#something rotten shitpost

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

they would be best friends i know it

#musical theatre #something rotten! #tgwdlm #hatchetfeild #shitpost #//robert manion #starkid #broadway #henry hidgens #nostradamus

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

so i never said this to anyone and bottling this up is exhausting so i'm just gonna vomit it here. PLEASE SENSITIZE CHILDREN TO ART.

#raj shitposting #so on new year's eve my apartment complex decided to have like a little carnival and people were invited to set up stalls for their stuff #so my mother is a mix media artist and i FORCED her to set up a stall which i kinda sorta regret now because of this thing that happened #so we were setting up our stall and a little boy comes up and wants to purchase something from the jewelry section and when we #tell him the price of the piece he calls my MOTHER'S ART A SCAM. A SEVEN YEAR OLD BOY WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL PHOTOSYNTHESIS!!! #WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A SCAM ACTUALLY IS. CALLS MY MOTHER'S ENTIRE ART A SCAM. #i wanted to smack him so hard across the face but my mother held me back and told me to calm down and asked him to get lost. #but the entire day our mood was rotten about this #PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD TELL YOUR CHILDREN THAT IT'S NOT OKAY TO INSULT SOMEONE'S WORK LIKE THAT!!!!!!! #YOU IMBECILE IT'S EXPENSIVE BECAUSE IT REQUIRES SKILL AND MATERIAL THAT IS DIFFICULT TO PROCURE AND KNOWLEDGE THAT IN ITSELF IS HELLA- #-EXPENSIVE TO GATHER!!!!! #ART IS INVALUABLE GUYS WHY DO YOU THINK OUR PARENTS PRESERVE THOSE STUPID ASS CRAYON LANDSCAPES FROM OUR CHILDHOOD????? #he might be a child and not know what any of this means but he could just back off... this is NOT curiosity it's mean spiritedness #and FUCKING RUDE #i was a child sometime in my life. i never talked shit like that to a 40 YEAR OLD AND TALKED BACK WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO BACK OFF #smh #anti intellectualism #art

[lonelylittledot]

another venn diagram from yours truly

#into the woods #shrek the musical #something rotten #into the woods 2022 #st james theatre #into the woods @ hollywood bowl #sutton foster #brian d'arcy james #musical theater memes #musicals #broadway #theatre #musical theatre #theatre nerd #shitpost

[bookwyrminspiration]

you'd think given how irrationally paranoid I am of unknowingly eating spoiled food that I wouldn't eat something i'm 90% sure the safety seal was broken on. and yet here I am

#shitpost #quil's unholy underworld #WHY do i do these things to myself #i literally get so anxious and irrational about spoiled food. for months I refused to touch milk my mother bought like 2 days ago because #/what if?/ #and will just let things sit and rot and take that as proof it was rotten all along #which is why my ongoing 'whoops ate moldy food again' post is so wild to me #because like??? it's SUCH a big irrational fear of mine #and here I am. KNOWINGLY eating something that might be bad? #we'll see how I fare in a few hours #if I'm fine then i'll just. continue to use the sauce. so #experimenting on myself a little bit

[rocknrollinbitchforu]

something is rotten in the state of my mind frfr

#to be or not to be thursday #hamlet #to be or not to be #something is rotten in the state of denmark #shakespeare shitposting #hamletposting

[polonius-counsels]

Across Shakespeare's entire rendition of Elsinore, me and Prince Hamlet have are by far the characters with the most asides.

It makes sense with a twisted, tangled method: We were the two court members who studied theater in college. From the unbound, hidden recesses of our minds, we would have subconsciously recognized that we were unwitting participants in a tragedy. I believe the result, coined in modern slang, would be that me and Hamlet were more "meta" than the others, which is why Shakespeare deigned to assign us each numerous asides.

One meta character killing off another was the exact condition required for the rest of this narrative to be set in motion. In fact, some nomenclate my murder as "the beginning of the end", and I cannot disagree.

It does make me wonder, though: Had I been slightly less anxious, or had Hamlet been minimally more vulnerable, or had we ran into each other in a more informal context prior to the funeral-wedding - well, perhaps we could have concocted a ploy to avoid this tragedy. In this world, though, these hypothetical musings only serve to further aggregate the ultimate inevitability that weighs upon us all.

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and Prince Hamlet himself admits that it is my corpse by his own blade.

#hamlet #polonius #shakespeare #shakespeare shitposting #hamlet shitposting #on my faith and honor #hamlet analysis #Polonius the aged theater kid #something is rotten in the state of Denmark #Hamlet the lunatic prince of method #Polonius postmortem

[hamletthesanedane]

Took a break from not murdering my uncle to continue not murdering my uncle and investigate the jonathon harker making me his blorbo situation.

Not only has this artless rogue misrepresented what I said, but you insatiable groundlings don’t even understand the meaning of mine own words.

Harker quotes me dishonestly thus;

And what I actually said upon swearing vengeance for my father:

Now, you knavish rogues all, here I’m talking bout my stupid fuckin uncle-dad Claudius who I’ve just discovered has murdered my father, which I heard from his very own ghostly mouth and then I lit’rally pissed myself.

More to the matter. “Tables” means “notebook” in the abomination you’ve made of our language. I am writing to remind myself, because I can’t keep track of jack shit anymore, that “one may smile and smile and be a villain…” who is my fuckinf uncle.

So. Am I quite understood? It’s just…

Look I got a lot going on rn. My gf is prolly gonna dump me, my moms a ho, my dad is dead, my friends from high school just showed up and won’t leave me alone and I have to kill my head of state who is also my Dad the Second (on paper but not in heart.) if this Englishman (derogatory) harker fellow wants to trade tips on dealing with the undead, I’m game, but otherwise he needs to shuzzup.

#shakespeare did not MAKE me say SHIT jonny #battle of the blorbos #dracula daily #dracula #hamlet #the fresh Prince of Denmark #shakespeare shitposting #something is rotten in the state of transylvania

[gingerhoof]

#shitpost #meme #something rotten #musical #i’m so tired

[sunsburns]

loba’s 1k celebration! 𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

guys thank you so much for 1k (almost 2k by the time this is out!) props to you guys for putting up with my shitposts cause i yap a lot and post nonsense half the time loll. i’m so so grateful and thankful xx 💖

anyways this post will consist of some of my favourite pjo (mostly luke castellan) works i’ve read so far (in order from the first to most recent ones i’ve read) because i think they deserve so much love and recognition! <3 make sure to check them out and reblog!!

ps! some of the work is nfsw so please respect the author and don’t interact if you are a minor!!

back to navigation. masterlist.

༊*·˚ luke castellan

i hate you by @chaussetteblanche

sly swordsman by @krkiiz

lovers lake by @balletfilmss

a place with you by @supercutszns

something out of my dreams by @celesterayel

the olive theory by @neo-nomatrix

daylight by @tangledinlove

all the stars by @initialchains

how to get a girl’s attention by @scwheeler

deception by @chaussetteblanche

this blurb with child of poseidon!reader by @birdiewriteslit

rotten to the touch series by @supercutszns

bleedin’ me dry by @atlabeth

head over heels by @sayoneee smau!

i won’t say (i’m in love) by @calliopeslyrics

lavender roses by @breadbrobin

parent trap by @sayoneee

where you are by @murdrdocs smut!

one year with luke castellan series by @tangledinlove

you’re beautiful by @ilycosy

rearrange your dreams by @murdrdocs smut!

a wish your heart makes by @mischiefmoons

always an angel, never a god by @cobrakaisb

ghost in the wind by @amoreva

this blurb by @apollos-calliope

this blurb about a bet with luke by @murdrdocs smut!

nobody's business by @voguesriot smau!

you don't know me by @kestisvrse

luke as your mom's friend's son by @too-deviant smut!

#loba’s 1k celebration! #luke castellan #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan smut #loba’s recs!! #pjo series #luke castellan x you #percy jackson #percy jackson spoilers #luke castellan fanfic

[90sbee]

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[stillness138]

for hc ask game: triss is actually coral, ngl my fav "mainstream" theory

so uh

i don't like it 🙈

there are, i feel, two types of people into this theory: us the shitposters, and redditors who can't discern between books and games and end up taking it completely seriously.

so the idea of it is that Triss did die at Sodden and Coral used the chaotic situation to assume her identity, right?

my biggest issue with it is... Coral has no reason for doing that. She was well-known and well-respected in life as herself, she had everything she wanted, including Geralt. consensually, even.

my other big issue with it is that book Triss exists for a reason. The jealous best friend who is just spineless enough to throw the people she supposedly cares for the most under the bus when faced with a decision that would require her to take a real stand. seemingly sweet and caring, but spoiled inside. Sapko was trying to say something with her and gave her an arc that would've been undermined if it was actually someone else.

my last major issue with it, stemming from the previous, is that it diminishes the impact of what Triss did to Geralt. Coral wouldn't reminisce about him from the time during Season of Storms the same way Triss thinks about him in Blood of Elves because Triss is recounting a rape. And it was her, no one else, because again, she's the jealous best friend. Like, i'd rather Geralt didn't go through that at all, but given Triss also repeatedly tries to kiss him and whatnot after coming to Kaer Morhen... it's her, not Coral.

(in SoS, Geralt says smth like "you caught me on your flowery-peachy-magical perfume pheromones" [yeah he says pheromones, i don't know either man] and Coral goes "aint no way, actually you caught me on your elaborate mating dance when we first met" which like, you could read as she legit used magic and gaslit him afterwards but the whole, for the lack of a better word vibe, or i guess context of it comes across way different than the very much one-sided account from Triss. Geralt reads as very aware and very active in SoS. they are somewhat similar backgrounds, but i truly don't think what Sapko wrote post-saga in SoS is supposed to be the same event he described in BoE.)

however, i understand where the theory came from, because it seems to me like a similar place to the origin of W3 Dijkstra being a doppler. it serves as a bit of a cope for game Triss having like 3 different personalities early on.

that's the other side of the theory, right? that (only) game Triss is Coral?

which i definitely get, but again, there's no reason for Coral to do that. why would she be interested in all the manipulation and politics? game Triss eventually crystallizes into more or less her book personality - sweet looking, but rotten - despite CDPR's unwillingness to acknowledge her crimes in the text of the games. they still keep referencing everything else from the books, game and book Triss aren't two different characters.

as someone who takes design decisions way too literally, i truly think there's not much to it beyond Triss in W1 being written by mashing together book quotes by a bunch of different characters. it is wild and kinda funny but yeah. i'm not a fan :D

#the witcher #ask game #shut up elis #i dunno it's just kinda silly and convoluted #i haven't read the whole of SoS so maybe i'm missing some of coral's ambitions that would line up with the plot of w2 but #i still don't trust the theory #to give some credit tho i'm glad someone is able to come up with an elaborate theory that actually takes root in the fandom because #we're starved for stuff like that

[racetrak]

i’m literally so emo rn remembering the days of like 2015-2018 broadway tumblr. fun home, something rotten, ham4ham, endless drama and discourse but the best shitposting. so many mutuals that i’d check their tumblrs to see their opinions bc i knew they’d have something interesting to say about it all. now they’ve all left this stupid website and i’m still here

#i miss you christina small-alison

[lonelylittledot]

me, bolting upright in bed: a sing-off between Orpheus and Shakespeare

#hadestown #something rotten #orpheus #shakespeare #reeve carney #christian borle #broadway #musical theatre #shitpost #crossover

[sweetyart]

I don't know how much it makes sense to discuss it now, but this account is partially for me and shitpost, so I will post my opinion on the rework for now.

It took me a while to figure out where his experience points were. But this is where you can test yourself. And it makes sense. So to say, "look into yourself." The design of the windows has changed a little and in my opinion it looks good. When selecting a character, Wilson now has a button next to his wardrobe to view experience and reset it. You can reset it when choosing a character, and choose a skill only in the game itself.

You pump three skills in turn - the "ult" opens Well, here are the brightness and longitude of the glow of the torch, and the last skill makes it possible to throw the torch so that it does not go out. I don’t know if it’s possible to set something on fire with this method, because I didn’t succeed, in addition, the torch on the ground disappears after being thrown, it was only visible because of the fire, and you can pick it up only with the help of a space. I don't know how useful this is, because I personally stop using a torch when I have a mining helmet, and I have a torch lying around at the base in the corner, in case I need to burn something to ashes.

Alchemy is already more interesting, in my purely rude opinion. It makes it possible to get another from one object. As a player without a cave, I need one type of mineral more than another.

The first line in the alchemy, as in my opinion, is rubbish. The extraction of this resource is not a problem. And crafting marble can only be useful in the case when there is no marble at all in the world or at the beginning, in order to create a bean, which will later be produced. For the sake of this, there is no desire to pump this line. On the other hand, you can enter into a collaboration with Walter and supply him with more "hurt" stones for a lower price.

The second is already more useful, because now some types of gems are no longer such a problem-obtained resource

The third, I believe, will be useful to those who do not often go hunting, but a hambat is needed. On the other hand, why does a hambat need someone who does not go hunting? It's also garbage, for the most part. I don’t see the point of distilling ordinary hair into beefalo hair and vice versa. What's the problem with going once to the bifalo, shave them… and that's it. You will get three times more wool than wilson or rabbits. What is the point of milking a beard for wool. I would imagine it would be beneficial for other survivors to process wool into hair to make meat effigies, but…only Wilson can process wool into hair, and he himself is a walking beard tuft factory. Shit is also not a problem to get. Pigs, beefalos, bats, birds. Rotten is good for medicines, for gunpowder, for ashes. 6 rot for one poop, so-so exchange. A tooth may remain on the bone. But the bones in many recipes are not needed and are not such an important resource.

Further. Beard. In general, growth rate and abundance of hair. Ulta - hide food in the beard… Hygiene cries in hysterics.

To unlock the latter, you need to spend 12 points, and then find and annihilate The Ancient Fuelweaver, which I can’t get to, so cheats help.

Does he turn shadows into goodies?… I don't know exactly how it works for him, but now he's our sorcerer. He creates pure horror from some new stones, and from it is already the fuel of horror … I can’t say anything about this yet.

I'll take a walk and see if Wilson's skills are useful in the game. Not everything that works well in words works in practice and vice versa.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

In a shitposting mood. A silly little mood. I am a rotten creature and I want to say something stupid on the internet. Idk what though.

#shitpost #i am going insane #good morning yall

[johnadamsnotquincy]

⭐⭐⭐☆☆ anon here

Im gonna be real that rating wasn't genuine I mostly wanted to flex that I had the ☆ naturally on my phone keyboard

If you like weird kind of historical kind of satire musicals may i suggest something rotten or whatever the hetalia musicals were

happy shitposting

Oooh I’ve listened to a bit of Something Rotten and it seems really good! Though, I’m more into actual historical figures. One of my favorite satirical musicals stars Andrew Jackson and it’s called Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson! Thank you for the suggestions though! 😁

#anon asks