TERZO!!
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Catacomb Crocodile
"I am sewer-king!" said Rat. "I am quick and cunning and I know every tunnel." "No, I am king!" said Zombie. "I am cold and deadly and no rot can harm me." Then Croc came and ate them both.
Artist: Nils Hamm
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Gideon: Liliana is mad at me.
Gideon: Apparently I'm being “reckless” and “stupid” and a “Gideon”.
Gideon: The last one's literally just my name, but it sounded like the worst thing.
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Magic the Gathering tip: who touched my silly meme card
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It's been just over a year since March of the Machine, and I'm still very upset they gave Ayara the title "Furnace Queen" and she didn't have anything to do with Urabrask. This isn't me just being mad they didn't bone- this is Eldraine, the plane inspired from European fairytales, the twisted-ass beauty and the beast analogy was right there. Softest pitch in the world, guaranteed homerun. Totally whiffed it. Instead we got Rankle being a silly little guy.
You called her fucking "Furnace Queen" get the fuck out of here.
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Remember, kids: Giving haste to Sheoldred the Apocalypse is a crime.
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Voted most likely to say "The real treasure was inside you all along"
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Brb going to wotc to get this card printed and included in every pre-con
Let's just say I had a bad experience at mtg today.
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Fecundity
Life is eternal. A lifetime is ephemeral.
Artist: Rebecca Guay
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Chandra, minutes after arriving in Alara: So this is Ajani's home plane, huh...
Nissa: I can feel its worldsoul nearby. It has a physical manifestation, like Ashaya!
Chandra: Want to take a look?
Nissa: Yes!
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Chandra, shouting in the roaring wind: I NEVER KNEW RIDING A GIANT HYDRA WOULD BE SO COOL!!!
Nissa, right beside her: THEY TOLD ME THEIR NAME IS PROGENITUS!
Chandra: COOL!
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Magic the Gathering tip: once you own 1 copy of every single magic card you can trade them all in at WOTC HQ to become the new Wizards of the Coast president
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My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.
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