#that's cute as fuck fite me on it

[revasserium]

hq headcanons with gyaru s/o?? PLS IM BEGGING tysm!!!!

ギャル! 超かわいいー (gyaru! chou kawaii ー !)

ft oikawa; suga; bokuto; hinata; tsukki

oikawa:

obsessed! asks u to send pics of ur new manicure designs, knows ur manicurist by first name, sends her his love every time u go

chides you not to spend too long tanning cause the uv isn't great for your skin but loves how u look; tells u that it makes your eyes stand out and your hair look nice and has mastered the art of taking selfies from that #45degreetopdown angle

has a pic of u as his phone bk bc this man is whipped and he's not afraid to admit it; will buy you trinkets and hair clips and earrings or send u pics of cute ones sees

always holds ur hand in public and brags about u to his friends u__u

sugawara:

kisses you with your flavored lipgloss bc he is an agent of chaos and he likes the way he can mess you up a little; he's secretly not so secretly super happy that u have a whole string of phone charms that are just presents from him -- tiny volleyballs, bejeweled cupcakes, random little animals, a giant fluffball just cause it's soft

helps u pick out circle lenses cause he thinks they're so so pretty and can't stop staring at your eyes whenever u wear a new pair

honestly kinda fell for u the first time he saw you cause of the way you tied up ur school uniform shirt and he caught a glimpse of your bellybutton ring and thought it was like... the hottest thing ever but;;;; we don't have to talk about that

tells u every day how beautiful you are, just bc u__u

bokuto:

honestly doesn't rly get it but boi if he aint supportive! and he cares so much; will sit and listen intently to u when ur talking about all the different clothing brands u like or ponder out loud how ur so good with ur hands cause if he had nails like urs he'd break them immediately

would let u paint his nails in glitter tho

will tell u just to go outside w/out sunscreen if u wanna tan more (like him!!!) but after u tell him about uv and sun protection now he actively slathers sunscreen on himself before going outside and preaches it to all his friends and teammates ("akaashi! did u kno it causes premature aging of the skin!??!! wait -- what do u mean everyone knows that?!")

loves your weekend outfits so much u__u honestly he's shooketh at your eye for style, thinks you should become a fashion designer, a model, actively advertises to the world that you already are one basically; swells!!! with pride when someone on the street asks to take a pic of your outfit -- "see?!?!? told u u should be a model!!! ur pics belong in magazines!!!"

hinata:

is just so so awestruck at all the sparkly/pretty things; and you're the sparkliest, prettiest of all so i mean -- that tracks!

gets just as excited as you do about new clothing lines and is super eager to spend entire weekends walking through various shops, carrying all your stuff, praising the way you look in every single outfit u try on

the blushiest!!! if u dress him up too so you guys match! holds your hand so tightly and can't stop grinning to himself so that at the end of the day his cheeks hurt but that's okay bc he got to spend the whole weekend w/ you and he wants to do it again all the time!

loves ur long nails bc it feels nice when you trail it along his arms, down his back; it makes him feel loopy and sleepy and shivery and all sorts of good, and on top of that -- they're just gorgeous to look at arent they? everything about u is gorgeous and he's so, so glad to have u

tsukki:

will never admit it outloud that he actually likes it; pretends it's just another level to all the "girly things" that normal girls like -- so u like more of it -- so what

but BOI if he doesn't feel his chest get all tight when you get all dressed up for your dates, when your lashes are perfectly mascaraed to set off those gorgeous new circle lenses u bought the other day that he totally, totally isn't into cause that color is just so pretty against your skin --

constantly tells u that ur nails are kind of a hassle and he doesn't understand how u get anything done with them but will wait for u outside ur salon with ur bags and grab u icecream and sigh and begrudgingly admit that the nail art is cute this time...

is secretly super fucking into the fact that u have a pic of the both of u has ur phone background and it makes him happy every single time ur phone goes off and the screen lights up; and yeah, the fact that you have a volleyball phone charm that you told him reminds you of him makes him rly, rly happy too u__u

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #oikawa tooru #tsukishima kei #bokuto koutarou #sugawara koushi #hinata shouyou #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #floofy floof floof #haiCUTIES #this was interesting to think about u__u i think for the most part all the hq boiz would be at least curious and supportive #oikawa is a SIMP fite me on this #also does tsukki openly acknowledge liking like... anything ever. LOL #this was cute u__u also the title is from the song called GAL by OHAYO #and the banner is kitagawa marin from my dress up darling cause bruv.... i love her and also the manga its so fuCKING cute

[schadentekkers]

Any good shoot zsj interview recs? Video, article, or podcast. I’m having a terrible time finding actual interviews of him not just back stage comments and promos :(

i'm gonna be honest, there really aren't a whoooole lot of shoot interviews with him, but allow me to introduce one of my favorite videos of him testing veggie burgers on snack boys. another absolute fav is this one after his bar match with chuck taylor...he's so cute i'm going to combust :(((

there's this one with alicia atout that's ok, not my favorite but it's one of the few 'in depth' ones, i suppose i'd say. there's a couple good little mini docs that focus on him, this one is prob my fav. he's v cute in this one. and this is a good written interview! slim pickens, unforch but there are a few more out there that you'll prob find yourself going down a rabbit hole in the recommended from these vids :)

#💌 #hope these are some good ones that are new to you.. #also there was one that was on fite that was sooo cute but i didn't save it and now it's no longer there :( #watching some of these back and hearing how his voice has changed has me so fucked up man

[mblue-art]

Sorry for that question but I really curious!

What made you fell in love with Cross and Lust?

Tell us more!!

😳😳😳 hhuh what rreally,, , ,,, 😳 u wanna hear me yap abt my sillies, my beloveds,,, (i appreciate the enthusiasm tho omg 🥺🫶🫶🫶)

i want to have the yuris with lust and the yaois with cross I I MEAN HWHWAT 🧍‍♂️

UM.

haha anyWAY,, (oh gog this ended up long)

🍫—

cross checks so many boxes for me it makes me go insane. too good to be true. versatile(??)— like it's somehow way too easy to put him in Situations. (he's bf and husbone material??? just -20hp me now; that already kills me) he's. hh. gawddamn there's reasons why he won a utmv sans sexyman poll.

he's like a crush that you can't get out of your head no matter what you do, i'm so freaking down bad for him it's not even funny anymore. ever since simping for cross i have not been the same since. the man has changed me. the attraction/simp feelings hit me like a bat out of nowhere and i don't understand why it's so intense— i. hh.

,,i like when ppl make him dorky. stupidly silly (absolutely love shitpost shenanigans and would absolutely LOVE to get into silly shenanigans with him and with/without his bestie epic). fun to be around when he's deemed you as a good friend. stars, he'd give good hugs. strong, solid, and warm, the kind of hugs u don't wanna pull away from so soon. a little endearingly cringe. fanon simp cross is adorable and fun to mess around with. tsundere cross is adorable and fun to mess with. cute anxious guy under all that intimidating aloofness. when i say his smile is an absolute treasure, i mean that. his blush making him look like a grape or a glowing bulb is adorable and makes me wanna tease him more. anime protag/character vibes so strong i wanna have a cute bl/shoujo manga romance with him type shit yk.

then there's times when he's The Hot Dude and i think it's illegal if he's all confident and smug and dom actually (/hj) cause that makes me wanna fucking fite him HELLO? SIR? ILLEGAL????? (<- the fight or flight response of a tsundere towards a milder tsundere LOL).

-hp every single time. mf gets successful d20 rolls w/ rizz on me and i get a critical hit every time. it's a 50/50 either i fluster to death and become weak or i wanna fite his dumbass

i'll. i can fight him. i'll lose but i can fight him for sure. (why is he so cool⁉️‼️💢💢💢RRRRRRR)

he makes me feel things. lots of things. (mostly fluster but when i'm feelin sooper soff i jst wanna shower his skull in keeses. ima kissy lil guy)

tired cross makes me just wanna take care of him. want him to come home to me without any worry because he thinks i'm his safe space.

when he's being stubborn i want to tell him to chill out for a little while, take a break and watch some funny stuff while drinking choccy milk or eating his fav foods and be cozy. bapping him if he's gonna try to get out of this too soon. he's gonna get the free time he deserves n relax n get cuddles n kithes.

the way he can gently hold my hand and look at me with a sincere look in his eyelights and say something genuinely affectionate feels like cupid shooting an arrow through my soul, but also feels like a balm. (a promise of loyalty and faithfulness.) (a kiss on the forehead? a cherry on top.)

well now i can't be mean to him with all the nice he's saying and doing. i just want nice things for him o(-< (even if he's a bastard sometimes lol<3 all circles back to the silly) (silly is always important)

💜—

i love lust. so so so much. the fanon interpretation of him, anyway.

(don't get me wrong, i absolutely adore the feminine slay content of lust; but am i wrong for yearning for more masc lust content?)

i like my lust sans respectful, goofy, sans-like, an absolute sweetheart, and a caring, wonderful life partner. under the flirty personality and charm(ing looks), is a sans behavior that made me fall deeper. (he makes me feel very gender too) (ohmygofd yeah no he actually makes me think of gender sometimes rauauagrrgh<3/pos). i don't have to worry about showing my cring, weird side to him, because he's also a gremlin,, o(-< he doesn't have to present himself all nice and pretty all the time (although he's always pretty in my eyes). he can be comfortably himself; with me 🥺

i want to be his safe space.

i want to see him heal and be happy and be happy with me and give him all the love i can give and care for him and make him soso happy i just want him to feel SO sosososo loved, he deserves so much more

he's the only one who's able to get a certain reaction out of me; to pull flowers out of my heart. to pull out words of love and devotion and appreciation, heart bursting with affection only for him.

for him, i would try. i would live for him. i wish someone like him (the him i've created from interpretations and headcanons) was real irl.

i want to not care i don't care if he's a gorgeous well-known person that people fawn over, or if he's a campus crush, etc.,

i want him to think i'm worthy enough to keep in his life. for him to know how special he is to me, for him to know how much i want him in my life as much as i want him to keep me in his.

my immediate reaction when i think of him is: 😊💕💜💜💜eeeee kicks and giggles and flaps hands teehee

i love him so much i get a heart-on for him (/silly but it is true sometimes; love him so much it aches (in a good way))

#ask #mblue talks #m rambles #(embarrassing myself under the cut 😁!11! !) #(these words are messy like my thoughts hahagahgs forgive me for not making it proper or something) #(oh whoops is that my heart down there uh haha sry i must've dropped it lemme pick it back up—) #(honestly it gets kinda personalll?? but yeah my heart haha whoops) #(head full yet empty only purple beloveds...) #(took me so long to answer bc... thoughts... i wasn't sure which ones to omit or include) #crossrot #lm #cm

[confusedgoldenflower]

My Atla headcannons/theories

•Alpacas are native to the land of the Southern Air Temple.

•The Water Tribe engagement necklaces are made from a form of nacre (because it’s more fun that way) from like a barnacle-clam or smthg.

And the ribbon isn’t imported silk from the Fire Nation (they’re based on Japan and why does Japan have silk? Bc the humidity. Fite me) or lotus silk from the Earth Kingdom (they totally took the FN’s way of mulberry silk making, excellerated via the colonies, but that’s a lotta land! And I’m fascinated by how many diff ways we can make fabric. Obv they also have the various forms of sheep too).

But something special and from around those respective areas.

So I present to you the ribbons being made from the northern yak-things and southern leopard-things, etc.

But if you really wanna show how devoted and serious and skilled you are?

Sea Silk!

Which I decree as having distribution around both regions via the oyster-clam or whatever it would be in this world. (In this case, it turns a deep, beautiful blue instead of gold—at least, that’s how the Tribespeople prepare it anyway.)

Also Moth Silk!

Same with the arctic wooly bear moths as northern wooly bear-moths and southern snow leopard-moths.

Hell! For the fuck of it, let’s throw in some more fiber making things like mollusk-coral or cat-(Greenland) shark “hair” or sea feathers/crinoids (yes, I’m keeping that the same bc they’re special bois).

I’m gonna have so much fun with this my fics. Holy shit. I can’t believe I haven’t seen more ppl try to look into this. I, for one, have always wondered.

…. And I’ve always wondered why the Tribespeople don’t have brown eyes. Like it’s cute that the usually waterbending ppl who live with glaciers have blue eyes, but don’t we all know that that HURTS like shit in the reflecting snow and ice? I don’t have blue eyes but man did my genes hate me so I know how it feels. Just saying….

#atla #avatar the last airbender #atla headcannons #atla theories #atla water tribe #atla animals #lotus silk #sea silk #moth silk #mulberry silk

[bulgingpushh]

The hospital room is quiet, the only sounds emanating from the room are the beep of monitors, the slight shuffle of feet as the dozens of medical staff diligently down at the naked birthing body restrained and strapped down, legs spread wide.

The loudest sound in the room is the little gasps and whimpers of the birthing bunny omega. His cute petite body restrained to the table.- his alpha and lover, a respected obstetrician sitting diligently between his omega’s legs as they wait for him to push.

“Contraction coming doctor” no more needs to be said as the omega’s head is lifted off the table, an oxygen mask pressed to lips as he gives a choked scream before gasping and slumping back down, whimpering as his doctor jabs his gloved hand into his hole, the other one pressing onto his perineum to stop any tearing.

Finally the doctor addresses his omega, voice soft and dominant.

“Little pushes now baby, spread those legs wide and push for me.”

Tears streamed down the omega’s cheeks. He was given no reprieve before a nurse lifted his head up and he pushed, letting out tiny groans.

“Don’t stop, push, push…your hole is bulging so nicely.”

After a torturous amount of time the omega gasped, face red and out of breath as he was allowed to collapse back on the bed, grimacing as his hole began to burn, legs sore from being stretched so wide causing his cute bunny ears to twitch in discomfort.

Suddenly there was a slight shuffle as an instrument tray was wheeled beside the doctor, 2 nurses standing on each side of the omega’s legs, peering down at his crowning hole.

“Okay baby boy at the home stretch now, push, push, push!”

The omega grunted and gasped pushing hard as he whimpered soft and quiet, almost breathless.

“Ahh daddy its ripping, my hole is ripping.”

“Sshh bear it for me baby boy, keep pushing c’mon, push, push!”

With one last groan, the baby emerged in a gush of fluid into it's dad’s arms. The omega sobbing and giggling as the baby was placed on his chest as he called incoherently.

“My hole was good for you right daddy? I was good for you?”

The doctor just gave a light chuckle, ignoring the groan his omega gave as he fited him without abandon, trying to kickstart contractions so his pretty omega could birth the placenta.

“You did very well for me darling, I can’t wait to fuck more babies into you baby boy.”

this is so cute and sweet, and also very in character for me. i tend to ask if i was a good boy after scenes and aghhhh i loved reading this <3 thank you

#ask box

[thestarwarslesbian]

Time to rewatch star wars.

I will be writing down my thoughts as I go along. First up:

I love the classic yellow writing into a shot of a planet, the planet the main character is on.

R2-D2 and C3-PO who doesn't love them.

The Orgianl corriodor secne, I love it.

VADER!!!!!!

Secret message, hell yeah.

Also Princess Leia - how I didn't know I was gay before I have no idea she always was my favourite.

I love how Leia is seen weak at first until towards the middle of the film.

'Fowl stench'

'you are a traitor and part of the rebel allience. TAKE HER AWAY!' One of my favourite lines.

Going sepreate ways, a bad idea.

That's no transport

'Look sir a droid' - dang they are idiots.

LUKE! My tattoine boy!

I love Lukes hair in ANH. He should have kept it how it is. Din wouls have gone feral.

Do you think Owen would remeber 3PO or not. He would have gone 'Fuck not his droid again'.

'I was going to tochie station to pick up some power converters' - and you never will.

R2 is a murder now.

'Help me Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my ownly hope.' - Classic, amazing, beatuiful - That one was directed to leia.

Owen realy be like 'who is this obi-wan? An old drug dealer like your father.' And Luke belived him.

Look at the sun's Luke. That's right look staright into them. I LOVE THAT SHOT.

R2-D2 proffesional of running away into danger.

Luke now is not the time to sleep.

What a powerful man. Waving his arms in the air like he just doesn't care.

I would have triped down that hill.

The origanl Hello There.

'Of course I know him he's me.'

C3-PO is dramatic.

THE CLONE WARS - where you meet your husband Obi-wan. He's probely out shopping right now.

THE LIGHTSABER!!!!!!!!

Luke you idoit don't look at it like that, you may acidently sab your eye out.

It is in everyone Luke. That's what the force is/

Served you mean severd his limbs.

LUKE SHE IS YOUR SISTER!!!!!

Yes go with him Luke don't go home, it will be the begining of a long line of trauma and I don't want that for my sunshine boy.

bye bye senate

Don't make fun of your boss.

MANIPUATION.

NO LUKE DON'T GO HOME.

MY SUNSHINE BOY. MY SWEET PRECIOUS BOY. I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THAT.

'These are't the driods you're looking for'

CHEWIEE

Gambling is not good for my sunshine boy.

Han shot first.

Yeah R2 watch your language.

Spy's are everywhere.

Jaba in CGI!! I have the special editions on DVD.

Han is in dedt and will be for a while.

BOBA FETT! BOBA FETT! BOBA FETT! BOBA FETT!

Blast them.

What a peice of junk

dramatic music that turns into a melody.

'Recognised your foal stech when I was brought on board' reminds me of hannibal when he insultes Will's colone.

DANTOOINE!!!!!!!

Bail is obvisoly still alive with Fox and Breha as the heads of the allience.

Oldman thinks friend is dead when he is really off planet with wife banging the oldman's husbands brother who is thought to be dead.

I love Han and his sas.

Obi-wan is probely laughing because Han has the force not luck

Classic Jedi traning.

I'm suprised there is no bodies floating around in the space.

'That's no moon.'

Very bad. I would think so.

Didn't you fight in two wars mr 'alternatives to fighting'

FACT: The meinelimun falcon was built not far from where my mum grew up.

That is a slow lift.

Vader is agitaed - it's funny to see the helemet move this his head but nothing else it sort of boops around.

FACT: David Prowse who is the body of darth vader lived a 20 minute drive from where I live.

Well those compartments were convient.

Han and Luke could have been making out down there - just saying.

On star tours when the driod is going through baggage in the queue, it says TK-421 why aren't you at your post.

Wookies they look cuddly but turns out they are dangerous.

Money, money, money - that is all Han can think about.

Do you think Obi-wan had to learn to sow to get the prefect fiting jedi robes?

I think the mouse droids are cute.

My sunshine boy can't see a thing.

'How are you?' - That whole bit is why I love Han in the origianl trilogoy, Luke is still my favourite.

'Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?'

'I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you.' - Look at this cinimon role!!!! My sunshine boy has seen to much darkness in the world.

Leia is a badass and I love her.

Trach compactor.

LUKE!!!!

It's not that deep is it.

Tell your number to the world - you may need to change it after.

That Poor trooper who hit his head.

Their not dying.

big walking carpet out of my way

I would have fallen off that, that doesn't mean Obi-wan has skill. I'm just very clumsy.

Luke's hair is perfect again and he just happened to bring his clothes with him.

yes spilt up that's always a great plan.

Of course you conviently have a graplaing hook.

Luke is so sweet throught the whole trilogy but is pure cinimon role in ANH.

The classic lightsaber fight.

He just disapreaed.

Vader is probely like WTF where did he go?

'BEN'

RUN LUKE! RUN MY PRECIOUS SUNSHINE BOY!

it's like space invaders with the guns.

That small ship can be a big danger.

Thank you Mads Mikkleson for that weakness.

Should be easy if you have the force and grew up on Tattoine.

Why don't the empire just use hyperspace to get to the rebal base?

I think Luke really considered leaving with Han but decided not to becuase he wanted to help everyone.

Leia is like 'the guy we both like is an idiot'

Luke can suddenly understand binary.

Yavin IV is my dream planet to live on, it's green and has loads of history.

RED 5 - it's the best of course.

Luke is like are you sure?

Uncle Kenobi to the rescue.

Here comes vader.

Tarkin is in denial - I would be gatting out of there if I could.

Vader is picking them off quite quickly.

Luke in the trench run on his own.

'Use the force Luke.'

That music is perfection.

I love the whole score of the movie.

R2!!

This is cutting it close Luke.

Han to the rescue!

Ping Pong with Vader's ship.

What a great shot.

And in the nick of time as well.

Luke honey, my sunshine boy, your twink is showing.

The hug between all 3 of them.

R2 will be fine.

Big event.

Luke is in Han's clothes.

I loev the jacket but it is quite big on my boy, it makes him even cuter.

Where is Luke's briad.

R2 is all shinny.

Chewie is probely complaining about not having a medal.

I love this star wars 9/10.

ESB will be the next on.

Let me know if you want to be tagged when I bring these out.

#star wars #a new hope #comentary #it's just the thoughts of a lesbain who has watched star wars more times than she can count #luke is my sunshine boy #star wars: a new hope

[inuyashaluver]

i’m afraid i have started a new thing.. we are all inayushaluver luvers. it’s an official fan club now 😆

no but seriously, (yes i will speak for everyone and whoever disagrees fite me) we really appreciate you. i don’t understand how some people have the audacity to send anonymous “i don’t like you/your writing” asks because at the end of the day you’re just someone who is doing what they love (and you do a damn good job too in my opinion) LITERALLY FOR FREE and if they don’t like it… there’s literally the option to scroll away 😂

+ if u don’t like something then give constructive criticism bro, some of y’all are just straight up hating. 🥹🔪

idk, idk why i’m suddenly so vocal- i just feel so off with the negativity people spread. not just to you but like other woso writers. it sucks and it pushes you away from something that makes u happy 😭 anywho, sorry this is so long i ended up ranting agshsgs. i’ve been feeling this for a while cuz the negativity is so irritating huhu. like why cant people be nice?! hope you and the other writers on this platform have a great day 🫶

- 🫧-

UGH I LITERALLY LOVE AND ADORE YOU, GORGEOUS ❤️❤️

you really don’t understand how special this is to me, like i’m in actual tears with no exaggeration!

people that hide behind the anonymity to spread hate are just plain awful, how are you gonna spread this much negativity and not even claim it if you wanna say it so bad 😭

ALSO STOP THE INUYASHALUVER LUVERS IS SO FUCKING CUTE LIKE YOU GUYS ARE ADORABLEEEEEEE 😩

again, thank you so much, this was so so sweet my heart is aching ❤️

i love you and i hope YOU have a good day, along with anyone reading this 🫶🫶🫶🫶

the little bubble emoji is so fucking cute stop

#asks <3

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

arjuna bby ofccc 🥺🥺🥺

gonna wrap this up by doing arjuna and arjuna alter! shockingly the arjuna blog got a few entries for arjuna...incredible....

but yes, this is the last ask i'll be doing i did 11 of these so i think thats probably fair

favorite thing about them

everything. well

for arjuna i like that he feels pressured to perform perfectly at all times but still cant help resenting that that same performance doesnt come naturally to him like it seems to do with other people. i find it very relatable. i like the gap of him simultaneously being incredibly confident to the point of seeming smug in his abilities in things that he is familiar with/can practice, and his deep insecurity with basically everything else (especially when they're less tangible and unable to be practiced.) the fact that he seems to find himself unworthy of being loved if he isnt useful or helpful in some way is incredibly familiar to me, so it bothers me to see people miss that side of his character and brush him off as arrogant when a lot of it is overcompensating on things he knows he's good at so he can prove he's valuable. i find his sadness, anger and resentment that he masks and tries to downplay incredibly human and its been really nice seeing him grow out from his inital withdrawn confines.

also ngl i've wanted to shoot my older brother's head off as well but i know id probably react like him after. probably. maybe.

also i like his fluffy hair and pretty eyes

i also like how arjuna alter functions both initially as a mirror reflecting arjuna's own toxic perfectionism back onto the world around him, showing how the continuation of that ideal harms not only yourself but the people around you, and how he functions later as a glimpse into what arjuna was like prior to some of the most defining events of his life. what little glimmers we've seen of him are both incredibly compelling and incredibly tragic as someone who's lost their identity and reason for being the way they are. we know nothing of how he ended up the way he is, and hes a shell of the person he was. and yet even so, he was able to retain some small sense of self, and although he'll never be the same as his old self he can still have a life and form a new purpose

also i like how hes a cute kitty :3

least favorite thing about them

*passes the fate writers $5* write him interacting or thinking about literally anyone other than karna for the love of god

ditto for arjuna alter and also i want him to have more backstory bc i KNOW he could be really good its just. they wont do it.

favorite line

all of them. all of them

but also

t. thanks. im gonna go. go cry for a little bit thank you

i also liked arjuna alter's voiced lb4 scene where he was dying bc he sounded totally fucked up then and it was awesome (painful) but i cant be bothered to look up a link atm

brOTP

calling whatever he and parvati have going on a 'brotp' is probably not accurate but i do quite like their interactions. its very sweet.

other than that i also like his (canon) friendships/interactions with jason, circe, georgios, and orion. oh and martha and gorgon!

also i think he and karna would be funny as obnoxious siblings :p

arjuna alter is even less social, somehow, but its kind of funny to imagine him still hanging around limbo. 0 stranger danger radar. im choosing to decide hes more friends with cu alter as well to contrast with me making arjuna and medb hang out more. i mean they do show up in the same cbc so legally i can do that.

OTP

gudajuna canon fite me. i do have a bias for gay stuff but i still think its very sweet w gudako. i can and will ship basically anyone with arjuna which is why im holding back from just listing 70 people and i can come up w several more on the spot but tbh outside of the mc maybe like...his irl wivesandkrishna

also him and taking a fucking nap and chilling out. Tbh this over anything else I’m not primarily gunning for romance in fgo which may sound strange but c’est la vie

nOTP

im going to fucking solo a hgw on my own just so i can purge the world of karjuna/junakar permanently thats how much i hate it

random headcanon

arjuna was totally invited to the 'religion group' by someone (georgios or martha probably) who was trying to make it less christian (sanzang attends its only fair) and remembered the bhaghvad gita exists.

arjuna spends like 75% of his day in spiritual meditation the game just doesnt mention it

arjuna alter has chronic fatigue

arjuna alter's horns have blood vessels in them. why not

unpopular opinion

he should kill karna again. fuck everything

stupid comment aside i wouldnt actually hate them revisiting arjuna vs karna again IF (this is a very big big if) they actually delved into their actual history with each other. like explicitly stated in text why they started beefing, mentioned the things BOTH sides did to each other, looked at the opinions of BOTH sides about their relationship just yknow actually give it some fucking depth other than them yelling at each other for what (to someone unfamiliar w the og epic) seems like basically nothing? except some vague jealous feelings on one side? which is hardly enough to keep beefing for over 2000 years but what do i know

for arjuna alter my unpopular opinion is they looked at him and were like 'we could do this better' and wrote morgan and i want them to go back to him and give him a backstory as well.

and also he should have a summer alt. he deserves it

song i associate with them

*activates my emo gland*

for arjuna

for arjuna alter

favorite picture of them

theres so many of them tbh but atm ive been thinking of this one. whats even going on here. are they having a rap battle. are they assigning each other fursonas

#my asks #ask game #this is the last one guys fyi #*activates all my almonds* have you guys heard about this dude called arjuna fgo

[aiendiee]

skz t-word headcannons!!

how i imagine skz as lees/lers etc etc this is a series!! each member at a time!! minho | changbin | hyunjin | jisung | felix | seungmin | jeongin

Bang chan

hmm,,, i'd say he's about 65% ler, 35% lee

ler-leaning switch

he usually ends up casually tickling felix and jeongin the most probably, hyunjin closely following

loves, loves, LOVES making his lee all giggly and blushy

teasy, and in an unconscious manner that too

like, felix's giggles are so cute ?? how ?? can he not ?? say it ??? and HOW is he supposed to NOT coo over his lil cute blush ??!!

h o w e v e r

do not fuck around with this man in one of his bigger ler moods.

oh ho no

on days like these, he can and WILL wreck any lee without mercy ( while respecting boundaries!! ) just the way hyunnie loves it

loves wiggling fingers at his lee before attacking them

BUT !!

he's an adorable lee as well!!

a few well positioned pokes and he's just >-< personified

cute.

minho keeps tickling him

and he keeps tickling him back

it's super adorable, honestly

changbin and han tickle him at times as well!!

*manifesting a 3racha tickle fight* 🤲🤲🤲

i think his worst spot might be his legs ?? and maybe his neck as well :3

8/10 feather ticklish fite me ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

but that's about it!! these are so fun to write ong

#skz tickle headcannons! #aiendiee #ava's mirage #stray kids tickle #kpop tickle #stray kids headcanons #lee! chan #ler! chan #i love making these up ong

[wallcrawlparker]

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Mun: Kida, aka Calypso

This portrayal of Peter Parker is heavily based on the MCU version of the character, but I've been a fan of this character for as long as I can remember, so there are likely comics/movies/shows influences in there as well. I write him mainly as a 21 year old, but I do also have verses in which he's still a teenager, and some where he's later in his adulthood. I'm open to writing with pretty much anyone as long as it makes sense - hence the slightly selective title. I love to mix universes, cross fandoms, do weird AUs, ship muses.. all that good stuff. I won't lie though; I am not mutuals only, but I do tend to prioritise mutuals. Don't let that scare you away, though, come and say hi! Asks are always open to anyone, if you're looking for a way to break the ice. I'm 26, ADHD/ASD, fucking weird, and I've been roleplaying for an ungodly amount of time. I like to think I'm pretty chill! I don't care how long it takes anyone to reply, and I'm always down for a grounded chit-chat.

Exclusives: 🦗

Mains: @sioraiocht

** This blog was once known as ItsyBitsySpiderBoy

*** I like to format my shit and add icons, you literally do not have to do that to write with me, I could not care less I just have too many Petey pics on my computer not to use 'em and I like small text bc small things are cute

**** If you ever see random non-small-text bits in my replies, know that Tumblr hates me passionately and refuses to let me format my shit without some form of bug somewhere - I fucking see you tumblr, fite me bro

#that pinned thing everyones doing #figured i should just get 'er done #eyyyy

[hepbaestus]

Thoughts on Robots (2005)

I've got an essay to write and read papers for, so why not watch a film that I loved as a kid? Join me in my thoughts on Robots (2005)

This one's a long one so strap in.

I only learnt fairly recently that it's fucking Ewan McFuckingGregor voicing the protagonist in this film.

I watched this film so much as a kid and I didn't realise? How the fuck did I get into university?

RIP blue sky

Even the pigeons are robots

He's so happy about being a dad

The doors the shape of a lightbulb

The saxophone at "making a babies the fun part" how saucy

"I don't need to see the directions" every person ever with IKEA manuals

Rodney Copperbottom. What a name.

"this won't hurt a bit son" oh my fucking god

Hand-me-downs from cousin Jeffrey? What happened to him?

That poor drum

Oh god Bigweld's voice brings back memories and TIM. TINY TIM

The door's kinda creepy

That lil robot with the plate is me

This is where shit hits the fan I think, I don't remember

Fucking hell that really is Ewan McGregor

The small kid in a big city feeling, that's me whenever I'm in London

IS THAT FUCKING ROBIN WILLIAMS as Pinwheel Fender??? (Just looked it up and it is oml)

Pinwheel needs his money

Fucking tinman from wizard of Oz?

The garbled talking down a microphone ugh

My travel sick body would not be able to handle any of the trip to Bigweld Industry

It's always the small seemingly sweet ones that are so mean

Oh god it's him. It's Ratchet - I remember having a crush on him (this really foreshadowed my future fictional crushes - almost all of them being either the villain or just arrogant in a hot way)

Nice, eye of the Tiger playing

Oh no

Oopie. Falling through a window

The magnetisation of Rodney is dragging everything with him

So many layers to the city

Ooooo Underground by Tom Waits 1983, this song brings back memories. I do prefer the movie's cover (as expected)

The break time being literal seconds

Of course Ratchet's mom is a fucking spider

He's just doing what his mother wants him to do (she's emotionally manipulating him with what threats of doing the same to him as she did to his father)

This films fucking dark for 6 year olds, Jesus

Fiting over a foot with elegant music in the background, hilarious

Spanish football voice box, I remember this making me laugh so much

"I can't never find parts of my size" same dude

It's her (Piper - another character I had a crush on as a kid)

How did I not realise how gay I was as a kid? Like having a crush on the literal villain AND the cute sister of Fender

Piper's such a dork I love her

The good news is that he's been outmoded? Oof

THERES A FUCKING STAR WARS REFERENCE IN THIS FILM

That's one thicc ass

THATS NOT THE MEAN STEPMOTHER FROM A CINDERELLA STORY IS IT (just looked it up, that's Jennifer fucking Coolidge, the stepmom from another film that I loved as a kid)

So many iconic people in this film

Poor lamppost, the white tape where he'd died

"Only those with insurance..." No here has insurance buddy, if they did they could probably afford to buy parts

Such a people pleaser (same)

A literal operation as a reference to the game operation, this film is brilliant

A toilet saying you're number one. Don't know how to feel about that

Ratchet's mum is such a narcissist

Why does Rodney look kinda good in that outfit??

Au reservoir??? The incorrect French hurts

Singing in the rain reference?? Nice

The sweeper!! No!!!

"BAD BOT BUSTS BALL"???? they knew exactly what they were doing with that wording

The mini guillotine

The amount of dominoes on the floor must have taken ages

Mans is just surfing the domino waves

Good piece of advice? Give up.. solid advice right there

Sad talk time let's goo

The subtle bagpipes when Robin Williams is speaking with a Scottish accent

Revolution time babyyy

Robots ran so Avengers Endgame could walk

Wonderbot is so strong for such a tiny thing

"Herb Special edition" my heart

This gives me Tony Stark and Peter Parker vibes (in the fact that in fics, Peter is almost always the successor to Stark Industries)

An impromptu drag show with Fender nice

Overall score: 6/10 good film, very nostalgic

Film recommendations welcome!

#robots (2005) #disney plus #disney #film review #film #film reviews #film recommendations #recommendations welcome #its fucking obi wan kenobi

[ssreeder]

heads up this one is a Chonky bOi:

ohmygod you UPDATED, you’re so lovely and so is your writing even though it makes me want to Scream (out of happiness and/or rage, it’s a mixed bag)

you do indeed make the The Most delicious cocktail, how could you ever doubt that??? also I got my own leekie tag :’) someone pls explain to me why that makes me emotional lmfao

noooo why do you always DO this sreedieeee “sokka was worried about jet finding out about who zuko really was” YOU BETTER FUCKING BE AFRAID ITS TOO DAMN LATE

“back to his rightful position as sifu hotpants” see this is the lightheartedness we need to see more of bc YOU KEEP TORTURING THE BOYS WITH NO RESPITE

also I may have forgotten that this plot point existed at all so it was a pleasant surprise

fuck you we’re back with another episode of Angst With Zuko, the most canon compliant aspect in this entire fic

lmao leave it to sokka to feel guilty about almost dying (like I Get it but also it’s the kind of situation where you have to laugh at the ridiculousness or else you’ll cry, and there’s already too much to cry about in this fic bestie)

YAY TINGLY LOVE FEELINGS our boys deserve good things <3

sreedie. I swear to fuckery if zuko is going to run away… I don’t have an adequate threat at the moment but I’m gonna be So Pissed my dude

lmfao not sokka’s ongoing shitty spirit luck-

but also >:(( about the letters LIKE THAT WAS SUCH A SMART PLOT POINT BY YOU AND I LOVE THAT YOURE A GENIUS but seriously Fuck this plot point

okay ik that “the big fire bender” is just a way to describe shen’s stature, but it makes me think of zuko being “the little fite bender” and idk the mental image of the big and little fire benders reminds me of a picture book my mum used to read to me where there was Big Mouse and Little Mouse and Little Mouse wouldn’t stfu and go to sleep bc Big Mouse was snoring too loud but the when Big Mouse put a peg on his nose to stop snoring then Little Mouse STILL couldn’t sleep bc he missed the reminder that Big Mouse was there to protect him from the scary things hiding in the dark and idk it’s cute (I’m pretty sure the book is called night noises??)

FUCK YEAH HAIR CUTTING LORE IM ABSOLUTELY THRIVING RN YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND IM SUCH A SLUT FOR CULTURAL DIFFERENCES BEING EXPLAINED (also the way that zuko simply did not inform sokka of any of these implications I cannot with this boy)

smh hakoda pls accept that your son is gay, shen literally just told you they’re metaphorically fucking in public

nooOooOoOo sad bato hours :(((

also not to go off on a tangent, but I’m going to do exactly that actually. anyways. just the whole “kya would know what to do” shtick got me thinking, it’s interesting for characters to make assumptions about how things would be easier/different if another character is around but that wouldn’t necessarily actually be the case and it’s just them projecting onto their loved one the feeling of safety and dependency onto them so it can act as a source of comfort of sorts?? idk if that’s a coherent thought but it’s out in the world now

hakodaaaaaaaa jet hAS ALREADY FUCKING DONE SOMETHING STUPID I hate this I hate it I hate it I hate it why do I love your story so much I hate this

hakoda… there is No fucking way you’re gonna leave zuko behind… right. RIGHT?????? sreeder I swear on my fucking life if your separate our boys-

YO SURELY BATO WILL TALK HAKODA OUT OF BEING A BLOODY MORON SURELY SREEDER TELL ME IM RIGHT

god I love bato. also shen and zuko banter >>>

oh morrak, obviously they’re going to do something reckless this is jet we’re talking about

aaaaand that’s a WRAP

I am so torn between hating you for this ending and pumped for the next chapter bc shit is once again going to go down, and really, what else are we all here for??

anyways, in response to your proposal, I just wanna say that it feels like we’re divorced, but it was an amicable divorce and so we still celebrate holidays together so our children don’t have to choose which parent to spend time with BUT I use the divorce against you for comedic effect, such as you PULLING THE ANGST SHIT WITH ZUKKA and then I get to shake my head and say “this is why I divorced you”

love you to bits and pieces!!

leekie :)

Ohhhhhhhhh leekie I like my asks like I like my milkshakes ,,, THICK <3

Sifu hot pants takes his position extremely serious I don’t know what you mean by lighthearted?? ;)

If Zuko does run away it will be with elegance and grace and likely in the middle of the night so no one will know :D

Do you think if Zuko found out he was the ‘little fire bender’ he would kick Shen’s ass just to prove a point?

Your tangents are my world, but yeah remembering a person for their best qualities is important but it’s also important for him to at least….. TRY to do what kya would do!

If kya were here she would smack Hakoda upside the head because YOU ARENT EVEN TRYING DUDEEEE. Hakoda is lucky kya isn’t there to witness the mess he is making.

oommmgggg I love being divorced to you it’s the best decision we ever made. Mwa mwa mwa mwahhhhh. You’re the best leekie and you’ll probably hate me more after next chapter but that’s okkkkk!

#shaken not stirred my friend #leekie tag #look now you have another thing on your leekie tag!! #I should use tags correctly but ehhhh I’d rather ramble #I love your asks they make my heart happy #I also live for your big brain so congrats on being a smarty #anyywayyyyy lovvveee you #liab #ria #ask #divorced leekie & sreedie

[risingsouls]

🦎 + EXTREMELY predictable question from me, but what do you think makes a good transformation in DBZ- design-wise and narrative-wise?

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[Gotta get the DBZ questions in and I always welcome them. Ask Nebula and Lea; I can talk about this dumbass series for hours (sorry guys).

I can't say I've given this much DEEP thought. I can say without a doubt that SS4 was the best transformation this series has done TO DATE for a million reasons, and does hit a lot of notes that i feel a good transformation in this series should. First, the look alone is TIGHT and interesting to look at. They even made it VARY for each character which I think is HELLA NEAT and just wish there was like an explanation for it (i.e. why vegeta's eyes are blue and goku's yellow? Red fur vs pink fur? Etc.). We got tails again, fur, different eye and fur colors, long hair without going overboard (don't get me wrong; i actually don't mind SS3 TOO much, but it wasn't peak transformation design by any means), and TIDDIES OUT (which isn't a requirement but I definitely enjoy that personally). It is somehow over the top while not being too much all at once and it just WORKS.

It also dove back into the roots of the Saiyan race and the Oozaru form in both appearance and lore which is absolutely *chef's kiss.* I love that the form sank back into OG Saiyan lore while offering something unique and different from what we had already seen in SS to SS3. Barring the stupid ass way Vegeta gets it (don't talk to me I will never not be mad about it ok), Goku had to get his tail back--cringe as that scene is fuck--transform into the Golden Great Ape, AND find a way to control it and harness that power to achieve a new level of power. It also didn't just fully rely on the sort of "get angy" narrative (even if it IS a little deeper than that in actuality) that had sort of driven other transformations while as I said bringing back Saiyan roots. Don't talk to me about thr U6 saiyans on this either gfdi

So, taking that as the example, I guess my answer would be a look that's more interesting than a pallette change like they have been doing with most transformations of late along with the form tying into the lore or background of the character in both appearance and how it's achieved/how it works. They kind of half ass tried the last bit with SSG by retroactively making it a part of Saiyan lore (that Vegeta didn't know but the Namekians did? Make it make sense), but it definitely just...doesn't work. Plus the ritual they have to use (which also makes no sense for Saiyans and clashes with what we know of them, which is MAYBE the point but doesn't make it cute or unique or creative) becomes obsolete by the next arc/movie so...yeah. It's incredibly flimsy and there is no real understanding of what SSG and its subsequent forms even ARE, let alone what god ki even is. Is SSG actually an inherently Saiyan form, or is it just a Saiyan that has harnessed god ki and then transformed while using it? There is nothing clearly defined about the forms (or really even UI and UE, Frieza's forms, etc.) that makes them interesting or feel fleshed out or related to the characters as a whole. It's just.. oh, he's blue now I guess? Kay.

Plus like...give me crazy shit again. Like Cooler's fifth form? Fuck yeah, cool as shit. Cell's transformations? Even clown boi is intriguing and makes you go wtf Gero? Hideous as Super "He Stole My 'Do" 13 is, it's INTERESTING (and again, wtf Gero). Even FRIEZA'S transformations were interesting and looked really neat and felt organic until its just..."lol I picked gold to mock super saiyan haha stupid monkeys" (that form looks stupid BTW Fite me). What's his excuse for Black Frieza? We gonna get edgy emo Frieza who says he chose black like his soul? Heck. I'll give them props because they KIND OF tried design wise with Ultra Ego, but it still lacks real intrigue in that department and has the same disconnect and 🤷‍♀️ feeling the rest of the newer forms have.]

#.:ask:. #.:ooc:. #viopolis #this was a fun question #im not sure how well i answered it #but the easiest way for me was to use examples and be generic #because it absolutely depends on the character in question for me to be more specific xD

[blacksheep-21]

Ok so this go to all the sub switches out there . WARNING This DOSE have mentioned SEX ,ORAL SEX ,HEADS , DICK , COCKS, AND INAPROIT LANGUAGE. So if you have beened warned.

You were near the month of the time your on your pierod. An you was neeeeedddyyyy AS FUCCCKKK. Any way all day you been on the down low and dammn you looked diavolo and dammn you wanted him to fuck you in any way shape or form , but your not going to say or was going to say anything at all ever thing in check . But that all change the last thing you rember is Dia saying look at this little baby my little bitch , and that pushed you off the top . So near his break you went to his office were you walk up close to his desk and layed your tits on top of them .

As he sighed "no little one ,not now , not here . " "Why " you looked so cute when you said it you swear you heard an Tump . "Hear me out little one if I fuck you now then I can't do it latter understand. Also If STILL want it that Badly then fine but no wining latter ok little one ."as you slowly nodded yes and walked over to the desk you hear him chuckle. When you sat donw on his lap then he stared kissing your neck and slowly going donw as he silds his fingers in to your skirt you wearing , you give a little moan and winper-ing. Then he pulls down his pants , when you look at him you clench you cunt as of seeing how big and hard he is .As he lift you up he sly said "rember no winper-ing latter ." As he goes donw full force slaming him in to you "DIAVOLO UGG MY GOD I I I DAMMN FASTER." You moan as he picks up the pace and slam 8n to you harder and harder Fiteing your walls that are being forced open .

As moaning fill the room of your moans and his grows and grunts to try to make you come first but almost to no avail you come just an sec faster as you both end , he started another round but this one you give an head . As you suck his big cock and are gaging on it only because of the size of it . Then he put his hand on you hair and buck his hips forward. As you start gaging and struggling on his cock , you fell his pace start to slow so you go faster , then he cums in your mouth . You were at your limit but O well you swallow all of his come ever last drop . Then he lift you up and put s his mouth were your pussy is and gone at it , konw you could fall as no worry because you trusted him . As you moan softly and ONLY NOW try to quite, you cum with one quick pop form his tongue . Kowning you done for right now , he asked of a break.

#obey me sex diavolo #+18 only #obey me diavolo #fandom ships

[luparaneo]

Lupa’s Get Shit on Impact recap, part 4

in which I did everything but go to Sumeru

wow if I didn't know that Fontaine was Steampunk France I'd have thought these were the words of an American politician :U

PAIMON IS WHAT??

The Prince Thelxie event was cute and sad 10/10. Also, adopted Freminet. he is my son now

so. so a hard hat..?

HEY GUYS I FOUND IT--

and took pity on some Fatui

Kaeya getting grounded by Jean is the funniest shit

discovered how fucked up Dain's curse is :c I want to give him a hug

switched gears to Peepaw Zhongli's quest and yeah no I fully expected this from rich snobs

so as I understood this quest, if and when any of the Seven Archons bite it they have the potential to turn into a magical megaton nuke and obliterate the surrounding area with their respective element?

man growing up in Snezhnaya must be hardcore as all hell

my god watching Childe embarrass himself at every opportunity due to his little brother being in the vicinity is better than beating his ass in any rematch I could ever give him

"If it isn't my old friend, the consequences of my own actions (but it was worth it to keep Teucer happy)"

also mfw I realize when Childe throws an arrow instead of firing it and it does stupid amounts of damage, he's essentially doing this

Anyway back to the Chasm, I was half expecting this chick to die and was starting to hope for it too. She's selfish and it was FRUSTRATING.

another chill Fatuus down in the hole

another hot take: I do Not like Ei and it fucking ANNOYS me how you're expected to agree with treating the Shogun as something subhuman and Ei is now your ~bestest fwend ever~

She made two wholeass persons and one was thrown in the garbage while the other seems to be having a crisis due to not being able to act on her programming, it would be less worrying if the Shogun didn't have her own personality that's very obviously separate from Ei

they crossed the line from being "just AI" when the Shogun seemed actually distressed when you meet her at the start of the Story quest, because she can't do the thing she was specifically made to do

I am a very strong empathizer of artificial characters ok fite me

anyway I finished the quests that cleared out the storms on the islands in Inazuma and then completed the quest for... this place.

hell time was cool tho I wanted that one to stay

I had 20 spare Fates from my Itto Fund so I decided to pull on Ayato's banner and he literally decided to fall into my lap, first 5-star pull get!

And now finally, Sumeru.

#luparaneo plays #genshin impact #genshitposting

[wrestlezon]

liveblog containment post for aew dynamite 5/18/22

i do not know the jonker guy (johnny elite?) for this samoa joe fight. but he looks a lot like hangman page to me (this is not too insane of a claim. i am bad at faces) 10:00? wow oh my god that shoulder tackle super spin lmao that owned big chop as an aside i really appreciate this johnny guy not wetting his hair whoa he picked joe up ok looking at the designs on johnny's pants i've decided that he definitely looks like an alternate universe hangman page samoa joe wins! yay oh no its lethal now... yay the best friends (but alas... theyre messin with lethal) glad chuck wore his dog aloha shirt. very cute. 10/10

punk is here! you know what that means. hangman vs takeshida is next! damn he had some biceps on that flex. punk's been workin out. im noticing respectfully yay hangman page! pick guys up! put them down! losing points in my heart for wetting his hair though whoa that top rope move from takeshida was cool. 20m minor screaming in the vc when the graphic saying the wardlow/mjf bit is next popped up the hardest part of these matches with guest commentary is that i can only pay attention to both in very rare circumstances. its either the match or the audio one or the other LMFAO el generico theyve been bringing him up a lot lately. which i enjoy. for reasons holy shit! takeshida that running dive move! 25m oh thats why they keep bringing up el generico. there are el generico moves being utilized yeah!! double clothesline!!!! cm punk: plenty of time to look at me in vegas buddy ;) :OOOO wow what a heck of a suplex love the jumping moves in this match. i think takeshida is cool...!! i wonder if i can convince a friend to go to pwg with me LOL ;o; my friend that took me years ago is still wary about crowds (fair and understandable) whoa youre gonna fireman carry him after your signature m-- YES!!! GTS oh i love the posturing

my friends screaming at being edged by this fuego vs house of black promo because they want the wardlow bit now

they are so mad at this swerve keith lee tag team match right now its hilarious they deserve having to wait longer for wardlow. theyre slandering the workhorsemen and i wont stand for it. also this match rules. i think everyone in it is cool hobbs and starks! their intro makes me want a tag team's intro song to be a sick mashup of each individual guy's intros. that'd be so cool DRESSED LIKE A BAR OF SOAP oh!? now its jurassic express?? are all da tag teams walking out here to sass each other??? get the acclaimed and the gunn club out here now 46m lmfao jungle boy's face at what christian cage said oh!! three way tag battle!

RED VELVET EVIL HOURS!! DARK STATLANDER!!! thank u jade for giving me another tank of copium re: alien statlander. thank u...

wardlow time!! my one sick prediction is that wardlow is going to get a hold of the belt and then finish off his own lashes i cant believe im watching this shit live. finding out about the cody rhodes stuff half a year ago was mind boggling. howd they put that on tv oh my god hes no-selling the belt. THIS RULES my friend's internet died. this is so fucking tragic. im waiting in solidarity back on. oh HELL yes mjf is going insane :) :))))) awesom look at the gradient on this guy cool segment

oh hey! roppongi vice! oh... the two of you are... back together........... full time................ so... the... best friends... then... would.... not.............. ;_____;

trying to watch this rey fenix vs kyle o reilly match but looking like this:

ok. im over it im fine now. whats goin on in this wrestle match oh snap. kyle won. god are they going to do a kyle vs adam cole finals then... hmm

oh!! i forgot about the BCC vs JAS segment!!!!! oh boy im excited about this one not excited enough apparently i got zoned out listening to jericho and looked at the twitter shenanigans instead. im rewatching this later for a different friend so

MAKI ITOH!!!!!! yaaaaaaayy!!!! this rules. i am laser focused on this match the money i spent on fite vpn is well worth not getting picture-in-picture'd right now :)c look im so invested in this match right now if maki itoh loses im going to riot for real for real RRRHGHGGHGHGHHHGHHGHHHHHH the match was fun at least. i did have that. i was given a fun match

i want statlander to win the owen hart tournament overall >:(

uh oh! serena deeb alert! FIRST JADE NOW SERENA? EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO TONY SCHIAVONE

jeff hardy please. do me a solid. you have to win this. save me from adam vs kyle *looks at the clock* uh oh *sees jeff hardy take his shirt off* oh no. hes going to lose u_u ù_ú man i love it when sting no-sells a chair hit lmao oh no!!!! not his leg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#talkzon