#terrible show ending is terrible

[martianbugsbunny]

Me when Loki is alone and Mobius is heartbroken but Loki served the most cunt he could possibly have served in the process

#loki #loki show #loki series #loki season 2 #loki finale #guys I should be in bed rn why am I still doing this #I shouldn't have watched it before i went to bed!!! what is wrong with me!!! ! the show has taken my brain cells away!!! #lokius #mobius #come on!!! #he doesn't get to have such a terrible tragic ending while SERVING so that's not how this works!!! #and for Pete's sake give him back his man!!!! #I'm having a BREAKDOWN!!!! #no sleep for martian tonight!!!!

[mistyheartrbs]

there goes the last great american dynasty

#riverdale #it's been a good ride (six years) (roberto aguirre sacasa's two-decade longcon to turn archie comics gay) #genuinely going to miss this show. end of an era #natsuki's terrible disco pants

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Once I was scrolling thru naruto fics and saw the tag "buisnessman!Kakashi" and all I could think about was Kakashi being a child businessman, owning all the konoha adults at doing business while wearing an oversized suit and tie. That idea is so fucking funny to me.

#obito: that kakashi! hes always showing me up by getting better deals than me >:-( #also just the idea of lil child Kakashi showing up at a business meeting and sealing the deal with an outline written in adorablly childish #handwriting. written in crayon lol #call this the naruto businessman au #every ninja is a business person and it exactly parallels canon. that is my dream #sealed inside naruto is the partial spirit of the ultimate buisnessman but its too powerful and everyones afraid #fucking hashirama's face on the wall as the company founder lmao rip madara: fuck this company ur brother embarrassed my brother so bad #at deal making that he died. im gonna tear it all down. face me hashirama! deal for deal. ill become the ultimate businessman ill control #the world and put an end to all this business! #oh got its so weird like the founders waterpark au that i also keep deep in my heart #anyway this is weird wtf am i doing. procrastinating and its like almost 11 i should keep writing or go to sleep lol #but wait: 10 years ago the spirit of a ferral businessman was unleashed upon this building. there was no stopping him. his charisma was #unmatched. his expense reports! his terrible otherworldly expense reports! he was too efficient! he fired half the staff! the spirit of #that buisnessman is sealed inside of u naruto. thats why theyre so afraid of u. and then cut to naruto in an oversized buisness suit #looking shocked. aw iruka as a daycare working. cute #anyway this is fucking dystopian lol #unrelated #naruto ramblings

[chrliekclly]

them: “get off my back u frigid bitch” “its always an awful idea to have u here”

me: theyre n love :)

#waitress: i dont like ur sister. shes a terrible person. shes a bitch and shes ugly and i didnt want her on th team #me: aawwwww <333333 #shit talking her as much as possible b4 defending her honor lest u appear too fond? i see u ;) #deetress #the gang goes bowling #sunny spoilers #ramblings #s16 #i wish they had kept th lil bit @ th end where they had th waitress offer dee some fries tho #i thnk th waitress holding out fries to dee is th moment tht stuck n my head th most out of everything working on this season #and then it wasnt evn there lmfaooo #now realizing bOTH seasons th moments i remembered th most on set were deetress moments and then BOTH seasons they were diff in th show #they hurt me. they hurt me continuously. im weak

[tennant-davids]

"why did they cut xyz..." sure yes definitely sometimes, but i would have actually begged them to take this one back if they'd left it in

#easy to say in hindsight knowing who they ended up writing him to be and how arian plays him #but they weren't writing a dad there is enough in the dialogue to show that #imagine them actually trying to tie him down with kids terrible awful idea #succession #stewy hosseini #succession scripts #.txt #*scripts

[elderwisp]

◁ || ▷ now playing

Icarus: You mind?

Frances: Nope. I’m pretty sure my whole friend group has a nicotine addiction.

Icarus: I’m trying to quit.

Frances: Ah, see, that’s what they all say.

Icarus: [ snorts ]

-

Icarus: Hey, are you doing alright? You’ve been a bit quiet all night. Frances? Woah- [ whispers ] We really shouldn’t.

Frances: No, yeah. Totally. We should go now. [ clears throat ] I have some things I need to take care of in the morning anyways.

#me after they kiss once but it ends terribly: a win is a win #deleted scene: the motorcycle ride back LMAOOO #tessellate #sims 4 story #show us your story

[imminent-danger-came]

I think people are just simply not ready for the truth that you can "tell" visually and "show" with dialogue

#losing my mind #in hell. in hell forever #torment nexus #imp tag #imp's a little feisty #''show and don't tell' is just one of those buzz-phrases of criticism #like. aughghghghghghg #15 years off of my life from that one youtube video #THIS IS WHY I DON'T WATCH YOUTUBE ANALYSIS/ESSAYS. IT'S ALL TERRIBLE (or what I end up seeing anyways) #I trust none of your opinions on storytelling. Get away from me #''5x08 was tonally inconsistent'' WHO ARE YOU. GET AWAY

[lovvedaggers]

How was the zombie show the one to give me a carefully crafted slow burn and a happy ending

#in a world where every show i love has a terrible ending FINALLY A WIN #rick x michonne #richonne #twd towl

[fromtheseventhhell]

It's crazy that people still uphold show!Sansa as a well-written character and pretend that liking her is the pinnacle of feminism when it would be infinitely more impactful to acknowledge her terrible and misogynistic writing. This is the same character who, while written by two men, was thankful for the abuse she suffered because it allowed her to grow. The same character who we had to be told was smart because the writers were too lazy to develop or show her intelligence. The same character who had to rely heavily on the men surrounding her and ended up accomplishing nothing on her own merit ( and no, thinking that she deserved to be Queen doesn't mean that she earned it). She is not well-written, she is not complex, and she is not a feminist character. Which is fine! If you enjoy her then good on you, but please stop pretending that she's something she isn't just because you feel the need to justify liking her character

#anti got #anti d&d #anti show sansa #anti sansa stans #like literally one of the worst written characters on that show because they tried so hard to make her the most important #while being entirely incompetent and their only method of doing so was to steal from other characters which ruined the plot #the only arguable achievement was defeating LF but even then it's written in the script that she had to go to Bran to explain things #/she rallied the Vale army!/ no she didn't 😭 she wrote a letter to LF and he did everything. instead of showing her arc in the Vale and #her learning about politics to rally them herself they took the quickest route to give her a /badass/ savior scene #which only ended up making her look selfish + power-hungry for putting her brothers' lives at risk for not telling anybody about said lette #and idiotic in the aftermath after relying once again on LF even though he was very obviously manipulating her #/pawn to player/ sounds catchy on paper but without seeing that growth/development it doesn't work #Arya was terribly written but at least we /saw/ her training in a way we never did with Sansa #and people try to apply this same logic to the books and think she's gonna suddenly spring forth as a political mastermind #when that's not how George writes...we see characters develop and make mistakes on page and get actual earned growth #feminism isn't defending the writing of two men who gave her a rape plot not in the books because they thought it was /interesting/ #when the only aspect of that plot they adapted was a woman suffering abuse :/ #and as per usual with stansas their only /evidence/ of her being well-written is accusing you of being misogynistic if you don't like her

[poke-is-a-dork]

Bad ending

#my art #smile for me #smile for me game #kamal bora #Replayed the game recently cause my switch version arrived! #Made the terrible decision to do the bad ending after getting the good one twice and I FULLY FORGOT Kamal showed up in that one #Let me tell you the visual of him standing so far away staring at you after you just exploded Habit is NEVER going to stop haunting me #I will be on my death bed and in my dying old lady voice I will croak out ‘my bad Kamal’ before leaving this mortal plane

[blehhmm]

*watching the summer I turned pretty*

Damian (obviously very frustrated about everything): I SWEAR I'M GONNA BEAT THEM WITH A STICK

Jason *walking by*: That's so the biologist of you

#dc #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #robin damian #robin #mentioned the summer I turned pretty I guess #I hate watch that show #based on real events #also known as my sister and I #she had recently read annihilation #I was Damian in this situation #she said it was a compliment to be compared to the biologist #jason peter todd #Damian also hate watches the show #Dick was watching it while Damian was in the general area and now he's invested #like its terrible its horrible but he's gotta know how it ends #batfamily #batfam #batman

[recklessfiction]

There are two wizards, brothers. One lives on the top of a mountain, the other on the top floor of a skyscraper, a tower. They don't speak, there is resentment there. Until one day the wizard in the tower commissions his brother to create a relic, a skull he needs for a ritual he plans to perform. The wizard on the mountain agrees.

The skull is delivered to the cabin on the mountain by men in suits and sunglasses. The wizard takes it and tells them to return in three days. Over those days, the wizard works, carving hymns into the inside of the skull, chiseling runes into the bone and painting it with black ink. It is a beautiful thing, when it is finished, a lovely piece of art and a job well done.

The men return, pleased by the look of the thing, even though they do not know what the sigils mean, or in what languages the songs are written. There is a foul air of unearned arrogance about them. They pass along a briefcase full of money. Significantly less than what was agreed upon.

"You'll take it and like it, old man." One of the men says, foolish.

The wizard on the mountain takes the money and stays silent. Only passing a thumb over the brow of the skull, smudging it with gold paint. He says one word to it, before passing it over to the men who place it in a velvet lined box and bring it out to the car. The Wizard grins as he watches them go, teeth sharp.

The car makes it halfway down the mountain before the box begins to shake. Within it, the skull has already begun to reform its tissue, muscle and fat.

"What the fuck is going on back there?" the driver calls.

The box explodes.

Bone stretches and cracks, growing into spine and arm and shoulder held by bleeding wet muscle and flesh. There is screaming from the men in the back as blood and fat explodes from the growing body onto their clothes.

"What the fuck-!?"

"Stop the car!"

A panicked arm shoots out for the steering wheel from behind and in a craze, the driver swerves, slamming into a tree on the side of the road. The horn drones into the night, joined, at first by two screams and soon three.

The skull had grown its lungs and vocal chords.

The two surviving men in suits (the driver died on impact) clamber out of the car, white shirts soaked with blood and fluids. They scream and cry out for help until they see lights coming down the road. They wave their arms, shouting their horror and "pull over, please! Pull over!"

The car pulls off the road, an old blue pickup truck. The door opens and a figure steps out. The faces of the men fall.

"please."

BANG

One gunshot

BANG

and another

Now only one voice screams in the darkness and the Wizard on the Mountain picks his way through the bodies and debris of the crashed car towards the sound. He crouches low and pulls the once corpse-then skull-now body out from beneath the wreckage.

He drops the body into the bed of the truck before climbing into the cab. The soft start and sudden jolt makes the corpse's breath hitch and as the truck trundles back up the road to the top of the mountain, it's screams turn to quiet gasps and whimpers. The rain starts about then and its painful on the corpse's new skin. It can hear the sound of a radio from inside the truck. It can also feel the heaviness of a heart that had not been there a half hour ago, and something itches inside its head.

The car stops once they reach the cabin. When the Wizard comes around and lays a hand on it's ankle, the corpse tenses, and rightly so as it is pulled off the bed and onto the wet ground. The wizard drags it through the mud towards a small shed beside the house.

"The axe'll be easiest. You won't feel a thing."

The corpse kicks out, immediately understanding the words the Wizard says to it. Alas, it is weak and newly born, there is nothing it can do as it is brought before a large stump. It's leg is dropped as the Wizard goes to collect the axe and the corpse wastes no time in beginning it's escape, not that it gets very far.

"Ah," a sharp sound from behind, "where do you think you're goin'?"

A large arm hauls the corpse up, not gentle but not needlessly violent. Like pulling the leash on a big dog.

"Come on, don't make this difficult."

"No," the corpse croaked, squirming in the Wizard's grasp, "no."

"You got to see the stars, feel the rain, breathe," the shed was getting nearer again and the corpse felt its horrible, horrible heart slam against its chest, "What more could a dead man want?"

More. Everything. Anything more. Adrenaline coursed through new veins and it felt, to the corpse, like its body was on fire. It clawed at the skin that held it, not knowing the strength it had. Its teeth sunk into muscle and the Wizard, for all his great size, shouted out, dropping the corpse like a hot loaf tin.

The corpse moved, pushing itself up onto unsteady legs and running towards the light of the house. The Wizard's grin had turned to a snarl now as blood trickled down his arm and neck. Fingers curled around the axe handle and he pulled the blade from the block of wood before following the skull to the house.

"Fucking bodies. More trouble than they're worth."

This is an introduction to a story I'm currently working on called Freakdom. The aesthetic is based heavily on death metal and heavy metal music and art, movies like Mandy, Hellraiser, The Void, etc, and so far it's pretty cool! The resurrected skull is named Lazarus (appropriately) but I haven't gotten names for the Wizards yet. I'm having fun though!

#my writing #this is just a summary of the beginning #I have more thoughts and ideas written down but I wanted to show you guys my idea! #there WILL be a big wizard battle #the wizards ARE hot and neutral evil #the skull IS desperately sought after by the Wizards for different reasons #the skull CAN bring about the end of the world and has terrible visions of evil demons

[peregrintook]

“True creation requires… sacrifice.”

#rop #rings of power #tropedit #ropedit #tropgifs #ropgifs #lotr on prime #elrond #durin #mithril #i couldn't help but wonder what Elrond was thinking about there #to have to sacrifice this incredibly meaningful gift from his dearest friend #to save his people from a terrible doom #it can't have been easy #i'm glad they showed him hesitating even if only for a second #just to show how much this meant to him #i'm glad he gets to wear the ring in the end #eventually #so he does keep it #in a way #mine #my gifs

[happypeachsludgeflower]

I decided there was no such thing as “too soon” when it comes to rewatching Heaven Official’s Blessing and lemme tell ya. The show is, impossibly, better now that I already know what’s going on.

#fu yao and nan feng are even more hilarious when I am now completely aware they are dumbasses with terrible disguises #like yea I was suspicious when I first watched the show because yea.. but I kinda assumed it was just bad character design #but now?? knowing it’s just feng xin and mu qing being stupid?? my sides are splitting #and the scene at the end of ep 1 where hua cheng tells the backstory of Xie Lian is beautiful with the pre knowledge of their history #i just love them so much #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #mxtx tgcf #tgcf donghua #fengqing

[miekasa]

worst tropes

men dating women in the same career/field as them an get silent/bitter because she's having a big moment/is more accomplished than him

men dating women in time-demanding careers and then are upset that their careers demand their time

men with podcasts

men dating independent/emotionally unavailable women and then are upset that they are independent/emotionally unavailable

men who can't drive

best tropes

friends to lovers

men who can drive

love on purpose, love that's intentional, love that's not rotten work because it's you

#mie.txt #been watching two shows back to back where the female lead is not only insufferable but so is her choice in men #as are all the other side characters' boyfriends #its crazy to see just how terrible a man's influence on writing women is #bc it's not even in women its in how they take back men that are the worst that are bad for them #and how hes always forgiven and grows but she doesnt #im not usually a movie watcher either but ive been using them to time my studying and GOD male directors are the worst too? #its so strange to think about because yeah men as a class are so intentionally sinister when theyre in power #but also so blissfully unaware when theyre subject to the influence of those in power that they end up (accidentally?) gaslighting everyone #else around them #idk idk idk idk idk #idk boys in real life can be and are so cute when theyre in love #theyre so so so cute #so why is that so hard to translate on screen #or like... why the unwillingness to do so???? #anyway...... hiiiiii im finished w my semester does anyone wanna talk about levi and gojo 😁😁

[thedarknessoftheendlessmaze]

Ten years later, and I’m still upset that they killed Neal in ouat

#like…. even without the swanfire of it all #terrible decision!!! #I’ve said it all before. but like. #rumple needed Neal there for his own story line #Neal connected the charmings and the golds in the story #and even if they want to go cs (a bad decision) #Neal didnt need to die for it! #they really kind of rub it in the audience’s face and show that he’s dead and not coming back #with naming the baby Neal. the grave visit. #AND RUMPLE DECIDING THAT IT MAKES SENSE TO LET NEAL ‘DIE A HERO’ #SO HE JUST ERASES HIS MEMORY OF IT #rumple would never #and it was such a pointless death too!! Neal dying didn’t really help the heroes out much in the end #mine #ouat #nealfire #tag meta #yes. I am rewatching ouat. tysm for asking