#such a good girlfriend

[beck-nightengale]

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Just some classic Jadecore shitposts. Don't mind me.

#jade the prophetess #enderal #enderal forgotten stories #vynblr #shitposting #does mankind really deserve to be saved? #i had more fun editing these than i should have #but oof the last one kinda hits differently in context #just assume she's trying to be kind by not stabbing tealor in the freaking face instead #also calia knows jade doesn't care for meat so left fruitsnacks instead #so sweet #such a good girlfriend #i crave more calia moments in the game itself so i make them up in my head

[lunaticlockwood]

"Don't mind me staring at that ass of yours, respectfully..."

"You're doing such a good job in your workouts, Tyler."

"If you're looking that means it's working. So thanks for respectfully letting me know, I really appreciate it, babe."

#ask box #iincantatorum #*apollymi #such a good girlfriend

[canisalbus]

*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*

Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.

*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*

Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #Ludovica #vertopus #Vaschete lore #I may still tweak the markings this isn't 100% guaranteed final design #might make her colors a bit more reddish perhaps #but you know this is the general vibe #she was originally inspired by brittany spaniels and one of my old unused characters #to be fair the whole thing was built around the idea that she should have strong eyebrows and green theme color #again jury is still out on the renaissance hairstyle/head piece I'll try to come up with something #still trying to get a good grasp of the girlfriend too #she's most likely her lady-in-waiting or other court companion #essentially a woman of high social class whose job is to accompany a noblewoman and assist her on her daily activities #a best friend more or less #conch snail hours #she will kick anyone's ass. she will kick your ass. she will kick your dog's ass. she will kick her own ass.

[gays4neptune]

anthony j. crowley really is the character ever. he's the snake of eden. he's millions of years old. he can stop time. he likes to feed ducks. his vintage car is cursed to forever play queen. he invented the selfie. he drinks six shots of espresso straight. he lied about starting the spanish inquisition and they believed him. he lost the fucking antichrist. she's genderfluid.

#a true renaissance being #if you ask me #crowley #some guy named anthony #good omens #good omens 2 #my beautiful girlfriend #echo yells #anthony j crowley #good omens text post

[callisteios]

this scene was my 9/11

#i am also a bit taken aback by this gregory #wilson: no! it's good actually that you pointed out you and my girlfriend have the same personality #because now i get to date you and know i will be good at it #house #house md #hilson #mine

[zivazivc]

do you think freesia and jd would ever get back together? or will they stay sort-of friends?

I'm not going to lie, I kinda like the idea of them starting to date again and seeing where it takes them. 🙈 freesia sneaked into my heart for some reason (she kind of started this new trend of mine where i make ocs that were created to be dicks and then me just getting protective of them and trying to reason out their awful behavior kasjsdj)

also their ship already has a #1 hater and #1 supporter, both of which are doing it for the wrong reasons...

#bruce and clay join the fandom once floyd sends them letters saying he's been eating good ksjbhbfchf #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls floyd #trolls branch #trolls john dory #freesia #trolls band together #this was a lot funnier in my head. i guess that's what you get when you don't lay down your panels from the start #my art #answered #freesia was all four of the brother's first crush (sorry i don't make the rules. it's just facts) #even floyd's who i headcanon is exclusively gay #jd and her started dating pretty young #and the other three had kid crushes on her because she was the big brothers cool girlfriend that made jd behave nice to them lmao #also almond and plum brownies <3 #floyd jd and branch all live in a sitcom in my head #it's beautiful #also i started coloring this and then i realized i actually DON'T want to spend another day on this when i can be drawing NEW comics

[littlebitofdnd]

Sandra-Lynn and Sklonda are having a "What Do We Do About Kristen" phone call as we speak

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #brennan lee mulligan #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 fhjy #d20 fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #sklonda gukgak #sandra lynn faeth #riz gukgak #fig faeth #kristen applebees #like kristen IS a good friend and she DOES appreciate riz and fig but she is a mess #like as mothers of two deeply troubled children it makes sense they're comcerned #if my daughter the self-sacrificing ticking time bomb said she was ignoring a CURSE because she was busy with her friend's campaign??? #or if my son needed me to pull over to take a nap because the SAME GIRL was stressing him out so much?? #i think because we live outside the universe and love kristen it's easy to forget #kristen went from being the 'good kid' that the bad kids corrupted to the bad influence that worries their mothers #thinking about ally saying that kristen this season is when chaos is no longer cute #speaking of which this scene did make me realize how little the Thistlesprings check up on gorgug #ik they're trying though so imma give them a pass #like kristen has NO proper guidance on how to enter adulthood #i GUESS jawbone but Jawbone isn't raising her so much as he is housing her #What Kristen REALLY needs is to have one singular adult want to be her parent #She doesn't HAVE a proper sandra lynn or sklonda checking in on her #she has her ex-girlfriend's uncle #if kristen had someone looking out for her we wouldn't BE in this situation

[transkaito]

I love how much he hates cops

#my posts #professor layton #i mean the cops beat him up and left him to die so bad he was in a coma for 3 months and they raided his place during that time #allat just bc the prime minister tried to cover up the death of his girlfriend bc it would tarnish his electoral campaign #lost future is such a good game…..

[bleachersgirl]

i do think it’s so awesome that they didn’t cave and make bughead or varchie or barchie endgame. the person you date in high school will NOT be the person you end up with even if you live in riverdale!! you will be trapped in with them and all your other classmates forever in a diner in the afterlife though.

#and if you are a lesbian well you will be with your first girlfriend forever i guess but at least you’ll be hippies! good for choni! #riverdale #riverdale spoilers

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "About this meeting. Please don't be mean about Emily's co-worker dying..."

Vaggie: "What makes you think I'd be mean about it?"

Charlie: "Vaggie. Your adorable evil grin is showing."

Vaggie: "What grin?" >:D

Emily: "Charlie, hello!!!"

Charlie: "Emily~! Thank you SO much for coming all this way!"

Emily: "Oh don't thank me, I'm happy to meet up with you again anytime. I'm just glad you're ok! Alive, in on piece, still perfectly huggable- And you too, Vaggie!"

Vaggie: "Yeah great." (at Charlie) "tell her tell her Now."

Emily: "Tell me what?"

Charlie: "We-ell... It's, kinda about Adam..."

Emily: "Is he dead?"

Vaggie: "Very."

Charlie: "T-there might have been a SMALL amount of dying-"

Vaggie: "He's very dead. We checked. A lot."

Charlie: "Vaggie-"

Vaggie: "With spears."

Charlie: "Vaggiiieee noooo..."

Emily: "What happened?"

Vaggie: "The next best thing to me killing him."

Charlie: "WHICH SHE DIDN'T! But. Um. Somebody else did."

Emily: "Oh. Did anyone... record it?"

Vaggie: "...."

Charlie: "...."

Vaggie: "Charlie. Can we keep her."

Charlie: "Not if you ask me with an even worse evil grin like that no we can't."

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #emily hazbin hotel #chaggie #chaggily #incorrect quotes #(me trying to think how vaggie and emily could bond) “Well they both suffered through working with adam so...” #Emily: “Yeah I know it's not a nice thing to think but honestly fuck that guy.” #Vaggie: “she's my soulmate” #Charlie: “And I'm your girlfriend??” #Vaggie: “we both have two hands charlie and so does she” #Charlie: “...that IS a good point...” #Emilly: “???”

[musicalchaos07]

Jonathan, three hours into the road trip, finally knowing exactly how Murray felt when he insisted he and Nancy were just friends.

#Jonathan Byers and the terrible no good very bad spring break #he's really on an adventure #like it's a sick and twisted punishment to see your brother do the same shit you did WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S BROTHER #Jonathan at the motel yelling at them to share the bed #he's done #stranger things #Byler #jonathan byers #jancy #nancy wheeler #will byers #Mike Wheeler

[glittter-skeleton]

The angry tangos

#if you’re never heard of the fist one one it’s really good #if you have then the other shared thing between spies are forever and crazy ex gf is that curt mega is in both technically #he’s in crazy gf for like 3 minutes and has 2 lines #but it’s him! #crazy ex girlfriend #crazy ex gf #spies are forever #starkid #tin can bros

[fablegaze]

so. canto 5, huh

#my art #blood #limbus company #project moon #dante lcb #faust lcb #limbus company spoilers #canto 5 spoilers #part 2 was. quite an update. good lird #i also really love what's happening to ishmael. her descent into madness is so fascinating to watch #she's become the very person she's dedicated her life to killing #“is this what Ishmael was like when she sailed the Lakes? Or... Or is this the Captain?” ouuughh #my beautiful girlfriend email she is having such a good time #nothing wrong with her at all

[strawb3rryangelw]

#girlblog aesthetic #female manipulator #femininity #girlblogging #hyper feminine #hell is a teenage girl #this is a girlblog #lana del ray aesthetic #just girly things #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #girl interrupted syndrome #this is what makes us girls #im just a girl #daddy's good girl #cinnamon girl #girlhood #girlcore #lolit4 #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #tumblr girls #relatable #coquette aesthetic #nymph aesthetic #aesthetic #older guys #older man younger woman #housewife #stay at home girlfriend

[nuppu-nuppu]

More Angel Devil

#Angel Devil #csm #chainsaw man #chainsawman #csm fanart #fanart #angel devil fanart #art #artist on tumblr #artists of tumblr #maybe i do like rendering clothes #usually i am too lazy to do it but now i realized that it can actually be fun #broke up with my girlfriend btw lol #because she said that i was a difficult person because sometimes i am sad #lmao #good riddance #am i oversharing #don't worry i am okay

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Enid: Wednesday if I died would you get a new girlfriend?

Wednesday: If you died I’d immediately kill myself.

Enid:

Enid: Actually?

Wednesday: I wouldn’t even double check. You could have just been taking a very deep nap. Only to wake up to my bloody festering corpse staring right at you. The gory image of my devotion forever immortalised in your mind, haunting you for the rest of your days.

Enid:

Wednesday:

#wednesday psychologically tormenting her girlfriend: I’m getting really good at this whole romance thing #wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #enid x wednesday #wednesday netflix #wednesday 2022 #incorrect wednesday quotes #incorrect wednesday addams #incorrect wednesday #incorrect wenclair #ptbv