#so. fuck marvel

[isorottatime]

i fucking hate the mcu i hope it dies i’m not kidding

#.txt #marvel #mcu #the mcu #mcu slander #anti mcu #anti marvel #shitposting #fuck the mcu #fuck marvel #i know this is hypocritical of me as a star wars fan #but at least these shitty sw shows aren’t apart of the movie industry; they’re not polluting cinema #so. fuck marvel #fuck the marvelfication of cinema #and ykw? fuck the marvelfication of star wars

[netherregionblog]

Yeah uhhh what the fuck was that

#I don’t know what to say 😀 #what just happened #miss minutes what the fuck #what kind of drugs were the writers ON #that shit was so uncomfortable 😭 #marvel #mcu loki #mcu #loki #loki series #loki season 2 #loki spoilers #loki laufeyson #mobius m mobius #miss minutes #victor timely #he who remains #lokius #loki x mobius #mobius x loki

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 215

Danny has found himself as a cat. And there’s good news and bad news about it. The good news is that he’s a magical cat or something similar, seeing as he has two tails and can go Very Big if he wants to. Bad news? He’s pretty sure they’re in a different dimension now. 

Cute news, both Ellie and Jordan are itty bitty kittens and utterly adorable, he would murder for them. They’re so tiny! Like, yeah they got physically de-aged before all this so they could properly pass as his kids- along with part of Dan’s parole- but this? He could hold them in his hands if he still had them! 

Alright! First things first, find a shelter and avoid the destroyed buildings along with whatever destroyed them in the first place. Then he could figure out if this is an accident or some sort of forced vacation. But shelter first. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #DP x Marvel #Prompts #Nekomata Danny #De aged Dan #De aged Ellie #Overprotective feral Danny is about to wreck shit if someone so much as looks at his kids wrong #He’s a big fluffy feline with two “ghost orbs” floating by his tails in cameras #”Is that a fucking Lazarus Pit/Death Cat???” #What time is Danny in? Good question #He could be in any time in the past or present or future #Maybe they’re there for several centuries who knows #if DC I bet he'd get along with Dex-Star

[kaidiaries]

“spider-man 2 was robbed” “the game awards are rigged” and only yuri lowenthal was brave enough to raise the discussion of would peter parker and astarion explore each other’s bodies in their respective action adventure/rpg narratives

#yes they would #i also thought ab how biting would factor in with Peter’s spider dna and decided astarion’s into it #if you think he’d react the way he did to gale’s blood then i GUESS that’s also fair #bring on the real discourse we should already know that bg3 and sm2 and every other nominee were fucking awesome #(but bg3 was probably my personal goty) #anyway yuri’s so real for this #peter parker #astarion #marvel’s spider-man 2 #baldur’s gate 3 #the game awards #yuri lowenthal #neil newbon

[jazbell]

totally how that scene went right.

bonus:

#watching penny snapcubes streams it looks so fun #also everyone in chat thought the same fucking thing #how do you even explain the mess without outing yourself as an alien vessel or gay (the same thing) #marvel's spider man #marvel's spider man 2 #insomniac spider man #parksborn #is that their ship name? idk #jart #spider man 2 spoilers #spiderman

[hijinxinprogress]

I need Billy thinking he’s so great at hiding things (and he is) no one knows he’s like fucking eight but they are pretty sure he hates like half the league

Like I need Billy getting along with everyone but he’s kinda stiff around flash and Batman but it’s get worse after most of them have revealed their secret ids and the jls so confused

Billy 100% thought Batman had all these fucking gadgets bc he was like some high up government official and then he found out no Batman’s just some rich guy and he’s like god no why is that worse

Batman just doesn’t care (he does 💀 he’s so fucking offended esp bc Marvel used to call him Mr. Batman sir but also bc he thought it’d be easier to get marvels secret id and weaknesses) as long as it doesn’t affect missions but Flash is kinda concerned bc ‘I’m pretty nice to him…does he think I don’t like him?? Did I offend him?? Do speedsters like set off the magic balance or whatever??’ 

They decide to pair up flash, Batman, and Captain Marvel to make sure their issues won’t affect team cohesion so after they’re done rescuing these kids that got involved in some supervillains masterplan Batman and flash are doing the usual spiel of ‘the laws exist for a reason,’ ‘you can trust the police’ and ‘there’s no good reason to turn to crime’

These kids want nothing to do with that shit and they’re trying to edge away while making excuses ‘thank you sm!! But no this is so safe, I know this area so well! We can get home ourselves!’ as soon as Batman starts asking about their parents so captain marvel just grabs Batman and flash and starts flying in the opposite direction ‘do you see that?? No guys seriously look at this cool thing!!’ and Batman’s growling about ‘childish to a degree that’s entirely unprofessional’ and ‘needlessly endangering civilians, civilian children at that-!’ and flash is trying to mediate but batman is shoving documents in his face ‘They were runaways, they don’t have anywhere to go and now they’re on a hitlist’ the ‘you fucking imbecile’ goes unsaid but they all hear it so marvel takes them back to villains lair and grabs a henchman at random and goes ‘This guys a cop…you can check that with your fancy equipment, right??’ and batman checks solely to prove him wrong but that guy is a cop and so are about 60% of the henchmen they took out then marvel goes ‘So they wouldn’t have been safe even if you took them to a hospital or child services’

Before the id reveals there’s a mission where the police are involved and flash mentions something about police protocol and marvel is so concerned bc ‘you’re still undercover? How long have you been under cover dude??’ and flash is confused bc ‘you know I’m not undercover right?? That is my actual real life day job’ and no one believes him when he says marvel shot him the most disgusted look you can imagine and edged away from him 

Batman tries to hold a meeting to address how marvel deals with the police and it goes no where bc marvel is fucking menace and goes ‘don’t you do that too?? And technically I’m also a vigilante sooo’ and batman is scrambling to get the jls attention back like ‘marvel hits cops 62% percent harder than other criminals and is 43% less friendly when interacting with the police in any capacity’ but they don’t care bc they want to know why marvel considers himself a vigilante 

They start letting Marvel be the one to approach children and notice that he’s advising them on how to make food last longer and maintain good hygiene while taking care of themselves and a jl members like hey wtf?? and Marvel says some bullshit about how ‘he’s lived many lives and not all of them were charmed’ and it gets back to cyborg who starts a rumor that he was dracula bc he can’t believe marvel had the balls to look WW in the eyes and lie to her fucking face

#billy batson #dc captain marvel #batman #dc flash #bruce wayne #barry allen #justice league #dc comics #green arrow like pulls marvel aside and is like ‘we’re cool though right??’ and Billy just kinda goes ‘😬 …eat the rich’ #yj calls billy tim’s apprentice bc he lies to wonderwoman and tim lies to batman #billy and vic being friends is so fucking funny to me like yeah this is my all knowing godlike friend who’s sometimes a baby #ACAB!billy batson

[carebeardean]

theyre besties. theyre coworkers. theyre divorced.

#loki series #loki #lokius #marvel #mcu #loki laufeyson #loki spoilers #mobius m mobius #marvel loki #loki x mobius #mobius #literally getting physical nausea typing in marvel. theyre so fucking funny tho this was fun

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

me on here: Hobie Brown would NOT be traditionally romantic and chivalrous. Looking at it's historical and social implications-

me in my head:

#this photo made me laugh OUT LOUD ITS SO RIDICULOUS #BUT I LOVE IT #ItS SO FUCKING FUNNY #love it #hobie brown #spiderpunk #spider punk #spiderverse #across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #atsv #spider verse #marvel #hobie brown x reader #hobie brown x you #hobie brown x y/n #hobie x you #hobie x reader #f/o #romantic f/o

[callmefirefly]

Let’s f*cking go! ❤️ 💛

#movies #film #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool 3 #wade wilson #deadpool #logan howlett #wolverine #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #i’m so excited #the hype is real #let’s fucking go #gif #my gifs #callmefirefly

[mssethii69]

#dm me for my content #fit girls #hot as fuck #thick babe #thickwomen #ms sethi #ms.sethe #so fuckable #so hot and sexy #ms sethii #ms.sethii #ass ms sethi #ms #mssethi #ms paint #msm #ms marvel #multiple sclerosis #celiac

[beemovieerotica]

watching fantasy/sci-fi shows from the 80's and 90's is so healing for your brain actually..........

i see people trying to hype them up too by showing off really impressive practical effects for the time, and sure, that's nice. but I unironically love seeing very obvious foam boulders bounce off people, and wooden swords clash, and bright flashes of light from "laser guns"... and it is so much better than 90% of shit today, and you know why?

key fucking difference: they inhabit it. everyone on screen is putting their entire soul into it. and I think people forget that tv is at its very essence theater, you tune in and suspend your disbelief, and you are always aware you are watching a story. if you go to a play and see someone stabbed with a very obvious fake knife, it doesn't fucking matter, does it?

because everyone's forgot that you're not there to see how good of a real-looking fake knife somebody can make, you're there to see people who can make you believe in the emotional truth of a story.

xena warrior princess is superior to every single marvel movie that has ever been made for the key fact that i can watch two actors struggling in "quicksand" which is very obviously just dirt that they were buried in up to their chests, but they are SCREAMING, wailing, crying: they are selling it and I am there for them ---

no marvel movie will ever achieve emotional truth as long as their direction goes: "Alright. So you're trapped in [redacted] next to [redacted], and you feel very [redacted]. And, action!"

#xena #fuck marvel #i have so many thoughts about this #talk to me people tell me about your favorite old shows and why

[uncharted-constellations]

Batman "I don't like working with others, I don't trust them, and I won't sacrifice Gotham to help out unless it's absolutely dire."

*Has an extensive network of vigilantes in Gotham and elsewhere, is on 85 different Justice League Rosters, would die for half of them*

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man *fighting every hero he ever meets*

"Weird that no-one likes me, don't know what their fucking problem is, I should fight them"

#batman #spider-man #i always think its so fucking funny when every justice league adaption goes 'he isnt a team player' like #he's been in so many different variations of the justice league its not even funny #autumn could start late and this man would have a team assembled #meanwhile mr friendly neighborhood over here has probably engaged in fisticuffs with every marvel character in existence #because they rightfully looked at him funny #one of my favorite panels in his avengers run is him throwing wolverine out of an UnBreakable window because he called mj dimwitted #also that superman/spider-man crossover where peter broke his hands trying to punch him into submission #i was gonna say this man would punch his own reflection if it looked at him funny but considering the clone saga exists #he basically has

[smol-bean-buchanan]

court: you realize it’s a crime to help a prisoner escape from jail, right?

wong:

#the way he dipped out so fucking fast akjdhsjsj #actually why am i laughing i’d probably pull the same shit too lmaooo #mcu #marvel #marvel studios #wong #she hulk #she-hulk

[yellow-yarrow]

hm, thinking about the similarities between trant and the sunday friend... why are you booing me im right

#obviously trant is less detached and fucked up than charles but still.. #'ah the marvelous institutions of the coalition! art and culture is so important! let me tell you about the history of this place.' #'this poor town is so interesting'

[feuer-bluete]

Its karaoke night for the Avengers and someone can't help but being cheesy as fuck. Tho I guess when you are a guy in a flying armor, there surely is nothing to keep him from getting to his babe.

I had the idea for the comic while listening to this song one time to many and the amazing @snowzapped captured my idea perfectly as always <3

#tony stark #marvel #steve rogers #stony #stevetony #iron man #superhusbands #captain america #commission #snowzapped #look at my perfect boys #I just love them so much #snow you outdid yourself as always!! #the fucking flip phone #the other avengers are there i promised #they just vanish to the background when you got the love googles on :D