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This year I thought I'd focus on all those who can't celebrate openly for whatever reason. Stay safe, everyone.
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Give me a Stranger Things AU where it's the second semester of the Party's sophmore year and the teachers are all discussing who they have in their classes that semester and when some of them mention having Party members in their class, other teachers blanch.
"What's wrong with Will Byers? Bit quiet but he's a good kid."
"He's fine - it's Munson and Harrington you have to worry about."
"Why?"
"They psuedo adopted Byers. Mike Wheeler, Dustin Henderson, Jane Hopper, Lucas Sinclair and his sister Erica, too."
"Eddie Munson and Steve Harrington?"
"Yep."
"Both of them?"
"Yep."
"When did that happen?"
"No idea. But one of them or both of them come to pick them up every day. Sometimes they're canoodling in that van of Munson's."
"I think they're sweet."
"You would, Ellen. Just ... be careful. Mother bears, both of them."
"Huh Who woulda thought?"
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Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno Somno
#welcome to my brain#cnc somno#somno breeding#bd/sm blog#bd/sm kink#cw: somno#cnc k!nk#txt post#bamababygirl7🥰💞#just silly little thoughts
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Taste you
3.3k words | 18+ MDNI | Dieter Bravo x f!reader
Summary: Dieter enjoys eating (you) in bed.
Warnings: pwp, oral f!receiving, fingering, rimming, (anal) food play, unprotected anal sex, creampie, cum eating, pet names, praise kink, eating peach from pussy, aftercare
A/N: SMUT, no plot! Just a fun little one-shot to quench my thirst for Dieter (for now). Enjoy!
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“You think I could fit one of these inside your pussy?” Dieter holds up a peach in front of you and eyes it carefully. “You’ll just have to warm her up and see,” you coo, turning your head on his chest to look up at him.
You love lounging in bed with Dieter; especially when you’re both naked, his hair is perfectly disheveled and his hard cock is straining against your lower back.
“Mmm,” he hums into your hair, inhaling the tantalizing scent of your shampoo, “and what about these?” He takes a pair of cherries out of the crystal bowl on the bed and holds them up between his thumb and index finger. “I think they’d be perfect for your tight little ass.”
“Someone’s ambitious today,” you chuckle, “what got you so riled up, hm?” Dieter starts trailing soft kisses down your neck, making you shiver and moan softly. “Don’t act brand new, baby,” he murmurs into the crook of your neck, “you know what you do to me.”
He wraps his strong arms around you and pulls you back against his warm chest. “There’s nothing in the world I love more than playing with your pretty little holes,” he purrs into your ear. “You’re gonna be my good girl and let me put whatever I want inside you.” He nibbles on your earlobe and draws featherlight circles around your hard nipples. “Aren’t you?”
You whimper and writhe under his touch, wanting nothing more than for him to fill up in any way imaginable. “Yeah, Dee,” you purr, “use me however you like. I’m all yours.” “Mmm, that’s my perfect girl,” he praises you, tracing the soft skin of your belly with his fingers.
“Lie on your back and spread your legs for me, baby,” he says softly and moves from behind your back so you can get comfortable on his fluffy pillows.
Dieter sits back on his heels in front of you and admires your naked body. “You know you’re the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen, right?” You giggle and bite your lower lip. “My gorgeous girl, letting me do to her what I want,” he coos and starts caressing your thighs with his warm hands. “Your pussy looks delicious, baby. So wet already, just perfect. Let me just spread her a bit and take a closer look, okay?”
He lies down on his stomach between your thighs, his face hovering above your glistening cunt. You moan when he spreads your pussylips with his thumb and middle finger, loving the feeling of being completely exposed to him. “Fuck me, she’s so pretty. And I know she can take what I wanna give her,” he murmurs while starting to draw circles on your clit with his other thumb.
“Mmm, need something inside you, don’t you?” he teases when he sees your cunt contract around nothing. You nod and Dieter can see in your pleading eyes that you’re already desperate for him to fill you up. He loves it.
“I’ll start with the cherries, alright angel?” Dieter takes a pair of them out of the bowl and starts teasing your entrance with them for a few minutes, sliding them up and down, twisting them and inserting them just enough to make you whine from arousal and frustration. Your neglected clit is throbbing and the feeling of the cherries’ smooth surface brushing your wet lips repeatedly is making your pussy clench.
“You want more, huh,” Dieter purrs, wetting your clit with the cherries. You arch your back and a needy moan escapes your lips as you're desperate for any kind of stimulation. “Such a good girl,” he coos. “I’ll give you what you need.”
He puts the cherries on your belly and parts your lips with both of his thumbs, his face so close to your cunt that you can feel his warm breath ghosting your wet folds. “Keep your eyes on me, baby. I want you to see what I do to you,” he orders and you obey immediately. His gorgeous dark eyes are even darker now, his pupils completely blown from arousal.
You give him a small smile and nod quickly before he’s on you instantly, licking a broad stripe from your entrance to your clit with his warm wet tongue. He repeats the motion a few times, slowly, savoring your taste.
“Mmm, you taste incredible, baby,” Dieter hums as he’s hungrily kissing and lapping at your clit, the vibrations making you shiver. You run your fingers through his hair and start moving your hips to chase the sensation of his skilled tongue. He loves making you come like this, but he knows you need more right now, especially since he’s planning on stretching your pussy with a peach.
“You want my fingers, baby?” he asks, already wetting them with your slick. “Yeah,” you whisper breathlessly, “please.”
You let out a low moan when he pushes in two of his thick fingers and starts sucking on your clit. He’s still making eye contact with you as his fingertips find your G-spot over and over again, making you writhe and grip the sheets in ecstasy.
You furrow your brow and pant heavily as he spends a few more minutes continuously pumping his fingers in and out of you, expertly massaging your inner walls and stimulating your clit with his talented tongue. “You’re doing so well for me, angel,” Dieter praises, then adds a third finger to fuck your dripping wet hole. “Come all over my face, I know you want to,” he pants breathlessly, a mixture of saliva and your juices running down his chin.
He’s in heaven right now, seeing you let go of everything, completely blissed out due to his touch. In a perfect world, you would never leave his bed.
You can feel your orgasm come closer with every pump of his fingers, until Dieter sends you over the edge by adding a fourth finger and sucking hard on your swollen clit. You come with a strangled groan as your walls clamp down around his fingers while he keeps up their steady motion, so you can ride out your orgasm for as long as possible.
“Fuck, baby, that’s it,” he encourages you, “let go for me.” You flex the muscles in your lower belly and thighs and push against his thrusts until you slowly come down from your high and feel your pussy contracting rhythmically. Your chest is heaving and you whimper when Dieter starts kissing and nibbling your thighs.
“Mmm, you’re fucking amazing, baby,” he mumbles into your hot skin, “I almost just came without you even touching me.” You chuckle and play with his locks. “I’m glad you didn’t. Want you to come deep inside me.” “Oh yeah?” Dieter smirks and you nod. “I’ll give you everything you want, angel,” he murmurs between wet kisses to your sensitive clit, “always.”
He begins by sliding his fingers along your dripping wet slit down to your asshole, making you whimper when he starts circling the tight ring of muscle with his wet fingers. “Pull your legs up for me, baby,” he orders and peppers your thighs with soft kisses. “Good girl. Now let me see how the cherries disappear in your cute little ass.”
You bite your lower lip in anticipation and hold your legs up with your hands, your holes on perfect display for Dieter. He laps up your juices eagerly before sliding his tongue further down, slowly licking your asshole with a flat tongue. You meet his gaze and smile to yourself. The visual of movie star Dieter Bravo eating your ass is too good. If only the tabloids knew what he’s up to while he’s supposedly in rehab...
“Fuck, I could do this all day,” he murmurs to himself before dipping the wet tip of his pointed tongue inside you. When you moan at the intrusion, he splays his hands on the back of your thighs and pushes them up even further, so he has perfect access to your ass. He then alternates between slow licks with a flat tongue that apply satisfying pressure, and flitting the tip over your sensitive skin rapidly before dipping his tongue inside you a bit further each time.
The combination of Dieter’s warm tongue and breath, the vibrations of his low moans, and his facial hair brushing against your skin has you gripping the sheets and thanking your lucky stars for sending you a man who shamelessly worships every inch of your body.
“Let me know if you need lube, baby,” he says softly and takes the cherries from your belly. He holds them by their shared stem and dips them into your swollen pussy to coat them in your juices. They feel nice inside you, but too small for your pussy. You can’t wait for Dieter to stretch you with the peach that’s laying next to you; and with his cock too, preferably.
He breaks the first cherry off the stem and gently nudges your asshole with it. The small, slippery fruit slides in slowly, as Dieter pushes it with his thumb. “That's it, baby, relax for me,” he coos as the cherry disappears in your ass. “You're doing so well, angel.” He gently rubs your hole with his thumb and kisses your thigh before repeating the process with the second cherry.
“How is that, hm?” he purrs and slides three fingers into your cunt without any resistance. You’re so wet and aroused, he could probably put his whole fist inside you without a problem.
“You want me to show you what your pussy can do?” You whimper and nod as he’s fingering you steadily, the squelching noises turning you on beyond belief. “Fuck, you’re gripping me so hard,” Dieter chuckles and gets up to sit back on his heels, the sight of his throbbing cock making you drool.
“Your pussy’s perfect, baby. Lets me stretch her how I want and still chokes me when I fuck her.” He reaches for the peach he was showing you earlier and rolls it over your pelvis, then your clit. You clench around Dieter’s fingers and moan loudly as you can feel your second orgasm approaching fast.
“I’m gonna push this peach right inside your greedy little hole, darling, don’t worry,” he purrs and removes his fingers before you can come. He leans over you and stops your frustrated whining effectively with a messy kiss, licking and biting at your lips like he can't get enough of you.
His erection is pushing against your clit and you can’t help but rub yourself on it, the friction almost good enough to send you over the edge you’re still teetering on. “Nuh-uh, baby,” Dieter scolds with a sly grin on his face, “be a good girl and behave yourself.”
He presses a final soft kiss on your lips before he sits back on his heels and brushes the peach’s smooth surface over your clit and along your folds, rotating and wetting it with your slick.
“Eyes on me, baby,” he instructs again and gives you a soft smile when your eyes lock with his. He gently spreads apart your pussylips with his left index and middle finger before slowly working your sensitive core open with the fruit.
“Mmm, that’s it, baby. Sliding right in,” Dieter murmurs as he watches in awe how your walls stretch to accommodate the object. “You’re amazing,” he praises and leans in to gently suck on your clit. You writhe and quiver from the simultaneous stimulation of your ass, pussy and clit, clenching around the cherries and peach like crazy, but Dieter once again stops right before you can reach your peak.
You hit the mattress with your hands and feel tears welling up inside your eyes. “You’re so fucking mean,” you whine pathetically, “I’m gonna die if you don’t let me come.” Dieter caresses your thighs and grins at you, apparently incredibly amused by your misery. “So melodramatic, baby,” he coos between kisses to your thighs, “you haven’t even noticed that the peach is in.”
Your eyes widen in surprise as you can suddenly feel how full you are. “You have no idea how beautiful you look,” Dieter murmurs and nudges the fruit with his knuckles. He's pushed it in just far enough for your pussy to hold it, but not close fully around it; you’re now perfectly gaped for his viewing pleasure.
“I really need to come, Dee, fuck” you whimper and grip the sheets as hard as you can when he suddenly sticks his tongue inside your pussy and licks around the peach without breaking eye contact. All of your nerves are on fire and you’re this close to crying.
“My poor baby,” he coos in feigned concern. “I’m gonna have you come on my cock soon, don’t worry. Now, pull your legs up for me and just relax, alright?” You nod and grip your legs so hard it hurts.
Dieter gently licks and prods at your asshole with his pointed tongue, raising his eyebrows and looking at you expectantly with his big puppy eyes. “Come on, baby, you’ll need to give them back to me before I can fuck your ass,” he mumbles between licks, the anticipation of what’s to come making your heart beat even faster.
Pushing the two little fruits out while trying to keep in the peach is a little tricky, but you manage, and they slide out to Dieter’s delight. He immediately massages your hole with his thumb and spits in his other hand. “Turn around for me,” he orders while sitting up and stroking his cock slowly. “Hands and knees, baby, and tell me if anything hurts, okay?” “Okay,” you answer him and get into position right away.
Dieter reaches for the lube on the nightstand, then squirts a generous amount of the water-based liquid on his cock and your asshole. He coats his cock with it by stroking up and down his length and works it into you by first inserting one, then two fingers.
“You ready for me, baby?” he pants, not able to wait any longer himself. Your exposed holes look too fucking hot like this. “Please fuck me, Dee,” you moan breathlessly and wiggle your ass. He lines his cock up and pushes in slowly, so you can adjust to his size.
“Fuck me,” Dieter groans as he watches his cock disappearing into your body inch by inch. “You’re so tight, baby.” You cry out without inhibition at the intense feeling of having both of your holes stretched open, the peach in your pussy and Dieter’s cock in your ass providing the perfect level of fullness you’ve been longing for.
“You feel good, angel?” he asks and leans over you until his face is next to yours. You turn your head to look at him and quickly breathe “yes” before he captures your lips in a searing kiss. He doesn’t let up while starting to thrust his hips back and forth, setting a gentle rhythm that massages your inner walls and has him groaning into your mouth.
You break the kiss and moan into a pillow when the initially slightly painful feeling of being stuffed to the brim turns pleasurable and has you pushing back against his thrusts. “You like that, huh?” Dieter grunts, picking up the pace when he feels you relaxing around him.
The sounds he makes while chasing his own high and his balls hitting your clit over and over again have you approaching your climax fast. Dieter can hear and feel that you’re close and decides to help you get there since you’ve been so good for him.
He grabs your waist with a bruising grip to repeatedly pull you back onto his cock just the way he knows you like, then reaches one hand down your front to stimulate your swollen clit with his fingers. It only takes a few more harsh snaps of Dieters hips before you can feel the tension inside you burst and culminate in the most earth-shattering orgasm you’ve had in your life.
“Oh fuuuck,” is all you manage to cry out as your walls spasm and contract around the peach and Dieter’s cock. The intense feeling of your walls choking him hard has him coming with your name on his lips and emptying himself deep inside you. As wave after wave of ecstasy washes over your whole body, you milk every last drop of his cum until he pulls out gently.
You collapse onto the bed with your eyes closed, your heart racing and the aftershocks of what you just experienced making you dizzy. You hear Dieter breathing heavily behind you and mumbling about getting a towel for you. You feel the bed shift when he gets up and then again a few moments later when he sits down next to you and brushes a wet strand of hair out of your face.
“Hey beautiful,” he coos and caresses your cheek tenderly. “Let’s get the peach out of you, alright? And then we can take a warm bath with the new lavender bath bomb I got. How does that sound?”
“Sounds good,” you mumble into the pillow, too exhausted to move. Dieter moves to straddle your thighs and spreads your ass cheeks. “I love seeing my cum leaking out of you,” he purrs, his eyes sparkling with excitement. He licks up as much of it as is coming out of you in this position, then slaps your ass playfully when he’s had his fill.
“Hey,” you protest in mock offense, “play nice, Mr. Bravo.” You turn on your back and look into his big eyes that always make you feel so secure. “I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and then we can take a bath,” you murmur and get up slowly.
Luckily, the bathroom is only a few feet away, but still, walking with a peach up your pussy is awkward as fuck. You sit on the toilet and yell “shut up” at Dieter through the door when you hear him giggling.
The peach comes out easily, so you put it on the countertop to throw it in the compost later, then wait a minute for the rest of Dieter’s cum to trickle out of you. After that’s done, you open the bathroom door and invite Dieter to the bathtub with you. He has great taste, the bath bomb is amazing. You sit in front of him in the purple water, relaxing against his chest with closed eyes and his arms wrapped around you, feeling grateful for where you are right now.
You sit like that for a few minutes until you hear him slurp and hum in your ear.
“You’re not seriously eating the fucking peach right now,” you say in disbelief and whip your head around to stare at him.
“Why not?” he mumbles with his mouth full.
“Never mind,” you chuckle and lay your head back on his chest.
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“You're everything I could wish for.” Dieter whispers when you're cuddling in bed.
“Are you just saying that because I let you eat a peach that was in my pussy?” you tease.
“Mmm, I'd be lying if I said that wasn't a deciding factor,” he chuckles, “but, believe it or not, it's not just that.” He kisses your neck softly and closes his eyes. “I really like having you around.”
He knows he loves you and he’s pretty sure you feel the same way, but he’s too scared to say it out loud yet. Terrified, actually.
He’ll get there, though.
“I like it, too,” you whisper into his hair. “But I hope you realize what you’ve done. I wanna try all of that with your ass now.”
“Oh, we can do whatever you want, baby. We got the whole weekend to ourselves,” he murmurs into the crook of your neck, a soft smile playing on his lips.
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🍒 Fun Fact: In the version I wrote for myself, Dieter eats the cherries. I wasn't sure if that was too depraved for all you good people, so this is the clean(er) version lmao. It's a little nichey anyway, but I hope it brings you nice juicy dreams. 🍑
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#dieter bravo#welcome to my brain#dieter bravo x f!reader#dieter bravo x reader#dieter bravo x you#dieter x reader#pedro pascal characters#dieter bravo smut#fanfic#dieter bravo fanfic#oneshot#dieter bravo the bubble#dieter bravo fanfiction#the bubble#smut#pwp#pedro boys#pedro pascal
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#paul dano#the batman#the riddler#edward nashton#paul dano riddler#danonation#edward nashton x reader#welcome to my brain
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Get yourself a man that can do both…
Honestly though, Minho is the perfect boyfriend.
Outside in the daylight or nightlight, when you’re alone, he is so sweet to you. He treats you like his queen, because that’s what you fucking are.
When he’s doing anything with the group he acts like the cute little tsundere he wants to be. Always messing around with you and deflecting your loving advances and comments in the most dramatic way; as if he didn’t just make you breakfast in bed this morning.
But then, when he gets you alone indoors, he is a different person sometimes. It almost seems like you can’t tell how he’s going to act based off his outfits. He tends to be more demanding and precise. Reminding you that he is in charge at all times. You are his queen but he is king of this land. You better remember your place and treat him right. My mans wants to be treasured and acts as if that’s your job in life is to please him.
So after a long night of doing just that… The morning is filled with him making you a delicious breakfast and reminding you that you are his queen and despite his demands, you are equals. You own the outside world and he owns the inside one.
My boo thangs: @lyramundana @sweetracha @2chopsticks2eyes @j-0ne25
🥴😘♥️
#just a little thing#this photo did things to me#welcome to my brain#can you blame me#stray kids#skz#i love him#bystay#loml#lee know#lee minho#stray kids smut#stray kids lee minho#stray kids lee know#stray kids scenarios#stray kids imagines#lee know fanfic#lee know imagines#skz lee know#lee know fic#lee know smut#lee know x you#lee know drabbles
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Bernadette Peters seductively leaning on cars since 1989.
#bernadette peters#pink cadillac#back to the future#broadway legend#clint eastwood#legend being legendary#dmc delorean#welcome to my brain
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Y'all this is crazy to me. I have been on this hellsite for damn near 15 years and I don't think the total amount of notes I've received in that entire time amounts to what has happened in the last month?
All because I have lots of feelings about Jinshi, Maomao, and KNH.
#I love you guys#thank you for liking my weird brain vomit#some of those notes are SatoSugu related too#none of those notes are my pimping my own fic 😅#for some reason everytime I reblog it - it goes nowhere#oh well#welcome apothecary diaries fans#to what is mostly JJK brainrot#but now sprinkled with KNH and TGCF brainrot too#jinshi#maomao#jinmao#the apothecary diaries#apothecary diaries#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#fandom times#my stuff#welcome to my brain
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@diersten @sinnsenke ok ok!
also erstmal: das ist alles schon eine Weile her, aber ich hab noch mal kurz versucht meinen Lösungsweg zu rekapitulieren! Und ich möchte dazu sagen, dass ich das damals auch in einer Zeit gemacht hab, in der ich mich ein bisschen mit der Architektur von Altbauwohnungen auseinandergesetzt habe, bzw. deren Umstrukturierung. Also halt wie so eine Wohnung überhaupt so geworden ist, wie sie heute ist - idR waren diese Albauwohnungen ja ursprünglich riesig und enthielten Flügel fürs Personal inkl. Dienstbotentreppenhaus etc. und wurden erst später in einzelne Wohnungen aufgeteilt. Ich hab mich da eher mit der Berliner Architektur beschäftigt (weil man da am meisten zu findet), also keine Ahnung wie das in SB war, aber das führt ja auch eh alles zu weit. Fakt ist auf jeden Fall, dass ich davon ausgegangen bin, dass Leos Wohnung ein Teilabschnitt einer umgebauten, ursprünglich größeren Albauwohnung ist.
ANYWAY.
Was haben wir? Nicht viel mehr als das hier:
Wenn man aber genau hinguckt, kann man doch einiges erkennen. Insbesondere in der Spiegelung der Fenster und der enorm großen, verspiegelten Hängelampe (ist ne Entscheidung, Leo, aber ok)
Hier mal was ich alles meine erkennen zu können in diesem einen (1) Frame:
also daraus schließe ich:
das Wohnzimmer hat eine offene Decke, also das heißt die Deckenbalken sind freigelegt
die Deckenbalken treffen irgendwann auf einen Querbalken, der entweder mittig durchs Wohnzimmer läuft oder aber den Übergang zu einem anderen Raum, genauer einer offenen Küche markiert – für die offene Küche habe ich mich insbesondere wegen des Rohrs entschieden, das hinten an der Wand/unter der Decke entlangzulaufen scheint – vielleicht ein Dunstabzug?) außerdem scheint es wahrscheinlich, dass der Balken und die beiden zu erahnenden Stützen links und rechts da sind, weil dort eine tragende Wand entfernt wurde
auf der rechten Seite der Spiegelung im Fenster sieht man, dass dort eine kleine Wand mit Oberlicht steht – vielleicht einfach nur eine Abtrennung von der Küche - man kann nicht genau sagen, ob das Oberlicht in die Küche schaut oder in einen anderen beleuchteten Raum – ich habe mich entschieden, dass es in den Flur schaut und darunter dementsprechend auch eine Tür zum Flur ist
in der Lampenspiegelung erkennt man außerdem auch noch zwei helle Stellen rechts unter dem Querbalken – das eine könnte der Durchgang zum erleuchteten Flur sein – das andere vielleicht eine weitere Tür bzw. ein Durchgang – ich habe mich entschieden, dass es da zum Schlafzimmer geht
das Schlafzimmer! ist mein Allerlieblingsraum in dieser Wohnung. ich dachte einfach, weil Leo so ein Beschützer ist, braucht er ein Schlafzimmer, dass so ein bisschen wie ein Nest, ein Versteck ist! insbesondere, wenn er vielleicht mal Besuch bekommt :-) deswegen liegt das Schlafzimmer so ein bisschen versteckt und man kommt nur vom Wohnzimmer aus da hin und von der Lage bzw. Ausrichtung her deckt es sich auch mit dem, was wir in HdW sehen:
zwar sieht man hier nur ein Fenster, aber vor den anderen sind einfach die Vorhänge zugezogen ;)
Nun ja, lange Rede, kurzer Sinn, hier ist das Ding:
(den Rest mit dem Büro und den Bädern und so ist natürlich pure Spekulation, folgt aber in etwa einer inneren Logik, wenn man sich die alte, ursprüngliche Wohnung mit viel größeren Zimmern denkt! Das Schaffierte ist der Teil der ursprünglichen Wohnung, der heute nicht zu Leos Wohnung gehört. Und das Gebäude spiegelt sich dann auf der linken Seite noch mal und gegenüber stehen auch noch Häuser, wodurch dann der Innenhof entsteht)
#welcome to my brain#spatort#tatort saarbrücken#das alles natürlich nur für 1 fic die größtenteils in leos wohnung spielt#und ich brauchte einfach einen o r t#(der schrank in leos schlafzimmer ist natürlich ein pax!! ich glaub ich hab davon sogar die maße genommen... basic bitch <3)
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So ... imagine the chaos that would erupt with Steve and Eddie when Steve finally goes to cosmetology school, graduates and gets his license.
Eddie wants to try blue streaks, so Steve does it.
Eddie suggests that maybe Steve should cut his hair in a funky way, so Steve does it.
Steve wanting to try a new technique on Eddie's hair.
Steve wanting to put a big fuck off pink streak in his hair and gets Eddie to help.
They both are so creative and get so bored that it becomes common to see both their hair change every month.
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the c! stands for character just like the q! stands for qharacter
#I was thinking about the q in qsmp and how I'm not sure if it was ever confirmed it stood for quackity smp?#and how I only ever think of qsmp as well. q.s.m.p.#and then was reminded of someone in chat who asked what the 'q' in 'qbad' stands for#and then I thought of this#welcome to my brain#qsmpblogging
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IT FRICKIN WIMDY
#this is literally all I could think of when I saw his face#welcome to my brain#linkeduniverse#lu legend
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So my brain is doing that thing, where you adopt the mannerisms of a fictional character again.
My brain literally speaks in the voice of Laszlo Cravensworth. With all of his vocalisations.
It is entertaining, but man, before you know it, I'll be shaping a vulva garden in my backyard.
Don't think it's a disorder, I'm just obsessive.
#lazlo cravensworth#laszlo cravensworth#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#welcome to my brain#personality
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ZoLaw AUs Nobody Asked For
Law and Zoro as online boyfriends.
They text. They chat. They ask one another advice, occasionally at really awkward times. [Picture of Zoro trying to text on this damn e-mushi because DrHeartStealer wasn't sure his crew actually LIKED him, is he being too harsh Sword3?] while also trying to fight off a giant electric god pet snake.
This all started pre-Luffy (Zoro's official calendar units) and neither of them have really gotten brave enough to reveal their identities but, yeah, online boyfriends.
So Zoro means it when he shoulders some guy at bar out of his personal space with a little, "look somewhere else, buddy." He's taken.
Robin: I notice Kenshi-san is very attached to his e-mushi.
Nami: Zoro? Ha! No, he hates those things. It's why he lets kata- oh, THAT. *Eye roll* Yeah, he's really attached to that "e-mushi"
Robin: *side smile* Why do I feel as if you're holding back on important details, Navigator-san?
Nami: *sigh* I guess it's only right that, since Luffy decided you were crew, I tell you everything I know
Nami: So I can finally gossip about this bitch with someone who gets it
#welcome to my brain#yes its a weird place please ignore all the swordsmen....#screwing#please ignore all the screwing swordsmen#an e-mushi is a cell phone version of a den den mushi mushi#if you're curious for more background than needed: Zoro hates them and prefers traditional den den mushi#he has one that rushes to him when require; its name is Snail#but he does own an e-mushi for one very important purpose#Dr Heartstealer#the zolaw au nobody asked for#one piece#roronoa zoro#trafalgar d. water law#trafalgar law#zolaw#cat bulgar nami#nico robin#so much gossip about this bitch#Robin you don't even know#look I like when my girls just hang out being sassy together#and I like when my kenshi are in some kind of pining half not really relationship that invites all sorts of shenanigans#eventually ending in some hot fucking#no there wasn't meant to be another word there#I said what I sajd#hot. fucking.#zoro x law#amusing musings#monkey d. luffy
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So I have extremely vivid dreams sometimes, and last night I had a dream about a new TTRPG that had released. It was a blatant ripoff of DnD called "Dames and Daddies."
In this game, all of the liches from OG DnD lore had somehow come back to life and turned into hot young wizards again. Sure, they lost their lichdom and immortality, but surprisingly, most of them were chill about it?? The game was mainly a dating sim, and players would roleplay while trying to seduce all the magical dames and daddies. The most powerful daddy was said to be the hardest to win over, and he was clearly annoyed by the constant stream of under-leveled adventurers that kept showing up trying to impress him.
If the party failed to make him fall in love, he would get fed up with romance and devote himself to achieving lichdom again, eventually succeeding and becoming the BBEG. And since the players had to spend most of the game roleplaying and going on dates, they had basically no combat abilities. So the only way the party could defeat the BBEG was by convincing enough of their paramours to fight him on their behalf. Since he was the only magic user in existence to become a lich twice, BBEG became incomprehensibly powerful. So the party's success in the final battle was completely dependent on the size and combined strength of the wizard harem they managed to amass over the campaign.
I'm still remembering more bits and pieces of this buckwild shit. I'm not sure what prompted this absolute fever dream, but I guess thanks for the entertainment, brain. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#musings#dames and daddies#dnd#ttrpg#dungeons and dragons#weird dreams#roleplay#funny#dating sim#dungeons and daddies#welcome to my brain#lich please
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