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[jackasswhre]

...okay ..... how about y/n and the boys and the crew are filming a episode of viva la bam what if bam gets jealous you can decide why jealous bam lives rent fee in my mind broo😭*💜

hiiiiii, this is my first time writing a oneshot/imagine/fic type of thing so bear with me here lmao. i hope its okay :) (also its insanely short im so so so sorry about that)

"I'm not jealous" Bam Margera x reader

It had taken you so long but the tree top casino was finally built and the people Bam had invited had slowly started showing up. As you were getting ready Bam came up behind you. "You look gorgeous" he said while wrapping his arms around your waist. "I'm wearing the blandest oufit ever but thank you" he turned you towards him and looked at you "Babe, you look amazing in anything you wear... Now come on I think everyone's here". You got to the casino and the cameras started rolling, everyone was drinking and having a good time.

Throughout the night you noticed some guy staring at you. At first it was just a few quick glances so you thought it was nothing. But then it got to the point that you noticed him everytime you went to a different part of the bar. You got out of the bar and walked into the woods for a bit to cool down because the bar had gotten weirdly hot. You had only taken a few steps when you felt somebody watching you. Turning around you noticed the same guy, now also out of the bar, talking to somebody while staring at you.

As quickly made your way back into the bar, you spotted Bam talking to Ryan and Dico. Once you reached them Bam put an arm over your shoulders. "You okay?" he asked "Yeah", he didn't seem that convinced but took your word for it. While hanging out with them you noticed him constantly looking over his shoulder. The rest of the night went pretty smoothly, other than the fact that the guy still didn't stop staring even though Bam was next to you.

The filming eventually ended and everyone started either going home or into their rooms. As you and Bam started getting ready for bed you noticed that he seemed a bit confused and maybe even slightly annoyed. "What's on your mind?" you asked him "Nothing... It's just that uhh that guy tonight- I mean you noticed him too right?" "Yeah I did. What? You jealous?" he looked almost insulted at your teasing. "I'm not jealous. He was a total creep.". "You're right, he was.... But you're still jealous" it's almost like your words flipped a switch in him as he tackled you to the bed and pretty much sat on top of you. "Take it back" he said, slightly out of breath. "Never" you giggled as he started tickling you. "TAKE IT BACK" "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'M SORRY", he got off of you, laughing his ass off as always.

Bam got into bed while you were still changing. "I'm sorry I didn't do anything about him" he says, suddenly feeling a bit guilty. "It's alright. It wasn't your fault" "I know but i could've done something" "Bam, sweetheart listen to me, I don't blame you, it's completely fine. I love you" "I love you too sweetheart"

#jackass #viva la bam #viva la bam x reader #jackass x reader #bam margera #bam margera x reader #bam margera imagine #bam margera imagines #bam margera fanfiction #dating bam margera #jackass the movie #jackass number two #bam margera headcanons

[jackasswhre]

i love her sm

i would lay down my life for april margera tbh

#april margera #viva la bam

[jackasswhre]

can you do hesdcannons or something for Bam and Johnny with a reader who struggles with depression and anxiety? if you don’t feel comfortable i understand, so maybe Bam and Johnny x reader who is super clingy?

heyyyyyyy, its not that im not comfortable w it just have like 3 other requests and ive been so busy so im gonna do the super clingy one now and maybe when i have more free time ill do the first one! hope you like it :))

Johnny Knoxville/Bam Margera x super clingy reader

Johnny Knoxville

See now this man is 50/50

He usually loves it

But when he's really busy with whatever then he might think it's a bit annoying

So idk if you can maybe try to hold back a bit when he's working

But I promise when he's not busy, he loves it

He loves having you around 24/7

Hugging him, kissing him, whatever

He loves all of it

(Except for maybe when you're are around the other guys (jackass crew, ect) then maybeeeeee the kissing would be too much)

His favorite activity is cuddling on the couch and watching tv

He's always busy so that definetely helps him unwind

But yeah in conclusion he loves the fact that you're clingy

Bam Margera

Ok so omg

Bam is totally super clingy himself

You cannot convince me otherwise

He loves having an arm around you, kissing you, hugging you, anything

So if you do the same to him istg

Bro will melt

He loves it when you initiate contact

Honestly he could probably spend his entire life chilling and cuddling with you

He's like geniuenly so obsessed with it

Also compared to Johnny, Bam does not care if you kiss him around the guys

Literally not a single fuck given

He loves showing you off so if you do the same with him he will literally marry you

And listen I know I said that Bam's incredibly clingy right?

Well be prepared for when he's drunk

He's literally 10 times more clingy then he was before

If he could hold you 24/7 I promise that he would

a/n: im sorry that its so short, but i hope its okay :))

#jackass #viva la bam #jackass x reader #viva la bam x reader #bam margera #jackass number two #jackass the movie #bam margera x reader #bam margera headcanons #bam margera imagine #johnny knoxville headcanons #johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville #johnny knoxville imagine

[jackasswhre]

same omfg hes so amazing

i wanna kiss him so bad

#viva la bam #cky #brandon dicamillo #jackass

[jackasswhre]

only girl in jackass moodboard♡♡

#jackass #jackass x reader #viva la bam #viva la bam x reader #bam margera #jackass number two #jackass the movie #johnny knoxville #jackass girl #moodboard

[jackasswhre]

literally my all time favorite pictures that i will never ever get over ❤️

also johnny knoxville and norman reedus is the coolest dilf duo out there!!!!

and that picture of rake and dico is just burned into my brain oml

#jackass #jackass x reader #viva la bam #viva la bam x reader #bam margera #jackass number two #jackass the movie #johnny knoxville #brandon dicamillo #norman reedus #matthew gray gubler #rake yohn

[jackasswhre]

thats amazing lmao

Jackass glitter graphic every Jackass fan had on their Myspace profile ☠️

#jackass #glitter graphics #2000s

[jackasswhre]

Hiya idk if your requests are open but if they are can I get a jackass image/fic (Platonic) where reader gets dumped by their partner

This is kinda hard to explain

But yk how some people write a fic and there multiple people in that in fic that's kinda what I'm thinking like something with whatever jackass guys you want

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hiiiiii, yes they are open, sorry ive been really busy lately so i havent posted

i did headcanons bc i dont really know how to write full fics, also i did johnny, steve-o, ryan, bam and pontious :) hope you like it!!!!

Platonic!Johnny Knoxville/ Steve-o/ Bam Margera/ Ryan Dunn/ Chris Pontious x reader who has just been dumped

Johnny Knoxville

(im really sorry his is gonna be short bc i have no idea what to write for him)

Ok so i feel like Johnny would definetly hug you and tell you that it's going to be okay

Like some motivational dad talk lmao

Because his way of comforting you is most likely talking about it

And if you don't want to talk about it then he 100% understands and tells you that he's here for you

Probably watches a comedy movie/show with you so you will laugh

Orders takeout or makes food himself

Just like makes sure you feel alright and makes you forget about the person who just dumped you

Does anything you ask him to

In general he's really gentle about it

Steve-O

I feel like Steve-O wouldn't really be into the whole talking thing

I mean like he definetely will listen to you rant if you need to but he just wouldn't really know what to say

It also depends on what era it is

Because if he's sober then he's incredibly sweet and like Johnny probably watches a movie with you

But if he's not sober then he'll 100% suggest going to the bar and getting shit faced after like 10 minutes of hearing you talk about the breakup

And like honestly you two would have so much fun that night

Drinking and laughing

Honestly maybe even crying

If you don't want to go to the bar then he understands and goes by himself

Lmao jk he's not that mean

He might whine a bit but if you really don't want to go then he gets it and you guys probably fall asleep on the couch watching some early 2000s cartoon

Bam Margera

Now here's the deal with Bam

He totally and completely gets it and is there for you

But he will also suggest that you guys go skate to let some anger out

If you can skate it's not even gonna be a suggestion

He'll literally grab you, pull you off of the couch and throw you in the car to go to the skatepark

If you don't know how to skate he says that he'll help you and while you're there he "teaches" you different tricks but in reality he's just having fun and he may have slightly forgotten that you can't skate

Once you guys are done you probably hit up a gas station, buy some snacks and sit on the sidewalk

In the middle of converstation he'll ask if you're okay and if there's anything else he can do

Bam's an amazing friend so he'll help in any way he can

If the person who dumped you was a guy and was a total asshole then he definetely calls Dunn and they "talk" to him

You guys spend the rest of the night listening to HIM and maybe even smoking

Ryan Dunn

Bro when I tell you that Ryan is the best friend anyone could have I mean it

I mean like first of all he would 100% give you an AMAZING hug and tell it's gonna be alright

Then he would probably take you to the store and buy you whatever snacks and/or drinks you wanted

You guys would spend the rest of the afternoon/evening/night/whenever talking and watching tv

He shares some of his stories on how he got dumped and tells you that he knows how you feel and wants to make you as happy as possible

If you want to laugh then he'll put on some show or tell you funny stories

If you want to cry then he will totally cry with you

If you're mad then he will first try to calm you down and if that doesn't work he'll find an abandoned building or something where you guys can break stuff

If the rest of the viva la bam/cky guys hear about what you guys are doing they will 100% join you (and if you don't want them to Ryan tells them to fuck off)

Ryan's the definition of the sweetest friend anyone could have

Chris Pontious

Lets get one thing straight

Chris is the funniest person on the planet

So when you tell him about you getting dumped, his goal is to make you laugh as much as possible

Whether that's while you're crying

Or when you guys are talking about other things

He tries to get your mind off of it and he does anything to do it

Even if he totally embarasses himself in the process

As long as you're laughing he's happy

He's also really good at talking so if you don't want him to make jokes 24/7 he'll 100% listen and talk to you about other things

I feel like he gives really but also kinda stupid advice

Idk how to explain it

Maybe its the fact that normally everything that comes out of this dudes mouth is goofy as fuck

Or maybe its just the fact that he hasn't fully stopped making jokes

Whatever it is the advice is still pretty good

And he is still fully devoted to making you happy

Also please laugh at his jokes

Even if they're kinda bad

It'll boost his ego so much lmao

#jackass #jackass x reader #viva la bam #viva la bam x reader #bam margera #bam margera x reader #jackass number two #jackass the movie #bam margera headcanons #bam margera imagine #johnny knoxville headcanons #johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville #steve o #steve-o #steveo x reader #steve-o x reader #ryan dunn #ryan dunn x reader #ryan dunn headcanons #chris pontius #chris pontious x reader #chris pontious

[jackasswhre]

happy birthday to my gorgeous beautiful awesome pookie wookie bear (aka bam (aka my bf)) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#jackass #jackass x reader #viva la bam #viva la bam x reader #bam margera #bam margera x reader #jackass number two #jackass the movie #bam margera imagine #bam margera headcanons

[jackasswhre]

crying rn omgggggg

Oh shit the boys are back

[jackasswhre]

can you maybe do hcs of johnny, raab, or bam with a girl who’s insecure?

i did all 3 :) hope you like it!!

Johnny Knoxville, Raab Himself and Bam Margera dating a girl who's insecure :)

johnny knoxville

i feel like he would pick up on it right away

either he saw how you look at yourself in the mirror or noticed if you go quiet when he's talking to other women

he probably wouldn't bring it up the minute he realizes

instead he starts saying "i love you" more often

calls you gorgeous 24/7

and acts uninterested when women talk to him

just to see if it helps

and if it doesn't then he's probably gonna ask you about it

you're both sitting on the couch watching tv

and he has an arm around you

he starts off with "can i ask you something you something sweetheart?"

then he starts explaining what he has noticed and how he really wants to help you because you're the most beautiful girl he knows

if you start crying he will 100% hug you

for as long as you need

if you tell him why you're insecure then he will be so happy that you trust him enough and tries to help you with anything that he can

if you're not ready to tell him yet he understands and gives you all the time you need

he just doesn't want you to forget that he loves you more than anything

raab himself

now here's the thing

poor raab is so clueless

he would not notice a thing

either he would have to walk in on you crying or have april ask him why you're sad

he would be so confused if either of those things happened

if you're crying then he immedietly pulls you into his arms and starts asking what happened

if you tell him he would be so confused

why are you insecure when you're the most amazing person he knows

and he will tell you that

if april asks him why you seem sad then he'll be confused for a minute until she starts explaining what she has noticed

he would go sit in your guys' room and think about how to ask you about it

you walk in while he's thinking and ask him if everything's alright

he stands up and first of all hugs you

then he asks you about the things that april said

again same thing with the other one he would be so confused

but with both of those scenarios i feel like he would ask what he can do to help

and he will help in any way

but honestly no matter what explanation you give him he will still not understand how his beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, smart and talented girlfriend is insecure

he still tries to help you tho

bam margera

bam i think is somewhere between the two of them

he doesn't notice right away but he also isn't completely clueless

he will probably notice some things but he wouldn't automatically assume that you're insecure

once it finally clicked for him he was so worried about you

he finds you as soon as possible and talks to you about it the minute you two are alone

he will be so sweet and patient while you tell him

holding your hands and rubbing his thumbs over the knuckles

he does everything in his power to make you feel better

he already doesn't like it when female interviewers flirt with him especially when you're right next to him

so while they're talking/flirting he's whispering in your ear

usually it's something funny about the interviewer

like how her shoes dont match with her dress

or just something funny in general

please laugh at his joke lmao

it'll make the interviewer feel awkward

once you guys are done with that he immedietly asks if you're okay and tells you that he loves you

in general he says "i love you" a lot but he has started saying double the amount

he just doesn't want you to forget

he always has an arm around you

out in public and with friends

he's just so happy that he's dating you and he wants the whole world to know

if you start getting better please tell him

he's so so so proud of you

literally kisses your entire face

all smiley for the rest of the day

a/n: if you ever need somebody to talk to im always here and i want to help in any way i can ♡♡♡

#jackass #jackass x reader #bam margera #bam margera x reader #jackass number two #jackass the movie #viva la bam #viva la bam x reader #bam margera headcanons #bam margera imagines #bam margera imagine #viva la bam fanfic #raab himself #chris raab #raab himself x reader #chris raab x reader #johnny knoxville #johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville headcanons #raab himself headcanons

[jackasswhre]

Dating Brandon Novak headcannons?

YESSSSS omg i love novak

Dating Brandon Novak headcanons :)

so obviously there's two different eras to this man

when he was a drug addict and when he got sober

when he was still doing drugs he was probably not the best boyfriend

constantly arguing

asking him to stop or to atleast slow down

and he tried

he really did

but it was so fucking hard

he definetely felt so bad if you found out that he had relapsed

but after a while he got sober (with you staying by his side)

he is so grateful that you stuck with him and he loves you so much more because of it (not saying that if you didn't date while he was doing drugs that he doesn't love you but you get the point)

now onto the actual relationship

he loves hugs

and kissing your head/forehead

physical touch in general

just like lying on the couch or in bed just cuddling

i feel like he would love to braid your hair (if you have any💀)

if you have shorter hair and can't put braids in it he would atleast try to do something with it

if you're both awake in the middle of the night then he's definetely taking you guys to a gas station to get snacks and hangout

loves doing weird/cliché couple things

like slowdancing in the kitchen

cute picnic dates

if you know how to cook then please teach him

i think it's more like he wants to know how to cook rather than you telling him you're gonna teach him if that makes sense

if you don't know how to cook well then boom new date idea

he looks like he doesn't shower often

so pretty please tell him to shower

he adores reading together

or just you reading to him

it's so calming

if he's tired he'll lay his head in the crook of your neck

HOLDING HANDS!!!!!!

calls you babe

prefers that you also have some kind of nickname for him

or atleast call him bran or maybe novak

doesn't really care for holidays

maybe christmas

only because he loves getting you presents and seeing your eyes lit up once you see what it is

again the same thing with bam, you're friends with the rest of the group

maybe not bestfriends but you guys are still friends

and if you helped him get sober then they're all super thankful

they're so happy for you two

he's such a romantic

he doesn't look like it but i promise he is

takes you out to nice dates

buys you pretty dresses (if you don't wear dresses then just clothes in general)

cute jewelery

shoes

makeup ect

whatever you need, he's buying it

literally anyone can see how whipped this man is for you

and he wouldn't have it any other way

#brandon novak #brandon novak x reader #jackass #viva la bam #viva la bam x reader #brandon novak headcanons #dating brandon novak #brandon novak imagines #brandon novak fanfiction #brandon novak imagine

[jackasswhre]

i love my emo bfs

#ville valo #ville valo and bam margera #bam margera #bam margera x reader #ville valo x reader #jackass #jackass x reader #him band #his infernal majesty #viva la bam #viva la bam x reader

[jackasswhre]

What/who i write for :)

(mainly writing for jackass/ viva la bam rn but if u request any of the other fandoms ill gladly do them :) )

Jackass/ Viva la Bam

Johnny Knoxville

Steve-O

Bam Margera

Ryan Dunn

Chris Pontious

Ehren Mcghehey

Dave England

Jeff Tremaine

Brandon Dicamillo

Chris Raab/ Raab Himself

Rake Yohn

Brandon Novak

Criminal minds

Spencer Reid

Aaron Hotchner

Derek Morgan

Emily Prentiss

JJ

The walking dead

Daryl Dixon

Rick Grimes

Glenn Rhee

Maggie Greene

Rosita Espinosa

Shameless

Lip Gallagher

Fiona Gallagher

Kevin Ball

Carl Gallagher

The 100

Bellamy Blake

Octavia Blake

Clarke Griffin

John Murphy

Jasper Jordan

Lexa

Roan

Outer Banks

JJ Maybank

John b Routledge

Pope Heyward

Kiara Carrera

Sarah Cameron

Rafe Cameron

Total drama

Alejandro

Duncan

Trent

Gwen

Chris Mclean

Other

Ville Valo

Spike (btvs)

Angel (btvs)

#jackass the movie #jackass #jackass number two #jackass 3d #jackass x reader #criminal minds #criminal minds x reader #the walking dead #the walking dead x reader #shameless #shameless x reader #the 100 #the 100 x reader #outer banks #obx #outer banks x reader #total drama #total drama island #total drama world tour #total drama x reader #ville valo #buffy the vampire slayer #btvs

[jackasswhre]

Dating Bam Margera headcanons :)

let me just start this off by saying bam's the most loyal man to exist alright

like ain't no way that he's ever cheating on you

also a hill that i will die on is that you're the passenger princess

literally no matter what

late night drives with him blasting music

spoils you on your birthday, valentines day, christmas ect

he's totally the "i don't want to go to bed fighting type"

carving pumpkins as a date during halloween

speaking of halloween i feel like he would love scaring kids that are out trick or treating

never goes overboard with pranking you (and will get a bit pissed off if any of the other guys do)

extra cuddly if he's drunk

doesn't notice it and will 100% deny it but he squeezes your hand a bit tighter when he's nervous

loves seeing you in his clothes

covers the corners of tables if you're bending underneath them so you don't get hurt

can and will bodyslam you into anything soft whenever he feels like it

puts his hand in the back pocket of your jeans

if you ask nicely he'll turn his loud ass music down

disinfecting his brand (and any of his other wounds/cuts) because you know he won't do it himself

taking care of him when he's sick (and him being a pouty whiny bitch most of the time)

he gets jealous really easily

if needed he gets into bar fights for you (even if he's usually drunk himself)

if you're in jackass too (im guessing you are 'cause come on who wouldn't want to be) he writes crazy ass stunts for you

always makes sure that you don't get hurt during them tho

and if you ever did get hurt while doing a stunt he would be by your side the second it happens

if you don't know how to skate he 100% teaches you

and if you already know then he literally skates with you every chance he gets

you're definitely in viva la bam and also in most radio bam episodes

if you want to he will let you do his nails and makeup

definitely loves cuddling

ryan, dico, raab and rake are your bestfriends

they just come with bam (kinda like a buy one, get one free except its buy one, get four free (idfk lmao))

bro would literally melt if you baked him something

if you're ever wearing a short/tight skirt he stands behind you

rarely takes you out for expensive dates, it's usually just mcdonalds or something similar

this man loves you with his whole heart so please don't hurt him

#bam margera #bam margera x reader #jackass #jackass x reader #jackass fanfic #jackass number two #viva la bam #bam margera x you #bam margera headcanons #jackass the movie #bam margera imagines #bam margera imagine #viva la bam x reader #viva la bam fanfic #dating bam margera