#the ghost speaks

[celestialcrowley]

We have been gifted with a demon who can start and stop time.

A demon who can manifest his anger from within his celestial body.

A demon with a terrifyingly powerful imagination that allowed him to drive through fire without being discorporated.

I wonder what else he can do.

Someone hasn’t been watching the murder hornet close enough…

#good omens #crowley #david tennant #the ghost speaks #the metatron

[halogalopaghost]

While the turtles are staying with April in season one, she has a somewhat hard time keeping food in the fridge. Four mutant turtle teens are no joke as far as appetite is concerned, and the novelty of having 100% new and fresh foods in the fridge at all times is not lost on them. They have to be encouraged a couple times to help themselves, and when they finally do it's like an apocalypse on her fridge.

She also enjoys introducing them to new things during this time. She brings home one of those TUBS of pillsbury cookie dough to make them fresh chocolate chip cookies. Before they're in the oven, Mikey finds her and she lets him have some of the dough.

And then Donnie comes into the kitchen and freezes when he sees them. He looks at the dough. He looks at Mikey. He looks at April.

"Did you let Mikey have chocolate?"

April looks at him. Looks at Mikey. "...Yes?"

Don FREAKS out and smacks the spoon out of Mikey's hand. "We can't have chocolate, we're severely allergic!"

April PANICS. "What?? I didn't know, I'm so sorry!"

"What do you mean you didn't know?" Don asks, clutching his baby brother to his chest like he's about to perish. Mikey looks confused. "You wouldn't give chocolate to a dog, would you?"

April's freaking out escalates. Dogs aren't supposed to have chocolate! She knows that much. "What do I do? Should we—uh—go to the ER?"

"Are you insane?" Don has Mikey practically in a headlock and Mikey is—crying? Choking? "We need a VET, April!"

Splinter, whose dad-sense is tingling so hard that his fur is standing on end, enters the kitchen ominously. "Boys. I hope you're behaving and being kind to our host."

April is like, five seconds away from just dying of sheer embarrassment and worry. She looks at Splinter with huge eyes, about to admit she's POISONED his son, and then Don dissolves into giggles.

She stares at him, open mouthed in shock. He releases Mikey, who as it turns out, is also giggling. The chokehold was doing little to suppress it. Splinter puts his head in his hand.

"I'm just kidding April. We eat chocolate just fine."

She has to take another long moment to process the shock and calm her heart down. Don's laughing so hard he's tearing up.

April has never had little siblings before. She used to wonder what it would be like, and there was a time in her life where she had even wanted a little brother or sister to tease and love.

She did not know the true nature of little siblings. Which is evil, naturally.

She chases Don out of the kitchen with the biggest wooden spoon she has, and Splinter HOPES she catches him.

#this just in Donatello is a MENACE #he's such a sweet uwu boy that he is in constant danger of being woobified but I won't let that stand #he's just as horrible as Mikey <3 #anyway I might turn this into a fic later but for now you get what is essentially an outline #tmnt #turtleposting #tmnt 2003 #the ghost speaks

[devils-minion]

hi! i hope you're having a lovely sunday. i love following u :) can you recommend me some more blogs to follow that you like maybe? that would be so kind :)

oooh hi hello thats so nice 🥺 thank u!!!

sure, some of my fave blogs in no particular order: @nightgoodomens @moonyinpisces @goodomensedit @fagziraphale @guardian-of-soho @goomens @ineffable-houseplants

#thank u for the ask #hope u have a lovely sunday too 💗 #ask #anon #if any of the people i tagged dont want to be pls let me know and ill remove u #i only added good omens blogs because i assumed thats what u were after #anyway #the ghost speaks

[phantaseaz]

Just because a octo have curls doesn't mean they're automatically a girl. :(

This goes to any fem hairstyle in the game.

#the ghost speaks #Splatoon #I had my octo with curls be called a girl #like okay thank you for assuming the gender but did I ask #I really love long bangs but I wonder how many people assumed I was a girl #I guess guys can't be a lil fruity #that's just my two cents

[breakupcollections]

it is 8 days away from the 1 year anniversary of my Big Breakup and i just got dumped…. what is it with this time of year my lord

#i’m fine tho #i hate feeling regretted and it makes me sad that i couldn’t make it work #but it’s super for the best #i was literally gonna break up with him in the next couple of days #i am so so not excited to start dating again #i’m in such a rocky place with my self confidence #and dating always fucks with it #but what u gonna do #the ghost speaks #tan

[ask-sad-ghost-piett]

Dear Living Souls,

I would like to humbly request that you honor the Imperial legacy by sending lighters, matches, kerosene or other flammable substances, addressed to yours truly. I assure you they will be put to noble use. Please place them in the ruins of the Death Star. I haunt that location regularly and will be sure to find them there.

Thank you for helping the Empire set fires to ensure peace, justice and security!

-Admiral Piett

P.S. If you would be so kind as to consider offering other items, a nice cup of caf and a warm blanket would also be nice.

#the ghost speaks #spectral musing from the imperial afterlife #admiral piett

[knowledgevariabledarcy]

#the ghost and molly mcgee #the ghost band #the ghosts of antikythera #the ghost speaks #the ghost with the most #Youtube

[gosteon]

Why is the SCP Foundation at Japantag in Düsseldorf. Should I be worried.

#the ghost speaks #srsly tho great job those guys did on their outfits #very good cosplays in general this year #unreality #I guess? just in case

[starsmattersinpoetry]

you’re gonna get some hate for your blazed post most likely, but in all honesty and regardless of whatever anyone says, you aren’t a bad writer. you have an interesting and solid grasp on metaphor, imagery, and language. if I had to make one constructive suggestion it would be to try to unify the theming of your poems a little more, maybe with more similarities between the comparisons/metaphors you make? if you make your poems a tiny bit more cohesively themed you could write some really powerful stuff, you for sure have the talent. :)

thank you for looking out for me! i didn’t get any hate so im lucky there ahsvshha. i wanted to check out if doing a blazed post actually did anything and i can say now that it doesn’t really help me. i definitely agree with ur advise and it’s something i edit into poems that i put more work into and care more about.

#ur so sweet and honestly it feels good to get any advise about my writing #i did get a reply that told me it was good for a blazed poem tho #so i guess im perfect and awesome #the ghost speaks

[decayingfear]

Abel

He / It

1996

☀️ Leo 🌙 Capricorn ⬆️ Virgo

Hi, I'm Abel, and this is where I follow from! If I've broken your DNI, feel free to block/soft block me. I do read them but sometimes I miss things.

Please proceed with caution if you're sensitive to any of the following subject matter: blood, animal death, cemeteries, unreality, dreamcore aesthetics. I tag accordingly. Please reach out if there's anything you would like me to tag.

#the ghost speaks

[celestialcrowley]

My mom and I were finally able to watch the final episode of Good Omens season 2.

Before we dive in, my mom is very — how do I say this — anti on certain things. My friend said it perfectly. He said she gave him the homophobic put the fear of God type vibes when he first met her.

I don’t believe anything will ever fully change her opinions or views of us. I’ve not even referred to myself as aromantic / asexual in her presence, and I doubt I ever will. I simply tell her I’m done dating. It’s clearly not in my future, and, after trying it a couple of times, it just isn’t something I’m interested in.

I hope that one day she will open her eyes and realize that it’s all fine. Whatever we are. It’s okay.

My mom enjoyed season one. When I asked her what she thought of Aziraphale and Crowley, here’s what she said. Not her exact words but close enough to what I can remember.

“Aziraphale seems like he’s afraid of getting into trouble with Heaven, but not enough to keep him from going against God’s orders.”

Just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing.

“Crowley isn’t as evil as he paints himself to be.”

Just a little bit a good person.

The only thing, as far as I’m aware, that didn’t quite sit right with my mom is that God is a She.

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey…

I was terrified for her to watch the second season because of Maggie and Nina and That Big Damn Kiss. She’s told me some less than desirable things previously. Here are a handful of them.

“I won’t watch shows that have gay couples in them.”

“I will watch them, but I’ll just turn my head away when they kiss.”

About my friend who is a lesbian —

“Your friend just says that, but she doesn’t actually know what she is.”

Okay, mom. You go ahead and keep telling yourself that.

I am certain, despite my fear, that I wanted her to watch Good Omens so badly because I thought maybe it would be the golden ticket. It’s uniquely different.

We have been gifted with Anthony J’I’m Not Actually Either Crowley and Mister AZ Smitten I Believe Fell, The Almighty God She, Nina I’m Not Your Type and Maggie You Have No Idea.

I was expecting my mom to frown upon Maggie and Nina’s story in season two, but she didn’t. She actually didn’t even have anything negative to say.

Y’all should have seen me when That Big Damn Kiss was coming up. I was fidgeting probably as bad as Aziraphale was when he was gathering up the courage to ask Crowley to dance with him.

I don’t think I’ve ever fidgeted that much in my life.

And then it happened.

That Big Damn Kiss

And she watched all of it. She didn’t look away. She didn’t make a face. She didn’t say anything negative.

I don’t necessarily think her views have changed because she laughed at something my uncle told her about a former coworker of his. This coworker used to go by Craig, but he later came out as trans and asked to be called Cindy. My uncle said, “The best we can do is Crindy.”

Most of my family are homophobic, and I don’t care for it.

I don’t know if it’s the way Neil Gaiman has written Good Omens, but I was surprised that she watched the entire show, had nothing negative to say and even added that she needs to watch all of both seasons again to better understand it.

That’s something, I suppose.

Maybe she’s coming around.

Thank you, Neil Gaiman.

You truly are a legend. 💚

#the ghost speaks #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #david tennant #michael sheen #maggie #nina #aziracrow #ineffable husbands

[halogalopaghost]

One thing I see in the TMNT fandom that I'd love to see elsewhere is people being like "yeah I'm gonna reboot this whole franchise. No more AUs im Starting Over." Tbh more fandoms should partake in the original iteration bc it fucking slaps

#tmnt #turtleposting #the ghost speaks

[devils-minion]

fUCK I DREAMT SEASON 3 CAME OUT AND IT WAS SO GOOD

#the ghost speaks #i want to be back there #good omens

[phantaseaz]

A Poke Request, if you don't mind : Chandelure, please 🥺

Btw, do you think about give more information about your oc Zeb?

Sure!

Ohh Zebbi. An anxious lil cactus ghost. They have the fighting spirit in them but most times they scare others by appearance as in not many are a fan of spikes.

Zeb mostly hangs out with the other fusions. One of them is named Vizz and Casmeo. :]

Best friends with Beyol though it is tough hanging out real close.

#ask #the ghost speaks #the ghost draws #Chandelure #Litwick #Pokemon

[breakupcollections]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#today is the first anniversary since the break up #and idk #i just feel so weird #and with all the craziness of my family rn i want to text him so bad #bc i know more than anyone he’d understand #i just feel hazy #but i haven’t had a break down break down #so we’re on the up and up #the ghost speaks

[gids-ghost]

performing self-care by going into the woods and screaming like I'm being fucking murdered like an elk

#the ghost speaks #the guidepost at the corner of the universe #vent #barely