#so i ate a shit ton of candy forgetting that i have a

[beesspacedotorg]

shout out to my dad for making me vom 😎

#bee lore #bro isolated me from my family cause he was in a pissy mood so i couldnt go to the kitchen and eat #so i ate a shit ton of candy forgetting that i have a #a tummy sickness #y'all ever thrown up at 1:30 am????? #emetephobia tw

[mytragedyperson]

Thoughts I had while watching/regarding bungou stray dogs

Before I begin I just want to say I don't want any hate for any thoughts and opinions here. We're allowed to disagree and have a different opinion regarding this show and these characters but what I don't want is a bunch of people being rude because we disagree on this show and these characters. Unlike the characters in this show I'm actually a real living human being with real human emotions. I'm not going to be a dick to you for your opinions, I just ask that you don't be a dick to me for mine. Also I'm lazy and I've already sent most of these thoughts to my friend who does not watch this show so I'll just be copy and posting those messages here as I wrote them to her. As I write this I'm on S3 E36, but I have been sending these messages to my friend since I started watching it yesterday and since I'm posting literally every thought I sent to my friend there will be things that are wrong whether I know it or not, so just a little forewarning for that. Also most of these thoughts will be going up to the first episode of S3 though I may later add to this with other opinions when I inevitably rewatch this and get to season 3 again.

And then he instantly ate the candy before she could try it but the thought was there. Also it was funny. Then again I also thought Dazai having Atsushi throw the phone just so Akutagawa would jump after it and immediately hanging up was funny. It was cruel, it was mean, i still laughed because I'm not so secretly a terrible person and this show brings out my worst qualities. What more can I say.

Wait I'm once again watching bungou stray dogs and I'm actually feeling so good right now. So there's a character called Ranpo and there's this traumatised 14 year old called Kyouka who basically had no childhood, and one of the first things Ranpo did is go out and buy her a shit ton of candy she's never tried before. Also he's just generally one of my favourite characters. He's 26 but he's childish, can barely do regular human things but he's really smart like think sherlock Holmes and he doesn't give a fuck but at the same time he's so sweet and just wants everyone to praise him but he can also be kinda snarky and sarcastic? Idk if those are the right terms. Ugh I love him

And then there's dazai who is basically a walking red flag and used to work for the mafia but he is so fun and interesting to watch. He's so manipulative, I actually couldn't tell you how much of his personality is real, how much is fake, and how much is a bit of both. He's also only 22 which I didn't realise until now. I stand by this but now I'm pretty sure nothing he says is a complete lie. Like he manipulates people with the truth more than anything. It's fascinating to watch. And terrifying

Also I there's this sweet friendly happy country boy who seems really Naive but (since this is a world where superpoweres/special abilities exist) he has super strength like can lift a car with one hand strong. He can beat up an entire gang with a smile. But he only has this super strength when he's hungry. That's another thing I like, some of the abilities are overpowered but others have limitations or only work in certain conditions. However then you have the main character who can turn into a weretiger and that for some reason gives him restoration abilities. Like he legit lost a leg in one of the first episodes then turned into a tiger and it was just back with no sign he'd ever lost it. Okay I'm gonna admit I still forget this guys name. Kenji? I will look it up so I can tag him. I'm sorry I don't dislike him I'm just terrible with names. Also I interrupt this past thought to bring you my current thought. I'm currently paused on cannabilism part three. I'm pretty sure Ranpo and Chuuya are still in Poe's book. Also I don't think I mentioned Poe that much in my messages to my friends but I love him. He simultaneously wants to be the best, be praised and get one over on Ranpo. At the same time he wants to be friends with Ranpo. He's adorable, he's lonely, there's something kind of sad about him. Honestly there's something kinda sad about most if not all of these characters but we'll get back to that later. Now on with my previously scheduled old thoughts

And then there's a woman in it who can heal people but only when they're basically dying so if she wants to heal a minor injury she has to almost but not quite kill her patient before she can heal them. I don't have much more to say here, Yosano seems cool and badass and all that but we don't really see much of her. I did really like the S1 episode we got with her but that's the only point she's really had a chance to stand out which is sad.

Also this isn't an old thought but I love how S3 showed that even though Ranpo is childish at times he can be mature when needed.

Could do without the incest they randomly hint at or just throw in in general but I understand its more for humour than anything else and it's rare enough that it can be ignored.

And then the head of the mafia has like a girl who's around 10 near him and idk if it's a translation issue or me overthinking it but it does give me a slight pedophilic vibe the way some things are said.

And yet somehow he seems to actually care about the people working for him. It's so interesting to watch a show where the characters treated as the morally grey imperfect humans they are. Like dazai left the mafia but he didn't magically become good and forget everything that let him survive in the mafia. He never claims to be a good person and he doesn't care. He doesn't care about being good or doing the right thing. The show doesn't treat him like he's always a good person or someone who always does a good thing. Sure, the main character sees him as good or at least not bad but that's because Dazai took him in and got him a job when he had nowhere to go because he's an orphan. I'm also not sure how many of the people he works with now know he's in the mafia. Like in the third episode or something it's said that no one knows what he did before. But it's at the end of that episode we the audience find out he used to be in the mafia, and three of the people he works with are there but they're all either unconscious or dying so it's unclear if any of them actually heard and idk if they actually heard and nothing seems to change after that and it's never mentioned by the detective agency whether they know or not. But the mafia isn't treat like they're wholly evil or bad either. Yes they're criminals, they're murderers they do bad things but they seem to be somewhat supportive of each other and care about each other somewhat, you know kinda like a very fucked up, toxic family that is abusive towards each other but is also like wtf only I can be mean to them, they are my fellow mafia members, no you may not hurt them, only we can kill and abuse our family members dammit kinda way. The kind of thing that's horrifying in real life but can make for some interesting scenes. Also Kyouka and the Red haired woman, I'm sorry I completely forgot her name- the way this woman cares about Kyouka as if she's her own daughter and wants her to be happy.

Also you gotta love a show that isn't afraid to kill off some kids because yes these are dangerous criminals and they're going up against other dangerous killers. You think they're gonna draw a line at killing kids to get what they want? Realism in my anime I love it.

Like I realise that sounds vaguely demented but I'm so sick of black vs white, good vs evil. Having two criminal organisations go up against each other? Yes. Having two criminal organisations and a detective agency go up against each other? Yes. Having the morals be grey to the point where your main character, the character with the best morals, still probably wouldn't exactly be anyone's image of good? Who thinks they can't do something not because of morals but because their self esteem is basically 0, maybe even a minus number? Yes. Of The main groups that have been given names there's not one person among them that I belive couldn't kill someone. Even the ones that don't kill people or don't want to could kill people. And I love that. All the villains, all the bad guys, all the characters feel like they could be real people, exaggerated and dramatic, sure, but at their core all the characters feel real, and most of the relationship dynamics you can kind of understand or feel rooted in real life. When you look at your main characters you're not necessarily encouraged to think they can do no wrong. Ugh god I love this anime

Also I'm now pretty sure that Ranpo at least knows that Dazai was in the mafia. Not only does he have deductive abilities but there's a chance he was working for the agency when Dazai joined. The president of the agency knows and I feel like Ranpo knows either because he was told or he figured out. If he knows he didn't tell anyone. I have no proof of this so far, it just makes sense. If he can put on glasses, look at a complete stranger and know that if they go where they're going they'll die, and by looking at a body knows how and when someone died and who killed them and why, then surely he could figure out dazai was in the mafia or something similar? Idk that just makes more sense to me than him not knowing and, while he is pretty childish, he's also 26. He probably knows that telling the other agency members that dazai is a mafia member may not be the best idea. If he can tell Dazais a mafia member he can also probably guess the others reaction and some of them are new to the agency. Also its a detective agency so it's technically on the other side of the law. And the less people that know, the less chance there is of the wrong people finding out, you know.

They literally introduced these kids for the sole purpose of killing them off to send a message and I appreciate it. Honestly these are episodes to establish a characters past and background why are they so good and detailed.

They literally killed a bunch of kids to encourage someone to kill them. This is madness I love it.

Honestly it's really interesting how the leader of the rival group, who I refuse to call a villain was searching for death and to escape, meanwhile dazai is searching for a will to live, a reason to live. Oh yeah this anime is great but its also depressing and there is a pretty big theme of suicide and murder and death running through it so there is that.

He doesn't even leave the mafia because he wants to become a better person, he does it because his only friend told him to while dying in his arms. Or rather he's indifferent to morality and chooses the side of "good" or at least twilight because he was asked to.

OK I think they know dazai was mafia by season 2. That's what I'm gonna go with. It makes more sense, except then Kunikida didn't know but that could've just been Dazai trying to annoy him so idk. If someone knows who exactly knows dazai was in the mafia please let me know.

The fact that this rich guys power is literally the more money I spend the more power I have is a really interesting reflection of life honestly.

I mean dazai kind of implied that he hopes he can become a good person but I literally think that's just because his friend asked him to.

Also the fucked up mentorship that is Dazai and Akutagawa is so toxic and so abusive and yet to some extent I'm here rooting for Akutagawa hoping he gets the acknowledgement he wants. Look, listen, I know this wouldn't make it pess abusive, abusers do praise their victims sometimes to keep them around but honestly I want him to achieve his goals whatever they may be.

Plus I feel like it shows Dazais character as well. He is manipulative, ge is toxic, he is abusive, he is a killer, he is a criminal. He is a walking red flag and how he interacts with Akutagawa shows that, and yet how he treats Atsushi, the main character and his new apprentice I believe he called him is different. He praises him more, he doesn't hit him as much, the one time he did it was to snap him out of it when he was freaking out. Idk how to describe Dazais character in a positive way abd yet he's so entertaining to watch that I can't help but like him and honestly it feels like the audience is being manipulated just as much as everyone else around Dazai only its worse because we've actively seen more of the things he's done that have been less than good and yet we just kinda shrug and go well that's dazai for you but that's not normal. If this was a real person I'd be very concerned but as its a fictional main character I've decided to just not think about it too deeply. I like his character, I think he's interesting.

Also idk how this falls or anything but this guy was basically called, not even weak just not strong enough yet, by Dazai, literally internalised that so hard that even 4 years later, when he's a lot stronger than he was before, he still thinks he's weak simply because Dazai has never said he's strong.

It's kinda like how I feel watching You. Like you know what he's doing is wrong and he's not a good guy but because you're following him and know his point of view you don't completely hate him. This is more regarding how he treats Akutagawa than un general.

And the thing is this show is actually so sad. Like when you listen to the characters talk and the main theme being looking for a will to live, looking for a life purpose, its honestly quite a depressing show, it just has fight scenes and some silly characters and lighter hearted moments that make you forget for a moment that it's a sad, depressing show.

Honestly this guy with the money is literally spending all his money to try and make his family happy but I cannot figure out how destroying part of Japan makes his family happy. Maybe it's something to do with this book he's looking for.

Yeah also I love how impersonal group 3 seems. Like there's the armed detective agency, the mafia and the guild, and the guild are doing all these things but at the end of the day it is just a job for them. They don't actually care about each other or their boss that much, some of them care. it's just a way to make money. I kinda like that.

Also we have Cthulu or some other monster pretending to be human so thats cool.

Also Ranpo made a friend, like someone who isn't in the agency and they can be geniuses together and there's an element of rivalry but they still respect each other and their abilities. I'm so happy for both of them. I did talk about Poe look at that.

They seriously had this grown ass man say he prefers the women in his life to be under 12 so I wasn't overthinking the pedophilia they were putting in. It's good to have this clarification though, and as my friend pointed out still doesn't need to be there but there it is and I can't change it so let's just go with it.

Also Dazai just kinda knows everything and everyone and he's slowly puppet mastering everything. Like he has people in the mafia who still seen loyal to him and do what he tells him. He kind of has a friend in the government. He's in the armed detective agency. And there's 2 years where he was hidden that I still know nothing about so basically all I'm saying is I'm pretty sure Dazai is secretly in charge of all of Japan and everyone else has just failed to realise this yet. Still stand by this and if its not true yet it will be.

OK we had Cthulu and now we have what appear to be demons and apparently the mangas have vampires so this should be interesting.

I mean it makes sense. If they can have supernatural powers why not have supernatural beings as well.

And now one of the characters is a vessel for a god and has been this entire time.

Honestly it's so funny to me to go on tumblr and see people be like oh dazais toxic, he treats Akutagawa badly. Like yeah obviously he's a mafia agent. He's an executive. He was 15 when he joined and I doubt he's much older when Akutagawa joins. Akutagawa is his subordinate. It's like obviously mafia members don't treat their subordinates well. They're the mafia. "Oh Dazai manipulated and strong armed Chuuya and Akutagawa into joining the mafia." What as opposed to the honourable recruitment methods usually used by mafia members? Like they think that's gonna make me find the mentor mentee relationship any less interesting? They also seem to talk like finding this type of dynamic in a fictional show with fictional characters means you somehow support or are fine with abusive dynamics in shows which is literally not how this works? Like you can find something entertaining in fiction that you hate in real life. Like personally I find mind control powers really interesting but in real life they'd be horrifying and I'd hate if they were real. I honestly don't get how seriously some people take enjoying a fictional dynamic between fictional people. And by the way before anyone tries to twist this to say oh so you think it's OK for some people to get abused just because they're in the mafia? No I don't think that, abuse is abuse and abuse is always wrong in real life but that's also how things are in the mafia and among criminals and people in general. That doesn't make it right or good. It's just how things are, just reality, an unfortunate reality but a reality all the same. Sorry if this seems really antagonistic and stuff. It just annoys me when people act like enjoying a fictional dynamic in any way reflects your real life dynamics. Though this may also be because I accidentally tripped and fell into shipping dazai and akutagawa. Listen, I didn't want to ship them, I didn't expect to ship them, and yet ship them I do and I can't change that. As I said in real life this dynamic is horrible and no one who claims to love you should treat you like Dazai treats Akutagawa. I didn't get a choice in this one. I didn't even need fanfiction to make it happen. My brain really looked at all the characters in this show, all the possible ships and went that one and pointed at one of the most toxic ships in this show. I'm sorry I'm disappointed in me too but it could be worse, so I'm just gonna ignore any negativity associated with that particular opinion.

Also if the story I was supposed to take from the dazai and chuuya 15 years old episodes was supposed to be that dazai was a terrible person and a dick and a villain, I'm sorry to say that was not the message I got. I'll be honest I didn't really take a message from the whole Chuuyas former group and dazai conflict, I was too busy thinking of that undertake song you sometimes hear on tiktok you know the line "you're only still alive because I made a promise". And honestly those kids sucked anyway, family isn't something you hold over someone's head as you owe us situation. Dazai was mostly honest about his actions? Like I feel like he never directly lied. Of course there are plenty of ways to avoid completely lying while also not telling the full truth. Is it really Dazais fault everyone was so easy for him to predict? Now did he have to call the boss or reveal he was from the mafia? No. Obviously not but at the same time why should he hide it? He has no reason to. And let's face it whether those kids showed up then or not ,Chuuya was always going to end up working with Dazai to some extent, he already had and also, he still wanted answers for himself. The teens were the ones that decided that was a betrayal and decided to try and kill Chuuya and join up with the mafia's other rivals, which the mafia obviously wouldn't like. Was it manipulated and puppeteered? To some extent, dazai certainly did things on purpose that he didn't have to do, predicting it would cause a specific reaction. But predictions aren't always right. Dazais plan working still relied an awful lot on other people's reactions and choices. And no I feel no emotion for the fact they're 15, so were Dazai and Chuuya, they were still perfectly willing to kill Chuuya for a perceived betrayal. And in response to that Chuuya agrees to Dazais terms to save them. Thus why my brain just went "you're only still alive because I made a promise". Anyway, yeah thise are my thoughts on that i won't comment on Akutagawa's joining the mafia yet because I haven't seen that flashback yet, and Dazai did still mistreat them. I did get the message that he's a master manipulator and can be dangerous but this had already been established.

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #akutagawa ryuunosuke #chuuya nakahara #bungou stray dogs yosano #kenji bsd #edgar allan poe #edogawa ranpo #the mafia #the armed detective agency #the guild bsd #god i love this show

[kitty-thinks-stuff]

Clairmont chocolates (hurt-comfort oc fic)

After a difficult job, Olivia gets a visit from her friend Sam. (mentions murder, theres some crying and angst, also a lot of references to stuff you might not understand bc these oc's are new) Also I don't write a lot so if it's bad just don't tell me

Her hands felt raw. 

Olivia had been washing them for 30 minutes now and she swore she could still smell the blood. It burned her nose and scorched her throat. Her face scrunched and she gripped the sink as she felt her eyes start to water. 

She couldn't cry. Not today, not right now. Not with Aux in the room across from her and Max in the room right below. 

Just as she was about to wash her hands again, she heard a knocking sound coming from her window. Ringleader? Why go through her window? 

He always loved a dramatic entrance, she thought. She really couldn't deal with his shit right now. Not after the mission she just finished 

The knocking sound came again. Taking a sharp breath in, she walked over to her window and threw it open. 

"Fuck off Ring, I can't deal with your- oh." 

A dark-haired male stood below her, his floppy bunny ears low and a surprised look on his face. 

"Well, hey to you too, pretty girl!" He chuckled. 

Even worse. 

"Don't call me that, Sam," She bit back, "what do you want." 

"What," he hoisted himself up to sit on her windowsill, "I can't pay a visit to my lady friend?" 

"I am NOT your lady friend!" She yelled, getting up close to his face as if to emphasize her point. 

Sams face dropped; worry painted all over. 

"Liv, what's wrong?" 

"Nothing! Nothing is wrong! I've just... I've just had a long day." 

"So, is this a bad time to tell you I brought some Clairmont chocolates?" 

Something in her stomach shifted, a fluttery feeling blooming through her anger. 

My favorites. 

___ 

They were laid on her bed, chocolate wrappers strewn all around. Soft blankets wrapped around them; the sunset peeked through the still open window. 

“Have you ever been to the north side of the city?” 

“Yeah, I’ve stolen a couple things from some bigshots that live over there,” Olivia smiled as she ate another candy. 

“No, no, not to steal,” Sam said, “I mean just over there. To enjoy yourself, without being on a job.” 

“Poor people don’t get to just ‘hang out’ in the north side, Sam. I’m either there for a job, or I’m not there at all.” 

“Well, they have the best restaurants down there, crab and salmon and steak, literally mouthwatering smell. I’ll have to take you down there one day, my treat.” 

“Your insane,” she laughed at the absurdity. Her, fancy north side restaurants? None of the clowns had ever been allowed a day to just ‘enjoy themselves’, not that they ever even had the money to do so. 

“I don’t know, it’d be nice to at least dream right?” 

“I guess it doesn’t hurt.” 

“It could, I don’t know, be like a... real date, or something.” 

Olivia's smile faltered. They had never really talked about their relationship, or what it was. They knew they could never be together, both from opposite sides of the world. Real dates weren’t a luxury they were allowed. 

“I’m sorry, Liv, forget I said anything. It was a stupid idea anyways.” 

“No, Sam, it’s fine. I’m fine.” 

Even though Sam didn’t look like he believed her, he settled back down onto the bed. An awkward, uncomfortable silence followed behind. 

“So, I had a pretty tough mission today,” Olivia said quietly. 

“Oh yeah?” 

“Yeah. Some rich guy from Winstead. Apparently, he and Ring had some arguments over debts. Richy owed him tons of money.” 

“Lemme guess, you had to steal some important artifact or something?” 

“No. Ring wanted me to kill him,” Olivia muttered. Tears stung at the corner of her eyes, and she bit them back as best as she could. 

“Oh. Did you... did you do it?” 

There was a heavy silence, like a heavy blanket in the summertime. 

“Olivia?” 

There was a sniffling sound, and when Sam looked up, he could see she was crying. 

“Hey, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to pry!” 

“No I,” she stopped to wipe the tears now falling down her face, “I should be the one that’s sorry. I didn’t mean to wrap you into this. It’s just. I feel awful.” 

“Haven’t you done jobs like this in the past though?” 

“Yeah, but,” she hesitated, more tears wetting her face, “Sam, he had a daughter. A young one, maybe seven or eight. I didn’t even notice until after I did it, but when I was leaving, I saw a photo of them, together. It looked like she had won some kind of award. They looked so... so happy. And I ruined that. I ruined a family for what? Some stupid job!? I should’ve said no, I should’ve checked the house or something.” She looked up at him now, her eyes wet and wide. She was breathing heavily, and she could barely speak without choking up. Her throat felt thick, and she felt like all she could do was continue sobbing. 

Sam pulled her into a hug, letting her cry on his shoulder. After a minute or two, when he couldn’t hear the crying anymore, he said quietly, “you couldn’t have known, Liv.” 

When he didn’t get a response, he glanced down at her and noticed she had fallen asleep while laying on him. Her face was still soaked with tears and her eyes were puffy, but she looked peaceful and calmer than before. Stifling a laugh, he laid her gently onto her bed, and pulled the blankets over her. He cleared away the wrappers and left the remaining chocolates on her bedside table. He climbed out the window and whispered a small goodnight, closing the window and heading back to his house. 

___ 

Olivia woke up with the sun warming her face. Her head felt fuzzy, and she was too comfortable to move. Glancing at the clock on her bedside table, she noticed the chocolates sitting there. She smiled and reached for them. She noticed a small piece of paper tucked under the bag, and confused, she picked it up and read the too-neat handwriting. 

To Olivia,  Meet me at 6pm, Sweeton Hills restaurant. 

Tell Ring no missions 

It’s time for a real date. 

#i wrote this while watching a shxtou stream #sorry not sorry #clown oc #kitty writes #all the town/city names are made up #also thanks to hearts #they convinced me to write again teehee #also this will be posted on ao3 soon i just dont have an acc yet but SOONNN

[katsu28]

building gingerbread houses with best friend!JJ Maybank

a/n: I didn’t have enough filler for a whole one shot but I so wanted to share this with you guys omg

(lowercase intended bc I brainstormed this in my notes app on my phone and I’m too lazy to fix everything 😅)

- JJ was not a fan of Christmas

- past Christmases with Luke were never fun

- Luke was always drunk, always passed out on the couch

- so JJ never really had the Christmas experience that other kids had

- which is why he didn't really like it all too much

- you, on the other hand were a Christmas nut

- it was your absolute favorite time of the year

- and knowing that JJ hadn't been able to do a lot of the things you loved about the holidays made you sad

- so this year you took it upon yourself to give JJ an unforgettable one

- your favorite holiday activity was building gingerbread houses

- and you thought JJ would definitely like it too

- but also he would end up eating all the candy instead of putting it on the house

- ok so basically you kidnap him from the Chateau, blindfold him and drive him to your house

- "you know i'm stronger than you, right? so you trying to muscle me into the car is pretty counterproductive." "shut up and get in, JJ." "alright, alright."

- now you're back at your house

- maybe you forget to mention a step when walking up to the porch and he trips

- "are you trying to kill me, woman??" "you're fine, you big baby."

- you steer him to the kitchen, which is already set up with gingerbread building kits, shit tons of candy, and packets of hot chocolate ready to be made

- as soon as you take off his blindfold, his jaw drops

- "i know you haven't had the best run of it when it comes to Christmas. and i wanted you to have a good one this year." "Y/N..." "we don't have to do this if you don't want to, but building gingerbread houses has always been my favorite thing and i figured you might like it too, but—"

- JJ tackles you in a big ass hug

- "i love it, thank you." "really?" "really. now come on, my gingerbread house is gonna whoop your gingerbread house's ASS." "challenge fuckin accepted, Maybank."

- you jam a santa hat onto JJ’s head and yours

- and so it begins

- skip to actually building the houses

- "hey, lemme get some of your gumdrops." "where did yours go???" "they didn't give me enough!" "you ate them, didn't you?" "...maybe. just gimme some of yours, come on!"

- he leans over to swipe some of yours and you swat his grabby hands away

- "fuck off, JJ—" "sharing is caring, Y/N." "you're hogging all the frosting, asshole!"

- your house ended up looking picture perfect, as it always did

- JJ’s house was...not

- there were bites missing from pieces, candies scattered everywhere, part of the roof was caved in—just a big ass mess

- "i was going for a gingerbread zombie apocalypse vibe." "sure, yeah. you definitely didn't just eat everything instead of putting it on." "i would never."

- "not to alarm you, but i think i'm gonna hurl." "i told you not to eat so much candy, JJ!" "what's the fun of having it if you don't stuff your face with it??" "the fun is you don't get sick because of it." "that's fucking boring."

- later on, during hot chocolate and movies, JJ nestles up to you with his head in your lap while your fingers card through his hair

- "thank you for today, y/n. this is the best Christmas i've had in a while." "even though you ate way too much candy and puked?"

- "oh, that wasn't fun. but the rest of it, yeah. i'm glad you're in my life." "i'm glad you're in my life too, J." "god i need a nap."

Taglist!

@pogueslandia @purple-flamingo

#jj maybank #jj maybank headcanon #jj maybank x reader #jj maybank x y/n #jj maybank drabble #outer banks #obx netflix #rudy pankow #obx christmas #i need a best friend like JJ #someone come do christmas shit with me

[uwuwriting]

Youtube’s top couples w/ Kenma, Osamu and Iwaizumi.

This one was not requested I just came up with it. Lol. It’s a cute idea I think and these three are capable of prividing good entertainment so yeah. They are  *★responsible*★. Love ya.💖💖💖

rules

masterlist

warnings: none I think.

Kenma Kozume

-Okay he already has a Youtube channel for gaming on his own but once you appear on there and his fans keep nagging him for more videos with you in it, he makes a second channel.

-Yes he is afraid that you are going to be the sole reason some people see his videos.

-does he mind all that much? No.

-Do the comments bother him? Yes. 

-So he makes a couples channel. 

-Names it something like “Kozumes game” making it perfectly clear out there that you are his. 

-Okay he gets a little bit possessive when it comes to this. 

-He really doesn’t like the comments that he has read. 

-Your channel consists of horror gameplays. 

-Basically you jumping in your seat on every single jumpscare and scaring the living shit out of your boyfriend. 

-Look bby is used to things jumping AT him through a screen but not actually touch him. 

-You touch him when you jump. 

-It’s hilarious watching you play Visage and jumping out of your skin everytime the light flickers. 

- “You’re not pressing the button kitt- NO TURN AROUND!”

-*screaming*

-Your followers have made those try not to laugh compilations where it’s just clips of you and Kenma just screaming at the screen. 

-There was this one time you were playing Dead Space and you were determined to finish a level without fracturing Kenma’s ear drums. 

-So you went on a cursing spree. 

-He had to add so many bleeping affects afterwards but during the video he couldn’t contain his laughter. 

-You can get really creative when you are about to get your ass kicked by some praying mantis looking ass zombies. 

-The video went off the charts. 

-They even made a meme of Kenma wheezing on the floor. 

-Anyhow, your content is really fun to watch and your channel is doing quite well. 

-There are the occasional vlogs  which Kenma names “Family hours” but they are rare. 

-He prefers his privacy. 

-10/10 would reccomend. 

Osamu Miya

-It all started as an advertismnet for Onigiri Miya. 

-He never meant for it to become so well known or a part of his brand.

-He would uplaod like twice a month at the start, small snippets of life inside the restaurant and his kitchen. 

-People got to see how the bussiness was starting to grow and how Osamu would treat his employees. 

-Then one time you got to film a video of him and some other chefs coming up with new recipes. 

-You were mostly in the economics department and didn’t really know how to cook.

-Osamu made that perfeclty clear during that video. 

- “We don’t need tasting just yet babe.”

- “No I’m here to help ^^”

- “Love, we need edible food.” 

-The burn, you felt it in your soul. 

-After that video there were many requests for more. 

-More glimpses of the shop, more cooking videos, more of your domesticity.

-People ate that couple-in-love moments like candy. 

-So Osamu started filming videos at home, easy recipes for beginners, some difficult dishes and would give useful advice. 

-There was this series on your channel where he taught you how to cook. 

-It was the funniest shit out there. 

-You really were bad in the kitchen and would forget you had something boiling behind you, choas ensues. 

-Yalls uplaod schedule is fucked up especially after you got pregnant. 

-Osamu would upload at 3 am and people would ask if he was alright. 

-In reality you had weird cravings when you woke up at 2 in the morning and he couldn’t say no to the love of his life. 

-Vlogs family vacations with Atsumu just to diss him. 

-You are there to film when he wants to really slap his twin and you just turn the camera on you and pretend like they aren’t killing each other behind you. 

-There’s a compilation of you ignoring their shit and being a relatable queen. 

-Some comments refer to you as the mom of the channel but we all know that that title belongs to Kita who makes an appearance here and there, babysitting all of you. 

Iwaizumi Hajime

-LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT MY BABY!

-Movie review channel no doubt about that. 

-From horror movies to stupid comedies to serious social movies yalls channel is the one you’re looking for. 

-Okay both of you prefer reviewing horror films because A they’re easier to piss on and B they’re fun to watch. 

-You have reviewed all of the Godzilla movies and have a vlog of you going to the cinema to watch the latest remake. 

-Happy puppy dog eyed Iwaizumi.

-Making fun of each other for picking a bad movie. 

- “So today we are review this pile of burning trash that my lovely girlfriend picked.” 

- “Hajime!”

- “At times, I too doubt why I’m still here.” 

- “HAJIME!”

- ‘Tis all in jest fear not.

-You review bad movies on purpose, for the laughs.

-It’s hilarious watching Hajime trying to make sense of the Room. 

-For the whole month of October you have a horror movie marathon and all your videos are made in costume. 

-You even make small skits during Halloween. 

-It’s basically Hajime chasing you in a Jason costume and you screaming your ass off because you didn’t see him standing at the far side of the kitchen when you walked in to get some water. 

-Vlogs of you two going to theme parks. 

-Volleyball vlogs!!!

-Since he still plays you will vlog a game of too and brag of what an amazing boyfriend you have. 

-People love seeing you being all lovey dovey from time to time. 

-There are a ton of comments saying how lovingly Hajime looks at you. 

-Last but not least is the guessing board, provided to you by Oikawa himself. 

-Once a month you watch a movie on camera and make assumptions all through out the duration of the film, whoever gets most of them right chooses the next date location. 

-It’s a really tough competition because both of you are really good at reading someone’s intentions and you always end up on a tie. 

-Wholesome content right here.

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Marvel Movies (Rafe,Topper,Kelce X Reader)

This takes place about a month after this.

Mentions of choking,fighting,Captain America Spoilers,Kelce being a Disney Hoe

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You could hear the sound of “Lost In The Woods” from frozen two along with the sound of a car door shutting.You grinned,looking outside your window to see Kelce walking up to your front door.He had been obsessed with the sound track since you,Rafe,Topper and him had watched it last weekend.He swung open your door,pointing at you. “DONT YOU KNOW THERES PART OF ME THAT LONGS TO GO INTO THE UNKNOWN!”He sang,swinging his arms to the tune of the song that was now playing from his earbuds.

You smiled,taking out your phone to record him. “Kel,what are you singing?”You giggled,zooming in on his face. “Bitch,you already know!!!”He said it to the same tune,making you bite your lip to hold back a snort as you saved the video to your snap chat memories.He sat down nexto to you on the couch,pulling out his earbuds. “Rafe and Top are late?”He asked.You shrugged,checking the groupchat to check what time Rafe had left his house. “Kind of but like its fine.Its my night anyways.”You reminded him.Kelce nodded,pulling his legs onto the couch and resting them across your lap. “What are we watching?”He asked,looking up to see nickelodeon on the TV.

You smiled,telling him it was a surprise before throwing his legs off you and going into the kitchen to snack prep.He followed you,not wanting to watch nickelodeon. “Hey,do you remember those brownies we ate when we were little?Like the ones with the colorful chocolate things?”You asked,opening a bag of doritos and pouring the chips into a large bowl.His eyebrows furrowed as he thought about it,grabbing a capri sun from your fridge. “Debby Ryan brownies?”He asked.You turned to look at him,the empty chip bag in your hand. “Do you know who Debby Ryan is?”You asked,laughing at him.

The realization hit him,making him laugh too. “The girl from tik tok!The meme one!”He answered.You nodded,throwing the empty red bag away.You grabbed the bag of sharable m and m’s,pouring the colorful candies into a bowl as well before bringing them both into the living room and setting them down on the table.He somehow ended up laying down half on top of you,the back of his head resting on your stomach.You didnt even hear Rafe pull up,the door opening with him standing with a paper bag in his hand.You missed the way his jaw clenched and his eyes narrowed at the sight of Kelce laying on you,he quickly covered it with a smile.

Topper was right behind him,you turned your head to look at the blonde.You immediately burst into laughter upon seeing the pink,purple,yellow and green striped shirt he was wearing. “That’s gotta be the ugliest shirt ive ever seen.”You grinned,running your hand over Kelce’s curly hair.He rolled his eyes,sitting on the floor while Rafe put the paper bag down on the table next to the M and M’s,pulling out the contents.Sour gummy worms,dark chocolate chips,werthers caramels and a can of your favorite soda.He held the can,sitting at the end of the couch by your head so you could rest your head on his lap.He held the cool can to your forehead,knowing that you liked the feeling of the coolness.

You removed your hand from Kelce’s hair,putting on Disney Plus. “OOH-are we watching Winnie the Pooh?”Topper asked.You laughed,shaking your head as you went down to the row of Marvel Movies.Rafe had only ever seen Iron Man 2 so he wasnt very familiar with the films.Kelce preferred DC and Topper just sucked.You eventually came to The First Avenger,pressing on it.You squealed as the movie started,excited to annoy your friends.

 “I have a husband in this one too.”You smiled,remembering your huge Bucky phase in sixth grade that Rafe couldnt quite understand.He had only seen your Winter Soldier hoodie so he didnt really have a good idea of who Bucky actually was besides the fact that you loved 

him.During the scene where Steve received the Serum Topper had sat up,glancing between Steve and Rafe. “Am I the only one that sees a resemblance?”He asked.You sat up slightly,Kelce moving off of you so you could turn and look at Rafe properly.

He blushed,turning his head and looking away so you had to cup his face and get him to look at you.He bit his lip slightly,looking down at you.Topper rolled his eyes,regretting bringing it up in the first place. “Steve is more handsome.”You grinned,returning to your place on his lap.Kelce broke into laughter along with Topper,Rafe just a red mess as you continued watching the TV. “Isnt Spencer your husband?And 10K?”Kelce asked.You nodded,still watching the movie. “I thought Spencer was the love of your life?”He waited for your answer.You rolled your eyes. “I can have multiple loves of my life.”You answered,still watching the movie. “Can you pause this?”Topper asked,looking up at you from the floor.

You paused it,a bit annoyed. “What?”You asked.He opened a bag of sour gummy worms,popping one in his mouth. “How many husbands do you have?”He asked.You bit the inside of your cheek,thinking about it.Spencer Reid,Newt,Draco,Percy Jackson,Jack Frost,Peter Pan,Zuko,Prince Eric,Kristoff,Aladdin,T’Challa,Killmonger,Dallas Winston. “Uh...16.”You answered.Rafe laughed,fingers brushing against his chin as Kelce just looked up at you with wide eyes. “Who?”He asked.You blushed,counting off on your fingers. “Spencer,Newt-”Topper interrupted you. “Who is Newt?”He asked.You glared at him. “Do you not pay attention on Movie Nights?Eight months ago we watched The Maze Runner,the handsome blonde boy with the british accent.”You explained.He tried not to laugh at your passion for the topic.

 “Draco Malfoy,Percy Jackson,Jack Frost-”You were interrupted again,this time by Kelce. “The animated dude?The albino one?”He asked.You sighed,nodding.Rafe’s eyebrows knit together,frowning down at you. “You have a crush on an animated albino?”He asked.You sat up,looking between the boys. “You’re gonna tell me hes not cute as hell?Dont even act like you’re not a simp for Meg,Rafe.You too,Kelce,I saw the way you looked at Elsa when she let her hair down!”You reminded the boy.Topper laughed,forgetting that you knew all his secrets. “Dude,you were in love with Ariel when you were 10!”You exclaimed,making the boy shut up. “Who else?”Rafe asked,still curious. “Um...Peter Pan,Zuko-”You were cut off once again. 

“Birth mark dude from Avatar?”Rafe asked.You huffed loudly,stealing the bag of gummies from Topper and eating one. “ITS A BURN!”You nearly shouted. “You have such terrible taste in men.”Topper rolled his eyes.You glared at him,biting hard on your lip. “Get out.”You told him.He bit back a smile,looking up at you. “What?”He laughed.You pouted. “Go stand in the rain for two minutes.”You told him.He shook his head until you got off the couch,grabbing his hand and dragging him to the door. “You’re being mean so you have to stand in the rain.”You told him,opening the door.

He blushed,stepping outside and into the rain.He would never do this for anyone else but the smile on your face was worth it.Rafe looked outside the window,recording Topper standing in a T pose as water drenched his ugly shirt and hair.Once the two minutes was up you opened the door again,letting the wet boy come inside.He smirked before hugging you tightly,getting you completely wet. “TOPPER!”You shouted,pulling off your wet t shirt. “Dammit.”You huffed,pulling off your wet shorts and leaving yourself in just your bra and underwear. Dancing in bikinis multiple times so it wasn't that big of a deal but you didn't notice their wandering eyes. You turned to walk upstairs to change into new into new pants while top or just stood a blushing mess. 

At this point you'd forgotten about the movie and you were more focused on annoying your friends.Topper  knew better than to sit on your couch in wet clothes but unfortunately he hadn't brought a new pair to change into. So when you return downstairs in a tank top and pajama bottoms you saw topper in just his boxers sitting on your couch watching the movie.You went to sit on the couch,being pulled into Topper’s lap.When the scene of Bucky falling off the train came along Kelce had become attached,standing up to shout at the tv while you started crying a bit,Topper kissing your forehead lightly. “WHERES THE NEXT ONE?”Kelce asked.You grinned,grabbing the remote and moving on to Winter Soldier. 

“Theres like a ton of movies between these two but like we can watch those eventually.”You shrugged,ending up wedged between Rafe and Topper,Rafe’s fingers twisting your hair and tracing figure eights along the back of your neck. “On your left!”You spoke at the same time as Sam,grinning.Kelce grinned. “So thats why you always say that!”He put the puzzle pieces together.When Nat pulled up you saw the way Topper’s jaw dropped,you smiled. “I know,right?Shes like really fucking pretty.”You grinned,head against Rafe’s chest.Topper had began to doze off when Bucky came on with his metal arm,waking up fully again when he heard you whisper “He could literally choke me with his metal arm.”under your breath.He burst out laughing for a reason that Rafe nor Kelce could understand,plotting to use it against you in the future.

Somehow Topper had managed to fall asleep against your leg while Rafe had gotten you onto his lap,your head in the crook of his neck as you watched Steve get the living shit beat out of him.Kelce was on the edge of his seat,completely invested in the story. “Can we watch the next one?”He asked.You smiled,pleased with his excitement. “Tomorrow morning,okay?”You asked.He huffed but nodded,grabbing the blanket he usually used.Rafe pulled a blanket over the two of you,allowing you to sleep on top of him.The four of you must’ve slept in pretty late,waking up to your 1 P.M alarm that told you to take your daily vitamins.You groaned,attempting to move but being held by Rafe.

You yawned,seeing Topper in his deep,drooling double-chin sleep.You flicked Rafe across the head so he’d wake up,the brunette waking with a grumble. “Rafe,you gotta let go.”You smiled,kissing his nose tiredly.He grinned,letting you off his lap.You shook Kelce’s shoulder as you walked by,your shorts riding up.Kelce got up with a groan,the blanket rolling around his body like a burrito as he stumbled into the kitchen.You got yourself a glass of water,putting your four vitamin pills into your palm.He watched as you took them,grinning at you. “Good girl.You want breakfast?”He asked.You shrugged,still tired.Topper walked into the kitchen,wiping his face of drool and carrying the bowl of m and ms.

 “Hey,do you still have those frozen strawberries?”He asked.You nodded,watching as he grabbed the bag of fruit from your freezer along with almond milk,whipper cream,hot fudge and banana. “Where’s Rafe?”Kelce asked,his question being answered by the universe when the Steve Rogers look alike walked in,turning on the keurig.Kelce put some bread in the toaster,taking out the eggs and a frying pan and starting to make some scrambled for Rafe,some fried for you and an m and m omlet for Topper.Speaking of the blonde,he was pouring frozen strawberries,fudge,banana slices and almond milk into the blender,switching it on and dancing to the sounds of the strawberries being crushed.As the eggs began to cook Kelce quickly handed Rafe his mug before grabbing a glass,putting a layer of m and ms and whipped cream at the bottom,adding two spoon fulls of sugar,some milk and mixing it all together until it was a colorful slop,pouring ice in the cup before brewing some italian coffee to top it off.

As it brewed he rushed to flip the eggs,cursing when he realised the edges were burnt.He tossed it onto a plate,sprinkling some italian seasoning on it and taking the toast out of the toaster for you.He grabbed a jar of your favorite jelly,spreading a thin layer on both slices,reaching over Rafe’s head to hand you the plate.You thanked him,ripping the slice of toast in half.Topper turned off the blender,pouring its contents into a glass and making a huge mountain of whipped cream before sitting across from you.You smirked,reaching your fork over to get some whipped cream.He gasped,jaw dropping as he stared at you. “So you’re gonna put me in the rain for two minutes and now youre taking away my whipped cream?Do you wanna fight?”He asked,leaning forward.

You used your fork,knocking over the mountain of whipped cream before getting up and running down the hall.He ran after you,grabbing you by your wrist and pinning you against the wall of the guest room,panting.You two stared at eachother for a while,his bare chest pressed against you.His eyes flicked between your eyes and your lips,leaning down so his forehead was pressed against yours.So much was happening at once,you couldnt even comprehend it.But then from the kitchen you heard an argument starting,Topper letting go of your wrists as they two of you went back to the kitchen. “The third one is the best!” “FUCK YOU IN THE ASS,BITCH!”You walked in,looking between the two boys. 

“What is going on?”You asked.Kelce looked over at you,spatula in hand. “Which Descendants film is better?Two or Three?”He asked.You shook your head,sitting back down to eat your toast. “Fuck-dammit,Topper!You made my toast untoast!”You exclaimed,waving the uncrunchy bread.Kelce frowned,eyes softening. “Do you want me to make you more?”He asked.You shook your head. “No,its fine,Kelce.”You grinned,taking a sip of your coffee.It was sweet and creamy and pretty good,somehow Kelce always made the best coffee no matter what he put in it.Rafe looked between you and Topper,sensing that something had happened in the room.He hoped that Topper wouldnt intentionally hurt him like that,hoping Kelce wouldnt either.A plate of scrambled eggs was put in front of Rafe along with a bottle of barbecue sauce,making you stare at him in disgust. “I cant believe you put barbecue sauce on your eggs.”You shook your head,taking a bite of the toast and getting excited when you heard a crunch. “Oh-hey,dont worry!It didnt untoast”You grinned,enjoying it.

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Welcome To The Fat Parade

Hey hey its time for the collab with @justanotherworthlessweirdo , hope you enjoy! This is more of a setup chapter so get a good look at the three ladies now because soon they’ll look very different 😉

It was Billy Corgan who said that the moment a band starts writing about themselves, and how hard it is being as famous as they are, and how tough being on tour is, is the moment they cease to be relatable, the moment they become egotists. Admittedly, Ebony thought, Corgan had never been regarded as a particularly humble man, but he was one of her main musical inspirations so she felt compelled to take his advice to heart. It seemed good advice after all: don’t forget how normal people live or they’ll forget about you.

That quote had been rattling around inside Ebony’s brain for months now. Ever since the tour cycle for Burial it felt like all she wanted to write about was how hard it was being famous and how tough touring was. Sixteen states, plus Europe, plus Japan; Ebony felt like herself and the rest of Juliet is Dead had spent ninety per cent of their time in airports for eighteen months. And the shows themselves were no better, because like idiots they’d decided to make Burial a hyper-elaborate concept album about the thought-processes of a young woman buried alive by her husband; that necessitated equally elaborate live shows with enough props and pyro to make Muse jealous, and Ebony being the control freak that she was couldn’t so much as sing a note until she knew that everything backstage was working as it was supposed to. And on top of all that she was supposed to write a new album while they were touring? Fuck that. Linkin Park had done it, sure, and it’d turned out amazing for them, but Bennington and Shinoda were musical prodigies. Ebony, meanwhile, was not. She knew that.

And yet, she was a rock star. An idol to millions of teen girls. A masturbation fantasy to just as many teen boys. As much as she felt otherwise, Ebony knew she had it all. Furthermore, she knew she’d come a long way. Back in high school, back when she was still Tara Smithers, she’d been the laughing stock of the classroom. Ten-Ton Tara they called her, the tallest and fattest girl in school, the big fat crybaby with no friends other than those goth-looking dweebs who hang around the parking lot. Ten-Ton Tara, who stress-ate her soul away. Ten-Ton Tara, who nobody would be seen dead at the prom with. Ten-Ton Tara, the basket-case. The loser.

But she’d moved past it. She’d lost the weight, she’d formed a band with her besties, she’d become Ebony Styles and written three platinum-selling albums. And if she was now forgetting where she’d come from, how awful her life once had been, what right did she have to sing for all these depressed fans and say she was just like them?

And so, Ebony decided that Juliet is Dead needed to break up.

When Ebony first suggested this to her bandmates the room went dead instantly. Even Raven was shocked into silence. Not for long, though.

“Of course it would be you,” the redhead muttered quietly. “It was always going to be you...”

“I don’t understand-” Ebony began, but she was soon interrupted as Raven let her rage fly free.

“Of course it would be you!” she screamed, in a shrill voice like distant thunder. “It’s always been about you from day one, you’ve got the fans, you’ve got the interviews, you’ve got the tits!”

“She’s not just eye candy,” Willow said softly, desperate to diffuse the situation. It hadn’t worked. It rarely did.

“Don’t you see?” The pint-sized fury turned to Willow. “This is all about her, just like always, she’ll ditch us and she’ll have a solo career, that’s what this about!”

“I love you two,” Ebony said, “I’d never-”

“Of course you’d say that! This is all about you, we’re just dead weight to you, aren’t we? We gotta be cut loose so you can really shine!”

“It’s not like that at all!” Ebony was shouting too now.

“Quit lying! We’re Michelle and Kelly, we’re JC and Chris, you fuck off, you get all the money and fame to yourself and boom! Nobody remembers who the fuck we are!”

“This is not about fame!”

“Yes it is, it might not be for you but it is for us, cause unlike you the rest of us stand to lose everything!”

“So what? We’re all gonna lose it all anyway!”

“What?” That hadn’t been the reply Raven had expected. Ebony was crying now.

“You know it’s over,” she said. “We all do. It’s 2010. Emo’s dead, it’s over. Everyone’s moving on. MCR’s gone prog rock, Panic’s gone pop and Paramore are doing whatever the hell Hayley Williams wants these days. The goth get-ups, the scene, it’s all beyond uncool at this point: made a punchline by Pitchfork and Tobey fucking Maguire. Today’s teens don’t want misery, they don't want relatability, they want dreams, laughter, they want Katy Perry and Rebecca Black. When they’re not laughing at tus they’re scared of us. We’re the man now. Everything we rallied against. And hanging on to our heyday means letting go of all we stood for.”

Raven, for once, was lost for words. But Ebony was right, she knew that, so did Willow. But none of them felt comfortable accepting that just yet.

So, the band decided to soften the inevitable blow as much as they could. One last album, one last tour, one last gift to their fans for being so loyal all these years. That album was Cliffjumper.

It'd earned the usual sneering reviews from middle-aged critics, but as she stood on stage at what she knew would be her final performance, Ebony didn’t give a shit.

Twenty thousand people, right there in front of her. Twenty thousand people longing to see her, desperate to hear her voice, elated to be so much as in her vicinity. Twenty thousand people who loved her. And when Ebony said she loved them back, she meant it. From the bottom of her heart, she meant it. These were the people who made everything worthwhile. She’d brought joy into their lives, even saved some of their lives, and in turn they had all helped save hers. Thanks to them, she didn’t feel like Ten-Ton Tara anymore, she felt like Ebony Styles, saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. They had transformed her.

And now, as the lights went out, they were gone.

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OMG LOOK. LISTEN. YOU KNOW THIS MAN MAKES ME FERAL? (Shh.. I know what you’re gonna say rn.. 99.9 percent of the guys I thot over make me feral. That’s a totally different story, m’kay?) AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO THINK ABOUT THIS GIANT... BEEFY.. STRONG BOI... ALL SOFT AND SHIT? Okay, we’ll give it a try bc I love you.

Warnings: Gonna throw this out there.. There is a good chance that this good christian house is about to get just a lil filthy.. a little dirty. We’re TRYING to keep it clean but hey, shiiiit.. It does happen. OKAY> IT STAYED PRETTY TAME. THERE IS THE VAGUEST HINT OF SOFT SEXY HERE. BUT NOT TOO BAD.

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┎ Honestly, the first thing that drew you to him -aside from the glaring obvious here, is the fact that he is an amazing doggo father. And his pictures of him with said doggo on the Insta were... Just so heartwarming. See, at first, you’d written him off. The muscle. The beefy looking hot guy who happens to be best friends / the bodyguard of a walking dick with ears. So, you just let him be your eye candy, and that be that. But those pictures, man.. They totally reeled you in. And they gave you an excuse to converse. Which you did, asking about the dog whenever you saw him around, making him chuckle. “I’ll have to tell Krypo he’s got a pretty fan.” 

-- BIIIIIISH.. WHEN I TELL YOU YOU LITERALLY ASCENDED ON THE SPOT. THAT IS PROBS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. You literally couldn’t respond for a good second or two, and finally, your mouth went to work. “I mean.. Krypo isn’t the only one, but hey. Good luck tonight.”

┎ The man is biiiig on flowers. Birthday? A bouquet of long stemmed deep red roses. Bad day? Roses. First date? LOTS OF ROSES. LOTS.

-- also.. also... As opposed to going out and dropping a ton on a fancy restaurant, you two went back to his place. With a hot tub and HIM.. grilling steaks. You ate by candlelight out on the deck. Soft music playing in the background. He propped his chin on his hand and listened to you ramble on and on, giving you this soft and fond smile the whole time. 

-- one drink turned into the entire bottle. And you two were all cozied up in the hot tub. His arm was around you and then he ASKED you if he could kiss you. It caught you by surprise so much that you kind of giggled a little, but moved to sit in his lap. From there.. Things really heated up and you two wound up in his room upstairs. Soft glow of candle light... Gentle kisses. So much touching. His hands holding your hands over your head and flat against the pillow as he drove into you long and slow and deep. When he FINALLY finished with you, your world was totally rocked, you were wetter than you’d ever been and the sun was just starting to peek through the bedroom curtains. And then you spent over half the day in bed, cuddled up and talking, with the precious doggo at your feet.

┎  The man has the mind of a steel trap. And he loves to take care of and spoil the person he loves. So he never forgets an occasion. AND.. He makes these huge plans for every single one. He’s mastered the art of sweeping you away on some random get away and it’s always just so perfect and dreamy. He found out relatively early on exactly where you want to go the most and so far, you’ve been to at least 2 of those places. 

┎ Likes to walk up behind you and pull you against him, his arms wrapping around you. Doesn’t care whether anyone has anything to say, he absolutely loves having you close. You never would’ve thought before the two of you got together that he was so affectionate, but you’re learning that yes.. yes he is.

┎ slow dancing in the kitchen at 1 am when you both wanted to get up and get a midnight snack and something to drink.

┎  LISTEN... the man gives the softest damn kisses. That last and last.. His hand on the side of your neck and caressing your cheek, staring down into your eyes. UGH. FUCKIN PERFECT OKAY?

┎ Is totally the kind of guy who will respect your boundaries. If you say you want to go slow, he’s all about it. Truth be told, he prefers to ease into things. Let them happen naturally. He’s not in some huge hurry to get in your panties. IT’s your heart he wants to get into. And he definitely does not have problems in that area.

#wardl0w

[topsytervy]

Valentine's Day ~ Kelce

Blurb: Valentines day with Kelce

Word count: 1,210

Warnings: swearing, mentions fighting and drinking, spelling/grammar errors, i think thats it.

~~~~~

You didn't really believe in true love and shied away from love in general, so Valentines was always an iffy holiday for you. Until Kelce.

You didn't really know why you were iffy with love but if you had a guess, it was because of your parents. 

Not because your parents didn't show you any love, you got plenty of love from them. It's because they didn't really love each other. 

Your father and mother told you stories about princes and princesses and happy endings, but then turned around and shouted at each other every other minute for the dumbest things.

Your mother had told you multiple times that the only reason she married your father was to have kids and not hear your grandmother complain about having kids outside of marriage. She was always talking down about your father and blaming him for everything. 

Your father was drinking just to tolerate your mother and her constant bickering. 

You just wished they'd get a divorce instead of staying together just for your sake. 

These two people who were supposed to love each other just didn't and it caused you to have negative thoughts about love.

You had been Kelce's neighbor for ages and he had never been shy about flirting with you.

Calling you baby or sweetheart, holding your hand or just holding you, giving you many compliments that made you blush. People automatically assumed you were together despite you two not.

He was sweet and caring and knew exactly how to cheer you up.

Hey, I need to escape.

Kelce smiled at the text and immediately set down his controller to type out a reply.

Where to?

"Kelce, where the hell are you? I'm getting slaughtered over here all by myself." Rafe's voice rang over the headset. 

"Umm...by the trees." Kelce answered as he looked at his tv for a second before looking back at the three dots popping up, signalling you were typing.

"Why are you there?" Rafe asked.

"Cause that's where I stopped."

Anywhere. It could be the junkyard for all I care. I just need to get out. 

Come on over and then we'll leave.

"Kelce? Hello? Am I talking to air?" 

"Rafe, man. I gotta go."

"Wait, what?"

"Something came up. I'm sure Top will play with you."

"Not Topper." Rafe groaned.

"It'll be fine. It's Y/N." Kelce told him.

"Figures." The older boy mumbled. "Tell her I say hi."

"Will do." 

And then Kelce signed out and turned everything off, throwing on some shoes before grabbing his keys and dashing to the front door.

He bid his parents goodbye and walked to his car as you walked across the lawn separating your two homes.

"We can go to the overlook if you want." Kelce suggested once you had gotten into the car. 

You smiled. "That sounds great, Kelc."

He stopped and got ice cream, handing you yours and placing his in the cupholder, before driving in the direction of the overlook.

"You know, my doors always open. You don't have to text me. My parents like you and are always happy to see you. There's no problem with you just walking in." He told you.

You nodded. "Thanks."

"No problem, sweetheart."

When you two had arrived, you sat in silence as you ate your ice cream. Kelce opened his mouth to speak but you did first.

"I'll pay you back for ice cream and gas money." 

He shook his head. "No. It's fine."

"Kelce, you're always doing things for me. Let me do something for you." 

"How about a date then?" He turned to look at you.

"A date?"

He nodded. "I'll let you pay for your half if you want to but I'm 100% okay with paying for the full meal. One date. That's it. I'll consider it even."

You chewed on your bottom lip before nodding. "Alright." 

One date turned into two though and two turned into three, and so on. Soon you were dating for four months and it felt like you blinked.

Kelce made you forget about home and Kelce's parents made you feel at home whenever you were at his. You two worked so well together. A match made in heaven, some would say.

Because of COVID, you and Kelce weren't hanging out as much and agreed that you two would figure out something for Valentines day since Kelce had just gotten tested and was waiting for his results.

You sighed as you took off your mask and trudged up the stairs to your bedroom, both your parents still at work and you just getting home.

You threw open your bedroom door and gasped.

Flowers sat on your nightstand along with a box of chocolates and a little box with a bow.

You smiled as you pulled out your phone and facetimed Kelce. 

"Hey. How was work?" He asked after he answered. 

"It was alright. How was your room?" 

"Bland. How's yours?" 

"Different from when I left. You sneaking into my house, Kelc." You teased.

"Only way I could give you your gifts, sweetheart." He beamed. "Have you opened the box yet?" 

"No. I decided to wait and open it on camera. Thought you'd want to see my face."

"I always wanna see your face baby." He replied smoothly.

You giggled before grabbing the box and sitting down at your desk, propping up your phone before undoing the ribbon.

You lifted the lid of the box and grinned, lifting up the charm bracelet. "Oh, Kelce."

"I remember you said something about always wanting one since your grandmothers was too big for your wrist and I figured you could take the charms off your grandma's and put it on that one. You know, to have a part of her with you." He shrugged.

You smiled and wiped away a tear. "You think you can stand outside my window and I can lower my gift to you?" You asked.

He nodded and you saw him grab a mask before making his way out of his bedroom.

You grabbed his gift and grabbed a ball of yarn, tying it around the gift before heading towards your window. You opened it to see your boyfriend standing there and grabbed the scissors from your desk before slowly unrolling the yarn and sending his gift down.

"Well, aren't you a modern day MacGyver?" He laughed.

You shushed him and he grabbed the box before you cut the yarn.

You watched him open it before smiling. "A bracelet and a shit ton of candy to hold me over until I get my results." He hollered up at you as you heard his voice through your phone as well. 

You nodded. "Figured you could use the candy and…" You walked over to your phone and held up your wrist that sported the same bracelet. 

You tapped the bracelet and he saw his bracelet light up. He grinned up at you and you smiled down.

"I love you, Kelc."

Kelce's grin widened. He didn't expect you to say those words first.  He thought he would have to.

"I love you too, Y/N/N."

You smiled once more before ushering him back inside. "Now go back inside and I'll catch you up on my dumbass coworker."

~~~~~

#kelce obx #kelce outer banks #deion smith

[extrablush]

50 questions tag!

ty @greatbigstorm for tagging me 💕💕

i’m tagging @minhosgf @taesjpg @eatupbud @buckh​ @flowerkth​ @soiledtaste​  @softshinee​ + anyone else who wants to share! 

p.s. my answers are gonna be under the cut bc whew it’s long 🥴

what color is your hairbrush?: hot pink

name a food you never eat: omg i’m such a picky eater... def i never eat brussel sprouts 🤢

are you typically too warm or too cold?: too hot lmaoo i literally was tossing and turning all last night bc i was so hot 

what were you doing 45 minutes ago?: finishing up a HW assignment for my psych class

what’s your favorite candy bar?: kit kat 👅

have you ever been to a professional sports game?: yes actually lmaoo i’ve been to tons of baseball games i even went to the all star game one year and i’ve been to some basketball games

what’s the last thing you said out loud?: uhhh i think thank you??? LMAOO my mom just made me breakfast i hope i said thank you 🥴

what’s your favorite ice cream?: omg salted caramel chip from mcconnell’s slaps 

what was the last thing you had to drink?: water

do you like your wallet?: yeah it’s cute it’s a small black card wallet with a gold zipper 😌just my aesthetic 

what’s the last thing you ate?: some soft boiled eggs w/ crackers and some bacon LMAOO

did you buy any new clothes last weekend?: i don’t think so,,,, unless i blacked out while online shopping loll

what’s the last sporting event you watched?: like in person??? bc the last one was the superbowl on tv lmaoo (i only watched for jlo don’t get it twisted lmaoo) but in person.... i think i saw the celtics play last year in the td garden

what is you favorite flavor of popcorn?: don’t @ me but i don’t eat popcorn unless i’m at the movie theater

who’s the last person you sent a text to?: my dad loll i sent him a screenshot of a post from onlyindade on insta 💀 that accounts so funny they post local memes of my county in miami 

ever go camping?: ..... next question

do you take vitamins?: i’m supposed to take vitamin d but i always forget asjdhashjd

do you go to church every sunday?: i literally haven’t been to church since i graduated from catholic school 💀💀

do you have a tan?: no....a bitch is so pale rn it’s been raining and my apartments pool has been closed bc of quarantine 

do you prefer chinese or pizza?: omg chinese i’ve been craving dim sum so badly

do you drink soda through a straw?: YES you can’t tell me it doesn’t make the flavor immaculate

what color socks do you usually wear?: either gray or white loll i’m a basic bitch

do you ever drive above the speed limit?: uhh who doesn’t 🥴

what terrifies you?: death LMAOOOOO

look to your left, what do you see?: my desk

what chore do you hate the most?: i fucking hate folding clothes omg i’ll put shit in and out of the washer/dryer all day but pls don’t make me fold 😔

what do you think of when you hear an australian accent?: i’m always just like what...is that real 💀

what’s your favorite soda?: does ginger ale count loll 

do you go in fast food places or just hit the drive thru?: almost always drive thru

what’s your favorite number?: 17

who’s the last person you talked to?: my mami 🥺

favorite cut of beef?: uhhhhh.... i mean at a restaurant i’ll order a ny strip or filet mignon 

last song you listened to?: imagine by ariana grande 

last book you read?: does my abnormal psych textbook count LMAOO

can you say the alphabet backwards?: uhh i’ve never even tried 

favorite day of the week?: thursday there’s something abt it that just.... chefs kiss 

how do you like your coffee?: either just an espresso shot or an iced latte

favorite pair of shoes?: my air force ones or my black booties

time you normally get up?: it’s been between 8-9 am these days 

sunrise or sunsets?: sunsets 😌😌

how many blankets on your bed?: two i don’t really have a comforter at my parents house so i wrap myself up lmaoo

describe your kitchen plates?: they’re just white lmaoo super plain

describe your kitchen at the moment?: uhhh like set-up or if it’s messy 😂😂😂 bc it’s def messy rn but we live in an apt rn so we have a small kitchen but we do have a bar island thingy which is cool idk how to describe it LMAOO

do you have a favorite alcoholic drink?: straight tequila shots are my go-to 👅but lime white claws hit too i guess 

do you play cards?: i hate every single card game 

what color is your car?: i don’t have my own anymore since i started college :// but it was white super cute our family car rn is black tho

can you change a tire?: LMAOOO

your favorite state/province/county/etc.?: definitely love cali i can’t believe i ever left :// i’ll probably apply to law school up there 

favorite job you’ve had?: none i’ve hated them all lmaoo 

how did you get your biggest scar?: i have a scar in between my eyes from running into a plank of wood with a nail sticking out of it when i was little LMAOO 

#omg this took so long LMAOO #but it was so satisfying to complete #tagged 💕

[lovemesomesurveys]

1. Do you eat your candy in any specific color pattern? (ie: M&M’s, Skittles, SweetTarts, etc) Nah. There’s some candy that I only like certain colors cause of the flavor, i.e. the red skittles, pink Starbursts, but that’s all. 2. When’s the last time that you opened a door the wrong way? (Ie: pushed when it said “pull” or vice versa) *shrug* I don’t recall. I’ve done that an embarrassing amount of times, though. 3. What is the worst illness or injury that you’ve ever sustained? How long did it last? I’d say the one that made me a paraplegic. That’s a lifelong injury. 4. When you open your mouth sometimes, does your mother come out? I do have my mom’s sarcasm. 5. Have you ever lived through a significant weather experience? (ie: hurricane, notable earthquake, tornado, etc) What was it like? Nope. I’ve never experienced any of those, thankfully.

6. When was the last time you ate food off of a plate while standing up instead of sitting down?   Well, not standing up, obvs, but I’ve ate away from a table and just held the plate or sat it on my lap many times. 7. Do you live in a city, a town, or a village? A city.    8. Would you do better at keeping pets alive or keeping plants alive? Why do you feel this way? Pets. I’m not a plant kind of gal, I have no interest in having any. It’s not of importance to me. I could just see myself forgetting to water it/them and keeping up with proper care. 9. What is the most boring movie you have ever sat all the way through? What was there about it that you disliked, and why did you just keep sitting there? There’s been a few, but I’m completely blanking at the moment. Weren’t worth remembering, I guess. 10. Have you ever slapped someone across the face before? What was the reason why? No. 11. How do you feel about children? They’re cute and can be funny, but they’re also a handful and super exhausting. And annoying at times let’s be real, ha. I can handle being around them in short doses, but I just don’t have the energy or patience for a child of my own. 12. The last time you broke the law (no matter how insignificantly small of an offense) what were you doing? Hmm. I’m not sure. 

13. Have you ever unintentionally gotten your foot stuck in wet cement before, leaving your mark permanently somewhere before?   No. 14. What is the worst thing that you’ve ever said to someone you loved? Why did you say it to them? I don’t say mean or hurtful things when I’m upset. It’s the way I say things, my tone, that I feel bad about. I get snippy and short.    15. If you knew that this very next meal was going to be your last, what would you want to eat? That would be the least of my concerns. I wouldn’t even have an appetite. 16. If you had 3 Poke’Balls, which three Poke’mon would you try to catch? I guess Jigglypuff, Pikachu, and Charmander. I haven’t watched Pokemon since I was a kid, so I don’t remember too many of them and I know they’ve added a shit ton since then that I’m not familiar at all with. 17. Have you ever created something using a Cricut machine before? No. 18. Who is your oldest friend, and how long have you been friends for? My mom. Going on 31 years now. 19. Is there an unusual hobby that you’re into that isn’t as well-known as some others? Or a skill/talent that you’ve perfected, perhaps? Nah. 20. What is one thing that you’ve always wanted to do, that you’ve never done before? Stay in a beach house.

[bionic-beth]

#personal #text #survey #surveys

[miss-anna-banana-blog]

I never thought I’ll be writing something like this, specifically the part of exposing myself in front of the people who follow me + the ones who don’t but still are checking up all the time. These pictures take me back to summer 2017. The worst year of my entire life. You couldn’t tell of course because I made sure no one wouldn’t be capable of noticing these kind of things. I posted positive, happy and silly things and I “became the best version of me” lmao. Now I can finally admit that was some huge ass bullshit and I’m mad no one said a thing. A few months before those photos were taken, I started to battle with my super toxic new old friend Anorexia, followed by her cousin Bulimia. I could remember having a goal: To be as skinny as possible. To look as good as I could ever look on a family trip to the beach (now that I think about it, it’s like, come on, it’s your family they don’t give a shit). Also, before that, I had my high school prom and you can guess what my new eating disorder did for me. Did you guessed? Yes, it made me bought a smaller freaking expensive dress! So that I could have a motivation to lost all the freaking weight I hated. I remember being asked by the lady in charge of the dress store “Don’t you want the L size? I think you could feel more comfortable” And my whole face started to burn. I felt awful. But I remained calm, laughed and said “I’m about to go on a diet. I’ll loose all this weight” and she ofc had to be this supportive “buy all my shit” kind of person. So she suggested me to get the S size. But around that time I was dumb, but like not that dumb after all because I knew that, there was no way in hell I could fit into that shit, even if I stopped eating for like a whole month. So I decided to get the M one. And yes, maybe M is kinda considered a fat girl size, but this dress was made of lace. fucking lace. Which means, it was tight and getting the M was sort of a big deal. That day I paid for my own dress (because my parents had no idea about my future plans) and went home all happy and excited because I finally had a goal to achieve: To fit in that dress, because I couldn’t afford to throw all my money away. So at this moment I’d like to state that I have a mild pill addiction (nothing serious, but sometimes they still appeal to me as candies or some shit) and it appeared around this time because this girl had an eye opening moment when she found out about...*drum rolls* LOSING WEIGHT PILLS. It was a whole thing. I was shocked. Like, I could lose weight by taking this lil pill? Everyone said “yes” forgetting that ofc It’s not that easy. So I started to take them daily, even surpassing the recommended dose. I began to let those pills solve my whole eating problems. I started dieting but sometimes I had these huge cravings (I could also say I’m kind of a compulsive eater?) anyways, I wanted to eat junk food, but I couldn’t do it. My whole brain was like “No honey” and then we started to have a battle and when I won that battle, I decided to choose the losing weight pills as my ally. So, in resume, I ate a lot of shit and then I’d let the pills do it’s job. And what job I’m talking about? Diarrhea LMFAO. I mean, I had to get used to be shitting my pants every single time because everything I ate ended up in the freaking toilet in a very gross way. The thing is, I learned to live with this awful thing. I made it look like something normal. But the truth is, it wasn’t normal and I could have gotten a serious disease by doing that. But as always, that wasn’t enough. And when I realized the pills process was kinda slow I decided to cut most of the foods I considered “bad”. I ate once a day, drank tons of water and detox tea; courtesy of my mom. Because, now that I realize all this stuff, I didn’t started all of this by myself. I let my mom help me develop it. She has always talked about losing weight methods, pills, creams, all the things that would help you lose weight, my mama knew. So I always had this fear of my mom targeting my fatness. I had the fear that she would be disappointed because of the weight I had after all the advice she gave to me and my sisters. I mean, she always had something to say about this losing weight thing, How could I be fat? She literally was giving me options to not be fat anymore. So to her, at first was kinda normal that I decided to go to sleep to avoid eating. I would literally had a small plastic bag with some granola for breakfast and water. Then I would eat tuna with lettuce and lemon and more water and then I’d have more tuna for dinner. And when I felt hungry as hell? I went to sleep. It helped me a lot to be a sick person at it’s fullest. But hey, I def started to lose weight. With all the things I cut and the pills I was this close to achieve my goal. I decided to join my mom on her gym routine and people there started to compliment me about how skinny I started to look. I was living the dream!! I started to push myself way harder on the gym (I also almost fainted like 2-3 times a week) but Hey, I needed to get toned! Being skinny wasn’t enough. So I started to realize I could get myself to look better. And guess who helped me achieve my skeleton look? My dearest friend, index finger. We had our first meeting one time at the bathroom. That time I didn’t thought I’d be capable of doing something like that. I was scared of the result. But somehow we managed to forget that rocky start and the first time I vomited I was like “woah so this is how it feels. My god, can’t believe I’ve missed this my whole life” and it was so easy. I didn’t even need to cut foods. I could eat whatever I wanted! And then It would be gone for good! And all I had to do was push my finger deep in my throat. So fucking easy. And that’s how I finally achieved my goal, by playing the girl from the exorcist movie in my bathroom every day after every meal. I should’ve been happy, but my ED said “nope” and I had a whole breakdown and missed my prom. I went trough a lot of changes, decided to cut and dye my hair and tried to become a whole new person while stile carrying my oldest two versions (The one before the ED, and the one who had the ED) and I felt like I became an actress in this movie called “how long could you keep it cool until you become crazy”. Around that time, I weighted like 43...42 kg. I was way under my weight. My legs were tiny and I loved them. I loved to feel my ribs, my hip bones. I loved to see how my clothes looked bigger on me. I even sent some of my clothes to be fixed so that they would be smaller and fit me and yet, they didn’t because I was too small now. And I loved it. No one said a thing. My family was like “Oh now you’re skinny? It must be from the gym” My mom was thrilled. She never said it, but I could tell by the way she looked at me when I asked her if she could send my clothes to her friend because they didn’t fit me anymore. She even started to buy me clothes on smaller sizes and we even joked about how now I would have to buy on the kid’s section because I was so small and I couldn’t be prouder. I took photos with the clothes that looked bigger on me. I had to have proof that I was tiny! I was having a moment. And people started to notice that I became tiny but never asked how I got to be ‘that’ tiny. So, they never asked. I never answered. Until now lol. So the family trip to the beach happened and there I ate all the things I couldn’t while achieving my goal, because what the hell I was already skinny, I could eat whatever I wanted. And I ate, and ate and yet, I looked good on the bikini photos. I MEAN, for the first time in years I bought a TWO PIECES swimsuit. I had a great time there, it felt like a culmination in my life. I took cute pictures in front of the beach house, my cousin complimented be about looking skinny and pretty and yeah, happy ever after. Back at home, the struggle wasn’t over. I started to eat normally again but always fearing about my weight. I was perfect. I couldn’t lose that. So it begins the journey of “eating and regretting and then vomiting and then regretting it and then sending everything to hell and eating once again” and that went on repeat ALL DAY. To summarize, this isn’t exactly a story with a happy ending. It got to a point where I realized “WTF DUDE. YOU’LL DIE FROM THIS” and I stopped doing all that shit. Even my parents noticed the whole thing before I could send it back to hell. Tbh I was kinda expecting them to be mad or anything but they were like “we could hear you vomiting” and that’s all. Um, so you heard? Uh, sorry? My mom was more worried about how the toilet looked after I threw up on it. She said the stains were awful. So, I’d like to say sorry to my mom for staining her toilet while dealing with all my shit. My bad mom. 

Now, I’d like to state that it’s been three years since that happened and my family and I still haven’t spoke about it. I had to seek help somewhere else. And you know, I’m not stating that my parents are the ones to blame. No, I was 17. I was totally aware of how awful having a ED was and yet I decided to participate. However, I totally believe they should have said something. I mean, it took a very short time for me to lose more than 30 kg and I slept all day. Wasn’t that weird for them? Maybe. But my parent’s weren’t exactly raised to be aware of people’s emotions. My parents were raised to be emotionless. They rarely show emotions and that’s something regular at home. So, if they ever felt worried they never expressed it because they didn’t knew how. And that’s normal, At least to me. 

Moving forward to 2020, I’m 21. I’m an ED survivor (hate the word but you know, I didn’t died so I guess I kinda survived?) and I’m still in recovery and def not fully healed. That’s why I said this didn’t exactly had a happy ending. Because when you have an ED you can’t just put it away and make it disappear from your life. Nope, it’s not that easy and if someone says it is. They’re big liars. People talk about how difficult is to recover and gain weight without having these awful thoughts but they never tell you how your relationship with food changes forever. Or maybe they do, but it’s very rare tbh. Now, 3 years after having an ED I can say I still have it in me. Every time I eat something, I can’t help to feel guilty. To have the urge to vomit everything or the amount of times I say in my head “You need to cut food again” I get a losing weight goal every month. And I have the same feelings and thoughts I used to have 3 years ago. I look at myself in the mirror and I don’t feel proud. I get the feeling I’m not having my best moment. And it sucks, you know? Because it’s tiring. Having your mind working 24/7 on the food you just ate and you could have replaced it with something healthier. And not being able to stop it. It also doesn’t help the fact that my mom is still obsessed with losing weight. She still has this habit of checking what I eat and making this “I don’t approve it” face. A month ago, I kinda had a relapse. I started to cut foods and then I was like “Hey, remember those pills? They still exist, you know?” But, I had no money. I couldn’t go outside to get them (bc quarantine, yikes) and I had no idea which ones would help me this time. So...I asked the expert; my mom. I’d like to state again I’m not blaming her. Anyways, I told her I felt fat and awful (she never said “you’re not fat” bc I have to admit, I am, at the moment) and asked her for her advice on losing weight stuff. She quickly recommended some popular diet pills she once listened a woman recommend in the radio. She even told me about a deal they had! Which included 3 bottles, all of them with 60 pills. Bro, I was in paradise at that moment. 180 pills plus having the opportunity to lose weight? WHAT A FUCKING DEAL My mom was thrilled, she even got the deal for herself (and both suffered from the same consequences, that my mom tried to cover up by saying that “it was the body’s reaction” and that we were detoxing our bodies” but I decided to cut that bullshit and stopped taking them bc I had awful results (and also, I wasn’t exactly losing weight which was the whole goal) 

Today, June 2nd. I reflected about this whole thing. I am proud I never went to the bottom and to the hospital. But I’m not proud on the fact that I still haven’t recovered. Not even a bit. I mean, yeah, now I have double thoughts before doing something my ED tells me to do, but I still have the urge of being skinny. I still compare my body and feel like that is the only thing I could offer. Most stories shared this day, are successful ones. Most have this cute ending with them still being skinny but now, reflecting on life and talking about healthy weight gain. But not all stories are like those ones. There’s people still struggling. Like me, I haven’t even recovered but yet, I’m sharing this shit. Because that’s the reality behind having a daughter, sister, friend, with an ED. 

We would never openly say “I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER” but it’s always in the little details. It’s in the way they read the menu and search for the healthy options and the calories, the way they express about their bodies, the way they constantly say how much they need to go to the gym. It’s in the way they look at food whenever you offer them, like if they could calculate how many days would it take for that food to get stuck in their body, specifically in the abdomen area. It’s there, but not many people gets to see it. It’s a matter of paying attention. And no, we do not want attention all the time, we do not want you to save us. It’s not about that. It’s about being aware that we are struggling and that we might need your support at least once. 

Personally, I do not want to be saved. I just want to cope with it. I want to be able to eat healthy without falling again into these crap. I want to be able to look back and say “I fucking did it”. If I’m totally honest, the thought of losing weight will always be here with me. I’ll always have this little voice telling me “You could be smaller, you know? “You could stop your dad from saying that you’d be perfect to play football again because you could tackle everyone with that body” “You could be as tiny as your sister” “You could show your ballet teacher that you do not look like a ball anymore” “You could make your mom proud because you have taken her advice” “You could fit in that shirt and those pants again” and the most important one “You could have it all” because sadly, in this world, skinny means successful. And while I still try to achieve being that successful, the ED thoughts won’t go away, not at all. And I’m being honest. Terribly honest. But at least, I’m not lying and saying I’ll do better. Because, I’ll be better, just not today and maybe not even in two years from now. But I’ll be one day. 

This story was shared to commemorate the World Eating Disorders Action Day (June 2nd) to spread awareness about what ED really mean and what they actually look like in real life. 

#world eating disorder action day #june 2nd #spread awareness #eating disoder things #eating disoder thoughts

[chasethesun18]

50 questions you’ve never been asked

tagged by @goddess-clarke​ 🥰

What is the colour of your hairbrush? purple and black

Name a food you never eat? seafood and red meat

Are you typically too warm or too cold? i used to be too cold all the time and then i went through a time where i was too hot and now im back to somewhere in the middle but mostly cold. my fingers turn blue a lot lolol

What were you doing 45 minutes ago? mm so i just watched the premier of blindspot s5 and it is now dead to me and i will be forgetting this episode happened and not continuing the season. so ive spent the last hour trying to erase the ep from my memory and cheer myself up. its not working so now im answering 50 questions. as one does.

What is your favourite candy bar? oh i don't know. it changes. i really like peanut m&ms and york patties

Have you ever been to a professional sports event?  professional...maybe? i think i’ve possibly been to a pro baseball. im from the south and we dont do pro we only do college. ive been to..idk hundreds on hundreds of those

What is the last thing you said out loud? told my mom i loved her. cause im cute like that.

What is your favourite ice cream? i like vanilla with a lot of toppings. but also coffee and mint chocolate chip 

What was the last thing you had to drink? im drinking cherry vanilla coke zero. yes its 11:42pm. dont judge me.

Do you like your wallet? yeah its cute. its little and red 

What was the last thing you ate? salad with chicken (oo she healthy)

Did you buy any new clothes last weekend? yeah no. i haven't bought new clothes in forever. actually got into an argument with my mom about that today

The last sporting event you watched? BEFORE SPORTS WERE CANCELLED YOU MEAN????? baseball. 

What is your favourite flavour of popcorn? ....popcorn has flavors? idk salt?

Who is the last person you sent a text message to? my sister. about said blindspot premier. she's writing a book and considering killing off one of the characters and i told her i didn't want someone to get to the end of her book and wish she hadn't read it which is how i feel about blindspot rn

Ever go camping? i do, my major is parks and rec so im a ~big outdoors girl~ but im actually more into the historical preservation side of things and i dont really like camping but i have been dragged into it bc of my major

Do you take vitamins? no but i take a shit ton of medication. y'all didnt need to know that srry.

Do you go to church every Sunday? yes. before that got cancelled too. its fine.

Do you have a tan? i do! super proud of it. its the beginning stages

Do you prefer Chinese food or pizza? pizza i hate chinese food

Do you drink your soda with a straw? yes

What colour socks do you usually wear? white

Do you ever drive above the speed limit? ....ok does anyone follow the exact speed limit? come on. ive never gotten a ticket tho

What terrifies you? a lot of things. small spaces. bugs. heights but only sometimes. losing a loved one. change. im an anxious person ok

Look to your left, what do you see? a wall (these are entertaining answers im serving yall)

What chore do you hate? vacuuming. GOSH I HATE IT. idk why but it pisses me off every time. i think its cause it makes me sweat and like why should i have to SWEAT from vacuuming? its so loud too i can't listen to music while i do it

What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? g’day mate

What’s your favourite soda? coke zero or dr pepper

Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? drive-thru unless the drive-thru is too long and then it defeats the purpose of going for fast food so i go in

Who’s the last person you talked to? my mom

Favourite cut of beef? i dont eat red meat :P

Last song you listened to? holding on and letting go - ross copperman (tvd forever)

Last book you read? my major is reading heavy and my minor (history) is even more reading heavy. i had a history class this semester where i had to read 6 books in their entirety so that's the last thing i read. i havent read for fun since i started college lol. but i do still read fanfic and that counts

Favourite day of the week? friday. its the anticipation of the weekend without the disappointment of the weekend

Can you say the alphabet backwards? lol no

How do you like your coffee? if i make it myself i like it with creamer and splenda. if i get it out i like sugar free vanilla lattes with nonfat milk (yes im a basic bitch I KNOW. i also take a sip and if it tastes wrong i go ‘um excuse me is this the nOn FaT MiLk’ like im literally that bitch)

Favourite pair of shoes? aesthetically ive got some bomb heels but i havent had the occasion to wear those in a long time

The time you normally go to bed? before all this 11-1. now idk time is just a construct 

The time you normally get up? ..before all this 8/9 depending on what time my class was. now i force myself to get up around 9/10. i dont naturally wake up. if i dont set an alarm i will sleep until 1pm

What do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? i like both but i havent seen many sunrises bc i dont wake up. so sunset

How many blankets on your bed? twooo

Describe your kitchen plates: the ones at my parents house are just plain white and the ones in my apartment are plain green. wow im plain.

Do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage? so ya girl just turned 21 !!!! and no, im not a big fan. it all tastes like cough syrup. help.

Do you play cards?. my family does sometimes. i think its boring

What colour is your car? dark grey. her name is the black pearl. shes not black tho....

Can you change a tire? no but ive never tried

Your favourite province? ok this question is gonna show my ignorant american side and i dont want it to soooo

Favourite job you’ve ever had? i used to work at this place that did mommy and me music classes. i taught the one that was a drop off class called school skills so it was like k5 for 3-4 yrs old

How did you get your biggest scar? i dont have many scars. i have one above my eye from falling backwards into a rocking chair lol

What did you do today that made someone else happy? i dont know, honestly. i feel like im barely interacting with people. i ran errands with my mom and i think that made her happy...but she was in a bad mood so hard to tell lolol

anyway, this was fun and now im not thinking about that show. crap now im thinking about it. UGH.

tagging: @hpfangirl13 @amazalina @dorisquinn @rebel-belles @vivianelynne20 @modernlifehistorian (i know you're there) @sherlolly-siya @fromiftowhen

#tag game

[lucidpantone]

I’m indulging one of these. You can thank @hopetofantasy for tagging me 😘

1. What is the color of your hairbrush?

Black

2. A food you never eat?

I literally eat everything and I will try almost anything once aside from certain proteins like horse, turtle or dog or anything like that.

3. Are you typically too warm or too cold?

Too warm

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

showering

5. What is your favorite candy bar?

Not a huge candy bar person but I love strawberry strips and british bon bons.

6. Have you ever been to a professional sports event?

My bff is in the sports industry I go to stuff all the time. Last one was a huge horse racing event.

7. What is the last thing you said out loud?

“Water.. don't forget water.”

8. What is your favorite ice cream?

cookie dough 

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Currently drinking water and chardonnay. Double fisting.

10. Do you like your wallet?

Yea its a bright orange prada wallet. Its super dirty now got it like 5 years ago as a treat.

11. What was the last thing you ate?

Chicken and fried rice.

12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend?

clothes no but am considering purchasing this astrology hoodie thats way over priced but for a good cause. 

13. The last sporting event you watched?

On tv? basketball before they killed the season. Plus figure skating has been on lately but now thats cancelled too.

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Easy caramel.

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?

my bff

16. Ever go camping?

A couple of times its okay.

17. Do you take vitamins?

I have them but I forget.

18. Do you go to church every sunday?

No.

19. Do you have a tan?

Yea I was born with one. All year around.

20. Do you prefer chinese food or pizza?

Depends. How hungover am I? because if a lot chinese. If just generally then Pizza (specifically NY slices).

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?

I rarely every drink soda and not with a straw.

22. What color socks do you usually wear?

black almost always 

23. Ever drive above the speed limit?

I was born in LA. If you don't drive above the speed limit there you’re going to be tail gated till you do. Road rage is real there.

24. What terrifies you?

rats

25. Look to your left, what do you see?

nothing just a wall.

26. What chore do you hate?

Cleaning (hence I have a cleaner lol). Amazon cleaning is a blessing.

27. What do you think of when you hear an australian accent?

Hide the liquor asap.

28. What’s your favorite soda?

diet coke

29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru?

Go in, no drive thru in nyc.

30. Who’s the last person you talked to?

my bff

31. Favorite cut of beef?

Love t bone or ny strip. Skirt is amazing but so bad for you.

32. Last song you listened to?

Max richter non-eternal

33. Last book you read?

Dune (rereading for the movie)

34. Favorite day of the week?

Saturday

35. Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Yes.

36. Do you like your coffee?

Hahaahaha. Do I like coffee? Its basically a food group for me. To put it in context I spent $45 on groceries last week and $57 on coffee pods/beans.

37. Favorite pair of shoes?

I got a ton I love but my purple camper suede platforms or my gold schutz sneaks.

38. At what time do you normally go to bed?

3am

39. At what time do you normally get up?

If a work week during quarantine 10am if not then 830/9 to commute into the office.

40. What do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets?

Sunsets.

41. How many blankets are on your bed?

2

42. Describe your kitchen plates.

Ikea white but the fancier line because my roommate insisted.

43. Do you have a favorite alcoholic beverage?

I think you mean beverages. Plural.

Red wine: Malbec or a montepulciano

White: Sauv Blanc

Cocktail: Daytime: margarita Nighttime: old fashion

Beer: IPA (always)

44. Do you play cards?

Have done, I love a good gamble

45. What color is your car?

I don’t have a car. Don't need a car in NYC.

46. Can you change a tire?

Probably

47. What is your favorite province?

Province? I think you mean state and well its gotta be my home state. California I am a beach girl at heart.

48. Favorite job you’ve ever had?

My last job and my current job. I am super lucky.

49. How did you get your biggest scar?

I was getting out of a black cab in London and scraped my knee badly.

50. What did you do today that made someone else happy?

Watch my bff tik tok dance though I think she is to old for that shit but I still support. Quarantine does weird things to people.

#personal

[beanfic]

Summertime Sadness - Ch.16

Word Count: 1194

Warnings: Angst and Language (i think?)

Author’s note: Enjoy! 

Song suggestion: Stars by Fun. 

“I’m surprised you haven’t seen Josh yet, it’s been almost two weeks!” Bri said while you were busy making lunch for the both of you. It consisted of apple slices, peanut butter, and turkey sandwiches. You were surprised that you hadn’t spotted Josh anywhere, even though you didn’t go that many places since you were grounded. You went to work, Mariah’s occasionally, and that’s about it.

“I’m glad, I don’t know what I would do if I saw him,” you handed Bri the sandwich you had made for her.

“Thank you! You excited for the state fair tonight?”

You groaned, “Do I have to take you?”

“Yes! Mom and Dad said that one of your chores was to chaperone me and my friends!”

“You guys are fourteen, you don’t need chaperones.”

“Apparently we do, and it’s fine! Just drop us off and go do your own thing!” she said, taking bites of her sandwich. “Johnny's sandwiches are better than yours, yours are too dry.”

“Of course they are,” you chuckled, taking the seat next to Bri eating your lunch too. Jonny walked downstairs and joined you two.

“Did you make me one?” he asked, and you shot him a look.

“You wouldn’t want one, they’re bad,” Bri giggled. You gave her a light punch to her shoulder.

“Are you coming to the fair?” you asked your older brother.

He shook his head, “Hell no, I hated taking you two when you were little!”

“Whatever,” you rolled your eyes while you finished your lunch. You headed back up to your room to work on more of your poetry. You had been in a groove lately of getting short poems written out, and it was helping with your mental health a lot.

Hours passed while you sat next to your window, listening to the album Some Night’s by Fun. and writing poetry, and before you knew it, it was time to get going to the fair.

You put on a pair of your favorite denim shorts and a flowy black tank top. You brushed your purple hair and straightened your bangs. You applied a little bit of makeup, just in case there was any cute guys there.

You and Mariah had been talking about trying to find a rebound before the summer ends to just help you officially get over Josh, even though you don’t think you could ever fully get over him.

“You ready to go?” you called into your little sister's room. She was wearing a black flowy skirt and a red tank with it. “You look pretty.”

“Thanks! So do you, and yeah I’m ready!” You both headed to the car, and drove an hour or so to the fairgrounds in Columbus. It was a sunny day, and it was about a nice 74 degrees since it was around 7 at night. The sun was just starting to set and the blue sky had the smallest hint of pink to it.

“There are my friends!” Bri pointed out to the group of fourteen-year-olds waiting by the entrance. You only recognized a couple of them.

“Have fun! Meet me back here around 10!” you called out after her. You parked your car and decided if you wanted to check out the fair. You came to the conclusion that you were going to head in because one, you didn’t eat dinner, and two, a corn dog sounded really good.

Once you stepped foot into the fairgrounds, the smells and sounds brought back childhood memories to you. They came rushing back. The smell of cotton candy and fried food, and the sound of the rides and children screaming. You used to have so much fun with Johnny and Bri when you were little. Especially that one time Johnny had invited his crush and ended up puking all over her. You never let him forget that.

You found a food cart that was selling corn dogs and hot dogs, so you ordered one corn dog and a blue raspberry Icee. You sat and ate, sometimes seeing Bri walk by with her friends.

Once you finished your dinner, you decided to walk around and check out what else there was. You could hear music in the distance so you decided to head towards that, especially since it sounded live. As you got closer to the sound of drums and cheering, you realized just how big the crowd was in front of the stage. There were tons of people, probably hundreds, jumping up and down to the music.

“How is everyone doing tonight?” the lead singer asked as the song came to an end. The voice sounded familiar so you stood on your toes to get a better look. “This next song is called Guns for Hands!”

Holy shit. It was Tyler.

You watched him hold his hand up in the shape of a gun and slowly turn it in a fist, and the crowd erupted with applause. You looked at the drummer, and low and behold, it was Josh.

You gasped out loud and you couldn’t take your eyes off of Josh. You watched his arms move while he drummed to the beat, and you felt like the world stopped. You forgot about the people around you cheering. All you could hear was the song, and all you could feel is Josh’s drumming in your chest.

You watched his gaze look up and out at the crowd during a slower part of the song, and you both locked eyes. You watched him as he was trying to figure out who you were. You weren’t even sure if he could recognize you with your new hair.

You immediately noticed that he became more distracted with his drumming, but he still did not take his eyes off you. You turned your focus to Tyler who was now rapping, and you were pleasantly surprised with how good they were live.

“Thank you for coming out! We’re twenty one pilots, and so are you!” Tyler spoke while Josh joined him at the front of the stage and bowed after the song came to a grand ending. The sound the audience made was deafening as they screamed and cheered for the two boys on stage, and you threw your hands up to your ears to try to drown it out. Everyone started to push forward and a large man hit your shoulder and you almost stumbled to the ground.

You slowly ran away from the sound to find a quiet area to regain your thoughts and emotions. You weren’t sure what you were feeling, but all you knew is that Josh definitely had recognized you. The memories of the summer started to flood back to you. The milkshakes, the car rides, the kisses. Everything. You missed them so much.

“No, stop!” you told yourself out loud, trying to make sure you weren’t going to start crying at the fair. You had worked so hard the past week to get over the breakup, but seeing him made it hurt all over again.

“Hey, Y/L/N.” You turned around to see Josh walking towards you, hands in his short pockets. “Long time, no see.”

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[wexhavexaxhulk]

Spider Frights

A/N: was Halloween a month ago? Yes. Did I just get this idea and thought it was really funny and wanted to write it anyways? Yes.

Halloween. Peters favorite time of the year. Lots of candy, amazing costumes, children that dress up as Spider-Man, scaring the hell out of people, shall he continue?

Tony on the other hand hates it. Small children in cheap costumes constantly ringing his doorbell, having to deal with Peter after he ate way too much sugar, always getting scared, shall he continue?

Ding dong

“Ugh, how many children are there?” Tony said after the thousandth doorbell ring. He and Peter were trying watching The Nightmare Before Christmas but they kept having to pause every 5 seconds.

“Approximately 26% of the world’s population.”

“How did you know that?”

“I know everything Mr. Stark.”

“Sure you do kid.” He stood up front the coach. “What’s the smell of rain called?”

“Petrichor.” He said without a pause.

“My middle name?”

“Edward.”

“The hottest degree ever recorded on earth?”

“2 billion degrees kelvin.”

“Jeez kid. How do you know all of that.”

“When I can’t sleep I just stare at my ceiling for hours thinking about anything and everything.”

“Oh.” Tony opened the door expecting to see another kid dressed in a terrible avengers costume. Instead he saw no one. “Weird.”

“Whats weird?” Peter said not being able to see the door.

“No ones there. Probably some ding dong ditcher.” He walked back to the couch and as soon as he sat down the doorbell rang again. He muttered “Dammit.” and stood back up quickly and opened the door.

No one was there.

Tony slammed the door already tired of getting up to feed kids candy even though it was still pretty early in the night. Only 5 or 6 o’clock. The second he took a step the doorbell rang again.

Tony opened the door as fast as could. When he did he got a face full of potato. “Harley?!”

“Hey!”

“What are you doing here?”

“You don’t want to see me? I see how it is.”

“Not at the moment.” He said while brushing potato out of his hair.

Peter has never met Harley but from what he could tell from the stories Tony told him is that he was fun. Tony had said that if Peter and Harley got together they would probably blow stuff up and cause Tony more stress and most likely give him a heart attack.

“Come on in. This is Peter.” He said pointing to Peter.

“I didn’t know you had an actual son.”

“Oh we’re not related.” Peter said.

Harley looked confused.

“Peter is an intern as SI”

“Who happens to be spending Halloween with you where you live watching movies? I don’t buy it.”

It was silent for a second then Peter said “I’m Spider-Man.”

Harley looked at him with a disbelieving look. Peter looked too small and fragile to be Spider-Man.

“How has the whole world not found out yet, your so bad at keeping secrets.”

“Wait he really is Spider-Man?”

“Yup.”

“Oh that’s awesome!”

Harley asked about the mechanics in his webshooters and they immediately became friends.

“This isn’t going to end well.” Tony said to himself.

Later that night Harley though it would be funny if they snuck out and went trick or treating. Peter had and even better idea of going trick or treating in the Spider-Man and Ironman suit.

They got many compliments on there ‘very realistic costumes’ and got extra candy when Peter did some flips.

When they got back they had tons of candy, approximately 2-3 pillowcases each.

“You wanna see who can eat the most candy the fastest?”

“Your on! I have a super fast metabolism!”

“I’m southern!”

Peter obviously won but it was still pretty close.

When Tony walked in the room he saw thousands of candy wrappers and Peter and Harley were practically buzzing. They both looked over at Tony and he slowly backed away.

“You can crawl on walls right?”

“Yeah”

“I have a great bad idea”

“I’m down”

———

Peter and Harley quieted down so Tony thought they were finally asleep. They must sugar crashed after all that candy they ate.

He walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge, looking for some left over takeout. He found some and closed the fridge.

Then all of a sudden the lights go out.

Tony goes to turn them back on but nothing happens. He’s too exhausted to deal with it so he just continues making his midnight snack in the dark. As he is putting the box into the microwave he hears a loud sound coming from down the hall. He sighs follows where the noise came from thinking that Peter and Harley woke up.

He finds no one and by now he getting a little worried. “FRI, is there anyone on this floor?”

“Just Peter, Harley, and Mrs. Potts”

Satisfied with the answer, he turns around and starts walking back towards the kitchen.

When his foot steps into the kitchen is when he sees it.

A gigantic Spider on the ceiling, creating a web.

Forgetting about his spider child, he grabs the broom that just so happens to be right next to him and starts whacking the spider while screaming.

Tony doesn’t love spiders. He’s trying to not be afraid because of Peter but deep down inside, spiders scare the shit out of him.

The spider falls onto the floor and he continues whacking.

“Ow! Ow! Mr. Stark it’s me Peter!”

He keeps hitting for a few more seconds before registering that the spider just talked. Then his brain finally catches up and sees he was hitting Peter in a spider costume the whole time.

“Peter! Are you ok!?”

“Yeah yeah I’m fine.”

“Good.” He breathed in deeply. “What the hell! You scared the shit out of me! You know I hate spider!”

Peter stood up. “Hey! It was all Harleys idea!”

Harley popped out from behind the couch. “Snitch! It wasn’t all my idea!”

“Both of you go to your rooms.” Then he whispered to him self, “I need to take my heart medication.”

They walked away but when they were out of ear reach they high fived each other. “That was awesome! You looked terrifying!”

“Thanks! How did you turn the lights off?”

“I hacked into FRIDAY and shut off the kitchen lights using a tablet I borrowed from his lab.”

“Nice! I’m exhausted from being whacked by a broom repeatedly so I’m actually going to bed.”

“Good idea, but we’re definitely gonna prank him tomorrow.”

“Duh! We should switch out his coffee with decaf.”

“Or glue his mugs to the cabinet.”

“Or glue fake spiders to the bottom of his mug so when he finishes his coffee he gets scared.”

“Or put real spiders in his coffee mugs!”

“...”

“Too far?”

“Maybe just a tad.”

Bonus:

Harley woke up to find a gigantic Spider on his ceiling staring him in the eyes. He screamed like a girl and Peter sent a video of it to everyone.

#peter parker #harely keener #tony stark #spiderman #spiders #tony whacked his spider son repeatedly with a broom #he apologized later cuz he felt bad #halloween pranks #yes I know its almost december #don't judge me