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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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Fun fact about the band au, "the otter" is a parody of a real venue in my city and I told my mum and she finds it very funny thank you very much

#fic: band au #i wont tell you the name of the real venue because i think that would end up as doxxing myself #but it is funny i promise

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Their friendship is real trust 🐯🦁

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Boothill day

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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I made an unusual duo but their dynamic seems pretty neat

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Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

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boothill in a teacup! (ignore sunday)

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Oh?

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They're in the same trial again....... WE ALL CHEERED

#FREMIKAAAAAAA #fremika #freminet x mika #mika x freminet #genshin impact #genshin rarepair

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(band au) GAHHHH I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE FALLS OVER ON STAGE

#GRARARARSRARARRA #I LOVE HIMMMMMM #AUGHHHHHHHBB #fic: band au

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(band au) GAHHHH I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE FALLS OVER ON STAGE

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so you think you can stone miette and spit in miette’s eye?? so you think you can love miette and leave miette to DIE?? oh mother!! can’t do this to me mother!!!

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Why was Nightmare Foxy in the closet in FNAF 4,,,

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Bread thief. (via lexiyounng)