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sergeantjessi · 7 months
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Texte über Goethe/Schiller zu lesen, bevor sie sich verstanden, ist immer wieder so witzig. Ja, ja, JoWo, noch ärgerst du dich darüber, dass Schiller in deiner Nachbarschaft wohnt. Aber geb dem noch ein paar Jahre und ihr redet davon, Kinder zu zeugen und nach Schillers Tod wirst du, was du für seinen Schädel hältst, auf ein Samtkissen betten.
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konigsblog · 7 months
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Heya! Sorry if it's stupid ask, but I have read your post a while ago that you're Scottish (If I'm wrong then I'm sorry and I would feel embarrassed.🙃) And I want to write Sergeant Johnny Mactavish and Captain John Mactavish x reader. And since they are also Scottish I want to write/them say some Scottish lines, or just words. So I was hoping what usually Scottish people will say, I don't want to mess up. I only know aye, shite and lass but that's much about it.
Sorry if my English is bad.
And I wish you an great day/night/evening!😊
SCOTTISH PHRASES AND WORDS TO USE WHILE WRITING FOR SOAP MACTAVISH.
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— yes! i am scottish, so here's some phrases and words i hear, and say, in scotland and what other scottish people usually say. :)
bonnie = that means calling someone pretty, like bonnie lass means pretty girl, since lass means girl. i'd say this is usually aimed towards girls, like a man would call a woman a bonnie.
lad means boy, like a friend usually. lads is plural ofc, and you could use it to say soap and the lads, or his pals. — “me and the lads.” (lads isn't scottish, it's british - which obviously being scottish means your british, but anywhere in great britain you'd hear this. as well as the one below.)
pals means friends, friend is a pal. — “thought he was yer pal.” = “thought he was your friend.”
dinnae = don't, it's how we say it in our accent. “dinnae do that.”
dae = means do, again, how we say it in our accent. “dae that for me.”
“haud yer wheesht” means shut up, like be quiet.
blether means talk, you might call someone a blether if they gossip or they're a chatterbox. — “stop blethering.”
crabbit means to be annoyed or grumpy. — “why ye crabbit?”
aye means yes. — “aye, dae that.”
ken means know. “a ken that.” not the barbie doll, it means know :) — “a ken that.” means “i know that.”
eejit means idiot. — “yer' an eejit.”
“ah umnae” means im not. ‘ah’ means im, or i, ‘umnae’ means not. it's hard to explain, just our accents though.
‘peely wally’ means pale. (heard this too many times towards myself, im pale as paper..) — “yer' lookin' a bit peely wally.” honestly, i don't think you'd need to say this that often in fanfics with soap, but maybe if someone is ill, you'd say that.
“gonnae no do that” means don't do that. “gonnae” means gonna, so like “gonna not do that” you'd say to someone if they did something you didn't want them to do.
“yer bum's oot the windae!” you're lying, being dramatic, or over exaggerating something.
“dafty” means stupid. — “yer' a dafty.”
VIDEOS TO WATCH FOR HELP AND UNDERSTANDING OF THE ACCENT:
it shows the accent differences between a scottish person, an english person, and an irish person.
https://youtu.be/Z-WliS0HHF8?feature=shared
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lunarw0rks · 6 months
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i like how we collectively agree that soap is the type of friend that would fuck you if you asked. no argument, no negotiation necessary. he just will.
and you don’t even have to be a bestfriend; johnny is slutty like that.
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jedipoodoo · 2 months
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Catch me slinking back over to my Imperial Hunter fics and replacing 'CT-9902' with 'CT-9901' while I think no one's looking
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techs-goggles9902 · 10 months
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Okay, I know this is kinda popular, but I feel like Crosshair would just fall asleep anywhere. Sitting on a crate after a mission? Out cold. Listening to Tech’s rambling? Literally passed out.
Like he could just lean back, cross his arms and legs and just let his head hang, his chin nearly touching his chest.
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blairaptor · 10 days
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Hunter BadBatch I love you but why are you still holding on to that one big pauldron. Bro you look ridiculous. What is that even doing for you at this point. I feel like it's just gonna make you unbalanced more than it's gonna protect anything
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melles1276 · 2 months
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"Gemütlich"
So ... according to this (very, very) small article in my local newspaper, there's apparently a video out there, where Sebastian actually speaks German during a press conference held at the #Berlinale2024.
And I definitely have to see (hear) this!
Do any of you have more information about this?
Here's the translation:
The favorite German word of US actor Sebastian Stan (41) is "gemütlich."*
"I can't remember, but I can understand a little bit,"** said the Englisch-speaking "Avengers" star in German on the sidelines of the Berlinale. Stan was born in Romania in 1982 and grew up partly in Vienna before moving to the USA at the age of 12. He won a Silver Bear for best acting performance in "A different man". (dpa)
*) "comfortable"
**) to be precise, his German syntax was wrong, but that's exactly what's so cute about him. Just for the fun of the German language, it must be: "Ich kann mich nicht mehr daran erinnern, aber ich kann ein bisschen davon verstehen." If I go word by word, he actually said: "I can't remember, but a little I can understand."
Source: Kehler Zeitung (Germany) / February 27th, 2024 via dpa (Deutsche Presse Agentur)
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columboscreens · 6 months
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luanneholmes · 14 days
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Does anyone know what color Coyles' eyes are? Has anyone modded his sunglasses off yet to check what's going on under there?
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celestialcrowley · 4 months
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Good Omens out of context season one edition
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I did this during my nth rewatch
Get thee behind me, foul fiend.
I know what you smell like.
Thank you for my pornography!
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How many nipples have you got?
Are you not here for intimate personal relaxation and stress relief of a discerning gentleman?
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Away with you, harlot! Scarlet woman. Jezebel.
Excuse me, gentlemen, sorry to interrupt an intimate moment.
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Well, let me tempt you to…
You go too fast for me, Crowley.
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Where exactly do you want them poking?
Did you count their nipples?
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You monster, seducing women to do your evil will.
Oh, fuck.
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I just need to find a receptive body.
I heard him making lewd suggestions.
Uh, oodles of them. Pots of nipples. Nipples everywhere.
We are here to lick some serious butt.
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In the beginning, in the garden, there was a — well, he was a wily old serpent, and I was technically on apple tree duty.
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Thank you for coming. :)
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sergeantjessi · 4 months
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Tue ich das Tumblr, ja? Verwende ich wirklich einen Adblocker? Hm? Ist das wirklich so?
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konigsblog · 3 months
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Omg the fic of stepbro gaz, what if he's humping her with clothes on, removes them saying he's being restricted, and then he's rubbing his dick head all over her clit and whines that he wants to put only the tip in
cw; stepcest, dub-con, manipulation & guilt tripping. 🪦🕊️
“jus’ the tip, please... i promise, baby...”
stepbro!gaz is a mastermind when it comes to guilt tripping. surely, if you truly loved him, you'd do this one special favour, right? :( his eyes are glossy as he runs his calloused fingertips along your body, ranting about how sore he feels, how hurt he is that you don't care to fulfil his needs...
of course, it's pathetic; deranged and shameful for kyle to do such a depravity thing, but he can't help but smirk when you finally agree, letting him stick ‘just the tip’ in, like he'd promised.
he'll call you a dumbass when you complain that that's not just the tip, that he's going too far and going against your shared promise. he'll chuckle quietly, mocking you, burying his face in your neck, getting drunk off of your sweet scent as he grinds deeper inside, his eyes shut tightly as he fucks you sloppily, telling you to stop being stupid, to shut up and take it like a good stepsister... :(
don't worry, dove... just scratch down his back, you've known kyle for so long, just trust him, baby :( he'll make you feel just right...
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lunarw0rks · 6 months
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gaz nsfw headcanons??? pls
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jedipoodoo · 5 months
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Married Hunter every .02 seconds: Where is my wife??
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benevolenterrancy · 1 year
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"Have people been making coffee in this thing again??"
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@be-the-creature-fan they really need to get a second coffee pot
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thebaffledcaptain · 8 months
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we take historical reenactment very seriously
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