#that sounds crazy but it’s true

[barneysbigstompers]

I hate when characters are confirmed to be gay and their entire personality shifts to just being gay like what happened to the well thought out character I was looking at???

#why are you a shell of your BEING. #I also hate when they become a waking talking stereotype #they either become and uwu small bean or a twink #get some manly men up in here 😢 #big BUFF niggas #that sounds crazy but it’s true #I’m SICK of seeing twinks where’s the muscular men 😒💔 #ykw non muscular men too #chubby men muscular men NAYTHING #no more TWINKS

[lesbicastagna]

crossdressing is always the answer for anything. if a fictional character is missing smth they should crossdress and all of a sudden your story will be good

#not true for example monster*%(@&$₩ sorry #post brought to you by irene watching the borgias and me going i think cesare and lucrezia should also crossdress for unhealthy freudian #reasons like maybe daddy the womanizer/the misogynist will care about me if i [loud wrong buzzer sound] #its crazy yes but doesnt it make it better? dont lie #a

[thebookofbill]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HE’S FUCKING BACK

I CALLWD MY BEST FRIEND IMMEDIATELY TO SCREWM AND TELL HIM ABOUT IT. WE YAVE COLLECTIVELT PREORDERED ALL THREE AVAILABLE BERSIONS. I AM SO SOSP SO FUCKIMG EXCITED

#gravity falls #bill cipher #the book of bill #thatgffan posted about Alex’s tweets last night and I was wondering what was happening #my best friend said ‘50% chance he’s doing Christmas fuckery 50% chance you’re getting something crazy’ #I didn’t think it would be an animation project #Some people thought it would be the scrapped art book #I was hoping it would be Journals 1-2 because I wanted Lore #as it turns out #It was even better than that :’) #Oh it’s happening! It’s finally finally happening! #The Sunny Day has come. Bill is back #It was hard to believe it was even real for a few minutes. It felt too good to be true #I genuinely screamed so loud #and Bill’s laugh in that teaser video……… god I missed that sound #I disregarded the warnings in the product description immediately #I hope his backstory doesn’t contradict Flat Dreams too much… #‘I hope this aligns exactly with my fanfic Alex. If not I will be very disappointed’ /j

[hajihiko]

while he doesnt play a direct role, dr0 (released before sdr2) describes kamukura as like. a rumor at the school prior to the tragedy (even a part of a group of things kyoko was investigating at hopes peak at the time)

so its very funny to imagine the dr1 kids being like 1) hes real ? 2) WE HAVE HIM IN OUR CUSTODY ? scary shit

It's like those "I heard he killed a man with a thumb" "I heard he knows every digit of pi" rumours but every one is true

#I tend to zero in on the tragedy of it all but yea it's kinda funny lol #Kyoko slightly mad that the dude is just. Sitting there now. Gave himself up willingly and all #Makoto: Izuru Kamukurs the ultimate ultimate? Idk sounds wild ... Wait there he is holy SHIT. Wait he's just a dude. Wait ... #He's my age?? And just kinda. Sad.. #'so is it true you were being kept in a secret high security lab in school??' #'no.' #'i knew that was too crazy to-' #'there wasn't much security and it was just a regular room in the school.' #'... Oh.' #Not an art

[thedawntreaders]

none of the pevensies come back the same after living in narnia. everyone knows this. but while you all focus on how going between two worlds over an expanse of time affects their psyche, i'm here realizing that peter pevensie would be sick of using pencils and pens to write.

they feel weighted between his knuckles, he realizes in school, when scribbling down notes becomes a lot more tedious than he remembers it to be. still, he tries to manage. he also notices that he takes a little longer than the average person to flesh out a rough draft essay during class time, much to his distress. in narnia, he had the entire day to plan out what he was going to write and virtually unlimited resources; what can he do with only a notebook made for submission and a couple hours? still, he tries to manage.

the final straw however, is when the professor takes off his glasses in frustration and huffs out an order for peter to work on his "chicken scratch". that's when peter's ego takes a hit, and he snatches back the paper to look at it. what makes things worse is that the professor is right. peter's handwriting looks absolutely shaky and unintelligible, as if he were a baby learning how to write all over again.

he has to do something about it.

"peter? peter!" lucy snaps her fingers in front of him. he blinks, once, twice, and shakes his head.

"what?" lucy rolls her eyes, and nods to their sister.

"i don't like that look on your face, it's the face you make when you're planning something utterly ridiculous," susan comments with a squint. peter waves her off.

"it's nothing, don't worry about it." edmund snorts, keeping his eyes trained on the page of his art history book. "well now she definitely is going to."

later that week, susan has to be physically restrained by edmund and lucy.

turns out, most feathers found on the ground are crushed beyond repair underneath the footsteps of everyday people. so, in order to fetch proper quills, peter performs the ultimate sacrifice for himself and his siblings...

and lunges after a bird.

#i'd like to think it was a valiant battle between peter and the bird #if any of you play legend of zelda. peter and the bird is like link and the cucco LMFAOOO #the best part is susan can't even explain the situation to the parents #mum: peter attacked... a bird #susan: stop making me sound like i'm the crazy one here ITS TRUE ask the others #edmund pays lucy to deny susan's story just for shits and giggles #i love chaotic siblings #tcon #tcon headcanons #tcon imagines #the chronicles of narnia #chronicles of narnia #narnia #narnia headcanons #narnia imagines #pevensie headcanons #peter pevensie #lucy pevensie #susan pevensie #edmund pevensie

[cynicalmusings]

actually i think it is factual information that characters who i) have suffered tremendously but are still kind despite it, and ii) have immense power but are still gentle, are the most attractive characters ever

#sorry i’m having a bit of a jing yuan (and xiao) moment #when he defeats cirrus? his little bird kiss in his light cone art? #he is so powerful but so humble and his gentleness of character can be seen through the way little critters flock to him? #xiao who has been suffering for literal millennia and yet helps a little ghost girl stay safe? returns a doll to a child who lost it? #????? #i don’t know what else i can say except for the fact that their hearts are beautiful #and i’m aware that sounds disgustingly sappy but it’s true #(on another note it’s crazy to think xiao is older than jing yuan… assuming that the length of a year is equal in teyvat & on the luofu)

[nanamikentoseyebags]

i feel like a part of me is slipping away with him. my soul aches as it's being torn apart. i saw the reflection of myself in him. i saw my tiny little self i was so scared to show to this cruel world in him. i saw comfort i was seeking so badly.

#i don't even care if i sound pathetic or crazy #i just got hit right into the stomach by gege himself #i'm literally howling here #somewhere deep within myself i hope it all is not true #but if it's #i lost my best imaginary friend right now #julie babbles #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #jjk spoilers

[subparticlesupercollider]

there’s something so alluring about the idea of living in a perpetual horror movie to me. like a time loop. specifically a paranormal one where you could never make it out alive. in the same sense of “heaven is a place where nothing really happens” (from the talking heads song Heaven), being trapped in a story where there’s only one ending and you suffer through whatever horrors are laid out for you (but they are laid out exactly as they are and always will be, and they are laid out for YOU) sounds like. morbidly peaceful. no need to worry what happens next, you already know. and you’ve done it a hundred times. of course you’re in pain but it’s intimately familiar and maybe you don’t even register your suffering anymore. and you’re not preoccupied by your performance in this dance anymore either— it feels like whatever you do, the same events occur, but you’re an actor in a story and you never had free will to begin with. anyways. it just sounds kind of nice 👍

#^voice of a guy who would be fine if he was trapped in a time loop bc he puts so much value and emphasis into the mundane #cro talks #it’s late but i’ve been thinking about this for like a week now. am i insane or is this like. even mildly relatable #also to expand on that talking heads lyrics— it just makes me sad to think about. the idea of a perfect place being completely uneventful— #and just the same few experiences over and over again exactly the same? i mean like. true. tbh #sad not in the sense that i’d hate that if it happened to me but overcome with jealousy and desperation #this is where arguments of free will vs predetermination really get to me. i DO believe in free will. but is it so bad to wish for — #predetermination instead? take your hands off the wheel and do whatever you want. everything will happen as it always would have. #anyways #feeling normal about this. feeling regular #please let me know if this sounds crazy i’d like to know. not that i care i’m just curious #horror

[saeraas]

they let you get gbvsr dlc to change the announcer to any of the characters, and most are normal but then there's belial, who gives everyone two special nicknames and this is to basically say i was not prepared for hearing him call eustace "cocked and loaded"

#the other name was armed agent for eustace #should i not be shocked? yes but still i thought they were lying until i checked it out #other notable nicknames are: #he calls uno ''the faker'' which is ??? i definitely missed something #six is ''edgelord'' ig he got bored thinking with him #he just steals vane's nickname for percival #he takes zooey more seriously with ''cosmic beast'' #''lamb to the slaughter'' is mean as hell for anila #calling vira a ''crazy cat lady'' after calling katalina ''no fun allowed'' is something #cags is ''red alert'' because she's always a threat 💯 #interestingly he says ''i'll destroy you'' for avatar belial but it just sounds like he's lost control more than anything ofc #bubs is the reverse where he calls everyone mayfly except like 7 people and calls himself the one true king lmao #gbf #gbvsr #granblue fantasy #he kinda peaked at eustace none of the others were that wild

[albino-parakeet]

The idea of "Hikaru" making infrasounds while being all devouring (or hell just existing in the same space) is haunting me, especially after reading the newest chapter.

(Adding a cut even tho its not a very long post just cause)

Its known as like the "fear" or "ghost" frequency and the kind of possible effects Infrasounds can have on people is fitting, so it wouldn't be TOO out of place if that just happens. I mean sound is already kind of a significant part in hgsn's story so why not lol.

I'm a dino nerd so my go to example for it is this since it's more audible lol. (Headphones recommended)

More rambling in the tags

#the summer hikaru died #hikaru ga shinda natsu spoilers #hgsn spoilers #I bring a “damn wouldn't it be crazy if this was a thing” to the hgsn tag and no real analysis rip #I ain't super knowledgeable about the sciences behind sound waves and frequency. I just think they're neat. #Rip Yoshiki's already messed up inner ear if true. Gets car sick AND has a infrasound generator following him. #Guy can't catch a break. #i'm just rambling

[ballerinalouis]

all that's known! In History, in Science, overthrown at school, at home, by blind men. You doubt them and soon they bark and hound you! Til everything u say is just another bad about you. All they say is trust in what is written. Wars are made and somehow that is wisdom!! Thought is suspect! and money is their idol! and nothing is okay unless it's scripted in their bible..... if u even care....

#btw IM CALLING! to know the worlds true yearning: the hunger that a child feels for everything theyre shown #i cant listen to spring awakening bc it literally hypnotizes me #how does it sound like that #lyrics go crazy on every track like damn #spring awakening #i think i might read the play

[roguelemon]

Lute obviously doesn’t like the idea of sinners being redeemed. (Source: all her dialogue referring to sinners, ever). But what if, in trying to turn heaven towards her ideals to gain more power, she uses the fact that redemption is possible to blame Sera for Adam’s death, then slowly changes the ideals she speaks of to fit her original violent nature with the ‘winners’ of heaven not even realising they’ve been conned into thinking something completely opposite to the original.

Lute and Adam are clearly meant to depict the more violent and prejudiced side of Christianity ( with Sera being more ignorant and stuck in her ways than actually ‘evil’, like your grandma that still says slurs because she thinks its okay) so why not go the whole way and have Lute as a cult leader type character. Using Adam as her martyr and Sera as her focal point for blame she could get a large following.

For a more in depth look, it could go something like this:

Lute finds out about Pentious, realises that she’s got barely any exterminators left to lead and that if this gets out the winners and probably some of the heaven born would want to help more people get up (i think its cannon that they don’t remember anyone from earth that went to hell, but imagine if someone were to remember Pentious and convince others that there were people in hell that they knew and loved, just didn’t remember).

She knows she can’t just straight up target Pentious, as people admire him for rising. Lute goes for the next best thing, Sera, blaming her for Adams death. With the right words the angels in the courtroom may back her up despite what she says. If Lute pretends to repent for all the killing because it wasn’t necessary she could drag people in VERY quickly with pity points from being ‘used’ by Sera. Since she lied to Emily it’s entirely possible that at this point Emily would be super on Lute’s side.

From here, Lute can start to introduce the idea that while sinners can be redeemed, the hellborn are still dangerous. After all, it’s the influence of the hellborn that keeps sinners from the path of good, right? Exterminations start again, this time ONLY for the hellborn, flipping over the deal with Lucifer entirely so the exterminators have to take on a more stealthy approach. Revenge for Adam they all stick by, and they still think that by killing overlords that they’re going to help redeem the sinners.

Emily saw how Angel was treated by Valentino so it’s entirely possible that she’d, while not a fan of the violence still agree with the main message and fall down the same path as Sera (Killing THEM protects US).

Lute can then slowly go down the line as time goes on of, not just hellborn, but also very powerful sinners, but also all sinners close to overlords ect.

If she does it right, Lute can end up with the say in who dies and who doesn’t, who has the potential for redemption and who needs to die. (This is where i see Emily falling out and suspecting that Lute doesn’t actually want the sinners to be redeemed)

Anything Sera says is the opposite of what they need to do, if she preaches non-violence to make up for her errors the irony of Lute continuing to be violent after condemning Sera for it will be completely lost and they’ll blindly follow.

Lucifer gets to intercept at times but would he find it in him to kill angels who think that they’re HELPING the redemption effort?

Lute comes off as a character who is as clever as she is tough and after losing to Vaggie in a fight she’d be inclined to take a different option.

Eventually, Lute being shunned by others in heaven would be POETIC after what she did to Vaggie, so ending this plot point with the angels finding their way through her manipulation rather than a blunt murder is how i envision it. Of course it could be a range of factors that dissolve her following.

I don’t have any hope that this would actually happen in the show due to the complexity and I’ve not even mentioned how Lilith/Eve could fit into this, I haven’t even been specific about how Lute would treat the Hotel (a multitude of different, branching points there). I think this is good purely because many people have pointed out how Lucifer seemed unbothered during the finale and fighting misinformation is significantly harder than fighting in the physical sense so the hotel would lose some of its OP standing. Similar to how Alastor got beat up in the finale so the audience don’t view him as a catch all shield for the hotel.

(If anyone writes this or anything similar as a fic/ comic PLEASE tag me. I love braindumps but forming coherent and creatively adequate works takes more time and energy than i have in me)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin hotel theory #hazbin hotel emily #hazbin hotel sera #playing Barbie dress up in my head of all the symbolism you could put on lute as she goes from warrior to leader #hell even change her name since lute is just lieutenant #i didnt get that for ages because in the UK its pronounced Left Tennant so they sound nothing alike #but yeah true crime gals with a specialty in cults please go crazy with this I’ve dabbled in cults but the fixation was only a few weeks #a cult that doesn’t end in suicide? shocker (or maybe it does…..)

[achillvs]

i think i need bts again.

#for years ive been firm of the opinion and the feeling #that bts find you when u need them most #and that was so true for me in 2016 #all the way until 2020 ish #i needed them to hold my hand while i was growing up bc no one else would #and then i healed a bit and they did too #i got busy and so did they #and now im 26 and im a graduated artist with an office job #idk how to find the drive to make art. #i dont have inspiration or motivation #i need to do it but idk how #making art with bts was So easy #literal 7 muses with you at all times #i took a walk for the first time in forever #just 20 minutes to pick up a package #golden hour light #jimin's like crazy came on shuffle which is the first time i heard any of their voices in months #and i saw an art piece in my head #and then outro wings came on too #and idk #it was light and it was colors and sound and heart #i think now i need them to hold my hand again but as artists #i think if i listened to paradise or black swan rn it would break me #but maybe thats what i need #shut up matt #bts

[slythereen]

you know I sometimes wish charles adopted a little bit of max attitude with the media and and public

I just feel like he gives too much of himself and they always saying horrible things about him

maybe I wish he step back a little

Maybe more like kimi, just communicating the basic.

Even the way he talks after race, always making sure to praise carlos and ferrari and say good things. We don't see max doing this with checo, he's just don't give a shit!

And I have the impression ferrari and Carlos don't have the same energy with him, so why he keeps giving?

charles is a better person than me for sure. like, sometimes i'm astonished we're the same age (well, he's turning 26 soon so he's more like a year older) because i would not even PRETEND to have that much grace and self-control. i would LOVE to see more sassy charles in the media and it would warm my soul to see him taking some pointers from max "he's got a lot of personality but personality is what keeps this sport interesting" verstappen.

unfortunately i just don't think charles is... like that? aside from the insane PR training they put him through, he's also just genuinely really nice. i definitely think his "media image" is nicer than he actually is at heart, but tbh i'm not sure how much evil villain era he's got in him, you know? it's what i like about him, as much it makes me SO sad when i see him treated like this by the media and ferrari and That Man.

i also think that charles (with all that PR training) knows what he's doing, too. like. being so sweet and kind is clearly natural to him, but it's also one of his major selling points and what makes him so lovable to many in this sport. he knows, optics wise, that (even when ferrari wrongs him) never speaking an ill word about them in public goes a long way with sponsors and fans, probably. i think it's probably 85% genuine all-consuming love and 15% clever marketing strategy that keeps him from acting out more.

still. every day i wish to see him go feral on main. it would be amazing, and i would love him for it, but i love him a lot precisely because he probably won't.

#charles leclerc #sometimes we just need nice people in the word #and terrible people like me who will root for them having evil moments anyway #obligatory note that i do think charles is much more than his Soft Nice Angel persna #i think he has a crazy demon streak in there #buried under pr training and like being a good person #and i love when he shows glimmers of it #but i also think he just isnt gonna give us that longed for true villain mode yaknow #blessing and a curse #i agree btw that ferrari doesnt fuckin deserve him being so kind to them #when they are Like This #honestly the kimi approach of not directly rude but not going above and beyond? #sounds sort of optimal #good idea anon good idea #f1 #*delphi

[opens-up-4-nobody]

I don't care if no one else wants it but please talk about naruto from a cardassian perspective. u are so right about Jiraiya and Curzon

Okay. So cardassian literature according to Garak is full of repetitive cycles, they see an elegance in it. In these stories, a cardassian devotes themself to the state, grows old and dies, and the next generation does the same thing. Naruto is also a story of cycles. Cycles of souls (the alien bros i cant remember the names of, hashirama & madara, naruto & sasuke), recycled situations (2 boys and 1 girl teams over and over and over, hashirama as naruto, yahiko as naruto, obito as naruto, naruto as naruto), war after war after war. It's all a cycle of violence and devotion to the state of Konoha. And that's a bad thing. It should be a bad thing. Except it's not because the cycle is never actually broken. Naruto devotes himself to the state and says he'll change things but they don't really change and the next generation carries on the fighting. So, I think cardassians would like naruto as a story. Except they'd probably like itachi, kakashi, and danzo because of their level of unhinged devotion (because theyre all fucking brainwashed... well danzo might just be fucked up but the othet 2: brainwashed). Tldr: Naruto to me is a work of cardassian literature because kishimoto made everyone a fucking insane nationalist trained in ninja murder and never broke the cycle of violence

#multiple times ive talked to ppl abt the cycles in naruto and everytime im like. the cycles r thr point. its cardassian literature except #i dont say that bc it sounds crazy. but its true. god i fucking love the cardassians tho. theyre my favorite star trek race #their society is so fucked up... u coukd make thr case that garak was trained in ninja. i mean hes a spy but he coukd b a ninja #naruto and star trek. my favorites. i made up a naruto star trek au once... i think it was naruto and sasuke as trill? #anyway thanks for indulging me lol #naruto ramblings #star trek ramblings

[usareiis]

Twitter getting obsessed with conspiracy theories about where redacted is makes me feel so fucking terrible when there is so much worse going on that people are literally begging you to pay attention to but instead you want to focus on scenarios you made up in your head and play true crime detective

#i saw five hundred women tweeting things like i am going to sound soo crazy at work talking about this 🤣🤣 #you need to get the fuck off of twitter number one #ik i sound like i am on twitter too much but i genuinely have just been clicking on what's trending these past few days i have been sick #and its like yes the royal family sucks for five thousand reasons but there are actual atrocities happening right in front of our eyes #that are not a fucking mystery and you guys would rather think of literally anything else #based off of nothing. like i have been a billion tweets the past few days confidently listing off scenarios they know have happened to her #like yay you're so true crime you figured it out and its not even like these people care about women's well being either bc i saw all... #...kinds of nasty shit said about her when she said she was sick in the first place and all kinds of bad comments about how sick pregnancy. #...makes her feel so obviously on the most basic level you don't care about women to act like you now have a narrative from a true crime... #...podcast to project to someone. like you guys will get so distracted by anything #don't get me started on the oscars #everything feels so fucking bleak lately i also don't know how stuff like the election doesn't make everyone feel like they're losing it #like yeah the guy in the movie that's supposed to be about being a girl sang a little song does no one realize how all they're talking... #...about is the guy yet #wait no they're more worried about a bad photoshop than the massive amount of pictures of dead people my bad