#the girls and gays win again

[therabbitthatpostthings]

#scooby doo #shitpost #shitposting #velma dinkley #I can hear it already #so *insert character here* is gay now #DAD- they were always gay straightie you’re just blind #he’s an 80’s kid so he’ll watch ANY reboot of a show no matter what #imagine wtf I went through during thundercats AND Voltron #anyway- #the girls and gays win again

[hashtagnevermore]

i love their dynamic

art by: rednflynn on twt

#ur so right for that annabel lee #the gays always win #the lesbians are at it again #sapphics on top #sapphism #nevermore webtoon #nevermore webcomic #nevermore academy #lenore nevermore #lenore webtoon #annabel lee nevermore #annabel lee webtoon #annabel lee x lenore #white raven #lennabel #webtoon #girl kisser #im feeling feelings #im foaming at the mouth

[moomoorare]

🕯️🕯️Martyn inthelittlewood will win Limited Life. Martyn inthelittlewood WILL win Limited Life. Martyn inthelittlewood will WIN Limited Life. MARTYN INTHELITTLEWOOD will win Limited Life 🕯️🕯️🕯️

#PLEASE PLEASE HE DESERVES IT #its who I've been dooting for all this time this season #if scott wins again the gays WILL BE sad 😔😔☹️ #limited life #inthelittlewood #martyn inthelittlewood #idk what tags to use I'll be honest #traffic life #trafficblr #rare rambling #wtf is dooting girl i meant rooting

[s-aprua]

high card ep7 is so funny they somehow made the scenario with the highest likelihood to be gay straight

#oh lets make 2 guys forced to hold hands the whole ep #but then the playboy is going to have a thing with the girl who made it happen 👀 #homophobes gonna be like #high card #chris redgrave #finn oldman #like nooo 2 guys held hands" #meanwhile gay ppl are getting queerbaited again #nobody wins 😔 #anyways fun episode 8/10

[lyxchen]

Do you even KNOW How tempted I am to dye my hair red/orange again?!?!?????

#i just saw a video of a crowley cosplay #and the girl hat the pretties most gorgeous red hair #and like #i am so gay #but also i need to have that haircolor again!!! #hhhhhhh #lea's random thoughts #also i just need to dye my hair again rhahdhdvdvdv #especially with karneval coming up #and i'm dressing us as crowley for karneval sooo #should i do it? #like probably not fully dyed #kinda like i did it last time with the roots still showing #and i could always dye it brown again.. #and then normally without and color in it #it would be that goldish blonde #that campbell has #so double win #and it would also look a lot like alex if it was more blonde #so triple win #but i'm not gonna go to a hair salon i think #cause last time they didn't do it how i wanted it :/

[cheese-rat29]

batting my eyes and twirling my hair: "hey can i show you doctor who?"

#text #text post #doctor who #nuwho #based on true events #really a girl i really like asked if we could start doctor who from the beginning #the autism won but she seems genuinely interested in it? we're close to halfway thru the season already #it's been a long time since i've watched doctor who with someone who has almost no knowledge of it #really cool to see it through her eyes and also a herculean effort to not spoil anything #also i am currently in the middle of my own watch and i am all the way in s10 #and realizing that i could literally watch doctor who on a constant loop and i'd be happy #gay and autistic combo wins again

[lemonheadhatchet]

Im manifesting Will Byers to have a badass, rebellious, confident yet closeted, super artistic, ahead-of-her-time, lesbian best friend that he can talk, relate, and open up to in season 5. Like... they'd take over that show and leave Mike Wheeler in the dust. He deserves at least one person that can fully and truly understand him.

There needs to be more to him than just the supportive friend with spidey senses. He needs and deserves to have a badass story arc and more screen time. Just the facts.

#byler #will byers #lgbtq characters #stranger things season 5 #stranger things #stranger things season 4 #mike wheeler #the suffer brothers #hawkins #will byers is gay #dun got queerbated once again #will byers is the heart #will byers deserves better #girls and gays for the win #just the facts #robin buckley

[thegetdownrebooter]

leighton is the only one who didn't take an L in season 2, i cheered!

#another win for the white gays #i'm assuming that there are lesbians in the writers room? #they need to give willow a gf next season #once again my fave whitney got nothing #bella was fucked over #and fuck kimberly! #mindy kaling you're such a loser #bj novak is never gonna fuck you #anyways good for leighton #i cheered! #leighton murray #the sex lives of college girls #tslocg #fandomshit

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

i cannot believe i played all three high school story books romancing MICHAEL the first time. girl why did you do that caleb is sooooo much better omg it’s ridiculous actually

#unfortunately it only works to romance caleb if you play as a guy #just because the mc’s best friend is emma and emma had that little crush on him and if you’re a girl and you date your bestie’s crush that’s #like soooo deeply unethical. especially when you’re 16 like that’s evil fr #it’s okay if they’re gay though and then you get to set emma up with luis who is soooo insanely Your Friend’s Ugly Ass Boyfriend but like we #can’t win it all i guess. #next time i play it i’m gonna play as a girl again and romance emma <3 #and then the only romance options i won’t have done will be aiden and maria #but i don’t want to do aiden ever because he’s lame #maybe i’ll play it a fourth time and do maria idk #but it takes me so long to play these things i probably won’t get to it a fourth time tbh #like i started this replay like a year ago and i’m still only at the start of book 2 #to be fair though 2 and 3 kind of suck. where 1 is sooo fun #anyway. you guys should all download choices and play my little books #it’s almost lame that you all will watch the worst tv shows known to humankind but won’t play choices. like. lol #choices

[munamania]

whyd her bf like these in succession. sending my most punching u in the face energy rn

#they also have stupid matching twitter likes again. HOWEVER. first time i’ve even looked in like a week #so a win is a win right #film girl saga #this looks rough on my part i’m not homophobic im. like. #you guys are straight stop bringing gay ppl into this… #unless. you know. i won’t say it

[everythingshinesunderthesun]

Oh and while I'm talking about films

I watched Knives Out the other day and it's legitimately all I can think about

#personal #10/10 perfect film i could watch it a million times again #amazingly shot and written and holy shit the casting #ana de armas just nails the naïve good hearted girl who's way in over her head #chris evans has perfected the 'awful piece of shit whos so charming you still kind of want him to win' part #and daniel craig makes me gay #honestly i could sit here all night just talking about how everyone nails their role #if you haven't watched it please watch it watch it watch it

[hauntingblue]

Fujitora you stupid bitch!!!!

#mantaining the status quo for what #KAIROUSEKI BARS???? OMG LUFFY #ZORO CUT THOSE FUCKING THINGS #against an admiral again!!! this time you WILL win!!! #actually head on my hands.... what is big mom doing here???? RETREAT!!!! #like my jaw is on the floor #caesar stole from big mom lmaooo #they should let him be captured so big mom kills him and there you go no more sad nor smile :) this is my design #i think i might be sick why do i think sanji looks kinda hot with the bandages and his jacket as a cape... an illness.... #nami you tell them!!!! sanji was stupid in wanting to go back.... fight thirsty... #I SAW!!! THE HAT AND LONG HAIR!!! AD THOUGHT ACE???? NO BITCH!!! I KNOW WHO THAT IS!!!!! #AHDKAHDKAHDKA I AM SO MAD!!!! #ace :( #episode 663 #dellinger looks like a tiktok gay... i dont know how to explain it... the tight graphic shirt was a vision from oda #bellamy saying he won't believe what he says.... girl the delusions #barto dont take him to the infermery lmao #increidble plan to scate a girl to death 😭😭😭 ! #and usopp volunteers 💀💀 #oh bellamy.. #i KNEW BARTO WOULD GIVE LUFFY THE FRUIT but i wouldnt have guessed he was there to give it to luffy lmao #also bellamy fell into the luffy secret of turning haters into dickriders... it's called time #THEY DONT SHIW THE REUNION??.. JUST LUFFY CRYING AND THROWING UP #oh sabo took his place.. he wont fucking win tho..... #luffy crying and throwing up ooooh..... my eyes....... zoro shut the fuck up its like the second time you see him cry #aces grave with the three cups 😭😭😭😭 #luffy cant stop crying and it is contagious 😭😭 #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 662

[hopefullyababe]

MULLET LONG ENOUGH TO BRAID

#daphnes talking again #LETS GO GIRLS #A WIN FOR THE GAYS

[loving-family-poll]

Ultimate Incest Tournament - Semifinals

Propaganda under the cut:

Sam/Dean:

I'm sorry but they have it all. children of metaphorical incest just continuing the cycle in any way they can. they are brothers and mother + son and wives and each other's scorned lovers and life partners they've had multiple infidelity arcs they are sexually psychopathic together they have forsook life and morality and the earth itself for each other and just love each other so much . They are literally in a heaven of their own making together for eternity, incestuously. Come on!!! Blueprint!!!!! It's not gay if he's your brother!!!!!

dean did stuff to sam's dead body in ahbl. i just know it

Messed-up, isolated sibs with all the daddy and abandonment issues. Their lives are so claustrophobic with the brothers no more than five feet apart in the car, a motel room, or standing next to civilians (face it, they are frigging magnets). Can't leave out that they are always touching each other to check for wounds which is a huge PLUS for any shipper.

Sam and Dean ARE literally the blowjob brothers. They walk into a situation and everyone goes well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers....... And they say. Yep. That's us. And then they fix the situation with their epic love story

THE classic, iconic, show shopping, never done before etc. etc. incest ship. It changed fandom and it changed the world

Dave/Rose:

Daverose blondetwin sweep because they were codependent without ever meeting from growing up seeing each other in their dreams

What does it mean to be an abused teenage boy growing up alone and seeing a girl in your dreams every night who is also your best friend. and when you finally meet her you go on a suicide mission together even though nobody was asking you to die with her. and then you are the only two human beings left in the recognizable universe on a cold meteor surrounded by aliens but you’re glad it’s with her. and when you finally touch the girl from your childhood dreams she looks exactly like you. because she’s your sister

I don't have words for how good these snarky assholes are together. DaveRose is brain chemistry changing. They both put up so many fronts, and engage in so much snarky wordplay, and are constantly trying to get under each other's facade. They play off each other so well, witty and sharp, I need them to be together always

We all die & we all die alone are the two cold truths of the universe but dave and rose broke both simultaneously by ascending to godhood together

Their twincest wins because it is just so confusingly tragic? profound? dave leaving rose behind in a doomed world, dave following her to the bomb. they are both so closed & cut off & curt its hard to imagine the depth of these things. but that is their love language: giving up their lives for each other over and over, in a confusing and fumbling and heartfelt love song. i can’t say i love you but i know we’ll die together anyway. because we’re made of the exact same stuff. i’ll find you again at the last moment. that’s love.

THEY DIED TOGETHER, YOUR HONOR

Confirmed canon by the author, (something happened) between them. Parallels of dying by each other's sides in EVERY timeline. They are THE womb-to-tomb. There is nothing platonic about winking at your brother while talking about crushes, that shit is incestuous. Seer/Knight archetype. They will die protecting each other.

do you realize love someone if you don’t follow them on a suicide mission into the gaping maw of a literal fucking sun after they knock you out and psychoanalyze you in your dreams? the blueprint of the “ethereal androgynous blonde boygirl twins” trope. witch/knight dynamics. they find each other to die together in every timeline no matter what (but they’re still emotionally constipated teenagers who bicker and make fun of each other in pesterchum). kids with grown-up powers. perfect little freaks of nature. what if we looked exactly like each other’s eyes

#tournament polls #tumblr polls #incest poll #wincest #samdean #spn #daverose #dersecest #homestuck #semifinals #tw incest

[megumisgirl]

megumi boyfriend headcanons!

— when you guys first started dating, he was no where near the touchy-feely boyfriend. all you got were hugs, kisses on the forehead and sometimes, if you were lucky long deep passionate kisses that came out of nowhere. all in private of course, megumi likes to keep things that is between you guys between you guys, he doesn't tell gojo, yuuji, nobara, anyone.

— when you guys had your first fight, he was super furstrated. screamed a bit and let his hidden anger issues show (you can thank toji for that). in the spur of the moment, out of furstration and pent up sexual-anger he ran his hands through his hair, making you flinch. he immidietly stopped talking and just left the room. the topic you guys were fighting about wasn't cleared up, you both were obviously angry, and now with this, you both were going to have a conversation that none of you wanted.

— the next few days of the fight, megumi would try to talk to you but you would give him the silent treatment. it was a no-win situation, if you tell him you flinched for nothing, he'd feel horrible to even make you think that he was capable of hitting you. if you told him the real reason, a dark looming thought in your mind told you that maybe he wouldn't accept you for who you are. maybe he would leave you. people started to notice that you and megumi weren't together as much.

"meeeegumiiii" gojo cooed, making megumi roll his eyes, "did you and y/n have a fight? you can tell me. im basically your second father. not that im gay. i mean i could be, but like the sex-" "no." megumi stopped gojo, putting his hand in front of him, "we're not in a fight. and its a disagreement. we'll be fine." he'd already said too much for someone who says nothing. but he had too much in his mind, so the words just spilled out.

— after the intial conversation, at first, megumi didn't know how to comprehend what you just said to him. he never had to comfort someone and he was never comforted either, so he based himself on your position and did everything right. my man. he was sweet, gentle, and never judged you.

— megumi got comfortable with affection about seven-nine months into the relationship only because you were so touchy, other wise would've taken four years or smth. and his level of affection is holding-hands in public, and holding your hands above your head in private, if you catch my meaning...

— when he met your parents, he was PROPERRR. mans was dressed in a fucking suit, styled his hair right instead of the spikey usual hair, and showed the barest amount of physical affection to assure your parents their daughter is in the right hands.

— but when you met his, it was CHAOS lmaooo. toji was showing you all the embarassing baby pictures of megumi on purpose to embarass him. his step-wise called him embarassing nicknames like bubbles or pineapples or something and you couldnt believe why megumi was the way he was when they were like this.

truth be told, megumi was made for you (and me).

NSFW cannons.

— i said this once and i'll say it again. MEGUMI IS A ROUGH DOM!!! man-handles you every chance he gets, whether it's spreading your legs apart so roughly that there are bruises on his hands on your thighs, or flipping you over to pound you from behind. he will do it all.

— favourite position, anything where he can see you. missionary, to some extent matting press? he loves to see you squeeze your eyes, arch your bag and whine inconsistent pleas. he loves to see the full of personality character that he's so into just dissappear as he pounds into you mercilessly. the perfect smart girl becoming a bimbo that he loves to use and fuck.

— has a thing for eye-contact. BEFORE U THROW TOMATOS AT ME... LISTEN OKAY..1!!1!! when you're giving head, he grips your jaw so he can see your eyes as he fucks your mouth, tears streaming down your face, getting mixed with the tastes of his arousal. when its you recieving, he is adamant about eye-contact.

he has been inbetween your leg for hours, absolutely devouring you while making you watch. your eyes are sore, your legs are sore, everything is sore. you cant move an inch without feeling sensitive and your entire body just shakes as he laughs at you, looking at you with his blue eyes. "look at me." he said, the vibrations from his throat hitting your soaked cunt as you whimpered, opening your eyes just enough for new tears to leave your face. making a thin smirk place on his lips. his tounge circled your bud, making you shut your eyes again. "eye-contact, or this stops."

— dirty talker. and not just any dirty talker, the sweet praise ones. "my little slut," "taking me so well, baby. you're such a whore, but.. you're my whore," FHBYIEDWUSOKPX

— ending on a positive note, he's good at aftercare, too. after an intense session, he will draw you a bath and just sit on the edge of the tub, drawing mindless circles on your arm as you rest in the warm bath. ocasionally stealing kisses from you as he watched you take a bath. he's just... perfect.

#here is where the fun begins #megumi smut #jjk smut #megumi fushiguro #megumi #megumi fushiguro smut #megumi jjk #megumi x reader #notsfw #jjk x reader

[gabigabigabby]

three in a row | l. norris

part one / two / three

lando norris x sainz!reader

the landosainz saga

a/n: last part for the qatar gp! already very excited for the usa gp 🥰🥰

synopsis: lando wins p3 in qatar

face claim: sophia weber

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ynsainzzz

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landonorris THREE PODIUMS IN A ROW BABY!

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ynsainzzz 3 podiums, 3 lando unseens for the papaya girls n gays. 3 is the magic number. congratulations pet, mclaren and oscarpiastri 🧡🧡

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