#someone give me boops plz

[iambutahumblememe]

Log update: The figurative wall remains vast and thick, despite my attempts presumably going past the halfway point. Nevertheless, there's been a small change, as the infernal device I've opted into using has begun asking me "PLZ WHY". The pixel cat in the corner stares into my eyes, as if seeking an answer. But I cannot provide one, for I have no answer. I do not know why I'm still here. Has is not been enough to earn these badges, to make a furry joke about them and to show that I already broke the machine? Must I break myself too, all for the right to what? Brag? About completing this pointless task? One that not one person dared me to take on?

There's little feeling left in me, apart from the tired ache of my fingers, second only to the one in my soul. I know whether I continue pushing against the immovable object for nothing at all or give up for good, I will never be the same again. Not a chance. Because every second I push that button to boop someone, it's a reminder that the real joke of the day is me, along with those who shared the same mind I did when I made my personal hell. Thinking about throwing hands with others for a laugh, a website wide practical joke. I've long reached the point of swinging at myself above all else, knowing that others will only provide so much on the journey towards "becoming Tumblr". Five hundred boops changes the score none, yet every one is a gut punch that crushes the life out of me.

And I know I can't leave. Because as I'm writing this, I've figured out the answer to why I'm doing this. Shame. Shame in doing all this for nothing at all (as if I wasn't already) and having to live with that for the rest of my life. So I press on. Even this message is only a temporary relief, one that loses its benefits as I remember that time marches on, with or without me.

I must continue now. I cannot lose this pointless achievement or I will have achieved even less and I'm not sure how I'll handle that. This is my burden I've saddled myself with and I will see it through until the end. Even if I end up never making it out again. I have no one to blame but myself. And I shall forever and ever. Godspeed everyone.

Boop.

#April Fools Day #Boop #Boop o Meter

[spacecadet-ticklesinspace]

Hi!! I found 💜,💙, and 💛 eggs! :D

(maybe w just raspberries and teases plz? 🙈 hope you have a nice Easter!)

Hey Anon! Awww, you're so tiny, I could just pick you up and hold you *boops your nose* :) Look at all the fun colors! You found good ones Anon :)

Your tickle spots are:

🟣 hips

🔵 neck/collarbone

🟡 tummy

And look at that, you already have your arms ready in a biiiiiig stretch for me, and you're laying on the ground so you won't fall ♥️ aren't you just the smatest and most considerate 😁 Alright, let me fix up my special pink lipstick and I'll get right to those raspberries :) Awww, you're already turning into a wittwe stawbewwy too, how pwecious :) Let's see, let's start at the top with some berries for your neck 💋 You want more on your neck? That's too many berries for someone so itty-bitty! Let's give some to your hips and tummy and see if you still want more :) Here's a raspberry for each hip 💋💋 and then some raspberries for your tummy 💋

[shingia]

suna, iwa, tadashi, and atsumus reaction to their s/o getting hit in the face with a volleyball and crying?

✗ HQ BOYS REACTING TO THEIR S/O BEING HIT IN THE FACE WITH A VOLLEYBALL

I LOVE THIS TY FOR THE REQUEST and sorry it took me so long to post it, school was kinda hectic 💀

-> suna, iwaizumi, yamaguchi, atsumu

-> reblogs are and will always be very sexc <3

pt.2

— SUNA

• let’s be honest here : his first reaction is to laugh. and it takes him a painfully long amount of time to realize that you’re actually not ok

• at first he thinks you’re being a bit dramatic, but then he replays the scene in his head and he’s like « oh fuck. that hit them in the face ? »

• absolutely PANICKING on the inside, but barely shows it - which is actually very reassuring

• he knows he’s supposed to check for any sign of a broken nose or any bruise on your cheekbones, but he can’t focus on anything while you’re crying

• unfortunately - and as we all know it - volleyball shorts don’t have pockets, so he doesn’t have any tissue close at hand

• he thinks about wiping your cheeks with his jersey, but he’s afraid that it might not feel very nice to have your cheeks wiped with an already sweaty cloth

• so he just uses his hands, and you have never seen him be so careful while touching you - he acts like you’re made of thin glass

• he’s really good at making people stop crying, especially when they’re physically hurt - probably has a lot of experience with his sister (my hearttttt 😩)

• absolutely babies you for the rest of the day because, as i said, he’s used to do that with his sis

• but it only takes him a day before starting to tease you. because now he thinks it’s peak comedy to give you huge warnings before throwing the smallest things at you, like an eraser or a hair-tie

— IWAIZUMI

• he has never ran so fast in his entire life, literally crosses the court in a split second

• if he’s the one who spiked it (first of all : how are you still alive ?) he’ll apologize for hours. but if someone else spiked it then they better start running now

• well, actually they have a few minutes to start running because iwa wants to make sure you’re not hurt too badly before he starts yelling at them (or hitting them, depends on who it is)

• he’s probably the one who reacts the most calmly, he perfectly knows how to handle the situation and immediately takes you to medicine cupboard in the storage room

• and the pain suddenly seems much less sharp now that you’re being taken care of by him. you’re not sure if it’s because of the ice pack or because he’s being extremely attentive right now. maybe both

• he most definitely orders you to go back home right after, but he promises that he’ll meet you there once practice is over : and the least you can say is that iwa is a man of his word

• aaand a man who takes the time to buy you a few snacks on his way to your house. mainly because he feels responsible for this little accident

• he probably forbids you to ever come to the gym ever again. and if you don’t listen to him then he’ll make sure that you at least stay as far away from the court as possible

• and he won’t hesitate to pause his training to tell you off if you try to come closer : he’s not joking

— YAMAGUCHI

• he’s absolutely mortified. why did he have to hit the ball so hard ?

• he is afraid that it might be considered as domestic abuse, poor boy is already thinking about what he’s going to say in front of a judge

• probably the most scared out of the four, and his reactions are a tiny bit dramatic

• because he lets out a literal scream when he sees you crying

• so you start to scream too because you think that your nose must at least be broken for him to have such a huge reaction

• basically you’re just two panicky messes who need the help of a third person to calm down (probably one of the third years because let’s be honest, the other first years probably didn’t even see what happened)

• i think yams would hug you for three reasons : 1. he hates to see you cry 2. he’s stuttering too much to apologize with words, 3. he starts to overthink everything and fears that you might suffer from internal bleeding or something, so he’s absolutely terrified

• he definitely needs to be reassured so please just tell him that you’re ok

• his biggest fear is that the impact might leave a bruise on your face, because he knows it’ll be painful to look everyday

• so he smears almost a whole tube of ointment on your face, and he won’t listen to any of your complaints

• also, he beats himself up pretty bad afterwards, so plz reassure him AGAIN because he probably thinks he’s the scum of the earth for hurting the person he loves

— ATSUMU

• *insert a thousand curse words in kansai dialect*

• his first reflex is to cup your face with both his hands and to apologize profusely. but atsumu is very very tactile so the best way for him to apologize is by placing as much kisses on your face as he possibly can

• but your face is already burning from the impact and your nose is still very sensitive, so you have no choice but to push him away and wince in pain

• that’s when he starts to panic : did you just break up with him ?

• he will never admit it but he is this close to start crying too

• everything he does from that moment on is to 1. make sure that the pain is going away, 2. make sure that you won’t dump him later

• and he knows he will be much better at number 2, which is why he thinks it’s more clever to ask for help for number 1 : so whoever is the closest to him is being ordered asked to go get an ice pack

• probably tries to blow on your face to cool it down, he’s trying his best ok ?

• once the ice pack is here, he lets you hold it against your nose yourself because he’s too afraid to hurt you again

• but then he feels bad for letting you do it : basically, he’s in complete panic

• once the tears have stopped, he has to physically refrain himself from booping your nose. and by that i mean that he literally holds his own hand back. it takes him a few days to allow himself to do it again

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[rachi-roo]

YOU HAVE RO SHARE YOUR ASAHI HEADCANNONS WITH THE WORLD THEY GOT ME F’D UP

Ashfudjdnfksksnfia Queen PLZ! >////w////< As you wish!

Haikyuu: Asahi tickle Headcanons!

Asahi, the gentle giant from Karasunos volleyball team. How can someone so big be so soft? Here are a few examples of just how soft this big ball of mochi can be~

Lee:

Asahi is a Lee. 99% Lee. He just loves the physical contact, reminding him of the strong bond he and his friends have.

Honestly, when it comes to tickles this man is like a big ol' puppy who wants belly rubs, though he's far to shy to actually ask for them. So his friends make sure to ask him at least every other day if he wants some tickle time. His burning red cheeks are all the answer they need.

As Ducky here informed me, Asahis most sensetive areas are his tummy and sides.

Most of the time, he will try and be still for his ler, that's the best way to get the best tickles.

Raspberries are his favourite. The way he twitches and giggles in anticipation is just pure, untainted gold~

He always has to have something to hug, since he can't stand seeing what's going on. Make sure to give him a hoodie, bag, a big plushie, anything that he can squeeze the life out of whilst you give him what he deserves.

He doesn't mind rough or soft tickles. Anything that gives him that sensation will do.

He won't talk much during his wrecking, his face buried to deep in whatever he's hugging. However, if you did want to hear his laughter better, you'd have to get someone to pin his arms up. Tag-team that big boi.

When attacking these areas his laughter is big and hearty. A little snort here and there too~

Another spot he's sensetive is his ears. If you're not a giant then you'll have to wait until he's sat down or make sure you can jump high enough to sneak a little puff of air into his ear.

Ear tickles make him squeak, yes squeak. He will scronch his neck and shoulders up like a little turtle hiding from a predator.

A great way to tickle this spot is whilst he's napping. Just a little whisp of air or even a feather if you have one on you. His sleepy giggles are too pure for this world and those who've heard them are blessed and should feel honoured.

This man is so easily flustered. Just a nose boop is enough to have him giggling and blushing.

Lots of head shaking, lots of leg flailing but other than that, he's a very well behaved Lee. 100/10 highly recommend~ 🧡

Ler:

Although Asahi is a Lee, that doesn't mean he won't give his friends an affectionate tickle or two.

Big hands. Big huuuuuge hands. And what they do? They tickle. Really, really... Gently. Yes, despite his huge hands he's incredibly gentle.

Too gentle. It's cruel how nice he is whilst he's being the ler. He doesn't even realise he's teasing you when he talks.

'Having fun?'

'Haha, that smile is precious.'

'Well that was an interesting sound.'

Of course it depends on who he's tickling and why. If it's Noya because he's being a little shit his choice of words are more along the lines of-

'Done being an ass now, gremlin?'

'You need to learn your lesson.'

But even then, he's still so gentle. Probably because he's worried he'll hurt those small people.

He doesn't like to pin as such, but will definitely sit on the victims waist, just to keep them from fleeing.

His tickles are random, scittering and scribbling fingers. Usually just sticking to the victims torso.

Big boi is just such a softie. And I wouldn't want him any other way 😚

95% Lee - 5% Ler

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I MADE THIS SO LONG OOPS AND HONESTLY I PROBABLY HAVE MORE TO SAY

i have been waiting my entire life for this one request and honestly I don’t remember if I’ve written this before or not because I can’t remember anything that I write after I post it?? But if i did too bad I’m doing it again

He’s just

ack

He makes me really soft so get prepared for me to rant oops

He hasn’t ever really felt love

Especially not romantic love

And I don’t mean that he’s never loved before I mean that he’s never received love

But in a way, he hasn’t ever loved before

He never knew his parents and the Dursley’s didn’t share stories of them with Harry to keep them alive

So he really honestly didn’t know anything about them

And he sure as hecc doesn’t love any of them

So he is genuinely so confused when he first catches sight of you

He gets all like

Warm and Fuzzy™

And he literally has no idea why 

He loves Ron and Hermione for sure but he does not get Warm and Fuzzy™ when looking at Ron

The boys in his dorm start teasing him about you and Ron always shoves him into you when you’re walking past each other so that you collide and usually Harry falls on top of you 

It takes a full year of this for him to finally ask Ron and co. why they keep doing that

They’re like

loser ur in lov

He denies it at first because love is what his mother and father had, he literally hasn’t spoken to you before besides the constant, ‘I’m so sorry!’s when he ‘bumps’ into you

Ron

But then the Yule Ball happens and despite his friends’ relentless nagging to ask you out

He doesn’t

He’s too scared

But then he sees you walk in with Seamus who smirks at him the entire time like I told u to make a move dummy

Harry is very angry and he doesn’t know why

He finally comes to terms with the fact that he maybe has a crush on u and just broods for the rest of the night with his date 

And Seamus is cackling in the corner 

You’re confused

It’s a weird night man

The next day you come down to the common room in your pajamas and it’s pretty early so no one’s up

You sit on the couch in front of the fire to warm yourself up

And then you feel the couch dip on the other end and you turn

And it’s Harry Potter

:’)

He’s avoiding eye contact but he’s blushing so he’s staring aggressively at the ground with red cheeks and you’re lowkey scared ngl

But then he finally looks up at you and heeeecccckkkk

His eyEs

They literally send shivers up your spine

You sit there and stare at each other for like almost a minute because he is mesmerizing let me tell you

And then you both start

Getting Closer ;)

And you smeck

Smeck

This ends with you shyly holding hands by the fire and his thumb is barely ghosting over the back of your hand and you’re just like wow

wow

w

o

w

10/10 awkwardly asks you three weeks in if you want to sleep in his bed

Ron calls it a sleepover

Harry hits Ron

Lightly

not lightly at all

whatever

this casual sleeping in the same bed thing continues until your first summer apart where you both go home and are like oh um sorry i can’t sleep without my emotional support human i’m gonna need that back plz thx

He has lots of money that he has no idea what to do with (and again doesn’t quite know how to show love) so spoils you rotten and you feel so bad

You’re like hey I have ten of this exact same sweater I really don’t need two more and he’s like 

but babe

you look cold

and more is always better right

no

it’s okay

Sometimes you have to bribe him not to spend ridiculous amounts of money on you

Not sexual at all, you give him massages after practices

He just lays there with his face all squished up against the pillow and is like oh heck i love u

He likes to trace your face

He likes your face a lot

And sometimes he just runs his fingers over it 

Will boop your nose

And if he doesn’t say ‘boop’ when he does then it doesn’t count and he has to do it again

He likes quality alone time

It’s not that he doesn’t like hanging out around friends with you

But when he’s with you he likes to hold you

And sometimes he’s uncomfortable doing that in front of a bunch of people

He does it anyways tho 🤷

But definitely prefers alone time with you over time spent in public

He doesn’t quite know how to use his words

Not many people have used them in a nice way to him before

And not romantically at all

So he’s learning

But he makes sure to say I love you every day at least once

He says it right before you go to sleep but would definitely say it other times throughout the day as well

If you fight

Which is inevitable

Just because he is stressed okay

He needs someone flexible

But that’s not always fair to you

But when you fight

He almost always says I’m sorry first

Because deep down he has crippling anxiety of losing you and is genuinely terrified that you might find someone better than him if he’s not with you

Leading me into my next point

He is very clingy

Sometimes it’s too much

You have to tell him

He’s not gonna realize on his own

But you have to be nice to him

Explain yourself and he’ll understand, but if you just attack him then he’ll get sad

Don’t make him sad

He introduces you to Sirius but after about a year or so

Sirius freaking loves you

He thinks you’re awesome

Loves the way you treat Harry

He was honestly a little scared that Harry would end up being tricked into a relationship with someone who only wanted him for the fame or the money

But Sirius can see how much you genuinely care for Harry and it makes him so so happy

He becomes that weird uncle to Harry and is always like

U got a good one son

u gotta marry that one son

Harry is given a ring by Sirius

He is saving it

He will use it when the time is right

He is chill with you not caring what you look like

He doesn’t care if you shave or wear makeup or wear revealing clothes

You are just as attractive to him in sweatpants and not having showered yet as you are freshly washed, shaved, made up, and dressed nicely

He literally couldn’t care less

Because he doesn’t want you to care

He secretly doesn’t think he looks good that often so he’s worried that if he holds you to a high standard that you will do the same for him and he doesn’t think that he could meet it :(

You gotta tell him that you love him every day

And you gotta compliment him too

If he’s doing great sweetie

Tell him he’s doing great sweetie

He needs lots of encouragement 

But he’s not gonna tell you that he needs it

He genuinely only thinks of you most times and it really shows

He forgets to take care of himself sometimes because he’s trying to take care of you

You need to pick up that slack and take care of him

Make sure he drinks water and eats enough

And make sure that he wears at least four different outfits throughout the week

Sometimes he’s really upset because he thinks that he can’t keep you safe

You have to reassure him that you literally don’t care and that you’re willing to risk it because he’s worth it to you

He also gets upset sometimes because his parents will never know you

But Sirius assures him that they know and that they love you

He knows they would have

He likes cuddling a lot

Cuddling with him headcanons here :’)

In bed

On the couch

In the forest

In the Great Hall (casually of course)

Sometimes casually in class too

He just likes touching you and holding you because he wants to keep you close and be sure that you don’t leave :’)

In conclusion

Dating Harry Potter would be a hell of a time

And I want to

Does it show?

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Ultimate taekook rec (pt.1??)!

Hello friends! Quarantine has a lot of us stuck inside so I’m gonna try and keep the fic recs comin and hopefully give y’all something to enjoy while we all stay home :) Taekook is one of my fav ships, I think their personalities fit really well and they are such a fun pair. All of these fic are from ao3 and they’re usually a little on the long side but I’ll throw in some short one-shots as well! This will likely be a pt1 bc i have soooo many taekook bookmarks on ao3. Let’s get started! (I have another BTS fic rec here if you would like more things to read!) 

Bite Me by Curionenene, YeonAh

Summary: “Ho… Hoseok… my na- Ju-Jung Hoseok. Who— what…?”

On hindsight, maybe it wasn't the best idea to reveal your name to two lunatics who had fed you something from a blood bag at 11.54 pm in the middle of a quiet, isolated alleyway.

"Hoseok? Nice to meet you, Hoseok. I'm Kim Namjoon, and this is Kim Seokjin. Do you remember what happened to you?"

“I—”

“Seriously. Just tell him like I did you. It's like pulling off a band-aid, better fast than slow.”

A heavy sigh was Namjoon's response to Seokjin's interjection. "I think this is a bad idea, but alright. Hoseok, you nearly… well… you did die. I saved your life the only way I could. By turning you into a vampire."

On hindsight, maybe it was a really, really, really bad idea.

One unfortunate near-death later, Hoseok finds out a few things: One, vampires are real. Two, they don't sparkle. Three, a war is brewing and he's landed in the middle of it.

Or: AU in which Hoseok screams a lot

okay so I love this fic to the ends of the earth and back. It starts out as Hoseok centred when he is turned into a vampire but then starts to focus on other characters and storylines as well. The Taekook in this is very slow burn but seeing the evolution of their relationship killed me. This fic reads like a full ass novel and I highly highly recommend giving it a read. 

refrigerator humming, chewing gum and instant karma by locks

Summary: Taehyung sets the flowers down on the dining table, plucking the card off the little holder. "Dearest Taehyung, just wanted you to know that I'm thinking about you. I hope you're thinking about me too. Love--" he pauses and squints before cocking an eyebrow and pursing his lips. "Hyung, why is the boss of your little boy band gang professing his love for me?"

Yoongi drops the noodles on the floor with a loud curse as he burns his hand.

Or, Taehyung's been trying his hardest to avoid Yoongi's criminal life for a long ass time, but a cute kid and his infuriating father keep pulling him deeper into the mix.

Mob boss JK but soft mob boss with his son I cannotttt. Watching the evolution of Tae and JK’s relationship was hella cute and fun. Also taekook with kids is just so soft omggg. 

cuz in a sky full of stars (i think i saw you) by wowoashley

Summary: taehyung always has bad ideas. and jeongguk thinks this might be the best.

Proposal AU!! Jungkook needs a guest to bring to the Namjin wedding and it seems like his assistant Taehyung is just the man for the job. This is so sweet but angsty near the end, honestly so goodddd. 

maybe we’re all just fools by airplanewishes

Summary: Jeongguk likes to run. He’s never wanted anyone to run with him before.

Fake dating AU! Jungkook’s on the school track team and his mother is bothering him about dating someone which JK really doesn’t wanna do so that’s where Tae comes in. Honestly it’s hella cute but also hella angst, highly recommend. 

cliff drop gradient by astringxnt

Summary: “somewhere along the way, we will all realize that we only start chasing the things that we were once given a taste of.”

(or, in which Jungkook and Taehyung get married to qualify for more financial aid.)

Weeee love fake dating AUs in this house. Basically Taekook need money so they get married but nothing really changes at first, but then they start to realize their feelings for each other :))

let me know by wowoashley 

Summary: taehyung never wears a shirt

JK moves into an new home and his neighbour just happens to be Taehyung. Through this, JK goes on a journey to discovering he is attracted to Tae and it’s really good but angst w/ a happy ending. 

Cinnamon Crisp by teatimetaemint

Summary: Jungkook needs his daily dose of cuddles and Taehyung likes to wear Jungkook's clothes. They don't care that alphas and omegas aren't supposed to be best friends.

SO MUCH FLUFF. Im not a huge ABO lover but this is such a sweet story and they care about each other sm it warms my heart. Childhood friends to lovers is also one of my weaknesses sooo. 

Date Me by flywithtaetae (kimtaehyungs) 

Summary: Taehyung flirts with the cute high school boy and relishes in the flustered reaction he gets for almost an entire year. But when the following year comes along, he finds himself choking on his own words.

One of the only shorter fics on this list and omgggggggggg it sooooo cuteeeeee. 

I knew I loved you then (but you’d never know) by nutaella 

Summary: 'You asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks I'm married with a baby' AU

Another shorter one but its so sweet. Jungkook has a little bb son and Taehyung is helping his bestie raise his son and they get mistaken for a couple. 

beep boop by vvpa 

Summary: Taehyung’s gaydar is broken. Maybe. Probably, at least. Jungkook can’t really tell.

This one was so funny omgggggg. Its short but so wholesome and funny as hell I actually laughed out loud. 

15.30 - Appointment: Kim Taehyung for Jeon Jeongguk (genital piercing) by PaperTigerBlackAndWhite

Summary: Taehyung makes a bet, the forfeit of which is getting his dick pierced.

He loses the bet.

Good thing the piercer has nice eyes. And face. And hands. Not so nice that he seems to keep laughing at Taehyung, but you can't have everything.

This one is also hilarious omg. Tae getting his dick pierced was never something I thought I would read but here we are. Warning, this has a lot of smut so if that’s not your thing don’t read. 

You’re So Special by miniimin 

Summary: Sometimes you find your soulmate in the form of a dirty kid on the playground. Sometimes it takes a little longer to figure it out, but that's okay - in the meantime, you have a best friend.

(Or: Jeongguk falls in love before he knows what the word means. Taehyung spends all his years teaching him.)

This is one of the absolute sweetest fics I have ever read. It follows Tae and Kook as they grow up from little kids to uni and its so sweet. If u want something wholesome and makes u feel things, read this. 

Fall Asleep (Fall For You) by drannie 

Summary: “They say when you fall in love you can’t fall asleep, but now that I’ve met you I feel like I finally can.”

A University AU where Jungkook and Taehyung become roommates. But Jungkook has insomnia and can't fall asleep with other people and Taehyung can't fall asleep alone.

oh boi is the angst real w/ this one. It is one of the best taekook fics on ao3 for a reason. I highly recommend giving this one a read. 

Chemistry by taecheeks 

Summary: “What’s your zodiac sign?”

“Virgo,” Jungkook responds without thinking. He frowns, glaring. “Why?”

“Hm, I can work with that,” Taehyung says. “I’m a Capricorn.”

“Fascinating. Now back to Chemistry -”

“Isn’t that what I was talking about?”

[Or, Jungkook just wants to get his tutoring sessions with the President's son over with. Taehyung just wants to get his cute tutor under him.]

This one is longgggggg. Basically JK tutors Tae and everything progresses from there. Honestly this fic has a lot of elements to it and I really just love it. It deals with a lot of different themes like child abuse, panic attacks, and many other things so if any of that upsets you, this fic may not be done for you. The entire series is is really cute tho plz read. 

fever started long ago by thestarsabove 

Summary: Where there is love, there is warmth. Where there is honesty, there is relief.

In which Taehyung eats a magical fortune cookie and wakes up physically dependent on Jeongguk’s body heat.

A canon compliant fic rec and boi is it will written. Basically tae becomes dependent on JK’s body heat which ik sounds weird but its a really goof fic trust. 

maybe we’re fireproof by thestarsabove 

Summary: For as long as Jeongguk can remember (and even before that too), his body has been on fire.

Same author as the fic above and just as amazing. Not canon compliant this time and this now JK has problems w/ body heat. Hella recommend this author is fantastic. 

Dogs Days by vestals

Summary: Chopa the corgi needs to be sent to dog school, and it just so happens that his trainer is, in Kim Taehyung's opinion, the finest man out there.

Too bad he's already got a boyfriend.

Okay so this one I was skeptical to read but I’m real happy I did. This fic was sooo good, the build up was killer and I really enjoyed it. There is quite a bit of smut in this one, you have been warned. 

It’s gonna be you (I can’t let go) by OnlyWinterHere

Summary: "The sound of the crowd screaming is deafening. After four years, he should be used to it, but today he needs silence more than ever. Still, Taehyung smiles, because if there's something he's learned how to do is smiling even when he feels like dying."

Or the one where Jungkook gets a girlfriend and Taehyung can't cope.

This one hurttttttttt. If you are in the mood for some angst and sadness here is the fic for you. Happy ending tho and honestly it’s a really good fic. Also the yoomin spinoff is *chef’s kiss*. 

5 millimeters per fucking second by Curionenene

Summary: Jungkook is painfully shy and he wants to do things with his boyfriend Taehyung.

(Or: the kind of slow burn you never knew you needed.)

AWWW this one is the sweetest omgggg. This brings an entirely new meaning to slow burn and it is so precious I can’t. 

i wanna come put your lips on mine by locks

Summary: Taehyung glances over at him and with the light hitting the side of his face, throwing shadows over his face, Jeongguk can't bring himself to be that bothered about their date. Sure being alone would have been nice, but he thinks this is nice, too. He's with Taehyung, they got their dinner and movie. Just maybe next time they hopefully won't have his brothers as chaperones.

And when Taehyung puts his head on Jeongguk's shoulder later, he can't bring himself to be that mad at all, actually.

Or, it turns out Taehyung and Jeongguk share the same brothers: Fraternity for Jeongguk, and for Taehyung, well, blood.

This is another sweet fic. JK and Tae trying to date behind Tae’s brother’s backs is kinda hilarious and adorable. 

Well folks that’s it for now but I have so many more so if y’all are interesting in a pt.2 let me know!! I hope you love these fics as much as I did. If you want other ship recs let me know and I’ll try my best to accommodate!  Stay safe and healthy everyone! 

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[amillionmillionvoices]

F, G, I for the fanfic ask game

F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

The scene is too long to copy here, but I enjoy the dialogue in and i’m thinking ‘bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways, especially after John follows River outside and is trying to convince her he likes her by admitting he wants to boop her nose. (IDEK but I think it works? lol)

G: Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?

Oh, completely out of order most of the time. There a few fics (like i am the distance you put between...) that i wrote mostly in a straight shot, with some editing/added scenes later on. But usually it’s a chaotic mess. 

I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?

I LOVE TROPES AND AUs. I’ve found I... actually don’t write tropes that often (I want to tho!) but I LOVE reading them. GIVE ME THAT SWEET SWEET SINGLE BED. I also love hurt/comfort fics, ngl. Like. Someone in pain and someone else doing the hold? Yes plz. 

[ ask me fic questions! ]

#asks #replies #thank you nonny! #Anonymous

[happydobrik]

Never Have I Ever - part 1??

Hey guys, this is my first time ever writing smut so plz be nice to me!! Also let me know if you want a part 2 :)

“Never have I ever made out with someone I just met that night.” David says confidently as you sigh and take another sip of your wine.

“In my defense you’re the one who told me to do it for your vlog!” You announce between fits of giggles. David laughs and reaches for his own glass resting on the coffee table. “Plus, she was cute.” You add, knowing it would make David laugh again.

These are your favorite kind of nights. Random week nights where you and your best friend David both find yourselves with free time from your busy schedules. Tonight, you and David decided to share a bottle of wine and hang out, until it turned into a drinking game of never have I ever.

“My turn.” You say with a smirk on your face. David sits up a little, nervous to hear the next words to come out of your mouth. “Since you wanna play dirty so I purposely have to drink…. never have I ever…. gotten a boner in public.” You laugh as David groans and takes a big sip.

“You’ll never get over that one.” David jokes as he boops your nose. “By the way everyone gets boners Y/n, it’s a natural thing!” He laughs harder now. “Okay, never have I ever faked an orgasm!” He laughs and his eyes lock to yours.  

You sit up a bit in your seat, you know you can’t lie because David is your best friend and can always tell when you’re hiding something. You decide to swallow your pride, along with the red wine as it pours into your mouth.

“Have you really?” David asks, clearly wanting you to elaborate.

“I have three words for you Dobrik: Men. Ain’t. Shit.” You giggle, feeling a little tipsy now.

Maybe it’s the wine, or maybe it’s the fact that you haven’t been alone with David in so long, but you begin to blush. It’s not weird for you and your best friend to talk about sex, you’ve talked about so many past boyfriends with him that he knows a lot of intimate things about your life. But this time seems different. David shifts in his spot on the couch.

“Not all men. Maybe you’re just not fucking the right guys.” He says while playing with the rings on his fingers. You don’t know why, but you can’t stop staring at the way his fingers twist around the metal. When you finally look back up and make eye contact with David, his eyes look a bit darker. “I could make you cum until your legs shake.” David says quickly, watching as your eyes go wide and your breath stop for a second. “Oh god, I’m sorry Y/n I didn’t mean that. I didn’t mean to say that.” He’s frantic, and now he’s the one blushing and looking away.

To calm him down, you gently rest your palm against his thigh, slowing rubbing the area so he understands you weren’t mad at him.

“David, I want that. I want someone to show me what I’ve been missing out on. I want you.” You announce with a sudden spike of confidence.

When he hears those words, David looks you dead in the eyes. Before you can say anything else, his lips are pressing against yours. His hand wraps around the back of your neck as your tongues begin to move against each other passionately. Without thinking, you wrap your arms around his lower back and pull him on top of you. He’s cupping your boobs with his hand now, using his other hand to slowly guide down your torso and resting just above your leggings. You instinctually raise your hips to meet his hand, looking for any friction you can.

“Y/n, relax. Let me take care of you.” David says softly, before kissing down your neck. His breath is warm, leaving open mouth kisses all over your neck and collar bones. Soon he is lifting up your shirt and pulling down your leggings. You’re left in your bra and panties and David groans at the sight of you. “You look so fucking pretty, I can’t wait to wreck you.” He says before unclipping your bra.

David softly moans before attacking your bare chest in kisses. His mouth wraps around your nipple, while his hands trace along the lace of your panties. You are desperate now. You need him to do something, anything. You whine in protest and he let go of your nipple and looks into your eyes.

“What do you want me to do, Y/n?” David asks innocently. Your cheeks turn even rosier. He knows what you want, but he’s not going to give it to you until you’re begging.

“Please, David…” you trail off as his hands rub up and down your bare thighs. He gives them a light squeeze when you don’t answer.

“Say it and I’ll do it baby, but I need to hear you. Be a good girl and use your words.” David’s eyes look even darker now as they stare into yours. Your skin heats up as you feel his hard dick against your stomach. You need him.

“Please eat me out David! I need your head between my legs.” You finally say, raising your voice higher than you expected. That was all David had to hear; with one last deep kiss, he’s lowering himself down to where you need him the most.

“Since you asked so nicely.” David smirks before pulling your lacy thong down your soft legs. He starts out slow, placing spongey kisses all up your thighs, occasionally biting at the soft skin to tease you more. Finally, his tongue is running a long strip in between your folds. “Oh my god, you’re so fucking wet.” He sighs against your thigh. When he finally wraps his mouth around your clit, your knees go weak.

David’s mouth is working over your clit, switching between figure 8’s and sucking on you. You run your fingers through his thick hair and begin pulling on it. You look down and you could cum just at the sight of him. His brow furrowed and a thin layer of sweat on his forehead as you grind your hips against his face. You can feel him groaning against your clit and the vibrations are only making it feel even better. Suddenly he’s pulling back from you and you whine from the loss of contact. Before you can say anything, he’s slowly raising a finger up to your mouth.

“Open.” He commands, and you allow your lips to open and begin sucking on his finger. David is in awe, feeling you swirl your tongue around his digit. You see his throat swallow hard, and you lift your gaze innocently as you look into his eyes. “You will be the fucking death of me, Y/n.”

Suddenly he’s pulling his finger out of your mouth and tracing it down to your body, rubbing your clit and watching your face contort in pleasure. Slowly, he eases his finger down even more and you feel his finger slowly inching inside of you. You both sigh, as David is completely mesmerized by the sight of his finger pumping in and out of you. With that, his mouth is back against your clit and now the pleasure is almost too much. He pulls away just to spit on your pussy and licks it clean. You can already feel that pit in your stomach, and you know it’s only seconds before you explode.

“Dav…David. Please, I’m cl-, it feels so good.” You can barely get your words out as a second finger slips inside you and he begins fucking you harder with his digits.

“Tell me, sweet girl, are you gonna cum? Do you like my fingers pounding into your tight pussy? Come on, tell me.” David was taunting you now, you could tell he wanted you to cum just as much as you wanted to cum yourself.

“Yes!! I’m close! Please keep fucking me David! Please!” You screamed and begged. David had a growing smirk on his face. He begins pounding into you now, relentlessly hitting that sweet spot inside of you, all while his mouth attacks your swollen clit.

You’re grinding back against his fingers now, chasing your orgasm. Your hands are tangled into his hair now, holding him in place against your clit. Soon you feel yourself coming undone.

“David I’m cumming, I’m cumming, don’t stop please please please!!” You’re frantically spilling out your words without thought and David works impossibly harder as your eyes squeeze shut.

You’re cumming now and David doesn’t slow down one bit. He’s still pounding into you with his long fingers as he looks up to watch you completely come undone. He swears he could cum on the spot just from the sight. Once you completely ride out your orgasm, his fingers slide out of your drenched pussy. You open your eyes just in time to watch David take his soaked fingers and slide them past his own lips and into his mouth. His eyes gently shut as he licks every last drop of you off of his fingers.

Once your breathing slows from the high you just had, David is giggling once again. “I knew that you couldn’t fake an orgasm with me.” He says, ego inflating. You don’t have the energy to say something clever back, so you just roll your eyes and laugh. At the end of the day, this boy was your best friend and you’re not surprised at his cockiness.

“Okay Dobrik, maybe you did make me cum. But right now, I’m more concerned about you.” You giggle as you look down at his hard cock straining against his sweatpants. “Do you think I could help you out now?” You ask, biting your finger innocently

#david dobrik smut #david dobrik fanfiction #david dobrik blurb

[mythicamagic]

Swimming in Silk ~ Chapter 3

Training in front of her, engaging her in conversation and now lending her his clothes…Kagome is starting to suspect that Sesshoumaru is trying to gain her attention.

Continuation of a meant to be oneshot Sesskag fic but then I got requests to continue. Plz Excuse the lack of creativity for the pic, Photoshop has stopped working on me.

 Romance, Humour and some drama

Chapter One - here   Chapter Four - here

Chapter Two - here

Rated T (for now anyway)

Kagome didn't much care what strangers thought of her. It didn't matter if she had no long term goals or plans while living in the Feudal Era. She did her own thing at her own pace, and helped Kaede whenever possible. So it didn't matter when a woman inquired why she wasn't married, or when another asked why she didn't conduct herself more like a normal miko. They weren't people who were precious to her. However, between her swimming class, collecting herbs and assisting the villagers, she couldn't help but notice over the weeks that a pair of narrowed eyes were constantly glaring daggers into her back.

Kagome turned and frowned at Jaken, their gazes locking. He was not precious to her either, yet it was getting ridiculously difficult to ignore him. The little imp had done nothing to hide his displeasure at the news of his lord courting her. With the Daiyoukai away, his bulbous yellow eyes glowered intensely, clutching his staff tight and muttering under his breath.

With a sigh, Kagome set her basket of washing down. "Look Mister, do we need to have a talk? Because I feel like this-" she gestured between them, "isn't going to smooth over naturally. Come on, lay it on me."

Jaken blinked slowly, scoffing and turning his head up into the air, since he lacked a nose with which to snoot arrogantly. "A-as if I would agree to bad mouthing Lord Sesshoumaru's chosen-"

"You can speak freely. I won't tell Sesshoumaru what you say, I promise."

His mouth instantly opened and he threw his small hands up. "You are unsuitable in every way! That my Lord has decided to pursue a filthy human makes me fear he has lost his senses, or been put under an evil spell! Your manners are terrible, and even your-"

Kagome tuned him out after that, letting the insults wash over her at first, but gradually becoming more annoyed. Her hands clenched into fists and she snatched his staff from him in order to get his attention again.

"Well then," she grit out. "I guess you have a lot of opinions on the matter."

Jaken jumped for the staff, which she held just out of reach, causing him to hop up and down for it. "Wench!" He barked.

Kagome huffed, narrowing her eyes and booping him on the head with it. "I didn't ask you to speak your mind for no reason. Look," she crouched down, until they were eye level. Jaken stopped and stared at her in surprise. "The other demons at Sesshoumaru's mansion- stronghold thing...they'd all have the same opinion as you, wouldn't they?" She asks seriously.

He scoffs, crossing his small arms. "Of course! Lord Sesshoumaru's line is prestigious and should remain untainted. Every demon expects him to wed one of the silver foxes from the South Kitsune clan. Or at least a demoness of high standing. You will only dirty him."

Kagome's lips thinned and she looked at the wooden staff in her hands, feeling the demonic power radiating from within. "I'm the Shikon Miko, doesn't that count for something?"

Jaken huffs, "not much." He quiets then, glancing away. "If we said you were a Hime like Inuyasha's mother, MAYBE they might not react quite so badly."

"A-a Hime?"

"Or at least someone of nobility! Not a commoner with a short skirt- gah!" He rubbed his sore head, glaring as she booped him a little more forcefully. Kagome frowned, swallowing her pride and breathing out. She didn't care what others thought of her, but her situation wasn't like Sesshoumaru's. He had others to look after, lands to protect. Surely it mattered then, how she'd reflect on him?

Would their relationship affect land treaties or the goodwill among his allies? Now that she thought about it, Sesshoumaru hadn't brought it up once. Yet he'd left for the Western Lands just that morning without her. She quickly shook away the insidious worry that he was keeping her a secret from his fellow demons. He probably just wasn't ready to show her his home yet.

"Okay..." Kagome handed over the staff and inclined her head slightly. "C-could you..." she trailed off into a mumble.

"Hm? Speak up, girl!" He frowned, booping her head right back with a sharp 'thunk!'

"Ow! I asked you to teach me! Teach me how to act in a way that won't piss off all those other demons." She quieted, dropping her hands from her head. "I don't want his choice to reflect badly on him. I don't care what they or you say about me...but if they start thinking poorly of him because of me, I wouldn't... want that."

Jaken's large eyes blinked slowly, and he straightened, looking her over. "Hnn..."

Kagome felt like he were imitating Sesshoumaru's habit, but it was more like a high pitched, helium induced version. She bit back a smile at the thought.

He gave a sharp nod then, and waved the staff violently in front of her face. "Right then! If you have the resolve, I will strive to turn you into a slightly less wretched version of your pitiful human self. Unfortunately we can't do anything about your species- ow!"

"Uh-huh, enough of that. Let's get on with this, please?" Kagome mutters, dusting off her hands as she stood.

Jaken nodded, turning his head up and leading the way with an air of importance. Kagome hoped she hadn't just made a severe mistake.

Tea ceremonies, calligraphy, etiquette training...even posture control. When she'd asked Jaken for help, she hadn't expected the training to be quite so...snobby? And so close to home of what human nobility practised.

"Ow!" Kagome hissed, quickly snatching back her hand and clutching it to her. She glared at the toad across the low table, "I won't be able to hold the pot if you keep hitting my hand!" She growled, eyeing the staff and considering breaking the bane of her existence.

"Well stop slouching like that! Imagine you're in the presence of the distinguished, beautiful Lady Kimi. Her eyes are sharper than the finest blade- any weakness on your part will be noticed immediately! Especially such a slouch."

"If Lady Kimi cares so much about something as pedantic as Tea Ceremonies then maybe it's a lost cause that we'd get on. Whoever she is," Kagome grumps, lifting the ridiculously large pot and pouring the hot liquid into Jaken's tiny cup, trying not to relax her spine too much. She was grateful Kaede had lent them her hut to practice in, not wanting her friends to see this.

"The nerve! Lady Kimi is Lord Sesshoumaru's mother! She demands respect." He huffs, sipping from the cup and making a pained squawk when it burned his tongue.

That made Kagome pause. "His Mother..." she trailed off thoughtfully, trying to picture such a person. She'd chatted so often about her family, and spared no detail about her gentle, slightly quirky mother. Sesshoumaru had barely talked about his own.

Kagome sat back on her heels, considering. "I hope my being human doesn't bring back any bad memories of the whole- Inuyasha's mom thing."

Jaken tuts, inhaling the fragrance of the tea. "She'll probably not take you too seriously. It's likely she'll view you as passing entertainment for her son. It's not like you and Lord Sesshoumaru are mated."

Her face flamed red, and Kagome stared at her knees, setting down the pot with a 'clank.' Of all creatures, Jaken was not the one she wanted to discuss that with. "Ahaha- y-yeah. Uh...is there anything I can do to make her take me more seriously?"

"Hmm...You could fight one of Lord Sesshoumaru's admirers to the death."

Blue eyes turned flat. "No."

"Fussy girl. Fine then, you could demonstrate that you're on equal ground with my Lord by riding atop Ah-Un."

"Huh? Rin does that all the time, what's so-"

"Without his muzzle or saddle." Jaken adds sharply, scratching his chin. "You must tame Ah-Un to obey you without question. Not as a pet like Rin does, but as a subordinate like my Lord."

"How to train your dragon is going to sue me for copyright," Kagome mumbled, getting to her feet and straightening her summer clothes, smoothing her skirt. "Okay. That sounds much better than this stuff- how do I tame him? Do I give him sugar cubes or rub his belly?"

"Impudent girl!" Jaken barked, soon leading the way from the hut on the outskirts of the village. Ah-Un lazed in the sun at the edge of the wood, seeming very content. The dragon's scales gleamed in the light, and one of the two heads rested atop the other. Gentle snores escaped the beast, causing Kagome to smile at the sight. This is going to be a walk in the park.

"Wake up at once!" Jaken hopped about, poking the hide of the dragon with the staff. "Your services are needed, don't ignore me foul beast!"

When Ah-Un did not stir, Kagome dropped to one knee, reaching out and fiddling with the fastenings of the bridle and muzzle of one of the heads. A yellow eye peeled open to pin her with a startled, keen look. She smiled reassuringly.

"Hey, don't bite me, okay? I'm just taking you both out of these-" she lifted the muzzle off the jaw of the dragon, and he gave a yawn, tongue curling. It's teeth flashed. They were flat and nonthreatening, leading Kagome to realise that it was a herbivore. "So can we start over? I don't want you to treat me like Rin or Jaken okay? You don't have to protect me like Sesshoumaru ordered. I'd like to...earn your loyalty."

The free head, which Kagome now noted to be the left and therefore Un, blinked at her. She lifted the muzzle off Ah, and set it to one side along with the bridle. "I want you to treat me like Sesshoumaru. So...Jaken said I've got to 'tame' you. Is that alright?" She asked, which caused the heads to look at each other, perplexed.

Jaken scoffed as he fiddled with the strap of the saddle, loosening it. "Stupid girl, Lord Sesshoumaru wouldn't ask. He'd demand." He grumbles, tottering around the side of the beast to glare up at the heads. "Now listen here! You're going to fly and run about just like you did in the wild before our gracious Lord caught you. Understood? This girl intends to be our Lords mate."

Kagome looked into Ah's eyes as the dragon gave a listless nod, it's nature apparently quite relaxed. "So um...how do I go about 'taming' Ah-Un?"

"It's simple. You just have to get on the beasts back and grab it by the mane- while invoking the name of the house claiming it."

"Oh, so I guess mine would be Higurashi." She hums, stretching and padding around the side of Ah-Un. "That doesn't sound too hard, way easier than calligraphy."

The moment she lifted the saddle from it's back however, Ah-Un leapt up into the air, sailing high above the trees. Kagome started in surprise, a cold sweat breaking out on the back of her neck. How...am I supposed to catch it like that?

Something that sounded like a witches cackle had her looking down, dazed. Jaken was grinning up at her, and he swept his arm out. "Please do your best!" He burst into another round of laughter, causing her shoulders to tense, jaw setting.

"Right." She muttered, rolling up her sleeves. "Let's do this."

Sesshoumaru slowly glanced down at the never ending chatter by his side. Ever since he'd touched down on the border of the village, the kit had not stopped talking. He'd made no attempt to answer, but had listened enough to glean the key details of the one sided conversation: Shippo had been practising the techniques and heeded the advice he'd offered about transforming, but had only managed some basic manipulations.

"I mean whenever I transform into a human my tail always stays! Why does it do that? Do you have that problem? Is that fluffy thing on your shoulder your tail? It doesn't look attached-"

"Enough, kit." Sesshoumaru uttered, inhaling slightly. Odd...he could sense holy powers, yet did not detect any new youkai in the area. What had the miko been up to?

"Hey...isn't that your dragon?" Shippo asked, perplexed as he pointed at the dull green shape flying above the trees, tail swaying in a tell-tale playful action. Sesshoumaru rose a brow and padded forward, appearing at the edge of a clearing and lingering under the shade of the full branches of leaves.

A dark mane of hair caught his eye as Kagome leapt from some nearby bushes, shaking the greenery off her as she sprinted. She threw a rope out that he distractedly recognised as a lasso of some sort, but it fell short of Ah-Un's tail. The dragon somersaulted out of reach, and the girl fell onto the floor, rolling into a crouch and whining.

"No fair! You're not supposed to move," she huffed, causing the heads to let out a rumbling noise of amusement. One of the heads opened it's jaws, a bright blue light emanating from within it's throat. This was Kagome's only warning as she quickly jumped away, a bolt of lightning hitting the spot moments later. It scorched the grass, causing smoke to curl into the air.

Sesshoumaru noticed Kagome draw an arrow, firing at the dragon. Ah-Un dodged and swept down closer, soaring through the clearing and dancing just out of reach as Kagome threw the lasso out again.

She made a noise of frustration, pushing her hair behind her ear, but her back stiffened. Turning ever so slightly on her heel, she peeked over her shoulder at his location. Sesshoumaru was mildly curious about the unease rolling off her, as though she'd been caught doing something she shouldn't. For the most part though, he was more confused than anything.

Kagome smiled weakly and waved at him. "H-hey there, missed you. Um...me and Ah-Un were just- uh...playing! That's right. Playing," she nodded quickly as Sesshoumaru steadily approached.

He arched a regal brow, "indeed. This one did not think humans took attacks so lightly. It's something I'll have to remember."

Golden eyes bore down on her, sharp and demanding. Kagome sighed, lips pressing together. She could never lie to him for long. Before she could say anything though, a large hand hooked around the underside of her knee, and suddenly she was fighting to keep her balance. Kagome's arms waved in the air, and she quickly planted her hands on his broad shoulders. Sesshoumaru bent down slightly, lifting her knee up so that he could better inspect it.

Kagome blinked, having not noticed it was bleeding, but now awareness crept up on her, and the cut stung. Sesshoumaru's narrow gaze slid to Ah-Un, and the dragon made a soft crooning noise, much like a kicked puppy.

"Don't blame Ah-Un. This was...this was my idea. Besides it's just a little scrape, you know I can handle this."

"Hn, yet you have not explained what you are 'handling."

She smiled and patted the sturdy shoulder under her hand. "Think of it like sparring. I have to keep my skills sharp, right? Wouldn't want any demons to think less of me."

That silver brow quirked again, eyes burning. 'Who would think less of you?' they seemed to demand.

Kagome quickly looked away, gaze landing on her yellow bag. She tugged at her leg as she forced a grin. "Oh! I nearly forgot. I brought you some more puzzles."

Hot breath fanned over her exposed knee, and the cut pulsed in response. Her eyes widened as feather soft lips pressed down on the bloodied flesh, causing a blush to race over her cheeks. Kagome winced slightly when his lips became a firmer pressure, and told herself she was not painfully aware of her skirt hitching up, baring more of her thigh. Swallowing thickly and letting out a shaky breath, she started as their gazes remained locked, his becoming hooded. Her heart stumbled in her chest and quickly picked up.

"...That's not fair." She found her voice too husky for her own liking.

It was his turn to smile, lips curling up into a predatory smirk, a hint of a fang flashing at her. "Yet it is the most effective method."

Kagome breathed out as something shot down to the pit of her stomach, burning low. "I just...want to be on equal footing with you in other demons eyes. Taming Ah-Un is one way of achieving that," she tried to distract herself, finally freeing her knee from his grip and setting it down.

Sesshoumaru looked at her flatly, "it is unnecessary."

She lifted a shoulder, unable to stop the grin from tugging up her mouth, "maybe so, but anyway, I really did get you gifts. Stop interrupting my gift giving!" With a dash, she scooped up her bag and yanked the zip open excitedly riffling through it. She told herself she was not kind of giddy about the kiss, that would be dumb and silly. They'd kissed loads of times. Sesshoumaru waited patiently, but padded closer with a vague air of curiosity.

Kagome straightened and turned with a grin, showing him the puzzle. There was a thin metal circle, and two rods connected to it.

"Okay," she passed it over. "For this puzzle you've got to unhook the two rods from the circle and-"

Sesshoumaru unhooked them with a simple movement of his hand. Kagome's jaw dropped. She grit her teeth as heat rose to her cheeks. "Y-you show off!"

His eyes glittered, and he passed the gift back silently, arching a brow expectantly.

Kagome huffed and stomped to her bag again. "Stupid intelligent jerk," she grumbled, suddenly yanking a cube out of the bag and holding it up.

"This time you'll get a real challenge! That was just a warm up. This is a rubik's cube." She grinned evilly, tossing it over to him. Sesshoumaru caught it easily, glancing at it for a moment.

"...Is the aim of the puzzle to make all the sides one colour?" Was all he asked.

Kagome felt her grin slip slightly at his unaffected tone. "Yeah..."

He focused on the cube and started turning the sides. Kagome felt her expression morph from stunned, annoyed, and finally to exasperation. Sesshoumaru turned the final green side of the cube, completing it in a matter of moments.

Again those warm gold eyes rose to meet hers, and somehow Kagome was reminded of a dog waiting for a stick to be thrown. He didn't say it, but it seemed like he was...enjoying himself.

"Do all humans struggle with these simple games? Or are they meant for children?" He asks in a velvety tone, and her slightly affectionate musings were cut short. She glowered. It had not taken her two weeks to solve a rubik's cube, nope.

Kagome caught the cube he threw back to her, and gave a ticked off 'humph!'  "Just you wait mister, you won't be laughing- or uh...smiling with your eyes for long!"

It was then she realised hopelessly that she hadn't actually brought any more puzzles for him. No wait...she did have something.

Kagome rose from her crouch and smoothly approached him, holding something. Sesshoumaru blinked, but waited, lifting up his hand to accept the unique looking orb. It was black, but had a white circle, with a number 8 fixed in the middle. He could hear something like liquid inside it, and looked at Kagome for instruction this time.

She smiled at him, mischief curling around the edges of her mouth like smoke. "This is called a Magic 8 Ball. It's not a puzzle, but it can tell you your future, see-" she plucked the ball out of his hands and thought for a moment. "Magic 8 Ball, will I catch Ah-Un today?" She asked in a serious sounding tone.

Turning the ball over in her hands, she leaned in to look at a circle Sesshoumaru hadn't noticed. A blue triangle floated up into view, white letters telling her - Absolutely.

Kagome gave a victory cheer, handing it back to Sesshoumaru and waiting with bright enthusiasm. Sesshoumaru eyed the orb warily, "this one decides his own future. The fates do not govern me."

His intended gave a cry of frustration. "That's just like you to say! Just give it a chance. Please?"

When her expression turned pleading, Sesshoumaru cut his eyes to the sky, before turning to the orb. "...Magic 8 Ball, will this one be successful in his quest?" He asks lowly, causing Kagome to wonder what he was referring to. Had he not been at the Western Lands today, but actually on some new quest?

Sesshoumaru turned the ball over just like Kagome had, and they both leaned down slightly to look at the triangle. - Don't count on it.

Burning gold instantly locked on her and Kagome quickly held up her hands. "H-hey! It's not saying it's impossible! M-maybe try again?" She suggests weakly.

Lips thin, he turns back to the orb and utters out the same question, while Kagome feels something tug on her light sweater. She glances down at Shippo, who smiles at her. "That game looks cool, can I play next?"

Kagome winces. She had intended to give the ball to Shippo originally, but the proud Demon Lord had annoyed her so much she'd ended up using it. "Y-yeah, of course you can, Shippo. Just wait your turn and I'm sure Sesshoumaru will-"

A hissing noise caught her attention. The stench of something burning and acidic offended her nose. Kagome placed her hand over her nose and mouth, "what the heck- Sesshoumaru!"

The Daiyoukai glanced up at her, hand slightly lifted from his side, mercilessly pouring poison from his claws onto the Magic 8 Ball on the ground.

Kagome gave a sigh, patting Shippo's head. "I'll get you a new one," she mumbles, ushering the boy at her side away from the fumes.

A little while later, after the ball was nothing but a crumpled, melted heap of black goo on the forest floor, Sesshoumaru deigned to grace them with his attention again.

"As previously mentioned. It is unnecessary for you to be taking on the traditions of my kind," he mutters, waving a hand in the direction of the aimlessly flying Ah-Un.

Kagome shrugged. "I needed something to distract me while you were away."

Golden eyes warm, and he seemed to forgive her for the foul fortune-telling orb. "Hn...this one is here now," his voice is deep and smooth.

"I know," she drew up onto her tiptoes and pecked him on the lips, winking with a saccharine smile. "I won't be long."

Sesshoumaru hums, cooled claws brushing her hand lightly, thumb trailing over her red and slightly sore knuckles. He seemed to pause, but Kagome was more distracted by his hand. The Higurashi seal was still there, after several weeks. Curiously her stamper had gone missing. He's not been...re-applying that, has he?

Sesshoumaru slowly glances over at Shippo. The kit had been waiting patiently the entire time, albeit with his back awkwardly turned, scuffing his small paw on the ground.

Shippo starts and looks up when a shadow falls over him, Sesshoumaru's gaze fixed on the boy.

"Come, kit."

Shippo blinks in surprise, watching the Daiyoukai pad away without a backwards look. Shippo glances at Kagome, who shoots him a thumbs up, smiling encouragingly. With a spring in his step, he hurries after the flow of white hair, causing Kagome to lightly giggle. Adorable.

Though to her surprise, when she heard Jaken racing over to him with a greeting- Sesshoumaru kicked the imp, sending him soaring over the tree tops like a screeching football. Shippo seemed to ask him why he'd just abused his retainer. Sesshoumaru gave the taciturn answer of; "he knows why."

Turning back to the matter at hand slightly confused, Kagome looked up at the dragon lazing in the sky. At least the break had given her room to think, and she'd never catch Ah-Un using conventional means. She turned on her heel, getting to work under the shadows of the trees.

Ah-Un eventually tired of flying, giving a lethargic yawn. In truth, the dragon had gotten used to simply being a 'beast of burden' so was unused to such long stretches of activity. Un made a noise as he caught sight of something. Flying down towards a flat, sunbathed rock near a stream, two pairs of eyes locked on the Lettuce leaves that had been scattered atop it. The dragon settled down, ears pricked as the two heads tore into the leaves, happily munching away. It's not as if the miko could be easily forgotten, but she'd been gone for awhile, and Ah-Un felt tired. Perhaps resting for a moment would be...

The sound of something scuffing on the ground- like a shoe, had Ah raising his head. Kagome grinned, standing on the opposite side of the river, soaked to the bone to throw off her scent. The beast's yellow eye's widened as she aimed her arrow- not at them, but at a rope strung tight into the ground. Kagome fired, and the arrow cut through the rope, causing a previously concealed net to shoot down from the branches.

Ah-Un made a startled noise as the net landed atop them, and quickly thrashed and wriggled. Kagome dashed through the stream, leaping onto the dragon's back and scrambling to reach for it's mane.

"Hold still!" Kagome laughed, feeling her body jolt as the dragon bucked.

Just as she grabbed hold of the hair-like mane under the net, the dragon jumped up into the air, rolling. Kagome gasped and locked her legs around it's hide, tightening her grip as she felt herself nearly be thrown.

"I claim you in- gah!" Her chin smacked into dull green scales as Ah-Un thrashed down with a roar, landing on the ground. Tangling it's legs in the net, it's tail swung from side to side, trying to shake free.

"I claim you in the name of-" Kagome gave a sharp cry of pain as the dragon rolled heavily onto one side, trapping her leg beneath it's hide and crushing it into the ground. Gritting her teeth as tears pricked her eyes, Kagome's fingers made a fist in the mane, and she tugged, voice finding it's strength.

"I claim you in the name of house Higurashi!"

Ah-Un stilled, the two heads perking up. Kagome breathed out, "...sit up, easy now."

The dragon did as asked, straightening from it's position on it's side to lay in a more dignified manner. Kagome felt her ankle pulse, but she ignored it in favour of wrestling with the net, finally lifting it off over their heads. She tossed it aside and winced as she panted, reaching down to touch her foot- quickly retracting her hand.

Ah-Un gave a low croon, Un turning it's long neck to glance at her, as though sensing her pain. Kagome gave a weak smile, breathing out, "I-I'm okay. Don't worry about me. But uh...I should probably go home before Sesshoumaru finds out about this." She thought back to the two men who had nearly wounded her, and hoped that Sesshoumaru would see reason enough not to skin the dragon. Still, she really didn't want to worry anyone, and her time felt like the best place to be for injuries if she could help it. Pulling her sock down slightly, Kagome's lips thinned at the sight that awaited her. Black bruises circed around her ankle.

At her soft request, the dragon flew into the air, though it's movements were careful not to jostle her. Kagome smiled slightly, patting it's side. "Now I can see how you take such good care of Rin," she mutters, trying to distract herself from the pain.

Ah-Un gave another noise, and she directed it towards the Bone Eaters Well, breathing out in relief when it came into view beneath them.

Something faint teased at the edge of her awareness, like a breeze to an incoming storm. Sesshoumaru's signature youki reached out from where Edo lay, no doubt searching for her pulse of reiki. Kagome bit her lip, hard. If she reached out, he'd sense her pain in the tangled web of their energy, and would probably come looking for her.

"Hurry, Ah-Un," she bid, gripping the dragon's mane as it soared down from the sky towards the well.

The youki spread wider behind her, hot on her heels. She felt his breath on her neck. 'Why aren't you answering me?'

Kagome quickly lifted her uninjured leg, swinging it over so that she rode 'side saddle.' When the well was in position below her, she glanced at Ah-Un. "I'll be back, please tell Sesshoumaru not to worry. Just say it's an emergency."

With shift, she pushed off the dragon and plunged from the sky, her hair whipping up above her as she fell towards the well's opening. As the breeze sped past her, Kagome sensed what felt like long, clawed fingernails strain to reach her black locks. The strands slid through his fingers, and Kagome disappeared within the depths of the well with a burst of magic.

When she smelt the familiar fumes of the city, and collapsed into a heap at the bottom of the well, Kagome let out a long, agonised cry that she'd been holding in. Her ankle flared up, and Kagome grasped the rungs of the ladder, hauling herself up. Whatever it was, she needed a Doctor.

And pain killers. Lots of them.

#sesskag #Sesskag fanfiction #inuyasha fanfiction #kagome higurashi #sesshomaru #sesshoumaru x kagome

[notyouratlas-blog]

— have you seen atlas xhaferi, the astronomy student around oxford yet ? i hear they can be rambunctious and carefree, but those who know them insist they’re reminded of neon lights reflected on a rainy road, eccentric clothes, chipped black nail polish, paint strewn on combat boots, and blurry polaroids when they’re around. rumour has it that she’s impersonating her missing twin to attend oxford. is it true ? only time will tell…

hey hi i’m also lacey (finger guns the other lacey in this group) but u can call me lace or mr. steal yo girl cos i will respond 2 both

slaps down this horribly written intro while i am? wildly hungover so pray 4 me plz

background shit

atlas and artemis were twins of an albanian father and a greek mother.

contrary to their names, atlas became the louder, bitchier and social twin while artemis stuck to what she knew best — laying low and keeping to herself.

artemis admired atlas because looking at her was like looking in a mirror — no, better — it was reflecting on someone she could’ve been or one day could be. more talented. more popular. just… more. (probably gna write some cool diary entries on this oOOoo)

while she’s covering for atlas one night (while she snuck off on a trip with some people she met at a bar), therefore pretending to be her, she experiences more things in one night than she had in her entire life.

with the help of eden, her new (and literal) partner in crime, she now attends oxford university under her sibling’s identity. it’s not quite yet defined what exactly happened, but still working out the kinks so bear with me folks !

on to the good stuff

she will

get into bar fights

pull pranks on the other students

probably whisk you away on an adventure or two if you let her

pick on you. a lot

always be down to drink and party

kind of reckless? doesn’t respond to authority well two times out of three, i guess it depends who she’s speaking to

tends to be stubborn and childish if she doesn’t get her way. HATES being restricted more than anything

probably be all over bad ideas if you have any

usually means well bt..

charlie from it’s always sunny vc: WILDCARD BITCHES !

long story short if you watch a lot of tv think the personality child of nick miller and chloe from don’t trust the b

so yeah that’s about it

i think

beep boop

i clearly don’t know what i’m doing

some random hcs to get a better feel of her character:

she’d totally chew on her burger obnoxiously or sip an emptied drink to make that annoying sound while looking you dead in the eye to piss you off

like that

so therefore maybe not the most graceful presence either

she loves to paint. like LOVES to paint. she thinks she’s really good at it too, but she’s actually not. you can totally take this and run with it

the same applies to cooking. if she bakes you a cake it’s in your best interest to decline the gesture because she probably tossed soy sauce and more mystery ingredients somewhere in there to add an extra “zing”

the one thing she’s actually good at/serious about is playing the bass. she named him sid and she loves sid more than she loves anything else. she’s still picking up on little tricks and techniques in her free time, but she’s a damn good bassist.

she totally has a weird obsession with fire. like she watched that part in the breakfast club where he lights his boot on fire and does it too now ‘cause it just looks cool. john bender? her god

as previously mentioned, she always means well but probably just stirs up more trouble or goes about touchy/sensitive issues the wrong way

some wanted connections brewin about (i’ll totally make a stats and wcs page later bt yaaa)

someone she gets high with, someone she drinks with. parties with. you know the works

someone she unwillingly drags with on adventures — like she knows they don’t want any part of it and they probably complain the whole time too but they stick around anyway

her rock? someone who keeps her out of trouble (more so than she already gets herself into ig jkdlsfd) and is like. a good influence in some way

ppl she hates/ticks off

nd the optional addition of someone she has slept with or has sexual tension with?? bow chicka wowWOW

oh oh pretty please give me someone who’s like. over her shit and just picks her up and drags her out of bar fights because she will be getting into pLenty

maybe some plots regarding her twin?

someone who knew her twin, or even dated her twin, maybe. preferably from like high school, or something. still kinda flexible about where she comes from, so maybe we can work out back stories and shit

someone who was close to either one of them that can tell something’s off with atlas

or even BETTER

someone who had a thing with/dated Artie (Artemis) before the whole switcharoo and maybe even fooled around with the other twin during this time? could call for some SERIOUS dramz once she finds out as Atlas now

wow lace stop bein extra

cOOL SO

feel free to click that ❤ or shoot me a message on discord @ mr. steal yo girl#2180 if you’d like to plot!!

#riot.intro #alcohol tw #drugs tw #i..probably missed a few #cringes as i hit post

[deitiesofduat]

Nephthys and Isis for the boop game plz

((I completed Nephthys over here so let’s try her sister…))

If someone approached Isis to boop her, she would reach to catch their wrist just as they touched her nose. Her eyes would widen slightly, before refocusing her sharp gaze on the person before her.

“What do you think you’re doing?” she’d say, with a cold tone in her voice, as she finally moved their hand away and released their wrist. “I didn’t give you permission to touch me. What makes you think that’s acceptable? Just what were you trying to accomplish by doing th—”

Before the person knew it, they would be getting a thorough lecture from the deity queen regarding their disrespectful behavior with a goddess, the danger of attempting the same with other gods, and the importance of gaining a deity’s consent. Isis would, of course, realize that they meant no harm with the gesture, and she would have normally found it endearing were it from someone she was close to. But not from a strange mortal who seemed to lack restraint or respect for her title.

“…You would do well to heed this lesson,” she would warn as she finally concludes the lecture, giving the person a curt nod before striding past them. “Do not expect me or any other god to be as forgiving with you again…”

#// Gomen for the Isis lecture I just doubt my characterization of her would appreciate it from a stranger is all #// Also she's a literal queen and she's likely being more lenient than she needs to be #// Also gonna pause it here and complete any last boops tomorrow; tired from the trip back form visiting family sdjfkds #Isis #DEITIES asks #askbox game #askbox theme

[kingofgayandsalt]

Boop my url

Meme { Accepting

ROLEPLAYING/WRITING

My favorite muse(s) of theirs and why:  Shinya

My favorite interaction/thread of theirs:  Tbh I don’t actually read threads so, idk but like on point writing

My thoughts on their unique characterization/intepretation of their muse(s): I AM IN LOVE, SUCH A MUSE PLZ GIVE ME MORE

My thoughts on their writing style as a whole:  Bob would be proud

Situation(s)/Plot(s) I’d love to see their muse(s) in: Anything with toast

Someone else I love seeing them interact with: anyone 

Anything else I want to say about their roleplaying:  Plz come into my ask box, Yuu needs to interact with his dad more

IF WE KNOW EACH OTHER

What I Think Are Their Best Qualities: I don’t know Rin that well, but her love for cats is such

What I Think Are Their Strengths: I don’t talk to Rin much so probably their knowledge of the bobs.

A Memorable OOC Interaction Of Ours: Bobs

Why Others Should RP With Them:  Because like a meme but also serious

How Others Should Approach Them:  Cats just talk to them about cats 

Anything else I want to say about them: 10/10

IF WE HAVE/PLAN TO INTERACT TOGETHER

A plot I’d like to write with them:  Ohhhh god idkA muse I want to introduce to them: ahhhhh idkA ship/broship I’d like to propose to them: idk ahhhhhhh,  I am so bad at thisA thread with them I’m excited about: We don’t have one.                                                Anything else you want to say:  bob McBob

#snipec #ooc meme;; #out of chicken nuggets

[shingia]

hi alma 💖 hope your day is/was good!!

i love your blog and as i saw your requests are open could i have some headcanons or short fics (whatever format you think fits best) for oikawa, akaashi, atsumu and sakusa with an airheaded/teasy s/o? like someone who would come up randomly to them and just poke them/kiss their forehead and stuff like that.

tysm!! please feel free not to do my request if you don't like it! love u 💖💖🤍

✗ AIRHEADED, TEASY S/O HCS

hi !! my day was rly good, i hope yours was too <33 here are hcs for your request (that i loved btw) and thank you for your kind words, i really appreciate it ! love u too ! 💗

-> oikawa, akaashi, atsumu, sakusa

— OIKAWA

• ohh oikawa is a sucker for these kind of displays of affection, especially if they’re random

• he’s definitely not afraid of pda so please feel free to kiss him without any warning, it’ll make him kinda proud actually

• he has no problem with brushing off his team’s snarky comments, because he honestly couldn’t care less about them when you’re here being so entertaining (because yes, you genuinely entertain him)

• so yeah it’s all fun and games for the two of you, except for that one time…

• after his practice, you went behind his back to poke both his cheeks, without knowing that his mouth was full of water

• obviously he spat it all out, and that would have been perfectly fine. if only iwaizumi hadn’t been standing in front of him

• let’s just say that the two of you had never run so fast

• like i said, oikawa loves all your silly affectionate gestures but if he had to choose a favorite, it’d be the super short but super tight hugs you always give him when his back is turned on you

• every once in a while, he manages to grab hold of your arms before you can pull away, and makes you stay glued to him for as long as he wants

• « don’t start what you can’t finish, darling »

— AKAASHI

• akaashi is definitely surprised at first, and he’s a bit startled every time you tease him like that, mainly because you often do it out of the blue

• but after a few weeks, he starts to develop a big sense of satisfaction whenever he receives one of your random kisses, pokes or even little tickles

• because he loves to know that you’re comfortable enough around him to do that

• although this doesn’t mean he does not raise his eyebrows every time you sneak up on him for a hug, but it’s always followed by a blushy smile, that’s for sure

• « where are you getting at ? » he asks, cheeks tinged red. his flustered tone brings a smirk to your lips, that immediately end up on his. « i don’t know, you tell me, keiji »

• he might not answer these when he’s in public but trust me when i tell you this man can and will give you a taste of your own medicine at some point

• also, it is physically impossible to resist the urge of kissing his chubby cheeks when he eats. overall it’s really hard to resist his cheeks

• his favorite thing ever is when you kiss and squeeze them at the same time

• a close second is when he’s sitting down and you come to rest your chin on top of his head, bonus point if you have your hands on his cheeks (again those damned cheeks)

• he doesn’t even care if you do it in front of the whole team, he just lets you do your thing and quietly appreciates it

— ATSUMU

• in all honesty, atsumu probably giggles like a three years old whenever you’re randomly poking/kissing him

• it’s either that or he gives you overly confident winks

• at first he thought these gestures were your way to ask for cuddles (which was not entirely wrong), but when he found out that you also just liked to tease him for the sake of fun, he was astounded

• you obviously know he’s super competitive by nature, so expect him to keep score : poke his sides once and he’ll give it back to you tenfold

• it’s pretty rare that your random bursts of affection stop once you’ve done what you wanted to do. because he always follow up with something else, and so do you… before you know it, you’re either making out or bickering, no in between

• his favorite thing is probably when you give him a peck on the corner of his lips purposely - as cliché as it sounds, it definitely gives him butterflies. and that’s probably why he likes it so much

• since atsumu’s pretty comfortable with pda, feel free to randomly grab his hand and put it on top of your head, he’ll know that you expect him to play with your hair

• also : smack ! his ! butt ! in ! public (plz)

• just don’t be afraid of getting yours smacked in return

— SAKUSA

• ok now you gotta be careful with that one, because it can backfire really quickly

• sakusa probably has very sharp reflexes when it comes to predicting your actions. it’s like he can feel your aura moving around him or something

• one time you tried to boop his nose but he grabbed your wrist before you could even extend your arm

• « hands are washed ? » he asked, suspiciously glaring at you. « of course they are » you answered with an excited smile as he let go of his grip

• sakusa kiyoomi’s nose was booped multiple times that day.

• he rolled his eyes a lot but got genuinely concerned when you started doing it less frequently

• tbh he didn’t realize how much he liked you being an affectionate dork before that

• he’s not really prompt to answer your gestures most of the time, but he appreciates all of them. all of them

• even that time you almost gave him a heart attack when you ran to him for a back hug after one of his matches (his elbow was this close to hitting your nose)

• his guilty pleasure is definitely forehead kisses, but he refuses to admit it - although it’s pretty obvious considering that he can’t help but chuckle everytime

• only problem is that he can only get them when he’s sitting or laying down :/

@toworuu @catwithangerissues

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[rachi-roo]

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#5

YOU HAVE RO SHARE YOUR ASAHI HEADCANNONS WITH THE WORLD THEY GOT ME F’D UP

Ashfudjdnfksksnfia Queen PLZ! >////w////< As you wish!

Haikyuu: Asahi tickle Headcanons!

Asahi, the gentle giant from Karasunos volleyball team. How can someone so big be so soft? Here are a few examples of just how soft this big ball of mochi can be~

Lee:

Asahi is a Lee. 99% Lee. He just loves the physical contact, reminding him of the strong bond he and his friends have.

Honestly, when it comes to tickles this man is like a big ol' puppy who wants belly rubs, though he's far to shy to actually ask for them. So his friends make sure to ask him at least every other day if he wants some tickle time. His burning red cheeks are all the answer they need.

As Ducky here informed me, Asahis most sensetive areas are his tummy and sides.

Most of the time, he will try and be still for his ler, that's the best way to get the best tickles.

Raspberries are his favourite. The way he twitches and giggles in anticipation is just pure, untainted gold~

He always has to have something to hug, since he can't stand seeing what's going on. Make sure to give him a hoodie, bag, a big plushie, anything that he can squeeze the life out of whilst you give him what he deserves.

He doesn't mind rough or soft tickles. Anything that gives him that sensation will do.

He won't talk much during his wrecking, his face buried to deep in whatever he's hugging. However, if you did want to hear his laughter better, you'd have to get someone to pin his arms up. Tag-team that big boi.

When attacking these areas his laughter is big and hearty. A little snort here and there too~

Another spot he's sensetive is his ears. If you're not a giant then you'll have to wait until he's sat down or make sure you can jump high enough to sneak a little puff of air into his ear.

Ear tickles make him squeak, yes squeak. He will scronch his neck and shoulders up like a little turtle hiding from a predator.

A great way to tickle this spot is whilst he's napping. Just a little whisp of air or even a feather if you have one on you. His sleepy giggles are too pure for this world and those who've heard them are blessed and should feel honoured.

This man is so easily flustered. Just a nose boop is enough to have him giggling and blushing.

Lots of head shaking, lots of leg flailing but other than that, he's a very well behaved Lee. 100/10 highly recommend~ 🧡

Ler:

Although Asahi is a Lee, that doesn't mean he won't give his friends an affectionate tickle or two.

Big hands. Big huuuuuge hands. And what they do? They tickle. Really, really... Gently. Yes, despite his huge hands he's incredibly gentle.

Too gentle. It's cruel how nice he is whilst he's being the ler. He doesn't even realise he's teasing you when he talks.

'Having fun?'

'Haha, that smile is precious.'

'Well that was an interesting sound.'

Of course it depends on who he's tickling and why. If it's Noya because he's being a little shit his choice of words are more along the lines of-

'Done being an ass now, gremlin?'

'You need to learn your lesson.'

But even then, he's still so gentle. Probably because he's worried he'll hurt those small people.

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52 notes • Posted 2021-07-11 12:20:32 GMT

#4

No need to thank me ❤️👌

62 notes • Posted 2021-07-28 21:32:52 GMT

#3

So, Heisenberg.

I've never understood the whole 'daddy' thing... Until today. Um. Yeah.

75 notes • Posted 2021-06-30 20:33:55 GMT

#2

Issac Foster tickle hcs!

This been on my miiiiiind 🤭 Baby boi ❤️

Warning, rough tickles/handling

Zacky boy doesn't even know what tickling is when you first meet him but after some time you finally manage to pluck up the courage to ask if he is, without fear of being stabbed.

"The fuck is that? Some kind of mental problem'?"

"That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. Of course I'm not."

Once you explain, you swear you can see the red glow of blush through his bandages.

Over time Zack learns that tickling can be used to get what he wants, or to make you suffer without having to brutally murder you! :D

Ler:

As a ler, Zack is a force to be reckoned with. Evil. If you're not comfortable with rough tickles, you do not want him to catch you.

He will give you a time limit to run, counting loudly with that dirty grin on his face. Usually three seconds, you know how he likes the chase.

Once he's had his fun chasing, he will pin you any way possible. His favourite method is sitting on your waist with your arms pinned under his thighs.

He will tell you not to smile, threatening to 'kill you' if you do. By kill he means wreck you harder.

His tickles are rough and rude. He wants to break you, make you beg and maybe even tear up if he's feeling especially cruel. Sadistic little shit.

He's full of teases too~

"Tickle, tickle, ya' little fucker. Should have run faster!"

"If you weren't such a crap victim we wouldn't even be in this situation!"

"Uh oooh, now you've gone and done it, shit head. Time to die~"

Que him mercilessly attacking your worst spot until you almost wet yourself.

After he's finished tickling you to near death, he will probably tussle your hair and watch you try to regain your composure. He isn't one to flee after a wrecking because he knows you wouldn't dare attack him.

He does know when to stop though, he knows you and what the signs are. He may be an asshole, but he'll always at least ask if you're okay. If he doesn't think you are, then he'll help you up and fetch you a snack or even wrap an arm around you comfortingly.

Lee:

Yes, believe it or not, this multi-murder-maniac has a Lee side. And when it surfaces, it's quite entertaining.

If Zack is in one of his rare, yet very intense, Lee moods, he will do everything in his power to get you to notice without actually saying anything. He's gotta keep up that scary guy aesthetic.

When in this mood, Zack will walk around with his arms over his head, put his feet in your lap, maybe pretend his checking his bandages by leaving his hoodie unzipped.

Lots of huffing and sighing too. Very grumpy. Not-so subtly staring at you out of the corner of his eye to see if you've noticed then quickly gazing around the room if you look at him.

If you haven't noticed soon enough, he'll probably walk away without a word, hiding in his room like a grumpy kid.

If, however, you do catch on, you're in for a treat.

One rule Zack has, no tools. Only fingers and mouths. Something about using tools just makes him very uncomfortable.

His most sensetive spots are his neck, ribs and inner thighs. Any of them make him melt.

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95 notes • Posted 2021-06-23 19:08:32 GMT

#1

For the crime of stealing the hearts of millions, including ny own, Rody Soul is sentenced to the tickle chair until our hearts are returned.

This might take a while. Tragic. UwU 👐

I'm so proud of how this one turned out! I'm using less and less references for body structure and almost on track to finding my style! ☺️💕❤️

109 notes • Posted 2021-11-07 04:16:10 GMT

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[perstephonebartusisyphus]

I haven’t been writing. I’ve been giving up on it, even as a private joy. Beneath a veneer, I am a very angry person. The program has always been, wait until the feelings foment, wait until the consciousness connects and the inspiration ignites and there’s something useful to share. What an imposing sense of judgement, that all preceeding must lie in wait until it’s worthy.

Maybe I could challenge myself to speak candidly for its own sake. Some turn of a cosmic wheel, and many deep seated issues are surfacing, bubbling up, demanding confrontation and acknowlegement, and ill equipment and old programming to “handle"the confrontation. Observation of such, passivity, onlooking, formulating, and old pattern programming gaining more language to integrate unto its own in the pattern. Courage and fear. Still a complete disconnect there.

Because it’s not all cake, it’s half bake, it’s the confrontation with the willfully repressed balling up, getting bigger, baking with other things, a tidal wave, a "this is nature”, a this is the universe saying as much to its self expression… this is opportunity for growth, for break through, for actualization.

I’ve been experiencing flashes and manifestations of what I’ve internalized yet not confronted, the sensitivity to words, to vibrations, to potential realities when they don’t dissipate because they sink inside and find somewhere to dwell in coolness, in cloak. And magnify, and come out again sharp, strong tongued, cruel, destructive. Destructive as repressed force that needs to break the walls down to come to clarity. To acknowlegement, to stepping up and realizing the extent of transgression, the lie to self, the externalization of those lies, how it contorts the perception. Another turn of the wheel. Its intensity magnifies, potential for integration magnifies, challenge accepted/unaccepted. If accepted welcome to the next cycle. If unaccepted-see you later once the same things happen in a different way. No level “up”. Like binary. Like no spectrum, like no blending, like one or the other. Odd programming. Still there, still deep. Difficult to work with, blend both at the same time. Accept and unaccept. Accept what can be dealt with in this moment, different from accept fully without foreknowlege of capacity to do so. Assumption. Assumption of capacity. Programming setting boundary condition, not boundary condition challenging knowing capcity. Tricky. Tricky tricky. Beep beep boop boop , tendrils reaching, speaking to soul via mind. Both realizing the spaces between the understanding. Yo soul, what am i missing? Yo mind, i see where youre at, but dont quite align. Base on lack, not being full, instead of recognizing fullness and moving from there. Repattern plz. Whatever way. See where it goes.

Sitting in silence, self made silence, considered as imposed silence cause coursge and fear disconnect. Sitting and hearing and feeling all of the vibrations, spiraling out finding the dwelling, activating certain core programs. Shame, silence. Anger, silence. Experiment with speaking up. Experience the response. Usually aggressive, or patronizing. Like someone telling you that upon meeting someone and being excited about the person, tells you that alls you care about is dude and will always choose dude over anything. Like someone telling you that upokn meeting person snd being excited about the person, tries to bring up the last time they were intimate with you.

The realization… oh, these folks are not excited that im excited. That feels weird. Question everything. What attraction to self deprecation have i invited and inspire and see reflected and vice versa. Trying to take someone seriously when they say, after verbally getting in my ear for hours about how i operate from ego, that they just want me to be happy.

These reflections, these lessons, these experiences of energies in the universe communicating.

Sitting for two weeks in silence and upon speaking, being met with silence. Excommunication. Pariah. Non-peer. How long has that program been running? How long has it been running so that i seek its evidence of its existence, evidence that yes, stay quiet. I see my own place in it, and also see the other ways it is impersonally directed. Monstrous sorrow, heaving, bigger than a full balloon. Gah, sporits how to touch. Go beyond the vessel, feel the script of universe in action, translate. Translate. Spiritual polyglot trapped in language, give to the mind. All that comes along with directed electrons and quantum reactions. Firing neurons, pathways traversed over and over again. Take the road less traveled in the mind. The road less traveled. So many roads, infinite roads, yet the tread lines in the cortex become so familiar, not comforting, but definitely reality of course.

Meditate on electrons, on neurons, on imagining the processes to glitch, mutate, discover a way previously unfamiliar. Wow! Thats types of connection. Wow that’s like writing. Extend possibility, extend uncertainty, extend experimentation both with and without hypothesis, with and without direction, alive or dead cats. What a cruel formulation for quantum physics. Binary wave form. Alive or dead? But unopened both? Pretty cool, but once opened, collapsed into manifestation. What if before opening the box, theres the thought or imagination of all that happened to keep the poison from making it anywhere near a box that may be poisoning the cat. What waveform is activated with that picture.