#sthenelus

[wolfythewitch]

dad jokes

#sorry i saw the first one and it just went down hill from there #art #the iliad #greek mythology #odysseus #athena #sthenelus #diomedes #agamemnon #clytemnestra #hector of troy #andromache #menelaus #paris of troy #helen of troy #tagamemnon

[nikoisme]

have some diomedes/sthenelus

#diomedes is the one on the right btw #they're pretty young here. i imagine sometimes everything becomes too much. #diomedes #sthenelus #diosthe #greek mythology #tagamemnon #art #digital art

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Odysseus to Sthenelus: First rule of battle, little one... don’t ever let them know where you are.

Diomedes, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!

Odysseus: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.

#sounds about right #I feel like Dio is more Cobra Kai and Ody is like Miyagi-Do meshed with a bit of Eagle Fang #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect mythology #incorrect mythology quotes #incorrect greek mythology #ancient greek mythology #the trojan war #incorrect illiad #illiad #the illiad #odysseus #the odyssey #diomedes #sthenelos #sthenelus #trojan war #homer's odyssey

[cygniavenue]

some diomedes/sthenelus for the soul

they've been through a lot, but not all of it is bad

#they can have little sweet moments sometimes as a treat #homie nose nuzzles for morale #sthenelus #(left) #diomedes #(right) #diosthe #tagamemnon #guys i am so rusty at art. i legit was not gonna post this because its not like. on-par with my other art stuff here #but i really love how sweet they look please look at them #mj draws

[epigonoi]

the iliad is a workplace comedy part.1

#the iliad #achilles #diomedes #agamemnon #odysseus #sthenelus #hector of troy #hector #etc #reading tag #tagamemnon #fil.txt

[dootznbootz]

I like the thought of Diomedes not realizing Sthenelus loves him and that they have been platonic soulmates for a REALLY long time.

Diomedes: Wait, you love me? Why didn't you say anything?! Sthenelus: I have been for 10 years! You're just too stupid to notice, dumbass!

#I love Sthenelus. the lil hypeman. Defending his boyfriend from “insults” and hyping him up. He's got lil pom-poms #diomedes #sthenelus #greek mythology #tagamemnon #shot by odysseus #Mad rambles #my headcanons #Do they have a ship name? idk #diosthe

[athamad]

Diomedes: Yeah, so then he tried to murder me

Sthenelos: I would NEVER treat you like that, king ❤️

Diomedes:

Stehenlos:

Diomedes: What?

Sthenelos:What?

#greek mythology #homer #the illiad #illiad #homer's iliad #diomedes #diomedes x sthenelos #sthenelos #l might be writing his name wrong #Idk #i have no idea #OHHH #ITS STHENELUS #sthenelus

[captainkaltar]

Tonight I have Feelings about Diomedes and Sthenelus and it’s all @menelaiad’s fault

#HCU #Captain Kaltar’s Personal Log #Greek Mythology #Sthenelus #Diomedes #they’ve known each other so long… they’ve been through so much… they’re both so YOUNG when they’re thrust into the midst of the war at Troy #the Patrochilles fans really need to give Diosthen a chance it’s got everything

[thishazeleyeddemon]

i hear we like homoerotic ancient Greeks here

Based on this ancient art

#greek mythology #diomedes #sthenelus #the Iliad #tagamemnon #mythology #I know there's bitches here who like king and lionheart #come get your food #I literally. Do not like this background but I like the two of them and I really wanted to add one #moth draws

[xw81cvdn7hxu]

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#downgrade #consubstantial #monochloro #flaunched #lanners #Populism #Kagawa #seedier #nihilist #margaritiferous #crochet #diphenylmethane #cunctator #talotibial #cyproterone #convictible #deboistness #Sthenelus #threaded #pearl-pure

[blackbearmagic]

"Patrocles, that man is on your side. Why would you--.... Wait. Wait. Wait?"

rustles through some indices

"Never mind. Carry on."

#the bear roars #Diomedes' charioteer is named STHENELUS

[jules-ln]

Diomedes would've been the gay icon of the Iliad if it wasn't for the fact that what Achilles did was so gay, he hoarded the collective queer attention all for himself.

Like, Diomedes had what, a few scenes of homoerotic subtext with Odysseus and Sthenelus? That's great hun, but Achilles dragged a corpse around a city and then had his ashes mixed with those of his "best friend"

#iliad #trojan war #Achilles #Diomedes #patrochilles #is there a tag for Diomedes/Odysseus? #tagamemnon #greek mythology #Diomedes said “being gay is not a problem” #Achilles answered with “It's a competition and I'm winning” #In a different universe everyone ships Diomedes and Odysseus instead of Patrochilles

[wolfythewitch]

It might be bc I started the Odyssey before the Illiad but HOW ARE THERE SO MANY NAMES WHO TF ARE HALF OF THESE PEOPLE??? How do you keep track of them ???

That's the magic of it! I don't! Took me many chapters to remember who sthenelus (iliad) was and most of the people I usually just open another tab for and look their name up before continuing

In the Odyssey all you need to know is anyone on that ship who's not Odysseus Will die

Anyone in his palace that isn't Penelope, Telemachus, Eumaeus, Eurycleia, the cowherd(I forgot his name), Laertes, or those two bards will probably die

Circe and Calypso are pretty big players, as are the gods so those are easy to remember.

If your man starts with a pis, ends with us, and is homies with telemachus, that's the son of Nestor.

If your man starts with t, and, is on the run because he killed a man, and starts spouting prophecies, I don't remember his name but he doesn't do much he just shows up to say Odysseus is coming back then wanders off to town.

If your man claims that he would've brought Odysseus, his family, and his people over to his own kingdom to live together and love and delight in each other until death, that's Menelaus. His wife is Helen, you'll see her a lot in the iliad.

#wolfy tedtalks #anon

[nikoisme]

guys guys look at this drawing of sthenelus bandaging diomedes' finger

please look at it.

#his finger. he is bandaging his finger. #he hurt his finger. his finger hurts. #i love them your honor #niko rambles

[cygniavenue]

he is not being subtle in the slightest. did not even hesitate. absolutely whipped.

#diomedes #sthenelus #diosthe #I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART???? BRO #mj rambles

[menelaiad]

whomst in the Trojan war is a big spoon and whomst is a little spoon

NOW WE'RE TALKING

big spoons: helen (iykyk), agamemenon, diomedes, telamonian ajax, hektor, aeneas, helenus, patroclus, antilochus, nestor (u love that image in ur head), teucer, sthenelus, automedon.

little spoons: menelaus (shut up), achilles, locrian ajax, paris, andromache, kassandra, deiphobus, odysseus (he just can't win. he's smaller than everyone. he will be spooned and he will shut up about it), neoptolomus, eurymedon.