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thebestgremlin · 4 days
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If you insult yourself in front of Sanemi or Bakugo, he’s ready to throw down. How dare you insult the most perfect person he’s ever met? He’s absolutely prepared to defend your honor from your own self depreciation.
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thebestgremlin · 4 days
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I’m Kai. This blog is entirely JJK, KNY, and MHA brain rot. I’ll write for other fandoms if I know the basics of the characters.
Only 16+ interact please. Children don’t need to see me frothing at the mouth over Sukuna or Muzan.
Send me requests for blurbs or headcanons.
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thebestgremlin · 5 days
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Friendship with Dabi is like hanging out with a wine auntie, that drinks and smokes a lot, all while dropping random lore about their life just for shock factor and then laughing about it.
But you bet your ass he’ll be there with booze and a slightly awkward ‘There, there’ whenever you’re going through something.
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thebestgremlin · 9 days
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You can’t tell me Mina wouldn’t start a war over someone killing her pink axolotl that she named Mina Jr.
i think class 1-a should have a minecraft server that starts off as just a fun relaxing thing but then devolves into all out warfare that the teachers have to intervene in.
aizawa; you can have all your fun outside of school hours, do Not bring your minecraft frog argument into class.
kaminari; BUT BAKUGOU KILLED MY FROG!!!!
aizawa: what did i JUST say
I’m so sad about the hypothetical frog, how could he
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thebestgremlin · 11 days
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Wingdings.
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thebestgremlin · 18 days
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Dating Dabi is intense. Sometimes you don’t see each other for weeks or months when he’s actively wanted by the cops and heroes. But he always comes back for you. And when you are together, he would die for you.
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thebestgremlin · 3 months
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Bakugo and Sanemi would absolutely throw down if someone insulted their partner. No questions asked. If it happens in front of them, he’s already winding back his fist and smashing it into their face. If it happens when he’s not around, he will find them and beat the shit out of them, especially if they made you cry.
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thebestgremlin · 3 months
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Incorrect KNY Quotes
Sekido: Hey… Whatcha got there?
Urogi, standing next to the human he just kidnapped: A smoothie.
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thebestgremlin · 4 months
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Muzan hates the concept for love. It reminds him of the greedy noblewomen that courted him during his human life, only using him for his status and wealth. He sees it as weakness, only a way to manipulate for personal gain. Even when he’s in love, he hates it. The Demon King, only a slave to his emotions. If Muzan falls in love with a human, he’ll despise the tenderness he feels for them, a perceived lesser being. He hates his lack of self control, when he can’t fight back the urge to hold them. He hates that even if he were starved, and on the brink of death, he would never eat his beloved human. 
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thebestgremlin · 4 months
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Dabi isn’t the type of person to fall in love. He thinks it’s just weakness. But when someone gets past all his issues, and sticks around, not for any personal gain. He falls for them hard. If he’s in love with a civilian, he’ll never tell anyone. Not out of shame, but out of fear. If it got out that Dabi was attached to a civilian, villains and heroes alike would storm them to get details and information on Dabi. He’d have two burner phones, one for work, and one for his partner. 
If Dabi falls for a fellow villain, he becomes an absolute menace. He knows his partner could handle any harassment from heroes and villains, so he’d be loud and proud about his love. 
He would be unashamed about PDA during League meetings. Everyone must know that his partner is his and his alone.
On missions with the League, he would get sidetracked just thinking about his partner. 
“Oh this place is nice, I think I’ll bring them here for dinner some time.” Dabi mutters as he stands in a lavish restaurant, filled with the charred corpses of government officials.
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thebestgremlin · 4 months
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Being friends with Daki is like being friends with Regina George and I will never change my mind.
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thebestgremlin · 4 months
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ModernAU Tengen and Kyojuro don’t get much time together. So when their schedules line up and they have some time between missions, they go out to karaoke bars. Tengen sings his rendition of Material Girl by Madonna. Being the sound hashira, and musically gifted, it’s beautiful. He’ll absolutely dance around drunkenly while singing too. Kyojuro on the other hand chooses to sing Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus. Since he’s a bit deaf, he can’t really hear the tone for the song, and just recites the lyrics like a really loud poem. It’s bad. But he has so much fun while doing it that no one, not even Tengen, will tell him it’s bad. With their drunken shenanigans, they would’ve been kicked out of the bar several times. But, drunk Tengen and drunk Kyojuro are very generous, and consistently buy rounds for the bar. So they’re allowed to stay.
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thebestgremlin · 4 months
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Katsuki is the definition of getting prettier on the inside makes you prettier on the outside
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Like look at him now
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thebestgremlin · 4 months
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Dabi constantly smells like a Drakkar Noir knockoff, cooked pork, and cigarettes.
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thebestgremlin · 5 months
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Actively disappointed that Best Jeanist’s apartment isn’t full of denim. No jallpaper, jouches, or jofas. So disappointed.
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thebestgremlin · 6 months
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I can imagine the entire LOV being so confused by a math problem that uses PEMDAS because all of them haven’t used that in years, or never had any formal schooling in the first place.
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thebestgremlin · 6 months
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Dabi secretly loves having a partner with a cold body temperature. It means he has an excuse to hold their hands and cuddle them. He’ll never admit he loves it, but every time he sees his partner wrapped up in a bunch of blankets, shivering, he has to hold back a smile.
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