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#sorry i’m angry
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something something 207 something something other roommate tells me to chill every time they make me lose sleep and it only matters if he can hear it which is barely ever something something
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cheese-water · 11 months
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Americans go on and on and on about how owning guns is a "god-given right," and by taking it that way, it goes against the very foundations this country was built on. The funny part about someone saying that is that you can immediately tell they don’t know anything about "the very foundations this country was built on," what their actual "god-given rights" are, and how those rights are consistently stripped away from innocent people and children by what they’re trying to defend.
“…they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and The Pursuit of Happiness.”
—The Declaration of Independence 1776
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mazzystarjpg · 6 months
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comments from tiktok about siblings pt.2
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hungharrington · 6 months
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ohhhh to make out with stevie while stroking his cock
ohhhhhhh to be sitting on the couch, straddling steve’s lap, his huge hands kneading your ass and massaging down your thighs all loverboy style while you’ve got your hands between your two bodies, your fingers wrapped around his cock and stroking deftly, twisting up and thumbing at his slit to make him gasp, all while you’re both kissing— sloppy messy open mouth kisses that break because you wanna hear his sounds, wanna hear him moan, your lips travelling down his jaw and listening to him whimper as your teeth scrape at his earlobe and you twist your hand just right so that he can’t help but start fucking up into your hand, these little “ah, ah, ah’s” coming from his mouth right beside your ear— his fingers digging into the flesh of your ass hard enough at leave a mark as he starts whining - “ba- baby, oh god, shit, fuck, you’re gonna make me cum, oh baby— baby, i’m gonna—” and so you reach your other hand down and squeeze his balls and he makes a guttural noise, whimpers and then sinks his teeth into your shoulder as he cums all over your hand :)
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why-the-heck-not · 4 months
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universities when you make a mistake: we can’t help you, have u considered maybe not having done that?? or perhaps death?? u stupid waste of resources
universities when they make a mistake: hehe oopsy daisy :) this is your problem now, sorryyy it’s just how it is, deal with it
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spooksicl-e · 2 years
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a little bilbo for the soul bc i’m trying to break out of art block
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sandeewithtwoe · 7 months
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Training is important…. But talking about your favourite show is important too
Blue belongs to PopcornPr1nce
Ink belongs to comyet/ myebi
Dream belongs to Jokublog
In case you can’t read my handwriting:
Blue: Huh, that’s weird. Dream is late for training
Ink: Wait, IM not the one late? That’s new!
Blue: Maybe we should check if he’s alright
Blue: Dream, wake up! There’s no time to be a lazybones!
Dream: uh… hey guys! What’s going on-
Blue and Ink: YOU WATCH MY LITTLE PONY?!?
Ink: Please please please tell me you’re a brony too!
Dream: A… brownie?
Blue: OMG you have so much to learn!
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thranduel · 8 months
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astarion, the man who was dying and offered eternal life, but had no idea that it meant becoming a slave to a sadistic master.
astarion, the man who had his freedom and bodily autonomy ripped away from him.
astarion, the man who was forced to befriend, seduce and sleep with people to lure them back to his master, resulting in severe sexual trauma and the struggle to form any sort of intimate relationship.
astarion, the man who was horribly punished whenever he refused his master’s orders (one punishment being sealed away in a dusty tomb, starving, for an entire year. he scratched his hands raw trying to carve his way out).
astarion, the man who was forced to eat rats.
astarion, the man who hasn’t even been able to see his own face since he turned.
astarion, the man who had his body mutilated as cazador carved scars onto his back, which he later found out was to bind him to a ritual.
astarion, the man who is so severely traumatised that he admitted he doesn’t know how to say “no” or ask for help (and he feels guilty when he does).
astarion, the man who waited two centuries to be helped and freed from torture, but no one came.
astarion, the man who was always treated like a monster when all he wanted was to be treated like a person.
astarion, the man who came up to you in the middle of the night just to thank you for defending him and allowing him to make his own decisions.
astarion, the man who said that no one ever looked out for him or showed him kindness, and that you’re the only one. “other people don’t have a heart like you. you’re you. no one is like that.”
astarion, the man who broke the cycle of power and terror that started centuries ago thanks to the love, care and compassion that you showed him when no one else did.
astarion, the man who confessed that he loves you and feels safe with you; something he has never felt with anyone before.
#my darling boy :(#astarion#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#his backstory and character development make me want to bawl my eyes out#this is why i get so angry when people don’t even try to understand him#and when they reduce him to things he’s not#like do you pay ANY attention to anything he says??#or do you just stare at him and drool and then continue to sexualise him#sorry if that sounds dramatic but ughhhhhh man#it’s just incredibly annoying#like i don’t know why some people choose to pick up an intense game with really deep characters if they’re not gonna try to understand them#like they weren’t just made for you to treat them like they’re objects#and what gets me is the fact that astarion would HATE how people talk about him#and yes yes i know he’s not real i’m not dumb i am aware!!!!!#but he would absolutely hate it#that flirty sexy vampire image you have of him isn’t even real#it was a mask he wore#he was literally forced into doing those things#even in the game he has a reputation for flirting and sleeping around but that’s not even who he is or what he wants#it’s all an act#and it’s just so sad how everyone reduces him to that when it traumatises him every day#and apparently there’s a scene with raphael where if you haven’t seen astarion’s scars yet ->#raphael basically says he’s surprised astarion has kept his clothes on for this long and then he strips him naked in front of everyone#it’s so horrible and unfair#i just want to hold his hand and hug him tight. he deserves so much better in the game AND in this fandom#tw abuse#tw sa#my posts
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abernathyvalois · 2 months
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If every motherfucker is a “people pleaser” why am i not pleased. Why am i displeased. Name 1 person that is pleased with you
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frownyalfred · 11 months
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I love writing, but these days I swear to God I wake up every morning to another rude ask, someone rewriting my story in the literal comments of my fic, or shady public bookmarks deriding my update schedule.
Y’all. Being mean to authors doesn’t make you interesting. It makes you an asshole, and it makes the authors sad :(
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mensmommymilkers · 4 months
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Had to draw the trio from from my fave book by @sarahreesbrennan as I reread for the millionth time 😮‍💨 They’re so fun
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whereismyhat5678 · 4 months
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HOLY. SHIT.
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I don’t even wanna separate these?? TAKE THE WHOLE SHEET I’M SO PROUD OF IT WHAT????
I was playing around with expressions and OMG, I think I unlocked something???
It was mostly from yesterday’s post, I liked the way I drew Pizza Head so I decided to try drawing him again (since it’s been a while) AND GOD I LOVE THESE‼️‼️‼️ Seriously started out rough but then I just kind rolled with it! I like it! I like it a lot‼️ 😆😆
Also since I drew Brick yesterday as well, I decided to change the way I draw him, just a bit 🤏
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Today was so fun AAAHHH!!!! 💞💞💞💞💞💞
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honestly at this point Marvel can do whatever tf they want to with Lokius. they’ve already given me all i need to have one of the greatest ships of all time. it’s a love story that writes itself, even if they refuse to see that. no matter what happens, good or bad, Lokius will always belong together, in my opinion. they compliment, balance and KNOW each other. Loki has come so far in such a short period of time BECAUSE of Mobius. Mobius is the only one who has ever truly seen him. they might never be canon, but they sure as fuck should be.
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inwhichiramble · 1 year
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YES CORIOLANUS IS CANONICALLY GOOD LOOKING
YES HE IS A MURDERER AND A PSYCHOPATH
YES HE IS A COMPELLING VILLAIN
NO HE IS NOT A HOT BAD GUY!
THERE IS NO REDEMPTION
HE SPENDS HIS ENTIRE LIFE TORTURING CHILDREN AND SUPPRESSING HIS COUNTRY WITH NO REMORSE AND IS THE HARBINGER OF HIS OWN DEMISE
The only tragedy is his blindness despite being surrounded by good people. His instinct is always self preservation. Snow must always land on top.
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seeminglyseph · 11 months
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I think it matters a lot that a) everyone who has seeming offered to help Karna has done so *after* she needed it. And b) was in some way using her and therefore needed her.
In the eyes of a child, if you weren’t there when she needed you, and can’t even help yourself, what good are you to her?
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