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also lol horrifically he told me that when we lived in hong kong and he was on our synagogue’s volunteer security team, they shipped the team to israel to train with their bomb squad and in hand to hand. Brother. To deal with the virulent antisemitism of. East asia? Probably the least antisemitic place on the planet lmao? somehow this was evidence of the constant threat we faced(?). the only anecdote he could pull was that at an event once they stopped two arab guys on a motorcycle and asked to see their id (“it wasnt because they were arab” ok lol) and one of them had a fake id. For reference hong kong has a large population of undocumented refugees. and they didnt even do anything they got stopped and left. Ohhh no the horrible potential violence of a random brown guy with a fake id
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i know this is because i'm young or whatever but ppl honestly rejecting the iwtv show because they feel like a movie they haven't seen in at least a decade is this untouchable masterpiece is honestly so sad. like imagine fighting for your life for tom cruise's take on any character i think i'd kill myself
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good to know
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"draco is a dainty, delicate part-veela who needs big, strong harry to take care of him--"
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boygenius is so real. i really don’t know why i am the way i am
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Roach makes a tiktok rating the signatures the 141 use on their emails;
"Regarding question, please refrain, Lt Riley"
Roach : Very in character for the big man, unfortunately it was in regards to a question of requesting leave so. 4/10.
"Your brother in Christ, Sg Garrick"
Roach : Wonderful form. Made me laugh. Solid score. 7/10
"Stay positive and test negative guys, Sg McTavish"
Roach : Covid jokes are always funny, but he's made this one several times now, and I'm bored of it. 3/10 for fuckery.
"Don't fuck this up you little enabling shits, Cpt Price"
Roach : Hilarious. Our group chat is now titled "little enabling shits" not very professional from the captain. Still 9/10.
"We will discuss more later, SC Laswell."
Roach : Terrifying. Actually, bone chilling. Scared all of us so much. 10/10 for pure fear.
"Eat my ass, Sg Riley xx."
Roach : This one's super old now, but I love it, so it's staying here. 11/10. Gods speed, Si.
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they kept reigen out of the pathetic man tournament because they knew he was overqualified for that one
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Coroika Splatoon but it’s PHIGHTING! Roblox
Hi to my Coroika and phighting fans so how are we feeling about this one
cooked these up in a few hours! These honestly didn’t really take that long at all and were really fun to do since I got to play around with some charcoal brushes (I love doing everything in my power to NOT use midtones lmfao).
I tired to mimic the style of the manga a bit and I think i did relatively okay! I have a lot more of these planned so yeah >:3! Really excited to get to do them sometime
Og Panels:
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Simon is this big ol' dude, right? All menacing and broad and shit
And I think it's so funny if he had a girlfriend that was the exact opposite of him, all sunshine and rainbows. And she's fucking taller than him.
Oh, he's 6'4? She's 6'7, bro.
And what started this thought was seeing Simon standing, brooding with his arms crossed-- big ole frown and some recruits are shaking in their boots cause my GOD he's so scary. But then a woman-- WHO TOWERS OVER HIM-- comes up and just hugs him, squishing his cheeks together and nuzzling his face against hers. She's just cooing at him, saying "You're so cute when you act tough!" And "My baby boy is so good at his job!"
And Simon just melts, oh my God. His eyes are so big and soft, looking up at her all doe like. And he giggles-- fucking giggles- when she's peppering kisses onto his balaclava covered face. And then she caresses his cheeks a bit more and places a kiss on his forehead before leaving. You could hear them say 'love you' 'love you too' to each other, and then he clears his throat and goes right back to frowning and brooding.
The recruits that were watching him were just like WHAT
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maybe im a hater but zepotha sucks. it's not even the fact that we did goncharov first i dont care about that (lie)! it's that there's no consistency. they're not working together. there's 400 different characters and no plot. it was created to advertise someone's music instead of the other way around. it's taken already shit comment sections and made them 1 million times worse somehow. it's incredibly annoying and you can't avoid it
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Customer: THIS IS THE FIRST LETTER OF ALL MY CHILDREN
DMV: STFU-SHUT THE FUCK UP
Verdict: DENIED
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One of my favorite parts of phase 2 (and indeed one of the few moments I resonated with IDW Prowl) was when the neutrals were coming back to Cybertron and Prowl said that he refused to let Autobots be pushed aside and overruled after they were the ones who fought for freedom for 4 million years (the exact wording escapes me atm).
And I mean, that resentment still holds true even once the colonists come on bc like. As much as it's true that Cybertron's culture is fucked up, and as funny as it can be to paint Cybertronians as a bunch of weirdos who consider trying to kill someone as a common greeting not important enough to hold a grudge over.... The colonists POV kind of pissed me off a lot of times, as did the narrative tone/implications that Cybertronians are forever warlike and doomed to die by their own hands bc it just strikes me as an extremely judgemental and unsympathetic way to deal with a huge group of people with massive war PTSD and political/social tensions that were rampant even before the war?
Like, imagine living in a society rife with bigotry and discrimination where you get locked into certain occupations and social strata based on how you were born. The political tension is so bad there's a string of assassinations of politicians and leaders. The whole planet erupts into an outright war that leads (even unintentionally) to famine and chemical/biological warfare that destroys your planet. Both sides of the war are so entrenched in their pre-war sides and resentment for each other that this war lasts 4 million years and you don't even have a home planet any more. Then your home planet gets restored and a bunch of sheltered fucks come home and go "ewww why are you so violent?? You're a bunch of freaks just go live in the wilderness so that our home can belong to The Pure People Who Weren't Stupid And Evil Enough To Be Trapped In War" and then a bunch of colonists from places that know nothing about your history go "lol you people are so weird?? 🤣🤣 I don't get why y'all are fighting can't you just like, stop??? Oh okay you people are just fucked up and evil and stupid then" ((their planets are based on colonialism where their Primes wiped out the native populations btw whereas the Autobots and OP in particular fought to save organics. But that never gets brought up as a point in their favor)) as if the damage of a lifetime of war and a society that was broken even before the war can just magically go away now that the war is over.
Prowl fucking sucks but he was basically the only person that pointed out the injustice of that.
And then from then on out most of the characters from other colonies like Caminus and wherever else are going "i fucking hate you and your conflicts" w/ people like literal-nobody Slide and various Camiens getting to just sit there lecturing Optimus about how Cybertronians are too violent for their own good and how their conflicts are stupid, with only brief sympathetic moments where the Cybertronians get to be recognized as their own ppl who deserve sympathy before going right back to being lambasted.
Like I literally struggled to enjoy the story at multiple points because there was only so much I could take of the characters I knew and loved being raked over coals constantly while barely getting to defend themselves or be defended by the narrative so like. It was just fucking depressing and a little infuriating to read exRID/OP
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