#source: simpsons

[pra370r1an]

Eda, waving a giant foam finger: Wow, these seats are Primo! I could really go for some Apple Blood.

Raine: Eda, this is the preliminary hearing for the new government of the Boiling Isles.

Appleblood vendor, pushing his cart down the row: Appleblood! get your appleblood here!

Eda: WHOO!

later,

Luz: They were an inspiration! They helped us in our time of need! And I won't rest until all of the Boiling Isles knows of the sacrifice King's dad did to save us!

Eda: And I won't rest until I get myself some appleblood!

Raine: Eda! This is a cemetery!

Appleblood vendor, pushing his cart past tombstones: Appleblood! get your appleblood here!

Eda: WHOOO!

Raine: What do you do? Follow my wife around?

Appleblood vendor, handing a bottle to Eda: Mx. She's putting my kids through college.

#the owl house #luz noceda #eda clawthorne #raine whispers #edalyn clawthorne #edalyn the owl lady #pra370r1an #toh incorrect quotes #source: Simpsons

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Another day of Poppy trying to overcome her Agoraphobia:

Wally: Don't worry, Poppy. This first time we'll only take a few steps outside.

Eddie: *waves by the mailbox encouragingly, holding her letter as a prize*

Poppy: *breaths in, breaths out* All right, just to the mailbox and back.

Wally: *holds onto Poppy's wing as he leads her out of the house* Now, Dr. Glass said to use a number from one to ten to describe how anxious you are.

Poppy: *step by step* Two, three, two...

Wally: Don't worry. Everything is fine.

*BUZZING noise starts*

Eddie: What the hay was that?

Poppy: Eight.

Frank: Mr Dear, it's just a bee.

Poppy: Two...

Eddie: *points with a shaking hand* N-Not just a bee! It's the queen of something!

Everyone: *turns to see a giant hive that definitely wasn't there before*

Poppy: *panicking* Ten, ten, ten!

Sally: Don't worry! I'll set fire to the hive!

Frank: NO, DON'T- *too late, the swarm is angry*

Poppy: *grabs Wally up and starts running back into her house* Twelve! Fifteen! Seven hundred and three!!

Frank: RUN!

Everyone: *flees into Poppy's house*

#source: the simpsons #Wally Darling #Poppy Partidge #Eddie Dear #Frank Frankly #Sally Starlet #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes #source: simpsons #Simon Glass #SCP: Welcome Home #SCP #SCP Foundation #scp crossover #crossover

[horror-lady00]

Jackie: I don't know where Shauna ends and I begin.

Natalie: See, statements like that are why people think you're gay.

#yellowjackets #jackie taylor #natalie scatorccio #jackieshauna #source: simpsons

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: Narcissa, it takes two to lie

Bellatrix: One to lie, and one to listen

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #bellatrix lestrange #narcissa malfoy #source: simpsons #HP Fandom

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Zepheniah Mann: Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

#source: simpsons #tf2 zepheniah mann #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[justamegafan]

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #13

Loki Special

Y/N accidentally got turned into a child by a random deity, along with their mentality so now there’s a very cute and mini 8 year old Y/N running around and somehow imprinted Loki being their ‘Daddy’

Loki (Sees Y/N): What you got there Y/N? (Opens the gift to see a book) What the hell is this? (The cover shows him and Y/N as cartoonish horses)

Y/N: The Unicorns are you and me, Loki. I drew it myself! (Shows him the different pages of them doing different activities along with everyone else drawn as unicorns) What do you think? Huh? Huh? Pretty heartfelt, huh? Huh?!

Loki: Oh, it’s heartfelt. There’s no escaping that. Heh heh, thanks, midget (Tosses the book to the side)

Y/N (Sad): You didn’t like it, did you?

Loki: No, no, no, it’s great! I’m done with it now

Y/N (Begins to lightly sob):

Shiva (Walks over): Y/N, I think Loki would like to put your book up on the fridge where everyone can see how nice it is

In the Kitchen

Loki (Uses a magnet and puts the book on the fridge): Aw, isn’t that cute

The book slowly slides down into the ice and water area, hitting the water button and getting the book entirely drenched as it falls to the ground in a heap of soggy mush

Y/N (Walks over their now ruined work with tears forming in their eyes): Oh, Loki… how could you?

Loki (Panics): Well, it’s not my fault! (Shows Y/N the magnet he used) Lousy piece of crap magnet!

Y/N (Tears fall out of their eyes and begins to violently sob): Oh, no, no (Runs out of the room)

Loki (Confused): What the… (looks at the magnet to see some writing on it) ‘Happy Birthday, Loki! From Y/N’ Ah CRAP!

Adam sensed a disturbance and it’s telling him to beat Loki’s ass… If Odin hasn’t already…

#Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #RoR Loki #RoR Y/N #RoR Child Y/N #RoR Shiva #Child Y/N for some reason imprinted Loki as their daddy #Shiva tried to prevent Y/N from crying #Now Shiva wants to beat the shit outta Loki for making Y/N cry #Adam is ready to throw hands #Source: Simpsons

[alien-slushie]

Allura: I'm not sure I should go, I don't even like him.

Keith: You're right Allura, you shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest. I'll go, disguised as you.

Allura: What if he wants to hold hands?

Keith: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.

Allura: What if he wants to kiss?!

Keith: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.

Allura: What if he-

Keith: You don't want to know how far I'll go.

#source: simpsons #incorrect voltron legendary defenders quotes #incorrect voltron quotes #keith kogane #voltron allura #implied klance #implied allurance #i regret nothing

[stormkobra-5]

Marc, looking into a mirror: Am I really that stupid?

Steven, in the mirror: Um, sorry, reflections can’t talk, BYE.

#incorrect moonknight quotes #moon knight #steven grant #marc spector #jake lockley #oscar isaac #source: simpsons #i laughed so fucking hard when i saw it on tv 😂😂😂

[headcanons-phb]

#deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #kris dreemurr #napstablook #undyne #alphys #alphdyne #source: simpsons

[inprogress-predicament]

Incorrect Vampire Academy Quotes

Rose: If I die during the operation, will you do one thing for me? Lissa: Anything. Rose: Blow up the hospital. Lissa: Hmm, well I said I'd do it, so I guess I'll have to. Rose: That's my girl.

#incorrect vampire academy quotes #rosemarie hathaway #vasilisa dragomir #lissa and rose #source: simpsons

[theshadowrealmitself]

Vlad, getting his ass beat after his identity is revealed: Remember me for my mayor work and not the murders!

#source: simpsons #also thought this line was funny #the word murders was used in the original line but actually I can’t remember if Vlad killed people for his wealth? #was it a green goblin situation? #danny phantom #vlad masters #vlad plasmius #plasmius dp #incorrect danny phantom quotes

[pra370r1an]

Eda: Kid, now that you’re working for my father in the Palisman carving industry, I have some very important advice for you. Never bring your work home with you.

Hunter: Why? So I don’t get attached to someone else’s Palisman?

Eda: Something like that...

Years ago

Raine, in pajamas watching Eda work in her workshop: Eda, it’s 2 in the morning, come to bed.

Soon

Raine, waking up from the wood shavings landing on them in bed: Eda, go back to the workshop...

#the owl house #eda clawthorne #edalyne clawthorne #HunTER NOCEDA #hunter wittebane #toh hunter #golden guard #hunter deamonne #toh palisman #raine whispers #toh incorrect quotes #source: simpsons

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

The Narrator: *watching Frank and Eddie going on a romantic walk together*

The Narrator: *watching Julie and Sally playing Romeo and Juliet* This isn't going the way I wrote it! Am I really so out of touch?!

*beat*

The Narrator: ...No. It is the puppets who are wrong!

#source: the simpsons #The Narrator (welcome home) #Frank Frankly #Julie Joyful #Eddie Dear #Sally Starlet #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes #source: simpsons

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Ravenclaw's common room

Sybill: Stop that! You are going to set a table on fire! Emmeline, running in: Barty, NO! Barty, in the corner, reading a book: What? Emmeline: Sorry, force of habit. PANDORA, NO!!!

#marauders #incorrect marauders and co quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #sybill trelawney #emmeline vance #barty crouch jr #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #pandora lestrange #pandora ollivander #marauders era ravenclaws #ravenclaw #source: simpsons

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Sean, confused: You were a member of that club, Geoffrey?

Geoffrey: Oh, sure. Let's see here.

Geoffrey, pulling membership cards out of his wallet: I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance, for some reason.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Sean Hampton #Geoffrey McCullum #source: simpsons

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Soldier: Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the american dream?

#source: simpsons #TF2 Soldier #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes