Vincent Price once told a story about an old woman coming up to him and saying, "Can I please have your autograph? I'm such a big fan of yours, Mr. Karloff!" Vincent Price, being the gentleman he is, and not wanting to embarrass her, autographed the photo as Boris Karloff, fifteen years after Boris passed away.
today i would like to tell you about a little silly au i made where everything is the same
except simon- and only simon- is a human.
He’s a random ass farm boy living with his wife and daughter in a farm in the middle of nowhere.
he’s just Some Guy™️ who gave the flock some food and now flock won’t leave him alone. he also has the balls to chase off a veldigun using only a shotgun and aggressive southern insults.
human!simon is a southern family man who loves his wife and kid with all his heart, and he will give you hell of you hurt them.
Jack literally fucks his murderer’s son, not only that but he’s full on turned him against Henry in the good ending, what a fucking Gigachad. Jack is the kind of person I wanna be.
Happy belated birthday to Shiro!!! Unfortunately I never got around to finishing his birthday art but if anyone’s interested I can post the base sketch.