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jackasswhre · 7 months

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Hiya idk if your requests are open but if they are can I get a jackass image/fic (Platonic) where reader gets dumped by their partner

This is kinda hard to explain

But yk how some people write a fic and there multiple people in that in fic that's kinda what I'm thinking like something with whatever jackass guys you want

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hiiiiii, yes they are open, sorry ive been really busy lately so i havent posted

i did headcanons bc i dont really know how to write full fics, also i did johnny, steve-o, ryan, bam and pontious :) hope you like it!!!!

Platonic!Johnny Knoxville/ Steve-o/ Bam Margera/ Ryan Dunn/ Chris Pontious x reader who has just been dumped

Johnny Knoxville

(im really sorry his is gonna be short bc i have no idea what to write for him)

Ok so i feel like Johnny would definetly hug you and tell you that it's going to be okay

Like some motivational dad talk lmao

Because his way of comforting you is most likely talking about it

And if you don't want to talk about it then he 100% understands and tells you that he's here for you

Probably watches a comedy movie/show with you so you will laugh

Orders takeout or makes food himself

Just like makes sure you feel alright and makes you forget about the person who just dumped you

Does anything you ask him to

In general he's really gentle about it

Steve-O

I feel like Steve-O wouldn't really be into the whole talking thing

I mean like he definetely will listen to you rant if you need to but he just wouldn't really know what to say

It also depends on what era it is

Because if he's sober then he's incredibly sweet and like Johnny probably watches a movie with you

But if he's not sober then he'll 100% suggest going to the bar and getting shit faced after like 10 minutes of hearing you talk about the breakup

And like honestly you two would have so much fun that night

Drinking and laughing

Honestly maybe even crying

If you don't want to go to the bar then he understands and goes by himself

Lmao jk he's not that mean

He might whine a bit but if you really don't want to go then he gets it and you guys probably fall asleep on the couch watching some early 2000s cartoon

Bam Margera

Now here's the deal with Bam

He totally and completely gets it and is there for you

But he will also suggest that you guys go skate to let some anger out

If you can skate it's not even gonna be a suggestion

He'll literally grab you, pull you off of the couch and throw you in the car to go to the skatepark

If you don't know how to skate he says that he'll help you and while you're there he "teaches" you different tricks but in reality he's just having fun and he may have slightly forgotten that you can't skate

Once you guys are done you probably hit up a gas station, buy some snacks and sit on the sidewalk

In the middle of converstation he'll ask if you're okay and if there's anything else he can do

Bam's an amazing friend so he'll help in any way he can

If the person who dumped you was a guy and was a total asshole then he definetely calls Dunn and they "talk" to him

You guys spend the rest of the night listening to HIM and maybe even smoking

Ryan Dunn

Bro when I tell you that Ryan is the best friend anyone could have I mean it

I mean like first of all he would 100% give you an AMAZING hug and tell it's gonna be alright

Then he would probably take you to the store and buy you whatever snacks and/or drinks you wanted

You guys would spend the rest of the afternoon/evening/night/whenever talking and watching tv

He shares some of his stories on how he got dumped and tells you that he knows how you feel and wants to make you as happy as possible

If you want to laugh then he'll put on some show or tell you funny stories

If you want to cry then he will totally cry with you

If you're mad then he will first try to calm you down and if that doesn't work he'll find an abandoned building or something where you guys can break stuff

If the rest of the viva la bam/cky guys hear about what you guys are doing they will 100% join you (and if you don't want them to Ryan tells them to fuck off)

Ryan's the definition of the sweetest friend anyone could have

Chris Pontious

Lets get one thing straight

Chris is the funniest person on the planet

So when you tell him about you getting dumped, his goal is to make you laugh as much as possible

Whether that's while you're crying

Or when you guys are talking about other things

He tries to get your mind off of it and he does anything to do it

Even if he totally embarasses himself in the process

As long as you're laughing he's happy

He's also really good at talking so if you don't want him to make jokes 24/7 he'll 100% listen and talk to you about other things

I feel like he gives really but also kinda stupid advice

Idk how to explain it

Maybe its the fact that normally everything that comes out of this dudes mouth is goofy as fuck

Or maybe its just the fact that he hasn't fully stopped making jokes

Whatever it is the advice is still pretty good

And he is still fully devoted to making you happy

Also please laugh at his jokes

Even if they're kinda bad

It'll boost his ego so much lmao

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vivaladicamillo · 1 year

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Okay so I don’t know why but I’m just so fixated this idea? I can imagine a female reader, being the first and only girl in the jackass crew and also being apart of wildboyz. Her, Chris, & Steve-O are all attached at the hips obviously and maybe one day after filming for Wildboyz they all go back to the hotel and clean up, have a big smoke sess and it just leads to these two tag teaming her while there all high as hell? (Which btw I feel like it’s very much a common occurrence 🤭 especially if they’re in like a poly relationship)

STEVEO/READER/CHRIS PONTIUS IMAGINE

im literally so obsessed with this idea, know that chris and steve-o were so close anyways it always makes me giggle. sorry i didnt get to do this sooner i have had a kidney stone and have been super sick bc of it, welp enjoy!! this is also my first ever like actual written out smut so sorry if its absolute shit but i have the writing skills of a idiot so….

WARNINGS: cursing, drinking, talks of drugs and alcohol, and smut

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ok so u, steve-o and chris have always been pretty close

yall all met through the first season of jackass

u were good friends with steph so she invited u to go watch her and the guys do stupid shit

and ofc u wanted to participate

so u go onto set looking around for her

instead u see two half naked men just chillin, standing around

after some first awkward glances u meet with steph and watch everything unfold

everyone was in the middle of a type of field with a huge loop that ppl were trying to ride with skate boards and bikes and shit

it was actually super cool

after a few hours of filming in the hot sun u pretty much were beat

u walk over to ur friend to tell her u think ur gonna head out for today

but little do u know the two guys from earlier are also friends with steph

so the four of yall get to talking

and u learn that the one man whos tan, in pretty good shape and is now wearing bunny ears and a flower bra is chris pontius, and the other bald man wearing a cheetah speedo is steve-o

they both invited u to join them to get ihop after the shoot

and just like that a trio was born

the three of u were always together

either just chillin, partying, or filming

u guys were never apart

u were the only one out of the three who actually had an apartment

so the two mostly (basically) lived at ur house

after the seasons of jackass ended steve-o and chris ended up doing a spin off called “wildboyz”

obviously u were still gonna be with them

u do hella cameos in wildboyz

u do all the shit that the guys are too pussy to do

swimming with alligators, sharks, bears rlly anything

also when steveo didnt wanna jump off the bridge with wings on, u def did

so lets set the scene

after doing some filming in australia, the crew and u three decide to go out on the town in melborne

just doing some bar hopping

eventually the crew gets tired and drunk and go off back to the hotel room

not the three american idiots tho

u steveo and pontius are just having a grand ol’ time drinking, goofing around and just having fun

it seems awesome

until pontius ends up fist fighting with some random guys which leads to steveo also getting involved

that gets everyone kicked out the bar

after some mumbling and complaining from the two u bring up a solution

“hey lets just go back to my room, i brought some weed we could go smoke or something..”

it was a absolute yes

who says no to weed?

the three of u go back to ur hotel room and smoke 2 whole joints together

yall were HIGHHHHH

the three of u guys were just in a cluster on the cheap ass hotel rug, giggling and cracking jokes till way into the night

the thing is, when ur high, u tend to get a little touchy

so little touches on chris’ chest while laughing here and accidently touching steveos thigh there

totally innocent touches

things start to get a little intense tho

longer eye contact from chris, steve-o trying to make u laugh more

and just like that steve-o has u in a bear hug, ur back to his chest while chris is next to u guys

after u calm urself down from having a giggle attack

u look over at chris

“have i ever told u, u have a pretty face y/n” chris says

u kinda had to stop in ur tracks a bit, only bc ur surprised

“yea, ur right chris, i also never say how good u smell dude, its like heavenly” steveo chimes in

u start to get a little nervous

yea u thought ur two friends were super hot but u werent gonna tell THEM that

“yea its probably because i actually shower, unlike u two” u giggle trying to ease the tension

“im serious y/n, ur actually gorgeous, ive just never told u like out loud in person before” chris says

ur face starts to turn bright red

“guys wha-“

“aweee chris ur making them blush” steve-o chuckles

at this point ur beat red, and a little sweaty

ur just baffled bc u know all abt the type of ppl chris and steve-o go for, you the last person u would ever think they would even come close to saying that stuff too

“hey, lets put a proposal on the table” steveo says, snaking his hand around ur waist

“its been a hell of a night, why dont we end this shit off right, chris? y/n? u down?”

“LIKE SEX?” u blurt out in ur intoxicated state causing the two guys to burst out laughing

“yes y/n, like sex” chris says

welp who knew this was gonna happen

ur two best friends wanting to fuck u??? like what?? how did this happen

i mean u were already in steveos lap, having his hand wrap around ur waist as his head rests on ur shoulder and chris on the opposite side of u playing with ur hair, curling it in between his fingers

“fuck it” u say, turning to chris

chris leans in and starts kissing u

eh well not kissing

more like very drunkly making out

steve-o starts kissing and licking on ur neck

all this is making ur face bright red

and tbh making u hella turned on

u eventually crawl out of steveos lap straddling chris

he runs his hand up ur shirt and up the small of ur back, steveo then helps chris take off ur shirt and ur bra

steveo then starts massaging ur breasts while whispering sweet nothings into ur ear

u pull away from the two

“guys i really think we shouldnt do this on the gross ass hotel room floor, the room comes with a bed for a reason” you say

the two look at eachother then look at u and nod

chris throws u over his shoulder while steveo runs ahead and plops down on the bed

chris then puts u on the bed, leaving u in ur jean shorts from ur guys night on the town

chris then unzips ur shorts and looks up at ur for permission

u nod and he starts kissing down ur stomach, taking off ur jeans and panties as he does

chris starts to eat u out while u push ur back into steve-o

u go to tangle ur fingers into chris’ hair

steveo quickly takes ur wrists into one hand

“awee come one sweetheart ur giving him all the attention” he chuckles

u turn to him, not even able to make out a word bc of how good chris is doing

who knew that he could eat pussy like THAT

u lock lips with steveo and u both moan into the the kiss

chris pulls away from u

he gets up and crawls onto the bed with u and steveo

damn good thing u got a king bed with ur room

u turn to straddle steveo, grinding against him as u do causing u both to groan

u pull away helping steve-o get his pants off

u look over at chris and hes already intensely watching u too, dick in hand

bc thats just how he rolls

u take steve-os cock out of his boxers, lick up his shaft then get on top of him

u put his tip at ur entrance and slowly sink down onto him

u both moan at the feeling

as u start to ride him, u turn to chris once again and hes slowly stroking his dick, once u really get a look at it u realize how big he is

“hm what? u like what u see sweetheart?” chris mumbles in between moans

u nod, still riding steveo, feeling urself slowly creep towards release

steveo then pulls u off him

“i feel like this isnt fair, i shouldnt have to keep ur gorgeous body all to myself, thats just selfish.” he beckons chris over

“turn around” steve-o says

u do as he says, chris now on the bed in front of you

“whats wrong darling? u look like u want something, dont be shy” chris says caressing ur cheek to make u look him in his eyes

god u couldnt get enough of his big beautiful eyes

“yes..” u say lowly

“what was that? i cant hear u?”

“yes chris, please.” u say glancing down at his dick

while this is all happening steve-o is just groping ur ass

“ohh u wanna suck me off dont u?” he rubs his thumb across ur bottom lip “ofc u can, anything for u”

u lean down to his dick, putting it in ur hand and giving it small licks here and there

as ur ass is up in the air, right in front of steveos face, he pushes himself back into u, fucking u from behind

u start to take all of chris into ur mouth, moaning as u feel steveos hand reach for ur clit

the room was just filled with moans, groans, and the sound of skin slapping, steve-o and chris just making intense eye contact the whole time

“ah fuck y/n just like that” chris mumbles as u take his whole length down ur throat, gagging

steveos thrusts start to speed up quicker and u feel like ur going to cum and minute now

u pull off chris’ dick with a pop, jerking him off in place of ur mouth

“shit, im-“

u dont get to finish ur sentence before u feel urself cum all over steveos cock

steveos fucks u through ur high, pulls out and cums on ur back

then a few minutes later chris came onto ur face

after the three of u have calmed down from ur highs, chris gets up and grabs a towel from the bathroom to clean u guys up

well mainly u

after u three all get into bed and fall asleep, u cuddling into chris’ chest and steveo spooning u from behind

“man we should do that more often” steveo says

and u guys sure did

after that night u three all kinda agreed to be a thing, u recommend a poly relationship which they didnt know much about but were completely down for

they both are in love with u (and lowkey eachother) so it was a win for everyone involved

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ok hope yall enjoyed! as u can tell i cant take smut srsly at all ive never rlly written smut before at this detail level so i just kinda went with it, hope its not too bad. im also way to lazy atm to read over this for mistakes so ima just got with it, please keep recommending stuff for me to write! its very fun!

#jackass #jackass x reader #chris pontius x reader smut #chris pontius #chris pontius x reader #steveo x reader #steve o #steveo x reader smut

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myoddessy · 2 years

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johnny knoxvile but hes losing his mind because his gf female!reader just pulled off an insane stunt

JOHNNY WHEN YOU PULL OFF A CRAZY STUNT

I love this idea sm, and it took me a while to try and think of a really impressive stunt to base this off of and I actually really like it-

Jousting was a stunt you'd written very late one night before the crew would be travelling to the bull ring for some of Wee Man's stunts, which involved two people and two bulls. The idea was for each person to mount one of the bulls and attempt to joust, while the bulls got progressively more aggravated, and whoever stayed on their bulls the longest would win.

Ik it's mostly Johnny who does bull stunts, but I can see Chris doing this stunt with you, mostly because he saw an opportunity to dress up like a renaissance knight and jumped at it with open arms.

So while Wee Man was getting his costume ready for El Matador, you, dressed in a cowgirl outfit, and chris, dressed in a suit of armour, stood in front of the cameras before the bull ring.

"Here ye! Here ye! To joust is the ultimate test of strength, resistance, and balance. It is an honourable sport reserved for only the best. I am Sir Christopher Pontius, and I challenge Fair Lady, Y/n L/n to a joust!" Chris turned to you, you shook hands before making your ways over to mount the bulls.

The stunt itself didn't last much longer than two minutes, with Jeff yelling at you to see just how long you could hang on for after Chris got flung off.

While Rick kept the main camera on you, Lance took this as an opportunity to get footage of how the rest of the crew was feeling about the stunt.

"How are you feeling about this, Bam?" "She's batshit crazy."

"What do you think about this stunt, Steveo?" "I'm so fucking happy I turn down bull stunts."

And then he finally gets to Johnny who's not entirely present in the moment, at slightly zoned out while he stares at you.

"How do you feel right now, Johnny?" "Harder than a turnbuckle."

However, all good things must come to an end, and yours was harsh and fast, ending in you knocked to the ground and winded while the bull was herded away from you.

One of the cameramen, probably Rick because he was closest to the ring, hurried to get a close up on you, who, surprisingly, was laughing uncontrollably while clutching your bleeding forehead.

"How you feeling, Y/n?" "Like a winner."

That day was probably when people really got hit with the similarities between you and Johnny and why you guys were so good together because even though you were probably concussed to hell and back, you were acting like it was nothing.

With a bit of help and a lot of applause and congratulations, you were finally seated in the medic van, you head being gently cleaned and Johnny sitting at your side, unable to stop talking about how killer the footage was and how impressive your performance was.

This was all caught on camera, ofc, and even though it probably didn't make it into the movie because it wasn't actually relevant to the stunt, it was nice to look back on when you were all reviewing the footage because, to be completely honest, your ears were ringing like crazy and you didn't hear a single thing he said.

#johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville #jackass x reader #jackass the movie #jackass number two #jackass 3d #jackass forever #chris pontius #chris pontius x reader #steveo x reader #steveo #bam margera #bam margera x reader

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glitterinmyveinss · 6 days

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ABOUT ME !!

hi !! my names vicky, i use she/her pronouns, here's some things about me and what i post ! <3

my favorite artists are: Lana Del Rey !! sublime, weezer, and elliot smith

i love reading and writing and i'm planning on writing a book

i get a lot of my writing inspo from the music i listen to

i basically write for characters i find attractive and i don't think im "big" enough to make a list of who i will write for but if you're interested lmk and ill make one !!

requests are always open i just can't promise i'll write every single one, although i will try :(

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jackass-enthusiast · 2 years

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Johnny and Steve-o being in love with Reader who’s friends with them and sometimes on set <3

There’s such a lack of ff for them :,(

A/N: YESS! okayy, i'm actually really excited to start writing and thank you for the request... and yes, there needs to be more Jackass ff about both Johnny and Steveo. so for this, i did add in a little conflict between Johnny and Steveo and added in 2 confessions from the both of them. if you wanted, i could write 2 alternative endings where the reader either gets together with Johnny and one where the reader gets together with Steveo... sorry if this isn't what you had in mind! ANYWAYY, let's continue<3

SUMMARY: You've been friends with both Johnny and Steveo ever since you could remember. You guys were the best of friends... however, both boys are majorly in love with you while you were completely oblivious to their affections and heart-shaped eyes. What's going to happen when the tension between you three is high and both boys confess to you?

WARNING: English terminology, fluff, protective Johnny and Steveo, a smidge of angst with both Johnny and Steveo, big brother Pontius, cliffhanger?

TUESDAY 16TH JANUARY

Filming for Jackass 3D had only just started and you were supposed to be on set for both Johnny and Steveo but you told them you couldn't make it because you wanted to surprise them. A little backstory, you and Knoxville had known each other since you were in diapers due to the fact that both your mum and his mum were high school best friends but at the age of 8, your mum and dad got a divorce and your mother made the harsh decision to move to England and take you with her. Your father, however, stayed in Knoxville, Tennessee and he was the one to come up to visit you so you didn't see Johnny for years.

By your 17th birthday, you moved back to your home town to live with your dad while pursuing your career in becoming a journalist. You did try to get back in touch with Johnny but because you hadn't kept in touch, you thought it'd be awkward but you missed him like hell. While writing for Big Brother your editor Jeff Tremaine asked you to meet up for a coffee to talk about a potential idea which he wanted to include you in. When you first heard it, you thought that this was ridiculous and that no one would be interested to watch a bunch of Jackasses do stupid things and injure themselves. You were soon proven wrong though.

When you finally agreed to do this idea with Tremaine, he was ecstatic and told you that you'd love the guy who was also going to be behind the new series 'Jackass'. You were in complete shock though when you were met with an extremely handsome and different face yet you would recognize him in a crown filled with millions of people. Johnny Knoxville seemed to feel the same. He was stood frozen in his place as his eyes wandered all over you, unable to fathom how you became more beautiful as the years went on. Your hair seemed to shine perfectly in the light and your eyes looked like they held a million stories behind them. Your nails were slightly chipped and you seemed a little tired but nonetheless you were still breathtaking to him.

You guys spend days and days catching up on the many years that you missed out on and joked about how fate brought you back together. As much as Johnny laughed about his, he couldn't help but feel a light heartache at your joke. He wished more than anything that you'd be his. It was soon after catching up that you were both introduced to Steveo. You'd never forget that day. You and Knoxville met him for less than 2 hours ago and you were already chugging beers and laughing together like old mates. All while filming episodes for Jackass, Johnny only fell harder and harder for you... however, Steveo had the same problem.

He couldn't help it. Your pure selflessness and need to help others stood out to him, not to mention that you were extremely pretty and in his eyes, perfect. These thought only grew as the time went on and he would always be excited when he heard from Tremaine that you would be on set. Pontius also acted like a over-hyper dog when he got the news since he enjoyed spending time with you but he'd never like you like that. You were more of a little sister to him than anything. Steveo's actions did caught Johnny's attention and he felt quite jealous.

Anyways, today you'd be visiting the boys on set and you told Jeff not to say anything to anyone since you wanted it to be a surprise. You had just unpacked your suitcase and put away your clothes while you settled down into your hotel room, smiling to yourself as you thought about Knoxville and Steveo. You grabbed your toothbrush and began brushing your teeth before texting Tremaine that you were on your way to set. You were staying in the same hotel as the Jackass crew so it was easier for you to see everyone without limiting your time due to your hotel being too far away.

You left your hotel room after making sure you had everything you needed. Making your way to the set, you put your earphones in to listen to music but noticed the text message from Jeff which read "I think Knoxville is getting a little suspicious so you better hurry the fuck up!!". You texted a quick "be there soon" before putting your phone in your back pocket

After about 25 minutes of walking, you were finally stood outside the building where the Jackass intro was being filmed and you could already hear the chaos taking place inside those 4 walls. Taking a deep breath, you pulled the handle down and walked through the dimly lit room before making it to the official set where you could see the props and cast getting ready. You tiptoed round the back and hid behind a black panel/board, where you had a clear view of the back of Johnnys head. You bit your lip to stop yourself from making any noise and made your way behind him. Johnny could sense a presence behind him and turned around as quick as he could, guessing it was Bam or Steveo coming to shave the back of his head or something. However, he was met with a heavy weight on his back and an all too familiar laugh which never failed to make his heart melt.

"IS THAT MY FAVOURITE GIRL?" Knoxville exclaimed as he went to out his arms behind his back to secure you on. He was met with more laughter coming from you and that only made him smile more, if that was even possible. After a couple of minutes of this embrace, Johnny put you down and turned to look at you with his eyes filled with admiration. Steveo had heard this commotion from a distance but he wasn't paying any mind because he was too engrossed in his conversation with Dunn and Bam. Yet when he heard your heavenly laugh, he immediately turned to look in the direction it came from and was met with the infuriating sight of you on Knoxville's back giggling away.

This caused Steveo to march his way to you and Johnny just as you were let down. As soon as you saw Steveo, you ran straight up to him and gave him a bone crushing hug while laughing. Steveo happily accepted this hug and caught the dirty look that Knoxville was giving him. He didn't care though because right now in this moment, you were in his arms and that's all that mattered.

"Well hello sugar, long time no see!" he gleamed as you continued to latch onto him.

"Hiya Steveo, it's been a while. How have you guys been holding up without me?" You remarked, a smirk making its way onto your face. Before Steveo could even open his mouth, Johnny had jumped in

"Terrible doll face, I missed you terribly! Maybe you should come live on set with us. You could always stay in my room if you needed company" he smirked. You didn't give an answer, instead you just chuckled and shook your head while making your way to Pontius. You were completely oblivious to Knoxville's flirty comment but Steveo... not so much. The mere thought of someone else flirting with you made him pissed beyond belief.

Throughout the next couple of days, both the Jackass boys tried to get your attention in any way shape or form, whether that be from doing gnarly stunts...

Knoxville had just got himself changed for his upcoming stunt and was making his way to the field where Preston, Wee-man, Loomis and two professional football players were waiting. Just before any stunt he does, a nervous feeling came bubbling to the surface but Knoxville pushed that aside for two reasons. Number one, he could not give a shit about what he does as long as he's not going to die and number two, you were behind the cameras with the rest of the cast and crew watching him and although he won't admit it, he was going to try his best to impress you. That was his goal. Especially since Steveo was already whispering to you and cracking jokes around you while he was busy.

As soon as Johnny introduced himself and the rest of the cast in the skit, he was now set in motion and ready to get your attention. Your eyes were glued to him the whole time during the skit, hoping that he was going to be okay and not too hurt once he was finished. The first time he was knocked over, sure, it hurt but Knoxville wanted to IMPRESS you. He knows you've seen him get knocked on his ass but he wanted to have it so you'd be all over him. To do so, he had to aggravate Jared Allen who was the footballer that was targeting him. He made a sly comment to him, telling him "not to hit him with his purse this time" which was a perfect way to get a one-way ticket to a bruised arse.

This time, Knoxville was proper knocked down and it showed. As soon as the bit was over, you made your way over to Knoxville to make sure he was okay. This is exactly what he wanted, for you to give him your undivided attention 24/7 but that was always difficult to do so with Steveo coming up out of nowhere. While you were constantly asking him if he was okay and checking for any bruises or markings, Johnny couldn't help but gaze over your features while you worries about him. You were completely focused on him and this made his heart race.

"Jesus Knoxville, your heart feels like it's about to take off" you chuckled. Johnny suddenly looked down to his chest to find that your hands were resting just by his heart which made his cheeks flush slightly. Not too far away stood Steveo with a pissed off look on his face that only grew more and more the more he watched these events unfold in front of him. Sighing to himself, he began to make his way over to Bam and Dunn while scolding himself for not having the balls to tell you he likes you.

constantly calling your name until you became irritated and payed them attention...

You sat calmly under the shade of a tree and drinking, chatting and laughing with Chris while the rest of the crew were either annoying each other or doing a skit for the movie. You were finally getting the rest you deserved after the constant attention you were receiving from Steveo and Johnny. It was a little confusing but Chris told you it was just their way of trying to press your buttons.

Just as you were having a chill time, you could hear Steveo's voice coming from over the hill calling your name. You decided to ignore him, figuring that if you didn't react then he would leave you be. Clearly not because Steveo was now running towards you and Pontius, still calling your name.

You finally had enough of this stupid behaviour and cracked. "WHAT? WHAT STEVEO?" you screeched, startling Chris and Steveo. After a second of shock, he just smiled innocently and waved at you before running off again

...and during dinner today, the two knobheads continued to annoy you by throwing flirty comments, lightly kicking your legs under the table, throwing small pieces of their food at you and the beat goes on. So for the rest of the evening you decided to go skating with Bam, Ryan and Chris since they were bored as shit. Just as you were about to leave, someone grabbed your arm and pulled you into a room and shut the door behind them.

The room was pitch black and you felt your heart drop when you didn't know what has happening. Suddenly the light switch came on and you were met with a slightly worried Johnny. His eyes were slightly creasing, worry lines were visible on his head and his mouth was in a straight line.

"Hey Johnny... what's going on? Is everything okay?" you asked. You couldn't recall the last time you saw him look this serious. He took a deep breath and before he could say anything, the door burst open and you were both met with the face of Steveo who seemed like he was raging.

"You just couldn't leave it alone, could you? You know how much I like her." Steveo argued, raising his voice slightly while Knoxville looked like a deer in headlights. It all happened so fast but Johnny was then tackled to the ground by Steveo and they began fighting each other while you were stuck. You didn't know what to do but after the initial shock washed over, you jumped to the two men and pulled them away from each other.

"What the fuck do you think you two are doing?!" you yelled

"He fucking started it!" Johnny shouted, pointing an accusing finger at Steveo who was breathing heavily. All he could do was roll his eyes and pace around the room.

"Right, can either of you tell me what's going on here because I am extremely confused about both of your behaviour and now this has just done it. Like seriously wh-"

"I LOVE YOU" They both yelled at the same time. Dead silence. The tension in the room could've been cut with a knife. You had no idea what to do and before you could comprehend what happened, your legs gave out from below you from the overwhelming situation. Both men came to your service and grabbed an arm each, helping you up off the floor. Tears were now streaming down your face and Pontius had just found you and he looked pissed.

"What's happened here?" he asked both concerned and annoyed. Knoxville and Steveo just sighed and waited for the other one to say something. Chris now had his arms around you and pulled your head to his chest, covering your ears to try to not overwhelm you even more.

You couldn't pay attention to what was being said as the words now echoed in your head. 'I love you'. Three words which have a powerful meaning. How long have they felt like this? The real question was what were you going to do?

After what felt like eternity, you were being taken out of the room by your best mate and taken to the exit of the hotel where Dunn and Bam were waiting with their skateboards. As soon as they took in your appearance, they were quick to rush to you and stop their current conversation.

"WOAH! Are you okay?" Bam asked you, concern laced on his face

"Yea, you don't look too good. You sure you don't want to stay in your room? We can skate tomorrow?" Dunn told you sympathetically.

You decided it'd be best to go skating to take your mind off of the whole Johnny-Steveo-situation. While learning new tricks, you felt your worries wash over you and could finally relax. By the time you all came back, you were practically passing out and needed to get to your room.

Bidding the guys goodnight, you stumbled into your room and kicked your shoes off, changed into your pajamas and brushed your teeth. Just as you were about to go to sleep, there was a sudden knock at your door. You regretted opening the door as soon as you were met with the face of an upsetting looking Johnny.

"Hey... so firstly I need to apologise to you. I am really sorry for what I did earlier and I wish I could take it back b-"

"Did you mean it?" you whispered. You needed to know if he meant what he said before saying anything else. Knoxville took a deep breath and gave you a sad smile.

"Of course I did... it'll always be you doll. Always" Johnny whispered back. Now you were both staring into each others eyes, not knowing what to say. After a few minutes of pure silence, Johnny broke it.

"Steveo meant it too... that's why we've had more frequent 'arguments' and haven't been talking to each other that much. You don't need to say anything at all or make a decision, just know that I'll support you no matter the choice you make" Johnny said before giving you a kiss on the forehead and leaving, shutting your door behind him.

You let out a breath you didn't realise you were holding and flopped down onto your bed. What the fuck do you do now? Steveo or Knoxville?

#johnny knoxville #steve o #jackass #jeff tremaine #chris pontius #bam margera #ryan dunn #ehren mcghehey #dave england #wee man #preston lacy #fluff #angst #confession #love triangle #johnny knoxville x reader #steveo x reader

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juicypassionfruit · 2 years

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About Time

Summary: Y/n just moved next door to Johnny Knoxville and Steve-o

Warnings: Drinking, Swearing, an Injury (not graphic), Overall just cheesy

Y/n had been searching for apartments all over Los Angeles and couldn't find one that met up to her standards. Some on the outside were gorgeous but the apartment itself would be unlivable. It didn't take long before getting over apartment hunting. She needed to move out of her parent's house, not only was the commute to school too far, but it was time to get out of there.

The realtor said this was the last apartment for the day. They walked inside the apartment complex and up to the room, it was only a few stories up. He unlocked the door and went in while she followed behind him. It was the nicest apartment she's seen all day and it was in her price range. If the kitchen and living room area didn't sell her, the room and bathroom connected definitely did. The room was big enough for all of her things and the bathroom was gorgeous.

"This is all newly renovated." The realtor smiled and took her out to the small patio. "Wow, this is really nice. I like it a lot actually."

While everything was great, Y/n was scared of what was wrong with it. It's been on the market for quite some time. "So, why has it been left alone for so long? I mean it's amazing, wouldn't someone immediately pick it?"

"Well, there are no major issues. The area is nice and no plumbing or parking problems. It's just the neighbors," He sighed, "They're really loud and obnoxious."

"Oh. That's it?" She laughed. A place this nice had to have some kind of problem and noisy neighbors is an easy problem to figure out. With no reason to really say no she signed the papers.

Once all the big furniture was moved in, she only had to move her personal belongings, which weren't too hard to carry in. While she was carrying a box of dishes in she looked over to her right and saw her neighbor walk out of the apartment. They made eye contact and Y/n gave him a friendly smile, which he returned, continuing to go inside. 'He seems nice.' From the few days it took to move everything in, she hasn't heard too many noises from her neighbor. Maybe some loud music and talking but even then the walls muffled most of it.

After the apartment was put together the way she wanted, Y/n decided it was time to have some friends over for a little housewarming party. As a common courtesy, she thought she would give the neighbors a heads up, letting them know it wasn't going to be anything other than some music and a few people over. Most of them were young and said they didn't care. They even joked about not getting an invite. The old people said to make sure the noise wasn't loud past 11 pm.

When she reached the 'loud' neighbor's door she began to get a little nervous. They definitely intimidated her. Y/n softly knocked on the door, waiting for someone to answer it. The muffled laughter and voices stopped for a second. The door aggressively unlocked and a different guy stood in front of it. "Dude, we've been quiet this whole week and we aren't even being that loud." His voice was so raspy but it was kind of hot.

"Oh no, dude, you're good! I was just gonna let you guys know I'm having some friends over so it might be loud. Just a little heads up."

"Oh sweet. Mind if we swing by?" He smirked and she laughed, "Sure. It's not a party or anything, but you're more than welcome to come."

"Don't worry we'll make it a party." He winked and shut the door before she could object.

Y/n got dressed up nice for her small get-together. Wearing a short dress that fit her just right. Little by little more and more of her friends began to show up bringing cute gifts and alcohol. It was perfect beer was in the fridge hard liquor was on the counters, music was playing only the best songs to dance to.

"Yeah, neighbor!" A loud yell came from the doorway. Her eyes widened in shock. 'He actually showed up.' She walked over to the door, "Hey! You came."

"Yeah. Me n some friends." His thumb pointed to some guys behind him. "There's beer in the fridge and vodka on the counter." The guys came in and went into the kitchen for some drinks.

"Who are those guys?" One of your friends asked. It dawned on you that you never introduced yourself and neither did they. "My neighbors. I don't actually know their names we kinda just met."

"They're pretty hot" She'd never admit it out loud but she agreed.

"I never introduced myself. I'm Y/n." She smiled at the guy she saw earlier this week. "I'm Johnny Knoxville." He smiled back.

"And what's his name?" She asked pointing to his roommate who was pouring hot sauce into his eye. "That's Steve-o"

"Cool," Her face was full of amazement.

As the night went on and people drank more and more, Y/n was talking to Steve-o. "You have some cool tattoos" She commented and he laughed, "Thanks. I think they're pretty fuckin' dumb." Her fingers outlined the visible ones on his arm, "I like them." He looked over at her concentrated face and smiled.

"Do you have any tattoos?"

Y/n nodded her head and looked back at him, "Just a few small ones. I have one on my ribcage, one on my hip, and one down my spine."

"You should show me sometime." He wiggled his eyebrows making her laugh and lightly shove him. They continued to talk about other things and subtly flirt.

"Alright, Steve-o let's go back. Thanks for having us over and nice meeting you, Y/n." Johnny said putting his arm around Steve-o who waved goodbye.

"Bye guys! You're welcome over anytime."

And they took up her offer whenever they could. Banging on the door and calling her asking if she was home. Y/n never had neighbors like them before, even when she lived with her parents. The neighbors were all old or in their thirties with two kids. Johnny and Steve-o were funny and always did stupid shit.

"Y/n! Let me in Johnny's gonna put a firework up my butt!"

"Good, it's unlocked. You gotta see what Steve-o and I are about to do!"

It didn't take long for her to join in on their shenanigans. "C'mon just snort the hot sauce. I'll do it with you." Steve-o grinned

All three of them were pretty close, but it was obvious that Steve-o and Y/n had a closer bond. Johnny wasn't mad or anything, he was actually pretty happy someone could handle being friends with the chaotic guy.

Johnny and Steve-o started filming for Jackass, so all the guys were in town. Steve-o thought it'd be cool if Y/n came and watched them all do their stunts. After the stressful semester she had, it wasn't a bad idea.

"This is Y/n. She's our neighbor." Steve-o introduced her to the guys who smiled and waved at her. She smiled and waved back "Hey guys"

They all made small talk and asked what she does, where she goes to school, why she's friends with Johnny and Steve-o. Chris' flirty personality was funny to Y/n, she didn't take him seriously and even subtly flirted back.

She didn't realize how stressful it was for the guys to be on set. Even she began to worry if she was safe or not. The pranks and jokes made everything more chaotic than it already was. When Bam was in the snake pit, her mind eased. It made her realize she wasn't scared of too many things, mostly just disliked them.

"So Y/n, are you scared of snakes?" Chris held a big snake and pointed it at her. She shook her head observing the snake, "Can I hold it?" His smile was wide and he got excited explaining how to hold it.

"C'mon Bam." Johnny shook his head laughing.

The entire time she was on set everyone tried to figure out what she was scared of or what would make her freak out. They didn't want to hurt her but they definitely wanted to include her in on the fun. With nothing to work with it made it nearly impossible.

Chris started to improvise. He managed to get a box of fake spiders and he waited for the perfect time to dump them on you. Johnny loved this idea and even said he’d make it happen.

“Wanna be in the movie?” Johnny smirked and Y/n shook her head, “No way. I’m not doing some crazy stunt.”

“Oh no, we wouldn’t make you do that. Just a small thing. Now close your eyes and stand right here.” He instructed her. She stood in the spot and waited for what to do next. Behind her Chris grabbed a small ladder and climbed to the top. When he was ready Johnny handed him the box. “I need you to stay perfectly still.” She sighed and said okay. Chris dumped the box of spiders on her and Y/n shrieked but stayed still. “Tell me they aren't real!”

“Get em off! Get em off!” Johnny and Chris laughed pretty hard and eventually told her they weren’t real and helped her get them out of her hair. “Assholes”

"Alright, Steve-o. You're up." Jeff called him over to stand in front of the camera. The alligator snapping turtle bit had Steve-o nervous. He introduced the scene and prepared to get bit. It was going as well as it could've gone until the turtle didn't let go.

After a few more moments of agonizing pain, it finally let go and Steve-o left to get it treated. Y/n followed him.

"That was pretty bad" She winced when she got a closer look at it. "Yeah, it didn't feel the greatest." The nurse cleaned it up and left the two of them alone. They sat in comfortable silence for a few seconds.

"Are you having fun on set though?" He asked and she smiled big, "Yeah! It's really cool seeing how everything goes down and meeting the others."

"You could come every day if you wanted to."

"Oh, I don't think the others-"

He interrupted whatever she was going to say by placing his lips softly onto hers and pulled away after a few seconds. "I want you here." Y/n placed both of her hands on the sides of his face and pulled him into another kiss.

"Well, it's about time, lovebirds" Johnny laughed, "Now hurry up. I'm gonna get Tremaine really good."

#johnny knoxville #chris pontius #steve o #steveo x reader #jackass #jackass fanfic #bam margera #ryan dunn

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peejsocks · 2 years

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I want to request a story where Steve-O comforts chubby female Reader. Reader is a Jackass cast member, posts a picture of herself with a Jackass themed dress (black sundress with the Jackass skull and red hearts printed all over), and gets some negative comments about her weight from online trolls. Irl, I recently had to deal with online bullying for the same scenario, posted a pic of me wearing the Jackass dress I designed, and while I did get nice comments, I also got a few mean ones about my weight, so I watched some Steve-O videos to cheer me up after this happened. Idk, you can make it turn smutty at the end of you want.

a/n: first of all, i'm so sorry this happened. i hope this story makes you feel loved. if anything like that ever happens again, or if you just want to talk, my DMs and ask box are always open <3 much much love

tags/disclaimers: nsfw; nsfk

Jackass is everything to you. Job, legacy and family. No matter how far your career branched out, it always comes back to the movies that started it all. So it felt obvious to combine your newly picked up hobby and one of the most crucial parts of your life, designing a beautiful black sundress adorned with the famous Jackass skull and delicate red hearts surrounding the piece.

Proud of your creation, it was a no brainer to share it with friends and fans of the franchise by posting a picture of yourself wearing it online.

Initially, all was well, people loved it and complimented your skills, some even asking if you would make it available as merch. Naively riding the high of internet validation, everything comes crashing down when your eyes gloss over a gross comment tearing you apart because of your looks. Before your mind can shut the idea down, you're scrolling through the other comments to see if there are more like it, and you end up finding what you went looking for.

You had always been under relative scrutiny from Jackass fans for joining the crew around the third movie, a bit of an 'intruder' in some people's eyes, but all of the boys received their fair share of criticism so it felt wrong to complain. You figured respecting the loyal followers and allowing them to feel however they wanted could get you in their good graces eventually, but this is too far. It's completely uncalled for and has nothing to do with Jackass itself.

Deleting the mean comments and moving on is no longer an option after noticing people defending you under them, sparking long threads of disgusting insults about your weight and body.

It's no surprise that people on the internet can be horrible, but it would be asking too much of any human being to not fall for it and be affected by personal attacks, even if slightly.

Shutting your laptop, you spend the rest of the day curled under a blanket in your couch, trying to blame the tears on the sappy movie you had put on. Eventually you have to turn off your phone too, because people are calling. At first you believe you are being paranoid, it could have nothing to do with your post, but when the guys' names show up on screen one by one, you're terrified of what the situation might have grown into, so you make yourself unreachable.

The knock on your door is the first thing to remind you of outside life. The intercom didn't ring, so you figured it was your neighbour looking for his cat again.

You should have guessed it was Steve-O instead, he did live close to you. He's holding the white cat in his arms, scratching its head.

"Hey, beautiful."

Leaning on the door frame, you attempt to pet the animal but it moves away. "Cotton doesn't usually like being touched. You're a true cat whisperer."

"Pussy mage, if you will." Vocalizing your disgust, you reprimand his low-hanging joke as the small creature is freed from his grasp and elegantly walks away along the halls.

Steve-O hugs you tight and before you can protest, he's switching your positions so that now he is inside your apartment, knowing you could refuse to let him in but never kick him out.

"What did you do to the doorman? Did you bribe him?"

"I'm famous, dear." His laugh is comforting, but his question is a bucket of cold water. "You're not letting those trolls get to you, are you?"

"Never." You're stiff and your voice wavers, revealing the truth quite effortlessly. "Ok, look, if you're here for a pep talk, I don't need it. I just want to watch movies and not think about it."

"Fine. What are we watching?" He plops down on your couch, stealing the blanket and taking off his shoes.

Steve-O is the best company you could have right now, holding an eternal soft spot for him, so you truly could never ask him to leave.

On the couch, you're forced to sit close in order to share the blanket. It takes a second to feel right, but when he immediately starts asking questions about the plot, you forget everything else.

In between cracking up at stupid Steve-O jokes, heavy lids win the fight against exhaustion, head leaning on a strong shoulder.

Firm hands warming up your skin in constrast to the now cold air replacing the embrace of the old blanket wake you up. Your friend is preparing to lift and carry your body presumably to your bed.

"Woah, no need for that." Dark eyes dart over your face, confused. "I think I'm too heavy."

"Don't be stupid." With that, Steve gets up from the couch, bringing you with him. He sure wasn't the scrawny kid anymore, taking a moment to enjoy feeling secure in a man's arms, his muscles flexing under your weight but not struggling. Casually holding, instead, as if it's nothing short of ordinary.

That doesn't happen to you that often. Maybe you're still asleep, dreaming of a perfect love interest, all the movies you had watched bleeding into your unconscious.

Even though your bedroom was just at the end of the hallway, it felt like you stared at his stoic face in the dark for hours.

"Safe and sound." Steve sets you down on the mattress carefully, and the possibly rusty springs still squeak.

"Old bed." A tight smile, the very one you loved, spread across a tired face, causing glasses to slide down his nose a little. "What time is it?"

"Past eleven, or something." He shrugs, setting a hand on your thigh. It moves up and down, comfortable heat running up your body. "Call me if you need anything, yeah?"

"Wait." It's a split second decision, mind completely overrun by emotion and a need for attention, his attention. "Would you stay? Please? Un-Unless you have something to get to or, uhm, or someone waiting for you, or if you don't want to, obviously…"

"I'm so glad you asked, dude. I really don't feel like walking even three blocks in the cold night air."

Chastising him for even considering laying in your bed in dirty clothes, you're now under the sheets next to a half naked Steve-O. This whole thing is a terrible, awful, self-sabotaging-esque idea because of course you're not going to be normal about it. It's your annoyingly attractive friend who you've had a longing crush on for years, spending the entire day intent on pulling you out of a shitty mood and now showing off a toned chest iluminated by the screen of his phone.

The black rectangle slipping from his fingers and smashing on his nose is what disperses your trance, defogging your brain and giving way for the most sincere boisterous laugh exploding from your chest.

The bed shakes with how much the two of you are laughing, heads pushing back on the pillows, disrupting the quiet building.

"Sorry- just- oh my god, the look on your- so stupid"

Your eyes are shut when Steve sighs loudly, recovering from the fit. "Oh, man, it sucks so bad that you have an adorable laugh."

Before you can ask what that is supposed to mean, lean fingers start tickling your sides. At first, it's entertaining, unable to resist the urge to squirm and giggle, but soon the realization that he is feeling your body hits.

He notices the quick change in your expression. "What, you don't like my hands there?"

Breathing uneasy, everything is deafeningly silent again.

"Don't tell me it's because…" His tone is explicit, enough to uncover how well aware he is of you. "Oh, no, beautiful. There's no need for that."

Silence is overtaken by unspeakable tension. His voice is lower, more serious. Fingertips in your sides transform into palms pushing your jumper up, thumbs caressing the skin under your boobs.

"Are they better there?" Steve's torso hovers over your unmovable body, non-threatening but demanding, waiting for permission.

Swallowing thickly, you think back to those comments. How quickly you forgot them, how much they did not change who you are, or who you care about, or most importantly, who truly cares about you. With new found boldness, helped by the reminder that there's always going to be more to life than what strangers think, you give an answer.

"They are."

Just like that, chapped lips envelop yours. A million thoughts race through you, but they are quickly brushed off when Steve pulls your body down and straddles your hips.

Part of your hair hangs off the side of the bed as his tongue moves to explore. Separating, you're surprised by his decision to turn on the lamp in your bedside table. "I wanted this for so long, I want to see all of you."

There's no time to focus on the confession, caught off guard by the unapologetic admission he actually wants to look at your body. All of it, as he said. If only he knew the confidence that was sparking inside of you, well, maybe he would be proud.

Steve-O is quick to remove your jumper fully, uncovering your breasts, which he does not hesitate to suck on dotingly. As much as you wish you could say everything you felt, all that comes out is his name, over and over again.

Taking that as encouragement, his raspy tongue frees your nipples to continue traveling down your stomach, biting the soft skin along the way and stopping to leave a hickey among the stretch marks in your hips.

Watching him carefully, some suspicion remains. "You're telling me you like all that? I don't remember seeing thick thighs in any of the girls you dated."

Redirecting his gaze up at you, his eyes look determined, just like when you bet against him on a stunt.

Steve moves back on the mattress, grabbing one of your legs and wasting no time before open-mouth kissing them, covering you in more purple marks and bites. The thought of hoping that's how he eats pussy is interrupted by a barely contained moan from him.

"You mean these?" Digits press where his lips were just a second ago. "Don't go thinking you know everything about me, beautiful."

Your lips are partly open when Steve-O takes them again, expecting his kiss and meeting it with the same hunger this time. The older man takes advantage of your distraction to hook his fingers on the band of your pajama shorts and pull them down, counting on you to kick them off with your feet.

Once that is done with, he moves down one more time, licking his lips at the sight of white lace panties. "May I?"

Nodding, your lower lip gets pulled in by your teeth in anticipation, gaze moving to the ceiling. A deep sigh is not enough, you're moaning louder than this building has probably heard in its entire existence. Safe to say you were right about the similar way he treats your thigh and your clit.

Every muscle is contracting, fingers gripping the sheet and sweat pooling in your back.

"Get out of those damn fucking boxers, Steve-O."

Hesitant to unstuck himself from you, he fumbles with the pockets of his pants looking for a condom while you try and regain control over your body.

Everything after that happens fast.

Steve is now man-handling you from the back, unquestionably bruising your hips with the force of his thrusts. The only thing louder than the wet noises of your friend going in and out of you and the sound of flesh hitting flesh is the moaning.

"So close. Please."

"Cum for me, beautiful, you deserve this."

Climax hits you consecutively, flopping down on top of each other almost instantly, breathing unstable.

It takes a second for either of you to move, and when Steve-O comes back from the bathroom, you can't help but ask. "Where were you keeping all of that these years?"

"In my pants?" He laughs, chest vibrating, head turned towards you on the pillow. The light is still on. "I always knew you looked beautiful in a sweaty mess with crazy hair but it's even better when it's my fault."

Rolling your eyes, you feel the need to thank him. "It was a nice day, better than I expected."

His arms pull you closer, embracing you and whispering. "Maybe we make this a recurring thing, then."

#steveo x reader #steveo #jackass #jackass fanfic

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bamhoundgang · 2 years

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hi!! i was wondering if you would write hc’s for pegging bam or steve-o? it’s been floating around my head for a week and i’m obsessed w the idea

yea sure ! these are really short im sorry

warnings: nsfw

bam

he's down for just about anything so it doesn't take much convincing to get him to agree

just go slow w him at first

doesn't react much at first because his ego

but is eventually super whiny

gets really into it

begs if you stop

gets teary eyed omg

so loud, bam please stfu the walls are horribly thin

moan, whine, moan, whine, moa-

drooling bc he cannot keep his mouth closed

probably needs heavy aftercare

def asks to do it again

steveo

takes a while to convince

just kinda freaked at the thought

probably need to start terribly slow

he just kinda sits there for a while

but you hit a certain spot and he's 😩

man is seeing stars tbh

not very loud

lots of groans and heavy breaths though

was for sure into it

passes out once you're done

doesn't ask to do it again, but will if you ask

#jackass #bam margera #jackass x reader #bam margera x reader #viva la bam #steveo x reader #steve o #viva la bam x reader #niko writes

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dumbntough · 2 years

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could you do hc’s for steveo and bam dating an australian girl ??

Omg most definitely 👹

Steveo

You guys most definitely met during the filming of Wild Boyz.

He heard a lot of Australian accents during that time and was always polite to everyone with the accent but around you, he would tease you about it.

You’d be explaining some small thing about the stupid thing that Chris and Steveo were about to do and Steveo would respond with his, rather lack luster, attempt at an Australian accent.

You were offended by it like a lot of other people would be, you found it rather funny.

Don’t even say the word ‘water’ around him.

He’d be on the ground in fits of laughter, trying to get you to say it without an Australian accent.

That’s what drew him towards you and you to him.

During his time in Australia when the cameras weren’t on he’d be taking you out, both of you trying to teach the other to speak the way the other did.

“Wah-ter” he would pronounce slowly for you, sitting in a booth at a restaurant that was well known to you, but completely foreign to him, “Wotua” you would say back, this time he would only let out a small chuckle.

You fell fast and hard for him. What he did for a living was so foreign to you, so unheard of to hurt yourself for entertainment but you like that about him.

He liked that you were willing to learn from him since not many people actually cared to. He was just a dumb guy in a cheetah print speedo diving off shit for a laugh.

He had gone on many dates with you during his time there and during his time after, he would fly you out to the US, showing you as many of the curiosities as he could during the few weeks you’d spend there at a time.

It just simply worked and that’s how you guys liked it.

Bam

You both had met in a bar after a long day of shooting for Jackass, the show.

You were standing with your group of friends, just moving to the country, taking a shot of whatever alcohol the bartender wanted.

He watched you like a fucking hawk from across the bar, eventually telling the bartender that you could choose whatever drink you wanted and to put it on his tab.

Once you had gotten your drink you’d walk over to him, smiling with all your friends giggling from your previous spot.

“Hi, thanks for the drink.” You’d tell him, along with your name.

His eyes would go wide, yelling out “holy shit” or something along those lines. He’d just be very extra, having never heard an accent like yours in person.

He’d introduce himself, letting you sit with him and get you to talk for the rest of the night, just loving your voice. He thought it was your best feature.

He’d ask if you wanted to leave with him.

It was that start of something beautiful honestly.

That night he got to learn your voice and some of the Australian slang, trying to use it in sentences that didn’t even make sense, but he’d try.

You’d sit and watch him skateboard, loving how passionate he was about it.

You’d both eventually part ways but would text and call each day, call at least once a day so that he wouldn’t forget that beautiful voice.

He’d ask you on a date a week later, taking you to some small, intimate diner where you both could talk to each other without the use of alcohol to build up his or your courage.

It seemed you were both completely connected at the hip at that point, one never seen without the other 5 steps behind them.

#jackass #jackass forever #bam margera #jackass fic #bam margera x reader #steve o #steveo x reader #steveo headcannon #bam margera headcannon

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clouded-dreams2 · 2 years

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Steve-O Masterlist

Series

Oneshots

Headcannons

Coming soon…

#steve o #jackass #x reader #steveo x reader #masterlist #steveo masterlist #stephen gilchrist glover

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dangerehrenn · 1 year

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OMG BAM SHOWER SEX IF U HAVEN'T DONE IT ALREADY

18+ pls, hope u enjoy ;)

fem!reader

shower sex with bam

this definitely started because he just refused to stop messing around and shower

he’s been outside all day, practising tricks on his skateboard

it’s getting late and you want to chill with him

but he’s so sweaty

so you just casually drop into conversation that you’re going to shower

he can join you if he wants

2 minutes after you step into the shower the door creeks open

and bams there with a smirk on his face

“couldn’t even wait for me?”

he takes his clothes off and gets in the shower with you

absolutely no intention of getting clean

“fuck, look at you, my girl”

he starts kissing your neck and lifts your leg up so it’s on his hip

you’re already soaked from watching him on his skateboard all day so he slips in easily

the moan he lets out as you welcome him in is absolutely sinful

as he picks up the pace you start slipping but he just picks you up and holds you against the wall as he pounds into you

you reach your high quickly, bams whines and moans causing the knot in your stomach to snap as well as the relentless thrusts

you bite down on his shoulder as he empties himself inside you with a whine

“oh baby you’re killing me” he says between kisses on your neck

you both stand, embracing the water after your heated session

“time to get cleaned up now, bam”

“why? i’m only gonna cum in you again later” he says with a wink

#jackass #bam margera x reader smut #bam margera headcanons #bam margera fic #jackass x reader #jackass smut #jackass headcanons #johnny knoxville x reader #steveo x reader #ryan dunn x reader #chris pontius headcanons #chris pontius smut #johnny knoxville smut

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princessthatcantfuckingsleep · 3 months

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POV: you look threw the only girl in jackass Camera roll♡♡

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vivaladicamillo · 1 year

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thinking abt writing a steve-o/reader/chris pontius drabble, anythoughts?

#im so down bad for them rn #and just the think that they genuinely had threesomes together #AHHHHH #screaming so loud at #vomiting #jackass #cky crew #cky x reader #chris pontius x reader #chris pontius #steveo #steveo x reader

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hey! Hope this isn’t annoying or to much but I would love it if you wrote a hcs for the jackass cast dating a female cast member, who is the craziest one, she’s done for anything and everything no matter how weird, dangerous, or insane it is. i guess pretty much a girl who is like johnny and steve o combined. I see to many ones with girls who are shy or scared, and they are so boring. can’t wait to see what you write, even if it’s not this!

YES OHMYGOSH whenever i imagine a female jackass member, she's always batshit insane and i love it so much- for these hcs, i did johnny, bam, and steve-o but if you want to see some others then i'll do them asap

RECKLESS CREW MEMBER!S/O

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE !!

you guys are fucking terrifying oh my god-

okay but let's start with the fact that nobody was surprised when you ended up together. like, you both do so many stunts together because you're both up for anything that it was only a matter of time before you started dating.

whether it's the classic johnny knoxville or the gorgeous silver foxville, this man has no shame and with loudly say the most inappropriate shit when you do a dangerous stunt.

"my ding ding's harder than a turnbuckle" is automatically associated with you bleeding in some way atp.

that being said, he gets really worried about you when you do some of the crazier stunts .

you'd 100% be jeff's fav because you're down for anything, but he could honestly go without johnny clinging to his arm like a worried mother when you're in the bull ring.

overall, 10/10 power couple ( unhinged version )

BAM MARGERA !!

he thinks you're crazy hot but, like, in a psychopathic way

like, he knows your batshit insane and that's one of the main reasons he finds you so hot if that makes sense

pls make fun of him for throwing up easily, idc if you aren't much better, he gets so pissy and it makes for great content

another one who's scared for you but will also be the one suggesting you for death-defying stunts most of the time

97% of the time, if someone other than jeff volunteers you for a stunt, it's bam

the other three percent is probably johnny because nobody else wanted to do the stunt and he played it off as if you were the first choice

bam doesn't volunteer you out of spite or a want to see you nearly snap your neck, he just does it because he knows you can handle it and knows you'll love the footage that comes out of the stunt — regardless as to whether or not you get fucking ragdolled

i can see you and jeff rubbing your hands together like scheming flies when you plan a but where you're working with snakes that are kind of wrapped around your arms and you're totally chill about it, but bam gets called in and loses his shit

overall, 9/10 he's heart eyes 24/7 but an instigating little shit

STEVE-O !!

oh he gets so happy when he finds out your down to do any stunt

will definitely bring you along for wildboyz and will refuse to comment on you showing him up on stunts and shit

yk that one scene in 3.5 (i think??) where he says that when filming wildboyz, he refused to do a bungee jump? you definitely did that instead of him just for funsies

i mentioned it in the bam segment, but you'd both do so many wildboyz bits with animals and you'd both eat shit nearly every time but you don't care because it's funny

i can see you both getting really competitive over who can do the most disgusting thing and not hurl when everyone's drunk at someone's house...

spike probably intervened after you snorted a line of salt and pepper off of ryan's ass

overall, 9 and a half/10 purely because you'd both be incredibly scary to be around and idk if that's a good thing or not

#johnny knoxville #johnny knoxville x reader #bam margera #bam margera x reader #steveo #steveo x reader #jackass 4.5 #jackass 3d #jackass two #jackass x reader #jackass the movie #jackass #jeff tremaine #spike jonze #chris pontius #ryan dunn

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