#pottspalmer

[snekjoy]

why cant i find pristine content on tumblr and why is the ship name already a word i CANT FIND ANYTHING

#pristine #pottspalmer #?? #CAN WE FIND A NEW NAME I CANT FIND ANYONE #pepper potts x christine palmer #pepper x christine

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: I wrote down all the plans we shouldn’t try again.

Christine: *reading* ‘Tony tries to seduce someone then starts crying on command’.

Stephen: It works like a charm, but makes everyone uncomfortable.

Christine: ‘Peter improvises a breakdancing number’, ‘Pepper pretends to be a school counselor’.

Christine: ‘Tony jumping down a building, again’, underlined. ‘Pineapple’.

Christine: This just reads ‘Throw Harley at enemies like a cat’.

Stephen: Oh no, that one works every time. Put it in the ‘to do’ pile.

#incorrect-ironstrange #ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #supremefamily #strangefamily #peter parker #harley keener #irondad #doctor dad #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: tumblr #source: @nicolodigenovas

[emberleaf23]

Christine: *knocks on Peter's door* Come out already!

Tony, from another room: I'M BI, BITCHES

Peter, from his room: COOL, MR. STARK! I'M PAN!

Percy, also from Peter's room: I'M AS GAY AS THE RAINBOW!

Ford, yelling from another franchise: GAY

Fiddleford, also yelling: I CAN CONFIRM: HE'S VERY GAY

Mabel and Pacifica, in unison: ACE

Kathryn, my girlfriend: LESBIAN BITCH

Me, yelling at myself: PAN! ALSO STOP WRITING MEMES, DO YOUR HOMEWORK, AND FINISH PROJECT FALLING FIRE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

My friend Kaden, absolutely terrified: Please stop insulting yourself...

My other friend Michael, finally in a meme for once in his life: BI AND READY TO DIE

IBallisticsquid: POLY AND EATING HOLLY

Stampylonghead, Squid's boyfriend: SQUID THAT WILL KILL YOU

Ashdubh: DEMI AND FEELING... hemy?

Snakedoctor73, Ash's fiancee: You may need to work on that one, dear

SalemsLady: BUTCH AND EATING DUTCH... chocolate

Mousie, in the distance: Hey, where's my Dutch Chocolate Icecream?

Superchache39: ACE AND NEEDING SPACE... Seriously it's getting crowded in here

AmyLee33, Salem's wife: Yeah, where did they all come from?

Broomycraft: Uhh...

The Doctor, appearing out of nowhere: QUEER AND HERE

Wong, sounding terrified for once: You've summoned the army...

Christine: Actually, I'm gay for Pepper, so...

Me, at 3 AM, a closet pan to extended family, having not even started on my heaps of homework, gasping at my mistake: I forgot Lams and Mullette!

Aaron Burr[sir], standing beside Wong, knowing they don't stand a chance: What are we to do?

Washington: Nothing. There is no power that matches the LGBT+ community

#marvel #gravity falls #pjo #hamilton #fiddauthor #parkson #ironstrange #pottspalmer #lams #mullette #macifica #kathbeth[me and kathryn] #featuring kaden #featuring michael #lgbt+ community #honestly if i tagged every person i'd reach my limit of 30 tags #doctor who #project falling fire #that's his full name #oh and stephen is there too #being a disaster just like usual #stampy x squid #lizzie x stacy MCSM #salemslady x amylee33 #snakedoctor73 x ashdubh #the gangs all here

[ironhusband]

What’s even the point of Pristine fics if you don’t wax poetry about Christine’s dimples and call Pepper a MILF?

#pepper potts x christine palmer #christine palmer x pepper potts #christine palmer #pepper potts #pottspalmer #palmerpotts #pristine #virginia potts #gwenth paltrow #rachel macadams

[iwritefanficsometimes]

What’s the ship name for Pepper Potts and Christine Palmer? Asking for a friend.

#pottspalmer #pepperpalmer #peppertine #christepper #peptine #(this one kind of sounds like a medicine or an herb) #badass ladies who dont take no shit? #??? #what is it? #is there one? #there needs to be #pepper x christine #christine palmer x pepper potts

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

*while the ironfam is at a safe house*

Pepper: We can't leave the safe house. Enemies could be lurking nearby.

Christine: I find that unlikely.

Pepper: I understand, but I disagree.

Christine: Well then, we are in disagreement. You'll have to excuse me. *leaves the room*

Pepper: *to Stephen and Tony* I'm sorry you had to witness such a vicious fight.

Stephen: ... Was that a fight?

Pepper: Are you kidding? She said "you'll have to excuse me" instead of "please excuse me." Might as well have spit in my face.

#incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: brooklyn nine nine

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Pepper: *grumbles*

Stephen: What’d she say?

Christine: Sounds like “coffee”, possible “cookie”.

Pepper: *grumbles]*

Tony: Translation, Christine?

Christine: Sounded like “get out of my face” or “eat flaming terror”.

#incorrect-ironstrange #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #source: real ghostbusters

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Pepper: My kink is women rejecting marriage proposals in period dramas.

Christine: Luckily for Mr. Darcy, that also turned out to be his kink.

#incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #ironstrange #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: tumblr

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: How are you going to feel when Christine sees you with no makeup on?

Pepper: I'm not wearing any makeup right now.

Stephen: Holy crap, you're beautiful.

#incorrect-ironstrange #ironstrange #stephen strange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: how i met your mother

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tony: It’s moss green!

Pepper: What? It’s more juniper green!

Stephen: It’s clearly seaweed green are you all colorblind?

Christine, looking at her green t-shirt, very quietly: ... I thought it was brown.

#incorrect-ironstrange #ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: unknown #source: @nicolodigenovas

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Christine: If I was married, whenever I randomly woke up in the middle of the night, I’d gently wake my wife up with neck kisses, eat her out, and then just go back to sleep like nothing ever happened.

Pepper: Please marry me.

#incorrect-ironstrange #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #ironstrange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #source: @incorrectquotesideas

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: Look, you and Pepper are totally welcome to stay at my place, just don't do anything on my bed.

Christine: Oh, we won't ... you know. We just like to work in the same place, and then we talk and hold hands.

Stephen: Yuck, that's somehow worse.

Christine: Yeah, it sounded bad when I said it.

#incorrect-ironstrange #ironstrange #stephen strange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: parks and rec

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Christine, trying to text Pepper: I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?

Stephen: Just start quoting WAP lyrics.

#incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #ironstrange #doctor strange #stephen strange #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: texts from last night #source: tfln

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Christine: Are you drinking?

Stephen: Don’t judge me, it’s been a long week.

Pepper: It’s 7am on a Tuesday.

#incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #ironstrange #doctor strange #stephen strange #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: unknown

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tony: I accidentally poisoned someone’s drink, but I forgot which one.

Pepper: What?

Christine: The fuck?

Stephen: With the way this dinner’s going, I hope it's mine.

#incorrect-ironstrange #ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: unknown

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Pepper: Christine guessed my favorite color first try … but between you and me, I didn’t even have a favorite color until she yelled out red, so excited and smiling like a little kid. So I told her she was right and I haven’t been able to see red the same since, it’s in everything. I could probably live in it now.

#incorrect-ironstrange #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #ironstrange #source: whoarei