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wheatnoodle · 10 months

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i love you, evangeline

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“so,” dustin says around a mouthful of french toast that has him spewing crumbs everywhere, “can i ask about…y’know…you becoming…you?”

“yeah, sure. ask away. we didn’t do secrets before this,” evie freezes briefly as she grabs a napkin to give him. her face cringes slightly. “sorry about that, by the way.”

dustin flaps the napkin to wave her worry off. “dude, you could literally get killed if you tell the wrong person.”

“way to remind us,” robin rolls her eyes over her coffee mug.

“anyways!” evie cuts in with a clap of her hands. “your questions?”

“oh! right. i wrote them down,” dustin says and pulls out his phone to open his notes.

“he wrote them down,” robin repeats sarcastically under her breath, earning a snort from evie and a glare from dustin that has her raising her hands in surrender.

dustin takes a sip of his orange juice and clears his throat. “okay. did you know before you left hawkins? how did you figure it out?”

“yeah, i knew before i left. i think right around when the whole…vecna thing happened was when i really understood what was up,” evie nods thoughtfully, “like, i always felt…different? or just lost, i guess. and then with starting to find words to put to my feelings, like transgender and dysphoria, it started to feel like maybe i wasn’t so weird. robin and i went shopping and tried on like skirts and stuff and that was wild. and then i started thinking about all the girls i had dated and what that meant, and honestly, i think i wanted to be them rather than be with them.”

“so if you didn’t want to be with them, are you gay? or…i guess straight? like you like dudes?” dustin asks, his brows drawn as he listens.

“y’know, i haven’t really thought too much about it but…yeah,” she shrugs. “i guess i’d say i’m straight since i like men.”

“cool,” he nods with a smile. “damn, so even as a girl, you and robin still won’t date.”

“oh dude, i was struggling helping her out with everything after her boob job. i swear, i was no better than a man,” robin says across the table.

“she wore an ace bandage as a blind fold,” evie laughs, tossing her head back. dustin giggles as he watches robin pick up the newspaper to smack evie with, her cheeks bright red.

“is it only robin and now me who knows?” he continues along with his questioning.

“you two and my dad’s secretary since he didn’t feel like answering the phone. she congratulated me, by the way,” evie smirks at the end. just picturing her dad’s face if he were to hear the news. the rage, the steam coming from his ears. screams that could be heard blocks away as he throws another lamp. and his loyal secretary of 8 years has already congratulated his daughter and told her how happy she is for her. robin high fives her every time she gets to mention it.

“damn! i cant imagine how much that took for you to cal him. nice work,” dustin smiles proudly. “would you ever want to tell more people from hawkins?”

she’s silent for a minute. it’s something she didn’t think she’d ever consider doing. and yet, she can’t outright say no.

“i think so. someday. i hope.”

“i could…ease them into the idea so it’s less of a shock? just like…gauge where everyone’s head is at in regards to transgender individuals, give you two updates, see where to go from there?” dustin suggests with a shrug. robin’s brows raise under bangs. now that’s an idea she hasn’t had yet.

“that sounds…good,” evie nods confidently after a second, a new smile blooming on her face. robin cheers from her seat and throws her arms in the air. “just be subtle! don’t walk in all ‘hey guys, how do you feel about hypermasculine jocks from small towns turning into women who wanna be barbie?’.”

“oh no, you stole my plan word for word,” dustin rolls his eyes. “no shit i’ll be subtle. it’s a shame a side effect of estrogen isn’t intelligence.”

“don’t forget i’m hosting you,” evie warns with a pointed finger.

“yes, mom,” he sighs heavily, “okay, you can stop me if this is too far. you said you got your boobs done, did you get…like…the surgery? like the surgery?”

“not too far, honestly. yeah, i got it about…a year ago, actually! ahh happy birthday to me!” evie claps excitedly.

“does it work?”

“DUSTIN!”

“i just don’t get why he hasn’t said anything. he said he would update us what she’s like, i mean c’mon, he’s the first one invited over! the first one allowed over! he promised to text when he got there, what if something happened? did everyone die? him and robin are silent! nobody answers their texts!”

“eddie! will you please just stop? dustin is fine and i am sure he isn’t wooing your fairy princess, love of your life, big stupid crush, ms evangeline,” gareth groans. he’s laying upside down on the couch in his and eddie’s apartment, curls dangling to the ground. it’s been forever of listening to eddie gush about robin’s roommate and now it’s just even worse with dustin staying with them. the least eddie could do is stop pacing in front of him, he’s making him motion sick watching his legs go back and forth.

finally, eddie flips down next to him with a heavy sigh. he takes a long swig of his beer, effectively draining half of it down his throat, before just staring at the ceiling.

“i’m sorry, i’m sorry. you’re right. everything’s fine. plus, it’d be pretty fucked of him to go flirt with her when i called dibs.”

“you can’t dibs a woman-“

“yeah, yeah, shut up.” eddie lightly kicks at gareth’s shoulder. he sighs again, his finger fiddling with the wrapper on his beer bottle. “…do you think he’s mentioned me?”

“that’s it, i need a knife.”

~🌷🌻~

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truetealtears · 7 months

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Another thing that I realised about why the how to train your dragon finale doesn’t make sense, and this one really annoys me; is that apparently, Toothless is such a main character specialist little boy ever that when he becomes a simp and goes underground with his flock, all of the dragons in existence everywhere just follow him???

Which I mean, no??? Ignoring the fact that he just automatically becomes the alpha of the underworld (which is total bs in its own right), him deciding to stay there somehow sent a broadcast to all dragons to come join him? Did he @ everyone in the dragon discord or what?

Also for a character so smart how did Hiccup think that sending all of Berk’s dragons away would get rid of all dragons. And since it apparently did, how did he think that would be a good idea? They’re a well established and key part of the ecosystem (nvm his society but that’s different), do you know what happens when you remove, not just a species, but an entire fucking Order of animals from the environment??? I’ll give you a hint: it’s bad, really bad.

There must be other colonies around the world, with other alphas. Like that’s literally the plot of the previous two films; we had the red death as a sort of queen bee, and then the big guy as the ‘king’ but called the alpha cuz the 2nd film was where they coined the term and made it into a whole thing. These colonies are scattered all over the place but somehow the Berk colony (not even the only group of domesticated dragons, as the 3rd film likes to show, but not tell, us. What happened to those societies?) packing up and leaving made them all decide to leave too (again how tf would they even know, pheromones and broadcast calls and what ever else don’t travel across the entire planet).

So even if that did happen, you’re telling me Toothless just walks in with his little prosthetic tail (which will eventually decay, causing his death because he is a disabled dragon that would not survive without it) and new gf (my issues with the light fury are worthy of their own post someday), comes face to face with the other colonies alphas, (aka the equivalents of other red deaths, big dudes, etc) and just wins??? A red death alone would, and nearly did, eat him alive. He survived that fight (chase sequence honestly) due to Hiccup’s brains, allowing them to exploit the previously established (but then never mentioned again) weaknesses of dragons. Not Toothless’ strength and certainly not his brains, because he is a dragon, but then ofc the third film had to make him disturbingly smart.

Like that’s not a dragon anymore that’s a guy in a fursuit. He becomes far too humanised over the course of the series. Take the first film; where he was a surprisingly clever animal, but still an animal, and compare that to the 3rd. Like the jokes in the first are that he’s a big goofy animal trying to imitate Hiccup/ communicate with him in his own dragon way, in the third he’s literally acting and emoting like a human (which he shouldn’t be full stop). There’s a difference between an intelligent animal picking up on some of the behaviours they see constantly (spending all those years with Hiccup) and him straight up acquiring a human brain. That scene w the bird dancing can be funny but why tf is Hiccup gesturing and communicating with him in a way that would only work with a person. Try that shit with the original toothless, or literally any other dragon, and see how that goes.

In fact, put toothless (and the light fury) next to any of the other main dragons in the 3rd film and watch the difference in behaviour. The 2nd film started to push it with him and cloud jumper, but it was still somewhat at a level where it was believable that some dragon species were smarter like that, eg the intelligence of corvids vs other birds. The best example of being well trained and in tune w their human without becoming an almost uncanny valley human/dragon abomination is stormfly (cloud jumper is close but like I said they’re pushing it)

Honestly even at the end of the second film they were starting to main character-ify toothless; that scene could’ve still played out the same without making him glow, it annoyed me then and it just got worse in the third. Night-furies went from a unique but still plausible species (as in still an animal) in the context of this world to almost mythical beings who keep coming up w new bs powers.

The way the conflict was resolved in the first film was plausible and believable for the creatures they just spent the entire run time analysing (fire proof on the outside, not so much inside. Plus all the other stuff the kids were doing. Ik it might have felt a bit cliche and childish like ‘look we’re all using the tactics we told you about earlier!’ But that’s literally why they were taught them, to fight dragons). The second wasn’t totally far off, it explored dragon social dynamics and explained the concept of alphas and how they work (also clearly intending for you to look back and realise the red death was the alpha, they even play basically the same buzzing noise for when they’re under control) but then they made him glow at the end. It would’ve been so easy and plausible to say something like ‘oh most of these guys were part of the red death colony, which they watched toothless kill so they already accept him as their alpha’ but instead he had to have a mc power up moment. The third just went ‘fuck it he’s an anime character now’. Like think about it, basically none of the tactics and things we were told/shown were facts about dragons in the first, come up in the later movies. Like yeah ‘they don’t need to explain all that to us again’ but there’s a difference between that and just completely erasing it from the world building.

Night-furies are the equivalent of like some deep sea species we didn’t know much about back in the day because they were only seen when they came up to the surface on rare occasions, then we got a hold of one and everything checked out when compared to related species but unlike them it’s capable of bioluminescence which is like ‘oh cool, interesting.’ But then a couple years later it turns out if you stress it out it can somehow become a superconductor for some fucking reason. A couple more years later and it seems it’s capable of fucking teleportation. Can you see what I’m getting at here?

Ik the films were always going to end with the dragons leaving. Like in both book and film the first line is: ‘ONCE, there WERE dragons…’ I just hate how it ended up being done. As a Zoologist it has me screaming, crying and throwing up.

‘Oh well of course it’s bad to you, you’re putting a kids movie under professional scrutiny’ NO BECAUSE THEY DID IT SO WELL IN THE FIRST FILM. Watching it told me they knew how to do this right and then the sequels were worse instead of better. I’m not even saying they had to go further in-depth and stuff for the sequels to be good, what I’m saying is I was at least expecting them to keep to the same standard instead of letting it fucking plummet.

Idk man the first film was so good at establishing the dragons as actual animals and exploring them as different species but then it felt like with each consecutive film they fired more and more of whatever zoologists they had on the writers team for the first.

#httyd fandom #httyd #httyd 2 #httyd 3 #httyd critical #httyd toothless #httyd the hidden world

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koizumicchi · 1 year

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ぎじれんあい (HoneyWorks) English Translation

ぎじれんあい Giji Renai Pseudo-romance feat. 可不 / 可憐なアイボリー

HoneyWorks Lyrics: shito & Gom Composer: shito

MV: 可不 ; 可憐なアイボリー

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T/N: Keep in mind that Japanese and English aren’t my first language. I never claim my translation (attempts) to be error-free. As always, if you’re going to use or reference my translations, please do not claim it as your own and credit me.

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リプくれなくなったの何で？いいねくれないの何で？恋人のはずなのに何で？愛してるほしいエビデイ

Ripu kurenaku natta no nande? Ii ne kurenai no nande? Koibito no hazu na no ni nande? Aishiteru hoshī ebidei

Why did you stop replying to me? Why are you not liking my posts? We’re supposed to be lovers, so why? I want you to love me everyday

あなたのアカウントを見張るガチ恋な私見張る鍵垢されたら落ちる浮気されてたらシメる

Anata no akaunto o miharu Gachi koi na watashi miharu Kagi akasaretara ochiru Uwaki saretetara shimeru

I stalk your account I, your true love, keep watch If you lock your account, I’ll collapse If you cheat on me, I’ll die

あなただけ(分かる) ラブ合図(見つけて) こっそり匂わせよ？彼ピ

Anata dake (wakaru) Rabu aizu (mitsukete) Kossori niowase yo? Karepi

You’re the only one for me (Understand) The sign of love (Find it) Hey, give me a hint secretly? My boyfriend.

ファンのあなたが一番好き♡ キスとかほんとはしたいよね…?(Chu～) 名前知らないけど大好き♡ 事務所が許してくれないの…(えーん) いつかパパに紹介したい(パパ―) 見た目？年も関係ない(ないない) 楽しんでるなら無問題あなた幸せにするアイドル

Fan no anata ga ichiban suki ♡ Kisu toka honto wa shitai yo ne…? (Chu ~) Namae shiranai kedo daisuki ♡ Jimusho ga yurushite kurenai no…(e ̄ n) Itsuka papa ni shōkai shitai (papa ―) Mitame? Toshi mo kankeinai (nai nai) Tanoshinderu nara mu mondai Anata shiawase ni suru aidoru

I love you, my fan, the most ♡ You really want us to kiss, right...? (Chu~) I may not know your name but I love you ♡ But my talent agency won’t allow it... (eh~) I want you to meet my dad someday (Papa~) Your appearance? The age doesn’t matter (no, no) If we are having fun, then there is no problem I am the idol who will make you happy

配信は全部見て愛でスカートの中見ないで(エッチ) 盗聴盗撮最低好きでいさせてよエビデイ

Haishin wa zenbu mite ai de Sukāto no naka minai de (ecchi) Tōchō tōsatsu saitei Suki de isasete yo ebide

I watch all of your streams with my love for you Don’t sneak a look inside my skirt (How indecent!) Wiretapping and snapshots are horrible Let me love you everyday

上から目線説教体質持ちつ持たれつでいこうや？彼ピ恋愛は自由でもマナーぐらい守ろうや？

Ue kara mesen sekkyō taishitsu Mochitsu motaretsu de ikou ya? Karepi Renai wa jiyū demo Manā gurai mamorou ya?

Looking from the top, preaching constitution It’s give-and-take, so shall we? My boyfriend. We are free to love anyone but Let’s abide by the rules, okay?

ファンのあなたが一番好き♡ ハグとかほんとはしたいよね…?(ギュ～) あなたと“も”結婚がしたい法律が許してくれない…(えーん) いつかママに紹介したい(ママ―) 仕事？年収関係ない(ないない) 楽しんでるなら無問題あなた幸せにするアイドル

Fan no anata ga ichiban suki ♡ Hug toka honto wa shitai yo ne…? (Gyu ~) Anata to “mo” kekkon ga shitai Hōritsu ga yurushite kurenai…(e ̄ n) Itsuka mama ni shōkai shitai (mama ―) Shigoto? Nenshū kankeinai (nai nai) Tanoshinderu nara mu mondai Anata shiawase ni suru aidoru

I love you, my fan, the most ♡ You really want us to hug, right...? (Tightly~) I want to marry you, too. But the *law won’t allow it... (eh~) I want you to meet my mom someday (Mama~) Your job? The annual income doesn’t matter (no, no) If we are having fun, then there is no problem I am the idol who will make you happy

わたしだけ(分かる) ラブ合図(作って) こっそり匂わせよ？彼ピ

Watashi dake (wakaru) Rabu aizu (tsukutte) Kossori niowase yo? Karepi

I’m the only one for you (Understand) The sign of love (Make it) Hey, give me a hint secretly? My boyfriend.

他の人へのリプ見ないで！！玉手箱も開いちゃダメじゃん？魔法が消えてなくなっちゃうそんなことより楽しもうよ

Hoka no hito e no ripu minai de!! Tamatebako mo hiraicha dame jan? Mahō ga kiete nakunacchau Sonna koto yori tanoshimou yo

Don’t look at other people’s replies!! You can’t open Pandora’s box, okay? The magic is disappearing and has come to an end But rather than that, let’s enjoy ourselves

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law - the “idol law/s”

#honeyworks #giji renai #asuna #karen na ivory #haniwa translation

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leoleolovesdc · 6 months

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Okay, so there’s this guy, I don’t know his name yet (it’ll probably be Jess, so that’s what’ll call him), and he was a pretty problematic teen, so after doing a lot of stupid shit back in his hometown his parents decided to send him away to live with his grandfather so he wouldn’t go to juvie. Living with dear old grandpa was terrible, but it did make him learn something: You either chill out and stop acting out or you learn to get away with your stuff. He did the latter.

Now Jess is on his early twenties and still living with his grandfather (let’s call him Stuart for now) because he can’t afford a house of his own and Stuart refuses to help him with the money. By this time, Jess’ cousin, Matt (who’s like 12), comes to town to spend the summer with the. It’s pretty awkward since Jess and Stu already don’t get along and neither of them want a child taking even more space.

While Stuart already wasn’t the best parent for Jess now that he’s older, even less patient and didn’t even agree with having to take care of another kid he is an complete ass to Matt. For the first couple of moths Jess doesn’t really care, but as it gets worse he starts growing annoyed at the situation. One random night he’s at home chilling and hears some noises coming from Matt’s room, he goes up there and finds Stu slapping the shit outta him, so as a very emotionally stable person his first instinct is to grab the nearest knife-y object around (some scissors from Matt’s desk), sneak up on Stuart and stab him on the throat. The guy falls on top of Matt and Jess stabs him four more times in the back.

This is a badly written summary of what the first episode/chapter of something I plan on writing someday will be. It’ll eventually be written on Matt’s pov with a way more shady and suspicious approach on who is Jess and what is he up to, but for now I did as vey straight forward to give context on the character since he’s the one that will make the narrative actually start.

I’m actually posting this more for me than anyone so I’ll remember the details and stuff.

#oc #ocs #original story #writing ideas #writing

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owen-wilson-appreciation-club · 7 months

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Hello good folks. A (lengthy) update from me:

It does not take a genius to recognize that I have not been super active on this website. Almost no original posts, and mainly reblogs from my girl @wilsonbrothersupdates (love u bestie I log on just to chat with you)

I’ll be transparent. The Owen phase is dwindling. Not sure if the Loki show is gonna revive that, I will be watching for him and for him only (I am done with the MCU if I’m honest. That’s a discussion for another day but I’m here for Owen and Owen alone).

I am not deleting this blog. Like with many things, the phase may return full force, it may not. But I have so many positive memories associated with this community, this blog, and the people within it that I can’t get rid of it. But I think it’s fair for me to acknowledge that I’m distancing away from it.

I feel like I knew the end was coming, but it came without me noticing, and I’ve embraced that. Things happen. I watched my beloved Deadly Seven Owen Mutuals change their themes and their blogs to better represent their current interests. I could never do the same because this blog is solely for Owen, but it definitely reflects on my main account.

I will still forever be a fan of Owen. I’ll forever be a fan of Luke. I’ll forever cherish the crazy shit this blog brought me, from misinformation campaigns to inside jokes about the damn hole (seriously, what even was that? Makes me laugh even now)

If anything, I leave this blog up as an archive. Notoriously I am bad at tagging, but certain things on here can be found under tags like “hall of fame” and “thanks for sending!” as well as the usual thirst.

I’m not fully abandoning it. But I am acknowledging that I have pretty much closed up this chapter of my life. I’ll continue to reblog and post if something truly amazing happens, maybe the crew all comes together for inevitable Lokius (I am delusional. I still believe there is a chance.). I will also return if Hiddlewow reunites post strike. (Please give actors your support! Support SAG-AFTRA!!!)

I am not the same person I was when I started this blog over two years ago (Yes, it’s been that long). I’ve found joy in other aspects of my life, and I realize that there’s more to my own happiness than a 53 year old man with a funky nose.

This will forever be a part of me, for better or for worse, and I’m not forgetting the fun things that happened during the peak of this era. It’s tough for me to write this, to acknowledge that I haven’t been a very good leader of the Owen Wilson Appreciation Club. And while I refuse to give up that title, I will admit it’s been slow on my end.

I hope you all continue to watch Owen’s work, to support him in whatever fashion. I know I certainly will be. And while we won’t be as insane as before, there will always be that little part that keeps me here.

So yeah. If I stop posting, if I stop reblogging, know I’m okay. Know I’m happy and have found peace somewhere else. Know I love you all so much, and appreciate all the joy I’ve gotten over the years. The support has been immense, the interactions hilarious and memorable. I’ve met some incredible people on here (my discord people, you have my heart forever) I’ll leave the ask box open. I don’t expect anything to come in, but it’s there if you ever need to talk. Same with my DM’s.

I may come back full force someday. I hope to see you there. If not, take care. Thanks for everything.

All my love,

Sarah ❤️ (Forever your leader of the Owen Wilson Appreciation Club)

#owen wilson #for my mutuals who still care #a lil letter from me to you #the discord is still open for those of you who have it #chat with me! I miss you #can you tell I listened to All Too Well writing this?#I feel like the last man surrendering :(

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kai-kurono · 2 years

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Dol One-Liners

These are things to give people an idea for writing stories or to start their imagination.

I may turn these into stories in the near future

All gender neutral

All versions of each character will contain some Fluff, Angst, Smut, and Shit posts. Kind of depends on you take it.

Take these one-liners how ever you want. If you want to perceive it as heart-warming, loving, creepy, something a yandere would say, sad, and any other way. These are meant to get your mind racing.

Also, you can take these as them saying it to you, them saying it to somebody else, or you saying it to them, and any other way. It’s all up to you

Under the cut because I put nearly every named character and a shit ton of one-liners

Robin version

“Our little stupid conversations means more to me than you think.”

“I still get get those stupid butterflies,”

“It wasn’t your fault”

“Let me help you,”

“You’re not leaving, are you?”

“I think I’m in love with, and I’m terrified.”

“I can’t just sit by and do nothing when you’re suffering so much!”

“You haven’t been yourself lately.”

“I’m in love with you.”

“I thought you didn’t want me.”

“I don’t know what’s wrong, okay? I’m just...really tired.”

“You said you’d always be there for me...so how did this happen? Why weren’t you there?”

“I was so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend.”

“ I don’t think I can’t forgive anymore.”

“You can’t keep doing this.”

“Are you still awake?”

Kylar Version

“Don’t leave.”

“I’m not going anywhere.”

“I Don’t want to lose you,”

“Just talk to me, Please.”

“I want you. Only you.”

“Please Marry me.”

“You didn’t call. You didn’t text. Nothing.”

“Do you have anything better to do later?”

“Oh my god! You’re in love with them!?”

“I heard you talking in your sleep.”

“Why can’t you love me back!?”

“It’s okay, I understand. You can leave. They all do.”

“It won’t make a difference if I’m incomplete.”

“There’s so much blood, It won’t come off!”

“I’m tired of being your secret.”

“I’m yours.”

“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy...even then. Especially then!”

“Everyone deserves a second chance.”

Sydney Version

“I’m so, so sorry.”

“You’re hurting me.”

“H-How long Have you been standing there!?”

“Wait, when did I take off my clothes?”

“Until the day you learn to start a normal conversation, I will have to be there to fix the messes you make.”

“Am I doing it right?”

“The way I feel when I’m with you...”

“I know that I will always Love you.”

“Look at us...we are basically a couple already.”

“OH MY GOD, DID YOU JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD????”

“I vote today be a pajama day.”

“I can’t believe we’re doing this.”

“How did I ever give someone the power to fuck me up this bad.”

“What the hell is happening to me?”

“I’m not a particularly good story teller, but I’ll try my best.”

“I might have had a few shots.”

“Am I that useless to you?”

Whitney Version

“Leave me alone.”

“When are you going to realize that I don’t care?”

“Kiss me, you twat.”

“Shut the fuck up and Kiss me.”

“I’m fine. Stop asking.”

“I hope someday you get a taste of your own medicine.”

“I don’t need help! I just want this feeling to go away...”

“I got to admit, you look incredibly hot.”

“Maybe if I get a free drink, I can consider talking to you.”

“I don’t hate you, I just strongly dislike you.”

“Don’t you see I’m trying?”

“If you say another word, I’m going to beat you up and take your lunch money.”

“I’m up to the challenge.”

“I’ve never felt this way about anyone before...and it scares the shit out of me.”

“Frankly, I couldn’t care less.”

“Am I a joke to you?”

Alex Version

“Eek! How long have you been there!?!?”

“If I ever see you anywhere near my beloved, you’ll have to deal with me.”

“You have no idea how to make toast!?”

“Well, this just scrambles my eggs.”

“Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”

“Is there a special reason as to why you you’re wearing my shirt?”

“You are my new pillow.”

“If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.

“Don’t be silly, I want to stay up with you.

“Fix me up with six cups of coffee and we’re good to go.”

“I accept chaos.”

“You go ahead, I’ll hold them off as long as I can.”

“I could have done with a warning earlier, y’know before I fucked up.”

Avery Version

“I need help.”

“I can’t do this anymore.”

“Tell them how you screwed up.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Perhaps you can marry me, my dear.”

“Why Haven’t you kissed me yet?”

“Sorry doesn’t fix everything!”

“It isn’t up to debate.”

“I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”

“It’s just for one weekend.”

“Before we do anything, we should go over some ground rules.”

“Just smile and hold my hand.”

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”

“What’s with the box?”

“Say it!”

“Don’t ask me that.”

“Are you really going to leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”

“You disappoint me.”

“For some reason I’m attracted to you.”

“Let’s go out tonight.”

Eden Version

“I can’t promise anything.”

“Don’t make this harder than it already is.”

“There is nothing you can do.”

“It’s better this way.”

“Take another step, I can’t be held responsible for my actions.”

“I missed you so much.”

“I’m better when I’m with you.”

“Were you ever going to tell me?”

“Are you happy now? Huh? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY!?”

“You’re wrong. That’s not what happened at all.”

“I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”

“Why did you leave me?”

“We wouldn’t be having this conversation if you had just listened.”

“I’m not afraid to die, but I am afraid to lose you.”

“Who wouldn’t be angry!? You ate all my cereal and faked your death for three years!”

“Promise me that you will return back alive.”

Great Hawk Version

“Sorry wife/husband, I am not the brightest tool in the...what was it again? Toolbox?”

“Is this the right way?”

“Please don’t leave me.”

“Stay with me forever.”

“Can I touch you?”

“But I want to hear you sing.’

“Don’t let me go.”

“Something is trying to kill me.

“So why did I have to punch that guy?”

“I don’t want to be alone.”

“Can you sing for me?”

Black Wolf Version

“Was there a scuffle?”

“I can’t wait any longer!”

“You are the most beautiful thing I have ever encountered.”

“Why don’t pack mate come here and make me?”

“Pack member should not be stubborn.”

“I will be here to protect you.”

“Mate, I will punch you in the face and steal your food, do not cross me.”

“Ew, rain.”

Ivory Wraith Version

“You’re more zombie than human.”

“¥ðµ håvê †hê mð§† ßêåµ†ï£µl ê¥ê§ †hå† Ì håvê êvêr §êêñ”

“That won’t work. Try again.”

“You look beautiful/handsome in the moonlight.”

“I’ll always be there.”

“Destroying lives, one person at a time.”

“In the end, they were all made of flesh and bones that can be broken.”

“That’s so cute. You think you’re scary, but listen, I’ve seen scary- and you ain’t even got smile for it.”

“I could just kill you right now!”

Remy Version

“You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”

‘You look like you’ll be a more aggressive than the others.”

“You should be a model.”

“Let me guess, You caused this?”

“Don’t speak or you’ll ruin everything.”

“I wish you’d realize just how loud you’re being.”

“You should’ve stopped when you still could.”

“It was a trap.”

“Are you done yet?”

“Am I more than you bargained for yet?”

Morgan Version

“You’re hurting me, darling.”

“Say that again.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Because I love you!”

“Did it ever occur to you that you’re hurting me too?”

“You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.”

“Pay attention to me!”

“Please don’t leave me again.”

“I’m so lucky to have you.”

“You can’t keep doing this.”

“That’s irrational.”

Bailey Version

“Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”

“I am the backbone of this place.”

“I thought you hated me.”

“Are you...trying to flirt with me?”

“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”

“You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”

“The sun hasn’t even come up and you want me to do what now?”

“Don’t talk to me. It’s 6 AM and I haven’t had coffee yet, so anything I do or say can not be held against me.”

“If you die, I am going to kill you!”

“Damn, You clean up good.”

Leighton Version

“Don’t say you love me.”

“Your heart is as cold as my house, and I can’t feel my toes in that place, so it’s bloody cold.”

“You come here often?”

“You haven’t experienced loss.”

“SEND HELP, THE STUDENTS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!”

“Anger will help you survive, yes, but only for a while. Then it’ll eat you alive.”

Briar Version

“Don’t you dare make this harder than it already is.”

“You dressed good today.”

“So, have you flirted with everyone in this place yet?”

“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”

“I have a name and it’s not sweetheart.”

“I can’t be held responsible. I wasn’t even there.”

“I could set the world on fire and call it rain.”

“I’ve always hated you.”

“Can you stop bleeding for a second? I’m trying to tell you I love you.”

“You seem upset.”

Darryl Version

“I just need some time to myself.”

“Am I doing any of this right?”

“You make me so happy.”

“So...Are you expecting someone?”

“You don’t loos so bad yourself.”

“I think wishful thinking is just another way to say hope.”

“If I can still breath, I’m fine.”

“Do you want me to leave.”

“I’m so tired.”

Doren Version

“I am there for you, always remember that.”

“I can’t do this anymore...not with you.”

“Can I offer you a drink?”

“Do you need a place to stay in tonight?”

“Take a breath, you can do this.”

“Good people are like Candles: they burn themselves up to give others light. And you, my dear, are one of those people.”

“Take the mask off when you speak to me.”

“Is it really you?”

“You seem upset.”

River Version

“I’m convinced you never graduated kindergarten.”

“You interrupt my reading once more, and this book will become a lethal weapon.”

“Are you stupid or stupid?”

“I’m sorry, but I don’t feel the same way.”

“We need to talk about your life choices.”

“Don’t think about it too much or you head might explode.”

“Please look at me.”

Sirris Version

“You are doing such a good job...”

“I’ve been waiting all this time for you.”

“Are you Single? Just asking.”

“You’re jealous, aren’t you?”

“Letting you go was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.

“Did you enjoy yourself last night?”

Mason Version

“I don’t know what the question was, but without a doubt, my answer is I don’t know.”

“I would call you an imbecile, but I’m pretty sure you know how to spell it while I don’t.”

“I can’t stay away from you.”

“You call it a problem, I call it a solution.”

“I saw that, You just checked me out.”

“Woah, slow down, what’s going on?”

“YOU USED MY TOWEL?”

“Is that a challenge?”

“Did I just say that out loud?”

“Is that meant to be on fire?”

“It’s not funny! I’m trying to be serious.”

Wren Version

“It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong.”

“This is going to sound controversial, but I think that went well.”

“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”

“I love the way you’re dressed.”

“You have to tell me why we’re committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”

“There’s been some real friction in out friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save out friendship.”

“You’re good at this, you know? Convincing me to do things that I damn well know is going to end in disaster.”

“I could kiss you right now!”

“Before I do this, I need you to know that I have always loved you.”

Gwylan Version

“Wait, you love me? Like you love me like how Garfield loves Lasagna or how Thomas O’Malley loves Duchess?”

“If being clumsy was a currency, I’d be a bloody Billionaire.”

“I thought you were taken.”

“Yeah, well, I shut everybody out. Don’t take it personally. It’s just easier. I’m sorry.”

“You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”

“Don’t get up- I’ll do it.”

“I may not be your first love, first kiss, first time or first date, but I want to be your last everything.”

“It was a normal day, as long as you ignore the fact that it wasn’t.”

“Wait? You love me?”

Landry Version

“Please be quiet, I can’t even hear myself losing the will to live.”

“I’m done trying to help you.”

“Give me a sec, I’m not drunk enough to listen to this yet.”

“Would shooting you solve the problem? No? Then get the fuck out.”

“I’ll do it if you do something for me.”

“One thing you must know is that damaged people are dangerous, for they know they can survive.

“Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2 AM?”

“You don’t belong with me.”

Charlie Version

“I’m sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“Such a good job you are doing!”

“Is this how little you think of me?”

“Do you want to dance with me?”

“Honestly, they worst thing you can do is stare.”

“I didn’t say that I loved you to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew.”

“Please stay. I’d like some company.”

Harper Version

“You know, You haven’t been yourself lately.”

“You need help.”

‘It’s better like this.”

“Let me Help you, okay?”

“Who the fuck gave you that black eye!?!?”

“I’m not letting you leave until you tell what’s wrong, and don’t try lying to me.”

“What would you say if you and me go somewhere else?”

“Squeeze my hand if you can hear me.”

“Please stop petting the test subjects.”

“Here, lay down in my lap.”

“I just want to be close to someone for a little bit. Is that okay?”

“You’re not fine. You need rest.”

“It’s just a few more days, then I’ll take you home.”

“Will you stop playing with the bed settings?”

“Hey there- you gave me quite a scare.”

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goldkirk · 2 years

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my goals for august:

• buy a mattress for the first time!!

• pick a bed if I have enough money this month

• get new legal documents

• report the problems from my psych admission in 2020 to the hospital even though it’s super late, so they just actually know. doesn’t matter if any of them care or change anything, just want to do it for me.

• listen to 8 new music artists on my catch-up list (1 is already done, Pearl Jam. Listening to Pink Floyd next)

• have someone forcibly go with me to the endodontist to get the over a year old root canal done and make them not tell me anything else about other teeth until that’s done so I don’t straight up leave and never come back

• learn what annual physicals are and find out if my new primary thinks if I actually should do them

• get a lot more post it notes and whiteboard stickers for notes to myself and just go ahead and put them everywhere for the moment

• get more than 38 hours of sleep every week for at least 3/4 weeks

• make a poster board that’s just the daily flow chart for work so I can stop trying to hold onto the three remaining shreds of that memory and just give up and use the external instructions for a while

• bake a congratulations for escaping a cult cake for myself and put sprinkles on it

• go to ONE group social event (or something like a museum group I guess) before it’s the end of the month. Have you considered a support group or hobby group ever in your life future me??? bc you should

• figure out strategies for food hoarding fixes and sort that shit out fast before it compounds too much in the new place

• avoid any and all thought pathways or questions about anything triggering during work hours like the plague, so I don’t pile on unnecessary spirals or flashbacks

• KEEP TAKING ALL THE MEDS EACH DAY JFC THEYRE EVEN IN A PILL BOX IT CANNOT POSSIBLY BE EASIER AND YET THERE ARE STILL SOME LEFT EVERY WEEK. PLEASE EXPLAIN, ME.

• stop. eating. so. many. brownies. stop. it’s not fun treating yo self anymore. it’s alarming. there WILL be brownies in the future the world will not stop having cosmic brownies for you to access I s2g me. i can see you have something to prove to yourself by compulsively buying and eating this very specific food that was like The snack food echoing through childhood. but like. Christ, dude. lay off the brownies. please for the love of everything. there is no way this is helping. there is no way you should be eating pre packaged processed snack desserts as often as this. i am literally begging you to make one pan of beans again. why in the world are you tired of beans they’re the only healthy thing you know how to cook HURRY UP AND GET UN-SICK OF THE BLACK BEANS AND STOP EATING COSMIC BROWNIES THIS IS JUST EMBARASSING, ME 😭

• try to do some beginner art tutorials from YouTube in sketchbook and on dollar store mini canvases

• get thank you letters sent that have been simmering in a sauce pan in the back of your head for months

• get pooh bear and the old glass lamp n stuff from the storage unit and finally put them in your apartment

• I have no idea how many things are in this list, sorry people, I’m on mobile and can’t put a read more so I’ll keep it short

• write a one sided index card explanation of why I’m not ready to talk to therapist for now that I can just hand someone if it’s suggested

• start making a poster board chart for various flavors of dissociation so I can pinpoint the right type faster and then just see the instruction for what’ll help and hopefully save time

• somehow make a physical copy and two more digital copies of the family event and situation records I’ve started keeping so I don’t just lose them someday if I get hacked or forget a password. consider sending a copy of what I have so far in a folder or mini binder and sending it to a safe relative for one more layer of protection

• talk to actual financial counselor about debts and about the right rate I should fill the safe-place-to-land money account for the niblings if I’ve only got 3-5 years max

• write a small script to tell the boss and my daily coworker a bare bones but honest short explanation of what I’m coming from and how it might affect my work for this coming year and to please let me know early if they start feeling like I’m slacking off or if I’m not as responsive and on top of things as I’m supposed to be, so we can all avoid frustration and repeated cycles of increasing boom-bust stress because of my current natural tendencies

• log things more often

• get physical sunlight on actual skin at least once every two days

• go outside for an Aoife walk at least twice a day even if it’s an ongoing fear response the whole time. No excuses. It shouldn’t matter if other people will think you’re weird, your dog needs walks. Also you need walks. Also you need people. You are like five days away from full agoraphobia and that’s gonna be a no from me dog. Sincerely, not quite agoraphobic but definitely never wanting to leave the building again past you

• Say nicer things to myself. I’ve gotten really, really mean, I haven’t been this cruel to myself in a few years and it needs to stop. If I catch a thought consciously, I’m going to attempt to build a habit of immediately having to say one nice statement too, related OR unrelated, that’s compassionate instead.

• catch up on four people or groups I’ve completely not responded to in ages without explanation and apologize before August is over. Four is better than 0, which it’ll be if I don’t ever actually just start somewhere and let myself keep being tired and afraid

• get a second tally clicker to track how many times this month I’m actually not scared or on edge

• test the phenomenon about my light sensitivity being shockingly super different on that one drug and jot some notes or a little log to bring up with doctor later if it’s helpful or if I have questions

• talk to someone to see a physical therapist for my left knee BEFORE it gets actually injured. Make this the first time you ever listen to the signs before something is actually wrong-wrong, figure me! come one you worked really hard to learn to start recognizing what sensations are supposed to mean “pain” rather than just “sensation type 16374” and you’re working really hard to actually pay attention to your body when it has a sensation that’s supposed to be pain. That’s a lot of new neural wiring, bring it all together by connecting it one more step to make a whole brand new highway next to the old one. You can do this. Do it please before this knee is properly fucked, you can’t bank on having several years before any bad injury, you know now that’s not how bodies work and you could just get out of bed wrong and tear it if you’re at just the wrong angle and level of strain, get on top of this and it’ll be sooooo good in a few months, I bet our knees AND feet and hips will ALL feel stronger and more fun to move on if you do!!!!

• go to that one free yoga session so I actually see some people living here and get social time

• practice ducking and hunching less when outside around people

• get a psychiatrist over here and get all my meds switched over

• go fishing with Margie again before her school starts and take her somewhere fun with me

• bake Margie a cake

• paint a cardinal picture for Aunt P

• start writing letters to G even if I’m not allowed to send them and write them for the other kids too and decorate a special box to keep them all in

#to do #oh no what else have I put in the to do tag lately I better check #personal

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chansaw · 1 year

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actually decided to upload that little short thingy i wrote as its own separate post so here. anon, a special treat just for you :^)

spoilers up to 2x2 for those who haven’t watched/arent caught up yet!

“Garlic bread.”

“Potato chips.”

“McDonald’s chicken nuggets.”

“Wendy’s chicken nuggets.”

“Touché. Oh, uh, California rolls.”

“Chocolate cake.”

“Shrimp fried ri -“ A sharp ache forces Shauna to stop, and she clutches her abdomen. The hunting knife slips out of her hand and clatters to the ground.

“Holy shit, are you okay?”

“Yeah, I’m fine, I’m just fucking starving to death,” Shauna says flatly while she attempts to retrieve the knife. She grunts in pain. It’d be a lot easier to bend over without the goddamn baby in the way. “And the parasite won’t stop kicking. Can you help me grab that?” She gestures to the ground.

“I can’t, I’m not - okay, fine, just hold still for a sec.” Hands brace her midsection, giving her the support she needs to reach for the ground and grab the blade. “You know, maybe the kid’s got a future in soccer. The way you describe it, he’d be a pretty decent striker someday.”

“Oh, you’d just love that, wouldn’t you.” Shauna sighs as she cleans the particles of dirt off the blade in a small basin of water in the corner of the shed, and does her best to ignore another pang of hunger that rolls through her. “God, why did we decide to start playing that stupid game again? This always happens.”

“It was your idea, genius.” Shauna doesn’t say anything, just goes back to working the knife through what little’s left of the bear carcass, methodically stripping flesh from bone. “Hey, at least you’ll get to eat real food again someday. I’ll never have Dunkin’ Donuts again.”

“Jax,” Shauna says. “Please.” She pauses briefly. Her hand wavers. Jackie just leans against the wall of the shed and flashes that megawatt smile of hers. “Besides, what makes you so sure we’re ever gonna be saved, anyways?”

“Maybe it’s ESP,” Jackie says. “Or, or, uh, second sight, or some other ghostly magic power bullshit. I don’t know, I just know.” She’s using her Team Captain Voice, lacing her tone with steely determination. “You’re going home. One of us has to.”

#yellowjackets

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obsessive-sin · 4 months

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I am like 90% sure you’re inactive but I love your fics so much 😭💕 you literally inspired me to make my own blog and you’re such a good writer

-🌙

Hi holy shit thank you for sending this!! This made my day!!! :D. I’m actually not fully inactive, I still post onto my sfw blog, @obsessivelyloved from time to time. Mostly eddsworld lol. This blog is just kinda dead but I’ll come back someday. I always come back

I’m glad to hear that i’ve inspired someone!! that’s always so freaking cool to see!

Thanks again for sending this ask!! I stopped posting fics on here because I wasn’t getting any feedback. It sucks shit to post into the void and I lost motivation to write sinsworld stuff.

#hey you should uh. drop the link to ur blog 🤠🤠🤠#i love reading so so so much and i’ve run out of material

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fivedayslater · 6 months

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20 questions for fic writers

@carriecmoney tagged everyone who wanted to do this, and that includes me :) I will also be passing it along and tagging everyone who wants to do it

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

109! The Hetalia fics are posted under a different psued, so they don’t all always show up

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

804,045!

3. What fandoms do you write for?

These days mostly One Piece

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

1) Learning to Listen (ZoSan as pain sharing soulmates)

2) Keeping Secrets (Zosan is the worst best kept secret of the Straw Hat pirates)

3) Is technically Call It What You Want, but since I’m basically riding the coattails of 7 much better writers for that, we’ll skip it and say The Proper Reaction (ZoSan au where Sanji brings Zoro home for Christmas to meet Zeff)

4) Hold Me Closer (Zosan, anesthesia makes Zoro forget he’s married to the love of his life, fluff ensues)

5) The Love I Need to See Me Through (ZoSan au where King Zoro kidnaps Prince Sanji)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Not really, mostly because I’m very shy and responded with “thanks I’m glad you enjoyed it” all the time makes me anxious. I’ll reply if someone asks a question.

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Hard to say, since I mostly like happy endings, but probably the ao3 version of the murder mystery because Spoilers.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Hard to say since again since I like happy endings, most of them end pretty happy. Probably The Christmas Swap, since i was going for “hallmark movie but incredibly gay” and got to make the brothers more accepting thanks to that premise.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Occasionally, but not really. There’s been one persistent anon lately, but I’m wise to their game

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I don’t! I might in the future if the plot calls for it, but we’ll see

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

Yes, sometimes! There’s a Kingdom Hearts/Legend of Zelda Epic I’ve been planning since I was like 14 that I want to write one day, but if all the ones I’ve published probably the Hetalia/Ace Attorney crossover.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Thankfully no, or not that I know of

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes! There’s a Russian translation for Bounty Troubles, and a Chinese translation for the first part of Learning to Listen. I think there are more but I can’t find the links

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes! As mentioned I worked on Call It What You Want with some friends, and I worked on This Is How You Lose the Time War with my friend Haru! It was fun writing with them

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

Probably ZoSan at this point, there just so versatile and fun to shove in Situations

15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

There’s this au where Sanji never left Germa and became there spy and is now on Alabasta causing problems on purpose fic I’ve been chipping away at for years, but who knows maybe someday it’ll be finished

16. What are your writing strengths?

I’m great at dialog, coming up with ideas, and fixing plot holes

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Too many commas, can’t describe shit, reuse the same ideas and phrases, and I can’t stop editing as I go

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I’ve done it! I only speak English so I got some outside help, but I think it’s very effective if the POV can’t understand the language

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Technically powerpuff girls, but that was just for my friends. That I posted online Legend of Zelda, but all those fics are gone now

20. Favourite fic you've ever written?

Fade Away! I didn’t think I was a good enough writer for the idea when I started, but I wrote it anyway, and as I did I became better

#five writes #me writing stuff #it’s one of those tags

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raylazuko · 6 months

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Hi guys! I’m gonna make an intro post because I have decided to come back to this blog. My other account has some bad memories associated with an ex friend and I’d rather use this one. Anyway:

Hi, my name is Riah (pronounced like Mariah without the “Ma”) but you can also call me Yorke, Lex, or anything idrc as long as you’re nice. I’m non-binary and I think agender is the best label for me but I lean more masculine so please use they/he (it and xe are fine, idrc as long as it’s not she/her.) I’m also a sex-repulsed asexual and I think I’m panromantic (not really sure, I’ve only dated one person and it was a guy before I was out as enby.) please do NOT flirt with me or ask me about my ex unless I want to talk about it. I still have a lot of trauma from irl stuff over the last few years but I don’t take stuff out on people.

I am 21 years old and am diagnosed with autism and ADHD as well as anxiety and off and on depression due to all the other stuff. If you’re ableist or say I’m faking my autism/ADHD, I will block you! That’s not cool.

I like a lot of different music rock and indie (Radiohead, Björk, Coldplay, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Fiona Apple, etc) and I might post stuff here but this is mainly for other fandoms. I am a K-pop stan (mainly girl groups) and I sometimes post them. My main groups are BLACKPINK, Dreamcatcher, (G)-IDLE, Aespa, and IVE. I’m also obsessed with Taemin. I’m not against RPF on principal (as long as it doesn’t involve minors) and I’ve written some K-pop fics before. I don’t write smut because of me being ace. If I do crosspost or promote my AO3 here a lot of my fics are sad. But I mainly post fanfic of fictional stuff. I also don’t like people who are obsessive weird stans with K-pop, pop singers, rappers, it doesn’t matter who it is. Basically any celebrity if you stalk them or think you can marry them that’s weird! Fanfiction is FICTION and they are real people with lives. I see this stuff a lot in the K-pop community so I just wanted to put that as a disclaimer here I in no way support that behavior.

Im I’m a lot of fandoms but my main ones are Genshin, ATLA, Sonic, Mega Man, Legend of Zelda, Mario, Daria, MCU (mainly GOTG these days) Disney/Pixar, Spiderverse + animation in general. I used to be into Star Wars and Hunger Games but I’m more casual with it now. Im bad at watching shows because of my ADHD and need to finish stranger things and umbrella academy someday and then I’ll post them haha. I have a lot of dead fandoms from not finishing stuff. Also I used to be into Harry Potter but I’ve cut all ties with that because of JKR. I won’t hate you if you like HP stuff especially fan content but if you support JKR I’m gonna block you.

I don’t kin characters hardcore but there are definitely some that have more than one relatable aspect to me or I just love posting stuff about: Zuko, Katara, Blues, Zero, Mirabel, Shadow, Nimona, Rocket, Nebula, Vanellope, Gwen, Diluc, Scara—those are just some of my favorites and I’ll post a lot of spam about them lol. If you hate on me or others for having headcanons unless it’s like really really screwed up then don’t come on my page! I’m cool w all ships aside from p3d0 stuff (I personally don’t read 1ncest but it it’s fiction idrc. I will mention I’m in the Archie Sonic fandom to an extent and I ship Knuxulie who are distant cousins, but I don’t count is as 1ncest because everyone is technically related, it’s pretty distant, and Ken Penders is weird. It’s stuff like siblings, parent/child, first cousins, etc. that icks me out. I also don’t ship adopted siblings like Thor and Loki because that’s still incest so stop. robot masters are a gray area because there are so many Wilybots, there is a brief mention of Snake/Shadow in the fic, but all the main sibling ones I don’t ship together.) and people who say shit like “all reylos are toxic” don’t fly with me. I use this as an example because it’s what my ex used to do. Also taking things way too seriously about fiction like saying SU is the worst thing ever (I also want to mention my ex agreed with Lily Orchard and when I pointed out the rightful criticism she got for her lack of research, he said people only hate her because she is trans. He is a cis guy.) I also want to be clear that cishet guys who hate Korra as a character are on thin ice. I have weirdly specific boundaries because of my ex bf.

I hate people who gatekeep stuff in fandoms too unless you’re gatekeeping it from racist people or something. I also hate people who say “you’re not a real fan if you like/dislike a thing the fandom dislikes/likes”, people who harass writers or actors because they don’t like a show like be fr. So if I see that stuff on my page you’ll be blocked. Also saying stuff is non canon just because you don’t like it. The two biggest examples are the Star Wars sequel trilogy and BOTW/TOTK. People who say anyone who likes the sequel trilogy is a fake fan, and people who say that TOTK isn’t a real Zelda game just because they don’t like it. It’s annoying.

I know I mentioned I write fanfic and I’ll occasionally post art here. My instagram, AO3, and stuff is all in my Linktree which it’s not letting me copy link but I’ll post the url here.

linktr.ee/Riahlexuko

Also I wrote a Mega Man fanfic https://archiveofourown.org/works/50900716/chapters/128590468

Anyway I hope you guys have fun and enjoy the blog, I repost a lot of stuff but I’ll post OC sometimes. Anyway, bye for now!

#intro post #introduction #lgbtqia #nonbinary #autistic #adhd #atla #mega man #sonic the hedgehog #disney #loz totk #across the spiderverse #gotg #nimona #super mario #mcu #queer

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heyheydidjaknow · 2 years

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hello! can i maybe get mello or matt (if you write for them) with a s/o who has abandonment issues please? thank you and i’m sorry if it’s an inconvenience

Oh if only you knew how many excuses in my head I have tried to make to write something about Mihael Keehl. I don’t know much about Matt— he and Higuchi will have their day someday— but Mello has been a long time coming.

Clarifier: Like a lot of these character I cannot imagine canon Mello being interested in a relationship over the time that we see him for reasons I’ll touch on in this post. We’re operating under the assumption that he somehow survived the Kirapocolypse and that he has decided to pursue a relationship for reasons TBD in a later post.

It could go either way. Either you are in great hands or you should probably dump him while you have the chance, because while Mello is ambitious he’s either 0% or 100% invested in something and if that something is you it’s in your best interest to figure out which side or the coin you’re on. Mello is not a natural person analyzer, and if you’re in a relationship with him he is probably not going to study you hard enough to figure that out, what with all the rest of the things he has going on, and will probably not pick up on the fact that his going on business trips is the reason why you get so clingy before and after. Either he thinks you’re keeping him from reaching his true potential and dumps you or he matches your energy because your not wanting him to leave you and you constantly wanting his attention absolutely feeding his ego.

For the purposes of this ask we’ll go with option 2. Is he going to affirm or deny your concerns verbally? Absolutely not. Will he tell you to sit with him while he works so he doesn’t “fall asleep from boredom”? Yes. While he is absolutely fine with keeping you on your toes, he wound still rather you didn’t feel bad. He’s not a complete monster; your being upset doesn’t spark much joy in him, and he really does like you. He just thinks it’s cute to see you desperate is all; if you’re very clear about you disliking it he will stop. If it’s a real issue and you vocally express that it’s a real issue, then he’ll make an effort to be sensitive about it. He has the same issue, really, with a slightly different flavor, so he’ll get it if you explain it to him. It’s just his thing only instead of validation that you are seen and heard and loved he wants to be told he is better than Near, which functionally might as well be the same thing. He’ll catch on. Just expect him to give you shit about it.

#mello dn #mello x reader #mello headcanons #mello death note #mihael keehl #death note fic #death note fandom #death note fanfiction #death note x reader #death note x y/n #death note x you #he is going to talk so much shit #but he also has abandonment issues #his are just success based #he gives you shit but he means well #he wants to be funny he promises #his abandonment issues were just “the last guy killed himself because he sucked so you have your work cut out for you.#and words of affirmation were never a thing that was really taught at the Wammy house #really nobody should be dating any of them #but under the assumption that you are #for some ungodly reason #just know he’s trying to make you laugh/be comfortable and is just failing miserably #actually you know what #Matt’s probably fine #again I’ll come back to him #but he seems fine. he’s probably got this under control.#date him. he’s well adjusted ish #also on a side note #I am seeing a severe lack of canon backstories so I guess I gotta figure those out now

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salvador-daley · 2 years

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[holt voice] CLONE????

Congratulations, @katplanet! You have successfully located the filth.

This is a deeply smutty but chronically unfinished reader insert featuring an OC based loosely on a certain green-eyed, curly-haired Irish actor, plus his identical female clone created in a somewhat farcical lab accident. I’ve been playing with this one recently so who knows, maybe I will actually post it someday.

NSFW snippet after the cut. 😘😘

[send me a WIP title and I’ll post a snip]

Her technique is similar to his, yet gentler, more intuitive. Plaintive moans rise from your body as she works, her strokes intensifying, becoming more self-assured. She hums as she devours you, the vibration travelling through your body like lightning.

You feel Irish throw his head back behind you and a laugh rises from his chest.

“What’s so funny?” you ask between gasps.

“I can taste you,” he says, showering your shoulder with kisses. “I can taste you.”

You can’t help but laugh along with him. This is so weird, being held in your boyfriend’s arms while his identical female clone goes down on you. Those long fingers dig into your hips as the motion of her tongue intensifies, seeking, searching, rolling, wrapping and then-

Oh shit. Sucking. Sucking with a relentless rhythm, just slow enough, just fast enough to send that familiar tingle to your inner thighs, to drive that spasmodic spark through the centre of your body until-

Irish grips you tightly. Holds you in place with his breath hot against your neck as you come. You clamp your thighs around her head, but she doesn’t stop. Urgent pants rise from your chest as all your major muscle groups tense in unison.

Endless, blissful oblivion.

Over too soon.

When the dark tide rolls back and you finally catch your breath, Robin comes up and wraps her arms around you.

“I’ve wanted to do that since the first moment I saw you,” she whispers, stroking the sweat-soaked hairs away from your face.

A reply eludes you. All you can do is release a breathless laugh as you take in her radiant face. You lie here for a moment, the three of you tracing your fingers over each other’s bodies, trading sweet kisses in the dim light.

#CLONE?!#CLOOOOONE?!#robert sheehan #robert sheehan x reader #robert sheehan smut #lesbian smut #ask salv #play with salv #inbox open

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lolajayde-wapdemon · 11 months

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Trigger warning for addiction/drug use.

This is usually a fun/sexy blog but not today. I’ve posted about using before I’m pretty sure, but this is more of a PSA. I’ll probably just delete this later but it needs to be said.

STOP SELLING FENTANYL AS ANYTHING BUT FUCKING FENTANYL!!!!! I WILL STILL BUY THE SHIT!!! QUIT DYING IT BROWN AND PASSING IT OFF AS HEROIN. You are beyond retarded if you think a junkie is gonna be like “I don’t wanna buy that stronger shit that will save me money and last longer, I think I’ll just be sick today:)” like wut. I just did like damn near 2 pts of the shit disguised as some tar. Thank god my boyfriend was here he woke up just in time to slap me awake and give me a sub bc I literally would’ve been dead. I’ve had “close calls” before but I always woke up knowing I would’ve been ok and being pissed at everyone for giving me something that kills your high and makes me sick. I feel bad about that bc honestly it’s extremely disgusting to act that way afterwards because some people don’t get to wake up from it.

Addiction is so bad. And yes I’m aware I had a choice. I still do. Am I gonna stop? Hopefully someday but not today. I was almost dead, and the very second I woke up from OD after being given a suboxone the only thought I had was like damnnn I wanna do another one. You’re incapable of imagining how bad it can get when you try it for the first and “only” time, and you never think about the last time you’ll ever get high. Will my last time using opiates be the last time bc I finally got clean or because it finally kills me? I don’t even wanna know.

#fentynal #herion #drug abuse #drugs cw #drugs tw #sex and drugs #drug overdose #opiods #opiodaddiction #addiction #message me

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whimsii-cal · 1 year

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HENLO FAV ARTIST I LOVE UWU (Ok imma stop twt-)

Ik u may be busy and im srry if I'll be stressing u out with this- but are u gonna continue the chorus fic? We already have

1. Is it cold outside?

2. Sides of a coin

I used colors to represent the characters that are in the fic- ik there is bowgart and other shit but still- sooo- u gonna continue it someday?-

hehee hii 💕💕

Yes I am!! I know it’s been a while since I posted a chapter but I have a draft for chapter 3 right now, I’ve just kind of been slacking on it and stuck on some parts. I’m glad you reminded me cuz i think I’ll work on it some more today!! I’d really like to continue it, it’s a joy to write

#whimsys inbox #swearing #myriam-does-stuff

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casspurrjoybell-17 · 2 years

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HEART'S BLOOD - CHAPTER 24

*Warning: Adult Content*

“Where was he from?” Julian Hart’s mother repeats, sounding confused.

“Well, let me think. If I remember correctly, he was born in Ireland somewhere, one of the less populated counties, I don’t remember which one. He never spoke about his mother. He was always very closed about that. Other than that, I think he came from fairly mundane Irish/Catholic stock. And then his parents immigrated and...”

“Mom, I mean, was there something unusual about Dad? Something different... about him?” Julian asks, stopping her before she can get too far into the recital.

He has retreating into his room and has shut the door.

Dane Hunter remains outside.

The last time he saw him, he was prowling around the kitchen, probably looking for something more substantial than the chopped salad that Julian had prepared.

Mrs Hart pauses, clearly put off by the introduction.

“Well, let me think. He was striking... so beautiful for a man. Like you, really. Almost inhuman. I sometimes wonder what he saw in me...” she trails off.

‘Mom, you’re beautiful too,” Julian tells her.

“I was,” she says wryly, sighing.

“Sometimes, I almost glad he didn’t get to see me grow old. Oh, I know that sounds bad but he was...”

She stops again and Julian waits but she doesn’t go on.

“Mom?” he prompts into the silence.

“Julian?” her voice sounds quiet and unsure, lacking her usual brash self-confidence.

“Yeah? What is it, Mom?”

“Are you asking...”

Julian hears his mother take a deep breath.

“Are you asking me what your Father was?”

Julian holds his breath for a moment, then answers...

“Yes.”

“Shit.”

“Mom?”

“Fucking shit. He said this would happen. He warned me but I didn’t want to believe him.”

It sounds like she is on the verge of tears and Julian doesn’t know what to do to comfort her from over five hundred miles away.

“Warned you about what?” he asks.

“That you would ask this someday,” Mrs Hart sniffs.

“Julian, your Father left you something. A book. He told me to keep it safe and that someday you would need it. But that until you asked, I wasn’t to let you see it. Well know it seems like you are asking...” she takes a deep breath. “I’ll send it by direct post tomorrow. You are still in that awful little hovel on Foley’s land, right?”

“Yes,” Julian replies, to intrigued by the idea of his Father leaving him something, to raise an objection to his Mother’s description of his home.

“What kind of book?”

“How should I know?” she asks.

“He wrapped it up and made me swear never to open it. Just to send it to you when you starting asking me questions that I didn’t have the answers to. Julian, Please tell me you are alright. You’re not seeing things are you?”

“Seeing thing?” Julian repeats, curious. “Is that what happened to Dad?”

“Well that’s how it started. He thought there were... things... after him. Some sort of monsters. Shifty people.”

“Shifters?” Julian suggests.

There is a long pause.

“Shifters... Yes, that’s was it. He... Julian...”

“I’m okay, Mom. I swear. I’m not seeing things. I’m okay.”

Over the course of their short conversation, Julian realized something.

His Mother didn’t distance herself from him because she didn’t love him but rather she distanced herself from her son because she loved her husband too much and Julian looked too much like his father.

She can’t bare to see her husband in her son.

His youth, her husband’s lost promise and the fear that she would lose Julian too.

There is a long pause and Julian gets the feeling that they are both thinking a lot of things that neither of them will ever say.

Finally Julian’s mother speaks.

“Julian. You know I love you, right?” she asks.

“I know we have grown apart over the years but I want you to know that I’m still your mother and I’ll always love you. No matter what.”

“I know and I love you too,” Julian says, blinking against the sting of tears.

“What else do you know?” he asks but she knows less than Julian had hoped for.

If she knows as much as Julian does about his father’s illness and neither of them were with him when he died.

“I would have been there for him,” she says, a note of uncharacteristic sadness edging her voice.

“But he didn’t want me or you anywhere near him. He said it was dangerous, that they would find you. He never would tell me who they were. I don’t think even he knew. Poor man.”

“What about George Foley?” Julian asks and Mrs Hart laughs drily.

“When they were boys, George and your Father were as close as brothers... closer, some thought, though that’s not true. They loved each other, no doubt about that, but as friends and nothing more. neither of their families approved of their friendship and eventually the Foley’s shipped George off to some relatives one summer. After he came back George Foley was never the same and he and your Father had some sort of falling out. Other than that I probably know less than you do at this point.”

Julian and his Mother talked for a bit more but he knew she wanted to get on with her evening... her favourite shows and whatever else she did with her life these days.

They were like strangers in a lot of ways, more differences than commonalities.

And yet it was true, what they said earlier.

Julian’s mother loved him, he knew that, in her own way.

“Night, Mom,” Julian says, when they both run out of things to say.

“Goodnight, sweetheart. And Julian, you’ll call me again, if you need anything, won’t you?”

“Sure, Mom,” Julian promises, waiting for her to disconnect first.

After a slight pause, she does.

What Julian had said wasn’t a lie but they both know she’s not the first person he’ll call first or the first person he can count on to be there when he needs something more than a twenty minute conversation.

That person, he realizes, with a little bit of a shock, is waiting outside in his living room.

When he leaves his bedroom, his house is quiet and empty.

He looks out the window, closest to the front door. In his driveway, Dane and his siblings are laughing together.

Freya is doubled over with mirth and even Noah has dropped his reserve and sports a wide grin.

As Julian watches them, a sharp pain strikes him from behind his left breast.

He presses his hand over his heart and wonders if maybe he should get a ECG or something.

Then he realizes it’s not a physical sensation.

It’s something deeper.

Julian wants to be one of them.

He wants Dane to look at him like that.

He wants him to smile so easily and to laugh and trust him, and..

He wants to call Dane his and he wants him to know that he belong to him.

Stepping away from the window, Julian smiles to himself.

Maybe tomorrow, he thinks.

Right now, Dane is happy enough.

He’ll tell him tomorrow.

Julian: ‘I’ve chosen.’

Julian wakes up alone.

Dane never came in the night before, Julian’s dreams were filled with the songs of wolves...

Julian: ‘High, keening and full of vicious joy.’

Opening his scheduling app, he finds he has a full day of booking to look forward to, starting bright and early with an appointment at 8 am.

It’s nearly seven already, so Julian decides to get his breakfast on the way to work.

The morning is crisp and promising, the sun barely above the trees, when he steps out of his front door, keys in hand.

Freya and Noah’s UV is a large boxy thing.

They have parked on the edge of the meadow, right on the verge of the forest.

Julian is tempted to visit them, to side what it is like inside but it is still early and despite the sudden, sharp ache he feels at the thought of seeing Dane, he decides against it.

Instead he goes to his car and pauses with his hand on the door-handle.

This was his father’s car before it was his, Julian remembers and he can almost see him behind the wheel.

Smiling and happy.

Young and alive.

“What happened to you Dad,” Julian says out loud.

“And what the hell is happening to me?”

No one answers him and he shivers.

Suddenly he feels more alone than he has in years.

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