its like a ‘dont talk to me until i had my coffe’ type thing
But with some alterations to apply to Jonathan sim head archivists of the magnus institute London
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Funniest thing for me about the TS MC is that they've never heard the saying "still waters run deep."
Just b/c it made me wonder what other common sayings they've never heard.
Leander: I hope I can help you learn your way around! You must feel like a fish out of water in Eridia.
MC: The city's not so bad I feel like I'm choking to death, Leander.
Leander: That's...not quite what I meant?
Here's another one:
Mhin: I found a way into the Senobium. If I'm being honest, it feels too good to be true, but I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth.
MC: Is...giving horses as gifts common where you're from?
Mhin: What.
Wait, one more, one more:
Ais: Little birdie told me you broke into the Senobium last night.
MC: You can talk to birds?
Ais: I'm talkin' to you, aren't I, sparrow?
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❥ 𝐋𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐃𝐘𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐒 [ 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 ] .
designed for ships, but can be used for a variety of relationship types. change gendered language/add context to your needs. happy roleplaying !! ♡
❛ it feels so good to be bad. ❜
❛ it really makes me wonder if i ever gave a fuck about you. ❜
❛ give me something to believe in. ❜
❛ i don’t believe in you anymore. ❜
❛ i wonder if it even makes a difference to try. ❜
❛ so, this is goodbye. ❜
❛ one day i’ll wake up & it won’t hurt anymore. ❜
❛ it’s like i can’t even feel after the way you touched me. ❜
❛ you’re everything that i want, but you don’t want me. ❜
❛ am i a regret, yet? ❜
❛ was it worth what it costed? ❜
❛ you make me nauseous. ❜
❛ you’re overrated. ❜
❛ when i think of you, i just want to throw up. ❜
❛ all my friends say that you’re toxic. ❜
❛ why does love suck? ❜
❛ love hurts whether it’s right or wrong. ❜
❛ i can’t stop, i’m having too much fun. ❜
❛ you can’t save me, baby. ❜
❛ you never call or listen to me anyway. ❜
❛ where were you tuesday, october tenth? ❜
❛ how is your jacket covered in blood? ❜
❛ how was the party? did you have fun? ❜
❛ i fell in love with the warning signs. ❜
❛ the only time i feel alive is when i’m touching the warning signs. ❜
❛ if you tell me to stay away, i’m gonna dive in again. ❜
❛ my favorite color is red like the flags you fly overhead. ❜
❛ well, i should have known. ❜
❛ didn’t you see it coming? didn’t you see the signs? ❜
❛ i’ll break your pretty face. ❜
❛ bite your tongue & choke yourself to sleep. ❜
❛ you can hold my hand if no one’s home. ❜
❛ do you like it when i’m away? ❜
❛ you’re a pond & i’m an ocean. ❜
❛ all my emotions feel like explosions when you are around. ❜
❛ i am a wreck when i’m without you. ❜
❛ was it something i said to make you feel like you’re a burden? ❜
❛ tell me, is it worth it? ❜
❛ she’s a lady & i am just a line without a hook. ❜
❛ do what you want as long as you stay here. ❜
❛ you’ll change your name or change your mind & leave this fucked up place behind, but i’ll know. ❜
❛ if you ever try to leave me, i’ll find you, [name]. ❜
❛ i’ll be the bad guy, now. ❜
❛ i couldn’t be there, even when i tried. ❜
❛ seasons changed & our love went cold. ❜
❛ i knew that this was doomed from the get-go. ❜
❛ you thought that it was special, but it was just the sex, though. ❜
❛ it’s only me; what have you got to lose? ❜
❛ you should take it as a compliment that i got drunk & made fun of the way you talk. ❜
❛ you should think about the consequence of your magnetic field being a little too strong. ❜
❛ you’re so cool, it makes me hate you so much. ❜
❛ you’ve ruined my life by not being mine. ❜
❛ you’re so gorgeous, i can’t say anything to your face. ’cause look at your face. ❜
❛ i’m so furious at you for making me feel this way. ❜
❛ if you’ve got a girlfriend, i’m jealous of her. but if you’re single, that’s honestly worse. ❜
❛ you’re so gorgeous, it actually hurts. ❜
❛ you make me so happy, it turns back to sad. ❜
❛ there’s nothing i hate more than what i can’t have. ❜
❛ guess i’ll just stumble on home to my cats. alone … unless you wanna come along? ❜
❛ you look so happy when i’m not with you. ❜
❛ i don’t know why i run away. ❜
❛ take me back, ’cause i wanna stay. ❜
❛ i kept my distance ’cause i know that you don’t like when i’m with somebody else. ❜
❛ i couldn’t help it; i put you through hell. ❜
❛ i realize that it’s much too late, & you deserve someone better. ❜
❛ i’m not the best at breaking up. ❜
❛ i like my alone time, but i want somebody to hold. ❜
❛ i get what i want. i keep it for a minute. then i let it go. ❜
❛ i hate it when you’re there for me, but i like it when you hit the spot. ❜
❛ i don’t do fake love, but i’ll take some from you tonight. ❜
❛ i don’t expect you to understand. ❜
❛ i’m ready to die holding your hand. ❜
❛ i can’t hide how i feel about you inside. ❜
❛ i’d give everything up tonight, if i could just have you be mine. ❜
❛ i’d give up everything for you. ❜
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