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incorrect-spiderverse · 4 months
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*All the spider-fam worried about Miles after everything that just happened*
Peter B Parker: "Don't worry about him. I'm sure he's fine"
Gwen: "Yeah, Miles is great. I'm sure he's got everything under control."
*meanwhile, elsewhere in Earth-42*
Miles, close to tears: "WHERE THE FUCK AM I?"
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hxuse-xf-black · 7 months
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Voldemort: Why don't you just lie down and die with dignity?! Harry: I don't do anything with dignity!
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oceanview15 · 9 months
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Bruce: *opens the door and sits in Selina's bathtub while she’s taking a bath*
Selina (unfazed): You're getting weirder.
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incorrect-losers · 5 months
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Mike: Has anyone ever stopped to wonder why we're still alive?
Ben: Oh yeah
Stan: All the time
Eddie: By all likelihood, we shouldn't be
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aotearoa20 · 1 year
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Elrond: You never noticed him acting weird, you never thought it was strange
Celebrimbor: Look we’re all a bit weird and you don’t ask a ton of questions
Elrond: Yeah but there’s a difference between quirky weird and this persons the literal right hand of evil incarnate 
Celebrimbor: There IS and it the difference between being a smith with delusions of grandeur and not being a smith
Elrond: Then WHY are you a smith!?
Celebrimbor: Cause Im WEIRD!
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4th-fallout · 1 year
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Preston Garvey: "The General is capable. They can handle themself."
The Sole Survivor, lost in the woods: "Where the fuck am I?"
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jocelynhealy · 4 months
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The SF crew in a transport:
Cassie: Hey Jin, which way are we heading?
Kung Jin: The one we’re flying in Cass, the only way we can be going.
Cassie: Which is…?
Kung Jin: Towards our destiny.
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hawkinsincorrect · 16 days
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Mike: Has anyone ever stopped to wonder why we're still alive?
Dustin: Oh yeah.
Lucas: All the time.
Will: By all likelihood, we shouldn't be.
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turagapohatu · 8 months
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Nokama: Vakama's great. he's got everything under control. (meanwhile, elsewhere in Metru Nui) Vakama, close to tears: WHERE THE FUCK AM I
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incorrect-highkyuu · 8 months
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Ushijima: Why won’t you stay down and die with dignity? Hinata: We don't do anything with dignity.
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ask-runaan-anything · 2 months
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Ethari: be careful, okay? love you.
Runaan: *mumbling* loveyoutoo
Lain, outside: what if we die while we're out and you never said it again? you should go back in there and tell him how much you love him. Go on in there right now!
Runaan: *opens the door and shouts* I LOVE YOU!!!
Ethari: AAAHH! *sudden clattering*
Runaan: *nodding happily* I feel better, I feel better
Ethari: *high pitched voice* no it's fine I can get those daggers I was etching down out of the ceiling, no problem
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Summer: Everyone’s looking for you!
Ziggy: Everyone?
Flynn: You’re famous!
Summer: Well, like, the mob.
Flynn: You’re special famous!
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Kallen: Zero can handle himself, alright? Zero's great. He's got everything totally in control. cut to elsewhere Lelouch: Where the fuck am I?
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cowboychekov · 11 months
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voyager:
harry: has anyone ever stopped to wonder why we're still alive?
tom: oh, yeah.
b'elana: all the time.
tuvok: by all likelihood, we shouldn't be.
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incorrect-losers · 6 months
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Ben: Beverly’s great. She's got everything under control.
(meanwhile, floating in the sewers)
Bev, close to tears: WHERE THE FUCK AM I
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aotearoa20 · 1 year
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Finrod: Guys, we’re friends right? Are we friends?
Celegorm: Worse
Curufin: We’re family
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