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shartingan · 1 year

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maybe somebody has already said this but naruto school au but they are all warriors cat kids who role play during recess

hi, anon. you sent this in may, and it took me so long to answer that i felt bad and drew you a full comic. the reason it took 6 months to respond was because i was doing extensive warrior cats research so i could make the most accurate comic possible. thanks to friend of the show @starfilledsea for giving me the necessary rundown on warrior cats 101, this wouldnt be possible without you. anon, i hope u accept my apology and this is everything u wanted when u sent in that ask in may........

#edited also again because i had so many typos in the caption it just didnt make sense sorry #if u saw the first versionof this i uploaded where sasuke accidentally changes his name halfway thru no u didnt #please click this image tumblr kills all quality #ask #anon #ron art #naruto #sasuke

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lunathewafflelord · 28 days

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Which is worse:

-Website removing previously free for everyone features and then bringing them back in a stripped back state, and making it only available for people who are subscribed

-Website lacking essential website features, then they add them in but make them only for people who are subscribed

I think they’re both bad but I’d like to see people’s input on this!

#In case it isn’t obvious #the second one is referring to Twitter #we spent years without being able to edit posts and now we can but only if we pay #when editing posts is basically a standard website feature #not being able to edit out typos or add image descriptions is SO annoying!#you have to delete the post and start over #Most of the Twitter Blue features really should be standard #like having more space in our posts #first one is mostly referring to DeviantArt #they removed profile coding #then added it back but in a very limited state #and made it require Core

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verdemoth · 1 year

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[ID: a tweet from Blaseball Commissioner Alternate @ blaseball, congratulating the Shoe Thieves championship victory. The tweet reads as follows: “Our Kicks! As ILB Commissioner and Legal Notary, I hereby confer upon the Charleston Shoe Thieves the title of Season X Champion with a Golden Record of 65-25 and all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto!” Included with the tweet is an image of a document labeled as ‘Championship Writ’. Below that, the text reads: ‘Conferred upon Charleston Shoe Thieves. Internet League Blaseball Season 1.’ Right of this text is a yellow wax stamp with the Thieves’ record of 65-25, and the ILB’s three bases logo. Overlayed upon the text is a gold watermark depicting a blaseball encircled in a laurel wreath, wearing a crown adorned with a single eye. The colours of the writ are predominantly golden hues. End ID]

I don’t think anyone’s posted this yet. Also, note that ‘Season X’ is a typo from Parker which they have attempted to remedy in the replies, and probably does not mean anything bigger or relate to Day X of Seasons 9 and 10

#blaseball #image #image described #but it IS funny that the typo happened to the shoe thieves #in their first championship win since season 9 #im sure they’re fine #different players and no mods means the trauma’s gone right #(congratulations thieves btw. the spies send our greetings and commendation o7)

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thefirstknife · 2 years

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minor season of the haunted spoiler (kinda its a weapon flavor text) BUT I AM LOSING MY MIND

WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!

If Nezarec ends up being an actual character I'm going to lose it!!!!!!!

(especially cause his helm implied he was on the side of the Gardener)

I don't think Nezarec was on the side of the Gardener. His only lore tab is very much not the Gardener vibe. Another problem is that the lore comes from a "pre-Golden Age text." As in, someone (presumably human?) wrote this before the Traveler arrived to Sol (or it's possibly not human in origin: the helmet looks strangely similar to Psion helmets).

An interesting idea I had when the trailer dropped was that Nezarec popped into my mind when the season was describing stuff about how we're embracing the goth lifestyle and becoming reapers and death. I just had this wild association with Nezarec but didn't say anything because it felt so unhinged even to me.

Basically, a few sentences from Nezarec's Sin were just standing out: "He is that which is end." (Eris saying "this is the beginning of the end" in the trailer), "For Nezarec is no demon, but a fiend, arch and vile in ways unknown." (weird death-like symbology).

And then today I saw this weapon with this name. BAFFLED. Nezarec's Whisper lore tab doesn't clarify much however. It's not on Ishtar yet, but here's the thing (under the cut for easier spoiler evasion and length):

?? Very confused. Is the flavour text about Rhulk talking to Nezarec or to Eris? Who is Eris talking to? It says that she "whispers" and the weapon is called Nezarec's Whisper. But the glaive is specifically Rhulk's weapon so it being offered to Eris in the (assumed) Pyramid chamber is strange. Where does Nezarec come into play here?

Was (is?) Nezarec also one of the Disciples? One that Rhulk didn't fail with? Or something completely different?

Another thing that bothers me is the "yawning opening that empties into perpetual nothingness" that Eris sees. The rest of her surroundings look like the regular Pyramid interior (that we know of) but the open abyss?

Drifter might know a thing or two, given that he's allegedly visited the Fourth Tomb of Nezarec, but he is notorious for not wanting to share details. But the mention of a tomb (a fourth one no less) makes me think it's possible that Nezarec is some ancient being similar to Rhulk.

There's one other possible mention of Nezarec, though not spelled the same. It's from D1 when the Awoken are experimenting on Sylok.

Finally. Let’s see what we’ve… wh— what is that? …Blllessssseeddd is the N-Nastareth!!!

There's a thing that connects the two other than the similar name (the difference could be due to Sylok being a Hive and therefore possibly saying it differently): it's the mention of pain. From Nezarec's Sin:

The final god of pain

From Sylok's rambling:

>Give him a jolt. ...Gragggghhhhhhh!!!! >That did the trick. >>Is he ... is he happy? ...Gragghh ...g-ggglorious pain!!!

And:

...The greater than anguish, the greater the reward... ...I know you. See your thoughts. I will use the pain. Reach in... ...Give me the pain. Take away all but agony. Through it, I transcend.

Destiny 2: Become Unhinged.

Ironically, Eris mentions how the veiled statue in the Pyramid is "vaguely feminine" but that she isn't convinced by its "apophenian silhouette." Apophenia is "the tendency to perceive meaningful connections between unrelated things." Like I'm possibly doing now with Nezarec lore.

Yes, I am absolutely obsessed with Nezarec lore and any lore that has like 2 mentions, that is my curse. So I understand you going insane over the name of the glaive because mood. Especially since it was on my mind when the trailer dropped and I thought it was so bizarre that I didn't even mention it. Alas.

Either Bungie is trolling us or there's more about this to come. I will lose my entire shit if we get more Nezarec lore, it's my second most wanted and interesting lore after the Aphelion.

#destiny 2 #destiny 2 spoilers #season of the haunted spoilers #nezarec #eris #sylok #lore vibing #long post #BIZARRE #i'm vibrating out of my body #love how this obscure shit is my first post about the new season ahdkajhfkjaf #also sorry for no transcript on the image i am extremely sick i've been writing this post for way longer than i should've #due to typos

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ishibishie · 2 years

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the definition of irony is the the only pokemon masters trailer i’m not at least 20 minutes late to seeing is the only trailer with fucking nothing. like man i could’ve been doing something important instead, like drawing oc/canon fankids (SOON.)

already explained my issues with journeys esh ketchup in another post, but the rest of the anni feels? eeeeeeeeeh? please tell me i’m not the only person who feels this way? like. the second anniversary was made out to be this HUGE event with an organized theme and the 2nd anni alts are subjectvly some of the best alts in the game in terms of design! i especially loved the detail of the red flowers to really sell that unified theme! each unit was designed as if they were part of the same story..... they were. and 3rd anni is just. gary stu, genwunner, and takumi fire emblem (seriously i love the fit but i thought we were done with hoshido after pokewar games efnkf). unless i’m missing something i don’t see what (inesrt correct japanese time period here) japan, 2000′s track jacket, and poor writing have in common. feels less celebration, way more pandering

not even gonna touch on the fact that unova keeps getting alts. also no steven in trainer’s lodge, please let me kiss him in a very queerplatonic way

uh tldr. pokemas 3rd anni first impressions feel less like a celebration of the game and more of “LOOK IT’S PIKACHU!”

#not art #cirrus dot text #irony is also me in audacity mixing a stevenloid cover of iiya/118 (whatever) because that's how i honestly feel about this gacha game lmfao #sorry if there are typos in this post i just can't type properly today #bonus! the new splash screen isn't even drawn. it's just a still image of 3ds renders. i don't want this. goodnight my sweet rock prince </3 #don't worry if there's something i missed i'll bitch about it first thing in the morning tomorrow lol #3rd anni looking worse than my tuning

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ao3commentoftheday · 6 months

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do you know where "no beta we die like x" comes from and how it is used?

The term "beta" in this context is short for "beta reader" - a person who reads a fic while it's still in the editing stage and helps the writer get it ready to post. Some betas check grammar. Some check canon compliance. Some are sensitivity readers. There are lots of things that betas can do.

So functionally, saying "no beta" means that the writer didn't get this checked by a second person before they posted it. It's a warning that there might be errors or typos etc. It's mostly used when an author has written something quickly and is posting without doing a lot of (or any) edits first.

As for where it comes from? It all started with a bumper sticker.

This image was an internet meme at one point, and it got meme'd on in the form of "no ___ we ___ like men"

Here on tumblr, one of the versions that got really popular was from now-deleted user @grec1a who created this version:

From there, it migrated to AO3 as the "no beta we die like men" tag, and very often the word men is replaced by the name of a character who dies in canon.

#asks and answers

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obsessivevoidkitten · 3 months

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Feeding

Male Half-Demon Yandere x Gender Neutral Vampire Reader CW: Noncon, blood drinking, biting/cutting for blood, making out, drugged sex, drugged reader, forced addiction, overstimulation, reader fucked well and truly out of their mind whilst high on demon blood, aftercare, general yandere behavior Word count: 1.6k (Sorry this took forever. The image of reader sitting on dick while sucking blood from a wrist was living rent free in my head and I had to write this. Written on my phone, hopefully I fixed all the weird formatting and typos.)

The full moon shone brightly in the clear winter night. With each exhale, your breath plumed out visibly. The shadows of trees stretched long and spindly, grasping for a material world they were incapable of grabbing hold of. You hid amongst the bushes, silently watching the small bar in front of you. It was a secluded place. Quiet and down the road from anything else. Perfect for a person to grab a drink. Even a vampire like yourself. This was your first night in this town, but there were almost always places like this to slake your thirst.

Wait for a drunk customer to come stumbling out and nab them to have a drink of your own. Then, if you needed to, use your hypnotic powers to make them think it was all a dream.

That's what you had intended tonight. But then you caught a whiff of a human that smelled much more tempting than any other you had ever encountered.

The bartender. Your sharp ears could pick up his name even from outside. Wade. Not that you needed to bother knowing it.

You decided to wait for the last lingering patron to leave the bar before sneaking in and making your move. It took a few hours, and your joints grew stiff in the cold, but finally, the bartender was alone, and you could make your move. You were practically salivating as you slipped into the bar, and his scent hit you more directly. You couldn't wait to taste what waited in his veins. Luckily, you didn't have to.

"Sorry, we've just closed," he said as he heard you enter.

With superhuman speed, you rushed behind him, barely having time to note the surprised expression on his face.

You wasted no time on pleasantries and sank your fangs into his neck.

Instantly, you were lost in his flavor. His blood was glorious. But after one drink, your eyes glazed and your thoughts were foggy.

He plucked you off of him easily, and you fell to the floor, dizzy and confused but yearning for more of him. You were so thirsty. A mild sense of euphoria washed over you, but your body felt weak and wobbly.

Wade stared down at you, smirking. His brown hair turned silver, small black horns sprouted from his forehead, and his hazel eyes glowed red.

"What's wrong? Bit off more than you could chew?"

Not much blood had been consumed, so you started to get to your feet, but Wade wanted you nice and helpless. He rubbed his fingers to the bite mark you had left and shoved his fingers into your mouth and smeared the drug on your tongue. You immediately slumped against the counter.

He went and locked up the bar before returning to your side and administering another hit of his blood. You eagerly drank it up. It was too irresistible.

Then he gently led you downstairs where he apparently lived.

"Didn't realize I was part demon or didn’t know demon blood was like a narcotic? Maybe you didn't know either of those..."

He tossed you on the bed rather unceremoniously.

"Thought you were gonna get an easy meal, but you're gonna feed me too!"

Assuming that he ate beings with magic, you looked up at him with a horrified expression and scrambled to get off the bed. He stopped you and pushed you back.

"I'm nourished by intoxication and addiction the way sex and lust nourishes an incubus," he explained, having noted the fear on your face.

Though you still had a fierce thirst for his blood, you weren't addicted. Yet. Just significantly increased blood cravings. You had the presence of mind to know what he intended, and you didn't want to be a captive.

"You can't do this!"

The effects of his blood on your body were rapidly wearing off. It had only been a small amount. You could use your speed to zip awa-

"I can do whatever I want to a little leech like you~"

Wade pinned you on the bed and used the sharp nail of his thumb to slice his wrist before shoving his wrist to your mouth. You tried to turn away and keep your mouth closed, but you could feel the warm blood tingle your lips, and the smell was all-encompassing. Tired of your struggles, he smacked you hard across the cheek. You could have shrugged off a strike from a normal human, but he had demonic strength. As he had anticipated, you cried out in pain. With your mouth open, he jammed his bloody wrist right into your mouth.

Once a drop had touched your tongue for the third time that night, all your resolve melted away. You relaxed under him and greedily lapped at his wrist. Now that it was in you, you needed more.

As you gave into your dark desires and fed off Wade, he fed off the intoxication and the budding addiction growing inside you.

But the whole situation had his cock straining painfully in his jeans.

He maneuvered your clothes off as well as his, but your attention was focused on your meal. You whimpered and grabbed for his arm as he pulled it away to lube up his cock. Just because he was doing this for nourishment didn't mean he couldn't have some fun. Besides, being all cute and needy for his blood made you look far too tempting for the half-demon.

He pulled you into his lap and slid his thick cock into you.

Wade put his arm up to you so you could suckle from his wrist as he slowly fucked into you. A large demonic cock like Wade's would have stretched and hurt the hole of any human, but you were far more durable. In fact, it felt quite nice. His blood seemed to heighten pleasurable sensations while reducing unpleasant ones.

You moaned softly as you fed.

"That's it, take alllll you want babe. I regenerate faster than you can drink."

It must have been true. His wound had healed and you had to bite his wrist to draw more blood. He didn't seem to mind.

The demon kissed your neck and sucked it softly as he continued pumping into you. Never too hard to interrupt your meal.

He kept the slow and considerate pace until you had finished. Blood was smeared all over the lower half of your face, your eyes glossy and half lidded. You were barely cognizant of your surroundings anymore. All you knew was that you felt warm, happy, relaxed and, for the first time since you had turned, alive.

Wade angled your face towards him and kissed you deeply from behind, enjoying the taste of blood from your lips and the rush of energy he got from getting you high. He brushed his tongue against your fangs to draw blood so you could suck it while the two of you made out sloppily. The half-demon broke the kiss, a sanguine string of saliva and blood connected your lips for a moment. Wade hastened the tempo of his thrusts into you as his mind raced over the implications of having you.

A human would have died from just a drink of demon's blood. That's why he blended each bottle of booze in his bar with but a single drop. Just enough to subconsciously coax humans to crave coming back to his bar and give Wade a bit more intoxication to sustain himself. But he didn't have to hold back with you at all.

Rapturous moans left your body as your pleasure reached its zenith. Your normally frighteningly pale face was actually flushed.

"You enjoying yourself?" Wade smirked and kept going.

You could only weep silently as the overwhelming sensations from the drug and sex mingled into an overwhelming wave of ecstasy bearing down brutally upon you.

With supernatural stamina he kept going for hours, he readministered his blood as needed. Every time he made you cum you whimpered. Each orgasm seemed to hold within it a greater and greater threat of throwing you off the brink of sanity and shattering your mind.

By the end of it, when he had finally had enough after filling you with cum over and over again, you were a shaky drooling mess. His demonic features faded away as he picked you up. Then he took you to the tub and bathed you gently, getting all the dried blood off your face and cleaning up all the semen leaking from your hole.

"Sorry I had to give you so much. Have to get you hooked on it."

Wade picked you up and wrapped you in a soft towel. You were too out of it to respond.

"The crashes aren't bad though at least. Extreme cravings but no life threatening illness or anything."

He kissed your forehead and tucked you in before getting under the covers and spooning you.

"You're gonna love it here I promise. All the blood you want. I'm not just keeping you here to feed me, I could see glimpses inside your mind when your inebriation nourished me."

The half-demon ran a hand soothingly up and down your side.

"I know we're compatible lovers. You'll see."

You could hear his words but could just barely process them.

"B-but.." You protested weakly.

"Hush now. You need to rest."

He put his arm around your waist and held you protectively. It was so much easier to just let sleep claim you than it was to resist.

Wade stayed up far longer though. All the thoughts of the wonderful life you two would share together running through his head and keeping him awake. It would be amazing. He couldn't wait for tomorrow.

He'd treat you so well and make sure his little vampire was always happy. And he'd keep you hopelessly addicted to his blood. You'd be so helpless and dependent on him that you'd simply never be able to escape.

#yandere teratophilia #yandere terato #yandere x reader #monster boyfriend #gender neutral reader #yandere monster #male yandere x gn reader #my ocs #yandere boyfriend #yandere #male yandere x reader #male yandere #yandere male #yandere x you #yandere demon #yandere half-demon #vampire reader #My OC Wade

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