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y2kbugs-moved · 1 year

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When you’ve had a limp since early childhood and you lived in the slums of the lowest part of the undercity and have been poor all your life and your condition only got worse as you grew older and even though you finally got accepted as the professor’s assistant in piltover the professor in question is a dog elf thing and now this young scientist your age just blew up his room and you have to arrest him then you find out hey he has cool ideas and prevent him from jumping off a ledge and partner with him but as the years go by your health worsens and he just keeps taking the spotlight and its fine you dont like the spotlight you’ve always preferred being lonely no you don’t and you eventually go from a cane to a crutch and you begin getting weaker while he gets stronger its fine youre still partners working together it’s cool then you start coughing up blood and don’t know how to explain it to him or the professor and then the dog elf professor says maybe it should take 10 years for hextech to be fully stabilized but you know full fucking well you can’t live that long and as you wait for your bestie to make his awesome speech about how smart and cool he is (because he is!) you start coughing up blood and eventually you do it right in front of him and you just excuse yourself and go back to your lab to do work on the cool hexcore because you just had a sickness induced vision of it changing color based on your blood but then you begin coughing up blood again and eventually wake up in a hospital bed and your bestie is there trying not to burst into tears as he explains your condition is terminal even though you’ve always kinda known because of the horrible pollution you had to live with in the undercity and while you’re ruminating in your steel oasis the fucking dog elf pops up again and says sorry but then says some stuff about the brightest burning away the fastest as if his weird species doesn’t live like a thousand years and as you experiment further with the hexcore you start to lose yourself and eventually you go back to an “old friend” in the undercity who’s been making illegal drugs and you agree to take the drugs if you think it will cure you but you have to take them in private oh and your bestie just said something classist while you were trying to return back to piltover and he didn’t even apologize not even when a motolov cocktail was thrown at your feet and later your bestie brings his girlfriend over and they start talking about making hextech weapons while you’re trying to defuse a fucking bomb and you nearly set it off in front of them because the concept of you and your bestie’s inventions being used to kill people pisses you off but you don’t do it and then you start injecting the illegal drug in your leg (which by the way is carved with runes you just cut into yourself great job) and it hurts so bad but it fucking works and your leg is now weird and purple but it works yet you want a little more so you make a big cut on your hand and show it to the hexcore which absorbs it and fucks you up but you’re ok and your leg and hand are now a weird purple mess but guess what you can finally run after so long you can finally outrun those boats and it feels so good and you just scream but of course that isn’t enough for you you have to cure your illness somehow so you get even more desperate and eventually you just run out of the illegal drug and don’t want to go back to get more and get in trouble so what do you do you carve runes all over your goddamn body and let the hexcore accept your sacrifice and so it does start sucking out all your blood then your assistant you’ve known since you were a child catches you in the act and tries to save you from being destroyed by the hexcore’s power but in the process she actually gets disintegrated right in front of you as she yells your name and all that’s left of her is ash and you find her diary where she wrote about how much you inspired her and everything and you have a complete mental breakdown over it and want to destroy the hexcore but you just cant meanwhile your health gets worse and you seriously consider jumping off a ledge but your bestie stops you

#long post #viktor arcane #arcane #sorry i wanted to make a meme

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locusfandomtime · 8 months

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The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.

#(spoiler for the maths finale) 7 eats 9 #mathblr #math memes #shitpost #locus other time #this is a joke don’t get too worried about it. I just wanted an excuse to say imaginary numbers are OCs #i would go more in depth but alas. as I’m making this I’m 16 so I haven’t learned all the fun maths lore yet #math #to reiterate: I am aware this is an oversimplification and not how maths works and nothing in maths is canon!#I am not trying to say square rooting negative numbers is stupid or impossible or saying imaginary numbers are a lie or anything like that #I just wanted to have a bit of fun with using fandom terms for numbers (and play off the stereotype of people who police “canon”)#no hate to mathematicians or the field of maths. You guys are cool. Sorry if it came off that way

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ghoostrash · 2 months

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So what if it's been 3 months since the Love is Blind video came out? idc, i still love the bro-husbands

#my art #digital art #fan art #smosh #chanse mccrary #shayne topp #shaynse #angela giarratana #amanda lehan canto #arasha lalani #courtney miller #BASEketball reference anyone?#ugly sketch because I wanted to make this idea as fast as possible #i love that kiss meme so much sorry if I'm overexploiting it #so what if I ship the two curly-haired guys with the blue-eyed guys at Smosh with each other? Mind your own business

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evilrat-sabre · 5 months

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Productive use of my time at 5am

#hermitblr #hermitcraft #I am so sorry #it all started with me wanting to make a meme about Etho and Scar and it got out of control

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catwafers · 9 months

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i'm coping

#trigunbookclub #<- this is for you guys #trigun #trigun maximum #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash the stampede #vashwood #trigun fanart #was having my doubts but i saw ppl talking about the wedding imagery and i was like okay now i HAVE to finish this #i considered making angelina ww's pfp but i didn't want to draw her. sorry. ik it would've been funny #meme tag #my art #artists on tumblr #if you're thinking 'oh?! this is someone new in the book club tag?!" no it's me june. this is just my sideblog. hi #trigun spoilers #trimax spoilers

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fearmeeeee · 1 year

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#twst #twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #twst silver #riddle rosehearts #twst meme #i want to draw nice finished art but i end up just making a shitpost im sorry #maybe delete l8r

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its-short-for-jackalope · 9 months

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me every time I miss the t on my keyboard and type "rhis" or "rhat" and autocorrect doesn't fix it

#sorry this meme idea has been plaguing me for days. had to make it to give myself some peace.#jack jabbers #you can tell im a scooby doo kid because this dog lives in my mind rent free #meme #scooby #scooby doo #scooby doo meme #funny #lol #ruh roh #i guess im scooby #spelling errors #autocorrect #listen tagging this much is embarrassing but i think this is probably one of the best memes ive made and i want ppl to see it 😂

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virgothozul · 4 months

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I-

hum.

#That 21 one questions meme #I don’t know if I should feel sorry yet.#Maybe there are several reasons why the people tried to discourage me to play this-#Have I ruined the thing for you ?#If so ; I’m moderately sorry ; also it’s never too late to unfollow -you know that right ?#I have forgotten many many things. But a few - probably meaningless or barely relevant - things seem a little clearer to me.#I hope this year will go ok. I don’t want to completely lose my mind. That’s my single wish right now.#these tags make less and less sense.#Don’t you find it easier to organise ur thoughts this way tho ? Little entries of words.#disco elysium #I need to say; I’m only day2 but if something ANYTHING happens to Kim ..#I’ll gun everyone down in this hellhole

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hgduo · 5 months

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Everyone else qsmp pov watchers:

q!Quackity, q!Roier, and q!Bad pov watchers:

#qsmp #sorry i just fucking love this stupid ass spongebob meme so much jdsahdjsa-#and I had this dumb post idea all day at work today but wanted to wait until after Q's stream today to make it #gif #everyday is suffering

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mayxo-hxh · 29 days

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Im about to get controversial.

Out of chrollo, illumi and hisoka, hisoka is canonically the least likely to flirt to get anything he wants, if at all.

A lot of people think he's a natural flirt but I fear I couldn't have disagreed more. He only "flirted" a single time and that was solely to piss off machi, knowing she'd never agree. Hot take? He would've never asked if he knew she'd agree.

Also, bro's the biggest humanphobe in the anime. He keeps his distance from everyone. The only human physical contact he ever made was through fighting people. (If you're a person thats interested in seeing more evidence, I have an entire long thread about it on twitter that I do plan on posting here soon)

so u cannot give me 1 reason for hisoka to flirt with someone at a random bar but chrollo and illumi? i can think of a few.

chrollo, he already canonically flirts to get what he wants. straight up goes on dates gets a suit and shit. he has no reputation among the general public that hes concerned of that isnt the spider. Illumi? He's a manipulator. I HIGHLY doubt he never flirted to get something in his life from people who are too easy to win over. He's someone that wouldn't care what people think of him. He's also anonymous. People have no idea who tf he is anyways. If it affected the zoldyck reputation? Thats a different story.

Hisoka? he would fucking NEVER. Him specifically? HE HAS A REPUTATION. And whats that reputation? That hes an absolute disgusting freak that no one should dare to approach. He kills people. He fights live and makes sure the audience is always disgusted and weirded out by his actions and performances. You look at him and you should immediately look away and pray he hasn't seen you.

So riddle me this. If his entire shtick is making sure everyones afraid of him and avoids him, then why the hell would he get himself a reputation that makes him approachable????

Why would he get himself a reputation that makes you, as a person who only ever heard of him picking people up, want to approach him.

On top of that, I just.. don't see him picking random people up..??? random weaklings that dont even know nen????? he literally treats them like trash that inconveniences his time. You're saying he'd EVER give them the privilege of sleeping with him???

And then you'd say, oh so he'd sleep with strong people! HERES THE THING. Why would he sleep with them..... when he can fight them. Him getting off from fighting comes NOWHERE to actual sex. What people don't understand is that he gets off to killing people and seeing them crumble in front of him when they realize theyre going to die. Torturing people to death. What's... that got to do with like. yknow. actual sex bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

this turned into a huge rant probably but do you know how genuinely depressing it is seeing a unique character like hisoka that gains lust through FIGHTING and KILLING reduced to. sex addict in fics. Like. be so fucking serious right now. He called himself a FIGHT ADDICT in the manga. Can I see more of him actually spending his time killing and fighting people instead of whatever the hell bros doing with a random npc.

Anyways this is also why I hc him as asexual/demisexual NEXTTTT

#When a fic is so good but they make a hisoka a sex god instead of a murderer. like dear god. Ya Allah. Mercy on me.#can i please get more fics where he absolutely fucking murders people in deranged ways like god (Togashi) intended instead of....#(checks notes) .....sex???#sorry to me this is 1 fanon characterization that i just gag from i cannot physically stomach that shit anymore.#also the way he never touched a single human and is not a touchy person yet the musical made disgustingly touchy with everyone including go #i saw red when i saw that one scene.#thats not fucking hisoka morow thats hekosa pedoro #if togashi wanted him to sleep around he would've so simply and easily made him mention that. Like even leorio said he jacks off.#yet togashi didnt. because HE DOESNT.#HISOKA GET BEHIND ME #anyways asexual hisoka morow canon goodnight everyone #also trans hisoka can we get a little more content of that i know its completely unrelated but pls im starving #i would put the “ill do it myself meme” WHICH I DO I HAVE A DEMI HISOILLU FIC but im so slow at writing fics sobs and throws up #hisoillu #hisoka x illumi #illumi #illumi zoldyck #hisoka #hisoka morow #chrollo #chrollo lucilfer #hxh #hunter x hunter #my post #my analysis

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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Concept: LQR big naturals but also with the flattest ass. Make him a titty dorito

Lan Qiren Breasted Boobily down the stairs of Cloud Recess

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#poorly drawn mdzs #MDZS #wei wuxian #lan qiren #jiang cheng #nie huaisang #lan wangji #lan xichen #bonus comic #The trio gets away with all the hijinks because the sound of their headmaster's big baps alert them to his positioning #and provide bountiful shade #ANON.....I am so sorry for how long I had you waiting for a reply #I wanted to wait until I had introduced NHS and it took a while to get to that point #I bounced back and forth between whether this was funnier with or without the twin jades being present but I like them being there #their inclusion makes it more relevant to where we are at in the story #and i guess this sets up the next comic (which had its spot stolen by this) pretty well?#I don't know if LQR's honkers are gonna stick around in my comics; even if it makes for good comedy #I so deeply love the big naturals meme. So of *course* I was going to draw this #Oh Oh OH Speaking *of*#theres one tumblr user who i see in my activity feed who always makes my day more than anyone else #If you're out there....yodas big naturals.....Thank you for making me laugh

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turtletoria · 1 year

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my favorite wordgirl character, jerma

#turtlearts #wordgirl #wg #jerma #dr two brains #steven boxleitner #ok funny story. my lockscreen is fanart of jerma right #and my mama saw it and said is this the guy you like? and i was like :D YAS ITS JERMA 985 MY FAVORITE GUY #and my mama was like oh is that the guy you draw all the time? and i was like draw all the time?? i havent really drawn jerma all that much-#WAIT. OH. OHHHH.....#my mama confused steven with jerma. i exploded #but also yeah i see the similarity so much #ive come to the conclusion that i like 1 (one) kind of white guy and theyre weird and funny guys that have a rodent motif #jerma and steven and will wood are all the same to me. sorry #jerma is the rats rats we are the rats guy. 2 brains is self explanatory. will wood has lovely pet rats.#and he sings about them. his new album even has the rat motif and i love love tomcat disposables argggghhh #oogh. i want a pet rat. lovely creatures #also why do i keep putting so much effort into what should otherwise be low effort memes???????? its driving me insane #it makes the joke unfunny and the payoff doesnt equal the amt of work that went into it!!!!!!!!! arrrrgggghhh #i literally spent so many hours on the burger one and i hate it so much. cries

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malwarechips · 4 months

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i hate how high the bar of entry for animation memes is now. dont get me wrong, i absolutely LOVE what people can do with such a simple concept, but... that was the point of them. to be a simple, easy to replicate animation that you could do no matter your skill level. but now it feels like new animators have been pushed away from doing them despite them being a pretty decent way to quickly practice character animation and meant to be simple.

#sorry random thought #ive always rlly wanted to make animation memes but i feel like i have to match the level of everyone else doing them.#which isnt what theyre meant to be.#lev.txt

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clanborn · 6 months

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check it out, two horizonshines