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henghost · 11 hours
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the mysteruous creature known as, Ashton Stillons, has been sighted in the ward-twig district of the post apocalypse wormblr website. their gender is not to be trussted
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henghost · 13 hours
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Weevils are curious
creatures of furious
hunger for baby oak fuel;
They drill through the surface
of acorns for breakfast,
frackers with snout as their tool.
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henghost · 15 hours
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Infante throat goat confirmed
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henghost · 16 hours
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Infante throat goat confirmed
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henghost · 23 hours
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professor hayle making sy
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sarah (princess) - lisa (god is my oath)
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helen kissing ibbot goodnight after he's had one too many shots of chemical misogyny
professor hayle making sy
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professor hayle making sy
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henghost · 3 days
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hey its been almost an entire year since i made these but im finally remembering to post the undersider stickers designs! irl pictures are i belieeeeve before i fixed the color profile and dpi? and printed off of redbubble.
full resolution images are in this google drive folder (along with the keychain designs) for free so you can print your own! but if you like my work i always appreciate a ko-fi :]
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henghost · 5 days
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Twig Liveblog for Arc 17
what an obsenely horny arc... not that i'm complaining. you've got sy being incorrigible with lillian, sy thirsting over mabel to a concerning degree (i think he literally starts sniffing her sweaty clothes), the lingering jessie tension (this one is more than acceptable, and they kiss!!!!!!! yippeee!!!), egregious amounts of helen cleavage/tongue/etc., and of course the sleeping dragon. my little bro needs to get laid more than he needs oxygen 💀💀💀💀
twig gets so much more electric when the full lamb party is around. all their little interactions are so full of character and life. every time sy talks to lillian it scratches that YA itch so good. i love mary/lillian yuri! i love ashton!! and there's duncan too. all the weapon children in their perfect toxic symbiosis 🥺 sad that it didn't take up more of the arc!
i love big neph too. with size like that i think he's playing for the wrong kings 😂😂😂 i bet it feels so good to be inside that stomach pouch....
and then there's more fighting... yay.... the way awful coaching talks about basketball coaches is the way i talk to wildbow in my head. you do NOT need a chapter devoted to banal logistical concerns!!! you do NOT need play by play descriptions of every minute detail of every scene!!! cut those paragraphs!!! those ten paragraphs could very easily be two paragraphs!!! and they would be much better paragraphs!!!!
wildbow has such a powerful fascination with Factions who need to have Tense Discussions. this is simply not very interesting. i want characters to interact with each other. there is lots of cool stuff included in this portion of the arc -- there's that great scene where sy thinks helen is dead and phantom!mauer starts quoting the bible at him, for instance, as well as plenty of cool new experiments -- but all this cruft drowns it out. i do not care about what bea thinks of sedge. i do not care about the mad baker. sorry.
the lillian interlude was very good. lillian is such an interesting and ambiguous character. she enthralls me even if i don't like her very much. watching her try and achieve her goals, and being affronted when she does not, feels so heartbreaking and real. getting a commendation but not an accolade, even after sy has revealed to her the dark secret of the nobility, even though she knows the real purpose of the academies is to prop up and puppet this evil regime who has done nothing but abuse her and her closest friends -- it still hurts her. in fact it gives her newfound determination to become an even more powerful despot. is it ego? to get back at her parents? then an aging technocrat explains to her that she'd be better off being a mail-order bride, and follows this up by telling her half the country is lost to plague. it's so relevant it's painful.
i'm going to write so much mary/lillian femslash you have no idea....
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henghost · 6 days
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I HATE the crown Starbucks... Why can't I just say " I want a large coffee" I have to say I want an "infante mocha latte with two shots of vanilla SYrup"
I'm never going to starbucks again I go there and ask for my decafmochocaraspicelatte and when they ask my name I tell them to just draw a little picture of victoria dallon so I can post on my tumblr and the barista is like "what" and I say again to draw a picture of victoria dallon and she keeps saying "i don't know who that is" and I'm like are from under a rock its victoria dallon, and then the manager finally arrives and asks me what the issue is, i say again victoria dallon I need a victoria dallon drawn on the cup, he smiles and nods, "sorry she doesn't keep up with the trends" and whips my order up super quick. I get my order and it's fucking Starlight from the Boys drawn on the cup smh i cant how
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henghost · 7 days
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i need to take the gay brain wyvern chemicals to adapt to tumblr and social engineer my way out of flop hell
evil sylvester would say they can't fix that, you know
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henghost · 7 days
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do you guys want to know something fun about my relationship to sy
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henghost · 7 days
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AWWEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THESES ON AMY DALLON 💔 💔 💔 💔
oh srry it got hidden cuz i advertised my ko-fi lol hopefully it'll be back soon now that i've fixed it
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henghost · 7 days
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Sy is the most relatable protagonist to me because I also cannot remember characters from ten arcs ago
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henghost · 7 days
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My lord infante please distill this blasphemer into vape juice
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The other two are the infante
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