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friend-ofa-friend-ofa-friend · 4 months

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Do you think Clark Kent had to be formula fed.

And do you think, for a moment, Martha Kent realized she was in over her head.

An alien baby, a canister of formula from the closest shop that she’s not even sure he can eat.

She’s just holding him in front of her with the bottle in one hand and his neck propped up in the other. He’s screaming his head off and she knows he’s hungry but she can’t bring herself to give it to him. She doesn’t know what he is, what will kill him. She may have met this baby maybe a couple hours ago but she’s already decided to protect him with her life.

Jonathan’s out in the shed trying to find any of the old baby clothes and pacifiers they were gifted while they were trying at least half a decade ago; Martha’s pretty sure she threw them all away the second the doctor broke the news.

She realizes that if they do actually do this it’s not going to be easy, and it’s actually going to be quite terrifying. They will always be waiting for that phone call, that knock on the door. From this point forward strangers and outsiders who come sniffin’ for one reason or another will terrify them.

She wonders if they’ll tell him how they actually came to be his parents, or let him live in blissful ignorance.

She counts down to three in her head. And gives him the bottle.

He drinks it happily; perfectly fine.

She can’t remember when she started holding her breath.

A loose curl of his blacker than black hair falls onto his forehead and covers his bluer than blue eyes. She brushes it away and he grabs her fingers with a grip stronger than she thought it’d be. It makes her bark out a laugh.

Something with those pudgy cheeks and that gummy smile can’t be all that terrifying.

#clark kent #smallville #martha kent #jonathan kent #ma kent #pa kent #superman #the kents #Clark Kent who’s hair is otherworldly #as dark as space #kryptonian #krypton #superbat

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stovreye · 2 months

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I hate country music 🗿🗿

Messy farmboy Kon sketch anyone….? No? Just me….? Okay….. Also Kon would totally put studs on his cowboy hat 🤓☝️

Saves and shares appreciated 🤠🐓🌾

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ryemiffie · 13 days

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Quotes from my day as supersons incorrect quotes:

Damian: Hey babe-

Jon, visibly too excited: Babe?!

Damian: ...no, I'm taking it back, you're too eager.

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bobbinalong · 1 year

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i have this headcanon that clark has a big scar on his face from trying to cut his hair with laser eyes for the first time, so he took care to instruct jon on how to do it safely before he let him try for himself, but jon still managed to like ... just shave straight thru. which means clark had to even out the rest and so 8yo jon was just basically bald for a while. there were many tears on everybody's part. also, it's like 5am right now.

#dc #dc comics #fanart #bobbinart #clark kent #superman #jon kent #superboy #superboy!jon #lois lane #clois #superfam #the kents

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fanfrelon · 4 months

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Michael Bishop & Tyler Hoechlin as Jon & Clark Kent in Superman & Lois

#michael bishop #tyler hoechlin #jon kent #clark kent #the kents #superman & lois #series #dad & son #teen wolf cast #michaelbishopedit #tylerhoechlinedit #jonkentedit #clarkkentedit #supermanandloisedit #seriesedit #familystuffedit #twcastedit #my edits #2401

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ameba-from-space · 5 months

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I know I'm mainly a batman blog but sometimes I sit down and contemplate Martha and Jonathan Kent and I cry because how can you not

They are one of the greatest heros DC has ever written and I don't think we talk about it enough

They took a boy they knew nothing about and they raised him with love that knows no bounds, even when he showed himself as very different from them, even when most people would fear and shun him for being different, they loved him, and they loved him, and they loved him, and they never stopped, no matter what came, what challenges they had to face they loved him oh so much, and they showed him how to love and he loved so much and I think that's one of the most beautiful things ever

#I'm not kidding im fucking crying while writing this #I had a hard day #and thinking about the transformative properties of love makes me cry #I'm sorry for getting emotional #this probably makes no sense #but i felt like sharing #dc #superman #martha kent #jonathan kent #the kents #clark kent

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morgangalaxy43 · 2 months

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I feel like Bruce would try really hard to impress Johnathan and Martha when he and Clark start dating

#bruce wayne #batman #clark kent #superman #superbat #jonathan kent #martha kent #the kents #dc comics #batman headcanon #superman headcanons #dc headcanon

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nerdpoe · 6 months

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Wait the kents farm corn?

But they live in Kansas?

Did I already have a "what the fuck" about this because I'm getting deja-vu.

Wouldn't wheat be better for the soil type where they are???

What?????

#superman #the kents #ma kent #pa kent #kent farm #well that doesn't make a whole lotta sense

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mikitheswiftie · 6 months

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Clark: Lois’ dad is the general! THE general who tried to kill me🤯

Lois: There are alternate versions of Clarks who annihilate the world!

Ma Kent: I can’t stand Lois’ dad

Pa Kent: I am supposed to preheat the oven 😦

General Lane: I wanna gooooo *joining in because he didn’t want to be left out

Jimmy:

#source: friends #incorrect quotes #incorrect friends quotes #thanksgiving #my adventures with superman #dc #superman #clark kent #jimmy olsen #lois lane #maws #the kents #clois #toonami #the jimmy pulled into drama is over

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comics-n-stuff · 6 months

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*hitting the DC fandom over the head with a textbook*

STOP SAYING THE KENTS HAVE A SOUTHERN DRAWL

Kansas is in the CENTER of America, not the South! What you think of as an American Southern accent is usually found in places like Appalachia, the Deep South, and Texas, not Kansas!! Not every rural American agricultural community has the same accent! Kansans typically have a more midwestern accent.

it makes me nope straight out of fanfic sooooo fast

#I’m not an expert on Kansas #or linguistics #but I know some native Kansans and I live in Tennessee #the regional accents are not all that alike aside from the Americanness #and we both use ‘y’all’ sometimes #sorry if this is agressive but I NEED people to know that the Kents would not Talk Like That #this post was inspired by a timkon fanfic #superman #clark kent #the kents #ma kent #pa kent #conner kent #kon el #((((sorry to any American sociolinguistists if I’m dumb and wrong #but I don’t think I am)))))

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orange-s-mario · 17 days

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thinking about how the superman family (like the ones related to him) dynamics would be if I put them all together. hmmm a few of these are slightly changed to either make more conflict or to make a character have more character (looking at you Dik-Zee) also splitting kon into kon & conner simply because I can

Gregor would be a dust phantom in these which informs how he interacts with some characters. He and Chris are the only ones who can directly converse with Mon whenever. Gregor would still have an edge to him and have the whole complex he had in the original story - amplified by the fact that he is currently in some half-dead half alive state due to his powers

Johny would be jealous of other people still having their powers. Johny and Gregor would argue the most out of all his siblings but he's closest to Gregor

Cir would mostly be how she acted in the original run. No Mia though since they were somehow able to split apart so Cir tries out different secret identities but she's not very good at it despite everyone's help. She's probably the most positive one here

Jon Lane. he's mostly the same, still has some edge after development, Cir and Jon Lane found themselves in the same plane of non-existence and were somehow brought back idk. Anyways he mostly keeps to himself since he feels guilty about his past

N52 Kon: i haven't read n52 kon

Tommy; he visits occasionally. he's just kinda there

Jimmy Olsen: he's Jimmy Olsen. In this the whole sun/son thing happens right before all the Hal Rand thinking he's Mark Olsen stuff. but he's basically same jimmy as always. Family friend status. also mark and hal are married in this continuity. knows a lot about Cadmus stuff

Secundus: give him all of Kon & Jonathan's insecurities multiplied by 10. Since he's kind of a combination of both AND there's plenty of other people who'd accept being Superman

Chris Kent: he still has abandonment issues. Due to Nightwing powers he can directly talk to phantom zoners without the phantom zone viewer.

Jonathan Samuel Kent: feels a bit awkward about all this. The Ultraman thing happened so he has trauma from that. the others don't understand why he went with Jor in the first place. Jealous of the twins the most

Otho & Osul: still have Warworld trauma. still a bit worried about the old god thing. they tend to get along with everyone well, but all their siblings have hangups with how Clark handled being a parent or how Clark wasn't able to be a parent to them, which leaves them a bit confused on how to feel about their siblings

Conner Kent: an adaptation of YJTV conner, so he's a bit quicker to anger

Clark's kryptonian relatives (cousins & their kids)

Van-Zee; looks up to Clark, has a close bond to Ak-Var

Sylvia DeWitt, trained a bit in Klurkor; has powers under a yellow sun due to Van-Zee's serum. She's more reserved than Lois

Lyle-Zee and Lili Van-Zee: absolute menaces, drive their parents a bit mad.

Dik-Zee: generally a chill dude but a bit of a slacker, but it doesn't really affect his job much due to the thought type writers. he's a bit of a romantic as well. Generally wears a superman suit whenever though because of Van's twins

Ak-Var, married into the family. Happy that most of them accept him since the red K incident.

Thara Gem-Zee; likes learning about Kryptonian history, which is why she likes talking to Ak-Var who lived on Krypton before it blew up

Don-El; he's more serious and tries always being professional. Unfortunately he's also the first to suspect Ak if there's any a slightest chance of Ak-Var becoming a criminal again, which is unfortunate for Ak-Var

Rad-Zee; generally keeps to himself in a lab. doesn't like Van's twins because of their shenanigans

Kara Zor-El: more brash than Clark. Due to having both sets of parents alive and being in a different city, she doesn't visit often. More likely to be seen in Kandorian or Kryptonian celebrations than Earth ones though sometimes her whole family visits Clark's on Earth holidays

Judy/Equila gained her powers back and her grandparents started living on Earth as well. They take care of Judy while Kara is busy since Judy likes being with Kara

Clark's siblings (& their kids):

Cory Renwald; since he's a government agent, he's usually busy. Doesn't know Clark is Superman, but knows they have a connection. Trusts Clark's judgement on things, but feels Clark's too much of a goody two shoes. Doesn't really visit due to being busy but he'll try if he has time

Kral of Titan: succeeded in his revolution on Titan, which feels awkward for him since he feels guilty about thinking of betraying superboy (clark). Since everyone's a telepath on titan, everyone there knows this, but they built a statues to honor him anyways. Also learned that the temperature control gene is recessive (this is to connect it better to losh). Tries visiting often to escape the awkward situation he put himself in, but has to deal with making sure things don't go back to how it was during Clark's Smallville days

Kathy Warren; busy with Cadmus work usually. Doesn't feel like she has to hide her super intelligence anymore and feels like Cadmus has people she can relate to that don't alienate her

Kon-El; tries to be his own man, still has some of the complexes he's had before but he's getting better at handling them. Specifically remembers the Kents being alive so it's weird that he finds that in this continuity they're dead

Martha: time travel brings a future version of the baby that Kon was co-parenting on gemworld. She feels like Kon abandoned her. Kon can't really argue against that

Mighto/Tim Tate: Blames Clark/Kal for the death of his parents. Generally unpleasant to be around. More reserved on the Kents' death day (most of Clark's siblings meet up at their graves), Mighto does not attack on that day, despite all his flaws, Tim loved the Kents

Varl Quoz: Sometimes either he or the Kents/Els travel to Xenon though they make sure they always have enough fuel and spare parts to travel to and from it. The former weakling world is also used for people to live on. Varl and Kal get along well but due to Clark's privacy, the rest of the family is unsure of the whole situation (Varl explains later during their second or third vacation there)

Mon: he's still stuck in the phantom zone. Sometimes he makes asides, or attempts to help the family. Gregor and Chris are closest to him due to actually being able to talk whenever with him. Mon is grateful for this since this means he has more to do than absolutely nothing

Halk Kar: a bit insecure due to having lesser powers than Superman and thinking he was stronger when he thought he was Superman's brother. Is usually space traveling so he only visits on rare occasions

Mae: generally the same, except she lives with Linda. also in this continuity she's made by this universe's Lex (he was using an alternate identity) & Kathy while they were both working at Cadmus

Linda: generally the same except she keeps the Earth Angel powersTwilight: lives with Linda and Mae. uses her darkness powers similarly to how the Earth Angels use their powers (wings and blasts)

Blithe & Comet: live with Linda & Mae

Ariella: raised mainly by Linda and Mae. she's worse than Van's twins in how much chaos she can cause, which is, at least one of, the reasons why the others live with Linda and Mae

H'El: hates clones. has super op powers. Respects Jor so he doesn't attack on days that Jor-El discovered something which luckily is a lot of days. nobody likes him which makes him even mopier. Sometimes he crashes on someone else's couch just to angst about it and complain about everything. everyone else here finds him annoying

Rogol Zaar: everyone else here hates him - including Mighto and H'El. it's because he's the only one that doesn't care for Jor or the Kents (Mighto thinks you should respect your parents; despite H'El's breakdown he still is kryptonian and respects Jor). He is never invited

Lanes:

Lois: rash and more bold. Takes charge

Sam: war criminal

Lucy: somehow a combination of post-IC, Pre-crisis & Post-crisis Lucy. I'll figure it out. Anyways she has supernaturally white hair due to some jimmy olsen stuff that happened. In the end she married Ron and has a son with him

Sam Troupe: friends with the super kids, most notably john and chris. Is really confused about everything since john and chris are suddenly older than him, so he hangs out with the super-twins now

Leonardo: has a bit of a rivalry with Cory. Cory tries to ignore it

Legion stuff:

Laurel Kent manhunter and Laurel Kent real person coexist. the manhunter decides to be an antihero and later hangs out with Dev-Em

Kent Shakespeare: generally how he acts in 5YLXTC and Jonathan Samuel Kent cousins that bicker; idk I'd have to think more about it

Laurel Gand: distantly related to Mon-El, takes more after 5YL Laurel

Sensor Girl 2: Kara(?) (it's unclear)'s descendant who only has the super senses (super vision, microscopic vision, super hearing, super shouting, super ventriloquism that type of powers). Unsure if she should be legion age, little legion age, or between them hmmmm...anyways sometimes some of the Kents or Els visit the other time period other then their native one

#superman #superboy #supergirl #house of el #the kents

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friend-ofa-friend-ofa-friend · 5 months

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The Kents, instead of getting an actual herding breed like a heeler or a collie, would just send out their son in all his 6 year-old Kryptonian glory who had enough energy to fuel Smallville and then some to round up the sheep. He always did a better job than any dog could’ve anyway.

#the kents #martha kent #jonathan kent #clark kent #pa kent #ma kent #superman #maws #superbat #smallville #kryptonian

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puppiesandnightlock · 8 months

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THE LASTEST WFA EP

WFA

ITS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

DAMIAN

MY CHILD

STEPH MAKING THING S WORSE

TIM. TIM. TIM.

also "r we sure she isnt a kent?" obviously only kents can get waynes to be happy lmao (clark kon jon)