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rhymesswith · 10 months

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dan lwj your bobbies....

#just some thinly veiled excuses for me to objectify hwj #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #wangxian #bathtub scene #the real mvp #my arts #rhymeswithmdzs #mdzs/untamed

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galacticrainbowsaz · 4 months

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Tim, running on 34 hours of no sleep: Do you think it's called a dick because someone was really angry at a guy nicknamed Dick and got his words mixed up?

Dick, horrified: Tim nO. That's not-

Jason, running on 2 weeks no sleep: Close, but no

Tim and Dick: *confused glance*

Jason: It was actually a guy called Richard who wanted to show off to a girl

Dick: Jay...

Jason, in a dramatic voice: He doth declared "I am your Dick, and this is mine!"

Dick: Jay, stop

Jason: Then another Richard heard the tale and did the same thing to his wife. And then another, until it spread like wildfire.

Dick: JASON!

Jason: We call this "The Crowning of the Dick" *pointed smirk to Dick*

Tim: *wheezing* Is that... Pfff, is that what you say to Babs?

*5 minutes later, Bruce is in the bath with his Batman™ Rubber Ducky when he hears muffled screaming, laughing and cursing in the distance. He chooses to ignore it*

#incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #batfam #batman #i love chaotic batfam content #special guest: batman brand rubber ducky #the real mvp

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khaotunq · 1 year

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just in case anyone's in doubt about about the main character Jimbo (Moonlight Chicken, 2023) dir. Aof Noppharnach

#moonlight chicken #moonlight chicken edit #asianlgbtqdramas #what? don't look at me #i know how to tag #look he's an icon #mushiemaradame #userjyu #my gifs #my edits #mine: moonlight chicken #mine: jimbo #because now jimbo has his own tag #jimbo gon get giffed #mlc jimbo #the real mvp

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planningisnotmystrength · 1 month

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This one panel made me laugh so fucking hard last night (I couldn't resist and started reading the manga cause y'all keep posting reasons it slaps).

#delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #comics #comic panel #kensuke #the real mvp

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movietimegirl · 7 months

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The MVP that is holding it all together. A true Reble. 🧡

#the mandalorian #the book of boba fett #Ahsoka #carson teva #star wars #the real mvp #the new republic #disney plus #disney+#paul sun-hyung lee

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alperson18 · 2 years

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Why is no one talking about how Miss Cyclops is fully capable of breaking out at any time but she just doesn’t

Like what a queen

#i love her so much #the real mvp #cuphead #cuphead show #the cuphead show #cuphead spoilers #cuphead meme #sidenote i love that she still has her blankie in the last picture

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yourgranpasteeth · 21 days

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Me, explaining why Finn Ames in the best character in Mashle:

#the real mvp #mashle #finn ames #i love him a normal amount i swear #mashle magic and muscles #finn mashle #anime and manga

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idk-bruh-20 · 10 months

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Hey remember this scene?

Why didn't Strange just do that to Thanos???

#every day i find new & upsetting reasons to despise the russos #this is why wong is sorcerer supreme #dr. strange could never #thoughts #avengers #anti endgame #endgame #wong mcu #the real mvp #someone write a fic where this happens and everyone lives and gets to go home the end

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bloodpen-to-paper · 6 months

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If Cucurucho and the Federation are the haters of the Brazilians, then Walter Bob is our protector

#he's part of tazercraft #was there to ensure bagi arrived on the island safely #and he's the one helping forever survive in the nether #the real mvp #mcyt #qsmp #walter bob

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urmingirl · 1 year

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Nooooo it happened again 💀

#rip jin's future babies #the real mvp #i miss you jin 😭#kim seokjin #seokjin #jin #bts jin #bts #run bts #bangtan boys #bangtan #bts army #bangtan sonyeondan #bts gifs #btsgif #jin gifs #jin gif #ksj

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rhetorical-conscience · 1 year

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Felice: You use emojis like a straight person.

Simon: That is literally the worst thing anyone has ever said to me.

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navybrat817 · 2 years

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Alpine going all WWE on a spider that scared Smartie 🤣😂

I love this! I always had to kill the spiders in my house growing up if my brothers weren't around (mom and sisters are afraid of them). I have an unwritten rule with them: Don't touch me and I won't send you into the seventh circle of hell. ❤️

But can you imagine poor Smartie encountering a spider in the middle of studying or trying to relax? You're typing away on your laptop when you see something out of the corner of your eye. Did something just move by your book?

Yes. Something did.

You swear it makes eye contact with you as you turn your head and you can't help but shriek as your heart leaps in your throat. The little thing took you by surprise and, oh, you're pretty sure it has little hairs on its legs. It isn't moving toward you, but Alpine immediately goes into your room at the sound of your distress.

Now, you feel ridiculous when she looks at you and you point. Point. As if that will alert her that a spider is becoming friendly with your book, that you will disinfect later. But she gets it. She's a smart cat.

You blink when she springs up on your desk, just as silently jumping to the tiny beam over your closet. Keeping both her and the spider in your line of sight, you grab your phone to record this for Bucky. You knew he'd get a kick out of Al stalking her prey.

But watching Alpine leap when the spider begins to move makes you smile. She eliminates the threat and purrs when she brushes your legs as if to say, "You're safe now.". Your smile widens when you send the video to Bucky.

"Look out, Stud. She may take your protective status away. 😂"

Bucky gets Alpine an extra treat on the way home.

"Good work, Al. I knew you'd keep my girl safe."

*****

Love and thanks! ❤️

#navybrat answers #tiktok ask #headcanon ask #writer ask #bucky barnes #bucky barnes x reader #roommate!bucky barnes x reader #stud and smartie #beefy roommate au #roommate au #alpine the cat #the real mvp #beach daydreaming #sending love ❤️#asks are always appreciated

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notroosterbradshaw · 1 year

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calling @babyrooster the TGM MVP. For all the works, gifs, pix, keeping us fed and watered? And the speed of your posts!

Thank you for everything you do. We are indebted!

#the REAL MVP #top gun maverick