#sy is my fucking guy

[henghost]

Twig Liveblog for Arc 1

i have finished the first arc of john c mccrae's "twig" 😮

so far i am enjoying it far more than i anticipated!! wildbow's prose, while still clunky, is far from the worst it's ever been, and i'm willing to tentatively admit that he seems to have an uncharacteristic respect for pacing and structure here (...which he would forget by his next project, but that's beside the point).

more importantly: sy is my fucking guy! i've decided that even if he commits wholly unjustifiable acts in the coming arcs i will defend him at all costs. i would lay my life down for this bratty horny munchkin. (very exciting to have a wildbow character who feels romantic and physical attraction to other people, by the way: i really loved that scene where the schoolgirls sort of neg him a little bit and he can't help but stare at their legs and press his face into their chests). i find myself loving him for the same reasons i first loved taylor: the burning hatred for authority, the anti-social tendencies (very funny interaction where lillian says to him that she dislikes being called "lil" and sy proceeds to refer to her as lil internally like five times in the next paragraph lmao).

i love all the other creatures and characters! the psycho vat-grown girls are entertaining. excellent first interlude. i love the setting, all wet and hot, smelling of excrement and rotting bodies.

PREDICTIONS (or, embarrassing myself for your entertainment)

i think there are too many pointed references to gordon having a "hidden dark side" for it not to come to a head at some point, but maybe that's too easy

mary and sy will kiss 🥺

helen will experience a crisis of loyalty that she is unequipped to handle

#twigblr #henghost's twig arc #liveblog #twig liveblog #sylvester lambsbridge #sy is my fucking guy

[furies-inthe-mirror]

Now, where were we?

#my art #artists on tumblr #skilltober #rhetoric disco elysium #disco elysium #the skills disco elysium #sorry this one's shit We lost motive halfway through the shading . fhejaoakdjdndnan #we lov everyone's interpretations of this guy but our brain personally went w Human Centipede & not 'hey this thing has 2 bodies actually' #JFJDKDKFKFKD #those Are pincers btw. or mandibles whichever word's correct #he wanted to fucking bite people in-sys. GJKSKFJFJ

[charmwasjess]

I think this is actually my worst impulse as a writer, not any kind of good advice for storycraft, but I’m compulsively nosy about my characters.

I want to know what they had for breakfast, and if they liked it. I want to know what they’re wearing. I want to know all their daily routines, what time they get up, what time they go to bed. I want to go through their shower supplies and their medicine cabinets and see what’s hidden at the back of their underwear drawer. I want to know what weird stuff they jerk off to. I want to download their entire search history for the last month and analyze the raw data.   

#Dooku is a bar soap guy but Sifo-Dyas absolutely has Space Sandalwood foaming body wash and $30 shampoo #Yet Dooku can make a shower last 45 minutes and Sy is out in 3 #Dooku’s search history is boring he uses it for work and lets be honest to google himself #Sifo’s is like a mommy blog quiche recipe followed by search strings for a horrific natural disaster that hasn’t happened yet #followed by pics of Christopher Lee wearing Those Fucking Utterly Translucent White Swim Shorts from Man with the Golden Gun #Sy's med cabinet has normal things like his antidepressants tweezers condoms bandaids ibuprofen pore strips exfoliating scrub rosehip oil #Dooku's just has row after identical row of the bar soap #my writing #star wars fanfiction #⛏️⛏️⛏️

[fossys]

Out of pocket in sys convos-

Target: turns out cutting ur eyes out will sever u from the eye god !!

Anon: i cant tell if youre talking about yourself or the magnus archives,,,

#this fucking KILLD ME LMFAOO #-target #alos guys look we arent ded lmfao #we barely evr use this acc tbh its just for silly sys things or stuff we dont want on main #n yea thats smth i did in my source mems they r a lil silly! #sysblr #system #plural #plurality #in sys convos #system conversions #system quotes

[camgirlkaminari]

scum villain makes me SO INSANE like it's the funniest book I've ever read and also if I think too hard about one character in particular my brain shorts out shies away from the thoughts like a slug might shy away from salt I will POSITIVELY DIE if I think too long about tlj JUST trying to understand people being betrayed by someone who he thought loved him losing everyone who was ever close to him BECAUSE of him I think too hard about yqy and how he will never get closure there will be no happiness for him zzl my little boy my big cheese my funtime guy who JUST wanted to be liked he was trying so hard to do good he's like that poem from the point of view of a cat that can't figure out what he did wrong why do his family keep leaving the house why can he never grow big like his brothers sqq never seeing his family again never acknowledging he had a family except in passing never being able to tell his husband about his first life having to keep that secret for the rest of his life to always have this weird terrible pain between them forever the sacrifices he made for luo binghe how he'll never be able to truly know og sqq's motivations how he just woke up and immediately took up the mantel of sqq despite knowing his fate WHAT was his life as shen yuan like to make him so quick to alter his whole identity WHY is he so good at acting and lying to everyone including himself just refers to himself as a listless pretty boy like he doesn't have the cleverest mind in the whole book!!!!! og sqq in the cave what must he have felt when he realized he wasn't strong enough to save lqg and knowing what people were going to say and being too proud and miserable to clear his own name binghe's "I hate! I hate myself!" scene I am SCREAMING binghe being unhealthily manipulative from DAY ONE up to the point where sqq realizes what he's done with xin mo the CAVE SEX SCENE??????????? don't get me STARTED on shang qinghua!!!!!!!! liu qingge!!!!!! BINGGE?????? it's like a wormhole in my head if I think too hard past sqq being the funniest mother fucker in two different universes and the premise of haha big demon hot for teacher mommy kink :))) I will DIE I will PERISH i am rabid I am biting and tearing and rending and howling!!!!!!

#do NOT get me started on how sqq is likely the most powerful man on the planet like YEAH hes not as magically strong as lqg and yqy #but hes insanely capable he took over for 6 HUNDRED WIVES like yeah my man is a battery pack i dont CARE how powerful the mushroom body was #this is how i sleep at night: i imagine that shen qingqiu is genuinely the au version of shen yuan #like sqh modeled him on this mean ass commenter #and i like to think this IF ONLY for the sake of sqq's sect brothers & sisters #hes BASICALLY the same guy with all the same quirks and annoying behaviors except without all the fucking trauma #hes still nitpicky and nasty in his way and he still thinks hes managing to hide his emotions but actually he NEVER could fully #what a relief for them!!! #and in the same vein that shen yuan. who MUST be an INSANELY clever guy in his life #had he endured the same torment as og sqq he would be just as bad!!! #do you think sy was lacking in enrichment in his enclosure & thats why he took to sqq so well. hes so clever and good at absorbing new info #like actually becoming sqq was good for his brain like a tiger born in captivity being released into the wild #svsss #svsss spoilers #wall of text #SORRY!!!! I NEEDED TO GET IT OUT!!!! #the good thing about svsss: all the women have way better endings than in pidw. the bad thing: all the trauma catching up w repressed men. #ugh

[morn1e]

i try not 2 care abt how much attention my posts get but it makes me want 2 shove a hairpin between the gap of my front teeth horizontally&rip it out full force everytime i see shitty countryhumans fanart of the countries having sex&a kabillion ppl r bowing down all over the person as if they r the 2nd coming of chris or smth

#i like having fun w my 2 guys but i always feel like i am a nuisance&everybody is absolutely annoyed w me&just wants me 2 shut the fuck up #everytime some1 says nice 2 me abt them it feels as if the person is sying it out of sheer pity bcuz they know no1 fucking cares abt anythi #g i do #i get i suck&i have nothing interesting 2 pffer but if a 14year old countryhumans shipper gets more interaction than me it is just #so So humiliating on so many levels.where do i go from here.

[zkretchy]

Me: alright i’ll just do the lines and continue the colouring tomorrow Also me not doing that:

#the witcher #lambert #aiden #lambden #laiden #art #zkretchy #to be fair: they are cute and tempting so #just imaine aiden purring and kneading away bc god damn it witchers but especially cats get to do that #anyhow obligatory lambert/aiden cuddling picture of the month or whatnot #at some point my art will be same-sy #but then i remember all the guys who just draw pretty same-faced anime girl profiles and like #yeah nah i get to do whatever as well #its art #just fuck around #anyhow we take a break from possession au shenanigans to bring you:heartfelt shipping

[batqueers]

when you like a boy and your sys siblings are comfortable enough to accept him as their brother in law :(

#lavender.txt #i like my guy so fucking much. so much. it makes me stupid!!!! #and with what weve been thru (sys wise) so many of us have crumbled and are tender but. the fact tgat #my siblings. the ones that are just as tender if not more than me. are able to feel safe enough to trust again. it makes me so happy. #theres a certain amount of unloveable you feel as someone with broken mirror brain #but i dont. with my guy. and. im so happy.

[touchmycoat]

my cat from hell scum villain AU; cat!SJ, owner!YQY, Jackson Galaxy!SY

#the cat!Magneto fic stays in my id so it's that #plus stupid transmigrator shenanigans #i don't know the logistics of being transmigrated into a reality tv show but #wouldn't it be fucking wild #hex and i were talking about this lolololol #or okay the most hilarious execution would probably be #everything is qijiu-focused and SY just comes off as the cat guy #but the very end is an omake #of how he transmigrated #into this weirdly mundane cat life #sv #plot stockpile

[henghost]

when sy sighs: 😩 🥺 poor baby

when sy sy's: 😍 😆 let's fucking gooooooo

#twigblr #henghost's twig arc #sy #sy is my fucking guy #i'm ride or die for sy

[the-furies]

our family was supposed tl go crabbing this morning but shit got fucked so they didn't ANYWAYS mom made little rolly sandwich things out of tortilla bread circles andthey sat in the fridge all day [they did not take them with them. to go crabbing, you see. because the crabbing did not happen.] so that was our Lunch [5 tortilla bread circle roll sandwiches] and let me just tell you Cold sandwiches are so good what the fuck. I do not fuck with sandwiches. And yes sometimes a sandwich must be Warmed. Bht. A cold sandwich on whit ebread that's been vibing in an icebox all day while you're out at the beach or something?? Amazing. Delicious. A delicacy. any sandwiches made in the foreseeable future will be studk in the anti-microwave [i ak having a lapse of words] for a few minutes before consumption. this Is a threat btw

#pk;m conceptualization🔵 #food #if there's One thing we can recall harry eat ing it's A Sandwich. #bjt it tadted verh good because it was Stolen! from. some guy! #FRIDGE!!!!!!!!!! THEY'LL BE STUFCK IN RHE *FRIDGE* #sorru i just woke up in-sys after having being forcibly knocked out last night [e-chem pulled rank on my ass]. #but also we're just naturally this fucked up w words. lmao

[butchdykekondraki]

is it hard dating another system? /genq

nah, if anything it's wonderful. it's nice to be understood and not have to shy away from how it is being a system. :-)

#[ren] #i think i've answered this question before... oh well #anyway im going to ramble about our partner sys now sorry anon </3 #i have known metro for like. an entire year man. if not a little bit longer #but hhhholy shit dude it feels like So much longer #<- in like. genuinely the best way possible #they are all just the sweetest people i have ever met. just absolute joys to be around seriously #they are just the world to us just all of em #they are the kindest most caring people in the fucking world i swear to god #an like. every single one of them means everything to us #metro was there for us when we were literally at the lowest we had been in YEARS #and oh my god. ohhh my god they were so kind. they were so understanding dude. just so caring #i do not think there is anything i could do to ever repay them for how sweet they were #ok ramble over. love those guys :-)

[aberooski]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Zane would've sacrificed Syrus to defeat Camula with zero hesitation if there had been a way to recover his soul after the fact 😑

#fuck that guy how dare he #seriously the only reason he didn't sacrifice him is because Sy would've been gone forever and the squad would've killed him on the spot. #as would I #I can't stand that bitch #independent of the fact that Syrus is my favorite character I just don't like Zane he's an abuser and a horrible brother in the anime #he's better in the manga on that front but no. I don't like him at all. great character but I hate him as a person. #he would've sacrificed Syrus in a heartbeat if there was a loophole because no way would he have gotten away with it otherwise like I said #if I could figure out what the loophole would be I'd write a whole fic about it. #I'd probably have to write another duel too but I'd suck it up for that. any chance I can get to make everybody pissed at Zane 😤 #yugioh gx #yugioh gx headcanons #abby's just rambling don't mind her

[oldscratch-thebigd]

WHAT THE FUCK DO UOU MEAN THAT QUEEN ELIZABETH DIED LAST MONTH AND I WASN'T TOLD???????????????

#oma.txt #WHAT THE FUCK GUYS #WHY DOES NOBODY TELL ME SHIR #Not at anyone outside our sys of course this is my headmates faukt

[endless--sunsets]

i need to fuck ing kill myself. like neow

#broke up with my partner sys :/ i feel like a jerk #god im just objectively the worst guy on the planet. why do yhey let me talk to anyone #aaauauauauauaa killing myself 100000x #man what the fuck is wrong with me. like genuinely #vent post #dont rb okay to reply/ask about

[pr0cyon-lotor]

I don't think we're playing into the sheer comedic effect Huli Jing (fox spirit) Shen Yuan has. Because first, a Huli Jing's first form is female. A gorgeous girl and then after a while they can get a guy form.

But think about it. Him meeting Shen Jiu in different instances in different forms and SJ just straight up acting completely different is so funny to me. Because like Shen Yuan would act practically the same but SJ is such a hater about him when they met in his male form. SY is confused about it.

SJ meeting guy form SY: Who the fuck is this guy? Why is he smiling like that? Ew, why is he like that? Get him away.😒

SJ meeting girl form SY: Oh my a kind jiejie. She's so elegant. She's smiling at everyone, she must be a kind soul. Her mannerisms are a little different but she's nice. I like her company.

SY: ???? Do you like me or not????

#its just so funny to me #we could pull some dumb shit with the concept that's all I'm saying #jiuyuan #scumcum #shen yuan #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #svsss #scumbag system #scum villian self saving system #scum villain's self saving system