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milkcioccolato · 7 months
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Maul: your body hair is so WEIRD!
Obi-Wan: do you want me to… shave it or something?
Maul: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE KENOBI!
Yes, Maul has an extreme fascination for everything regarding Obi-Wan, and his hair is one of his favorite things about him!
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stealingpotatoes · 9 months
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hands you all this cal to announce i’ve FINALLY finished fallen order (by which i mean i finally picked it up again after those couple hours i played a few months ago and then finished the whole game in 2 days lol)
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beedeewun · 4 months
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hope survives
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obimaulartfire · 7 months
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So this started with @the-chains-are-the-easy-part making a joke that Maul wears black lipstick, and then @nicolabarth and I talking about how Maul would wear Gold eyeliner because it would show on his tattoos.
And then I accidentally made Maul look way too young? So I decided to make him Padawan!Maul from @milkcioccolato's Jedi!Maul AU!
So uh.... happy surprise fanart! I went insane with the colors
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nymph1e · 8 months
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Sabine being BARELY force sensitive is honestly amazing. I was going in pre-pissed because I fully expected them to hamfist Sabine being a jedi but they did it so well. She isn't force null bit from what I can tell, she wasn't as sensitive as a jedi would be. In a pre-o66 world, Sabine would NEVER have been trained as a Jedi.
Basically this fact - that Sabine isn't suddenly amazingly force sensitive - has changed this development from a mary sue waiting to happen, to a really really cool direction for her character to go in. It's now the story of someone working through a handicap. I mean how interesting is the idea of Sabine becoming a fully fledged jedi despite her lack of force sensitivity???? How creative will she have to get to get around her lack?
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therisingdarkness · 2 months
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LOOK WHAT MY FRIEND DREW ME FOR MY BIRTHDAYSBDBDNFNFNF
I'm still weeping over this, it's absolutely GORGEOUS and such a surprise, truly in love with every detail. I need it in print format ASAP. I just want to put it at eye level with anyone who walks in my apartment so it's the first thing they see.
Thank you so much @cloned-eyes for being my friend and entertaining all my ramblings. I'm so happy to have met you and I love the little AU worlds we build together!
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My redneck neighbor Doug on the Jedi in 'The Clone Wars'
Y'all have asked, and Dr. Meat Muffin might be a disgruntled old hag that chugs too much Trader Joe’s bourbon and doodles too much subpar art, but she keeps her promises!
Just so y’all know, if you’re a major character (Anakin, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, etc) you keep your name, because it was drilled into Doug’s head over 8 seasons of Clone Wars and the movies. Everyone else, though, Doug gave up and created his own catchphrases for them.
CW: This one's not as spicy as Doug's previous rants regarding Star Wars, but y'all know if y'all know. "It'll all come out in the wash."
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Plo Koon: Ah, Shrimp Daddy. He looks like a shrimp that’s been boiled and left in the sun after a potluck. But my wife LOVES him, she says he has the nicest voice and she wishes he’d narrate some books. I loved him too, he was my favorite. That scene where he tells his clone boys in space that they’re important to him? Ah great. They should have him lead HR meetings. 
Aayla Secura: Babe-the-Blue-Jedi. They sent her away from the Temple because Yoda didn’t want that hotness distracting everyone. Is she and Miguel (Bly?!) dating? They are, right? 
Kit Fisto: Reggae Swamp Thing. Tell me that boy don't look like he lives in the Atchafalaya and bangs on the steel drums all day. I wonder if he stole those shorts from Michael Phelps. He’s cool but does he need to have a tank to swim in on his ship? Does he have gills? I need more info on this guy. 
Adi Gallia: Storm’s Cousin. Doesn’t this chick look like her? She does, right? Maybe she's a Jedi cause she can't control the weather. Didn’t Maul’s brother Saul impale her on his horns and that’s how she died?* Why didn’t Maul do that to Obi-Wan? Maul was obsessed with Obi-Wan, do you think it’s because he had a crush on him after he sliced him in half?
(Doug also ships Obi-Wan with Maul now? IS THERE ANYONE WHO DOUG DOESN'T SHIP OBI-WAN WITH?!)
Shaak-Ti: Ahsoka’s Aunt. They’re totally related. (“No, they’re not.” “Says who?” “Um, EVERYONE?!”) She’s cool, nice to the clone boys. I like her horns. 
Saesee Tiin : Angry Bull Boy. He looks like a minotaur whose daddy left him at a Wal-Mart instead of the Labyrinth after drinking too much.
Deepa Billaba: My Coworker Anu. Seriously! She looks JUST LIKE HER. I even texted her a screenshot, and she used that as her Slack Channel picture for the longest time. Nice lady, she's a good master to Lil Kanan. Hm, Lil Kanan sounds like a rap person my niece would listen to.
Ki-Adi-Mundi: Mutant-Mall-Santa. Look me dead ass in the eye and tell me the man don’t look like he was supposed to hand out presents and ask kids what they want for Christmas and ended up hanging out in toxic waste instead. He's a snotty asshole, I don't like him, he thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Luminara Undali: Lady-in-Drape. She’s a green lady, and she wears a drape. Meat Muffin, I'm tired and it's about to snow.
Barriss Offee: Little Lady-in-Drape. Man, she was awful, but she had good points, ya know? Kind of like Darth Maul. Do you think Darth Maul and Obi-Wan ever dated? Or would Obi-Wan’s boyfriend get jealous? 
Quinlan Voss: College-Hippie-Boy. Doesn’t he just look like one of those goofs that fart around with hackysacks all day long? I'd buy weed from him if he was selling, he looks like an exporter and consumer, if you know what I mean.
Even Piall: Dobby the House Jedi. Man he looks like he was on his way to help Harry Potter or something and ended up in a bathrobe with a light saber. Ah well. 
*= Savage is ‘Saul’ and Feral is ‘Paul’. So it’s Maul, Saul, and Paul. I strained a muscle laughing when I got this. 
Tagging my Redneck Doug stans here! @amalthiaph @sued134 @eyecandyeoz @thecoffeelorian @merkitty49 @megmca @skellymomam I missing anyone?
Let me know if I missed any Jedi, those were the ones that came up that Doug didn't immediately recognize.
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believe-in-alderaan · 11 months
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They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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satans-knitwear · 1 year
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This might be my go-to outfit in the summer actually. This is the way.
My links
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acewizardinspace · 3 months
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I still haven't forgiven Tales of the Jedi for not taking the opportunity to draw parallels between Qui-gon and Ahsoka as the student's of fallen masters. Instead it was just anti-jedi bullshit and 'Ahsoka is the best person to have ever existed in the whole galaxy ever.' Like you could honestly do some amazing stuff here but they just didn't.
Back to back episodes showing how Anakin and Dooku trained their students.
Back to back episodes where Ahsoka and force ghost qui-gon see the horror their masters created. Special emphasis on how their master's choices condemned them to death/life in hiding.
Back to back episodes focusing on how Anakin and Dooku were both wronged by society (Anakin with slavery and Dooku with a family that hated force sensitives) but then rather than work to change these things, they become part of the system that hurts others.
You could actually make a good show about Ahsoka and Dooku, but they just didn't.
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class-a-fanatic · 7 months
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People in the fandom NOW starting to hate on felony is hilarious because, GUYS
THIS ISNT NEW
He’s the same guy who put a 14 year old in a tube top and sexualized slave garb. Had a former slave role play as a slave master in a SLAVE MARKET WITH HIS PADAWAN. Whitewashed every clone trooper except the “bad” ones. Created *extremely* whitewashed clones and labeled them as “superior” to the rest.
He’s been demonizing the Jedi for YEARS and been allowed to get away with it because it made his blorbos look better.
This man has been doing vile shit to star wars and it’s characters for YEARS and now people are angry when it’s too late.
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disneytva · 4 months
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Disney Networks February 2024 - Highlights
Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur
The Great Beyond-er! SEASON PREMIERE 2/2
Suit Up! 2/2
Belly of the Beast 2/10
Ride or Die 2/10
Kid Kree 2/17
Wish-Tar 2/17
Make It, Don't Break It! 2/24
The Devil You Know 2/24
Kiff
Fun Uncle Pat; Kiff Escape 2/3
Beach Day ; Sun's Out Buns Out SEASON FINALE 2/10
Chibiverse
The Chibi Couple Game 2/14
Playdate With Winnie The Pooh
Tigger and the Bouncy Hunt 2/10
Piglet, Rabbit and the Picnic 2/24
Pupstruction
Pizza-struction ; Baby Builders 2/2
Firebuds
Balancing Act ; Monster Truck Piston 2/9
Star Wars: Young Jedi Adventures
AfterShock ; Feather Frenzy 2/7
Best Friends ; Happy Trails, Nubs 2/9
The Tale of the Short Spire ; The Team Up 2/10
The Caves of Batuu / Finders Keepers 2/24
Spidey And His Amazing Friends
Now You See Me, Now You Don't ; Meet Squirrel Girl 2/16
Car-Tastrophe ; Sandman and the Tortoise 2/23
Alice's Wonderland Bakery
A Heart-Filled Harmony ; Happy Cheshire Day! 2/12
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lovisus · 1 year
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The Locked Door by @no-droids (guardianangelcas)
This fic has been living rent free in my head for a week. Yes it was that good. Go show the author some love (and Obi-Wan of course)💓
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phoenixkaptain · 1 year
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The scene of Anakin turning back to the Light and saving Luke is such a beautiful scene in so many ways, but especially from a character standpoint.
If you look at Darth Vader just in the movies, he doesn’t do things without a plan. He has a step two. Even if his step two is immensely dumb, he always seems to at least have some form of an idea where he wants to end up; he has a point B he’s trying to reach.
Part of what makes Vader a terrifying villain is that he always seems to anticipate what his opponent will do. He seems to know what they’ll do before they even think about what they’ll do. Very rarely is Darth Vader ever taken by surprise. Darth Vader is the character who proves how scary the Force can be. While Palpatine uses his Force lightning and can predict what his opponents will do, he never quite reaches the level Anakin is on, he never reaches that peak of knowing the next five steps his opponent is going to take, even as those next five steps change.
Palpatine doesn’t see Vader turning on him coming. Palpatine is not a Force user who can see the future, he uses the predictions Darth Plagueis made and he sticks to the outline provided by his former Master. He does everything he does and believes everything will be fine and has complete confidence in himself because Plagueis was just that good at predicting the future.
Darth Vader literally changes the future. He makes those predictions false. Him throwing Palpatine down a reactor shaft wasn’t in the books, him choosing his son wasn’t an option, the idea that a Sith lord as powerful as Darth Vader could turn back from the Dark Side is believed by the Jedi and Sith alike to be impossible. Darth Vader himself doesn’t even believe that he can turn back from the Dark Side. The only character who ever believes that Darth Vader can come back is Luke.
Darth Vader is fifteen steps ahead of his opponents. It’s very rare that he ever gets surprised. He always has a plan.
But when he saves Luke, he isn’t any of that. He leaps in without a plan, without any ideas of where he’s goung. He doesn’t know what will happen except that he’ll probably die. He doesn’t have a way out of this. This is the first time Anakin Skywalker ever does anything without already having a way out or immediately being able to come up with a way out.
Anakin was hotheaded and impulsive, yes, but Anakin from his introduction always has a plan B. And when he doesn’t have a plan B, he makes one. He is by far the most competent character in Star Wars, just from his ability to get himself and others out of trouble.
In the moment of turning back from the Dark, Anakin is listening to the Force. He’s listening to the Force as it tells him to save someone. The universal call to the Jedi, the inexplicable push that all Jedi feel and what ultimately led to the majority of Jedi dying, just because they couldn’t not listen when the Force told them to help. Anakin finally listens to it, finally answers it, he finally acts like a Jedi.
There’s no step two. There’s no way out. Doing this will end in his death. Darth Vader is already injured, and the only one who has the resources to put him back together is Sidious. To save Luke, Vader has to step into the lightning, which he knows all to well will ruin his suit. Choosing to save Luke is tantamount to choosing to die.
And he does it. He hesitates, but ultimately, he sacrifices himself for someone else. He goes in knowing that this won’t end with him being able to get out. He has no way out. There’s no plan B. His suit has gone from keeping him alive to being part of the reason he’s dying. He takes off his helmet accepting that he’ll die and being happy to die because he’s finally at peace, he finally feels the warmth of the Force, he finally sees his son with his own eyes, his son is finally looking at him with nothing but trust and worry for his wellbeing, he’s right where he wants to be.
He went from wanting to posess Luke to just being happy that Luke is there with him. That Luke is the one by his side when he dies, that he’s dying on the same side as Luke — Anakin is fine with this. He’s ready to die. He’s accepted it. He’s just happy that the last thing he’ll see is the product of his and Padme’s love for each other.
The scenes of Anakin in Return of the Jedi are beautiful. The title “Return of the Jedi” is so great for this movie, it’s perfect, okay, you don’t understand. It has so many meanings!! The Jedi returning could be referring to Luke, the main Jedi we follow, returning to the screen, or to Tatooine. It could be referring to the Jedi Order, since Luke takes on Yoda’s request to share his knowledge with others and, with Sidious dead, the Jedi Order has functionally returned, even if it is only one member strong. It could refer to Yoda returning, it could refer to Obi-Wan returning.
Or, Return of the Jedi could be referring to Anakin. Anakin Skywalker, the son of the Force. Anakin Skywalker, the only character powerful enough to change the future itself, the only Sith Lord powerful enough to stop being a Sith Lord. Anakin Skywalker, who has always done impossible things, who has always performed impossible feats, who is himself impossible. And he’s back. He’s returned. The Jedi returned.
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aigoos · 3 months
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Reverse Obikin Art
AHHHH! @kana7o came through with this absolutely amazing reverse Obikin art! I've been really loving the top!Padaobi & bottom!Masterkin dynamics, and this art is chef's kiss!
Even better is that this is the hair I envisioned on Padaobi! His longer hair and his hedgehog hair is fine, but this is definitely my ideal hairstyle for him XD;;;
But yassss. I love this art so, so much! All day long at work, I kept looking at this during my breaks :D
Hiding it under a cut because Obi-Wan is groping Anakin's chest XD
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of-naboo · 9 months
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He activated both sides of his lightsaber and swung it around, getting used to the feel of the blades this close to the walls. It would be tight quarters. He would be able to bring all his physicality to bear. His master disapproved of so much punching and kicking in his fighting style, but there was nothing better than the feel of bone fracturing under his touch. A lightsaber was nice, but there was something to be said for working with his hands.
Star Wars Queen's Peril, E.K Johnston
@mutatiio
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