I Just Wanted Some Cheetos
This ones about my girlfriend, America Chavez
america x fem!reader
no warnings; it's just fluf
this girl literally owns my heart I swear
"America!" I saw America walking across the road as I ran up to her to catch up. She swiftly turned around to look at me from the other side of the road and smiled. We waited for the light to turn green as I crossed the street to meet with her.
"Hola bae, I just finished practice for the day. Boutta go home right now," she said, walking right next to me, hand in hand. I looked to the left of me to see the black bag she was holding as it swung forward and backward as she walked.
"What's in the bag?" I asked with fake suspicion in my tone; it looked like a deli bag, and if my girlfriend was gonna eat snacks, best believe I'm eating with her. "Girl, it's Cheetos," she said, laughing. I swung an arm over her shoulder as I re-directed her in the opposite direction we were walking in.
"Then you best believe we gonna go back and buy me a bag too, and a danish," I said, sounding like it was obvious what we were doing. She looked at me like I was crazy as she swung us back around to the original direction we were walking in, "Um, no ma'am, my legs hurt, and I'm broke."
"You got snacks at your crib?"
"Nah, we're out until next weekend."
"Then turn your ass around so we can get me a bag of Cheetos."
I swung us around and shoved her in the direction of the deli, which held beloved snacks.
"You know what's better than Cheetos?" she asked me. I shook my head no, ready to answer with a sarcastic remark to shut her down. All I wanted were some Cheetos, man.
But before I could get what I wanted to say out, she beat me by saying one word, which made me forget everything.
"Postmates."
Now she had my attention.
"Like anything I want?"
"Anything your pretty heart desires, we will postmate it."
I stood there, fake contemplating if I should accept her offer or not, but she and I both knew the answer I was gonna say.
"Fine. But we're getting Popeyes!"
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Proof that Tony Stark is bisexual in the MCU
It is known that 616 Tony is bisexual. If you didn’t know – here’s the page from “Tony Stark: Iron Man (2018) #4”.
But is MCU Tony also bisexual? Let’s find out.
The Avengers:
0:43:10 - seems that Tony watched Rogers' movements at the end of his fight with Loki and liked what he saw.
1:10:08 - “Back off”.
2:08:30 – Sleeping Beauty.
Age of Ultron:
1:52:35 – Rhodey and Tony being a “couple”.
2:10:30 – Nat’s remark.
Civil War:
0:59:50 – huh?
Infinity War:
0:14:35 - Tony didn't know that was Levi.
0:17:08 – Tony noticed Strange’s hair moving.
0:19:15 - Strange's flirting and Tony's reaction.
1:18:50 – Tony and Strange are gazing into each other’s eyes and holding hands.
1:23:45 – again.
Endgame:
0:09:25 – Rogers’ face btw. Is he jealous here?
1:16:30 - Tony is staring at the America’s ass.
1:17:30 – Tony flicks Scott's butt.
1:20:00 – Tony is 100% okay with having a man inside him. Literally.
So what do we have?
He is comfortable touching men and being touched, even if he barely knows them. Even if it’s very gay.
He openly jokes about “gay” things.
He gazes into the eyes of both Steves, and Steves gaze back. Like, pretty often. Even Nat noticed this little habit.
He looks at men. Body, hair, ass. And he doesn’t hide it. That’s not so straight, I’d say.
Conclusion: Tony is bi. He is not latent, not really hidden one, just already in an established relationship with a woman and is faithful to her. He seems to be attracted to some guys though (we can see this towards Rogers and Strange).
Marvel shows it to us, and that’s actually the best we could get here. Because, unfortunately, the real international movie business is not yet ready for Iron Man to have a boyfriend. At least we can say he is canonically bisexual.
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Have you, Wong, and America ever played Cards Against Humanity before?
It’s a very funny game.
Oh I didn't know about it- lemme check.
Lord please guide my baby girl back to you and away from...
Is this game seeing my life? Anyway America's just 16 so I'm keeping this game away from her.
@askthesorcerersupreme
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