#that’s america’s ass

[geekynerddemon]

Happy Holidays @somewhereapart

I hope this is good enough to be a phone wallpaper. I also hope this isn’t too nsfw for tumblr. It was. Here is where you can see it.

In my head Steve or one of the Howlies found the mistletoe and brought it back and stuck it at the door of their favorite supply closet (like the one from @doctorhelena ‘s story The SSR Supply Closet Crisis). Then Steve and Peggy were there while the office was pretty empty while everyone was in a pub or spending the holiday with a British family (that was a thing apparently) and one thing led to another and here we are.

I wish everyone health and happiness for the new year.

Thank you @steggyfanevents for organising this lovely exchange.

#steggy #** #steggysecretsanta #that’s America’s ass #honestly this was a self censoring piece of artwork #tumblr is a sensitive snowflake #i wish you were this sensitive to bots too

[barnescevans]

Happy birthday Chris Evans 💙

you can give it some love on twitter too 🥰

#chris evans #happy birthday chris evans #that’s america’s ass #he invented dilfism #lightyear #the gray man #sexiest man alive #fanart #steve rogers #cause why not? it's not steve but chris but i want you to see this drawing cause im so proud of it

[hobidyllic]

The fact that the stealth suit only showed up in one movie is tragic

#love a good stealth suit #THAT’S AMERICA’S ASS #he’s so bbg actually #catws has a special place in my heart #🦦 #marvel #mcu #catws #captain america #steve rodgers

[maerenee930]

stupid and random things that popped into my head/that happened and made me laugh/giggle at work recently (to myself 😅) and that i thought i would share -

1. “derbel mcdillet” - nothing else with this, literally just bill hader’s voice in my head saying this 😂 (it’s just so funny and stupid. it makes me laugh every time i think about it. 😂)

2. “You look familiar.” - “Like your dead girlfriend?” 😳😂 - no other part of the song at first, just that specific part randomly popping into my head throughout the day 😅🤦‍♀️ (idk why but that line and the way rosario dawson says it just kills me. it has since i was like 14 lol)

3. “wait, am i dello or donna?” - young donald duck (from the newer ducktales) asking his sister (della) this after scrooge mixes up their names and is calling them to go on an adventure with him. 😂 (i don’t know why this made me laugh so hard, but it did. i think it was the voice too that just made it even better lol.)

(there’s more under the cut 😅 i figure i wrote a lot and don’t wanna make anyone have to scroll through all of this especially if they’re not like all that interested in all this randomness and stupidity lol. which i totally get 😂 my brain is something else lmao. and it’s not for everyone 😅)

4. steve rogers during the schwarma scene in a angers. just how he sits and and his facial expression- it just makes me giggle. he’s just so cute and adorable 😄 and cause it’s so relatable. like for real, it’s me pretty much all the time lmao.

5. telling one of my coworkers a story about my aunt (my mom’s oldest sister/the one i work with) from when she was a like 3 or 4 (i think i’m not 100% sure atm. but i do know she was very young) and she and my grandparents had moved back to italy. and one time when they (my grandparents and aunt) went to a relative’s house and she told the one of the relatives who lived there that “her mom’s house back in america was never this dirty” 😂 the sass!! like i just love it so much!

6. me thinking about when i was a kid and go swimming in our pool, we would have to keep our distance from my mom if she was also in the pool because she hated being splashed. (i mean i get it lol, it can be very annoying. especially when the water is cold lol) and one day my brother kept splashing her on purpose (which was very out of character for him cause of the two of us, he was the good one. he was the one who stayed out of trouble lol). so she asked him to stop nicely and then progressively got more frustrated with him when he didn’t stop. so then finally he did stop. but then, he genuinely on accident splashed her again and she turned to him and says “look here you little fucker” 😂 which wasn’t like our mom lol. she didn’t like swear at us when we were kids unless we made her really mad lol.

7. “you swore on my face” - me when i was maybe 3 years old. i did something (i got into trouble/cause trouble quite a bit when i was that small lol) and she called me a little shit. shocked and very offended by my mother not only calling me that but for swearing (again, she didn’t normally swear at us lol. it was rare that she did and that’s why it was kind of a big deal when she actually did lol. but now, she swears like a sailor lmao. and i absolutely take after her and get that from her 😅😂)

8. “you fuhting kidding me?” - my bruceman 🖤 when i was still his nanny, he used to say this all the time lol. and the very first time he said it, it was one morning when he was eating breakfast and while his parents were getting ready for work/not too long before i got to their house to spend the day with my little dude. and so his mom asked his dad if he let their dog back in yet (or tried to get her to come in. she reeeeally loves being outside 😄 i miss her 🥺😢 anywayy…). he told her no, not yet. and before he could say anything else, my buddy looked over at his dad while standing on his chair at their kitchen table so he could see him better and very annoyed says “ugh, you fuhting kidding me?!” 😂 i couldn’t believe it when they told me he said that lmao! i mean it didn’t surprise me that he swore, he did that on and off quite a bit lol. but the fact that this (at the time) 3 year old little shit used it correctly! too perfect and too funny. we (my family and i) say it all the time now. (this happened back in 2020 lol)

- there are sooo many other random and stupid little things i think about during the day or things that happen to me while i’m at work (i realize i didn’t really mention anything that like actually happened to me. but i figure i can always add some moments like that on here another time lol) but for now i’ll post this as it is and i’ll update this with more stuff soon lol.

#random thoughts #derbel mcdillet #bill hader #bill hader snl #rent #musical #rosario dawson #disney #ducktales #donald duck #della duck #scrooge mcduck #uncle scrooge #steve rogers #that’s america’s ass #welcome to my brain #idk lmao

[halberdierminister]

Look at this cool new t-shirt I made for fans of Abraham Lincoln! I made it on my own time, with my own resources, and without any affiliation to existing public or private institutions concerned with history, education, hospitality, culture or retail. You can find it at my new Threadless shop or directly at bit.ly/imissabe

#abraham lincoln #abe lincoln #i miss abe #other important disclaimers include that this is about the assassinated former president of the united states of america #and not about the assassinated former prime minister of japan #i figured the top hat would make that clear but as long as im covering my own ass i should make sure to bring that up too #anyway the art is all original #and the phrase is not trademarked #and it is available in a wide variety of sizes #and on a wide variety of products

[bixels]

Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!

#personal #my art #Fuck your fake ass 'i am very smart!' intellectualizing “observations” and open your god damn ears. #do something for fucks sake. it's sickening seeing videos of ai crap and seeing rows and rows of repliers using their one brain synapse #to type “wow! very exciting!” “haha this is kind of scary! but in a really interesting way!” #and then they go about their day without a second thought while creative industries burn around them #i go to one of america's top tech schools too and it's enough to make you wanna tear our your hair #every day it's seminars and talks about “the potential consequences of ai!” when the consequences are happening NOW #NO MORE DISCUSSING NO MORE INTELLECTUALIZING NO MORE SOCRATIC SEMINARS NO MORE DEBATING. ACT YOU COWARDS #people are getting hurt RIGHT NOW. stop pretending to care when you clearly don't! just be honest and say you wanna make money #my time here has really made me hate academic spaces. you people are so god damn useless and cowardly.

[lessonincanvases]

I’m taking the term world tour away from artists and management they can have it back when they’ve shown they know how to use it properly

#‘world tour’ shut the fuck up that’s Western Europe and North America #stop getting international fans hopes up #world fucking tour my ass last time I checked the world was more than two goddamn continents #somebody improve the american schools geography curriculum please #Alex talks

[sarahmesstuff]

Y’all Wanna taste this cakes

#adult model #great body #ass tease #beautiful women #ass shake #sexy breast #huge butt #hot babygirl #bd/sm puppy #great butt #great breasts #assgirls #assthetic #athletic men / teen / boy #female athletes #america #americans #amazing body #amor #australia #aussie #suck my tiddies #succession #submisive and breedable #suck toes

[wilwheaton]

This infuriates me as much as those “5th grade classroom rallies to sell pencils so their teacher can have life-saving surgery.”

Fuck you, America.

#greatest country on earth my ass #america is a failed state

[everything-anything3345]

It's Twerking Ass Video Time!! With The Russian Supreme Julia Kul!! Glad that literally her ass is here in America and what a awesome ass twerker she is !!

#hot as fuck #awesome ass #shaking ass #awesome ass twerker #awesome ass from Russia #now in America #shake that ass #twerk video #twerking #twerkqueen #twerkulator #twerkdance #Julia Kul #How Sweet it is!! #sexy inviting smile as well

[jellolegos]

birthday

#supercorp #Lena is enjoying her cake and scotch somewhere I’m sure of it #there’s some kind of joke in there about enjoying kara’s cake too I’m just too tired to think of it to be honest #americas ass though 🫡🫡🫡🫡

[renonv]

This is not puppy love 🐶🩵💙

#hetalia #aph romano #aph south italy #hws romano #hws south italy #aph america #aph united states #hws america #hws United States #romerica #MY ART HAS BEEN SUCH SHIT LATELY!!! SORRY COMMUNITY #one day I’ll get fuckin good #but for now… romerica nation this is what I have to offer. Alfred developing a big fat crush on this weird ass lil guy!!

[opposumrave]

Bethel, Vermont

Summer 2023

#bethel #love #summer #pale #glow #new england #cute #light #vermont #small town #small town america #street #rain #fog #american gothic #americana #rural #broke ass academia #travel

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

Hamas attacks in retaliation, Israel is made out to be the victim. Israel attacks Sudan, Yemen, and we either don't talk about it or claim it was Hamas. Now Israel fires weapons into Iran and when they fire back, it's considered an aggressive and violent attack against the Israeli people.

Biden is dragging his citizens headlong into a war we should have no part in to support a country who does not care about collateral. He promised debt relief, gender care, pay increases, and we have seen NO positives on any of those fronts all while he desperately pours resources into supplying the murder of innocent Arabs.

You who support this war hate the Arab people, you're all just too much of pussies to admit it. So you hide behind these excuses. "Oh, Israel's just defending itself. Oh, that was someone else". You wish for the death of all the Arabs without any of the social repercussions of actually admitting that, so you claim anyone who wishes for the killing to stop is actually antisemitic and "wants to kill all the Jews".

Palestine will be free and the Israeli government will face punishment for the crimes they have perpetrated.

#if i had a nickel for every time America picked a fight against innocent people for literally no reason I'd have like 12 nickels #like hell even in wwii we fuckin nuked regular-ass civilians #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #palestine #free gaza #free palestine #iran #love how the same crowd who supports the murder of jews now claims “you need to support Israel or else you hate all Jewish people” #republicans in case it wasn't obvious. I'm talking about republicans