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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

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people i’m vaguely friends with keep approaching me bc they see me sitting alone lmao

yes i am sitting here by myself. no idk where my group is. yes my knee hurts

#they dont ask like that (except about the knee) so i am exaggerating #but that’s what i imagine is going through their heads #prom things or whatever!! i wanna go home

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‘Not to Be Reproduced’ by René Magritte, c. 1937.

#art

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my god this thing is SCATHING

my mom is writing thd most passive aggressive email right now

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my mom is writing thd most passive aggressive email right now

#i fully support her i’m also pissed about the thing she’s emailing about

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is that simple task bothering you queen

#taskmaster

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#star wars #tcw #commander cody

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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

#i say alas all the time. its one of my favorite words #i should start saying huzzah though #rb

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obviously i love jhutch and im usually very quick to defend his overly enthusiastic allyship in the 2010s because a) i do genuinely think he cares about lgbt rights and b) i was in highschool in the 2010s, i remember how huge it was for a famous person to be even slightly supportive of lgbt people, let alone doing actual charity work

but some of the things he said were unfortunately extremely funny in hindsight

#josh hutcherson

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Ballet costume worn by Anna Pavola for “The Swan”, silk and sequined cotton

believed to be worn c. 1910s-1920s

credit: Museum of London

#art #ballet

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#yeah nothing else works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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ugh i literally have the best coaches in the world. club AND high school

#me: hey so i was in the er bc i hurt my knee at practice in front of everyone and you were comforting me while i was sobbing #but i’m gonna be totally fine to play in the game tomorrow i promise ☺️ #my coach: yeah so i won’t be letting you do that. i know its gotta be frustrating but i care more about you as a person than as a player. #i will not let you risk your health and well being for a soccer game #UGH i love her. like yes what she said is common sense but i wasnt lying i would play tomorrow even though im actually supposef to be #immobilizing it

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"What is it?"

"A Tardis."

"A Time Lord? But they're forbidden to interfere."

"This one calls himself the Doctor, and does nothing else but interfere."

Five <3

#doctor who #classic who #fifth doctor

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They should invent a new kind of body that doesn't do that

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