#what nutting scorpions does 2 ur attitude i guess

[vamprisms]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

#rip to minos but i would have loved him. #what nutting scorpions does 2 ur attitude i guess