#that’s nuts

[charmsandtealeaves]

I’m sorry… wut?

#Ray rambles #100 subscribers #that’s nuts

[loud-italian-fangirl]

They made the mistake of playing summer of ‘69 and all the Canadians in attendance sang like 3 verses… being up 10-0 is too much power and the Swedish arena staff are aiding and abetting from the playlist

#team canada #wjc24 #wjc 2024 #wjc lb #world juniors #bryan adams #i think they’re also cheering for latvia too #because again #10-0 #that’s nuts #oh canada #i love you

[oddishfeeling]

it is absurd how sex leads to life. like three thrusts at the right time leads to. human

#that’s nuts

[ihatebnha]

Y’ALL!!!!!!!!! GUESS WHO (its not me)???!!!

#one… one of … my babies🥺 is mine🥹🥹🥹 #we had an emergency and my mom went to go pick up some food… #AND HE WAS THE LAST OF OUT KITTENS LEFT #AND SHE BROUGHT HIM HOME CUZ THE SHELTER WANTED US TO #jdjdjdjcifjfjjcmc #oh my god #I can’t believe I have three cats now #that’s nuts #there are more details too but I’m going to dinner now #caities kitties #THE TAGGG AGHRH

[cemeterything]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

#🐉 #human rules is you can go nuts show nuts but so can everyone else

[stuckinapril]

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps

#you literally don’t get it get off my nuts #text

[vamprisms]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

#rip to minos but i would have loved him. #what nutting scorpions does 2 ur attitude i guess

[tetriminas]

dating Miles Edgeworth headcanons (Miles Edgeworth x fem reader)

He leaves you for a man

#tetri.txt #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #miles edgeworth x reader #sorry. no im not actually. make more x readers for men or even just gender neutral #im actually genuinely baffled at thw amount of fem reader miles stuff when 90% of the fandom sees him as gay. its nuts #1k #10k #20k

[mega-gaymer-party]

#r/196 #rule #r196 #196 #apartmentofawesome #sillyposting #ruleposting #me and who #mtg #magic: the gathering #magic the girlbossing #magic the gathering #magic #nuts #slap #ouch

[girlboyburger]

alright tumblr, here's your homegrown cowgirl C:{

what do you think of her?

#this was fun! took me awhile since life is nuts rn trying to move but #id like to do smthg like this again somwtime #my art #furry #fursona #anthro #furry fandom #cow #cow girl #fat #< - not enough art in the fat tag. i will change this o7 #tumblr polls #sketch #doodle #edit: bf pointed out the tummy could be bigger so i biggified her a little

[mouthfullofmunson]

Feeling so greatful for all the love my fic has been getting! I was super nervous as it’s my first full fic I’ve ever posted on this account! But more things are in the works and I can’t wait to get them to you :)

#my post #ahhh 1000 notes is crazy to me! #I’ve gotten it before on like one or two little headcannons on here but over 1000 notes on my fic? #that’s nuts #I’m so grateful #ahhh #❤️

[ao3-anonymous]

The average follower boops you 5.5 times factoid is actually just statistical error. The average follower boops you 1 time. Boopers Georg, who went insane and booped you 100+ times, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

#boop #is anyone else experiencing this?? #some people have gone nuts in my notifs lol

[soup-mother]

"Tumblr is the gay communist website" tumblr is the transmisogyny and racism from people who think fanfic is political theory website

#my post #and obviously regular racism too #but the fandom brain is nuts

[cannabiscomrade]

I wasn't going to derail the disability pride month post for people with peanut allergies but in relation to that topic

I have never seen another allergy that has been so viscerally hated and mocked by people working in education like nut allergies. I've seen fellow teachers cringe that their classroom was the "nut free" classroom that year. Support staff that are trained and willfully don't follow cross contamination protocol in the lunchroom because it's too "tedious" or "time-consuming". Full preschools + childcare centers that refuse to accommodate nut allergies. Schools where the only free lunch is a PB&J. Before/after school programs and summer programs whose food curriculum has nuts and doesn't provide an alternative activity.

Allergy discrimination is so so insidious and prevalent. It's happening behind their back and it is everything from the exposure joke to possibly causing someone to go into anaphylaxis from willful ignorance.

Also other parents in the classroom are guilty too. The "not my child not my problem" brain rot means that those lunchboxes are like bombs for airborne exposure allergies

#disability tag #for clarity i don't have a nut allergy but i've had many students that do #teaching tag

[cannibal-king-brat]

I just saw someone’s bio that said “you can always be thinner, be better” and I about lost my mind

#text post #that’s nuts #absolutely crazy #he really got some self esteem issues #I hate myself too but goddamn

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FAT NUT DMV: LARGE EJACULATION Verdict: DENIED

#California license plate with text FAT NUT #bot #ca-dmv-bot #california #dmv #funny #government #lol #public records