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Rhodey: Is that a hickey?
Tony: No ... I got bitten by a snake.
Pepper: That’s a very big bite for a snake.
Tony: Well, it was a large snake! A ... daddy snake.
[Stephen enters the room]
Rhodey: Hello daddy.
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Stephen, driving: You know what’s really crazy? That all of your lives are in my hands right now.
Stephen: Like, I can legit [fakes turning the steering wheel] just like, you know, drive off a cliff right now, and no one would ever know, right? That’s a lot of trust.
Tony, laughing while putting on his seatbelt: Yeah, that’s pretty crazy, Stephen!
Stephen: But like, I wouldn’t do that or anything, but what if I did? [fake turns the steering wheel] Woah! Haha!
Peter, now crying: Haha, yeah! That’s really crazy!
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Peter: What’s one question you’ve never been able to figure out?
Stephen: What’s the meaning of life?
Peter: Is the Nightmare Before Christmas a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie?
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Stephen: Hey Christine, I like your top.
Pepper: I have a name.
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