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crusty-chronicles · 7 months
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Airheaded S/O Headcannons #13: Gaara (Naruto)
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Legitimately hates you when you first meet
Which to be fair, he kinda hated everyone during the Chuunin Exams
But something about you amplified that hatred
Maybe it was the fact you always had a dopey smile on your face
Maybe it was how you won your match against the sound ninja by stumbling around (literally tripping or looking around last second so their attack barley missed you)
Or maybe, just maybe it was because you were so nice to him.
Didn't you have a clue what he was?
What he was capable of?
All the horrible things he was planning on doing to one of your peers? (That Uchiha kid really did get on his nerves.)
It was truly disgusting, that smile of yours filled with so much warmth.
Then you'd volunteered to be his opponent when Sasuke was late. Your own opponent he'd killed the night before.
"Why don't we fight each other since the people we're supposed to fight are missing? It's better than sitting here and doing nothing."
And it was the audacity of you to address him so formally that made him agree.
He was going to enjoy defeating you. Finally shut you up once and for all.
But when the fight started, something about your demeanor changed.
It was more focused, your chakra somehow stronger.
There was no longer a fool in front of him.
And when the match started, he once again found himself on the offense.
Sand barely able to protect him against your speed. It was like he was fighting Rock Lee all over again
And that made him mad.
So mad that he became more aggressive with his attacks.
You now the one being pushed back.
It would have been evenly matched. Key word: would've.
But like the fool you were, you mis-stepped and took a direct hit from his sand.
The granules wrapping around you and preparing to crush you into nothing.
But before he could put you down for good, you extended your arm out.
"I surrender." And that bright smile was back.
"That was a good match. It truly was an honor to fight you, Gaara."
He stopped his attack immediately out of sheer confusion.
You were the enemy.
He was supposed to help destroy your village
Yet here you were treating him like he was more than that.
Like he wasn't just a monster.
You called fighting him an 'honor'. Something you enjoyed rather than being a nuisance like he thought.
What was wrong with you
Gaara thought a lot about that day.
How he almost destroyed the Leaf
How Naruto had completely changed his perspective on life.
But more often than not, he thought about you.
And when he finally got to see you again during Rock Lee's battle with Kimimaro, the first thing he did was apologize.
"It's a pleasure to be meeting you again. I'd like to apologize for my behavior during the Chuunin Exams, especially towards you."
The way your face lit up had his own reddening.
"Thank you! And it's nice to see you're doing better."
He realizes he's actually grown fond of your dopey smile.
Because of Gaara's soft spot for you, you're constantly doing runs for the Hokage to the Sand Village
It's mostly to keep relations peaceful between the villages, Gaara being the new Kazekage and all.
But you don't have a clue. You just think you get a free trip to see your friend 🥺🥺🥺
It's during your time there that Gaara really notices your lack of brain.
No, you can't put a smiley face as a signature on important documents.
Please stop jumping from tall heights so his sand will catch you. He can only control it so much.
You cannot be lost at a time like this. You were just behind him five minutes ago????
He practically follows you around like a lost puppy so you don't get hurt.
That means being your personal escort between villages.
Even though he knows you're more than capable of protecting yourself.
He just can't risk something happening to you.
You're too precious. (Being one of his first friends alongside Naruto.)
After confiding in Kankuro once, it's then he's told all warmth he feels from being near you is love.
Something he never thought he'd ever experience.
Something he was told he never deserved.
And he figures you must like him too with how adamant you are to stay by his side, right?
Maybe not
He doesn't exactly know how these things work.
Courting you is a process he is extremely unfamiliar with.
Tries to ask for help from his siblings
Kankuro suggests buying you gifts and 'flirting'
Tamari suggests he just outright tell you his feelings.
Both prove to be a trial-and-error process.
You're thankful for the little things he gives you, but your face doesn't redden as his does with you.
He tells you he likes your eyes only for it to turn back to him when you tell him he has a kind heart.
How is he to top that?
Tries Tamari's method and just feels more defeated.
"I enjoy the time you spend here with me."
"I like being here with you two 😃"
"I should rephrase. I like you."
"Me too. I'm so glad we're friends!"
He decides to go about it his own way and maybe, just maybe you'll return his feelings.
"Do you remember how I was back then?" He asked as the both of you sat atop a building. The sun just beginning to set.
"Yup. You were a little mean at the Chuunin Exams. I thought you were gonna kill me for a second."
And that makes him panic for a second because if you thought that back then, there was no way you'd return his feelings. But he pushed on. No use going back now.
"There's a reason for that. When I was a child, I was told I was undeserving of love. That I was brought into this world hated. My only purpose was to live for myself, everybody else wanted me to die."
He was stunned when you placed your hand on his.
"You are deserving of love and happiness. I love you, you know?"
He was not expecting this turn of events. He planned of finishing his rant with 'Now I have plenty to live for. You are one of those reasons.'
Not for you to outright say you loved him
It was so unexpected that he didn't realize he started crying until you fussed over him.
"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry!!! Please don't be sad!!!"
And he has to reassure you they're tears of happiness. That right now he was the most content he's ever been.
Because of your smooth brain, you ask him how he can be happy when he's crying.
He ends up pulling you into a kiss and that's where the dots connect for you.
Gaara has the biggest soft spot for you. It only makes sense that everything he calls you is with all the love he has.
Love, sweetheart, honey, dear, precious, my heart.
Not ashamed to call you all those things in public like some of the other candidates in this series.
Surprisingly, Gaara doesn't get jealous. He's very secure in his ability to make you happy and about your feelings for him. He doesn't doubt that for a second.
However, if you're gone too long on a mission, he might get a little insecure. The feeling is quickly gone as soon as you get back.
He is completely enamored with you and your heart. Your empty head is a quirk he's also learned to enjoy.
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An: The final chapter to our main Airhead Stronk S/O series. That doesn't mean the series is officially over!!!! I'll be doing bonus chapters via requests or characters I think deserve love. They're probably gonna take a while tho so I can focus on finishing my Moon and Sun series. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT
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This purple fuck
He and his bulge are rotating in my mind like a dryer full of bricks
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nulltune · 2 years
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hakuno and who??? 🤔 sgjfhsd ok but tHIIIIIS IS HAKUNOCORE GDKDHSHD BECAUSE-- Cute (as a protective and survival mechanism 👏👏)
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cloversdreams · 1 year
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what kind of options are these lmaooo
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A request from SkyDragonGrandeeny of ao3!!
I've seen in the show that Vash has a lotta of scars, and he claims their symbols of his unrelenting mercy, even against enemies who try and kill him (thanks knives ya jerk). I also heard he doesn't like girls to see them, since he believes it would gross them out or they would run away at the site.
Since Vash is a adorable dork, I would love a fluff story when the reader discovers the scars, like maybe he took a shower like in the show and had no shirt on afterwards; but instead of any kind of disgust, reader is instead worried for Vash. Afterwards with reassurance he's fine, reader is becomes flustered/shy because Vash is a lot more ripped/stronk looking then expected. oh and yknow his shirts off oops. (That red coat hides how much muscle he has like oh lawd-)
A/N: I'll never get tired of writing for Vash's scars! It makes me love him even more 🥰
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Just For You
"Why don't you grab your little boyfriend, and tell him dinner is ready?"
"S-sure, Granny!" Your face tinted red as you led yourself out of the dining room where you had just set the table for dinner, and up to Vash's room.
With a quick knock, you entered to see Vash standing in only a pair of sweatpants, prosthetic arm in hand, his body paused in the motion to put it back in place. A towel was draped around his neck.
"Vash, dinner is...O-Oh… S-sorry." Was all you could muster out. You wanted to just say dinner was ready and leave him be, but something froze your feet in place. You took in the sight of his eyes closing, and jamming the prosthetic arm into place. He rolled his shoulder and wiggled his fingers to recalibrate.
"I didn't think you'd get to see me without a shirt this early." His voice broke the silence. You'd only been traveling for seven months, and dating for one. How you had never seen him without a shirt in that time was beyond you, but he had told you his body wasn't worth seeing.
"Told you It's not pretty." He said as if he'd been reading your mind.
You had always thought he would be lanky, much like an old T-shirt left on a clothesline, but you didn't realize how right you were in a much different way.
An astonishing amount of scars riddled his body. Some long, some thick, some small lines, others appeared to be large patchy chunks that skin had grown back over time.
Stunned by the sheer amount of them, you hardly felt your body move to him, your hands nearly touching them, but stopping short. It was as if you were to touch him, he would crumble away.
"You can touch them, ya know." He softly whispered, which still caused you to visibly jump. Giving him a quick glance of eye contact, you began tracing along the large scar that disappeared over his shoulder.
You felt the ragged skin that bordered his prosthetic arm, and traced along the long thin scar that resided there. The metal grate covering his missing pectoral was cold to the touch, and still damp from his shower.
"This is what I get for not killing my opponents. I show them mercy, let them live their lives, and I take the damage." He maintained his whisper as your hands continued to explore his torso.
You wondered if he remembered the story behind each one, not that you would ever ask him to retell such traumatic events. How many were there in total? How many more would he obtain before someone got a lucky shot and killed him?
You made your way to see all of the scars on his back as well. There were so many more. Another grate under his right arm, two metal pieces like bolts in his side, a triangular metal plate on his scapula.
"You don't deserve that." Your eyes were plastered with sadness, not looking up at him, "I'm glad you don't kill, but… this. This is so much." You laced your arms around to his front, pressing your face into his back in a hug, "Do they hurt?"
"Only when it gets a little too cold out, or when I have nightmares of the injury. It's nothing compared to the phantom pains in my arm though…" he paused with a disgruntled hum, realizing that maybe he was opening up too much too soon. A pause between the two of you felt like a whole hour, but was merely a moment.
"Please stop letting yourself get hurt." You squeezed his waist, a slight tremble beginning to form within you, "You're just as important as all of those people you save, ya know? Especially…" to me, is what you couldn't say to him yet, "You can't save the world if you're dead, Angel." You recovered.
"M'not gonna die." You could practically hear the rolling of his eyes.
"Yeah, you're too stubborn for that." You gave his waist another squeeze, only to finally feel the muscles underneath. You took a step back, and took a second to see his rippling muscles beneath the battlefield of scars. His back was well defined, noting every curve of his body.
You didn't know how you never noticed how well defined his body was. He always wore baggy clothes, much like the gray sweatpants that were sitting a little too low for your little heart to handle.
You wondered if it was: 1) to throw people off, 2) because he was tall and no fitting medium fits a tall man like him, or 3) to be comfy and not so sweaty in the blistering heat. Whatever it was, you were beginning to enjoy that this was a show that only you had tickets to see right now.
"It's not that I'm stubborn." He turned around to face you once again, and you couldn't help but notice the little muscles under his ribs, and the sheer sculpture of his upper arms, "it's just that I've got someone to look after now, ya know?"
You were too absorbed in viewing his chiseled abs, and starting to wonder where that little V of his hips led to, when he lifted your chin to create eye contact, "So I'll do my best not to get hurt anymore. Just for you, Mayfly." He had this smirk on his face that had 'I caught you looking' written all over his face.
"Good. I'll hold you to it." Your face heated up instantly at his expression, he laughed
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amaesama · 1 year
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this is so fucking specific so i understand if you don’t wanna do this but ..
could i req smth about the pastas (particularly toby, ben, and ej) with a super cuddly, affectionate s/o, who’s also prone to getting hurt easily because of a genetic disorder?
i bruise from basically nothing and i’m more prone to breaking bones, which isn’t smth you want when surrounded by serial killers, but GOD i wanna cuddle them so bad. unstoppable force meets immovable object
I- LOVE THIS IDEA??? SO MUCH?? I’m extremely anaemic and I also bruise very easily, I know my condition might not be the same as yours but I think this is a really interesting idea oml. Also I don’t write romantically for BEN so his section is altered just a bit, sorry for the inconvenience:(
Characters: Ticci Toby, Eyeless Jack, BEN Drowned, Jeff the Killer (I thought he’d suit this so I added him)
Ticci Toby
Toby himself has a long list of diagnoses so when you first tell him about your condition he’s like ‘omg we should make a club.’ Why? I don’t know but it’s cute of him.
However he quickly learns that his Tourette’s and your disorder are not a very good match, something he first learns when you pounce on him for a hug and his motor tics makes him slap your arm and you’re like ‘:( owie’ and a massive bruise ends up forming.
Ever since then he’s very cautious when he touches you as he is very aware of how destructive some of his motor tics can be, and you’re like ‘no it’s ok, it’s not your fault :(‘ but the poor guy will still feel awful.
In the end you’re not gonna leave him because of something he has no control over and he’s not gonna let his Tourette’s stop you from loving each other. He tries to suppress them as much as possible but you just know how uncomfortable he will be when he stops so you try your best to stop him doing that. Sometimes he can feel his tics coming so he will tell you to make a bit of distance from him, which you’ve decided is the best way to keep the both of you safe.
BEN Drowned
BEN is a trickster at heart, and when he hears that there’s someone around who shouldn’t be pranked because of how fragile they are he’s like ‘yeah sure whatever’ and just brushes it off.
HOWEVER when he tries to spook you this one time in your room by pulling some poltergeist shit and throwing stuff around and you get really hurt when he lobbed a teddy bear at you a bit too hard he’s like 👁️👄👁️
Although he adores the look of anger and shock whenever he pranks someone, something about actually causing you damage just makes him so uncomfortable. He will leave you alone for a bit, and when you ask him why he’s like ‘yeah you’re no fun to mess with >:(‘ which is a total lie he just doesn’t want to hurt you.
From now on he looks out for you to makes sure you don’t end up hurting yourself somehow, and if you point this out to him he’ll play dumb and pretend like he had no clue what you’re talking about.
Eyeless Jack
Part of Jack already knows about your disorder and wants to learn more about it with you helping him out; he has a passion for medicine and biology so he’ll try his best to chemically reduce the chances of you breaking bones or injuring yourself.
The other part of him is inhabited by a demon that is very stronk and could kill a man without breaking a sweat. This means that any affection of any kind makes him very on edge, and when one wants to cuddle and relax one should not be on edge.
So when you pull him into his room and make him flop on his bed cuz you feel like hugging him he’s like 🧍‍♂️cuz you can squeeze him as hard as you want (‘actually maybe not too hard, Y/N if you strain your arms too much you might pull something out of place - can you loosen your grip a bit please?’) and he won’t break, but there’s no way in hell he’s gonna bear hug you anytime soon.
Also have you seen his nails?? The guys got straight up talons on his fingers and what if he accidentally brushes your arm or something? Nope, he has to wear gloves. Big oven gloves. He doesn’t care if they’re awkward to wear, your safety is his priority.
Jeff the Killer
Pfffff lmao you’re weak.
This dickhead finds it HILARIOUS, he will make fun of you all the time, being like ‘oop be careful walking down the stairs, grandma, you might get a splinter’ or something dumb like that.
Absolutely zero remorse.
And then you get into a relationship with him (god knows how) and he has a sudden moment of realisation of how serious your condition is, which is very sobering.
He will totally threaten anyone if they’re holding anything he deems as heavy to not come near you, and if you pass someone in a corridor he’ll stand between you and them in case they try anything.
Turns into one of those protective mothers who puts nappies and duct tape on all sharp corners in the house, and if you point it out to him he’ll be like
‘Umm.. no?? That’s for me, I don’t give a shit about you bumping into things.’
He’s a liar.
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mocolococoffeesimp · 4 months
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Elphelt seeing her intimidating bodyguard Male S/O walking menacingly towards the paparazzi because the lights are too bright for her and just gets a look on their face that's a mix of crazy, mad, and murderous intent.
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S/O: "Oh⁓ that sound you'll make when I bash your head in⁓!"
Elphelt: *trying to drag S/O away but is getting dragged instead because S/O is big stronk* "S/O NO!"
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-You were pretty much the ideal bodyguard, as you were intimidating and large, making you the ideal scary dog. You kept Elpehlt safe, protected her from paparazzis. This slowly evolved into a relationship with her.
-You and Elphelt had just arrived to the show, where bunch of fans were already waiting for her. You shielded her as you two started to walk towards her private room, to prep for the show. You two thought you were in the clear, but than a fan jumped from a cover. Flashing lights as they took pictures. Elphelt covered her eyes, as you watched it unfold. Not realizing, paparazzi had gotten so close to you two.
-You cracked your neck, as you approached the paparazzi looking extra scary. Elphelt realized, what you were going to do, grabbing your hand pulling you back. To no avail, as you kept on moving forward, with her.
"Oh, I am going to enjoy seeing your brains on the wall." You said menacingly, as you got closer and closer to the paparazzi. Paparazzi was scared of you, as they tried to get away from you, only to bump into a wall.
"S/O, no smashing!" She told you, but you didn't listen. You were ready to take a swing at the paparazzi, before Elphelt kissed you on the lips, making you freeze on your tracks. Despite, her kissing you, you managed to snatch the camera from the fleeting paparazzi. You two only heard, the footsteps of the paparazzi getting quieter and quieter.
"I really wanted to smash his head." You mutter as you drop the camera on the ground, breaking it. Elphelt chuckled at your reaction, as she started to pull you to her room.
"I know, but it would've been really messy. And, we don't want that, cutie." She gave you a cheek kiss, as you entered the room. She was happy you could protect her, but she did think you went bit far at times. She had learned kisses, were the best way to calm you down. She did use it often, to calm you down.
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seb-reads31 · 2 months
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Could you write some scenarios where the Vox Machina ladies are trying to listen to their Artificer S/O explain their invention, and just not understanding a word they're saying?
Tw's - me hinting that the reader is a caffeine addict,
Type - head canons
Genre - fluff
Comments - Awww, this sounds cute 🥹🥹 I'll try and work on the other Vox Machina series I started I swear 😭 (this is a gn!reader) let me know if you like the dialog or if it doesn't sound right, decided to try something 🤷
Uh.. That's very nice dear..
Keyleth
- Keyleth, my sweet baby, understands nothing
- She's sitting in a chair or on your bed in your little makeshift workshop, oggling at the contraptions and gadgets all around the room
- She tries to pay attention as you explain your newest invention.. uh.. she knows what it is just give her a second-
- She mostly nods along, trying to keep up with you while you're going a mile a minute, you had obviously had stayed up far too long and drank too much coffee
- She does ask you to repeat several things, but she loves it when your eyes light up when she finally clues in and understands a bit more
- Some things she won't ever understand completely, but she's happy with knowing you're happy with your rambles to her <33
"Hm? Oh- uh, yes! I'm still listening! Just.. uhm.. could you explain this part to me a little better? I uh, didn't get it fully.. hehe.."
Vex'alhia
- She sort of understands?
- She knows enough from Percy getting on a tangent or needing assistance with his gadgets that she can understand your half awake-half caffeinated rambles
- She might even take notice of something that might cause your invention to fail and will point it out
- Or she might not, just to see it poof and see how goofy you are lmao
- But all in all she is probably the best to ramble to
- She definitely looks for parts you mentioned you needed or thinks you might want/need while they're adventuring
"Yes, love, while this new trinket of your looks very great, this component here will cause it to misfire. Hmm, maybe I should be an artificer? That would certainly be handy."
Pike
- Kinda like Kiki, she has no idea what you're talking about
- She does, however, take great interest in your inventions
- She even asks you how to make something, like a music box to start with
- She loves learning about your craft and she adores the happy glint in your eyes when she first asked you if you could teach her
- She loves learning, she's a little nerdy even though she seems super stronk on the outside
- She obviously doesn't make the music box right the first couple of times, but she doesn't let it deter her!
- When she does finish it and tests it, she secretly enlists Scanlan's help to make a little music sheet to run through the music box
"Hmmm.. Hey, starlight? Can you help me with this part here? It doesn't want to fit and I'm a little afraid to break it, hehe.."
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aprillikesthings · 1 month
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s5 ep8 Shot in the dark
woohooo
Off topic but while looking for fan art of Catra from the portal (ugh I need to try different tags) I instead saw a bunch of anti-Catra and anti-Catradora and anti-spop blogs and jfc people need to get a life and touch some grass and if I'm saying that--
(I mean, I did leave the house today with Saer and their mom, we went to Powell's books where I spent too much money but I got a couple of wlw manga and a Judith Butler book among a few other things, and also we went to a vintage clothing store that seemed to have NO END but I bought one thing there, a lavender satin bathrobe, the short kind; the only thing wrong with it was that it's a bit faded in some places and it's a little small on me but it's a bathrobe, and it was like $26 AND 100% SILK)
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a question many astronauts have surely asked as well!
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these two squabbling but not actually fighting always sounds like flirting, it doesn't help that a split second after that screenshot, Catra actually smiles for a second
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Look. I love them.
Bow: "Adora, Catra's right" Everyone's eyes: go wide Bow: "...that felt weird to say"
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the startled noise they all make when he starts talking lolol
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but Catra has some flashes (from when she was in the hive mind) and says Krytis is a planet, nice. There's something there Horde Prime doesn't want them to know--so they head for Krytis, roll intro theme
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:O
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oh man they really did start changing this up every episode. Look at poor Perfuma's face.
Anyway on Krytis they find an old Horde ship and everyone else is trying to figure out what happened but poor Catra is remembering what it was like to be chipped :(
there's a cute moment when she notices her tail is all fluffy from fear and smooths it out before joining the others
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there's a "crack" video where Entrapta's little walk here is dubbed with a clip from an ancient Spiderman show's theme song
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ahaha
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LOOK AT HER the way Bow says this is so great
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POOR CATRA
Adora laughs longer than anyone else after Catra gets the helmet off and Catra blushes and smiles and everyone stands around not wanting the ruin the moment--and then Entrapta finds something and squeals and startles the shit out of everyone and it's SO GREAT
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Catra: "So, wait, the plan is to barge ahead into the structurally unsound building to find some mystery person that we know nothing about, in hopes that they somehow know how to defeat Horde Prime?"
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Bow: "You know, we were just gonna recklessly blast our way through that blockade until you stopped us. So this whole thing is basically your idea."
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Catra's starting to realize what DORKS they all are and that good-natured teasing is just part of the deal
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the GLEE with which they are including her
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I didn't mean to get a screenshot that makes it look like Adora is staring at Catra's butt, but(t) I'm not mad about it
Meanwhile, on Etheria:
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yikes
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"and yet we're still stuck with you?"
HAH
Back on Krytis Wrong Hordak is having an existential crisis as he realizes Horde Prime is not perfect
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Catra fuckin' slices a door into the wall
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Bow: dunno if that's safe Glimmer: yeah I'm not sure about this either Adora: MY GIRLFRIEND IS STRONK and has v sharp claws isn't she perfect
seriously tho Adora is BLUSHING
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Catra's face
Glimmer's too, actually
oh god it's the bit where Catra keeps sneezing at the spore things in the air and Bow is just like 🥺
Adora's reaction to this conversation is also priceless
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Anyway a second later, Catra leans on the wall and sinks into it, she shrieks and Adora yells "CATRA!!" and when they pull her out the wall starts sending out HUGE MURDER SPIKES
Back on Etheria:
Castaspella: "You said you had a plan. The only reason I'm following you is because if anyone would know about mind control, it's you." Shadow Weaver: "Mind control? Is that what they told you? No. My gifts were always far subtler."
I dunno, I think torturing kids is hardly "subtle." But abuse is often hard to spot while it's happening to you.
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y'know, like this shit
Okay in fairness she says she was less powerful as well and now he's chipped he's under control by the enemy and they're not strong enough to fight him
On Krytis, the Squad realizes they've gotten confused/turned around in the abandoned ship--"Isn't this where we started?!" There's a growling noise. The hallway somehow gets longer while they're walking in it. Creepy as fuck.
Oh and also it turns out Horde Prime and the First Ones fought over Krytis ages ago and Prime won but then abandoned the place anyway.
Entrapta: also there's someone right behind you
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yay i know who this is lol
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ALSO Catra insisting on protecting everyone is v cute
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also it took me three times to get this screenshot ahahaha
and when she tackles it they both disappear
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the audible PANIC
OH HEY i hit the image limit okay hold on
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Love Languages for the Counselors
A/N: Sorry Max’s is so short my brain wasn’t cooperating. Also I pulled these out of my ass when I was supposed to be sleeping enjoy <3
Ryan
~ I’m going to say quality time
~ he does that introvert thing where he just *exists* in the same room as the people he loves and it’s more than enough for him
~ that’s not to say he would never talk to you he wants to get to know you he’s just a little awkward about it
~ please help him he’s struggling
~ will eventually let you listen to his podcasts with him just don’t ask so many questions mid episode
~ he will happily clear things up for you afterwards❤️
Dylan
~ words of affirmation with a little bit of physical affection thrown in
~ ik he loves goofy pet names and probably tires to embarrass you with them while just sitting with you
~ “My cinnamon sugar apple. My honeybun sugar plum. My sweet peace of ass”
“Dylan wtf”
“Okay sorry. Can you hand me that pen over there”
~ does the traditional babe/baby too
~ also not shy to voice his love for you. Not a day goes by where he doesn’t tell you
~ likes to top off his sugary words with a peck on the cheek to leave you wanting more of him
Kaitlyn
~ Acts of service
~ In cannon she has trouble expressing herself and I think that shows in her relationships too
~ She can’t always get the words out or let herself be vulnerable but she will hold the door for you and save you a seat wherever you go
~ thank her and she’ll scoff
~ I can imagine her helping you style your hair and if it’s long she’ll chastise you and say that if you can’t handle it you should cut it short like hers
~ you never have to ask her for anything, she’ll always do whatever she can for you but she might call you stupid in the mean time
~ “here I brought you some water”
“Oh thank you that’s so sweet of you :)”
“Yeah well someone has to keep you from getting dehydrated. Now shut up and drink”
Jacob
~ do I really even have to say it
~ physical👏🏻affection👏🏻
~ once you give him the go ahead for PDA (if you are okay with it) prepare to be picked up and squeezed at any given moment
~ doesn’t matter how big you are he’s stronk
~loves kissing u. Will do it until your lips are swollen if you don’t stop him.
~I can also see him as an ass slap man if you consent to it before hand
~ if he’s wearing jeans pls put your hand in his back pocket while walking around. He’s beaming the whole time it’s so gross
~overall just a big teddy bear who will smoosh you with his man boobs if you ask
Emma
~ another words of affirmation counselor
~ she’s a little different in her approach than Dylan
~ she will use pet names if you like them but also just loves to compliment you
~ “Did you change your hair? I love it!” “You always look beautiful/handsome/attractive but you looks especially good today.” “That color looks so good on you!” That kind of stuff
~ will not be at all embarrassed to post you on her social media. Brags about you all the time actually
~ “This is my S/O! I love them and if you’re mean I’m blocking you”
~ includes you in her videos if you want to be in them
~ she’s my blorbo
Abi
~ gift giving but not in the way you might think
~ @bloodverz wrote a post about the counselors bringing you back little trinkets from hikes and stuff and I think that fits her character very well
~ “this rock made me think of you :)” you will end up with a rock collection whether you like it or not
~ I hc that she has a garden at home and she grows flowers and food for you
~ this might be more on the side of acts of service but I also see her doodling on your arms and legs if you let her. It’s a little gift to remember her by later
~ bonus points if you get something she drew on you as a tattoo she’ll be so flustered so give her some kisses
Nick
~ Another snuggly boy but less obvious that Jacob
~ pretty shy about pda
~ he’ll hold your hand, give you hugs, and give chaste kisses but that’s about it unless you want him to turn red and forget how to move and talk
~ in private he won’t let go of you
~ pulls you in his lap to get the kisses he was too shy to ask for in public
~ a hand kisser too he’ll grab your hand and kiss all your fingers wait let me stop before I need to lie down 😮‍💨
~ he runs pretty hot which can get annoying in the summer but during the winter you can latch onto him like a Koala and he won’t stop you
~ Rub your nose on his and make him blush. Do it.
Laura
~ mmmmm I’m going to go with acts of service
~ we get to see her interact with Max in the game but they’re in a dire situation most of the time
~ however idk if every relationship is strong enough that you will literally kill your camp director for but Laura did
~ she would do anything for you and she tells you that often
~ on top of that she’ll do little things for you like making your breakfast in bed once in a while
~ takes such good care of you when you’re sick she’s not leaving until you’re better
Max
~ words of affirmation
~ he loves you and he’s not afraid to shout it from the rooftops either
~ constantly reminding you how much you mean to him he’s so soft 🥹
~ I can also see him being very touchy but putting physical touch again feels like a cop out djejaodih
~ expect a good morning and good night text every day
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crusty-chronicles · 8 months
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is there any chance you could add killua for the airheaded but strong s/o headcanons? If not, then no worries, I just love how you write them!
Yeah, I don't mind but it's gonna be platonic because I'm a little iffy about writing for him romantically. He's just a boy 🥺🥺🥺 This is mostly a crack fic.
BONUS AIRHEADED S/O HEADCANNONS: Killua (HxH)
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Honestly tried to kill you at one point
Oh you're strong huh?
Then proceeds to hit you with everything he's got, only to see that it hardly affected you. (Kinda like the way he first treated Zushi)
After that he's petty, but impressed.
Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉 You've earned his respect 🥳🥳🥳
You're basically Gon 2.0
And he hates it
Cannot take you two anywhere
"We should break the lock to get in." Gon suggested.
"Are you stupid?" You scoffed.
"What's the point of having a door if you're just gonna break it?"
And Killua is momentarily at peace that at least one of you has some sense. Until you open your mouth again.
"Obviously we should smash open a window."
And Gon is nodding along enthusiastically
"You're right! What would we do without you 🤩"
And Killua is just 😮‍💨.
He is the parent of the group and I will die on this hill
If Gon's the sun, you're a nuke
He's constantly dragging you away from Hisoka
Nope. Not today
Why do you insist on talking to strangers.
No scratch that.
Why do you insist on talking to creepy strangers????
It gives him a massive headache everytime you almost get abducted.
Honestly thought about putting a tracker on you to avoid this happening.
But then he remembers you're practically indestructible so he drops it.
Is afraid Illumi will come for you and hurt you.
He was never allowed to have friends, and after Illumi threatened you and Gon at the Hunter Exam, he's very protective.
But then he remembers something you said after Greed Island.
"The three of us are all gonna become the best of the best. We're gonna get all wrinkly and old together and still kick butt!!! We're gonna stick together no matter what!"
And it temporarily quells the fear of his brother.
It makes him look forward to that outcome and gives him something to fight a little harder for.
When it comes to fighting, he does get a little envious of how you and Gon just rush in without thinking.
And how you always manage to win despite the circumstance.
But he never feels left behind because of it.
Like with Gon, he won't baby you, just call you an idiot and move on.
You fell?
Get up loser.
You can't read?
Find somebody else to translate. Or he'll make you do it and be laughing nonstop while you struggle to pronounce the word "Apple"
"Gon what color's an orange?"
"An orange is the same color as it's name. Just like a lemon."
Please somebody take you two back to first grade.
Killua is begging.
Even though he won't baby you, he'll rush as fast as he can if you're in actual danger.
You got caught by the phantom troupe?
"Are you completely brain dead!?!!? Where are you!?!?"
Now he regrets not putting a tracker on you.
"This nice clown man gave me candy and told me to follow him." You tell him over CALL.
"HISOOKAAAAA!!!!"
He is screaming and panicking.
You trespassed into the mountains his family lives to see him.
"WHY???? DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT MIKE!?!?"
And when he gets there he sees you rubbing the monstrous canine's tummy. Petting him and calling him a "Good Boy."
Names he has called you out of spite: Idiot, Moron, Dummy, Psycho, Airhead, Ditz, and probably Pea Brain
On the bright side, you are Alluka's favorite person.
"Give me your ribs."
"Oh, are you hungry? Let's see if we can't find you a smokehouse for those ribs."
And it baffles both souls so much that Nanika accepts that as fulfilling her command.
Plus you have endless amounts of energy that works to drain both girls out. Even when they've both already swapped twice.
Killua designates you her official babysitter when he's busy.
You are a complete lunatic and moron, but you're one of the people he trusts the most.
Even if he does complain about you a lot.
MASTERLIST
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shadowcatzone · 1 year
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i've had an idea so i'll just put it here
Zhongli who turned into his younger self with only those memories
Dragon/adeptus!S/O who is usually about 1k years younger then zhongli
Now S/O is about 2/3k years older than, well, morax
Morax behaving the way he was about 3k years ago and annoying the sh*t out of S/O as there's no way he's ever been that childish
S/O is a lot more patient than they used to be (imagining your 6k years old husband calming you helps a bit)
More patient does not, however, mean eternally patient and at some point S/O snaps.
"YOU BRAT!!!"
Cue S/O beating up younger morax bc more age= more stronk
(Also maybe f dragons get bigger than m dragons, if not then more exp)
When 3k morax turns back to 6k zhongli, endlessly apologetic about the whole thing, WILL cuddle S/O at every chance bc he's sorry
Thats it thats the thing, i'm just too lazy to turn it into a story
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parisiterileymoon · 8 days
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hhihihhi hope ur doing well!!
so uhh could i request fizzaroli and azmodeus (together) from hb with a male s/o whose the grim reaper :3
like he’s been around since before earth and is really stronk like the second stronkest person in hell AND heaven so he’s kinda a little overpowered
Ofcccc:D tysm anon!!!!
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•totally shows you off. Like “on yeah this is our boyfriend isn’t he so cool and awesome and sexy and incredible and-“ you get the idea
•your basically like fizzies body guard since he got kidnapped
•I feel like you would have one of those pillows with yes on one side and no on the other yk?
•you tried to carry OP Ozzie once (it worked cause u so s t r o n k)
•if u ever feel bad about claiming a soul they would cuddle you(like a little kid or a puppy or something)
•when you say grim reaper I imagine this dude I a floor length cloak just standing in the corner and Ozzie is having a meeting when the other guy is like “what is that thing” he’s just like “oh that’s my boyfriend, say hi babe!” And in this distorted voice your like “H̶̨̡͔̲͇̠̳͓̻̫̙̲̥͔̺͈̪̦̱̜̟̻͔̲͇͓͔̤̯̭̤̬̠̪͎̥̜̮̐̀̆̃̽͗̊̉͑͜͜͠ͅį̴̡̧̡̧̗͖̺̙̱̫̺̱̘̥̰̱̘̰̺̙͎̯͉̥͇͍͖̲̲͔̗͔̱͇̮͚͇̗̅̓̄̎̈́̔̈̑̎͊͒̂̂̑̊͒̒̆͛̔̇͛̅̋̽̈̈́̈́̚͘̚͜͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅ”
•fizzy woke you up with the air horn and you broke it. Like grabbed the air horn and just crushed it(apologize you monster/j)
•I imagine you wearing really dark clothes and you borrow Ozzie’s hoodie or something and you look ridiculous
•you totally threw hands with mammon(and won but mammon dosnt want to admit that)
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A/N: please let me know if something needs improvement and tysm for sending a request!
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zuffer-weird-girl · 1 year
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I was so excited for your requests opening my brain short circuited
Okok so can I get a fic of Overhaul/Dabi/Chrono with a s/o who pulls hard candy so they are very stronk?
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Stares at you with a look you swear he is about to puke but at the same time judging you so hard everything you show to him working on those candies.
Doesn't matter if you do use gloves, he thinks is disgusting.
He doesn't know it either, really. Is just the way that thing stretching that gives him shivers... really, he just feels triggered about it.
The fact you're strong like that to pull hard candy on a daily basis gives a tiny lil bit of relief since he worries about you being a target to heroes or rivals of him and Yada Yada you know the deal.
Pls don't offer to teach him how to do your own job, he is the disgust masked as a person.
If you somehow make a image on the candy of his liking he still won't eat it, but he will have that rare soft look on his amber eyes and thank you with a slight nod.
He will somehow use his intelligence to make the package or just the tiny candy impossible to go spoiled and just keep as a ornament.
Won't eat hard candy. Not after how you explained to him how it works.
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Now this mf you will be screwed.
Dabi is all bad boy fuck the world vibes but he has such a sweet tooth you're afraid the dude developing diabetes.
He is although picky about, but still, once the cremation user finds a type of sugary treat he likes is game over.
And to your dismay he does like hard candy.
Is a bit smug and shows you off to who he can about how strong you are and that you can pull this off.
Just had that tiny smirk on his face when he saw this for the first time and was just like "look at my doll, they can break anyone noses easily if they can pull this shit, isn't it cute?"
I mean, he watched you do it once or twice and saw videos of it so he just mentally clap his hands in appreciation to you because holy shit-
When you brought a lil package of a bunch of hard candy to him with a image of a black kitty with blue eyes this boy just melts.
Is gone in less than five minutes....
"Dabi you're gonna give yourself a stomach ache!"
"Worth it."
"DABI-!"
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Actually offered to help you.
Different than the two from above, he does have a interest on how to make and can go to the store where you work and offer help since well, his identity is safe and all. He isn't disgusted by it.
I headcanon that Hari is the type of guy who likes sour candy... for some reason. I don't know it's just fits.
Proud boi. He, much like Dabi, prides himself of your strength and what you can do.
Mimic and Chisaki are sick of hearing your name by the way. From how much Kurono speaks.
Man actually widened his eyes so hard the first time he saw you working on these stuff he just looked at you like 0_0 "Jesus babe you're STRONG-"
He likes the part where you guys chip the candy so he can see the details of it. So he actually asked you to show him so he could pull it off.
Man is actually good at it.
Actually carries a bit of the candy you make along with him, not because he is addicted but he just likes to remember of you while eating it.
Ah, his are sour type of btw
Rappa stole one.
Rappa cursed him to no ends from how sore that fucking thing was as Hari just stood there with a murderous look because "THAT WAS MINE-"
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mellowmin · 11 months
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HI!! I have a though based off your osamu fics (love how you characterize him btw)
Do you think he’d make food for his s/o? Like even late late night snacks
Okayyy first of all hiiii thank you for the ask ♡♡
Now to answer your question,
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YES HE WOULD!!!
I expressed in Samu's Character rant that I believe food is one of his love languages and this becomes evident when he takes every chance he can to make you eat his food. And I mean every. single. chance.
Do not let this man see you eating instant noodles he will not shut up about it ever, he will yank those out of your hands and start preparing you a 5 star gourmet meal all while scolding you for "eatin' fuckin' garbage in a cup"
As soon as he thinks it's appropriate to invite you over, best believe all your dates will be at his home. It's a mix between him trying out new recipes or preparing his bestselling meals with a special touch just for you.
Now, this becomes something you grow accustomed to and he kinda spoils you a little bit so he doesn't really have the right to complain about it; the more your relationship progresses, it becomes more natural for you to ask him for food whenever you are in need for some of his love.
SO TELL ME WHY he wants to act all annoyed when you ask for snacks in the middle of the night?? Like sir this is the monster YOU created.
Like, it's the night before his day off and neither of you are asleep yet but it's still quite late. You turn to him and softly caress his back, which makes him shudder.
When he turns his head to the side to look at you, you give him puppy eyes and ask for him to make you a little snack pls 🥺
THIS BITCH HAS THE AUDACITY TO GROAN. HE GROANS and he quickly tells you no.
Not sensing that he's being sarcastic, you go 'okay' and start sitting up to go get your own damn snack >:( only to be shoved back down into the bed by his stupidly stronk beefy juicy arm. And when you fight against him to be stubborn, he will absolutely wrestle you down and run to the kitchen after threatening you to stay there. (Little bonus: just think about play fighting with Samu omg I'm not okay)
Afterwards, he brings a tray to bed and you both have a little snack in bed, feeding each other and being soft until you're both tired enough to fall asleep in an embrace.
Sigh I'm so in love with him it's sick 🧎‍♀️
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Whew this got super long I hope you don't mind. Once again thank you for being my first request!! Love ya!!
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nuggiebugge · 2 years
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The slashers with a chubby s/o!
Michael myers
michael doesn’t care what you look like to be honest
It doesn’t matter, skinny, thick, curvy, tall, short
He just wants someone to wet his Willy (jk)
He will grip those love handles like they’re the only thing keeping him on the ground
Jason voorhees
like with michael, it doesn’t really matter
He loves you for you, and the fact you love him back is a wonder in its own
He loves how soft you are, and it just adds to how much he loves to cuddle when hes not chasing off those horny fucks.
You are so warm ohmygosh
If youre insecure about your pudge, he will kiss you all over to make you see yourself the way he does
He will kiss your cute little tummy, your soft thighs, your full lips
Brahms heelshire
he thinks you look like a teddy bear
If he wasn’t clingy before, he is now
He will try to be subtle when he gropes you, but its obvious hes squishing your love handles
You’re perfect for cuddling, so he will never let you get up from the bed, couch, floor
If he sees you poking at your stomach, or looking at yourself with anything but adoration, he will jump on you and not let go until you say you’re perfect. BECAUSE YOU ARE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!
He will demand in his little voice “say it y/n! Say you're perfect or you're carrying me all day!”
Vincent Sinclair
you look like a sculpture of a Greek goddess
No, y/n look *shows you sketches and painting of Greek goddesses*
If he comes up from the basement while youre cooking, he’ll come up behind you and just hug you shyly.
You know what he wants, and turn around. you smoosh him in your form, smothering him in warmth and softness.
Cuddle sessions are at least an hour long. It’s mandatory, what do you mean?
He will learn to cook your favorite food, and if it turns out good he will perfect it just to see you smile.
Chucky/Charles lee ray
He doesn’t really care to be honest
He just thinks you're pretty/handsome in general(shut up he’s a bicon and you know it)
He might not show you special affection because of it, but he loves the way your curves fit into clothes.
Bubba sawyer
oh my goodness you have a belly like he does!
You’re so cute, just like a little panda
He will scoop you up just to hear you squeak (caught off guard by his strength, he stronk)
He will snuggle you all day if you let him
He will babble in your ear trying to tell you how cute you are, but it just comes out as a marbled mess
He’s so soft for you like omg
Thomas Hewitt
you're just like aunty Mae
He thinks youre adorable
Your pudge just adds to his attraction to you
He will ask Luda Mae to help him make your favorite food to impress you
He is a very serious man, but you melt all of that away
He will learn how to bake just to make you smile
Pyramid head
at first he thinks you're weak
He slowly starts to like you though, he doesn’t think you're cute, he thinks you're beautiful
You’re exactly like a goddess he once served
He will kiss the ground you walk on
He will carry you around all day while he kills creatures that dared to bother you with their incessant bloodlust
He will never get tired of feeling your soft pudge on his shoulder
He will pet you like you’re a cat
Asa Emory/ the collector
Collector
he treats you like he would treat one of his most prized collection
You’re just a perfect specimen
Your extra pudge adds protection to your internal organs, which means he doesn’t have to worry much about internal damage
You’re very sturdy, you can handle a lot of physical abuse. Therefore, he can be a tad more rough with you
Asa
he likes it when you sit on his lap while he works
When you're sleeping together, he likes to be little to be able to squish you a little bit, he loves feeling how soft you are
Like in his collector persona, he loves that he can be rough with you, but in a different sense of course wink wonk
Jesse cromeans/ Chromeskull:
you're his perfect princess
He will spoil you so much, he will take you out to dinner or he will cook you meals from scratch
The clothes you need are too expensive because the plus size market is bullshit? He will buy you an entire new wardrobe
You want a corset, but the cheapest one in your size is 60 dollars? He will buy you a better one than that shitty waist trainer.
It almost feels like you're his sugar baby, but its not like that. He might expect extra cuddles, but that’s only because you're so warm and soft
He has cameras, so if he catches you self-deprecating in any way he will come home immediately. It doesn’t matter where he is, he's coming back to smother you in kisses.
Tiffany valentine ray
oh my gods lets go shopping
You said you needed a new bra right? Let’s go babe! Mamas got you!
She is a PDA queen, she will snuggle you in public, commenting the whole time about how soft you are
If she hears one comment about your body coming out of anyone’s mouth, she’s taking a nail file to their throat.
No one insults her baby
Nancy Downs
she would think youre the cutest thing ever
She will take you out to eat every weekend, and then have picnics every Friday after school :)
She would compare you to goddesses(not as to anger any of them, because some are quite vain)
She would believe that Monol put every ounce of love into your body, and believe you were his gift to Nancy.
She that there’s only more of you to love
If anyone makes you feel bad about your body, they are going to be on the news the next morning
Stu Macher
He is a Florida man on crack.
He will come running up out of nowhere, throw you over his shoulder, and run away leaving your friends confused as you scream in the distance.
He might look like a little twink, but it takes some real muscle strength to gut someone
He will make sure to leave you flustered every time you talk, gently rubbing your sides as you talk, hugging you from behind to squish your tummy
Billy Loomis
He LOVES thicc queens
He is a chubby chaser for sure
He would loved it if you laid on top of him while you two cuddled, he loves the comfort of your weight pressing on him
You’re like a heated, weighted blanket.
He thinks you’re so sexy, the way that dress/suit hugs your figure
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