#daverose

[loving-family-poll]

Ultimate Incest Tournament - Semifinals

Propaganda under the cut:

Sam/Dean:

I'm sorry but they have it all. children of metaphorical incest just continuing the cycle in any way they can. they are brothers and mother + son and wives and each other's scorned lovers and life partners they've had multiple infidelity arcs they are sexually psychopathic together they have forsook life and morality and the earth itself for each other and just love each other so much . They are literally in a heaven of their own making together for eternity, incestuously. Come on!!! Blueprint!!!!! It's not gay if he's your brother!!!!!

dean did stuff to sam's dead body in ahbl. i just know it

Messed-up, isolated sibs with all the daddy and abandonment issues. Their lives are so claustrophobic with the brothers no more than five feet apart in the car, a motel room, or standing next to civilians (face it, they are frigging magnets). Can't leave out that they are always touching each other to check for wounds which is a huge PLUS for any shipper.

Sam and Dean ARE literally the blowjob brothers. They walk into a situation and everyone goes well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers....... And they say. Yep. That's us. And then they fix the situation with their epic love story

THE classic, iconic, show shopping, never done before etc. etc. incest ship. It changed fandom and it changed the world

Dave/Rose:

Daverose blondetwin sweep because they were codependent without ever meeting from growing up seeing each other in their dreams

What does it mean to be an abused teenage boy growing up alone and seeing a girl in your dreams every night who is also your best friend. and when you finally meet her you go on a suicide mission together even though nobody was asking you to die with her. and then you are the only two human beings left in the recognizable universe on a cold meteor surrounded by aliens but you’re glad it’s with her. and when you finally touch the girl from your childhood dreams she looks exactly like you. because she’s your sister

I don't have words for how good these snarky assholes are together. DaveRose is brain chemistry changing. They both put up so many fronts, and engage in so much snarky wordplay, and are constantly trying to get under each other's facade. They play off each other so well, witty and sharp, I need them to be together always

We all die & we all die alone are the two cold truths of the universe but dave and rose broke both simultaneously by ascending to godhood together

Their twincest wins because it is just so confusingly tragic? profound? dave leaving rose behind in a doomed world, dave following her to the bomb. they are both so closed & cut off & curt its hard to imagine the depth of these things. but that is their love language: giving up their lives for each other over and over, in a confusing and fumbling and heartfelt love song. i can’t say i love you but i know we’ll die together anyway. because we’re made of the exact same stuff. i’ll find you again at the last moment. that’s love.

THEY DIED TOGETHER, YOUR HONOR

Confirmed canon by the author, (something happened) between them. Parallels of dying by each other's sides in EVERY timeline. They are THE womb-to-tomb. There is nothing platonic about winking at your brother while talking about crushes, that shit is incestuous. Seer/Knight archetype. They will die protecting each other.

do you realize love someone if you don’t follow them on a suicide mission into the gaping maw of a literal fucking sun after they knock you out and psychoanalyze you in your dreams? the blueprint of the “ethereal androgynous blonde boygirl twins” trope. witch/knight dynamics. they find each other to die together in every timeline no matter what (but they’re still emotionally constipated teenagers who bicker and make fun of each other in pesterchum). kids with grown-up powers. perfect little freaks of nature. what if we looked exactly like each other’s eyes

#tournament polls #tumblr polls #incest poll #wincest #samdean #spn #daverose #dersecest #homestuck #semifinals #tw incest

[turbidapoplexy]

valentine's exchange pt 1: fast and furious (i don't know shit about fast and furious)

#dave strider #rose lalonde #daverose #.png #not knowing anything about fast and furious was a bonus for that prompt btw. #anyway all i know is that it's about cars and maybe things explode. maybe there are guns. #the background is actually from michael bay #whose films i also don't think i've ever watched but they explode (or something)

[mcsiggy]

for 4/13: begging for some daverose in any iteration (but alpha daverose would be SWEET)

#daverose #rose lalonde #dave strider #my art #homestuck

[knives-blue]

so ive done a thing

#glenns art #the coffin of andy and leyley #john egbert #rose lalonde #jade harley #dave strider #johnjade #daverose

[d1nnerd0g]

have you ever drawn any rosedave.. i love those two so much

theyre my fav derseship...tho when i draw them together its usually the alpha versions. cuz i mean, well. they have intercourse

#hs #daverose

[derseprinceoftbd]

I've managed to gather three different Dave=Andy+Rose=Leyley edits for the shits and giggles of it. Where Prospitcest? Like I know the vibes aren't nearly the same but come on.

#homestuck #prospitcest #johnjade #junejade #tcoaal #the coffin of andy and leyley #andy graves #leyley graves #andy x leyley #andrew graves #ashley graves #john egbert #june egbert #jade harley #dave strider #rose lalonde #dave x rose #john x jade #dersecest #daverose

[badshipshitblog]

<3

#daverose #dersecest #art #finishing a couple of those sketches

[homeshippinglikeapro]

sorry it took me like way too long to think of smth but can i get uhhh alpha dersecest? as in, alpha dave x alpha rose?

don't worry, you can request when and how much you want to :D

#homestuck #comship #req #shipcest #daverose #dersecest #alpha dersecest #alpha rose #alpha dave #mod pro

[theoreticallimi]

love

#daverose #dersecest #dave strider #rose lalonde #my art #im so crazy about them

[strid3rboy]

i got a request for daverose but i cant reply w this so..

#homestuck #hom3stuck #davey.art #rose lalonde #dave strider #daverose

[loving-family-poll]

Ultimate Incest Tournament - Round 2

Homestuck fanart by Timsel-kun on deviantart

Propaganda under the cut:

Beverly/Elliot:

Hot lesbians both played by Rachel Weisz! And they're canon in the book it's based on, and like HEAVILY implied to be for realsies in love and fucking in the show. Great lesbianism, great incest

There's literally a scene where elliot is listening intently to beverly having sex in the next room, and she like moans listening to it ok

Beverly's gf breaks up with her cuz she's weirded out by the twins relationship

Beverly likes to attend a support group for ppl with dead siblings and pretend her sister is dead like the psychosexual issues here.....

beverly and elliot were literally trying to have a child together. Elliot (a gynecologist) artificially impregnated Beverly MULTIPLE TIMES

Dave/Rose:

Daverose blondetwin sweep because they were codependent without ever meeting from growing up seeing each other in their dreams

What does it mean to be an abused teenage boy growing up alone and seeing a girl in your dreams every night who is also your best friend. and when you finally meet her you go on a suicide mission together even though nobody was asking you to die with her. and then you are the only two human beings left in the recognizable universe on a cold meteor surrounded by aliens but you’re glad it’s with her. and when you finally touch the girl from your childhood dreams she looks exactly like you. because she’s your sister

I don't have words for how good these snarky assholes are together. DaveRose is brain chemistry changing. They both put up so many fronts, and engage in so much snarky wordplay, and are constantly trying to get under each other's facade. They play off each other so well, witty and sharp, I need them to be together always

We all die & we all die alone are the two cold truths of the universe but dave and rose broke both simultaneously by ascending to godhood together

Their twincest wins because it is just so confusingly tragic? profound? dave leaving rose behind in a doomed world, dave following her to the bomb. they are both so closed & cut off & curt its hard to imagine the depth of these things. but that is their love language: giving up their lives for each other over and over, in a confusing and fumbling and heartfelt love song. i can’t say i love you but i know we’ll die together anyway. because we’re made of the exact same stuff. i’ll find you again at the last moment. that’s love.

THEY DIED TOGETHER, YOUR HONOR

Confirmed canon by the author, (something happened) between them. Parallels of dying by each other's sides in EVERY timeline. They are THE womb-to-tomb. There is nothing platonic about winking at your brother while talking about crushes, that shit is incestuous. Seer/Knight archetype. They will die protecting each other.

do you realize love someone if you don’t follow them on a suicide mission into the gaping maw of a literal fucking sun after they knock you out and psychoanalyze you in your dreams? the blueprint of the “ethereal androgynous blonde boygirl twins” trope. witch/knight dynamics. they find each other to die together in every timeline no matter what (but they’re still emotionally constipated teenagers who bicker and make fun of each other in pesterchum). kids with grown-up powers. perfect little freaks of nature. what if we looked exactly like each other’s eyes

#tournament polls #tumblr polls #incest poll #beverly/elliot #dead ringers #dave/rose #daverose #dersecest #homestuck #tw incest #round 2

[turbidapoplexy]

she wore a sweater it was funeral grey

#Daverose #Dave Strider #Rose Lalonde #Homestuck fanart #.png

[alpharoez]

they got their swag on

#rose lalonde #dave strider #homestuck #daverose #dersecest #scribbles

[kingofdersecest-2]

There needs to be a Dave/Rose edit of Ashley and Andrew from The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

#dersecest #daverose #the coffin of andy and leyley

[dersetwins]

we joke on here but the idea of daverose & sex is actually crazy like i can't believe they have skin that touches each other's skin....

the online friendship aspect is what gets to me like. over text, dave sees TT as one of his best (only) friends. he meets her in his dreams. but how do you even to begin to describe the mess of what they are to each other in person... he already knows exactly what to say to make her laugh but he didn't know that her eyes would crinkle when she does. and dave grew up alone in that apartment. how do you behave when you've never really hung out with a girl before, even been alone with one, and here is this teenage girl (his best friend) who looks exactly like him. his sister who should be identical except there's the bare strip of thigh under her skirt that he sweats when he thinks about

and you're together on a meteor or abandoned in an empty timeline but in either case the only remaining tether you have to humanity is each other, isolated children who came from empty houses. and they're bundling up together in one bedroom reminding each other what human bodies feel like. maybe for the first time

so many layers upon layers i dont think they'd be able to be anything but like. punishingly fragile about it. the thought of them even building up to casually holding hands is crazy. what if the freckles in our eyes were perfectly aligned......

#t #daverose #YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. BARKING #dersecest #WHAT IF WE WERE KIDS WITH GROWN UP POWERS!!!!!!!!!

[derseprinceoftbd]

Some observations on the meta of Homestuck shipping, with the understanding that I'm not saying any of these ships weren't/aren't around in the old/new eras, just marking their most dominant periods, also Spider8reath was pretty big in the Act 1-5 era, but, as I've said, *very* different, also these aren't meant to match 1-1 in their niches

#Homestuck #Homestuck ships #Homestuck shipping #johnkat #davejade #jadekat #rosemary #spider8reath #vrisrezi #karezi #daverezi #grimdorks #junerezi #johndave #davekat #johndirk #cronkri #mitula #arasol #solkat #daverose #johnjade #spiderbreath #junevris #johnvris #con heir #arameen #callieroxy #Homestuck meta #homestuck shipping meta