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dyke-a-saur · 4 months
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Listening to Anywhere But Here>>>>
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actually, medical gaslighting is when you’re stuck in the hospital and a nurse comes in and says “okay we’re just gonna run this one test and talk to the doctors and then we can probably discharge you in about ten minutes, okay?” and they do the test and they leave and then about FOUR HOURS LATER the nurse comes in and repeats the exact same pantomime and this goes on for about 3 days and every single day they tell you you’ll almost definitely be allowed to leave that night but you stay there anyway and never once does anyone tell you what was wrong with all the other damn tests they just ran and why those weren’t good enough to let you leave.
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delphis-oracle · 1 year
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porque tanto odio a los gerundios acaso nunca se han encontrado habiendo leyendo??
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absentmoon · 1 year
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meow meow
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crow-with-a-knife · 10 months
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CROW?!?!?! YOU'RE SEEING FALL OUT BOY LIVE WITH YOUR OWN EYES IN THEIR PHYSICAL FORM WHILE ON THIS EARTH? ARE YOU REAAAALLLY SEEING THEM IN CONCERT? CROW DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART RIGHT NOW, TWT OMG OMG OMG
*sorry I love them so much and got so excited to know you're seeing them live oMG!!!!
IM NOT ENTIRELY SURE YET I HAVE TO WORK OUT ALL THE DETAILS STILL BUT I WILL HOPEFULLY BE SEEING THEM YES THAT IS THE PLAN!! IF I AM ABLE TO GO I WILL MAKE SURE MY SCREAMING DOES YOU JUSTICE!!
(no need to be sorry i adore hearing you speak!)
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countthestarss · 6 months
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honestly unsure how i survived so long living places that aren’t LA. i love being able to just go to the beach whenever i want & get good food & enjoy the sun & relax because i am home & at peace. this is where i belong
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moththegremlinchild · 8 months
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does your life ever go immediately downhill once the school year starts
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nekoma-not-lee · 2 years
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I’m dyingggggggg-
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dilfl0v3rss · 10 months
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How would piss ony off for him to do this?
https://twitter.com/shefreakyyasf/status/1676278422488719361?s=46&t=XNPHyJBqVLim8WnaQQHPig
ohhh maaa gawdddd😩😩😩
you gotta be doing something ridiculous for him to be fucking you like in the car like that in BROAD DAYLIGHT
“pa i wanna go homeeeee” you groaned as you watching ony roll up his window after selling to another customer. a long sigh left his mouth as he shook his head and put the money in his glovebox. you been sitting in this damn car for hours, watching your man do the same thing over and over again as he played his stupid drill music throughout the vehicle. “mama whas wrong now” he mumbled, giving you a bored expression as he looked you up and down in your pretty outfit. a smirk grew on his face as he thought unholy scenarios about what he’d do to you in the backseat with that skimpy thing on. “y’look sexy baby. give daddy a kiss”
a mean mug quickly grew on your face. this man just completely ignored your complaint and threw his head straight into the gutter. this that shit you be talking about, him not listening when you need him to, but always expecting you to do so when he wants you to. “no nigga i wanna go the fuck home” you said. your words didn’t really bother him that much, besides the cursing. ony was in a good mood today, he made a lot of money and planned to spend it all on you later despite your attitude. “aye aye…be nice” he mumbled, moving his head over the center console to give you a kiss.
once again this man didn’t give you the reaction you wanted, so you pushed your luck. before he got too close you decided that it’d be okay to take your hand and mush it across his cheek. ony seen it coming though so he moved back, but your long stiletto nails still grazed his cheek, making a small scratch appear on his upper cheek. fear quickly ran through your bones as you watched your boyfriend lightly tap the scratch on his face, a small drop of blood sitting on his finger as he picked his head up and looked straight at you. “b-baby i-” “get in the fucking back”
this was the one time in your life where you felt like you deserved what was happening to you. back arched deep into the cousin of his seats as your angry boyfriend fucked you with anger in the backseat. his big hand wrapped around your ankle to keep you from running as he let you cry out many apologies and promises. “daddy m’sorryyyyy” you whined, your arm stretching towards the door to try to pull yourself away from his brutal thrusts. “w-won’t do it again i swearrrr” ony scoffed, fucking you so hard that you couldn’t even keep your arm up. too fucked out to even remember that you were trying to run. “fuck up….puttin y’fuckin hands on me, you crazy or sum?”
his thrusts deepened, making a scream erupt from your throat as you quickly laid your hand on top of his. your hand shook, the repeated tapping of your skin on his making ony look down towards your tore up state. “what? you tappin?” he said, his voice deep and angry as he didn’t stop or slow his trusts. you nodded your head quickly, lifting it from the seat so you can speak. drool and tears fell from your glossy lips as you took deep breaths of air as if you were suffocating. “i know i was wrong daddy, but…..but i really can’t t-take itttt” ony slid his hand up and down your back, keeping his voice soft as he spit his mean words at you. “awww mama…i really don’t give a fuck” he roughly pushed you down, holding the back of your neck as he pushed you down into the cushion.
“you gon take this fucking dick until daddy say you done aight? ion play that shit and ima make sure it don’t happen ever again”
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mellotronmkll · 9 months
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CLIMBING UP ON SOLSBURY HILL I COULD SEE THE CITY LIGHTS WIND WAS BLOWING TIME STOOD STILL EAGLE FLEW OUT OF THE NIGHT HE WAS SOMERHING TO OBSERVE CAME IN CLOSE IIII HEARD A VOICE STANDING STRETCHING EVERY NERVE I HAD TO LISTEN I HAD NO CHOICE I DID NOT BELIEVE THE INFORMATION JUST HAD TO TRUST IMAGINATION MY HEART GOING BOOM BOOM BOOM SON! HE SAID! GRAB YOUR THINGS IVE COME TO TAKE YOU HOME 😭😭😭😭 TO KEEP IN SILENCE I RESIGNED MY FRIENDS WOULD THINK I WAS A NUT TURNING WATER INTO WINE OPENED DOORS WOULD SOON BE SHUT SO I WENT FROM DAY TO DAY THOUGH MY LIFE WAS IN A RUT TIL I THOUGHT OF WHAT ID SAY .. WHICH CONNECTION I SHOULD CUT I WAS FEELING PART OF THE SCENERY I WALKED RIGHT OUT OF THE MACHINERY MY HEART GOING BOOM BOOM BOOM HEY HE SAID GRAB YOUR THINGS IVE COME TO TAKE YOU HOME HEEEEEEYYYY BACK HOMEEEEE WHEN ILLUSION SPIN HER NET IM NEVER WHERE I WANNA BE AND LIBERTY SHE PIROUETTE WHEN I THINK THAT I AM FREE WATCHED BY EMPTY SILLHOUETTEs WHO CLOSE THEIR EYES BUT STILL CAN SEE NO ONE TAUGHT THEM ETIQUETTE I WILL SHOW ANOTHER ME TODAY I DONT! NEED! A REPLACEMENT! ILL TELL THEM WHAT THE SMILE ON MY FACE MEANT MY HEART GOING BOOM BOOM BOOM HEY!!!! I SAID YOU CAN KEEP MY THINGS THEYVE COME TO TAKE ME HOME!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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sorrowfulrosebud · 9 months
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Imagine being werewolf Katsuki’s mate during his heat rut but still having to go to work. Of course you love your mate and want to help him in this vulnerable state, but you also need to buy him stuff, especially if his rut comes out of nowhere.
For 4-7 days every 4 months, Katsuki can’t keep his hands off you; whimpering and growling possessively every time you have to leave his den, licking your neck and of course trying to sink into every wet hole you have. It makes it difficult to bring him his favourite snacks and drinks, and god forbid if you forget his Yakult yoghurts.
So, when god is absent and he runs out of his favourite foods, you have to take… other measures to keep his horniness satiated.
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“Sukiiiii, I’m homeeeee!” You call into your home. Your tote bag was spilling at the seams with your mate’s snacks, your wallet crying at his expensive taste. You take your shoes and coat off before meandering upstairs to your shared bedroom.
You toss Katsuki a look as he whimpered at your entry. Currently, your precious pup was hog tied, thick leather cuffs around each limb. His red leather collar was chained to the headboard, though it did look worse for wear due to his struggling.
His teeth bit into the gag in his mouth, drool and slobber around his chin. Desperate whines left his lips, eyes surely rolling to the back of his head under the silken blindfold.
A fuck machine was plowing into his ass like no tomorrow, the small hearts from the flogger you teased him with still pink against his porcelain cheeks. The medium dildo was abusing his prostate as his moans grew louder and louder. A large cum spot soaked the sheets beneath him as the duvet stroked against his already exhausted cock.
Katsuki’s ears twitched as he turned to the door, saddened but desperate whimpers as he tried shaking the blindfold off. You strolled into the room slowly, enhancing your sounds so he understands what’s happening. The bed groaned under the weight of your added body, the hum of the fuck machine a steady rhythm.
“Aww, is my puppy done for now, hmm? Shall we take a break?” You teased, rubbing your fingers on the sensitive patch of skin above his tail. Katsuki sobbed and nodded desperately. Your hand flattened as you stroked his back lovingly.
“But you look so sweet like this, baby! Does this cock feel better than mine? Maybe I should leave you here for the entire week, hmm? I bet you would love that, wouldn’t you my puppyslut?” You murmur into his fluffy ear, kissing the soft down gently.
Katsuki shook his head hurriedly, unintelligible sobs drowned by his broken and muffled moans. The cuffs shuffled loudly as he fought to break free, the headboard starting to crack.
“Okay, pretty pup, I won’t. But you look so cute like this. My handsome mate, can you give me just one more? Then we can take a break,” you ask him softly, stroking his sweaty back. His tail sprung to life as his fingers flexed, desperate to hold you in some way.
You turned off the machine, causing Katsuki to whine at the lack of friction. With a single tap, he turned to his side, allowing you to snuggle up to him. He instantly took refuge in your neck, taking deep breaths to inhale your comforting scent. You unbuckled his gag, allowing him to stretch his aching jaw. Your hands rubbed over the flushed skin in silent apology, before skimming over his flushed abs and reaching his reddening cock.
“Hgnnn, just fuck my cock,” he whined noisily as you shushed him. You eventually found a steady pace and jerked him off, hissing as your mate bit into your neck in pure ecstasy. Carmine eyes were expanded into galaxies of black, too blissed out to care. His body burned with lust, and you were his only saviour.
“Fuck, fuck, shit! Oh fuck, I’m gonna-” he couldn’t finish his sentence as his cum absolutely ruined your jeans, rope after hot rope draining his balls as he chased his high. His tongue lolled out of his mouth, pants consuming his entire chest.
1 day down, a few more to go.
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dabuggh3 · 1 month
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ugh i need an imagine of you n hamzah at a house party and yall meet for the first time, n he's trying to spit game🫣🫣 and maybeee he takes u homeeeee 🙏🏽😫
PLEASE AND THANK YOU😖
HIIII I LOVED THIS IDEA SO MUCHH. THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING I HOPE YOU ENJOY!!😫🫶
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It’s Halloween and you get invited to a party of a close friend. You spent the whole day before trying to chose a costume and end up going with Betty boop. Not your first choice but it’s was simple so oh well.
You arrive you with a friend, then meet up with your other friends. It was a house party so things weren’t too crazy. You sit down on the couch with your friends as you catch up with what’s been going on with your lives recently. You slowly see more and more people coming in, some you recognized and some you didn’t. You decided to get yourself some food, you excuse yourself.
You’re getting yourself some food as you reach for the spoon and someone next to you bumps into you reaching for the bowl too. “ Oh shit my bad, sorry” says a tall Frankenstein with curly hair. “ Dudeeee, I’m so sorry about my friend” says a tall vampire. “ It’s okay, did you want to get some?” you say with a smile. Frankenstein stares at you, “ Oh no no it’s okay you can go first, all you” he says with a smile gesturing to the bowl. “Thank you uhhh??” “ Hamzah” “ Thanks Hamzah, here you go” you hand him the spoon. He smiles and you walk away.
You head back to your friends and finish your food. “ Do you guys want to go play beer pong” “ Yesssss” you say. You guys all walk into the next room and set up to play. You and your friends are playing, as you go to pick up your ping pong ball, someone picks it up for you. You look up and it’s Hamzah, you smile kinda blushing.
You walk back to your friends, “ who was thattttt” “ask him if he wants to play” “ he’s cutee ” they all say giggling and teasing. “ NO STOP”, you knew what was coming,“ HEYYY FRANKENSTEIN DO YOU WANNA PLAY?” Hamzah looks over at them then you, “ Yea”. “ Great you can play with y/n”, you stare at them in disbelief.
You and Hamzah set up the game refilling the cups. “How many rounds?” he asks ending the silence. “Huh!?, oh as many as you want” you say. “ How many can you handle?”, he says looking up at you, you stare at him, “ Didn’t mean for it to sound like that sorry, y/n was it?” he says chuckling. “ You’re good and yea y/n” you says laughing nervously.
You guys begin the game, and later on you win. “ AHHHHHHH” you scream in excitement with your friends. Hamzah leans on the table, head down, as Martin pats him on the back, “ bro it’s okay”. You laugh staring at him defeated, “it’s okay Frankenstein, here “ you walk over to him with open arms. He accepts the hug and you pat his back.
You and Hamzah end up talking more and sit on the couch together. You sit down and Hamzah hands you a pillow, “ for your lap, I saw you fixing your dress”. You smile ,“ so observant, thank you”. “I like your costume by the way” “Thanks me too, you don’t see too many Frankensteins” “ Yea huh, sooo do you live by here”. “Yea not too far like 15 mins, I’m close friends with the host, how about you?” “ I’m about the same, like 18 mins away from here, I was invited so I don’t really know many people but I’m glad I came” he says staring at you.
You giggle, “Is this you trying to flirt with me?” He smiles tilting his head, “If its working, yea”. “ Never thought I’d have Frankenstein flirting with me but you’re cute so I’ll let it slide” “ Yea?!” “ Yea” you smile making eye contact with him. You and Hamzah keep talking about different things, your interest, what you do as a job, your dreams, just getting to know each other.
It’s getting late now and you’re ready to go home. You call your friend that you carpooled with and she doesn’t answer and appears to have left. “ Fuck” you say as the phone call goes to voicemail. “ What’s wrong” Hamzah says. “ My friend that gave me a ride here isn’t answering her phone and I don’t see her anywhere” “ I could give you a ride if you want” “ Really!?” “ Yea, I don’t mind”
You say goodbye to your close friend and thank her for inviting you. You and Hamzah walk outside to his car and get in. As your driving Hamzah gives you the aux and you blast your music. You guys arrive to your apartment. “Thank you Hamzah” you smile at him. “ No problem” You exit his car and start walking toward your apartment but then you walk back ,” Wait I just realized we didn’t exchange contacts” “ I was just about to tell you that too” you both laugh and exchange phone numbers. “ Well thank you again,I hope we can hang out soon” “ Me too, I’ll see you soon” You walk back to your apartment and look back seeing he’s waiting for you to walk in. You wave goodbye and walk inside.
Hope this lived up to your expectations 😭🙏
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strangermerrick · 1 year
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hands to yourself, harrington! [steve h.]
🖤 A/N: Thank you so much for the love you showed my Billy fic! I hadn't realized how much fun I would have by posting my work, so thank you for giving me the outlet to do so! I hope you all enjoy this one as well! 😋
🖤 Warnings: suggestive language, Steve's tight ass, complete fluff!
🖤 Summary: “i’m putting a ring on it tomorrow,” he announces, throwing his hands in the air as he finishes off the garlic bread. “it’s so good.” 
🖤 Pairing: Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader
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the pasta sauce simmered on the stovetop and you were hurriedly trying to grab the garlic bread out of the oven without burning your fingers on the aluminum pan. 
“ow, ow, ouch!” you yelp as you let go at the last second, listening to the pan crash against the stove. sucking in a quick breath, you wipe your hands on the floral-printed dish towel and rubbed your face.
today was friday. every friday, you and your boyfriend steve had date night. most nights, it consisted of you two going out to the movies and grabbing a bite to eat at one of the diners, maybe even sharing a milkshake which steve practically begged for the cherries from. 
those were always fun because they normally ended with you two curled up in your bed together, gazing at one another like two hopeless teenagers in love who were against the world in every aspect. 
and maybe that was true. maybe that’s how it was. whichever fairytale you made yourself believe, it didn’t take away from the fact that date nights with your steve were your favorite. 
but tonight you insisted on something different, something more intimate. you wanted to cook your boyfriend a meal and spend the night in together. essentially, you wanted to skip the movie and diner, and combine it with dinner at home. you had plenty of vhs tapes to go through of movies you two had seen numerous times before with risky business being the top choice. steve loved to make you laugh when he stripped to his underwear and button down, put his sunglasses on, and danced to old time rock n roll as he slid over your floors, nearly crashing into something nearby. 
“honey! i’m homeeeee!” steve’s sweet voice calls out. your front door swings open and your heart races in your chest. 
you quickly grabbed the wooden spoon and stirred your red sauce as the pasta began to boil on the back burner. 
“in the kitchen, stevie!” you call out. 
moments later, you’re met with his familiar face. dark brown hair that was always flowing and pushed back framed his face, and black sunglasses hung on the inside of his white tee. pretty brown eyes danced through yours and across the stove to where the food was, his eyes illuminating when he saw bread. 
“all this for me, baby?” steve laughs as he walks over and picks up a very hot piece of garlic bread. “ow! shit!” he hisses, shaking his fingers and bringing them to his lips where he sucked before replacing his reddening digit with the garlic bread. “oh, that’s the good stuff.” 
swatting his shoulder, you roll your eyes. “that’s supposed to be for dinner.” you scold him.
“but i haven’t eaten anything. i was waiting all day for this.” he playfully argues, a hand wrapping around your waist. he kisses your neck after swallowing and takes another bite out of the bread. “bread tastes awesome,” 
rolling your eyes again, you look over your shoulder at him. “well, since you’re munching early on the bread, do you mind tasting this?” you point your head down at the sauce.
“what kind of man would i be if i said no?” he chuckles, resting his hand on the edge of the counter and leaning back.
a soft smile finds your face as you dip the spoon into the pan and bring it to his lips. steve’s eyes sparkle in yours and he opens his mouth, keeping his gaze firmly held on your face. accepting the sauce into his mouth, you waited patiently for any sort of sign that it tasted good. 
the way his eyes rolled into the back of his head confirmed your thoughts. a sigh of relief escapes you as steve wags his finger, asking for more.
“please?” he ensures to add. nodding your head, you spoon-feed him another bite and this time he moans. “damn,” he groans.
“that good?” you laugh. 
“i’m putting a ring on it tomorrow,” he announces, throwing his hands in the air as he finishes off the garlic bread. “it’s so good.” 
you laugh and feel him wrap his arms around you from behind, nuzzling his nose into the back of your neck. you can’t help but feel right at home when he holds your waist and lays gentle kisses over your soft skin. “if the date continues to go this well, i may have to try my hand next week with dinner at my place.” 
you gasp, staring at him as you turn the stove off and prepare to drain your pasta. 
“steve harrington cooks for me? am i dreaming?”
steve watches you break away from his hold and carry the piping hot of boiling water to the stove where you pour the pasta into the metal colander. 
“think i can’t?” he tempts you as he sways back and forth to the ABBA song playing on your stereo. jonathan had very so kindly made a mixtape with just their music since he knew they were your favorite group. waterloo fills the kitchen and steve dances awkwardly in time, but enough to have you laughing.
“i never said that, sweetheart.” you shoot him a wink. “now move that tight little ass, i don’t want to burn you.” you shoo him away from the pot.
steve’s eyes widen. “so you do think my ass is tight?” he checks behind himself. 
scoffing, you pour the angel hair pasta into the pot and begin to stir. “hand me the cheese from over there, babe?” you point to the bowl filled with parmesan. steve hands it to you kindly and steals another kiss from the corner of your mouth. 
“my ass?” steve chuckles, attempting to steal another piece of bread, but this time you swat his hand.
“hands to yourself, harrington!” you wag your finger in his face. “fill up on bread and you won’t have room for dessert. and yes, your ass is tight. i mean you can’t help but stare when you wear those.” you point to the blue jeans clinging to his lower half.
steve trails his eyes below and stifles a laugh. but then he remembered. dessert.
“what’s on the dessert menu?” he asks, dropping his voice an octave. his flirtatious nature kicks itself into its highest gear as he leans seductively against the countertop. 
“ice cream,” you don’t tear your eyes from him. “brownies are in the oven too.” 
“oh.” steve exhales. 
you couldn’t help but smile, biting your lip. “annnnnnnd me… only if you’re good.”
steve sinks his teeth into his bottom lip. “good? do you remember who you’re talking to, baby?” he slips his hands around your hips and pulls you forward, tearing you away from the almost finished dish. 
gasping, a laugh cuts through the air as you focus on his lips. “i do,” you nod your head. 
steve smirks and leans down, tucking his fingertips underneath your chin and tilting your head back so he can observe you. “you’re so pretty.” he says through a breathy sigh. 
wrapping your arms securely around his waist, you lean up and kiss him tenderly. steve melts against your mouth the moment your lips touch, and your mind suddenly forgoes the thought of food. the only source of nutrition you needed was standing right here in front of you wearing those tight little skinnies with his perfect brown hair and his warm touch that would have you mesmerized for days. 
“stevie,” you whine his nickname. you did want to finish this date. “d-dinner,” you gasp as his mouth falls to your neck. he quickly kisses over the sweet spot on your throat, his tongue darting out to wet the muscle of your neck as his teeth gently bite into the flesh, not too hard, but enough to feel you jump against him. 
“but dessert sounded so good,” he whispers, however, he knows you spent a lot of time preparing this. so he willingly pulls back but not without pressing his tongue to yours for one more deep kiss that has your head spinning. “i’ll be good.” he promises, throwing his hands up as a means of waving his white flag of surrender. 
smiling harder, you turn your eyes back to the pasta that was currently soaking up the sauce. 
“grab us a drink from the fridge while i plate everything up?” you ask sweetly.
“of course, baby.” steve grins, shooting you a wink and walks to the fridge.
friday nights spent inside the house would soon become your favorite date nights with steve harrington. 
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pleasingsatellite · 1 year
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Could you do Matilda Djerf
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yourinstagram what am I going to do without Pham taking my ootd pics everyday :(
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harryfan1 just imagine looking in the mirror and this is what you see everyday. A DREAM
harryfan2 make harry take them
↳ anthonypham if you think my photos are blurry you should see his…
↳ yourinstagram you’re not wrong
↳ harrystyles heyyyyy, it’s an artist choice.
↳yourinstagram it’s a choice for sure!
harryfan3 this comment section has me dying
harryfan4 it’s okay harry I’d give you my lung for you to take my OOTD pics
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harrystyles 2022 changed my life.
I can’t begin to thank all of you who supported me through it, I’ll never forget it. I hope your end of year is filled with happiness and calm.
Love you all.
See you next year. H”
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harryfan1 you are the loml just wanted to let you know
gemmastyles it’s chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaaas
↳yourinstagram are we still on for our baking day 🥺
↳gemmastyles of course can’t wait to see you!
↳harrystyles my invite must have gotten lost…strange
↳gemmastyles no you just weren’t invited sorry! mom said you make too big of a mess 🤭
harryflorals I’m so proud of you bestie! See you next year
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yourinstagram it snowed the minute I touched down in London happy holidays 🫶🏻
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harryfan1 thank you for the snow queen!
gemmastyles my bestie is homeeeee
harryfan2 mother nature had you coming home on her schedule
harryfan3 yessss, we’re about to get the best winter fits
harrystyles it’s giving snow queen.
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harryupdates harry landed in LA today and some fans who met him at the airport said he mentioned he would be heading back to England as soon as he can to celebrate with his family 🥺
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harryfan1 sir wtf are you doing in LA…..
harryfan2 okay but i’m so happy he’s going home for christmas
harryfan3 he def did this to throw fans off so they don’t know when he’s going back home
harryfan4 he’s protesting because he didn’t get an invite to the girls baking day
↳ harryfan5 he’s petty so he probably was like oh I wasn’t invited? fine I just won’t come home ✌🏼
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yourinstagram Holiday baking with my ladies @ gemmastyles @ annetwist 🎄
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harryfan1 looking for a fourth baker dm me I can make a mean sugar cookie
harrystyles And apparently I make too much of a mess?!?
↳yourinstagram last time you came we spent the entire night scrubbing icing off the walls cause you set the mixer too high
↳ harrystyles made one mistake and I’m never invited again.
↳gemmastyles you almost burnt like half our cookies….
↳harrystyles can I at least provide entertainment next year?
↳ annetwist of course baby!
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harryflorals HARRY WITH A FAN TODAY IN LONDON THE FAN SAID HE WAS WITH Y/N LEAVING LUNCH
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harryfan1 WINTERRY FINALLY
harryfan2 I’ve missed the face hoodie so badly
harryfan3 winterry just looks like he smells like warm cookies
↳harryfan4 as the fan who met him I can confirm he smells like Christmas time ❤️
harryfan5 gonna wrap him in a warm blanket and put him in front of a fire
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yourinstagram my personal photographer is back in town ❤️ (this was our 500th take I need pham and lloyd back)
📸 harrystyles
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harryfan1 harry being an instagram bf makes sense to me
harryfan2 I just know he was giving posing tips behind the camera as if he isn’t always like 🧍🏻✌🏼 in all his photos
anthonypham we can sit down and I can give some pointers in January don’t worry
harrystyles you’re just picky.
↳yourinstagram you couldn’t see my face in like 30 of the pictures harry…
↳harrystyles that’s my artist direction you just don’t understand.
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yourinstagram 500th holiday party this week
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harryfan1 oh so this is what it’s like to have friends!
harryfan2 green is 10000% your color queen
harryfan3 y’all remember that holiday dinner harry was seen at and his plate was just peas? my fav holiday memory
↳yourinstagram don’t remind me, he went back for 2nd and 3rd’s that night
harryfan4 gonna need an makeup tutorial
↳yourinstagram can post one tomorrow 🫶🏻
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harrystyles happy holidays from my family to yours
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harryfan1 ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE HARRY POSTED HIS SO
harryfan2 was he hacked….
harryfan3 he’s dating an influencer and she’s teaching him her ways and I’m here for it
harryfan4 a non work related post in years thank god
yourinstagram he’s learning ya’ll 🫶🏻
got inspired for the first time in weeks and had to crank this bad boy out in like 45 minutes before it disappeared 🫶🏻
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brooooswriting · 1 year
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Master list + request guide line
Guide line
Master list isn’t always up to date
Natasha Romanoff
Daddy
Girls
Too late
It’s you?
Lake (kinda part two to it’s you)
Not so easy
You would never
You know how to ride?
Worth it
Cheater
Relationship?!
Coach
Scars
You’re homeeeee
Childish
Only you
Take my love
Break
Welcome to the family
Super super soldier
Reasons
Wanda Maximoff
Flirt
I fucked up
Oh darling
Kate Bishop
Group dates
Bestie
Scarlett Johansson
Set
I’m sorry
Tell me you won’t leave
Hailee Steinfeld
More than benefits
Wanda X Natasha X reader
Poor Y/N
Wednesday Addams
A plushy?!
All the other pretty girls
Jenna Ortega x reader
Situations 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Truth or lie?
Kiss
Stunt
Funny story
Long time ago
Should have told ya
See you again
Tara carpenter x reader
PTSD, anxiety
Trust
Stray dog
Own world
Wreck
Motherfucker
Vada Cavell x reader
Where were you?
Sam Carpenter x reader
Poisoned
Five fucking years
Just a little whipped
Whyyy?
You for real?
Oh honey
Melissa Barrera x reader
Yo shorty
Anxiety
I need you
Bartender and murderer
Margot Robbie
You so small
Leighton murray
My idiot
I meant to
I’m here for you
Tutors to lovers
Oh I know
You’re better than me
Softie
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whowantslovergirl · 7 months
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Daddy’s Home
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Gojo Satoru x influencer! reader (gender is not specified)
warnings: fame au!, gojo is a famous actor, HIS THEME SONGGG, established relationship (married), and that’s it hope you enjoy my lovers 🤍 miscellaneous masterlist 
Summary: Y/N teasing Gojo with his theme song
posted: September 22,2023
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The first time you saw an edit of your husband to a song that has the lyrics of “daddy’s home” you laughed.
Then you started seeing more and more. His fans calling it ‘his theme song’ and Gojo had no idea this is happening.
So you show him.
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Gojo was on his way home from a day at work he couldn’t wait to see you and tell you about his day.
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You set up ur phone to the door so your fans can see the door.
“Ok so I’m teasing Satoru with his theme song for the rest of the week.” You laughed and you hear his coming through the gate.
“Oh my god he’s here!” You were rushing to get the song ready. Then you hear his keys.
Do your damn thing all I wanna hear
Is you say, "Daddy's home, home for me"
And I know you've been waiting for this lovin' all day
“What the hell?” He said closing the door.
You were playing the music so loud that you can barely him plus you were singing loud.
He motions you to pause it and you did. “Y/N what the hell are you doing? The fuck is daddy’s home?!” You were laughing at his reaction.
“I’m just playing a song Toru.”
“What the fuck?!” He went to his room with a shocked looked on his face.
After he left you stopped the video and posted it immediately.
After a few minutes the comments and likes came flowing in.
User1 BYEE HIS FACE IS KILLING ME 😭
Gojoiswifey “the fuck is daddy’s home 😰”
Y/nislife THIS IS TOOO FUNNY
User2 i love how he’s so clueless
User3 THE WAY HE DOESN’T KNOW HIS THEME SONG IS KILLINGGG ME 😭😭
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“Welcome to day two of teasing toru with his theme song.” You can hear his keys. “He’s here!” You say out of excitement.
He opened the door and sighed from disappointment.
Daddy's home, home for me
And I know you've been waiting for this lovin' all day
You know your daddy's home
Again you were singing from the top of your lungs and dancing all over the place.
He’s just standing there. With the look of confusion.
You paused it and looked at him.
“Hey daddy!” You say spreading your arms out waiting for a hug.
“Y/N!”
You laughed again and put your arms down. “What Toru?”
“Is this like an everyday thing now? Why are you doing this?”
“It’s your theme song Toru.”
“What theme song?! I don’t even know the song!” He ran his hands through his hair out of stress and walked to his room.
You started giggling as you ended the video.
hsydn BOY WAS STRESSED OUTTTT 😭😭
gojosoprettyfr he already had enough 😭
y/nistooofunny “i don’t even know the song 😰😰”
nina💅💋 THE SIGH OF DISAPPOINTMENT
User173939273903 THE SPEED WALKING BYEEEE 😭
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“Day three of teasing Toru with his theme song.”
When he came in the room he just looked at you and walked to his room. You paused it out of shock.
“Gojo! You’re not gonna say hi to me?!”
He came rushing back. “I found out your little game. Yea I called Nanami and he told me that people are making edits of my roles to this song.”
You just stood there letting him rant.
“We all have ‘our theme songs’ and mine is daddy’s home! And you liked the videos! So you’re not slick Y/N!” He went back to the room. And you went over to end the video out of shock.
no💋 HE FOUND US GUYS TAKE COVER 🫡
onechancey/n WHY ARE YOU STANDING LIKE THIS 🧍‍♀️
lover 🤍 THE LOOK OF SHOCK I CANTTTT
notthis 🥳 not him finding out 🫢
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The next day when you came home from running errands. You hear a specific song.
She’s maneater
Make you work hard, make you work hard
Make you spend hard, make you want all of her love
Your theme song.
“How do you like it?!” Gojo exclaimed.
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An: DADDYS HOMEEEEE this was a random fic as well but until i post again my lovers 🤍 *hint: not the nate jacobs x reader 🤪*
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