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svt-incorrect · 9 hours ago
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Seungkwan: must be hard not having a sense of humor.
The8:...? I have a sense of humor you know?
Seungkwan: I've never heard you laugh before.
The8: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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svt-incorrect · a day ago
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DK: dandelions symbolise everything I want to be in life.
Seungkwan: fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
DK, main character glow: unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the unconventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn, happy, bastardous, friends with bees, highly disapproving of lawns, full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Hoshi: edible.
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svt-incorrect · 2 days ago
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Hoshi: hey, wanna help me commit a felony?
DK: what the hell?!
Hoshi: oh sorry my bad.
Hoshi, whispering: you wanna help me commit a felony.
DK, whispering: of course hyung, what do you need?
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svt-incorrect · 5 days ago
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[texting]
Seungkwan: babe~
Seungkwan: angel~
Seungkwan: hansol-ah~
Seungkwan: precious little nugget
Seungkwan: slumbering little bug
Seungkwan: if you don't answer me the pet names are just going to get meaner.
Seungkwan:...
Seungkwan: bowl of cereal that's been sitting out for like an hour.
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svt-incorrect · 6 days ago
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The8: i've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
DK: that's the most threatening way anyone has ever cheered me up with.
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svt-incorrect · 9 days ago
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Seungkwan: "make a unit" they said, "you'll all be amazing friends" they said, "it'll be fun" they said.
DK, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!!
Hoshi: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER, DINO BRING OUT THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!
Vernon, from the other room: it's called a FIRE EXTINGUISHER! A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
[loud glass shattering, DK screaming]
Seungkwan, deadpan: don't ever make a unit. ever. and if you do, don't make a second one.
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svt-incorrect · 10 days ago
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The8: I hate reading clichés. Authors really be like ‘he hates everyone in the world but her’ what nonsense.
Also The8, at 3 am, sobbing: oh my god he hates everyone in the world but her.
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svt-incorrect · 15 days ago
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Mingyu: if you could change your name to anything, what would you change it to?
Wonwoo: 40 exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming.
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svt-incorrect · 23 days ago
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DK: I'm the epitome of bravery.
DK: I'm not afraid to die.
DK: I'm not afraid of anything.
Jeonghan: but you will run away from udon noodles.
DK: YOU TRY TO FEEL FOR THEM IN THE DARK I DARE YOU-
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