#as would I

[drowninkystar]

regulus black would stand for pistachio dessert supremacy

#he would kill for pistachio ice cream and tiramisu #as would i #marauders #marauders fanfiction #marauders era #regulus black #the marauders #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards

[imthursdaysyme]

arwen ft arthur giving his wife anything she wants

#drawing #art #digital art #arthur pendragon fanart #guinevere #merlin bbc #sweet gwen she orders and is like no sprinkles for me no sir and then they sit down and she sees arthur’s and is like #uhm actually well #and she doesn’t even have to ask she would be eaten hers but arthur is a simp for his wife #he would do anything for her #as would i #but i think the funniest dynamic for them is if they both simp for each other equally and everyone understands arthur but everyone’s like #gwen #gwen stand up #and she’s like no actually i will shampoo his hair every night and what are YOU gonna do about it?? #like both thier love languages being acts of service and they just both have set routines they do every day #arthur makes coffee and breakfast and gwen irons all his clothes in the morning #like little big things i just can imagine them being so lovely together and that’s my view of them #anyway #arwen

[fuckeduplookingdog]

REUPLOAD hihihaha because i fucked up a lil.anyway sheep in a binder aka my um. beastarsona i guess. which is a fancier word for a fursona

im rlly into the uhh unhinged prey animal frantically frustrated and dissatisfied with his herbivory trope.and seeking that sort of satisfaction or release from the bounds of his 'prey animalness' from predator animals...aka he fucks carnivores or something lmao. actually its probably more psychological but still. when i say he i mean i, im him

#anyway this is what i look like irl actually #i assume that in a world where we r all animals horned mammals would wear jewellery in their horns/antlers aswell #as would i #my art

[deityofhearts]

all of my ocs are affection and touch starved btw

#deity dialogue #wonder why that is #this includes Lanturn like yeah sure he is always surrounded by people he has an abundance of physical touch and lust but that isn’t the #same as genuinely being loved and lovingly held (this isn’t saying that lust and romance and love can’t all be equal but the ppl who are #after Lanturn do NOT love him lmao) #mmm I love my ocs each of them would benefit from therapy #as would I

[ilostyou]

everyone screaming mattress PLEASE

#as would i #eras tour lb

[aberooski]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Zane would've sacrificed Syrus to defeat Camula with zero hesitation if there had been a way to recover his soul after the fact 😑

#fuck that guy how dare he #seriously the only reason he didn't sacrifice him is because Sy would've been gone forever and the squad would've killed him on the spot. #as would I #I can't stand that bitch #independent of the fact that Syrus is my favorite character I just don't like Zane he's an abuser and a horrible brother in the anime #he's better in the manga on that front but no. I don't like him at all. great character but I hate him as a person. #he would've sacrificed Syrus in a heartbeat if there was a loophole because no way would he have gotten away with it otherwise like I said #if I could figure out what the loophole would be I'd write a whole fic about it. #I'd probably have to write another duel too but I'd suck it up for that. any chance I can get to make everybody pissed at Zane 😤 #yugioh gx #yugioh gx headcanons #abby's just rambling don't mind her

[bokkerijder]

pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

#rambles '24 #ok to reblog btw #all my posts are ok to reblog #if not i would make them unrebloggable lmao #edit: i am a fool #i said that thinking this would maybe get 5 notes or something #and now we're here lol

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

#txt #hello tumblr user #you're probably looking back here to see if this was an ace attorney post #i purposely did not tag it because i knew it would find it's people

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

[sleepygaymerdisease]

#'who was this about' dont worry <3 #EDIT hi i didnt realize this would get notes LOL. um everyone reblog with what character ur thinking of because im NOSEY i WANNA SEE #edit 2 to everyone trying to guess what the character i made this for was. youre all wrong. this was about kamen rider #youd think lupin because of my profile picture but alas i have other interests as well... #anis gaymer moments

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[podcastwizard]

in a kinder world i live in an i spy page

#i would be a little mouse and my bed would be the spoon

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

#i often wonder about how many things would be considered classic or high art had they only received the marketing #how many short films that were made for class could have been the most powerful thing you'd ever seen? if you'd seen them? #“you know the greatest films of all time were never made” etc etc #but like. these works of art ARE being made. it's just enjoyed by a smaller audience with equal impact though #i think about this one furry i used to follow on insta who had the coolest worldbuilding ever. it's been years. #thought prompted by that sketch of nimona from ten years ago that was just for a character design #posted to the creator's tumblr and now it's nominated for best animated feature film at the oscars #and by the genuine emotional reaction a fan comic made me feel. how much work had gone into it. how beautiful it was to me. #idk what to tag this but i hope whoever needs to hear it does #writing #writer #fandom #fandom culture #artist

[aaronstveit]

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

#'if i was orpheus i would simply' shut the fuck up #anyway #personal post #hit post

[tahthetrickster]

if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke

#i would also accept skillet monster for this. #dungeon meshi #they don’t even call them AMVs anymore. they call them fancams now. because of w #hall of fame

[thunderon]

“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

#the tedtalk i would give if i could #if i see ‘they’re not butch because they have long hair’ one more time i will flip a table #frustrating frustrating frustrating #also this is NOT in any way a knock on my short haired butches ily #op #bestof