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real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

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Revelations.

#LMAAAAAOOOOO #also nari fbsksndjdnndns #prev tags #Marcoace

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it's really cute when a character is completely obsessively devoted to someone they are entirely aware is toxic. submissive not because they're naive but because they are completely content with being taken advantage of.

#mmmmmm #qijiu

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god I wish the tortured poets department would hire me, to torture the poets

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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

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some of my favourite sign fails <3

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I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

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Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

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HAHAHAH AWWWWW FUCK YEAH, I’m saving this babe 💋💋💋💋 IM SO FUCKING PROUD

there is nothing like being drunk off your ass in a club and trying to sober up enough to read the chapter 10/10 ao3 update that just popped into your inbox like I am trying so hard I need to know what happens

#a thousand percent couldn’t have done it without you!!!!!! #mas #to keep

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can you believe that we have fanfiction. that we have websites dedicated to fanfiction. that there is a place that you can go and read tens, hundreds, thousands and thousands of pieces of writing that strangers have made. people who are not "writers". people who come home at the end of the day and have feelings and say, i am going to put that into words. i am going to share those words. short, long, sweet, sad, horny, funny, wonderful words. we are all just human and we all love to make and remake and share that with others. can you believe that.

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whatever

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never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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i found the tenth circle of hell: it's where your fave blows up on tiktok

#Hozier

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