#sorry this is super dumb

[theminecraftbee]

it's fun because the things that appeal to me most about the three canonical evil clones/twins of hermitcraft are similar, but they're all different.

evil x appeals to me because he is very much Just Some Guy, for all that he's an evil force of nature; when he's sympathetic, it's because he's Just Some Guy who's been shackled to the terrible fate of being "evil", but when he's a villain (like in season eight!), the things that make him villainous also aren't the supernatural aesthetics, but the ways he is also the evil of being just some guy. for all the lightning and thunder and echo of xisuma's appearance, he isn't anyone special. (xisuma is.)

helsknight appeals to me for almost the opposite reason: this isn't just some guy, this is you, explicitly, a demon that possessed your clone and possesses all the things that are bad about you, magnified. he's a mirror, inherently, in his very creation. in the stories where he's a threat, he's menacing because he's a mirror of someone we should like; in the stories where he's sympathetic, we must confront how much of ourselves are also mirrors. (what happens if you don't like what you see in those mirrors, anyway?)

empires!false is somewhere in-between; she's not a mirror but she is the result. she's learning something you'd rather have forgotten about your past, and at her most sympathetic, we feel for the way she's been cast aside so false can 'fix her', the things done to her memory. at her least sympathetic, though, she's reflecting these pains onto others; violence begets violence, and even with it missing, the past begets her. there's no looking at empires!false without seeing the echoes of what false did to her. (there's no looking at false without it either.)

............then they also all appeal to me by being ridiculous failguys but like if you want to be DRAMATIC ABOUT IT, the ways they appeal to me are like the above,

#hermitcraft #falsesymmetry #evil xisuma #helsknight #LIKE YOU ALL UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M GETTING AT RIGHT #sorry. trying to write a dumb shitpost made me think too hard about this again. #god i need to write an e!false fic. #also obviously this is all SUPER up for interpretation and other people may disagree with these character interpretations! #this is like. just my vision and all that.

[ooeygooeyghoul]

Nobody tell him.

#ffxiv #ff14 #final fantasy xiv #for fun #my art #primordial flame: shiun kazumasa #tataru taru #this is dumb im sorry #super super old doodle i finished up cos I was sick of seeing it in my WIPs #shiun does not know slang this is canon

[somnimagus]

did some vesperia chibis, i always forget how happy i get drawing these guys. i love them dearly

[id in alt text]

#tales of vesperia #tov #tales of #the raven chibi's kinda old though. but i wanted to draw the rest #i do feel a little bad cause i always forget patty when i draw the whole cast. have to make myself add her in #mostly because i played tov years before the definitive edition; wee lass does not feel real #though honestly all of def edition just feels like a fever dream. people who played that version first/only: #did you notice yuri gaining an almost southern(?) drawl at random. and did it drive you insane #the way he says flynn. flyeahn. it's burned into my mind #and flynn's just like. yes yuri my best friend. you have sounded like this the whole game. you are not a frankenstein of 2 voice actors #fan art #my art #sorry that was probably super off topic; i just still think about it all the time. and i think i'm a little scatterbrained recently #i've been making time to draw and think about dumb things so i don't just sit and doomscroll all day

[elitadream]

I- I can explain. 😂

So you see, I had this idea that Mario would be offered to start residing part time at the castle at some point. It would only make sense (with him and Peach rapidly becoming very close friends and all), and he would even be given his very own quarters to sleep in. But the man wouldn't feel all that comfortable in this highly fancy environment, and unbeknownst to the Princess, he would sometimes set up a cozy spot for himself in the workshop instead. 

It would be on one such occasion that Peach would go look for him, and be strongly reminded of the importance to knock. 🤣

I know she's usually grace and elegance personified, but I just HAD to give her one derpy expression to demonstrate the absolutely huge crush she actually has on Mario. ;D 💘

#Mario #Princess Peach #Mareach #this is literally so dumb and silly LOL #sorry for this lil bit of nonsense x3 #I couldn't help it lmao #I've drawn this stupid thing - now I can fully go back to the fluff ;) #I just really love the idea of Peach being helplessly head over heels for him too #the mutual pining is real xD #Super Mario Bros #fanart

[spoiledskullz]

paranormal investigation date hooray!!!!

Edit: a close up version since they're hard to see

#I'm so sorry I can never make pictures of my drawings look nice #movie knuckles #knuckles the echidna #sonic the hedgehog (series) #welkin the wolf #spoiled art #sonic fan character #knuckles x welkin #oc x canon #This one goes out to the person who asked me about a year or so ago to draw more #Movie Knuckles and Welkin and waited so long their either deactivated or blocked me I'm not sure #This is for you 💕 #Also idk if the dialogue is dumb #Movie Knuckles talks super formal #And aside from that I don't know how people talk to eachother #LMAO

[oceanwithouthermoon]

ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them

#sorry i read like two cute in character kubokai fics and im enjoying it now #theyre cute and im a closeted shun kinnie so. obviously i will ship him with my crush from the show. #i just really really REALLY hate the super cliche seme uke dynamic people usually give them #those people have NEVER watched the show.. my boy shun is NOT like that #its sooo stereotypical and they obviously give shun the role of 'the girl' in the relationship which is. um. ew #'shun is so fragile and innocent and uwu and he needs big strong aren around at all times to coddle him' #'and aren has a soft spot for shun and shun only and only shun can stop him from being totally murderous and dumb' #do yall know that one scene from the kissing booth #where elle is like 'NOAH! LOOK AT ME! THIS ISNT YOU! LOOK AT ME' when hes about to beat the shit outta his brother #thats how kubokai gets written usually #'aren pwease nevew fight again🥺pwease? fow me?' #me reading anything kaido says in most fics: HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT #sorry #people can write whatever they want its just. so ooc. #canon them is soooo bromance core #im sorry idk why im posting negative shit again when i like JUST said i wasnt going to do this anymore LMAO #not a callout post about anyone on here obvi- actually reading more recent fics from people on here is whats gotten me more into them #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #kuboyasu aren #kaido shun #kubokai #meows post

[paimonial-rage]

expectations - kaveh

[random writing event] | requested by @andromeda-nova-writing

Kaveh scratched his head as he pondered your question. Though you often asked him many random things, this one caught him off guard. If he had to be honest, it was an odd question considering the point in your relationship. He didn’t fully know how to answer. But judging from that expectant look in your eyes, there definitely was a right answer and a wrong one.

“I mean… I’d make you a bed and feed you everyday… I’d take care of you and make sure you’re never in want,” he began, a bit proud of his answer that no matter what happened, he’d take care of you–

“You mean you wouldn’t make me a house?” You asked weakly, horror evident on your face.

He frowned in thought. Well, perhaps he could–

“After all of that, and you’d force me to live the rest of my days in a house with your roommate?”

A sharp bark of laughter erupted from his chest.

“I thought you were talking about– Are you serious!? I can’t even afford a house on my own! You’re expecting me to make a full sized house for you? Me and what money!? What would you even do with–”

You scoffed in sheer disbelief.

“What would I do with a house? What kind of dumb question is that, Kaveh? I’d live in it, duh! What? Are you saying I don’t deserve a house?”

He burst to his feet and slammed his hands to the table.

“I didn’t say that! It’s just–”

But you didn’t bother to hear anything he had to say.

“I’d live in it and eat all the tons of expensive food you buy for me!” You announced stubbornly with an upturned nose and a cross of your arms.

“‘Tons’ of expensive food? How much money do you think I make?” He demanded.

“Well yeah. I need to eat! What would you give me otherwise?”

He paused in thought.

“I… I don’t know. An apple a day?”

Your eyes blew open wide in horror.

“A single apple? What do you think I am, Kaveh, a horse!? I can’t believe you! What kind of boyfriend are you?” You accused, hurt evident in your eyes. “I mean that’s the bare minimum I’d do for you if you got turned into a worm!!”

He sunk into his seat. Was this what it meant to be in a relationship? Was this what it meant to take care of someone? Was he in over his head? He thought this was supposed to be a light-hearted conversation. Not only did he reveal himself to be a bad boyfriend, but judging by the way you were doing your best to hide that smile creeping to your lips, he obviously hurt you too–

Wait.

“You… You wouldn’t do those things at all!” He exclaimed incredulously.

You burst into a fit of laughter, wiping the tear that gathered at the corner of your eye. But upon seeing the frustration in his expression, you did your best to calm down. With a sway of your hips, you stood and made your way behind him. And with those talented fingers of yours, you gently began to massage away the stress in his shoulders.

“Okay, maybe I wouldn’t. But I would make you a nice soft comfy bed with the best and richest dirt in Sumeru. And I’d give you a nice juicy apple every day plucked straight from the highest tree in all of Mondstadt. You’d be living the best life a worm could live.”

He grumbled, doing his best to hold onto his irritation and losing.

“Oh but if I do that, you accuse me of treating you like a horse.”

You laughed.

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #kaveh #kaveh x reader #my writing #writing event #request #andromeda-nova-writing #i’m not super happy with the execution but this is supposed to be flash fiction #thank you for the request! #sorry this is a dumb one

[ganondoodle]

i often really do feel like an .. unwanted part of the fandom, i dont draw beautiful landscapes, i have unpopular but strong opinions im constantly annoying about and rarely change, dont like/dont draw the pretty young popular twinks and hot gurls to fanboi over nor do i turn characters into one, the opposite moreso, draw only one ship no ones heard of really, got little energy to interact with the few people that are nice to me and send me asks so it probably looks like im ignoring everyone and unfortunately but still rarely get so stressed i get overwhelmed and emotional about pehaps seemingly minor things and spiral almost into a breakdown feeling super embarrassed about it afterwards but the damage is already done and i look like a freak or agressive weirdo

#ganondoodles talks #also probably sounds like self pity #but this feeling hits everytime i see a super popular artist be the popular cool artist #i am a little weird i know that and thats not somethign bad i think #but the internet never gets to see that much of me #i tend to write posts when i am at my worst bc it has to go somewhere #so the image it tells people is that im a weirdly strong opiniod freak that gets breakdowns over nothing #i also dont feel like im otherwise -cool tm- enough to balance that out #i dont think my art is as stylized or as inventive as others nor am i cool to interact with bc idk how to be cool to interact with #i feel double bad when i misstepped with someone i used to talk to bc of something stupid ... or just dont know what i did wrong #im guessing its especially when i am in that spiraling state of mind where i really am not myself tbh #it still feels very bad bc i feel like i can never make it up to anyone again #sorry i acted like a jerk my brain was exploding in emotions in a desperate attempt to deal with something idk how to deal with- #-and made me not act like myself but now i feel really dumb about it #doesnt sound like a good excuse #... i want to thank those that do stick with me #even if i acted strange sometimes- even if i disappointed sometimes- even when i couldnt keep a promise #there are little things that still make me angry at myself #like that one time i asked in the tags whod read as long as the end of them and if someone did shoudl send me an ask so id draw a lil thing #and i got two #and i kept trying to remeber oh shit i need to do that and forgetting again/not having energy for it in a loop #i still feel like a jerk about it but now its probably too late #i wish i could answer all asks i get but man my energy for that is always rock bottom #no matter how much i enjoy the ask #and i love getting asks!!! #im sorry :((

[heavensculled]

i’ll never understand anti sns shippers who are pro sasuke or naruto.

how do you separate canon soulmates and fundamentally misunderstand their character writing. god forbid traumatised 16yos arent perfect at understanding each other completely and take time to do so. but in the end finally get it and decide to stay together because they do love each other. (edited because NO. it is romantic. 🩷) they both are messy kids who fuck up constantly. both were wrong and right.

anyway, they’d hate you guys for this, they are canonically the most important person to each other and are both obsessive. 😭

naruto fandom stop demonising child soldiers, impossible!

#pro sasuke #pro naruto #pro sns #sns #sasunaru #narusasu #rant post #yall are super dumb tbh. you cannot call yourself pro — and hate on thr person they love mosy. #listen to the actual characters and story for two seconds. #anti konoha #im on a thin line with that place - naruto did his best #love him. #sakura is demonised a little too much for a girl who just struggles with empathy anf cannot understand people super well. #neji best character fr. he understands sns so well #pro itachi #you cannot like sasuke and hate him. sorry!

[doctorbeans]

best friends forever :)

#sally face #sal fisher #larry johnson #ashley campbell #sally face game #sal has a big dumb smile under the mask you KNOW he is. he loves his friends…. #bean can #a silly little doodle to distract me from work and the soul crushing ending… #they shouldve all been ROOMMATES. #these r super compressed bc theyre on my art history notes lol #SORRY todd isnt here….i ran outta room

[harukakitous]

Tokusatsu × Valentines Day! | Favorite Valentines Day/Love-Themed/Relationship Centered Episode -> Kikai Sentai Zenkaiger #18

"Today I learned something... it's not worth it to love when it's such a painful thing!"

#tokuvalentines #kikai sentai zenkaiger #zenkaiger #super sentai #tokuedit #my gifs #my edit #this isn't even half of the most iconic moments from this episode omg #this is definitely more of an anti-valentines episode more than anything lmfao #i miss zenkaiger's nothing is sacred approach to comedy so much #queue posted early bc of my dumb ass so i locked until today lol sorry about that

[madnessatdawn]

Bowuigi and Banana Bros: Protective mario bros edition

Bowuigi

Mario to Bowser- If you hurt him again, then nowhere on this cursed Earth and the next can you run from me. I'm sure Ma wont mind me helping her make terrapin soup.

Banana Bros

Luigi to Donkey Kong- Make no mistake, it takes a lot to hurt my brother. I already know you did so more than once. That'll be the last time. After that, well... there won't even be bones to dry after I'm through with you.

#bowluigi #mario x donkey kong #Banana bros #mario movie #super mario bros #these ships sail themselves #this is so dumb i'm sorry #dawn mad rambles #kongario #I like banana bros idk #Mario is all fiery about it #Luigi says this real soft with murder in his eyes

[flowery-king]

Okay, so I know Caleb is trans for sure, but I'm still a little confused as to what Philip is. Like, is he gay, bisexual, or demisexual?

Philip is a raging homosexual that had a big ass crush on the sacred heart of jesus christ painting as a child and translated those emotions into admiration because obviously everyone else felt that way looking at Jesus too, why else would they love him so much

#just funny child interpretations of adult things #it's also why he's so good at drawing because he constantly drew that interpretation of Jesus #He's an artiste #defanged philip au #the only reason why Philip understands that Caleb is Bi is because he got to be both genders in his life #he bow realises how dumb his thought process was lmao #not his fault but he still feels super silly #sorry if the comic was confusing lol ghh

[marinaiguess]

1am thoughts

the first person who equated super sonic to a shooting star, was tails. by the time he followed sonic on his first adventure, he'd never seen a shooting star. he didn't remember much, but as far as his memories went, the sky was always too unclear, the atmosphere was too polluted to discern many stars or constellations. sure, many were visible but he could tell there was so much more than what he was looking at right then. even during the nights he wasn't alone anymore, when he couldn't fall asleep, he'd try to find the missing pieces of the sky. he didn't know he'd travel all the way to space one day.

and then, right at the end of their adventure, as sonic destroys eggman and his plans, tails sees him from afar. he sees him transform, turning into the brightest thing he's ever seen. he flies and manoeuvres through the air, grinning widely. as he moves further away, he starts looking like a moving star to tails. he's in awe, but his admiration is cut off by the urgency of the situation, as he follows sonic with the tornado in case he needs a helping hand.

their next stop is angel island and that's where the two spend their nights for the next span of time. tails doesn't know if it's the altitude or the lack of pollution but he can see the stars so clearly for the first time in his life. he's literally starstruck as he tries to take in the wonderful view, the vastness of the universe.

and then he sees it; a shooting star. he gulps. he checks his side to make sure his eyes don't play any tricks on him, but sonic is there. he looks at the sky again, wondering how sonic had the time to transform, fly all the way up there and return without him realizing it. another shooting star. he looks at him again. were there more super sonics in this world? more people who looked like moving stars? because there's no way the stars started moving in their own. the only one who had the power to fly across the sky like that, was sonic.

sonic senses Tails' gears turning in his head, just by his expression, and asks him of it silently with an expression of his own. "Super sonic, I mean, you, can go so fast and you shine so bright you look like a moving star. that's what you looked like when I saw you fly while battling eggman! but...I just saw two stars fall in the sky and you're here? how does that make sense?" tails questions, asking sonic but also himself.

sonic snickers at his serious expression and after a few troubling tries at signing, he explains what it is. "shooting star." Tails seems to grasp the concept very vaguely but sonic reassures him they'll get a book about it in a library as soon as they visit one so Tails can learn more about them.

But even as he grows older, Tails still can't tell the difference between super sonic and a shooting star.

#i need sleep #so im sorry if this is incoherent #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic #miles tails prower #sonic and tails #unbreakable bond #super sonic #shooting star #dumb idea #they're brothers your honour #long post #my drabbles

[civetcider]

While gender-nonconformity-club (this post: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/gender-nonconformity-club/746406850785869824) doesn't outright say she's a transmisogynist, she reblogs from TERFs and gendercrits. I really wish TME people were better at spotting crap like this. Do better next time, please.

this is so condescending what the hell come off anon

you yourself say she doesn't say it out right and only reblogs stuff from other poeple :((( what do you expect from me :(((((( you want me to not only look through the blogs of every post i reblog but also all the blogs that person reblogs??? :((((((((( there are so many levels of separation here :(((((( i dont even follow them or anything i don't know anything about this person :(((((((( you want me to google everyone i reblog from to check to make sure they are good people?

#ask #like feel free to let me know if i ever reblog from a nasty person or anything but tell me like im a person and not dirt please #tumblr users think this is a normal thing to ask of people #bruh they aren't even like super open about it and your still telling me like im a dumb child like i should have just known #why have i been getting so many mean asks and DMs lately im just a little guy leave me alone #sorry normally i would just delete an ask like this but like i am at my limit #transphobes

[tangledinink]

MY CHILDHOOD LOVE, WARRIOR CATS MY ONE AND ONLY

I MADE MY FIRST OC'S, SELF INSERTS, AND PERSONAS FOR THAT SERIES

WE WARRIOR'S FANS STAND TOGETHER IN OUR SEA OF BLOOD AND PILE OF BONE

oh BIG MOOD. i was obSESSED with warrior cats for AGES. like. lowkey baby's first true hyperfixation. i deVOURED those books. they were typically too expensive for my family to buy (esp coz there were SOO many of them) so every time a new one would come out i'd beg my mom to bring me to the bookstore and then i'd straight up just sit in the aisle and read the entire thing then and there.

warrior cats is definitely, like, a huge part of what truly got me into drawing/writing/storytelling. i used to dedicate hours to illustrating scenes from those books. i had four HUGE handmade posters up on my wall as a tween with each and every cat from each and every clan that i'd update as the allegiances changed in the books. i used to design 'warriorsonas' for each and every one of my classmates because i was a super normal child. warriors is how i got into roleplaying, which was definitely a huge influence on my writing-- i read in an interview when i was, like, 11 that the erins sometimes got inspiration for warrior names from roleplay sites, and i was like!!!!! omg i have to start roleplaying on roleplay sites so that one of my warrior names get into the books!!!!

(they never did lol)

but i still obSESSIVELY roleplayed online for YEARS, i'd draw all my characters and draw my friends' characters, too, and scenes from the rps. we'd all write PARAGRAPHS upon paragraphs with, like, proper grammar and everything (because at that age and in those circles, roleplaying *with actions in asteriks* and stuff was CRINGE and everyone KNEW that the LONGER you wrote the BETTER your writing was, obvs, and that was the only factor--) i spent, like, every waking moment on this massive chatroom-based site called kugyay that had, like, hundreds and thousands of users in its heyday. granted, like, most people had more than one account (so you could have a custom profile for each character, obvi) but i remember everyone freaked out when we hit more than 10,000 accounts.

i could talk about my experience with warrior cats and all my various ocs for... like.... ages. also like. this is random and won't mean anything to most people, esp coz i only posted, like, a few pages about it, but i also want y'all to know that this graphic novel that i desperately want to bring to life and do justice someday and that i've dedicated SOOO much time thinking about is... like....... 1000% inspired by/based on warrior cats lowkey. like. i am infected. forever and ever.

#warrior cats #warrior cats warrior cats warrior cats warrior cats #my pets also lowkey have warrior cat names #i used to spend ALLL my time on kugyay and like. it was considered like a BIG DEAL to have a 'high rank' #ie have a character who was a leader/deputy/medicine cat #and it was SUPER competitive coz there could only be 16 at a time at most and again there were literally THOUSANDS of users #and when my oc brownowl became the thunderclan medicine cat i was like #omg #ive peaked #this is the greatest accomplishment of my life. ill never do anything greater. this is it #my god i have so many memories #like it was in many ways fucking horrible lol but it was also? great #and definitely made me the writer/artist that i am today #asks #sorry i rambled so much i just like #have warrior cat thoughts all the time they Mean So Much To Me #i could also talk about that dumb graphic novel idea for ages and ages #kugyay