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headcanons-phb · 16 days
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"You're telling me he hid the bodies in the animatronics??? The dumpster's right outside!!!"
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headcanons-phb · 23 days
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Mia: I need some help with my computer, I can't find my photos.
Phoenix: did you look under "photos?"
Mia: what's that?
Phoenix: it's a folder called "photos"
Mia: I don't have that, I just have 40 folders, all called "new folder"
Phoenix: ok, you know what, click on your hard drive.
Mia: now, the arrow on the screen, that's me, right?
Phoenix: Yeah, that's you, now you just-
Mia, astonished: Whoa! There's a calculator on this thing?!
Phoenix: listen, Chief, what are you trying to do?
Mia: I just want to put pictures of my cat on everyone's internet-computer, how do I do that?
Mia: ok, wait, there's an agreement that popped up, let me just read the whole thing.
Phoenix: just hit "accept"
Mia: Well, that seems a little fool-hardy, doesn't it, Phoenix?
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headcanons-phb · 25 days
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"Hotti": Miss Miney, I'm saying that you're fine.
Mimi: 'i'm fine?' are you coming onto me, now!?
Dr.Grey: Ini, he's not coming onto you, he's trying to tell you that you're healthy.
"Hotti": can't it be both?
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headcanons-phb · 1 month
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Codsworth: Self defense, Mum, perfectly justified!
Codsworth: I'm trying my best to stay calm and you should, too!!!
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headcanons-phb · 3 months
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If you guys need anything else to be excited about public domain wise Popeye the Sailor will enter public domain next year along with the sound version of the Plane Crazy Mickey cartoon and both Betty Boop and Pluto's earliest versions in 2026.
We should all get more excited about the public domain I think. Free them all from their shackles damnit
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headcanons-phb · 3 months
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Apollo, using a search engine: there's two million results.
Trucy: well, that's too many.
Trucy, smiling: let's give up!
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headcanons-phb · 3 months
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Edgeworth: Wright, I don't know if words can describe how I feel about you...
Phoenix: "good?"
Edgeworth: huh...
Edgeworth: ...I guess they can.
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headcanons-phb · 3 months
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Phoenix: how's it going.
Von Karma: no! I talk first.
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headcanons-phb · 3 months
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headcanons-phb · 3 months
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Mia: you wanna get a cup of coffee sometime?
Diego, holding a brimming mug of coffee: sure!
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headcanons-phb · 3 months
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Witness: we came up with the perfect plan.
Phoenix: let me hear it.
Witness: we deployed a ploy to destroy that unemployed Malloy.
Phoenix: shut up.
Phoenix: anyway, go on.
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headcanons-phb · 3 months
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Mia: I don't always understand my sister's texts.
Mia: she's says "they're still waiting on the train" and "it's allz good"
Mia: "allz" with a "z"
Mia: then a box with a question mark inside, another box with a question mark,
Mia: another box with a question mark, another box with a question mark, and yet another box with a question mark.
Mia: and another box with a question mark.
Mia: what does that mean?
Lana: it means you don't have emojis on your phone.
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headcanons-phb · 3 months
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"You know, it's not the best system, but... Well, in fact, it's pretty much the worst."
-Marvin Grossberg when the U.S. adopted the Initial Trial system.
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headcanons-phb · 3 months
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Wendy: I'm 50 or 60 years old, and I do not need this.
Phoenix: well, which one is it?
Maya: are you 50 or 60?
Wendy: I don't know!
Wendy, lashing out: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?
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headcanons-phb · 3 months
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Edgeworth: three years, and I've achieved nothing...
Edgeworth: Nothing!
Von Karma: it's kind of sad, if you think about it.
Edgeworth: laugh all you want, but I've wasted enough of my life.
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headcanons-phb · 4 months
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Sole Survivor: have I really spent that long in the future?
Piper: we call it the present, but whatever.
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headcanons-phb · 4 months
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Maya: Nick, I just realized something...
Maya: I had a bad childhood.
Phoenix: I know.
Maya, taken aback: W-what do you mean you know?
Phoenix: look at you.
Maya, indignantly: What do you mean "look at me?!"
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