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Screaming crying throwing up every time

#bammywrites #cky #jackass #viva la bam #bam margera #bam margera brainrot #ryan dunn #brandon margera #random hero #ryan dunn forever #mtv jackass #jackass forever #jackass 3d #jackass the movie #jackass number two #dave england #steve o #preston lacy #wee man #loomis fall #danger ehren #johnny knoxville

[babybammargera]

I don’t even know where to begin.

#jackass #steve o #steveo #sleepo #these pics are wild #he really just makes friends with everyone #he’s an icon #yeah dude #bammy writes #bammywrites

[frankieclone]

Hey so just a reminder that I do run side blogs.

@babybammargera is the main one I use it’s a jackass fan account

@prettylittlepsychoix is ice nine kills and Spencer charnas posts

@bammywritesfavtiktoks is jackass and bam related TikTok’s and vids

@simpin4juicyfruitsnacks is my Boyz blog

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[southernbell91]

Haven't written in a while, decided to do a Punisher/Reader/Billy Russo two shot. Here's part 1 on my Ao3

#billy russo #frank castle #the punisher #Bammywrites

[babybammargera]

Bunny and Baby Lifeguards on duty

Party boy x fem reader (early jackass era)

You’re sitting on the floor of the van brainstorming ideas for skits with the boys and Jeff. Normally you’d get thrown into something chaotic with Ryan or maybe Ehren but apparently, fans like it when you interact with Party Boy. Jeff looks at you, “How do you feel about doing the lifeguard bit with Pontius?” You shrug and look up from your iPod, “depends on the context. “Tony Hawk just bought a house and the pool is currently empty. And we somehow convinced him to film a bit with Bam, Dave, Steveo, Ehren, and Weeman where they're skating the pool basically slamming into each other trying to skate and you two get to shoot them with paintball guns and look pretty in bikinis. You in?” You crack a smile, “Chris is prettier than me and pulls off a bikini better but I'm down, Bam and Sleepo have been pranking me a ton this week so I'm ready to get them back.”

The next day the crew arrives at the house and everyone is setting up and getting ready. You had already gotten dressed for the day, A black bikini top with the jackass logo on it and short black shorts to match. You touch up your makeup and hair in the mirror then head outside. Pontius bounces up full of energy wearing a full cheetah print bikini with matching bunny ears, “Hey if there's time could you braid my hair in two fishtail braids it's fucking hot.” You nod and sit down on one of the pool chairs Jeff had brought for the bit, “Pigtails?” He settles on the ground between your feet smiling, “You know me so well.” Despite how long his hair is you make quick work of the task and finish them just as Jeff gathers everyone up for filming, “Okay so here's the paintball guns I'll let you two figure out how you wanna introduce the bit but we've settled on Pool of Pain for the name.” he runs to his director's chair and sits down. Pontius strikes a “sexy” pose as Spike starts filming, “Hi I'm Bunny the lifeguard and I'm here with my friend and the true eye candy of jackass y/n and she's helping me on lifeguard duty today at the pool.”You look over your sunglasses at the camera and smile, “This is the Pool of Pain and trust me there's gonna be a lot of it.” You turn as the camera pans to the other boys and nail Steveo right in the leg with a brightly colored paintball. One by one they drop into the pool narrowly avoiding each other at first but then quickly beginning to collide as they try to avoid the paintballs. Ryan is the first to bail scrambling out of the pool tossing the battered-up skateboard he probably borrowed from Bam to the side, “All right I'm out!” You crack up at the sight, “Come on Ry can't take the heat?” He flips you off and lays in the grass. Soon the others follow suit one by one crawling out of the empty pool with various bruises and scrapes splattered with neon paint. Steveo gets close to the camera wiping his face with his shirt, “That fucking sucked dude.” Jeff giggling behind the monitors calls it a wrap. Adjusting your top you glance at your partner in crime for the day, “Ya know if you take away the paintballs it looked pretty fun.” Tony walks by and puts his helmet on your head, “Go skate if you want.” You make a face and set the sweaty helmet to the side before picking up Bam and Steveo's discarded boards, “care to join the party Pontus?” He grins and takes off his bunny ears, “hell yeah!”

#jackass #chris pontius headcanons #chris pontius x reader #party boy #jackass fanfiction #jackass boys #jackass imagine #jackass 2 #jackass 3d #jackass the movie #jackass number two #bammywrites #bammy writes #jackass headcanons

[bammywritesfavtiktoks]

I love them with my whole heart

#bammywrites #cky #jackass #viva la bam #bam margera #bam margera brainrot #ryan dunn #brandon margera #random hero #ryan dunn forever

[babybammargera]

Happy birthday bammy baby love you big🖤🖤

I hope he’s having a happy healthy and more importantly responsible and sober birthday.

#jackass #cky #viva la bam #bam margera #brandon margera #bammywrites #bammy writes

[babybammargera]

Jackass/CKY Masterlist

(Yes there is a lot of bam content but I write for the others and requests are open)

Bam

Home sweet home 

Brandon the brat

Nightmare slayer Margera

From best friend to girlfriend hc

Monster house

carving pumpkins Hc

Chores with menace bf Bam

Camp CKY

Finally

Highway to him

Things bf Bam does for the sole purpose of annoying you

Lazy days with boyfriend Bam

Smoking with Bam Hc

Bam tattoos (kinda smutty) Hc

Sleeping with/next to Bam

Bam reacting to you getting hurt while skating

Spending Halloween with Bam

Bf Bam Hc

Friends to lovers 

You're supposed to be rivals.

You're supposed to be rivals pt. 2

Jackass crewmember 

grunge chick hc

Doodles n Drives

The boys when you wear heavy makeup/do their makeup

The boys if you get hurt during a stunt hc

The boys on haunted attraction dates

Jackass stink

Jackass dreams

Part 7

Part 6

Part 5

Part 4

Part 3

Part 2

Part 1

CKY Crewmember

Bam and Dunn reacting to you crying over a boy

Ry and Bam being your besties during Viva La Bam

Growing up with Ryan and Bam hc

Picnic dates Ryan Raab Dico

Raab

Pranking Vito

First date jitters

Ryan Dunn

Trick or treat

Dating Dunn as Knoxvilles sister

Ryan teaching you how to drive stick

Halloween with best friend Ryan

Offroad adventures 

Dico

First date

Weekend away

Johnny Knoxville

Dating Knox but Bam and Ryan are your best friends

Sick days

Dating OG member 

Bf HC

Ehren 

Cky member dating Ehren

Knight with a dumb haircut.

When in Paris

Steveo

Cliff diving

Jeff Tremaine 

boyfriend Tremaine 

Bf hc

Party boy

Boyfriend Pontius

Let's party

Lifeguards on duty

Spike

he loves you

dating spike

Dating spike 3

Dave

ouch

#bammywrites #bammy writes #Bam Margera #steveo #jackass x reader #jackass headcanons #jackass headcannons #jackass hcs #dave england #johnny knoxville #danger ehren

[bammywritesfavtiktoks]

#bammywrites #cky #jackass #viva la bam #bam margera #mtv jackass

[babybammargera]

Dating Dunn as Knoxvilles sister.

Dunn x female reader HC

I feel like in the beginning Johnny definitely raised hell.

Mostly bc you tried to hide it at first.

Dunn probably came to see you when you were visiting the boys while filming and got caught when Knox came to check on you in your hotel room.

Eventually tho he realizes there’s nothing he can do about it and chills out.

Well kinda. Any time you and Ry go out alone together he’s constantly texting even if the two of you just went for a drive.

Your boyfriend and brother are in a constant prank war so just try to stay out of the crossfire.

You’ve probably been woken up by an air horn wielded by your idiot brother trying to scare Ryan. (He forgot you were there)

Yelling at Knox for trying to shave chunks out of Dunn’s hair like he does to the others.

Knox saying things like “tell your boyfriend to shower and stop bitching about stunts. Also he tazed me like 3 times on set today”

And Ryan telling you things that same day.

“your brother told me I need to shower so I tazed him in the ass and Bam pissed on his shoe while he was talking to Jeff."

Johnny being supremely overprotective despite being okay with you dating.

“Don’t fuck up Dunn that’s my baby sister I’m not joking.”

Ryan of course rolls his eyes because he has no intentions of fucking this up.

He’s madly in love with you.

Like has his arms around you at all times even cramped in the crew van if you’re with him during filming.

He likes to annoy you by kissing you all over your face and sometimes that results in accidental beard burn.

He’s the biggest sweetheart and a huge teddy bear

Calls you doll face unironically.

And angel.

After a stressful day he’ll lay on top of you expecting cuddles and for you to play with his hair till he takes a nap.

“Hey angel. I had a long day can I just lay here for a bit?”

Which usually takes place on the couch and almost always gets the same reaction from Johnny if he’s at your house.

(Which is pretty often bc he’s nosy)

“Would you two get a room this is the grossest thing I’ve seen all day! And we filmed with Dave!”

Knoxville is also the type of brother to crash dates.

"Accidentally" shows up at the same place and insists that he joins.

It’s a pretty fun situation though.

#jackass #ryan dunn #ryan dunn x reader #ryan dunn headcanons #ryan dunn forever #random hero #dick farm dunn #jackass x reader #jackass hcs #bammy writes #bammywrites

[babybammargera]

Home sweet home

Fluffy Bam x reader

You had been out of town for a few weeks meaning you'd been away from your boyfriend and friends, sure they're chaotic but God did you miss them the entire time away. You called April about an hour ago to tell her you were almost home and apparently that message got to the boys. You pull into Bams driveway and Bam Dico Ryan and Raab practically stampede of the house before you even put the car in park and as soon as you get out of the car you're suffocated in hugs from all of them. "Have you been skating? You guys reek but I missed you so I'll deal with it." You eventually squeeze out of the group hug only to throw your arms around Bam glad to finally be back home to your favorite idiot, "I missed you so much Bammy." You kiss his cheek and he grabs your chin pulling your face to his kissing you on the lips, "I haven't seen you in forever I wanted a real kiss." You roll your eyes, "how did you survive without me." Bam grabs your bags and everyone files back into the house. Dico answers your question sitting down at the counter, "He whined and texted you the whole time." He wasn't wrong, if you weren't on a call with Bam he was texting you the whole trip because he missed you. "Awww Bam Bam" He rolls his eyes and yells for his mom, so she can say hi to you before he steals you away from everyone so he can have all your attention. You hug his mom and she tells you she's making your favorite dinner. "Sounds good Ape. I'm happy to be home." As soon as your conversation with April is over you're dragged to the livingroom where Bam insists on cuddling and watching a movie to make up for the movie nights you missed while away from home. And by cuddling and a movie I mean you laying practically on top of Bam exhausted and trying not to fall asleep while he tells you what you missed while you were gone. Key word trying, you take a small nap as your boyfriend and his friends ramble on until dinner, only for them to continue excitedly telling you stories all throughout the meal which makes you even happier to be home. Later Bam runs you a bath so you can relax before bed and after the long hot bath you pull on one of his shirts and pj pants and climb into bed to enjoy your boyfriends cuddles, "you know the guys are gonna complain that I stole you away right after dinner and they didn't get to hang with you." You shrug and snuggle closer to him thankful to be back home in bed with the tattooed boy you love, "I know but Im exhausted and I wanna just have a few hours with you after being gone. They'll get their turn to annoy me tomorrow but right now I need some Bammy time ya know." He smiles and kisses you softly, "I love you idiot." You roll your eyes at him and kiss him back, "I love you too stink boy now let's get some sleep."

#jackass #cky #viva la bam #bam margera #brandon margera #ryan dunn #bam margera x reader #bam margera imagine #bam margera imagines #bam margera brainrot #bam #bammywrites

[babybammargera]

From best friend to girlfriend

Bam x female reader hc

You and Bam became best friends during highschool. You were tutoring Raab (before he got kicked out of school.)

Bam and Ryan insisted on hanging out during this time mostly because it got them out of class but also because it gave them time to plan cky stuff.

After Raab got kicked out and Bam quit school you finally gave into them begging you to hang out.

You spent every weekend with them laughing at their stupid antics and helping them prank people.

After graduating you became a solid member of the group yourself and every weekend at the margera house turned into being at the margera house daily. Frequently arguing with one of the boys on who had dibs on the couch that night.

Truthfully you caught feelings for him on one of those nights when he refused to accept that you had rightfully claimed the biggest and most comfortable beanbag and just wrapped his blanket around himself and flopped down practically on top of you.

April knows as soon as you do but doesnt mention it.

Jess however does the next morning when you stumble into the kitchen before the others.

"You have a thing for my gross little brother don't you?" He had no doubt noticed the two of you squished on one beanbag.

Bam on the other hand fell for you hard a few months later as soon as you agreed to skate off of the high point of his roof and into the pool which felt like ice in October.

He was the first off the roof and pulling you out of the cold water. "Dude that was so sick I can't believe you actually did it"

Ryan wraps a blanket around you and Bam drags you into the house "so you don't freeze to death"

Ape and Phil are at the counter and definitely lecture the whole group as you run upstairs.

Phil says something along the lines of "that girl sure is around a lot now I think Bam likes her."

Jess who had come to grab a drink from the kitchen just cracks up "give it two weeks he'll grow some balls and ask her out then we'll really never get rid of her."

Meanwhile you and the others are upstairs sitting on Bams floor upstairs you had changed out your wet clothes into whatever you could find that was clean in Bams room.

Ryan and Dico are playing video games and Raab is sitting at the desk in Bam's room scribbling on a piece of paper which he crumbles up and tosses it towards you accidentally landing it in Bam's lap.

Bam unravels the paper and his eyes widen.

You snatch the paper away from him and in Raabs sloppy handwriting it says "You should date Bam already we're tired of him talking about you when you aren't around"

Your eyes snap up "DUDE!" Raab shrugs "we see how you two look at each other we've even considered locking you two in the basement together."

Bam lays across your lap, "Wanna give it a shot?"

Before you can answer the others yell yes in unison over your voice.

"I guess they answered for me."

"They know you too well"

@bambammargera

#jackass #cky #viva la bam #bam margera #brandon margera #bam margera imagine #bam margera x reader #bam margera brainrot #jackass headcannons #jackass hcs #jackass headcanons #bammywrites

[babybammargera]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL THE BLACK AND GOLD INFILTRATE HOODIE HAS HAD A REPRINT AND RESTOCK ON THE CKY SITE. ITS ONLY 45 DOLLARS.

#cky #cky is actually so fucking good #cky3 #cky2k #cky crew #bammy writes #bammywrites

[babybammargera]

Brandon the brat

Bam x gn reader

(Reader smokes cigs in this)

All week Bam had more attitude than usual, you were aware of his spoiled brat behavior before dating him but today it's excessive. First it was him pacing back and forth and whining because the line at the skate shop (it wasn't long at all). Then he stormed out of the coffee shop because they didn't have what he wanted. Now you're sitting in the passenger seat of the hummer heading to a skate park for a photo shoot. Its no surprise he rants the whole way, "this day couldn't get worse." He pulls up to the shoot. You climb out of the car and give him a kiss, "Bam really it hasn't been that bad just relax." You sit to the side watching him skate out his aggression for about an hour while photos and videos are taken. Well until he messes up a trick 3 times in a row and he loses his temper, jumping on the middle of his board and splitting it in half. The photographer calls it a day after Bam flings half of the board across the bowl he was skating and tells him to go home, clearly not wanting to deal with this. You gather Bam's stuff and follow him to the car after he picks up the remains of his board. Once in the car he doesn't say a word the whole way home, hardly acknowledging the music he's blasting. The two of you head inside and when you're behind his closed bedroom door you finally say something, "Listen I love you but you gotta stop acting so entitled Bam." He scoffs and yanks his shirt off not even bothering to look at you, "wow really?" You wrap your arms around him from behind, "yes really. I know your stressed out but being a drama queen all the time isn't helping anything." He sighs and heads to the bathroom, "whatever. I'm not being an entitled drama queen." Expecting that answer you change into sweatpants and a baggy tee while he showers not letting his tantrum get to you. You sit on his bed texting Ryan too drained at the moment to walk down the hall to his room. Apparently the hot shower worked some because when Bam came back into the room his expression had softened a little. "Wanna go out and smoke after I get dressed? We can talk this out." He pulls on a pair of pj pants and looks at you. Nodding you grab the pack of cigarettes and his lighter from the nightstand and toss them to him before standing up and follow him downstairs and outside. He hands you a cigarette and lights it as you place it between your lips. After lighting his own he sits down and pulls you into his lap, "Sorry I've been such an asshole recently, I've just been so busy and it's stressing me out. I promise I'll work on the attitude okay. I love you." You nod exhaling and lean back on his chest, "I love you too idiot. So is this the start of drama queen rehab?" He laughs a little and wraps an arm around your waist, "Don't say it like that, you sound like Ryan." You smile and shake your head finishing your cigarette, "So I'm not the only one who's called you out huh?" You put out the cigarette in the ashtray on the table and he does the same, "Okay maybe I have been more dramatic recently." Ryan steps outside as Bam finishes his statement, "only a little?" Bam rolls his eyes at his two favorite people teaming up on him, "Alright I already said I'd work on it guys chill." Ryan smiles and sits next to you ruffling bams messy curls, "I'll believe it when I see it princess."

#jackass #cky #viva la bam #bam margera #brandon margera #jackass headcanons #jackass hcs #bam margera imagines #bam margera imagine #bam margera x reader #bam margera brainrot #bammywrites

[babybammargera]

“You’re supposed to be rivals”

Bam x skater gf

You had been dating Bam in secret for about a year now, mostly because the two of you are sponsored by rival skate companies, Bam sponsored by Element and you sponsored by Volcom, and didn’t wanna hear any drama from them. You’re both competing today and it didn’t make sense to take separate cars so you Bam Ryan and his parents loaded into Phil’s van and rode there together. Luckily there was no one from either brand to see you both climb out of one vehicle and kiss. Before you can make it to where you’re supposed to be a group of young girls runs up asking you to sign their helmets and you smile and autograph each one. The oldest of the group leans in and whispers, “Is that your boyfriend? He’s cute.” You nod and hold your finger up to your lips as your manager runs up out of breath, “THERE YOU ARE. You’re late! Where have you been? We’ve been looking for you everywhere.” You roll your eyes and give the marker back to the kids, “you guys better have front row when it’s my turn.” You wink and they squeal with excitement running towards the seating area. “Sorry dude traffic was bad.” Your manager grabs your bag and you follow him to your spot in the competitor area and get ready. The girls skate first and during your time competing you spot the group of girls cheering wildly for you and you make sure to hit your tricks as perfect as possible for them and run up to them to give them high fives before you run back to your seat. The boys compete next and your manager catches you paying close attention to Bam but doesn’t say anything until after, “Don’t think I haven’t noticed you swooning over that Margera boy.” The placements are announced and trophies are handed out, you had won second this time. After you take pictures Bam comes running up and scoops you into a hug, “Dude you did so good today babe you should have gotten first.” He plants a kiss yon your lips and your managers eyes widen at the sight. “Ahem. You two skate for different companies, you’re supposed to be rivals!” You giggle and roll your eyes, “oops guess I missed that memo. He throws his hands up in defeat and walks away, “ listen kid I honestly don’t care. Just don’t forget you have a photo shoot with Volcom tomorrow they want you dressed like a pinup girl.”

I know it's short but I got sick and felt bad leaving it in my drafts for so long. I'll probably do a part two of this if you guys want it

#jackass #cky #viva la bam #bam margera #brandon margera #jackass headcanons #bammywrites #bam margera imagine #bam margera x reader #bf bam energy #bam margera brainrot #bam margera hcs #bammy writes

[babybammargera]

Let’s Party

party boy x fem reader

You had been at the mall all day and now you’re standing with your arms full of shopping bags outside of the small coffee shop your best friend had just run inside to order. You check your phone and look up after hearing the sound of music followed by a young guy's voice saying “Let’s party!” Your eyes are met with some guy in a shiny speedo dancing on some poor older man and can’t help but giggle as the man backs up and then runs away. He continues doing this to people passing by and you notice someone nearby with a camera snickering as he films. After a while, he scoops up what you assume he had on over the speedo pulling on the pants first and stumbling a bit. As he pulls on his shirt he notices you watching and smiles making his way towards you. Out of breath he scratches his head and introduces himself, “Uh hey I’m Chris. I’m assuming you saw that whole thing.” You giggle at the fact that you witnessing whatever he was doing made him blush. “I definitely did, I might have enjoyed the show. I’m y/n by the way.” You shift the bags and hold your hand in the space between the two of you and he takes it. “For you, I’d give you a show anytime… if you asked that is.” He chuckles and it makes you smile even more. For someone who’s fine with dancing in almost the nude in public, his demeanor had changed in your presence. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot mall security looking around the area, “I think you may have been caught.” He follows your gaze and notices the short man in a uniform walking closer. “As much as I love a man in a uniform I don’t wanna deal with that. Before I run could I maybe get your number?” You smile and pull a pen out of your purse quickly scribbling down your number with a heart and the phrase let’s party. He smiles letting out another goofy laugh and runs away grabbing the cameraman dragging him along. Just then your friend comes back holding two coffees, “Who was that weirdo?” You bite your lip holding back a smile, “he’s definitely weird but damn he’s cute. And he has a nice ass.” She rolls her eyes and hands you your drink, “Whatever you say.”

#jackass #chris pontius #party boy #chris pontius x reader #jackass x reader #jackass boys #jackass fanfiction #mtv jackass #jackass fic #chris pontius headcanons #jackass fanfic #bammywrites #Bammy writes