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HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY‼️ HE IS SCREAMING IT‼️ LISTEN TO HIM SPEAK‼️

#autism #actually autistic #gay #mlm #autistic things #I’m crying this is so funny #cats #cats of tumblr #funny cats #cat #black cat #black cats of tumblr

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OH MY GOD I FOUND IT

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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Hi! I swear, I got so excited when I saw you write fics for crave, so I was wondering if you could do a friends to lovers with Hudson Vega? Love ya 😘 xoxo and thank you for writing fics!

Omg ofccccc <333 I am most of the way through the 4th book so bear with me friend-o!

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You and Hudson were sitting across from eachother on the sofa in his bedroom/dungeon thing. He was engrossed in his book completely ignoring your presence. Rude. You gently kick him in the shin to get his attention. He puts a bookmark in and puts the book down. “I would prefer it if you got my attention in a way other than assaulting me.” “I didn’t ASSAULT you…you’re so dramatic.” You playfully roll your eyes and scoot yourself closer to him and put a hand on his leg. “What’s new?” “I’ve caught feelings for someone” you grin ear to ear and fan yourself, freaking out. “OHHH MY GOD WHO IS IT?” “You grab your best friend by his shoulders and shake him a little. He pushes you to the floor, however you are too busy half freaking out(positive) and freaking out(negative) to complain about it. “Who is it?” You try not to shout. He raises an eyebrow “why do you need to know?” You dramatically stand up and flop back down on the couch “you’re such a DIIIIICK…please tell me.” You really hoped it was you. Like desperately. The thing is, you’ve had a huge crush on him for like…so long. You don’t know exactly when the crush feelings showed up but one day they just…did. He looks at you closely, as if trying to make a decision. “You.” You look around as if you are being punked. “Haha very funny. It’s Grace, isnt it?” He shakes head and looks you in the eye “it’s you, (____).” You smile, confused but glad. “Really?” He nods, ushering you closer to him. You scoot closer, sitting between his legs about where his knees are. You look at him in all his chiseled glory. “Hudson…will you be my boyfriend” “of course babe.” He pulls you in and gives you a kiss on the forehead.

Neither of you are perfect. Obviously. But you are perfect for eachother.

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A/N: as I write on my other stories constructive criticism is appreciated and valued! It is a bit rushed on the end because I am tired lol. Thank you for reading!

#crave #crave series #hudson vega #crave Hudson Vega #Hudson Vega x reader #Tracy Wolff crave

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Thats so much more threatening with the crusty reaction image

Jax, who betrothed you with a shotgun?

"Who says I didn't have it all along?"

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hhihihhi hope ur doing well!!

so uhh could i request fizzaroli and azmodeus (together) from hb with a male s/o whose the grim reaper :3

like he’s been around since before earth and is really stronk like the second stronkest person in hell AND heaven so he’s kinda a little overpowered

Ofcccc:D tysm anon!!!!

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•totally shows you off. Like “on yeah this is our boyfriend isn’t he so cool and awesome and sexy and incredible and-“ you get the idea

•your basically like fizzies body guard since he got kidnapped

•I feel like you would have one of those pillows with yes on one side and no on the other yk?

•you tried to carry OP Ozzie once (it worked cause u so s t r o n k)

•if u ever feel bad about claiming a soul they would cuddle you(like a little kid or a puppy or something)

•when you say grim reaper I imagine this dude I a floor length cloak just standing in the corner and Ozzie is having a meeting when the other guy is like “what is that thing” he’s just like “oh that’s my boyfriend, say hi babe!” And in this distorted voice your like “H̶̨̡͔̲͇̠̳͓̻̫̙̲̥͔̺͈̪̦̱̜̟̻͔̲͇͓͔̤̯̭̤̬̠̪͎̥̜̮̐̀̆̃̽͗̊̉͑͜͜͠ͅį̴̡̧̡̧̗͖̺̙̱̫̺̱̘̥̰̱̘̰̺̙͎̯͉̥͇͍͖̲̲͔̗͔̱͇̮͚͇̗̅̓̄̎̈́̔̈̑̎͊͒̂̂̑̊͒̒̆͛̔̇͛̅̋̽̈̈́̈́̚͘̚͜͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅ”

•fizzy woke you up with the air horn and you broke it. Like grabbed the air horn and just crushed it(apologize you monster/j)

•I imagine you wearing really dark clothes and you borrow Ozzie’s hoodie or something and you look ridiculous

•you totally threw hands with mammon(and won but mammon dosnt want to admit that)

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A/N: please let me know if something needs improvement and tysm for sending a request!

#heluva boss x reader #heluva boss #azmodeus #azmodeus x reader #helluva boss ozzie #fizzarolli #fizzmodeus x reader #fizzaroli helluva boss #fizzaroli x reader

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Hi, I was thinking about what Miles morales (1610) would be like as an older brother, with a 13-year-old younger sister?🥺🥺

So sorry, I don’t write fem!reader:)

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Finding out my partner sys had angel dust was like: “ok gentlemen this is what we prepared for, you’ve been hyperfixating on him for four years and be cool, he is a person with feelings and- OH SHIT HE CALLED YOU SEXY MISSION ABORT BRAIN SHUTTING DOWN LEVELS OF GAY HAVE OVERLOADED”

#autism #actually autistic #gay #mlm #autistic things #hazbin hotel #angel dust #hazbin angel dust #osdd alter #osdd #osdd system #obligatory “im not a system #they single-handedly cured all my insecurities for like a week

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For scientific purposes, what is everyone’s weirdest “hear me out”?

Me first:

#gay #mlm #hazbin hotel #angel dust #hazbin angel dust #micheal keaton #keatlejuice #beetlejuice #alex brightman #hear me out #he is a human garbage can #i love him very much #adam hazbin hotel #husker hazbin hotel #beetlejuice x reader

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Louder

STOP MAKING MY LIL AWKWARD NERDY BOYS BE CONFIDENT AND SO SURE OF THEMSELVES!!! I LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE NERDY NOT BECAUSE YOU FANFIC WRITERS MAKE THEM EGO MANIC ASSHOLES

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I NEED TO MAKE AT LEAST 500 DOLLARS IN 2 MONTHS OR I DONT KNOW HOW ILL SURVIVE MOVING OUT.

im delilah and im an openly queer plural tgirl living in a shitty homophobic place in texas, and im going to be kicked out on june 1, 2024.

that means if you see this post before june 1, 2024, there is still time to help me. please.

hey yall. this is probably gonna be one of the last posts about this, since im running out of time. because of @punkitt-is-here's super awesome kind reblog, i managed to make about 500 dollars, bringing me up to 1500, but after that things have slowed down to nearly nothing again. thank you to everyone that has donated, i appreciate it more than you could know, and thank you to the handful of famous people who reblogged and gave me a shitload of exposure.

im not sure if making 500 dollars in the next 2 months is going to be like.. possible. and after all the research ive been doing, im honestly not completely confident that 2000 dollars is going to be enough. im hoping that ill be able to pay for a few months of rent at once, so that im more likely to be able to get a place without already having a job in abq. so right now, my goal is basically "crowdfund as much as i possibly can so i dont have to live on the streets"

im hoping for a miracle right now. maybe, under the right circumstances, that could be you. maybe you just got paid and you dont have anything to use the paycheck on, maybe you have a bunch of savings that you could spare a portion of, i dont know, but god, i could really use as much kindness as i can find right now.

thank you to all the people who have helped already, i appreciate it more than you could know, and im hoping it helps me survive.

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Reblog is you would like some anons in your inbox

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I say I hate babies with adult names but hate I am wanting to name my future son Ivan

#someome help i cant stop thinking about babies #I love kids #it’s a family name I promise #I’m not weird #i swear

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I can’t be the only one who writes for Hudson Vega on here😭

#hudson vega #crave #tracy wolff #crave series #writers on tumblr #writers of tumblr

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My mom is playing total eclipse of the heart on repeat

#solar eclipse #southwest Michigan

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Dear Florists and Botanists, if a singing carnivorous plant shows up on your doorstep during the total eclipse of the sun….

THEN KILL IT. FUCKING KILL THAT SHIT. DO NOT FUCK AROUND. KILL, MAIM, GET THE WEEDKILLER.