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Pridak: I want an explanation, Takadox, and I want the truth!
Takadox: Fine, fine. What order do you want them in?
Source: Monk
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This is my grasp of how Kolhii works: three teams of Matoran want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. Each team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy shrine while the others attempt to prevent this. Occasionally an angry Turaga will appear and speak curses to the Matoran, causing them grief and dishonor…
Tahu
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Legends of Metru Nui + dril tweets part 2
(part 1)
(Mask of Light tweets: part 1, 2)
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Lewa: I'm so deep-tired I could eat an Ussal crab.
Pohatu: I identify as an Ussal crab and this offends me.Â
Takanuva: I identify as offends and this Ussal crabs me.Â
Tahu: I offend Ussal crabs, identify me.Â
Onua: ...I think the main question here is why would you eat an Ussal crab if you were tired?
Source: tumblr
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Seconded. It’s one of the things I love most about this fandom - there’s just so much room to play with it, inspired by canon but not chained to it.
neither “that’s not canon” nor “fuck canon we made this all up” but a secret third thing (canon shouldn’t be taken as gospel but is useful as a reference point for building upon and recontextualizing characters and details. if you worship the source material as unchangeable then fandom in general probably isn’t for you. if you have complete disdain for the source material you would probably enjoy yourself more in a different fandom)
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Krekka: I know you think you’ve won, haven’t you?
Krekka: Well, I’m still holding all the cards and guess what? They’re all full houses!
Krekka: Never played cards. Meaning to learn.
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Takua: (bursting into the room) Have you seen a crab?
Jaller: In general?
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Krekka: Doctors be like “you have short term memory loss”
Krekka: Bitch I don’t remember asking.
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Tahu
Why do you have to hate on you team like that
Granted most of its true
But still
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(at the fair)
Hewkii: I’m gonna win you a million teddy bears.
Macku: I want a billion teddy bears!
Hewkii: Well, that’s a bit unrealistic.
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Whenua: History’s not actually written by the victors. It’s written by historians, most of whom do not have tenure or other spoils of war.Â
Vakama: Are you implying that one obtains tenure from the enemies they’ve slain…
Nuju: That’s just how academia works.Â
Source: tumblr.com
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Hewkii: SHE SAID YES!!
Nuparu: What was the question?
Hewkii: “Will you marry me?”
Nuparu: Uh... can I think about it?
Source: twitter.com (mostly)
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Reblog with your favourite piece of Cursed Bionicle Lore.
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Onewa: I hate him.
Whenua: Me too.
Onewa: You don't even know who I'm talking about.
Whenua: Solidarity, brother.
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Whenua: You're being a little harsh, Nuju.
Nuju: Thanks, good note.
Nuju: I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up.
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Kopaka: Pohatu was right.
Pohatu: Louder!
Kopaka: I do not love this side of you.
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Matoro: I think I'm hallucinating because I just heard your biceps mocking me.
Hahli: No, that's possible, my biceps mock a lot of people.
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